I love the "oldest bag" one because at 6:06 Andy Samberg actually broke and his laugh is real but he stayed in character so they kept it in. Love them so much. Nine nine!
@@MidnightShayd Look up Brooklyn 99 cast favorite cold opens and go to Melissa Fumero's (Amy on the show). She explains that the oldest bad one is her favorite because Andy laughed for real.
When he's cracking up and putting his hands at his ears, you can even hear Andy Samburg say "Joe", as in the actor who plays Charles lol. But it's kinda quiet so it doesn't break the spell
5:30 You know, I forget a lot but Scully might have actually been a good detective back in the day. He's weird and gross which is why he and Hitchcock work so well together-- But he might've been great in his field before then.
COLD OPENING BY TIMESTAMP: 0:00 - The Tagger 1:27 - Unsolvable 2:51 - Tactical Village 3:54 - The Apartment 5:10 - The Vulture 6:13 - Cop Con 6:44 - The Overmining 7:14 - The Ebony Falcon 8:25 - Skyfire Cycle
TheFrozen Dawn Boyle was just making a silly word play joke. "Wiest" rhymes with "yeast". The funny thing is the long pause and constant face zooming shows Jake is just so done with boyle and his stupid jokes 😂
Boyle's entire deal is that he just has no concept of what's appropriate to say, which is why he keeps saying gross things in public. Like more than half his jokes are about that.
Brooklyn Nine Nine has given weird meanings to so many words that used to seem normal to me... hot damn, bullpen, yeast, cool, nodoubt, bingpot, yogurt, Kelly, Nikolaj, shampooing hair, Cheddar, Rosa, my left, robes, Halloween, turkey day, punk, velvet, thunder, aged .....
Andy is such an amazing actor. On the Diane “Weisst” one you can see Joe (Boyle) is about to crack but Andy’s consistent confused face is just the best!
I think the purpose of this compilation is all the opening scenes (before titles) where jake felt most uncomfortable or something like that. The title, 'Cold Opens' is a joke itself, like a cold case is a case that has not been fully solved, and as we know jake doesnt like an unsolved case :)
Andy samberg is honestly just playing himself under a different name. all of his acting, from the facial expressions, laughter and tone of voice is just so genuine, especially in the "charles got deflowered by a grandma" bit and the "Hitchcock nearly drowns in a bowl of water" bit
The joke, just like the vast majority of jokes involving Boyle, is that he says gross and awkward things at the wrong time, and doesn't understand why he shouldn't do that. In this case, his joke is so gross and weird that Jake is literally left speechless, and Boyle isn't picking up the message that he should stop talking.
Where Jake cracks up at his desk that is a genuine Andy Samberg crack up. They kept that take because it was in character to how Jake would react to Boyle's vivid descriptions.
They definitely overdid this in the later seasons a bit and relied too much on Holt doing out of character things for laughs. But still who cares, it just works
VeryBeiez nah it’s more a mutual growth thing. Holt taught jake the importance of dressing and acting properly and jake taught him how to loosen up and enjoy life more. We also see little of holt’s personal life in the earlier seasons so seeing him out of a professional context helps.
2:45 I've always been curious about why Captain Holt, an incredibly organised and efficient man has 393 unread emails. If you look at my phone and then at my brothers phone I never have any unread emails because I scour them daily and either read or delete them. My brother has hundreds upon hundreds of unread emails because he never deletes any. Captain Holt seems like a guy who would read any message relevant to him and delete everything else immediately upon receiving it.
Is it? Some of them I don't remember seeing (probably actually haven't seen them properly yet) but I feel like I saw the oldest arrest one and that it went long enough to complete the sentence.
I'm so obsessed with this show that I've watched it uncountable times and RUclips keeps feeding me these clips like "here, let me help you with your addiction of Brooklyn 9-9" haha
"Do you see me as a father figure, Peralta?" _"No!! If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bOTHERing me"_ Hoo boy I love this show's development a lot okay
I really like Holt's character development. It was from a cold person to an open one of the 99 fun guy. highlights i like was his velvet thunder, joining the full bullpen and the Halloween heists which now has become a 99 tradition
The freaking zooms in the yeast one does it for me oh my god
(thats the point) lol
And the fact that the clip just cuts before he can finish the word yeast 😂😂😂 "Like YEE!" Everytime I see that clip I'm in tears
Brilliant editing on top of that. It's goddamn glorious. Cant stop watching.
Can't stop watching it really
That clip gives me strong vine vibes
I love the "oldest bag" one because at 6:06 Andy Samberg actually broke and his laugh is real but he stayed in character so they kept it in. Love them so much. Nine nine!
Sakina Saifee proof?
@@MidnightShayd Look up Brooklyn 99 cast favorite cold opens and go to Melissa Fumero's (Amy on the show). She explains that the oldest bad one is her favorite because Andy laughed for real.
When he's cracking up and putting his hands at his ears, you can even hear Andy Samburg say "Joe", as in the actor who plays Charles lol. But it's kinda quiet so it doesn't break the spell
@@karimqk1895 i do hear he saying "nooo"
NINE NINE
1:40 how come i never noticed scully's megaphone till today lol ive watched this episode like 8 times
brian philips I know right. It's so crazy how many times I've watched B99 episodes. The replay value is too high
You would be a bad detective
brian philips 3
what episode is the first one?
why was he holding a megaphone again?
Jake calling holt dad is my all time favorite 😂😂😂😂
3:30
Amy: Will your first dance be to You Give Me Fever?
Terry: Will you be serving crab at the reception?
Gina: dÖ YØu HāvĘ hêRPėŚ?
8:24 is my favorite. I watched it yesterday
5:30 You know, I forget a lot but Scully might have actually been a good detective back in the day. He's weird and gross which is why he and Hitchcock work so well together-- But he might've been great in his field before then.
Why didn’t they put the tarantula opening!? That was like the funniest thing ever
Ikr
04:10
THANKS DAD
B99 is refenrencing Philippines throughout the series
Woah Holt looked so young in the first season.
5:09 I wanted to see the game of catch
LIKE YEAST 😂😭💀
my favorites:
-like YEAST
-oldest arrests
-the full bullpen
TELL ME WHYYYY
I dont get the like YEAST joke
Alexander Oliveira He watched a movie with Dianne Wiest in it and he made a nerdy pun. I can relate...
Idk man Kelly is a good one too
tamy cruz yassssss
"do you wanna know how i actually hurt my wrist"
holt said WANNA
*WHICH MEANS HE WAS LYING!*
HES LYING!
In hindsight, Holt would totally take fake pictures with a hula hoop just to mess with Jake
No he just said want to really fast
He also said “I’ve mastered all the moves”
“You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?”
“I’d like that...”
my obsession with this is borderline unhealthy
Yup
SAMESIES
onyourleftbooob amateur numbers son 😂
Sammy You're so obsessed thatyou look like Amy Santiago
Rebble omg I kind of do! never even thought of that before
2:47 The look on Holt's face 😂 I CAN'T
You sick son of a bitch! - Best intro ever, lol
*THE FULL BULLPEN*
national treasure
Woo!
(BTW: 400th Thumbs up)
Still my favourite opening
@@Brunosius lol me too
when is that?
weaste infection will always be a fave just for jakes face
Edwick96 LIKE YEAST
They should have added cricket noises for the yeast one when there is the massive silence
the zooms killed me omg
MsMiedor no wtf
I totally agree that was hilarious 😂
COLD OPENING BY TIMESTAMP:
0:00 - The Tagger
1:27 - Unsolvable
2:51 - Tactical Village
3:54 - The Apartment
5:10 - The Vulture
6:13 - Cop Con
6:44 - The Overmining
7:14 - The Ebony Falcon
8:25 - Skyfire Cycle
Ricey Martin thank you so much
"Will your first dance be to 'You give me fever'?"
"Will you be serving crabs at the reception?"
"Do you have herpes?"
Noah Duncan "I made a rash decision"
Holly 87 I was itching to say it
Proudly - I have an STD!
*i HaVe An StD...*
That one gets me every time.
*LIKE YEA-*
mini ninja can you explain that one to me? Why yeast? Is it a running gag that i missed or what?
TheFrozen Dawn Boyle was just making a silly word play joke. "Wiest" rhymes with "yeast". The funny thing is the long pause and constant face zooming shows Jake is just so done with boyle and his stupid jokes 😂
when a comment has 667 likes and above you know people liked the hell out of it
YEET
Boyle's entire deal is that he just has no concept of what's appropriate to say, which is why he keeps saying gross things in public. Like more than half his jokes are about that.
6:57 the whole staredown will never not be hilarious. a true laugh out loud sequence.
SparkzMxzXZ And the way that they zoom in every time lol
LIKE YYEEAASSTT
I Love how they cut the scene before Charles finish his word
6:06 Jake/Andy's laugh sounded so genuine
Meiji That's because he's actually laughing there.. they decided to keep that scene in the episode.
Right? I thought I was the only one who thought that. Felt so real. Looks like it was great improv.
Jo probably dis impro so he was laughing
So true
I think Melissa said that this is her favorite cold open because that's actually Andy laughing.
Brooklyn Nine Nine has given weird meanings to so many words that used to seem normal to me... hot damn, bullpen, yeast, cool, nodoubt, bingpot, yogurt, Kelly, Nikolaj, shampooing hair, Cheddar, Rosa, my left, robes, Halloween, turkey day, punk, velvet, thunder, aged .....
Freda Jian ikr!!
Not to mention "it's heist time!"
succulent
onyourleftbooob 'my left' from doug judy, 'aged' from capt holt not giving away too much!
Ashton Payne omg..succulent...
Andy is such an amazing actor. On the Diane “Weisst” one you can see Joe (Boyle) is about to crack but Andy’s consistent confused face is just the best!
No "HOT DAMN"? Come on, that's peak Holt!
I think the purpose of this compilation is all the opening scenes (before titles) where jake felt most uncomfortable or something like that. The title, 'Cold Opens' is a joke itself, like a cold case is a case that has not been fully solved, and as we know jake doesnt like an unsolved case :)
Andre added that part himself, wasn't in the script
Father Figure is my fave cold open, never gets old
Samberg's little giggle at 6:06 kills me!
I heard that they sometimes improvise their lines, so I'm pretty sure thats Andy's real reaction 😂 I love it!
Yes, he's soooo cute!
It is! Melissa said Andy was genuinely laughing at Joe
So was Stephanie Beatriz
Andy samberg is honestly just playing himself under a different name. all of his acting, from the facial expressions, laughter and tone of voice is just so genuine, especially in the "charles got deflowered by a grandma" bit and the "Hitchcock nearly drowns in a bowl of water" bit
The FBP will always be my most favorite opening.
theklewerz mine 2... It was hilarious...
THE FULL BULL PEN!
theklewerz ،
the diane wiest is up there too ahahahaha
theklewerz Mine too, plus the one with Daddy issues.
Nothing beats LIKE YEAST
like yeet
THE FULL BULLPEN!!!!!
I don't get this one, can someone explain?
The joke, just like the vast majority of jokes involving Boyle, is that he says gross and awkward things at the wrong time, and doesn't understand why he shouldn't do that. In this case, his joke is so gross and weird that Jake is literally left speechless, and Boyle isn't picking up the message that he should stop talking.
Also Dianne Wiest is an actress, and Wiest rhymes with yeast.
"like YEAST"
I never understood that joke, I'm not mother tongue :(
The joke is slow unprofessional zoom in to face like every office joke ever. Also yeast infection is piss infection.
The joke is that Boyle doesn't know when to shut up.
6:09 - Boyle "she had a replacement hip that had some serious torque... it was like having sex with a Transformer !! "
hahahahahahaha...
Even Scully is disgusted at it, watch his reaction during it
SteadieCee hahahaha
6:03 onwards, till the end of that scene, can not be scripted. It has to be improv. Those have to be samberg's actual reactions !
Even Rosa is laughing genuinelly there
From what I’ve heard in interviews I think I was scripted but Andy and Stephanie broke character hence why they have such genuine reactions 😂
Rg Equestrian what video?
their reactions are just too realistic and ooc it's hilarious
Where Jake cracks up at his desk that is a genuine Andy Samberg crack up. They kept that take because it was in character to how Jake would react to Boyle's vivid descriptions.
Boyle:
Jake:
Boyle:
Jake:
Boyle: *”LIKE YEA-“*
9:43 After Holt yells "THE FULL BULLPEN" Jake's happy face kills me everytime. Proud father and son.
6:06 Jake, your Andy is showing...😍
i cant be the only one who has re-watched all seasons at least 5 times
Cal you're not. this show is amazing
I trewatched them haha
Same here,one of my fav shows ever
U ain't alone
The one with boyles arrest felt looks like real reactions hahaha
BarryNotSoFast i thought so too!!
I thought that too, especially andy's laugh seems very natural and that's why I love that scene so much
Plus rosa smiled there too
jakes laugh was so much like andy's laugh!! so i think it was actually andy laughing in this scene
Louis Albert Serrano they all broke out of character in that scene
9:17 "you're doing amazing sweetie"
I love 5:48 Even Scully is grossed out.
I know right Andy's laugh gets me everytime it looks so real
I wouldn't laugh TOO hard at Jake calling Holt "Dad", Amy. Glass houses, and all.
9:45 first time seeing holt hype over something he should be pissed about ;)
How could you get mad at someone who comoleted a *FULL BULLPEN* ?
They're definitely rubbing off on him
They definitely overdid this in the later seasons a bit and relied too much on Holt doing out of character things for laughs. But still who cares, it just works
VeryBeiez nah it’s more a mutual growth thing. Holt taught jake the importance of dressing and acting properly and jake taught him how to loosen up and enjoy life more. We also see little of holt’s personal life in the earlier seasons so seeing him out of a professional context helps.
"Because no one will ever believe u". That look.damn holt 😂😂
6:06 Ladies and Gentleman Andy’s beautiful and genuine laugh 😂
Does anyone know if Jake's laugh at 6:06 was scripted? it sounded like it was his genuine reaction to Boyle's line
Joseph. Would you laugh like that if someone said that
Yeah i would. I dont have quite a “masculine” laugh if there is such thing. What’s wrong with a giggly laugh?
It sounds to genuine to be fake
Joseph. Yeah it’s probably improve
From what I’ve heard in interviews Andy Samberg broke character and that was his genuine reaction to it 😂
9:26 when you're dead inside but you still have to go to school
Beatrix Blackbeak lol more like 6:15 😂
Thea Louise lol
I always lose it when the arrested guy starts cheering during the FBP 😂😂
Amy is evil lol. The way she walked over so happily when Holt called everyone to call out Jake.
2:45 I've always been curious about why Captain Holt, an incredibly organised and efficient man has 393 unread emails. If you look at my phone and then at my brothers phone I never have any unread emails because I scour them daily and either read or delete them. My brother has hundreds upon hundreds of unread emails because he never deletes any. Captain Holt seems like a guy who would read any message relevant to him and delete everything else immediately upon receiving it.
Holy Rhino maybe it's because Gina is his assistant 🤗
Holy Rhino uu
I have a couple of thousands i think im in to deep
"Ba-da BA ba-daaaa!!!"
World Wide Wong Damn I started singing along.
How?, there are no lyrics ^^
...bubadum bum bum
too bad they cut it short :/
7:09 "LIKE YEET"
Jammy Dodger
I think that was supposed to be Yeast
That does even look like a garbage dump from the Philippines and I'm from there.
Actually it should just be a picture of the map of the Philippines, everywhere is a garbage dump in this country.
Jannelle Pracullos Could'nt agree more. I'm from there.
Is tHaT a FiLipInO rEfeRenCe?
The oopsie-doodle.
That was awesome! Except for the bad editing where some lines got cut off for no real reason at all
thats how its done in the show...for comedic effect....
Is it? Some of them I don't remember seeing (probably actually haven't seen them properly yet) but I feel like I saw the oldest arrest one and that it went long enough to complete the sentence.
Yeah, they cut Jake's "That is no one's fantasy!"!
I'm so obsessed with this show that I've watched it uncountable times and RUclips keeps feeding me these clips like "here, let me help you with your addiction of Brooklyn 9-9" haha
Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool
i have reached the point in life where i can quote the dad cold open word by word
Holts complete joy and excitement with "THE FULL BULLPEN!" is everything 😂😂😂
No hot damn, a shameful display.
The first few minutes are always the funniest.
Andy‘s laugh at 6:05 remains one of my favourite moments of this show
"Do you see me as a father figure, Peralta?"
_"No!! If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bOTHERing me"_
Hoo boy I love this show's development a lot okay
6:58 the CAMERA ZOOOOMS haha
Holt is such a savage and I love him 😂❤️
8:25 and that scene on is my fav
The Full Bullpin!
"A garbage dump in the Philippines" I thought I would see a photo of our congress. 🤣
9:23 Look at the cleaner in the background
The FBP!!!
the Diane weist opening will always be the funniest imo watched it about 50 times lol
I love Captain Holt!!! So much!!!
9:29 rosa's face XD
#shookt
8:24 is the FBP. You’re welcome
" I take it back Jake. Great Prank"
My first time watching the show and I'm already in love 😂
We need a Best of Adrian Pimento and the Vulture.
Mrs. Adriann YESSS
the last 2% is the most important part... that's why they leave it in the milk
1:16, thats when i started loving this show hahaah
"wanna talk about it over the catch game?"
"i like that."
This show has the BEST cold opens
The way they cut the "Yeast" joke made it sound like Charles is saying *yeet*
5:09 :DDD
Gutted that guessing why Amy was late wasn't in here
@@siddharthprasad3458 Andre improved that line as well lol
Andy's laugh in 6:06 is sooo adorable!
am i the only one who cant stop laughing at 1:17 hahah
I really like Holt's character development. It was from a cold person to an open one of the 99 fun guy. highlights i like was his velvet thunder, joining the full bullpen and the Halloween heists which now has become a 99 tradition
6:06 his laugh is so cute
My friend once said that the acting in Brooklyn nine nine is terrible, and that the show in general is terrible, she is not my friend anymore.
Thank god this amazing series got saved by NBC
0:49 DAMN, I'm a Filipino but it's TRUE; REALLY.
*gasp* you're gonna do the FBP
6:06 that laugh isn’t jake it’s just 100% Andy 😂😂
Std and oldest bags are my favourite openings
And FBP
@9:16 Amy's reaction is so wholesome
Kelly is Scully's dog! He is single bec his wife left him in earlier episode
The one that I always think of is the one with Scully’s dog or wife
My favs:
10. Oldest arrests
9. STDs
8. Holt calling out Jake
7. Drowning Hitchcock
6. Kelly
5. Holt’s broken wrist
4. Weist infection
3. Jake calling Holt Dad
2. The full bullpen
1. *TELL ME WHYYYYYY*
I love how happy Amy walks to see Jake be called out by Holt. Hahahahaha
The last one. I died inside.
Thank you for these, if the profit goes to the show im more than happy to subscribe and share.