[YTP] Michael Rosen's Disturbing Tales: Meeting Donald Trump, A Terrorist & Other Horrible Stuff

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  • Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
  • Michael has some disturbing tales to share with you. Includes "Conversations with a terrorist", "Train to Hull but it's highly disturbing" and other shocking tales you should not show to your two-year old. But show it to your friends, sure.

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  • @noelnotcole7940
    @noelnotcole7940 4 года назад +64

    0:51 that Trump impersonation is top notch

  • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
    @DRSTRANGELOVEIN Год назад +8

    “A murder sat in a gas chamber waiting to be executed. ‘No one’s gonna gas me,” it said, “because gassing me is cruel, gassing me is murder, you can’t gas me’”
    *holds breath

  • @Gandalf_the_Black_
    @Gandalf_the_Black_ 4 года назад +105

    The two-year-old inside the skull sounds crazy, but it's actually an ancient idea. In Greek mythology, Hephaestus used an axe to cut open Zeus' skull to free Athena from his head.

    • @Viewer444
      @Viewer444 4 года назад +13

      Bloody hell, those stories are so damn strange

    • @sumvs5992
      @sumvs5992 3 года назад +3

      I swear anything goes with those myths

    • @harrisonmissell1716
      @harrisonmissell1716 3 года назад +1

      @Gandalf the Black
      No offense but, Why do you like the TF2 soldiers if he was born in the year 1200?

    • @Gandalf_the_Black_
      @Gandalf_the_Black_ 3 года назад

      @@harrisonmissell1716 What?

    • @harrisonmissell1716
      @harrisonmissell1716 3 года назад

      What I’m trying to say is, (no offense intended) I think your user icon looks like if the Soldier from TF2 was born in the 1200. Why do you like like that?

  • @jogeran4955
    @jogeran4955 Год назад +13

    "She looked like she had never seen anything quite so horrible in a few days"
    Accurate, she's from Hull, this is probably just your typical Friday for her.

  • @absupinhere
    @absupinhere 4 года назад +59

    Why do I get the feeling that two year old is somehow the primordial root of all evil in the captain plumbs Rosen multiverse?

  • @Ously6
    @Ously6 4 года назад +23

    “Next time I’m gonna pilot that plane.” OMG IM DYING

  • @absupinhere
    @absupinhere 4 года назад +32

    This one’s going in the Rosen master poops playlist XD

  • @DadlyPhantm
    @DadlyPhantm 4 года назад +36

    1:29 literally the funniest thing I've ever seen 😂😂😂

  • @kevfrompest5332
    @kevfrompest5332 4 года назад +22

    OMG, that last part with the gas chamber had me laughing almost hysterically! This was incredibly good!

  • @gangstashots3298
    @gangstashots3298 4 года назад +6

    1:31 When your asked to help demonstrate something with the teacher in front of the whole class and disagree to.

  • @razpootis5802
    @razpootis5802 4 года назад +7

    0:45 This is way too accurate.

  • @yourdailydoseofomid3026
    @yourdailydoseofomid3026 4 года назад +8

    "I've got the best wall in the world!"🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheWestcoastrasta
    @TheWestcoastrasta 4 года назад +5

    The beginning of your ytp are freaking hilarious. You got Michael Rosen doing snow lines lol

  • @yourdailydoseofomid3026
    @yourdailydoseofomid3026 4 года назад +7

    This is amazing! So happy your keeping at it.

  • @yermach6837
    @yermach6837 4 года назад +10

    This is a quality YTP.

  • @gassedupbp7204
    @gassedupbp7204 4 года назад +6

    The King of YTP, saw this on my recommended and had to watch

  • @kareemboi999
    @kareemboi999 4 года назад +5

    Lool rosens voice still gets me to this day

  • @quanlinglingdinglenut4608
    @quanlinglingdinglenut4608 4 года назад +5

    Quality stuff as always. Made my day!

  • @WooberJig
    @WooberJig 4 года назад +7

    Ahh, that hit the spot.

  • @HeyImBax
    @HeyImBax 3 года назад +4

    I need more Michale Rosen YTP

  • @benmelman9505
    @benmelman9505 4 года назад +3

    Holy shit. Best Poop I've seen in a while. Keep it up, man.

  • @pooppoop8766
    @pooppoop8766 4 года назад +7

    Sacklings murdered me 😢

  • @leepdroon
    @leepdroon 4 года назад +6

    This is a masterpiece of sick fuckery I wish I could achieve, Simply masterful.

  • @jasonwinchester9350
    @jasonwinchester9350 4 года назад +4

    As soon as I saw the thumbnail
    I knew it was going to be fucking epic

  • @harrisonmissell1716
    @harrisonmissell1716 3 года назад +1

    E3: Ok Bethesda are you ready to show the world Fallout 76
    Bethesda: 0:19

  • @redcommander27
    @redcommander27 4 года назад +1

    How does this not have more views and ratings?

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 2 года назад

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!

  • @Sam-ot8lm
    @Sam-ot8lm 4 года назад +1

    Awesome video mate.

  • @KimSamaVideos
    @KimSamaVideos 4 года назад +4

    3:39 Me after watching this

  • @MangoMonster34
    @MangoMonster34 3 года назад +1

    I enjoy horrible stuff from Captain Plums

  • @kyletheorangeguy7090
    @kyletheorangeguy7090 4 года назад +1

    orange man you say

  • @Korea4Me
    @Korea4Me 4 года назад +1

    Excellent!

  • @benbristow8412
    @benbristow8412 4 года назад +3

    This is absolute class 😂😂

  • @goldenfreddy1272
    @goldenfreddy1272 3 года назад +2

    This is awesome 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ilovemuslimfood666
    @ilovemuslimfood666 4 года назад +2

    What did he say at 3:28? I didn’t understand the word splicing there.

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284
    @girlwiththeblueglasses8284 3 года назад +2

    I am completely ashamed and disgusted with myself to say that I laughed at 0:26

  • @frankwest9892
    @frankwest9892 3 года назад +1

    Runescape sound effect

  • @RichManSCTV0
    @RichManSCTV0 4 года назад +1

    The best okay!

  • @TheUnforgiven59
    @TheUnforgiven59 3 года назад

    Where did you find the LEGO guy in the thumbnail?

  • @danhalen5422
    @danhalen5422 4 года назад +2

    PlumTastic!

  • @kojothicc
    @kojothicc 4 года назад

    Nice.

  • @explorer974
    @explorer974 4 года назад

    Michael Rosen Made a NEW Poem with the same clothes of the old ones Can you Show me the Link to them?

  • @BenDSteele
    @BenDSteele 4 года назад +2

    Bag of plums

  • @KjeldPlatt
    @KjeldPlatt Год назад

    That’s something Trump would actually say

  • @Glxxmmusic
    @Glxxmmusic 4 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious

  • @DoctorMeme456
    @DoctorMeme456 Год назад

    2:44

  • @matejstemberk8110
    @matejstemberk8110 4 года назад +1

    Oh-no, you slightly chanced your outro :I

    • @CaptainPlums
      @CaptainPlums  4 года назад +1

      Well not really, just the "captain" sentence mixing is improved but otherwise it's exactly the same

    • @matejstemberk8110
      @matejstemberk8110 4 года назад +1

      @@CaptainPlums yes, i was just poiting out an unimportant fact :D I actually liked the way the "captain" was mixed before, it was funny. Nothing wrong with the new one either. Just wanted to say, im really glad that there are people like you, still doing Rosen poops in this age. Your videos are really funny.

  • @keithgreene8489
    @keithgreene8489 4 года назад

    This year I’ll vote Micheal for president

  • @etrangray-mane8610
    @etrangray-mane8610 2 года назад +3

    As a Trump voter...
    The jokes were "the best kind of okay." XD

  • @zeroproductions_games
    @zeroproductions_games 2 года назад

    1:31

  • @thelandrovermaniac5334
    @thelandrovermaniac5334 4 года назад

    IAM THE FEARSIST OK IN THE WORLD

  • @ferrelrobot
    @ferrelrobot 4 года назад

    CHINESE BOT

  • @mystuff5059
    @mystuff5059 4 года назад

    what,s the time...9/11 yeah i said at lest i have the ball s to say it

  • @GypsyHunter232UK
    @GypsyHunter232UK 2 года назад

    EXCELLENT

  • @edwardcole4623
    @edwardcole4623 2 года назад

    2:44