THINGS LESBIANS ARE TIRED OF HEARING

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
  • Hello everyone! This week I decided to do another light-hearted/funny video because I really enjoy making them and I hope you guys enjoy watching them! That being said, this weeks video is just a joke and I hope you guys won't take it to heart! Let me know if there are any other videos you want to see! Thanks for watching!
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  • @cosmicloafi9704
    @cosmicloafi9704 5 лет назад +963

    person: “you’re not really bi, you’re just pretending to be because its a trend”
    me: **throws up peace sign**

    • @narratorpoe3522
      @narratorpoe3522 5 лет назад +1

      I don’t get it.........

    • @hopes3247
      @hopes3247 5 лет назад +1

      @@narratorpoe3522 same

    • @literallynothing7111
      @literallynothing7111 5 лет назад +25

      Peace signs are a stereotypical thing of being bi... did I word that right?

    • @beyondmyfears
      @beyondmyfears 5 лет назад +4

      OMG, ME EVERYTIMEEEE XD

    • @ivysaidso
      @ivysaidso 5 лет назад +1

      This is exactly what everyone says to me

  • @lodettes8472
    @lodettes8472 5 лет назад +4656

    "uGh I wish I was a lesbian like you, it must be much easier" gurl nah don't you realize how many times I've fallen for straight girls and how hard it is to understand if the girl is flirting with you or just playing-

    • @senoritaguapo7887
      @senoritaguapo7887 5 лет назад +29

      Hi.. 👋 Hello ☺

    • @keyana.makaylah
      @keyana.makaylah 5 лет назад +118

      This is actually so true and it is so hard to tell if a girl is lesbian.

    • @spookynoodles1929
      @spookynoodles1929 5 лет назад +56

      Yes. Then you have to worry about them making fun of you and it SUCKS.

    • @probossgamer9715
      @probossgamer9715 5 лет назад +25

      Bro your not alone

    • @lodettes8472
      @lodettes8472 5 лет назад +12

      @@spookynoodles1929 yeah

  • @sierrarutnik3475
    @sierrarutnik3475 5 лет назад +3256

    How about: “if I was a lesbian, I’d totally date you”

  • @neuskirachyr
    @neuskirachyr 5 лет назад +156

    "Does that mean you're attracted to me?" No Debra, just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm attracted to every girl I see, I have standards

  • @evelinmf9165
    @evelinmf9165 5 лет назад +407

    *The amount of sarcasm in this video is basically clear and it's amazing*

  • @KitKat0306
    @KitKat0306 5 лет назад +758

    I've got one... "If you're gay, why don't you look/dress like a guy?"
    Me: "Because I'm not a guy. I'm a female"

    • @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl
      @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl 5 лет назад +13

      THIS IS SO TRUE!

    • @paballomolata8844
      @paballomolata8844 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah but there are a lot of lesbians that I've seen who dress like dudes

    • @dontmindme3032
      @dontmindme3032 5 лет назад +39

      @@paballomolata8844 there are butch lesbians, but the whole thing with "lesbians all dress masculine" is just a stereotype, there are a lot of feminine lesbians too

    • @shadowwolf6399
      @shadowwolf6399 5 лет назад

      LOL

    • @flxwer.clouds3076
      @flxwer.clouds3076 5 лет назад +17

      My response:
      "Because not all lesbians have to be like a fucking boy idiot, ya stereotypical fuck."
      Sorry I’m just r u d e.

  • @user-jk3jl3oy2q
    @user-jk3jl3oy2q 5 лет назад +1578

    i kissed my girlfriend once in school during this badminton tournament we do annually in the gym at our school and some guy sitting near us that i didn’t know just looks at us and says “that’s hot” and my gf and i just laughed it off but like???? boundaries????? hello???

    • @kellofangs
      @kellofangs 5 лет назад +64

      Emily Nicole its so fucking annoying when that happens ugh people are so fucking rude tbh

    • @beepbeeplettuce7514
      @beepbeeplettuce7514 5 лет назад +34

      Emo Witch ugh, I hate when that happens. Like can people just not say everything they’re thinking.

    • @Honeygutzs
      @Honeygutzs 5 лет назад +13

      That's pretty much what happens to me.

    • @mdnsbsbsb148
      @mdnsbsbsb148 5 лет назад +6

      Emo Witch ikr

    • @kei8620
      @kei8620 5 лет назад +8

      I get that look a lot.
      A boy (who was playing truth or dare) came up to us and was like "Do ya like threesomes?"
      Bitch- BITCH-
      WTF?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT PRIVACY MEANS?!
      **We aren't walking porn wtf**

  • @xoxocasey9968
    @xoxocasey9968 5 лет назад +466

    i'm bisexual and i get these a lot
    1. you're too young...wait till you are older.
    2. just don't be crushing on me ok? (i'm out to my friends and they always say this and i always tell them they aren't my type)
    3. your just confused.

    • @ariannabarrera4822
      @ariannabarrera4822 5 лет назад +25

      i hate the “you’re too young to know what you are” like they are not me, and they don’t know everything about me because they are not me

    • @xoxocasey9968
      @xoxocasey9968 5 лет назад +5

      @@ariannabarrera4822 yeah some of my family tell me that

    • @3lysiandabrat
      @3lysiandabrat 5 лет назад +5

      @@ariannabarrera4822 my dad told me that and it annoyed the shit out of me

    • @anonymousartists4122
      @anonymousartists4122 5 лет назад +3

      xoxo casey number one you said is the most I get told

    • @k1w1222
      @k1w1222 5 лет назад +5

      @xoxo casey
      Yeah, honestly... my friends are awesome but they’re just nOt My tYpE

  • @lennon4087
    @lennon4087 5 лет назад +159

    I get sick of hearing “you don’t look like a lesbian” what do want me to look like rainbow hair,short nails,boyfriend jeans BRUH

    • @paballomolata8844
      @paballomolata8844 5 лет назад +9

      Ya gotta love those stereotypes

    • @lbhawana946
      @lbhawana946 5 лет назад +1

      Uh huh😊

    • @cedar5579
      @cedar5579 5 лет назад +6

      Cough cough FLANNEL FOR DAYS cough cough

    • @Queen-fb4ij
      @Queen-fb4ij 3 года назад

      THANK YOU FINNALY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

  • @amomgus1543
    @amomgus1543 5 лет назад +202

    All of us queers get the “when did you decide question”
    I’m pansexual and everyone asks if I like pans 🤦‍♀️

    • @GhostofTheUchiha22
      @GhostofTheUchiha22 5 лет назад +2

      That's rude I have empathy for everyone

    • @gretaetneryte1725
      @gretaetneryte1725 5 лет назад

      Do they not know what pan means like oml

    • @GrimReaper-hh7pu
      @GrimReaper-hh7pu 5 лет назад

      Gabby U oh mah gawd I GET THAT ALL THE TIME
      (I’m pan)

    • @heydiddlediddlegal9001
      @heydiddlediddlegal9001 5 лет назад +1

      Hi. Same. Every damn time.
      Ever been asked if you like animals? That's my family's favourite XD

    • @opticalyoutube5597
      @opticalyoutube5597 5 лет назад +4

      The other day someone asked me if I fuck pandas
      Send help

  • @mr.opossum67
    @mr.opossum67 5 лет назад +3851

    I see this WAY too often:
    Straight girl: oh you're gay? That's cool, just don't get a crush on me Haha
    Lesbian: k, you're not really my type anyways :)
    Straight girl: *gets deeply offended*

    • @va3145
      @va3145 5 лет назад +80

      lettuce child i get that i am Bisexual

    • @ren-jh3vd
      @ren-jh3vd 5 лет назад +25

      lettuce child Not all straight girls do that lol

    • @mackenziebure8026
      @mackenziebure8026 5 лет назад +32

      Omg this happens to me all the time i like peoples true beauty not people who dress to impress and have a mask full of make-up like thats disgusting

    • @juzahyodo
      @juzahyodo 5 лет назад +20

      Super_nova Skys yeah but most girls i’ve come out to do this. heck, my best friend at the time looked at me and asked me if i got off watching them change in the lockers when i told her i was questioning being bi or lesbian lmao

    • @mr.opossum67
      @mr.opossum67 5 лет назад +7

      @@ren-jh3vd of course not, but there are some that do

  • @sarahsloan4456
    @sarahsloan4456 5 лет назад +610

    All of these are accurate AF! But the one I get the most that drives me batshit crazy is _It's just a phase...she'll grow out of it!_ 🙄🙄

    • @heatherwotherspoon7313
      @heatherwotherspoon7313  5 лет назад +20

      Sarah Sloan so true!! i can’t believe i forgot this one!

    • @hunnqy3102
      @hunnqy3102 5 лет назад +14

      I'm pan and i get that from my mom a lot. It literally drives me crazy how she's like "but you don't know how kissing a man feels and it's much better, I'm afraid you'll miss out" Like... This makes me wanna hit my head at a wall so hard..

    • @millaleibbrandt9887
      @millaleibbrandt9887 5 лет назад +3

      Trust me people who tells that to me won't see the good side of me

    • @gmcwill
      @gmcwill 5 лет назад +2

      That phrase is why I’m so confused about my sexuality sjdtfihdbdjdjfh

    • @sarahsloan4456
      @sarahsloan4456 5 лет назад +1

      @@gmcwill hang in there and try not to obsess too much over things...in time you'll figure it all out! xo

  • @shineadshinnersdaly3861
    @shineadshinnersdaly3861 5 лет назад +607

    Random guy in my school: so you hate men?
    Me: no I just hate you

    • @enderwolf1470
      @enderwolf1470 5 лет назад +4

      Bummmmm baby. I want to be friend with you sweetie

    • @cookiesyay426
      @cookiesyay426 5 лет назад +2

      Yessss I want to be your best friend 😁😝🤣

    • @kvic3554
      @kvic3554 5 лет назад +1

      Lets be friends boo

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 5 лет назад +3

      Live that. LET’S BE FRIENDS DUDE.

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 5 лет назад +2

      Hoshi_ Uchū My bacon was quite crispy, but not in a burnt way.

  • @cedar5579
    @cedar5579 5 лет назад +481

    Me: "I'm gay"
    Straight girl: "Wait so you like all girls"
    Me: "YES AND YOU LIKE ALL GUYS"
    Straight girl: "No I don't"
    Me: "EXACTLY"
    Anyone else get this all the time?
    why did I space this how I did tf this isn't an essay I don't need the double-spacing like mla format

  • @PinkPlague666
    @PinkPlague666 5 лет назад +217

    "So when did you decide to be bi?!"
    😑😤😑😤😑😤

    • @iilxnaii4607
      @iilxnaii4607 5 лет назад +5

      hi comments I'll chill here ikr like you don’t decide you are boooorrrrrnnn

    • @PinkPlague666
      @PinkPlague666 5 лет назад

      @@iilxnaii4607 yeah I hate it

    • @tiffanylenahan9592
      @tiffanylenahan9592 5 лет назад +7

      I'm bisexual and I didn't decided that. At first most of my life I was straight, but then there was girls that started to attract me and so I liked them! Yep!

    • @darlinkinqj3530
      @darlinkinqj3530 5 лет назад +1

      @@tiffanylenahan9592 same

    • @autumnnal
      @autumnnal 3 года назад +1

      So you’re gay now?
      Yeah I just got my paperwork back! I finally accepted into Gay University! I’m so happy to not be straight anymore!

  • @emopieceofgarbage3144
    @emopieceofgarbage3144 5 лет назад +367

    Person: “You’re too pretty to be lesbian.”
    Me: “And you’re too arrogant to be straight...
    *AND I TOLD YOU I WAS PAN MOM* ”

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 5 лет назад +4

      Emo Piece of Garbage Live for that.

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 5 лет назад +1

      Pansexual, that’s what pan is.

    • @oikawatoooruu4982
      @oikawatoooruu4982 5 лет назад

      @OMG.GACHA.SHORTY i hate myself Pansexual. Pan is pansexual.What is pansexual excatly? Well, The meaning of this is you can like any gender its either men,women,gay,lesbian etc. But isnt that being bi? No, it isnt. The diffrence between Bi and Pans is, Bi has its limits to like someone meaning bi likes a boy and a girl while Pans on the other hand has no limits on liking someone, meaning you like everyone regardless of their gender color and many much more, meaning that pans people likes everyone even those who is apart of the lgbtq+ community.
      Hopes that little information helps you :)
      AND DONT TELL US WE LIKE PANS OK? (please?, Im tired of hearing those jokes)

  • @raquel7999
    @raquel7999 5 лет назад +1124

    amazing, i’m bi and i feel u at some point

  • @leviuwu6572
    @leviuwu6572 5 лет назад +138

    I've been told: "Oh it's just a phase, you'll get over it!"
    B*tch please, being straight was my phase--

    • @margretryan9741
      @margretryan9741 5 лет назад +4

      FR!!!

    • @tiffanylenahan9592
      @tiffanylenahan9592 5 лет назад +3

      Actually not gonna lie I used to be straight but then I realized I also liked girls too. So yeah I'm bi now.

    • @chandraschannel6166
      @chandraschannel6166 5 лет назад +4

      Same sis

    • @bunnybytes3753
      @bunnybytes3753 4 года назад +1

      F A C T S

    • @beexsun7121
      @beexsun7121 4 года назад +1

      Tiffany Lenahan (yeah...Ik...I’m late ;-;) you’ve always been bi you just didn’t realize until (whenever you did) the saying “I use to be straight” just confuses people and that’s why people to this day think sexualities besides being straight is a choice

  • @bea_nahc8978
    @bea_nahc8978 5 лет назад +774

    me: *kisses her girlfriend*
    Classmates: ewwww! pick a room!
    Also classmates: *Kisses like, every time. everywhere*
    Me: .....wtf...

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 5 лет назад +13

      I would be like.. “Ew. Get a room.”

    • @nokiablockia7589
      @nokiablockia7589 5 лет назад +14

      Anyone who visibly makes out all the time needs to get a room not just lesbians lol

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 5 лет назад +9

      Nokia Blockia That’s what they meant, I think. Like the heterosexuals making out and she, a lesbian is like.. “dude, what the f-ck!!!”

    • @daisyibarra6961
      @daisyibarra6961 5 лет назад +7

      __MøønFløwer_ _Įs__Trænş__ my cousin cant hug her girlfriend without someone saying “that’s disgusting “

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 5 лет назад +1

      RoBlOx_GaMinG_rAts oof That’s saaaad..

  • @thanosnugget3775
    @thanosnugget3775 5 лет назад +60

    Eyebrows? *ON FLEEK*
    Edges? *ON FLEEK*
    Hairstyle? *ON FLEEK*
    School? *NOT ON FLEEK*

  • @rhiannonlxve
    @rhiannonlxve 5 лет назад +178

    IM A LESBIAN AND I RELATE SO HEAVILY

  • @masterderpwolf5788
    @masterderpwolf5788 5 лет назад +153

    my personal favorite
    "oh you're gay sorry i don't like you... i don't really feel comfortable rn"
    just cause ur a girl and i like girls doesn't mean that i like every girl jeez

    • @spookynoodles1929
      @spookynoodles1929 5 лет назад +4

      IKR!
      And then your like, sorry we have types and it's not you, sorry. You'd be lucky to have anyone romantically look at you in any way.

    • @useroffline9999
      @useroffline9999 5 лет назад +3

      Yep, it’s not like our sexuality has nuance like straight people.
      Nope, every lesbian is just attracted to every female on the planet just because......
      Yeahhhhhh

    • @felivino6613
      @felivino6613 5 лет назад +5

      I had to remind people in my locker room that I have standards and all of them are ugly

    • @rabbity_thing
      @rabbity_thing 5 лет назад

      omg Lol

    • @cerisseraymondlogo3987
      @cerisseraymondlogo3987 5 лет назад +2

      Luckily my friends know that I dont like them 2 if them I guess "thought" they were lesbian but 1 changed their mind and realised they're as straight as a ruler and the other is "bi" when she flirts with almost every boy that she sees except for the EXTREMELY ugly ones aka the wannabes. (I'm bi btw but it's mostly because I'm only 10 and I'm still figuring out my sexuality and I've had a crush on numerous boys and a few girls which is why I'm bi? If that makes sense qwq)

  • @bmotola1
    @bmotola1 5 лет назад +246

    Heather: *puts on hat and glasses to be a guy*
    Also Heather: *wear the same thing ,but with a bow*
    Very complex.

    • @heatherwotherspoon7313
      @heatherwotherspoon7313  5 лет назад +8

      pixel doggo i know i’m really out here being an actress.

    • @challisgary
      @challisgary 5 лет назад +2

      @@heatherwotherspoon7313 UwU👏 OwO👏 ^w^👌

  • @Oddity2994
    @Oddity2994 5 лет назад +20

    "When did you decide to be gay?"
    When I was born.

  • @kokichiouma2637
    @kokichiouma2637 5 лет назад +40

    “You’re to pretty to be straight” my sister leaned over my phone right as you said “ you’re to pretty to be gay” and said that 👆

    • @BimblyWimbly
      @BimblyWimbly 3 года назад

      Oh fuck, hi Kokichi

    • @Mari-eo3yi
      @Mari-eo3yi 3 года назад

      ✨step bro what are you doing outside of the hydraulic pReSs ✨

  • @largebladderboy
    @largebladderboy 5 лет назад +1453

    me: *has a girlfriend*
    nobody:
    straight girls:
    sO yOU HaVE A cRUsh oN mE RigHT?

    • @largebladderboy
      @largebladderboy 5 лет назад +15

      Aiya GachaPotato That's what i always say lmao

    • @gg-gx5hg
      @gg-gx5hg 5 лет назад +6

      OMFG I RELATE

    • @emberthewolf1297
      @emberthewolf1297 5 лет назад +25

      Bruh that's pansexuals,
      Everyone: soO Ul IkE mE rTEe

    • @largebladderboy
      @largebladderboy 5 лет назад +7

      Ember The Wolf i'm pan skskssksk omg the pain

    • @tiramisudodo6249
      @tiramisudodo6249 5 лет назад +11

      Lol I'm dead like when I came out to my friend (she's a girl too) about being bi she was like
      mIa dO yOu lIkE mE
      I'm like bish just cus I'm bi doesn't mean I like you your not even my type

  • @gaybodypillow
    @gaybodypillow 5 лет назад +157

    i’m not female or lesbian but i kinda relate cuz i’m bi
    LETS GO LESBIANS

    • @agamer_corpse832
      @agamer_corpse832 5 лет назад +3

      A fellow friend of the LGBT community

    • @snvlogs95
      @snvlogs95 5 лет назад +3

      LMAOOO I GET THAT REFRENCE

    • @chickennugget5419
      @chickennugget5419 5 лет назад +1

      ooga booga I refer to myself as a lez bean

    • @gaybodypillow
      @gaybodypillow 5 лет назад

      Chicken Nugget HAHA i call my friend that 😌

  • @beatrixj7776
    @beatrixj7776 5 лет назад +85

    Girl: hi~ 😉
    Me: *aggressive trying to figure out if she's flirting or is just happy*

    • @k1w1222
      @k1w1222 5 лет назад +1

      Literally me when girls my age smile at me lmao

    • @river4055
      @river4055 5 лет назад +2

      Me anytime a girl even looks at me (other than in conversation) 😂

    • @k1w1222
      @k1w1222 5 лет назад +1

      @Natures_First_Green_ Is_Gold
      Omg same 😂😂

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 5 лет назад +1

      Natures_First_Green_ Is_Gold Omi, yes. That’s literally me.

    • @-aiko-7104
      @-aiko-7104 5 лет назад

      RANDOM PERSON THATS STRAIGHT: *smiles at me*
      Me: *mind:DIS THIS BISH JUST FLIRT WITH MEH!?!?!??!*
      #CONFUSED ;-;

  • @bjwatson3152
    @bjwatson3152 5 лет назад +40

    Me: has a loving cute fem. Girlfriend
    Other people: ArE yOu DaTiNg? WhOs tHe ToP?
    Me: dresses masculine and dates girls.
    Other people: sO aRe YoU tRaNs?

    • @autumnnal
      @autumnnal 3 года назад +6

      My neighbor got her hair cut short and my mom said “Oh is she trans?”
      GENDER EXPRESSION DOES NOT EQUAL GENDER IDENTITY

  • @rhean2966
    @rhean2966 5 лет назад +11

    I’m a lesbian and I told my friend (who is a girl) that I was gay and she looked at me with a somewhat sorry and somewhat disgusted face and said “oh so you like girls?.... you are really close with me... omg.. do you like me?” I was about to say no but she interrupted me and said “I’m sorry... but I’m not into girls. I don’t like you sorry.” And I was like “um- no I don’t like you, just because I’m lesbian doesn’t mean I like every girl- I still have my standards.. ?” And she looked so offended and said “WHAT you DONT like me?! I’m like your best friend don’t you LOVE ME?!” And I was like “I mean ya- as a friend. I don’t see you any more than a friend though.. and you aren’t my best friend, you are one of them.” And she just- aH her face looked so stupid, she said “Well, *flips hair like she’s in a movie* I know you’re lying because I know you like me. And B T W I’m not your best friend anymore, I don’t need a girl OBSESSING over me when she knows she can’t have me *rolls eyes* maybe you’ll find a girl like me one day.”
    I was just like wtf
    She spread a rumor around the school that I liked her and she told everyone I was a lesbian.
    But when I got a girlfriend everyone was confused and my ‘best friend’ was so mad- once she pushed my girlfriend away and kinda yelled at me in my face and said “YOU LIKE ME THOUGH NOT HER”
    Turns out she liked me.
    I don’t like her tho because she’s a bitch :)

  • @strawberry-mu2pz
    @strawberry-mu2pz 5 лет назад +59

    straight girls, do you get a crush on every guy you see? didn’t think so.

  • @kw2183
    @kw2183 5 лет назад +625

    I have short hair so people always assume im a boy or transgender
    Im like no
    Im lesbian xD

    • @river4055
      @river4055 5 лет назад +3

      Keira Ha! Sameee

    • @river4055
      @river4055 5 лет назад +3

      Keira Yessir lol
      Dude, I need a gf 😂

    • @kw2183
      @kw2183 5 лет назад +2

      @@river4055 you look cute af

    • @river4055
      @river4055 5 лет назад +2

      Keira Aww thanks 😉😁

    • @river4055
      @river4055 5 лет назад +3

      Keira You know, I would say the same for you but I can’t see your face sooo . . . Yeah 😂

  • @jackiemancilla2065
    @jackiemancilla2065 5 лет назад +614

    " your to pretty to be lesbian " the most said to me 😤 it's dumb lol and also " so you hate men " 😂 over all the most relatable video!
    Small RUclipsr here 🌈💞

    • @Leighonce
      @Leighonce 5 лет назад +1

      I subscribed to you🤗😋

    • @jackiemancilla2065
      @jackiemancilla2065 5 лет назад

      @@Leighonce thank you so much 💛

    • @13jae85
      @13jae85 5 лет назад +2

      You are really pretty though

    • @jackiemancilla2065
      @jackiemancilla2065 5 лет назад

      @@13jae85 Awe thank you

    • @13jae85
      @13jae85 5 лет назад +1

      @@jackiemancilla2065 no problem 💞

  • @C0ffeeobssesed
    @C0ffeeobssesed 5 лет назад +158

    me: mom... I'm bi
    Mom: . . .
    "IT'S THAT GODDAMN PHONE ISNT IT"

    • @peachy-chan9823
      @peachy-chan9823 4 года назад +9

      That's sad my mom and I go to pride fest she has so many LBGTQ+ outfits and ect

    • @C0ffeeobssesed
      @C0ffeeobssesed 4 года назад +6

      Peachy-chan lucky for you

    • @SaKura-il8op
      @SaKura-il8op 4 года назад +2

      Sorry, but what does your username say?😅 Yansatochi? I am learning Hiragana so I wonder if I read that correctly.

    • @evisomething5511
      @evisomething5511 3 года назад +1

      Lol truee😭😭

    • @lonelyyes3524
      @lonelyyes3524 3 года назад +1

      BYE

  • @_mia_helm_
    @_mia_helm_ 5 лет назад +34

    I plan to come out by planning this with my brother:
    ME: I'm lesbian
    HIM: I thought you were American
    FAM: Whaaaa

  • @radinamavrodieva5592
    @radinamavrodieva5592 5 лет назад +100

    “When did you decide that you were straight?..Let me know” ummm a QUEEN 😂

  • @jbskfurzkpwl
    @jbskfurzkpwl 5 лет назад +240

    so much sarcasm😂i love it

  • @wolfyroo9856
    @wolfyroo9856 5 лет назад +448

    My friend is gay and she had a girlfriend and I remember one time this girl came up to our group and said “So are you like gay? Because if you are I already don’t like you.” And I’m like what in the actual heck because my friend is one of the best people ever. Also I love looking at my notifications and seeing that you uploaded a vid ❤️

    • @ezziescourner9949
      @ezziescourner9949 5 лет назад +2

      if she really thought yall were gonna care, theres something wrong with her

    • @millaleibbrandt9887
      @millaleibbrandt9887 5 лет назад +2

      Well she can go lick a-uhhhhh.. pickle....yeah...totally not planing on murdering this girl x'D

    • @ezziescourner9949
      @ezziescourner9949 5 лет назад

      @@millaleibbrandt9887 pshshdhs

    • @millaleibbrandt9887
      @millaleibbrandt9887 5 лет назад +1

      @@ezziescourner9949 XD sorry i am a weirdo lmao

    • @yasminsroom
      @yasminsroom 5 лет назад

      Slap her in the face lol

  • @opticalyoutube5597
    @opticalyoutube5597 5 лет назад +24

    I am pansexual and I'm tired of people asking me if I am sexually attracted to pans.
    Like wtf-

    • @multifandom8062
      @multifandom8062 5 лет назад +2

      Wow- its relatable 👊😔

    • @DoubleCheckGames
      @DoubleCheckGames 5 лет назад +1

      Optical RUclips omg my friend thought that's what it meant when I said I'm a pansexual 🤦‍♀️

    • @opticalyoutube5597
      @opticalyoutube5597 3 года назад

      @Keira Buckley I wouldn't say that, they just like to repeat the same joke over and over. Gets boring fast, if it was even funny in the first place...

    • @anntqueen1597
      @anntqueen1597 3 года назад

      Bruh-

  • @Tulleostehaps
    @Tulleostehaps 5 лет назад +36

    I love how confident she is, it’s adorably funny :p

  • @lisa-pz2px
    @lisa-pz2px 5 лет назад +75

    "You havent find the right guy", OMFG I FEEL THIS

  • @danielamata5059
    @danielamata5059 5 лет назад +21

    Oh! You forgot one!
    "your gay? Cool! I've always wanted a gay best friend."
    Honestly tired of hearing that.

  • @supernaturalobjectexported6695
    @supernaturalobjectexported6695 5 лет назад +111

    im not gay but I support the LGBTQ community with all my soul. People should have the right to love who the hell they want to love

  • @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl
    @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl 5 лет назад +11

    I got the "so you hate men?" All the time and I have so many male friends! It's annoying when people make assumptions

  • @t_a348
    @t_a348 5 лет назад +24

    “You haven’t found the right guy yet”
    Me:That’s what my father says everyday

  • @sophies961
    @sophies961 5 лет назад +148

    THINGS IV BEEN TOLD
    "I bet i can turn you straight"
    "Its just a faze"
    "WAIT YOU DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON ME DO YOU"
    "i just dont get why tho"

    • @cookiesyay426
      @cookiesyay426 5 лет назад

      Sammmmmeeeeeeee

    • @astraeanomical6176
      @astraeanomical6176 5 лет назад +1

      Those are the things I say in my head when I find out someone is lesbian or gay LOL. I don't say them because that would be rude ofc. Also, I've heard that homosexual people have a hard time having a crush on someone, but I've never heard of someone straight having a crush on a homosexual person. Is it because I'm living under a rock? (and yes, it is hard to fall for a gay person T-T) xD I'm friends with some people that are homosexual, even though I don't support the LGBTQ+ community, does that make me homophobic?

    • @salemmarz3809
      @salemmarz3809 5 лет назад +2

      @@astraeanomical6176 yup. don't support it, then you are homophobic. please do us all a favor and get at least 200 miles away from any form of technology :)

    • @astraeanomical6176
      @astraeanomical6176 5 лет назад

      @@salemmarz3809 I thought I said it nicely...

    • @astraeanomical6176
      @astraeanomical6176 5 лет назад

      Excuse me, please don't use caps on me. I was just saying that I don't support then. Not everyone has to agree you know? I can't believe I said it in the nicest way possible and yet people are hating on me for my opinion. Just because you support them, doesn't mean you have to go beast mode on me. If I supported Hillary and you supported Donald (this is ONLY an example), it doesn't mean people supporting Donald can get mad at me for my opinion. I don't really know why people are being so defensive over the LGBTQ+ community. I wasn't even saying anything offensive. Chill.

  • @Peach._.flavored
    @Peach._.flavored 5 лет назад +52

    Girl:"Eww,you like girls?"
    Me:"Yeah,something wrong?"
    Girl:"Yes,EVERYTHING!"
    Me:"The only thing wrong is how you look into a mirror and break it."

  • @TheVoidOfGay
    @TheVoidOfGay 5 лет назад +60

    *never seen this girl before* *she says she's LESBO * *Automatically subscribes!* YESH I'M LESBO TOOOOOO

  • @catzlove250
    @catzlove250 5 лет назад +7

    I hate it when my friends say "oh as your lesbian that means you have a crush on me" urrrg.

  • @bluestudioinc.7126
    @bluestudioinc.7126 5 лет назад +24

    A guy at my school likes me and no one believes that I'm bi so I feel you

  • @thefishingposts1625
    @thefishingposts1625 5 лет назад +11

    I’m ace and... Some person asked me, “Do you just love nobody?”
    Dude, are you okay? No, that’s not... That’s not what it happens.

  • @inlovewithgaynesssaucedo2094
    @inlovewithgaynesssaucedo2094 5 лет назад +94

    Am a girl and am bi well I fall for girls more bc there’s more beautiful girls than handsome boys no offense boys

  • @spookynoodles1929
    @spookynoodles1929 5 лет назад +97

    Oh! Don't forget about this lovely one:
    Hippitty Hoppitty
    Women are not
    Your
    Property.
    I hate that one.

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 5 лет назад +7

      Spooky Noodles If I heard a guys say that and say “you’re mine” to a girl, I’m will literally say that.

    • @spookynoodles1929
      @spookynoodles1929 5 лет назад +1

      Czarina 😂

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 5 лет назад +6

      Spooky Noodles
      Guy to a random Girl: You’re mine..~
      Me in the Distance: HIPPITY HOPPITY WOMEN AIN’T YO PROPERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @avacadotoast2159
      @avacadotoast2159 5 лет назад

      I should try that!

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 5 лет назад

      /]Tami Gacha[\ Try what?

  • @emandchlocreators
    @emandchlocreators 5 лет назад +48

    This is like 100% true
    *im sick of hearing half this s**

  • @cheezepuffer
    @cheezepuffer 5 лет назад +74

    I just came out to my mom for being bisexual and she said that she was bisexual too xD LMAO

    • @kaileymendes2603
      @kaileymendes2603 5 лет назад

      lmao

    • @Crystal_digitalstar
      @Crystal_digitalstar 5 лет назад +7

      Enbaplays -w- oh how the tables have tabled

    • @iilxnaii4607
      @iilxnaii4607 5 лет назад

      Enbaplays -w- lol

    • @alexcarlson4344
      @alexcarlson4344 5 лет назад +2

      Omggg lulz! Did the cat then get up and clap? Did the cutlery draw shoot open and all the cutlery follow suit and also join in and give u a round of applause?

    • @cheezepuffer
      @cheezepuffer 5 лет назад

      Alex Carlson how did you know I have a cat..?

  • @maeedrid836
    @maeedrid836 5 лет назад +142

    I’m y14)but I’m BI..and lucky that my parents accept me... I’m BI and my parents know it...but I am BI and I’m 100% sure

  • @allisonmiller2111
    @allisonmiller2111 5 лет назад +16

    Me: hey guys can I tell u guys something
    Friends: sure
    Me: I’m bi
    Friends: *backs away slowly*
    Me: bish your my best friend

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 5 лет назад

      Allison Gatcha If that happened to someone, I’d run up to them and hug them and say.. “I could be your new bi friend!”

    • @hyeiny
      @hyeiny 5 лет назад +1

      Not when you use the wrong "you're".

  • @grace-jr8vk
    @grace-jr8vk 5 лет назад +40

    I’m not lesbian but my best friend is and this is so relatable to her lmao. Like she LIKES GIRLS, not BOYS! 😂💕

  • @jaypop_dance
    @jaypop_dance 5 лет назад +6

    "When did you decide to be straight?" What a queen 👏❤

  • @nataliemeyer338
    @nataliemeyer338 5 лет назад +19

    "Who's the guy in the relationship?" Who's more manly or dominate in the relationship

  • @cedevita7069
    @cedevita7069 5 лет назад +13

    The funniest thing is, I came out to my friend as lesbian a week ago and one of the first things she said is "you don't look like you're gay" 😞🙄

    • @Starlight-sp6db
      @Starlight-sp6db 5 лет назад +1

      How does one *LOOK* gay? I never got that...

  • @firekoala2103
    @firekoala2103 5 лет назад +19

    NOT EVEN GONNA LIE..... Ruby Rose is my favorite lesbian!! 🤟😆🤟😍

  • @lexahtrish443
    @lexahtrish443 5 лет назад +12

    My damn mom always points to a girl expecting she’s my type, she can’t get the damn idea that just cause im bi, she thinks I like every girl.

  • @ELee-ts4ld
    @ELee-ts4ld 5 лет назад +6

    4:57
    "Yeah dude being lesbian is a cult you are born into"
    This was all I thought

  • @Nesaitara
    @Nesaitara 5 лет назад +6

    Me pan: hi
    My dad:that doesn't exist
    Me: "👌" *dissolves*

  • @lucyappleton3592
    @lucyappleton3592 5 лет назад +70

    I'm bi- worst thing I've heard is my ex assuming I just want to get with all of my friends...that's not what it means at all... love the video Heather!

  • @ashlxne4433
    @ashlxne4433 5 лет назад +20

    I have a bisexual bestfriend, our group fully supports him. He hasnt came out to his family yet but we support him.
    Also, im christian,but im Queer, i dont know what my sexuality is yet 😔

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 5 лет назад

      You’ll find it eventually, my friend.

    • @tomjones4996
      @tomjones4996 5 лет назад

      I'm Christian and I don't know my sexuality either i know I'm at least bisexual but I think I'm lesbian and i don't know what to do😭

    • @your_princesa_isabelg
      @your_princesa_isabelg 5 лет назад

      It's alright, I'm Christian and at one point of my life I was questioning mine.

  • @johncarter8579
    @johncarter8579 5 лет назад +24

    Iam gay its its took me 30 years for me to tell my family and friends am iam proud gay man

  • @bella-ed3lg
    @bella-ed3lg 5 лет назад +8

    You: *im gay*
    Me: *subscribes*

  • @elizabethrivera4849
    @elizabethrivera4849 4 года назад +6

    "It's just a phase you haven't found the right man"
    You won't be saying that when I'm 55 and married to a woman🏳️‍🌈🌈👩‍❤️‍👩

  • @drfloda1808
    @drfloda1808 5 лет назад +4

    Tbh, the “who’s the guy in the relationship” question could be eliminated by, you know, changing it to something like “who’s more masculine” or something. But if like both obviously AREN’T masculine, don’t even ask that.
    Just found you today, already love your videos!
    I was forced out of the closet a bit ago, I’m 13, my brother was relatively accepting and didn’t really care, he may think it’s a phase, but my mom was a different story and is convinced it’s a phase. Who knows, maybe being lesbian is just a phase for me? Either way, this is my life RIGHT NOW, and if she couldn’t accept it, she probably won’t.
    That’s okay though, because I accept myself and will love who I want. 🏳️‍🌈🌈❤️

  • @itsshyannerose9551
    @itsshyannerose9551 5 лет назад +14

    I can relate to the I can make you straight one I’m bisexual and when I was with a dude and I told him I was bisexual he was like I can make u straight then he would just tell me ur straight now and I would just ignore it

  • @Mothies
    @Mothies 5 лет назад +4

    If your lesbian there’s never a ‘right guy.’ Lmao.

  • @Quink_Ink
    @Quink_Ink 5 лет назад +10

    Things Heathers are tired of hearing: Heather, Heather, and Heather (and Heather)
    This was a joke. I'm gay too, lol

    • @missiingno
      @missiingno 3 года назад

      And someone! Veronica! Veronica! VERoOoNiCa!

  • @hypnoleaf3390
    @hypnoleaf3390 5 лет назад +6

    My neighbor just watched me do that
    Me:I can’t breathe lmao

  • @novadragon4254
    @novadragon4254 5 лет назад +59

    69 dislikes, you know what that means... I dOnT hAvE enOuGh mOney fOr cHickEn nuGgEt

    • @heatherwotherspoon7313
      @heatherwotherspoon7313  5 лет назад +4

      xX_ChocolateWolfie_Xx thank you for gracing the comment section with this. vine is life.

    • @novadragon4254
      @novadragon4254 5 лет назад

      @@heatherwotherspoon7313 your very welcome, I like to supply comment sections with wholesome words ;3

  • @lanemieolwagen3587
    @lanemieolwagen3587 5 лет назад +48

    Totally love this channel...me and my friends watch your videos every day! Your sarcasm makes my day😂
    So much love from South Africa!!❤

    • @Maevy.M
      @Maevy.M 5 лет назад

      I'm South African!!

  • @motherfrickncactus9331
    @motherfrickncactus9331 5 лет назад +5

    🌈an exact replica of what happened when I came out🌈
    Me:okay, can I trust you not to tell anyone. This is really big
    Friend: okay. What is it?
    Me: I’m gay
    Friend:but you’re not butch
    Me: *silently screaming inside my head*

  • @avah4292
    @avah4292 5 лет назад +9

    “You don’t look lesbian” Okay how can someone look their sexuality?

  • @micapowder1221
    @micapowder1221 5 лет назад +7

    YOOOO!!! I have a story about the “can I watch?” One!!
    (First off, I’m nonbinary, but I’m not completely out so a lot of people still see me as a girl)
    My girlfriend knows this dude who, well, has a lesbian kink. He’s hooked her up with a girl, then tried to get them to make out together at a pool party... Yeah... But, he doesn’t understand when people obviously don’t like him (and I’m too nice) so he still hangs around us sometimes. There was this dance last week, and my girlfriend LOVES dances, and I love seeing how excited she gets. So we were dancing to a slow song, and all of a sudden my girlfriend stops and was like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” And I turn and see the guy with his phone out. He’s like “taking a picture of you guys, you’re such a cute couple” and my girlfriend’s like “NO! YOU CANT TAKE OUR PICTURES! Get out of here CREEP!”
    Yeeaah, I don’t know about her, but I didn’t really talk with him for the rest of the night

  • @goldsunflower5514
    @goldsunflower5514 5 лет назад +71

    I’m a lesbian too and I love you and your videos soo much and I’m proud of you 😍❤️❤️❤️

  • @-spencer-1063
    @-spencer-1063 5 лет назад +4

    That intro got me motivation to do anything for a second. Idk I just got really excited for something lol

  • @mikankinnie6641
    @mikankinnie6641 5 лет назад +9

    5:34
    Omg that's the day after my birthday.. if only you said 6th..

  • @boxcuttercat
    @boxcuttercat 5 лет назад +7

    I'm pretty sure everyone I know thinks I'm a lesbian, and I mean- it's true. But how do they know???

  • @yoascbi
    @yoascbi 5 лет назад +42

    Me: im pansexual
    Ppl i dont know existed: so *youre **_bi_*

    • @bullensbubbe8123
      @bullensbubbe8123 5 лет назад

      You're

    • @cedar5579
      @cedar5579 5 лет назад +1

      Ikr like I saw someone make a post about how pan is bi and I'm like BITCH PLEASE

  • @isabelle.the.artist
    @isabelle.the.artist 5 лет назад +4

    “....but you’re too pretty to be a lesbian”
    *...pftt b o i listen up-*

  • @09cann
    @09cann 5 лет назад +6

    Synchronised boy voice and sarcasm was second to none got some good laughs out of that 😂 lots of support to you and you're girlfriend from the UK!!! Some people are bloody stupid. Be who you want to be and let no one stop you from that and be proud!

  • @natasharocha4148
    @natasharocha4148 5 лет назад +7

    Me: *Hugs strait friend*
    My friend: WOW BACK UP I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU I AM STRAIT!!!
    Me: JUST BECAUSE I AM LESBIAN DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE EVERY GIRL I MEET!!!!
    My friend:........

    • @Kayla-ce2lj
      @Kayla-ce2lj 5 лет назад

      Straight* But yeah lmao my friends are like that all the frickin time

  • @Lynn-ji9bf
    @Lynn-ji9bf 5 лет назад +3

    I hate it when people say “Oh your gay? Yeah your doing it for attention.” It’s not for attention. I’m lesbian and so many girls say to me “Oh it’s only for attention.” It’s not for attention I only like girls.

  • @RinLikesFish
    @RinLikesFish 4 года назад +3

    Honestly, I hate when people say, “You’re not gay. You don’t LOOK gay.” Oh yeah now that you say that, I’m not gay! Wow you TOTALLY changed my perspective!! Also, Bruh. Why are people SOOOO stereotypical. (This isn’t hate in any way I just wanted to put in something I get very often-)

  • @emjay600
    @emjay600 5 лет назад +6

    Me coming out to my friends: 0:25

  • @kiingarii8275
    @kiingarii8275 5 лет назад +15

    your acting is A1🤣❤️ such a relatable video

  • @maddiecomella9850
    @maddiecomella9850 5 лет назад +4

    this makes perfect sense❤️😂
    i feel for u.
    WE’RE here for u.

  • @christinavelasquez4718
    @christinavelasquez4718 5 лет назад +2

    I'm not a lesbian bi etc. But I have definitely heard so many people ask lesbians these questions. Mainly the "can I watch l" & "who's the guy in the relationship"

  • @datboirage6950
    @datboirage6950 5 лет назад +3

    2:36 definition of beautiful "pleasing the senses or mind aesthetically."

  • @unknownbrowser2920
    @unknownbrowser2920 5 лет назад +15

    Hi I have had most of theres
    Said I was called "attention seeker"

    • @womankisser857
      @womankisser857 5 лет назад

      similar thing happened to me. i was in trouble with a teacher when he overheard me coming out to my class, he was saying stuff like "you're only saying that be special"

  • @just.bennypaku
    @just.bennypaku 5 лет назад +5

    i seriously can not begin to explain how much i relate to all of these

  • @th3soniccat_56
    @th3soniccat_56 5 лет назад +39

    Hey,
    so I wanna change my name to match my Agender self, so any suggestions?
    ( my real name is Timber and I want to keep it similar )
    ( also I want it gender neutral )
    Ok thanks it you helped me, bye!

    • @cloudygacha4394
      @cloudygacha4394 5 лет назад +8

      I feel like your name is pretty unisex

    • @th3soniccat_56
      @th3soniccat_56 5 лет назад +1

      Cloudy Gacha true true

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 5 лет назад +8

      Timber is a cute unisex name, keep it.

    • @naleahwalton5412
      @naleahwalton5412 5 лет назад +1

      Braylon or bad ass bicth

    • @TheLuxeLeblancs
      @TheLuxeLeblancs 5 лет назад +2

      I just changed my name to a gender neutral name the other day! (Haven’t changed the channel name yet) I’m now Aspen. But I think Timber is nice and gender neutral. Maybe keep that! 🖤🖤🖤🖤💜💜💜💜💙💙💙💙

  • @OMGitzSami
    @OMGitzSami 5 лет назад +1

    6:43 r/niceguys in a nutshell
    actually, "nice guys" say all those ten things to lesbians LMAO