Trump’s New Picture Book, Biden Turns 79 & MyPillow Mike Spreads Conspiracies for 96 Hours Straight

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2021
  • An armored truck full of money spilled cash all over the highway in Carlsbad over the weekend, QAnuts are still in Dallas waiting for JFK Jr to come back from the dead and take his place alongside Trump in the White House, Joe Biden celebrated his 79th birthday making him the first President to do so while in office, today was the final day for all Federal employees to get vaccinated, Trump is promoting his new coffee table book of photographs from his time in office, MyPillow Mike Lindell will be spreading holiday cheer and conspiracy theories for 96 hours over Thanksgiving and invited Jimmy on his “Thanksathon,” and in an effort to release some holiday tension we gave people on the street a mask and a chance to anonymously address the people they are not looking forward to seeing at the dinner table on Thursday in a new edition of Hide & Speak.
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  • @zz-ix2fv
    @zz-ix2fv 2 года назад +49

    PLEASE do not give Pillow Guy any more air time

  • @stevewebber707
    @stevewebber707 2 года назад +174

    A $75 picture book that he didn't do for the money.
    If he couldn't lie for an entire day, would his head explode?

    • @philipandrews9938
      @philipandrews9938 2 года назад +18

      And lets not forget an additional $150 for a signature on it which I'm willing to bet will either not be his but some interns or will just be printed on and totally not an added extra to grift more money (he's hoping to grift hundreds if not thousands of these to his moronic base, no way is he signing that many)

    • @mervstash3692
      @mervstash3692 2 года назад +2

      Yeah that's way worse than crackhead hunter selling his fingerpaintings for more than an original Picaso

    • @philipandrews9938
      @philipandrews9938 2 года назад +29

      @@mervstash3692 Congrats on winning the dumbest comparison award. So which part do you need explained first?
      - The fact Hunter isn't president and as such utterly irrelevent when talking about presidential actions like when they release their first book
      - The fact that a POTUS usually WRITES a book and not make a childrens photobook which he then overcharges by 10x its worth
      - The fact Hunter selling handmade one of a kind artwork isn't comparable to printing a photobook?
      You can disagree with how much Hunter sells his paintings for since value of art is always debatable (a thing that could be said about a ton of artwork if you'd ever seen the inside of a museum) but the fact you think a painting from a private citizen is even remotely comparable to a mass produced printed book by a former POTUS is just the saddest attempt at whataboutism ever

    • @SvetlanaJB
      @SvetlanaJB 2 года назад +3

      @@mervstash3692 how much did they scam?

    • @mervstash3692
      @mervstash3692 2 года назад

      @@SvetlanaJB between 75k - 500k per finger painting. From "private collectors"

  • @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout
    @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout 2 года назад +25

    You'd think a guy that "doesn't smoke crack anymore" would stop doing things that require going without sleep for large stretches of time.

  • @mikemorris7247
    @mikemorris7247 2 года назад +132

    I suppose the RNC will have to buy every copy like they did for junior’s book.

    • @carlpowers008
      @carlpowers008 2 года назад +1

      RFK Jr- The Real Anthony Fauci: Bill Gates, Big Pharma, and the Global War on Democracy and Public Health.

    • @tonyboy7911
      @tonyboy7911 2 года назад +6

      Not me. I already bought some of Hunters beautiful art work.. He seems like a standup quality guy just like his old man!!! Someone you can trust around your wife or with your money!!

    • @ThisWholeWorld100
      @ThisWholeWorld100 2 года назад +2

      Or cancel it and not allow NYT to count the actual sales like the woke loves to do?

    • @jhunter7912
      @jhunter7912 2 года назад +1

      How about Ashley Bidens diaries

    • @Tedomcmillan
      @Tedomcmillan 2 года назад +2

      Let’s go Brandon!

  • @patrickdevlin3552
    @patrickdevlin3552 2 года назад +14

    Photo Dump... HAAA!
    Best Title EVER!

  • @BryanCostner
    @BryanCostner 2 года назад +113

    Every time Kimmel trash talk about Trump, it entertains me a lot. I love it 😂

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 2 года назад +8

      So do I!!

    • @markman613
      @markman613 2 года назад +6

      And an Angel gets its wings.

    • @josephdelaurentis379
      @josephdelaurentis379 2 года назад +14

      That's because his show is so bad, he has nothing to talk about. Can't mention the Biden disasters

    • @Me_G.
      @Me_G. 2 года назад +1

      Me too. I tune in for it!

    • @lazerlord9324
      @lazerlord9324 2 года назад +2

      @@josephdelaurentis379 wah wah wah

  • @bobbiberry1398
    @bobbiberry1398 2 года назад +55

    I feel like Q-Anon is trolling the rest of us. They can’t possibly be that insane.

    • @jay-el-bee
      @jay-el-bee 2 года назад +3

      The Flynn Family, perhaps?

    • @babyvaso3855
      @babyvaso3855 2 года назад +1

      Name the prominent q anon people

    • @bobbiberry1398
      @bobbiberry1398 2 года назад +5

      @@babyvaso3855 thankfully, I cannot. Couldn’t give less of a sh’t what their names are, actually.
      I just find them delightfully entertaining. Like watching unusual animals in an exotic zoo.

    • @JarJar66
      @JarJar66 2 года назад +2

      @@bobbiberry1398 😂😂😂😂 love it!

    • @steved8714
      @steved8714 2 года назад

      @Niamh De Na Crainn Arda Skankhunt42 for sure.

  • @S.E.C-R
    @S.E.C-R 2 года назад +21

    We need more Hide & Speak please… this would be a GREAT weekly segment!!

  • @JJT209
    @JJT209 2 года назад +220

    someone should just find a look a like of jfk jr, go to dallas, and tell them they're all idiots for believing in trump and leave. Wonder how'd they react.

    • @darlenedavis5214
      @darlenedavis5214 2 года назад +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @lesleyjae4667
      @lesleyjae4667 2 года назад +10

      That's hilarious! I'm surprised no one's done it. Lol

    • @paulrka
      @paulrka 2 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @vyperspit
      @vyperspit 2 года назад +6

      Boy I definitely would love to see that😆

    • @paulweston8408
      @paulweston8408 2 года назад +5

      Been saying the same thing! How has nobody done this yet???

  • @kimmcdonagh6756
    @kimmcdonagh6756 2 года назад +134

    You forgot Trump vs. Umbrella (umbrella wins) photo.
    Oh, and visibly embarrased Japanese President, Shinzo Abe, rolling his eyes after meeting Trump

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 2 года назад +22

      My favorite is the pathetic looking Pope after meeting him.

    • @BKKfreak
      @BKKfreak 2 года назад +30

      So many memorable moments...
      Trump can't link hands with other world leaders.
      Trump shoves Montenegran President out of the way.
      Trump struggles with slope.
      Trump walks off stage before the event has finished.
      Trump walks in an aimless circle on the White House lawn like a dog deciding where to sleep.
      Trump sits like an angry toddler sulking in the faces of every world leader.
      Trump hearing the entire United Nations laugh at him.
      Trump failing to use graphs to gaslight a journalist that America's Covid death toll was of no concern.

    • @kathypiazza7228
      @kathypiazza7228 2 года назад +23

      @@BKKfreak The sharpie Hurricane path! Melania slapping his hand away (a montage of hAnd slaps).

    • @nancymorrison9978
      @nancymorrison9978 2 года назад +6

      Classic!😂

    • @j.c.5749
      @j.c.5749 2 года назад +19

      Trying to drink water...

  • @randyrrandelson6444
    @randyrrandelson6444 2 года назад +117

    “The book is unbelievable…”
    100% When I first heard of it I thought it was a Kimmel stunt. This stuff just writes itself.

    • @rayhays7005
      @rayhays7005 2 года назад +5

      Just another grift to get his cultist money, guess the send me 46 dollars scammed out ,he learning from the tv evangelists well.

    • @carlpowers008
      @carlpowers008 2 года назад +1

      RFK JR - The Real Anthony Fauci: Bill Gates, Big Pharma, and the Global War on Democracy and Public Health

    • @missy2244
      @missy2244 2 года назад +1

      @@rayhays7005 The book costs $75 !!! JS

    • @rayhays7005
      @rayhays7005 2 года назад +2

      A goldmine for SNL they laid half their writers off thanks to Trump. He needs to be a stand up comic he would win the Mark Twain his first year.

  • @marytaylor6055
    @marytaylor6055 2 года назад +33

    People need to turn they're back on Q. They have to know people are laughing at them.

  • @t.a.ackerman4098
    @t.a.ackerman4098 2 года назад +36

    I was expecting a pop-up book.

    • @sclogse1
      @sclogse1 2 года назад

      Ala Paris Hilton's book.

    • @stevenstygles255
      @stevenstygles255 2 года назад +1

      Pop up books are very ingenious and take time and intelligence for them to actually work so you shouldn't have expected One from Donald Trump . Haha

  • @deantodd8103
    @deantodd8103 2 года назад +18

    "Our Journey Together"??? More like Our Four Years In Captivity.

  • @Omikoshi78
    @Omikoshi78 2 года назад +10

    “Speaking of pardoning, guess who’s not getting pardons” would have been a good transition 😂

  • @TesserId
    @TesserId 2 года назад +17

    Some one has got to be maintaining a list of failed Qanon predictions.

    • @801GMC
      @801GMC 2 года назад +5

      not enough space in my 10tb memory card.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 2 года назад +315

    Does Donnie's picture book come with crayons or a Sharpee...

    • @jeffbaer5851
      @jeffbaer5851 2 года назад +33

      Neither. But you can purchase them for an additional 50 bucks (plus shipping).

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 2 года назад +6

      @@jeffbaer5851; Ya right

    • @Ali-7676
      @Ali-7676 2 года назад +13

      @@jeffbaer5851 lol.

    • @cruzgallardo9387
      @cruzgallardo9387 2 года назад +4

      With IDIOTS ONLY..

    • @MariselaCronin
      @MariselaCronin 2 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Ashuraizumi99
    @Ashuraizumi99 2 года назад +47

    If I lived there I would show up in a JFK mask

  • @MaddawgJAG
    @MaddawgJAG 2 года назад +205

    I hear Eric is “writing” a pop up book!

    • @TheKrazysexykool
      @TheKrazysexykool 2 года назад +5

      I hope he reads it on Weekend Update

    • @fillhixx
      @fillhixx 2 года назад +3

      Well,….colouring anyway.

    • @Mitsoxfan
      @Mitsoxfan 2 года назад +3

      Nope. They sacre him. It's documented on SNL.

    • @fillhixx
      @fillhixx 2 года назад +2

      @@Mitsoxfan sacre bleu?

    • @pigmeatmarkham898
      @pigmeatmarkham898 2 года назад +3

      Sponsored by Cialis, no doubt.

  • @marinadeburgos8666
    @marinadeburgos8666 2 года назад +135

    The Kennedy's are the less lucky family on Earth, but I think they can't be that unlucky to see one of their dead members retuning to the living world simply to tell everyone to vote a party that is not theirs.

    • @fuscinula
      @fuscinula 2 года назад +5

      If a Kennedy should ever come back to life, he or she would probably be found in a bar in the New England area, and nowhere else.

    • @mothboy420
      @mothboy420 2 года назад

      @@lilcapitalhill7693 what

    • @lilcapitalhill7693
      @lilcapitalhill7693 2 года назад

      @@mothboy420 read it again.
      I wrote it while watching a movie.
      I did editing.

    • @raymondkymsuttle
      @raymondkymsuttle 2 года назад

      ‘Least lucky’ not ‘less’.

  • @jolene6911
    @jolene6911 2 года назад +36

    Glad Trump didn’t release a scratch and sniff book

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 2 года назад +2

      Hahahaha."noice"...

    • @evelynthai4776
      @evelynthai4776 2 года назад

      @@Maya_Pinion or scratch n sniff the laptop from hell book

  • @rmm3803
    @rmm3803 2 года назад +43

    Wait, we're just going to skip over the couple that locked themselves out of their car at the sight of all that money? 🤣🤣

    • @slcpunk2740
      @slcpunk2740 2 года назад +2

      The car was like "I can't go back to jail!" and locked their asses out. The Autobots were not well treated at Guantanamo. They're lucky it didn't drive away while dialing 911 and emailing their GPS coordinates to the FBI.

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 2 года назад

      Glad they were released as the white folk weren't arrested.

  • @alexanderzetino4008
    @alexanderzetino4008 2 года назад +11

    Now you know how nuts 🥜 this Q’s are.

  • @TheCatWrangler
    @TheCatWrangler 2 года назад +15

    I actually look forward to Jimmy developing more of a very weird but hilarious friendship with mike lindell lol

    • @tamaradudley9103
      @tamaradudley9103 2 года назад

      Weird right?
      You're not alone...FNING hilarious 🤣

  • @foppishdilletaunt9911
    @foppishdilletaunt9911 2 года назад +10

    Bbbbut I wanted a colouring book…

  • @jerryjanik480
    @jerryjanik480 2 года назад +77

    So it's a picture book The Only book that he can actually read

    • @tonyboy7911
      @tonyboy7911 2 года назад +1

      Who can read? Jimmy or SleepyJoe? I wouldn’t let Biden take care of my pet cat!! If he abused it like he does the country!!! Late night such a bore!

    • @j.tt.4877
      @j.tt.4877 2 года назад +10

      @@tonyboy7911 don't give your pet cat to Trump either, he may try to molest it 😀😀

    • @tonyboy7911
      @tonyboy7911 2 года назад +1

      @@j.tt.4877 you mean creepy Joe!!! He loves to sniff girls from behind!! Trump was to busy running the country the right way!! Would love to debate you in the issues good for the country! But I’m guessing you think like a typical Democrat with a lot of emotion and little common sense. Happy Thanksgiving though

    • @h.g.buddne
      @h.g.buddne 2 года назад +4

      @@tonyboy7911 Maybe Gutfeld suits you better. You definitely won't fall asleep the way the angry kid screams around 😉

    • @h.g.buddne
      @h.g.buddne 2 года назад +7

      @@tonyboy7911 500 days of golf. Thank God he didn't work much or else the damage would be bigger.
      But you won't understand it anyway. Cultists only understand what the chief demands. BTW, did you donate enough this week? You know, he won't call you his friend if not😉

  • @urlond9371
    @urlond9371 2 года назад +29

    Jimmy should Hire some guy to impersonate JFK, and or JFK JR and have them go down to the Q anon group.

    • @teresathayn5170
      @teresathayn5170 2 года назад

      What a great idea!! I'd pay money to see that! Ha ha ha ha!!!

    • @Tedomcmillan
      @Tedomcmillan 2 года назад

      Always awkward because the only time
      I hear about Q Anon is from the leftists.

  • @JohnnyF71
    @JohnnyF71 2 года назад +11

    "The book is unbelievable..."
    Well, yes.

  • @rigelmoon9030
    @rigelmoon9030 2 года назад +19

    Rump's new book is actually a coloring book.

    • @GratifyMeNow13
      @GratifyMeNow13 2 года назад +2

      All the colours are whiter shades of pale.

  • @jaym3064
    @jaym3064 2 года назад +22

    The amount of unemployment and welfare checks being spent on Trump and Q swag is staggering

    • @robinwashington4948
      @robinwashington4948 2 года назад

      Never mind him HE'S probably one of the ONES that sleeps with his trumpy cutout 😂😂😂😂OH TRUMPY 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @papabear3488
    @papabear3488 2 года назад +3

    I've never seen anybody look so tense while sitting down lookin like he's still on the toilet OMG 😆🤣😆🤣😆😭

  • @erin19030
    @erin19030 2 года назад +16

    The book is called “ Tails of a fool”.

  • @mickallen899
    @mickallen899 2 года назад +24

    Mike Pillow isn't left wing or right wing... he's wing ding

  • @luizmaranhao4824
    @luizmaranhao4824 2 года назад +64

    Don’t go Jimmy. Pillow guy is crazy. You are going to waste your time😂

    • @juliemgates
      @juliemgates 2 года назад +7

      Jimmy will have a field day!

    • @terilw
      @terilw 2 года назад +5

      He might lose a few brain cells with Mike.

    • @canilogin1730
      @canilogin1730 2 года назад +4

      It's fine it'll be funny and make for some great content.

    • @georgepinger1958
      @georgepinger1958 2 года назад +1

      And how many people of you hired or what have you done to help he economy. ZERO

    • @chapinmastah
      @chapinmastah 2 года назад

      Hola

  • @marrybichaelmore3372
    @marrybichaelmore3372 2 года назад +5

    The whole "orange man bad" thing is hilarious, how do you come up with this stuff 🙃

  • @pietjepuk9575
    @pietjepuk9575 2 года назад

    That's why you always keep a vacuum in you're car 😂😂😂👍👍👍👍

  • @shaunsnowmusic33
    @shaunsnowmusic33 2 года назад +15

    96 hrs straight and sure…. He’s def not still on the cocaine lol 🤦‍♂️sure…

    • @ikew6991
      @ikew6991 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @shaunsnowmusic33
      @shaunsnowmusic33 2 года назад

      I mean cmon 🤷‍♂️ 😂

    • @shaunsnowmusic33
      @shaunsnowmusic33 2 года назад

      He just switched from crack cocaine to just the cocaine when he hit the monies lol Don Jr. prob gets it from the same dude

    • @shaunsnowmusic33
      @shaunsnowmusic33 2 года назад

      It’s obvi af folks… lmao

    • @shaunsnowmusic33
      @shaunsnowmusic33 2 года назад

      This guys behavior is easily explained by cocaine and mental instability… lol

  • @jaybuck5818
    @jaybuck5818 2 года назад +99

    "The book is unbelievable". One of the only things said by anyone on Fox that's believable.

  • @tamaradudley9103
    @tamaradudley9103 2 года назад

    SO REFRESHING...
    HONESTY with humor 🤣 😆 😄

  • @MrsRobinson0741
    @MrsRobinson0741 2 года назад +1

    I thought there was supposed to be a guard in the back with the money & a guard driving?! 🤔🤷‍♀️

  • @andrewfrazer8874
    @andrewfrazer8874 2 года назад +33

    His greatest accomplishment was playing golf

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 2 года назад +9

      tRump cheats at golf, like every every thing else.

    • @lbednaz
      @lbednaz 2 года назад +3

      And cheat winning every game!

  • @asterix7842
    @asterix7842 2 года назад +121

    Believe it or not, this guy will one day have a Presidential Library. Now he has a book to put in it.

    • @smannee
      @smannee 2 года назад +3

      Every shelf is filled with the art of the deal. The greatest book in the history of books. ever.

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 2 года назад +8

      He probably won't, actually. The NYTimes wrote about this a few days ago. He'd have to either pay himself to operate it, in perpetuity, or else he'd have to donate it to the government. Neither option seems remotely plausible, given Trump's personality and temperament.

    • @georgemiller6765
      @georgemiller6765 2 года назад +14

      The other problem is most of his followers are too illiterate to read it.

    • @asterix7842
      @asterix7842 2 года назад +1

      @@SRosenberg203 The Presidential Library Act of 1955 said that the building of Presidential Libraries would be privately funded (either by the former President, or by a foundation set up to raise money) then the building and grounds would be donated to the government to be run by the National Archives. I think Trump would do it if he felt there was a way to make money from it - maybe have a gift shop, or build a hotel nearby for library visitors to stay, or a golf course.

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 2 года назад +1

      @@asterix7842 But that's exactly my point. He has to privately fund the construction with donations or his own money, and then he has to either give that away for no profit to the National Archives, or else pay to keep it going, forever. I think it was... Nixon, who tried to have just a private one that never became part of the NA, but in like 2002 or something it was totally out of money and asked the National Archives if they'd take over and they did.
      I can't imagine Trump doing either of the things that would be required to get his Library built and functioning, since it would be nearly impossible to turn into his signature grift.

  • @helenromanelli2544
    @helenromanelli2544 2 года назад +7

    As always Kimmel makes me smile...

  • @reaper2478
    @reaper2478 2 года назад

    “Be Nice to My Kids Lady!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tonyalynne3380
    @tonyalynne3380 2 года назад +42

    I love these nightly roasts of Jimmy's 🤭😆 not a better way to end the night!
    Thanks Jimmy❣

    • @aplaceformystuff7979
      @aplaceformystuff7979 2 года назад

      "...not a better way to end the night"
      Well maybe you're doing it wrong. LOL

  • @wood8715
    @wood8715 2 года назад +6

    Omg the jfk crazies are freaks

  • @guyrose2847
    @guyrose2847 2 года назад

    Linus and the Great Pumpkin... Great analogy. Except Linus was likeable.

  • @gonzolonzo1383
    @gonzolonzo1383 2 года назад

    That armored truck thing ought to be finders keepers

  • @kennethellison9713
    @kennethellison9713 2 года назад +19

    In CA the signs do say $1000 is fine for littering, so...

    • @JusNoBS420
      @JusNoBS420 2 года назад

      These citizens were just trying to do the right thing for the environment 😝

  • @MENDNZ
    @MENDNZ 2 года назад +225

    I hope the photo of Trump ascending the plane with toilet paper stuck to his shoe, is included in this Memorable Moments of Madness?

    • @slcpunk2740
      @slcpunk2740 2 года назад +12

      I hope it's carved into a mountain somewhere, maybe we should speak with the governor of South Dakota. I hear he takes personal calls about carving lard asses into mountains. 🤭

    • @gracepientok4134
      @gracepientok4134 2 года назад +5

      Joe. Least president Trump did not pass gas in front of a woman .... fall UP. The stairs on air force one...slippery Joe is still touching little girls and got slapped for it !!!!oh yes, you guys picked a real winner,,, Biden eon t need to write Ed a book, he s got hunter the artist , and resident druggie to keep the family legacy going.

    • @peterbateman8018
      @peterbateman8018 2 года назад +16

      @@gracepientok4134
      Your a true wordsmith Grace. I am humbled by your style.

    • @marylynne9104
      @marylynne9104 2 года назад +22

      @@gracepientok4134 - Trump filled his diaper in front of just about anyone he met. Everyone farts. Ask Guilliani.

    • @Washoewillie
      @Washoewillie 2 года назад +24

      @@gracepientok4134 No, the orange thing just sexualy assaulted women and cheated on his wives.

  • @pbrucpaul
    @pbrucpaul 2 года назад

    The Queen looks like "Oh brother, what's your problem Jerk?"

  • @jazzyjaz9108
    @jazzyjaz9108 2 года назад

    That Whoppie one was so wrong lol

  • @lisaschreiber2893
    @lisaschreiber2893 2 года назад +314

    it felt more like a hostage situation than a journey

    • @zsolthorvath7255
      @zsolthorvath7255 2 года назад +20

      Some people developed a pre-hostage taking Stockholm syndrome. This "book" is for them. ;)

    • @slcpunk2740
      @slcpunk2740 2 года назад +11

      *Rump's face is off the screen at 4:28 for all those who were too nauseous and had to look away

    • @mrDredd1966
      @mrDredd1966 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @rtelles1127
      @rtelles1127 2 года назад +10

      Feels like we are still being held hostage by his followers

    • @georgemiller6765
      @georgemiller6765 2 года назад +1

      Good one!

  • @errormachine5056
    @errormachine5056 2 года назад +52

    What are the odds. I'm watching a family guy episode featuring Trump on the tv while I'm on my phone and Trump sticks his head in a cotton candy machine to style his hair moments before Jimmy tells his joke about trumps hair being like cotton candy.

    • @MK-su6eg
      @MK-su6eg 2 года назад +2

      South park episode of captain kaos, mystirion, and the super heros,butters,tweek,token, over throwing Capitol on jan 6!

    • @dillonswain8442
      @dillonswain8442 2 года назад

      Wow. Get a life.

    • @errormachine5056
      @errormachine5056 2 года назад +12

      @@dillonswain8442 thank you for you kind, intelligent words. I will cherish them for as long as I walk the earth.

    • @nancymorrison9978
      @nancymorrison9978 2 года назад +3

      You are now entering the Twilight Zone.😬

    • @dillonswain8442
      @dillonswain8442 2 года назад

      You're welcome. Hopefully it helps you get a head start.

  • @marcdenton2996
    @marcdenton2996 2 года назад +30

    Why would John Kennedy, Robert Kennedy or any of the children ever want to be associated with trump? This type of nonsense is, of course, totally irrational.

    • @godspeed9839
      @godspeed9839 2 года назад

      Probably because they prefer the Truth over lies. 🤷

  • @samuelortiz1548
    @samuelortiz1548 2 года назад +5

    Would have been hilarious if the kids were wearing masks too lol.

  • @SpaceGeek2161
    @SpaceGeek2161 2 года назад +26

    Jimmy, please oh PLEASE call Mike during hour 95. The results should be hilarious!

  • @karlosanthony5976
    @karlosanthony5976 2 года назад +119

    I love how trump made an issue of Hillary's and Joe Bidens age...MEANWHILE, He's about their age

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 2 года назад +22

      And morbidly obese....
      Trump looks like that WITH his corset ! (Not kidding, he actually wears a corset)

    • @bastardsonofretkillr
      @bastardsonofretkillr 2 года назад +15

      Trump is a 🤡

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 2 года назад +32

      @@johncorcoran2931 So despite years of cocaine abuse so pervasive he was operated on for a perforated septum. Then we have years of personally imported european formula sudafed & whatever other boosters & uppers he's popping. But he's some sort of godlike vision of health & sanity ?
      Shall we look past the childlike repetition of every second sentence and the constant reliance on about 50 key words and phrases.
      Or his pathological desire to punish those that disagree with him publicly in childish vendettas that last for months.
      How about his insane desire to spend every waking moment documenting his brain farts on a thousand subjects he's manifestly unqualified to discuss ?
      This vile person, Trump, above all others, is the most fit mentally for the presidency ?
      I disagree...

    • @lazerlord9324
      @lazerlord9324 2 года назад +14

      @@johncorcoran2931 Hurricane Sharpie is cognitive? Gtfo 😝

    • @melgibson7313
      @melgibson7313 2 года назад +16

      @@johncorcoran2931 trump is as sharp as a drop of water kid. He just told you what you wanted to hear.

  • @robedmunds7163
    @robedmunds7163 2 года назад

    Fantastic disclosure control at the end 🤣

  • @Adventurous2025
    @Adventurous2025 2 года назад +4

    I feel like Jimmy is always going to talk about Trump now lol

  • @neilsharpton1403
    @neilsharpton1403 2 года назад +138

    Jimmy you rock. You have made these last couple of years more bearable. Thank you

    • @catherinekenny3926
      @catherinekenny3926 2 года назад +1

      He's got me thru as well all lockdown , covid , just cheered me up. Love from the west coast of Scotland x 💙

  • @thetowerstillstands
    @thetowerstillstands 2 года назад +7

    The tyrant's gone from orange to a weird sort of puce.🤮

    • @OB17358
      @OB17358 2 года назад

      He looks like he’s about to blow a gasket.

  • @jimweaver8405
    @jimweaver8405 2 года назад +16

    It was nice of the Copper Clown to come out with a children's picture book. Are there blank pages to color with crayons?

  • @sharonannrees2824
    @sharonannrees2824 2 года назад

    “Our nightmare together”, get it now for your fireplace!

  • @wooster1173
    @wooster1173 2 года назад +120

    I have never seen a picture of tRump where he doesn’t look weird.

    • @scph321
      @scph321 2 года назад +4

      tangerine palpatine needs to be locked up

    • @kiimcardashian8093
      @kiimcardashian8093 2 года назад +3

      Locked up for what?

    • @mikeschaffer3324
      @mikeschaffer3324 2 года назад +6

      @@kiimcardashian8093 picking the pockets of honest veterans to start with!

    • @VictorHernandez-uc8xd
      @VictorHernandez-uc8xd 2 года назад

      If he doesn’t look weird on a photo it must’ve been photoshopped

    • @JonnyCisero
      @JonnyCisero 2 года назад

      Why is that a problem....tRUMP is Wierd? and this weird storey isn't over yet! The man is a loon.

  • @crisshowe138
    @crisshowe138 2 года назад +112

    Don't go! Mike Lindell just wants a celebrity guests, or any guests!

    • @colinbecker7972
      @colinbecker7972 2 года назад +16

      Agree. Lindell admitted that Jimmy is keeping him in the news. As funny as it is, it's also legitimizing him and giving him a platform to continue to spread dangerous lies.

    • @Me_G.
      @Me_G. 2 года назад +8

      @@colinbecker7972 Agree. Lindell may act like a happy-go-lucky ex addict but he's a danger to America. I hope JM doesn't give him air to perpetuate his lies.

    • @Oliviux78
      @Oliviux78 2 года назад +5

      I don’t think he will. He’s just making a joke out of it

    • @LeftHandLane5
      @LeftHandLane5 2 года назад +6

      "IT'S A TRAP"

    • @testecalle3378
      @testecalle3378 2 года назад +3

      Comedians are the perfect guests for him cause parody is the biggest weapon we have

  • @dwaynenelson1343
    @dwaynenelson1343 2 года назад +17

    Trump didn’t write a book Trump had the book written for him .lol

  • @Beetwate305
    @Beetwate305 2 года назад +3

    The pillow guy proves that you can be crazy and still be success

  • @Robin-rn6ns
    @Robin-rn6ns 2 года назад +35

    When the money is in the truck kts state property, when it's on the street its finders keepers

    • @fishon279
      @fishon279 2 года назад +1

      Sure pal , tell that to the feds!

  • @benserrtuche4455
    @benserrtuche4455 2 года назад +43

    How embarrassing that book makes America look bad

    • @mandagodin5075
      @mandagodin5075 2 года назад +3

      😂

    • @emilydavison2053
      @emilydavison2053 2 года назад +1

      Don't worry about it mate. That ship sailed in 2016!

    • @YC305
      @YC305 2 года назад +2

      Biden you mean.

    • @simoncullum5019
      @simoncullum5019 2 года назад +5

      @Steve N. he was an international joke , especially here in Europe

    • @_g7882
      @_g7882 2 года назад +3

      Pretty much his base is the dumpster fire of America and it’s existence already makes us look bad 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @jorgeacosta2209
    @jorgeacosta2209 2 года назад

    It would be funny if a JFK impersonator showed up to mess with them🤣🤣🤣

  • @tawogtrailers
    @tawogtrailers 2 года назад

    How great is it that an add with Matt Damon played after this Jimmy Kimmel video

  • @taniaburton7559
    @taniaburton7559 2 года назад +381

    Every pic of him sitting looks like he's in distress, on the golden throne.

    • @donspringstead1649
      @donspringstead1649 2 года назад +23

      I know. Also, just to listen to that voice makes me wanna puke too. There's no shutting this mad man up

    • @ruthharris123
      @ruthharris123 2 года назад +15

      @@seththomas1150 get professional help please

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 2 года назад +17

      It's because of the corset, it's really uncomfortable. That's why he can't lean back in a chair.

    • @sunnymitra6372
      @sunnymitra6372 2 года назад +8

      I think Americans need to decide whether Trump is a Mad Man or Russian Agent cause the Russian would have never chosen a Mad Man.

    • @donspringstead1649
      @donspringstead1649 2 года назад +3

      @@seththomas1150 I'm not a very bright boy...what's TDS? Enlighten me!!!!

  • @gnomevoyeur
    @gnomevoyeur 2 года назад +217

    I’m so confused by hardcore republicans being so fascinated by the return of famous democrats. Perhaps they have him confused with republican senator John Kennedy who is still alive and asking appropriately nonsensical questions of minor government officials in committee.

    • @mumtazabad
      @mumtazabad 2 года назад +18

      My thoughts exactly

    • @GoldenArtsOnline
      @GoldenArtsOnline 2 года назад +1

      I am quite certain most statements in shows like this are generally straight-up lies, those who hate trump wants to see someone "famous" make a joke out of him and his followers, I can go so deep into detail about this but I won't wich I'm sure you and others can understand, with that said, people make a joke out of everything they hate, everything from god, people, candy, cars, the Devil, etc etc.
      The reason Trump is used in every daily show is that most of these shows are far left and they know it attracts more viewers so they keep doing it until it doesn't pay any longer.
      I am more concerned about abusing Trumps name for 6 years without viewers declining.

    • @SvetlanaJB
      @SvetlanaJB 2 года назад +36

      @@GoldenArtsOnline how s it a lie when there are ton of pictures and videos of people wearing Trump / JFK Jr. 2024""t-shirts and flags in Dallas while waiting for the return of JFK and JFK Jr.. In Dallas no less. And they spent money on printing those !!! This is like living in a twilight zone.

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 2 года назад +4

      Stephen White 🤣 Good point!

    • @cheshirecat6518
      @cheshirecat6518 2 года назад +30

      @@GoldenArtsOnline I am quite certain you like to believe they lie because intelligent people find humor in the imbecilic things trump and his followers say and do. The fact that you don't bother to fact check, or believe the reporting that illustrates how ridiculous he and his supporters are, doesn't mean it's lies. Although we wish it WERE made up, because it's disturbing to think there are so many idiotic people in this country that vote.

  • @nanettesnowden6513
    @nanettesnowden6513 2 года назад

    Can someone please explain why 'pardoning turkeys' is a thing??? I don't get it... lol

  • @silasmacon1565
    @silasmacon1565 2 года назад +1

    Mike and Jimmy’s friendship is a beautiful thing!
    😂

  • @janlam01
    @janlam01 2 года назад +45

    I like it when the post the monologue before the actual air time.

  • @mandyinseattle
    @mandyinseattle 2 года назад +316

    I couldn't believe it when I heard he did a picture book, but of course he did. And the grift goes on. I can't wait to see it

    • @dunningkruger3774
      @dunningkruger3774 2 года назад +20

      And of course it's an "in house" trump production....

    • @brianherrala8857
      @brianherrala8857 2 года назад +9

      Picture book? Have you seen the carnage of the BLM murders in Waukesha on CNN? Of course not.

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 2 года назад +3

      EEEEExpensive

    • @johnscott2849
      @johnscott2849 2 года назад +20

      @@brianherrala8857 so what planet was that on karen

    • @littleredwitch
      @littleredwitch 2 года назад +4

      That will cost you!...... about 200 bucks! 😂😂😂

  • @Annie-zd6rn
    @Annie-zd6rn 2 года назад

    The guy jumping like it's raining stimulus money give away.🤣

  • @jacquacooper
    @jacquacooper 2 года назад

    That photo dump was funny

  • @ariswerdlow1411
    @ariswerdlow1411 2 года назад +3

    I'm from Carlsbad and I saw that armored truck a day before after I went surfing

  • @terilw
    @terilw 2 года назад +66

    I would have grabbed some, too!! Possession is 9/10 of the law!
    Like Jimmy said, “Finder’s keepers!”

    • @solanoghostgirl9024
      @solanoghostgirl9024 2 года назад +13

      And don't record it !

    • @kathypiazza7228
      @kathypiazza7228 2 года назад +11

      And not posted my face on social media!

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 2 года назад +5

      "Oh no, what a time to drop my wad of cash! I hope it doesn't get mixed up with this unrelated accident cash. I'll do my best here."

    • @charleshewitt5169
      @charleshewitt5169 2 года назад +3

      You can't just take money that is not yours and you will be found and arested

    • @gggnumber1
      @gggnumber1 2 года назад +2

      Mis mis-quote. The law is 9/10ths about possession. Big difference. No one EVER quotes this correctly. Why? Because, then it wouldn't make their case.

  • @dutchdna
    @dutchdna 2 года назад +1

    The good thing for Mike the pillow guy is that he can easily claim insanity in court.

  • @stevetaylor9027
    @stevetaylor9027 2 года назад

    7:06 "Orange you glad to see me" is just the best!

  • @muuuuuud
    @muuuuuud 2 года назад +31

    Coffee won't be enough to keep Lindell up for 96 hours, he'll need some help from Don Jr.

    • @alexdasliebe5391
      @alexdasliebe5391 2 года назад +5

      Columbian Shouting Powder

    • @robertlyons280
      @robertlyons280 2 года назад

      He doesn’t need drump jr. He’s got all his old connections to help him out.

    • @sinnersaint9845
      @sinnersaint9845 2 года назад

      Is there any truth to the don Jr cocaine joke or are we just throwing rocks like the Republicans do at Hunter Biden?

    • @nikzain9378
      @nikzain9378 2 года назад

      Have you tried his pillows

    • @ethanweeter2732
      @ethanweeter2732 2 года назад

      Cocaine? Not enough coke in the world to keep up with that mouth breather.

  • @laskey2175
    @laskey2175 2 года назад +174

    You don't need the real thing. We want more MyPillow impersonator! He was so great.

    • @lorinelson7523
      @lorinelson7523 2 года назад +10

      He really is great!!

    • @kentjg32
      @kentjg32 2 года назад +12

      That’s James Adomian! Great impersonator, my favorite is his Hewel Howser.

    • @guacamolekid3899
      @guacamolekid3899 2 года назад +1

      Mike Lindell himself got a kick out of him. But Lindell is a hero, and he does have the electronic evidence of the steal. I wonder who gave him the data?

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 2 года назад +18

      @@guacamolekid3899 Lindell hasn't shown any evidence because he doesn't have any. Did you also believe Lindell when he said tRump was being reinstated in August? Please tell me you're being facetious. 😅🤣

    • @thebusybee7080
      @thebusybee7080 2 года назад +12

      @@guacamolekid3899 Lindell is a hero? in which galaxy? He has the electronic evidence of the steal? in which galaxy? So if he has this evidence, why didnt he go to court with it? I cant believe that supposed rational thinking adults would say what you have just said. But then look at the loony tunes that have been voted into Congress: Crazy Marj, Laurena, McCarthy, Matty, the list goes on and on. So much for independent thinking Republican congressional representatives. They all have to think like the billionaires who backed them, tell them to think. So much for American values.......

  • @RPMRACECO
    @RPMRACECO 2 года назад +3

    Jimmy should do it, but to get his live interview you should need to donate money to a charity of Jimmy's choice.

  • @omambianelson4853
    @omambianelson4853 2 года назад

    The Lindell character is spot on

  • @julielevasseur7391
    @julielevasseur7391 2 года назад +15

    Jimmy, just stay away from that weird guy. Whatever he's got its scary.

  • @John_Mack
    @John_Mack 2 года назад +10

    lets all download trumps picture book and share it with everyone so he can not make money from it.

  • @CarlosLopez-ie6ym
    @CarlosLopez-ie6ym 2 года назад

    Wow! That's a big airplane ✈ toilet seat 🚽

  • @estelleharrington3866
    @estelleharrington3866 2 года назад

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU TOO!!!!👍🤗💖😁😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HannibalOrJustRex
    @HannibalOrJustRex 2 года назад +182

    Donald knows his audience. He knows they don't mind being treated like children. They need it

    • @aaronburratwood.6957
      @aaronburratwood.6957 2 года назад +15

      Same mentality.

    • @harrismiller1948
      @harrismiller1948 2 года назад +15

      🇬🇧 weather you agree or disagree with how biden is running your country, at least he's getting on with it and not going Twitter crazy 🇬🇧

    • @JB-es3ff
      @JB-es3ff 2 года назад +2

      @@harrismiller1948 r u being serious? Lol

    • @user-no9qb6lj7c
      @user-no9qb6lj7c 2 года назад +6

      @@JB-es3ff Biden is absolute trash

    • @JB-es3ff
      @JB-es3ff 2 года назад

      @@user-no9qb6lj7c right I’m agreeing

  • @objection_your_honor
    @objection_your_honor 2 года назад +15

    I'm going to buy his book. Running low on toilet paper...

  • @paulinequick5634
    @paulinequick5634 2 года назад

    Hey it was pre-Christmas money. Giving up that money on the freeway will be hard to do. LOL 😆

  • @b.freanch227
    @b.freanch227 2 года назад

    The Pillow guy ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Seasidecc95437
    @Seasidecc95437 2 года назад +67

    Don’t do it Jimmy,it just makes him think he’s legit

  • @thebusybee7080
    @thebusybee7080 2 года назад +36

    It would be a true disappointment if Jimmy attended pillow guy's showing. That would mean that he validates this person. I thought Kimmel had higher standards.

    • @jdolew
      @jdolew 2 года назад +4

      Jimmy will have some tricks up his sleeve. He could make some sarcastic comments that Mike will take at face value. Potential hilarity if there's a camera, which there will be.

    • @thebusybee7080
      @thebusybee7080 2 года назад +3

      @@jdolew But why lower himself? Lindell is to be pitied, not validated which is what Kimmell would be doing. It also appears to Maga cultists that Lindell is winning him over......

    • @aplaceformystuff7979
      @aplaceformystuff7979 2 года назад +8

      @@thebusybee7080 Have you seen the interview he did with him? He insults him to his face and mike just carries on like it's a compliment. Hilarious.

    • @leogama3422
      @leogama3422 2 года назад +2

      Loved the vegan dead chicken girl

    • @tcg4111
      @tcg4111 2 года назад +2

      not unless he just trolls their audience the whole time lol

  • @marym22
    @marym22 2 года назад

    Only "the BEST" photos! You should totally do a virtual spot on the thanksathon!

  • @jamesmaddison4546
    @jamesmaddison4546 2 года назад

    People who record themselves committing crimes are the best 👌 lol