@@sairbearprincess greetings from 2030 you tube is owned by virgin media and the ad money is even shitter you get 10p every million views but virgin media takes 99% of that
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Juxtavarious Between Mike, Stuart and his guests, one wonders how Hong Kong could ever have been a British colony. Do weak stomached Brits go over there to starve themselves to death?
Also, Stuart Ashen had a major role in that movie that Mike wrote and directed -- NerdQuest, was it? -- and Mike had a bit part in Quest for the Gamechild...
When he pulled out the Chinese chamomile tea and the pickled lettuce, I just laughed. Those are things you find commonly in a convenience store in mainland China. The chamomile tea is very sweet but quite good really.
I like those pickled vegetables because my parents are having them for breakfast with rice soup. But I think it counts as aquired taste. But then again, I'm asian. Edit: And btw, that drink was Cold Herbal Tea. In my family it is gifted around lunar new year.
Pokebrandon Hd Ashens should remove that annoying guy from his shows because it is much funnier to watch Ashens eat alone those weird foods. No gagging, just funny jokes.
No mike is a normal human being, ashen has some form of a super power, the power to not gag at smell or taste in his mouth, truly a power fit for the gods.
That bag is pretty much looking like my average shopping basket when going through Poundland... I might have an addiction to crap, and you just gave me a link to someone who will send it to my doorstep... Mike, you're an enabler!
+Captain1diot Lol agreed. Loot crate is way more expensive and probably not as varied as the bag of crap or funnier than it. I don't even know how much loot crate is. I'm scared to check because I'll probably end up wanting it.
Maybe the pickled lettuce and vegetarian fish are supposed to be mixed with the cat food to make them taste better...then stir them up with the marshmallow lollipop. I'm pretty sure this was one of the recipes on that TV show "Fear Factor" The glove was included so that you could later deny creating this recipe in court because the glove didn't fit you. It is a proven legal strategy that worked for OJ.
Crap I need to remember not to eat while watching these, that damn glove, there is something so satisfying about watching a man struggle to wear a child's glove.
was that lip tattoo supposed to be a temporary tattoo? Because if it was I'm pretty sure you are supposed to apply water or something to the back of that to get the tattoo to stick. And apply pressure for a couple of minutes. Been a long time though so I don't exactly remember how they work.
Lip tattoos can be fun. They don't last super long in my experience. But to apply them you cut in the proper shape for your lips and then put them on. Apply cool water with a cloth (I usually do it for a minute) and then slowly peel the paper off. They are just temporary tattoos for your lips. They can look pretty cool in photos.
This, oddly, made me think it would be amazing to get Freddy Flintoff in on this kind of thing. I've seen him drink a pint (or there about) of blended tripe with ease.
Huh weird, I love the taste of pickled veggies, cabbage, carrots, beats, cauliflower, you name it. I've never tried pickled lettuce, but I honestly can't think it would be much different than some of the dishes I cook. Just goes to show how vastly different taste can be.
aww the bag of crap isnt available in the us only the uk :( where i can get a simlar bag of random items and not loot crate thats just comic geek stuff in it right?
+ShitCartoons well apperently the website is forever closed i clicked the link mike put and i just get a black webpage that says "website closed dont blame us blame paypal"
Maybe the can of drink was Guilinggao flavoured since it was in chinese, wasn't wide-spread enough to warrant any english on it and tasted like medicine but wasn't.
It's like someone owned a warehouse type store like Amazon and then had a bunch of overstock and weirdness. I rather pick up a bag of crap from my local Japanese store. Cute stationery and great food. I love those magic milk straws - they are available from the dollar store here! Tin of drink = a very herbal drink. It's delicious, but very damn sugary. It looks like the company that sends these went to a local Chinese supermarket to pick up the weirdest foods they could find.
After seeing mike open this i thought, why not ill give it a go. So i order the bigger version a box of crap. The items are as stated crap some of them pretty funny. My annoyance is for the "larger" more exspensive box of crap i got half the amount of crap. Just a bit of a let down really. Im not saying dont give it ago, id just say dont expect to receive the amount that mike got. :/
The heart shaped version of that pan is unable to stay upright on a stove. It's the worst invention ever. It's quite hilarious actually xD Maybe if you don't have a gas stove like I do but a ceramic one it's usable because of the flat surface. The star worked fine for me... in comparison. Can't really take the egg or pancake out of it though as you noticed at the end of the video xD.
I have never seen the two types of pickles ever in my life despite that I am Chinese. Problly only 30% Chinese still consume pickle on a daily basis and they always have it with congee otherwise it'd be too salty. And based on the packages on the pickles I'd say they are privately produced - like by a few local farms or sth. The mainstream ones could problly taste better, sadly I never eat pickle, or rotten tofu, or anything like that.. And for the red can, it is actually a common beverage in China especially when ppl are having spicy foods, cah it is believed that this tea is able to help diminish the ''heat'' brought by the spicy food and it could relax you tongue in a way like what milk does. It is not super sweet, and nowadays ppl wouldn't drink that unless they are having very spicy food and they don't have so many options.
I thought the mirror on the phone case would be on the actual phone bit, and that the lid would open downwards, so you could see somewhat of a preview of your selfies or something...
hello. i'm from the future. mike, you now indeed do have a cat.
When life hands you cat food, go get a cat. That hasn't been my motto, but it will be from now on.
Hello I'm from even further in the future
Dipsy I’m even futurer and I came to say something similar! 😂😂😂
@@sairbearprincess greetings from 2030 you tube is owned by virgin media and the ad money is even shitter you get 10p every million views but virgin media takes 99% of that
@@KnugenMooMoo Hello There
You can go on line and order a bag of crap...
Mike it's pronounced "Loot Crate". :D
***** Hey, that's not fair! That comes in a box, not a bag. ;)
***** I thought the same joke my self, then I remembered that ashens liked the latest one and started to feel guilty. :D
***** HEY-O!!!!!!!!!!
foxman105 Well, there is always that one with the Fucking Inflatable Fucking Crown. XD
Paul Dennett There is also Box of Crap available for 20 Pounds.
This video was very frustrating for me to watch. I kept wanting you to take your glove off.
Elvis S pants off***
do not click on the bag of crap links send you to places you don't want your phone or computer go to. they are not trading anymore.
well, now they are back again.
Mike, you're not supposed to eat those, you're supposed to ship them to Brad Jones for his Brad Tries videos. Punish him, not yourself!
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Juxtavarious Mikej tries!
Juxtavarious Between Mike, Stuart and his guests, one wonders how Hong Kong could ever have been a British colony. Do weak stomached Brits go over there to starve themselves to death?
Juxtavarious Or send them to Ashens.
I've never seen a man so desperate for mt.dew lipbalm
+Amber Cats but dresses aren't mt. Dew lipbalm...
Is it me, or is Mike slowly but surely becoming Ashens? The two of them need to do a collab of some sort one day, I would totally watch that!
Mike's wife Grace will keep this from getting too severe. I'm not worried.
Also, Stuart Ashen had a major role in that movie that Mike wrote and directed -- NerdQuest, was it? -- and Mike had a bit part in Quest for the Gamechild...
Well they kind of did already
The egg episode where asher was that egg MRE looking this, it was sent by Mike
hfoxd2 what episode? :o
Louise Jürgensen I think it's 'Ready Meal Eggstravaganza'
He reviews a premade omelette, I think
Well I guess it's proof in advertising, that was most certainly a bag of crap.
James F That's the point. It's literally a bag of crap
James F Seems ok to me. Certainly better than loot crate.
My cat would enjoy it too.
I wonder if the same company has a bag of goodies, and the name was meant as a warning
When he pulled out the Chinese chamomile tea and the pickled lettuce, I just laughed. Those are things you find commonly in a convenience store in mainland China. The chamomile tea is very sweet but quite good really.
I think that the can was for some Chinese brand or Sarsaparilla
"They scratched off the english!" so freaking funny! x'D
Well, your wish came true, you have a cat now!
Basil!
Yes Dear?
At least they're honest about the quality.
What a nice Lootcrate Unboxing.
I like those pickled vegetables because my parents are having them for breakfast with rice soup. But I think it counts as aquired taste. But then again, I'm asian.
Edit: And btw, that drink was Cold Herbal Tea. In my family it is gifted around lunar new year.
I know! I wanted to shout at him like "Chinese pickles are tasty!"
I have seen quite a few videos here, but yours is the first to make me say "oh, that poor bastard" out loud
still better stuff than lootcrate.
Don't know what it says about me, but that bag would solve a lot of my Christmas present problems.
Who else is here after the 2nd bag of crap video. I wish I had a cat. You've got a diva cat who is camera shy. 😂😂
I think you do have something of a weak stomach if a bit of pickled veg gets that kind of reaction.
No.
You're becoming that guy on Ashens that gags at every food he sees
Pokebrandon Hd Ashens should remove that annoying guy from his shows because it is much funnier to watch Ashens eat alone those weird foods. No gagging, just funny jokes.
No mike is a normal human being, ashen has some form of a super power, the power to not gag at smell or taste in his mouth, truly a power fit for the gods.
Mike, you and Ashens need to get together for these!
that overreaction on the food. half of your reaction is that you mentaly build it up and make yourself feel sick
That bag is pretty much looking like my average shopping basket when going through Poundland... I might have an addiction to crap, and you just gave me a link to someone who will send it to my doorstep... Mike, you're an enabler!
I'm chinese... we actually eat that "crap" and don't mind it. Your suppose to eat it with something like porridge.
TheVaioGear porridge with that how the fuck is that a good combo
Fair play, Jeavons mate.
You absolutely smashed it yet again, what a Legend.
"gonna stick my big flapping man-hands in there"
-Mike Jeavons 2015
Really enjoyed this! Id like to see it monthly perhaps?
Much better than Loot Crate.
+Captain1diot Lol agreed. Loot crate is way more expensive and probably not as varied as the bag of crap or funnier than it. I don't even know how much loot crate is. I'm scared to check because I'll probably end up wanting it.
+Stacey Goundry if you havent looked by this point it is 13 dollars 37 per month!
you're the OG in mystery unboxing hahah
This started with curiosity and ended with defeat.
Much better and more honest than loot crate.
I was so close to having an asthma attack, with laughter, while watching this.
I've had those quick milk straws before! I love them so much! I'd have one everyday!
Omg this entire video had me laughing so hard. I almost peed a little
so its a bag u order to make you feel like crap?
you should get the misses to open these with you
This had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣 please do more!!
This whole video made me laugh so much! I'm going to have to check out the rest of your channel now.
Maybe the pickled lettuce and vegetarian fish are supposed to be mixed with the cat food to make them taste better...then stir them up with the marshmallow lollipop. I'm pretty sure this was one of the recipes on that TV show "Fear Factor" The glove was included so that you could later deny creating this recipe in court because the glove didn't fit you. It is a proven legal strategy that worked for OJ.
All i could think during this video was 'take that stupid glove off' lol
Me too.. looks super annoying.
I did not have the worst time of my life. I enjoyed the chuckles you gave me as I was eating my pizza watching you gag on pickled lettuce!
well its certainly dedication to wear that glove the whole time
Art blender couldn't get it off
NOW HE HAS A CAT
when he was trying to get the lipbalm open i'm sure thats what he sounds like when he's having sex.
For some reason i thought he was gonna take a bite out of it
What a hero. Best video you've done.
Crap I need to remember not to eat while watching these, that damn glove, there is something so satisfying about watching a man struggle to wear a child's glove.
Damnit why did I keep eating.
Why did you have the heat that high when you were cooking that egg?
I guess the tasting of the cat food will be in a follow up video then?
Did you order a £5 or a £10 bag of crap?
was that lip tattoo supposed to be a temporary tattoo? Because if it was I'm pretty sure you are supposed to apply water or something to the back of that to get the tattoo to stick. And apply pressure for a couple of minutes. Been a long time though so I don't exactly remember how they work.
Ordered one as soon as he said 'They scratched the English off!'. Which price bracket was this bag?
Is. that bag... bigger on the inside?
How did they fit so much stuff in there?
By the end of this vid Mike looks like he is in a minstrel show lol
Lip tattoos can be fun. They don't last super long in my experience. But to apply them you cut in the proper shape for your lips and then put them on. Apply cool water with a cloth (I usually do it for a minute) and then slowly peel the paper off. They are just temporary tattoos for your lips. They can look pretty cool in photos.
I have one of those pans (the star shaped type), and it has the exact same issue as yours. I'm glad to learn I'm not just shit at cooking eggs.
Almost died watching him endure the worst in these products...
...I have also found a great Birthday Gift!
"A lip tattoo"
And in that moment, Mike Jeavons became the new lead vocalist for Crystal Castles.
This is so much better value than the Loot Crate.
Pickled lettuce is great if you're talking about kimchi. Works with lettuce and cabbage.
Where did you get that bag from?
I am sitting with tears streaming down my face and I almost peed myself!!
The website is down now, no more bags of crap. :(
Mike you looked like you were going going to cry near the end.
I laughed way more then I should of done
That bag somehow makes Loot Crate more exciting.
Wow, pre basil video
Good news past mike, you do have a cat now!
You almost died trying to wear a glove !
This, oddly, made me think it would be amazing to get Freddy Flintoff in on this kind of thing. I've seen him drink a pint (or there about) of blended tripe with ease.
Huh weird, I love the taste of pickled veggies, cabbage, carrots, beats, cauliflower, you name it. I've never tried pickled lettuce, but I honestly can't think it would be much different than some of the dishes I cook. Just goes to show how vastly different taste can be.
At least it's honest, it is a bag of crap after all.
aww the bag of crap isnt available in the us only the uk :( where i can get a simlar bag of random items and not loot crate thats just comic geek stuff in it right?
trueloveis4u Hey bagsofcrap.net is available in the US just select USA postage on the drop box above the buy now button on bagsofcrap.net
+ShitCartoons well apperently the website is forever closed i clicked the link mike put and i just get a black webpage that says "website closed dont blame us blame paypal"
I have begun collecting crap to send you Mike! I didn't forget about Ashens either, He's on the list too
I think you forgot the cooking spray on that pan :p
Maybe the can of drink was Guilinggao flavoured since it was in chinese, wasn't wide-spread enough to warrant any english on it and tasted like medicine but wasn't.
Mountain Dew lipsel!? I gotta get myself one of those!
Videos like this on your channel are kind of ASMR-y
It's like someone owned a warehouse type store like Amazon and then had a bunch of overstock and weirdness.
I rather pick up a bag of crap from my local Japanese store. Cute stationery and great food.
I love those magic milk straws - they are available from the dollar store here!
Tin of drink = a very herbal drink. It's delicious, but very damn sugary.
It looks like the company that sends these went to a local Chinese supermarket to pick up the weirdest foods they could find.
wouldnt pickled lettuce just be like kimchi?
Pickled lettuce is quite the bewildering concept to you, isn't it?
omg pre basil days :O i'm glad you got basil now
What size is your crap bag? The small or the medium?
After seeing mike open this i thought, why not ill give it a go. So i order the bigger version a box of crap. The items are as stated crap some of them pretty funny. My annoyance is for the "larger" more exspensive box of crap i got half the amount of crap. Just a bit of a let down really. Im not saying dont give it ago, id just say dont expect to receive the amount that mike got. :/
The heart shaped version of that pan is unable to stay upright on a stove. It's the worst invention ever. It's quite hilarious actually xD Maybe if you don't have a gas stove like I do but a ceramic one it's usable because of the flat surface.
The star worked fine for me... in comparison. Can't really take the egg or pancake out of it though as you noticed at the end of the video xD.
You should gift Stuart Ashen one of these bags. He'll probably love them
Mountain Dew is actually a generic citrus flavor, while Sierra Mist is the true Lemon Lime drink of PepsiCo.
Seawolf Gaming mountain dew is coke.... and Sierra mist is like sprit
sprite*
+Rebecca Marcott Mountain Dew is made by PepsiCo do some research please.
Seawolf fuck you man honestly its coke brother fude
I have never seen the two types of pickles ever in my life despite that I am Chinese. Problly only 30% Chinese still consume pickle on a daily basis and they always have it with congee otherwise it'd be too salty. And based on the packages on the pickles I'd say they are privately produced - like by a few local farms or sth. The mainstream ones could problly taste better, sadly I never eat pickle, or rotten tofu, or anything like that..
And for the red can, it is actually a common beverage in China especially when ppl are having spicy foods, cah it is believed that this tea is able to help diminish the ''heat'' brought by the spicy food and it could relax you tongue in a way like what milk does. It is not super sweet, and nowadays ppl wouldn't drink that unless they are having very spicy food and they don't have so many options.
At 4:20 you can see the exact moment he realizes everyone expects him to try the lip tattoo.
I thought the mirror on the phone case would be on the actual phone bit, and that the lid would open downwards, so you could see somewhat of a preview of your selfies or something...
Well, you want a cat, and now you have a tin of cat food... so go get a cat! :)
The fact they scratched off the english is the funniest thing.
This is my second time watching this video, and I still replayed that moment. Was too funny!! 😂
Bloodyhell thats a right loada crap there , Although the flashy gloves are kinda cool ish
was that the 5 or 10 quid bag of crap?
"I wouldn't consider myself to have a weak stomach"
No no, just the palate of an 8 year old.
Also known as the "Ashen's Review in a Bag" bag.
"Big flapping man hand".
And once again, I get a semi lob-on whilst watching Mikes videos.
Bag of Descent into Madness
do they ship to the U.S?
I have GOT to get a bunch of these as xmas presents
I couldn't help, but laugh at the end, because of course the egg won't come off the pan. That'd be too easy for you.
WrecklessEating? PFFFFFFT. What about DudeWhereIsMyChallenge?