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ABOUT BROOKLYN NINE-NINE
"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" follows the exploits of hilarious Det. Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and his stoically ever-professional captain, Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher), along with their diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD's 99th Precinct. In this final season of the series, Jake and the squad must try to balance their personal lives and their professional lives over the course of a very difficult year.
Rounding out the ensemble is Sgt. Amy Santiago (Melissa Fumera), who has a passion for organization and a weakness for dork dancing; Lt. Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews), a mountain of a man whose most powerful muscle is his sweetheart; Jake's best friend and human puppy dog, Det. Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio); and the incredibly secretive, tough-as-nails Rosa Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz). Also part of the Nine-Nine are veteran officers Det. Scully (Joel McKinnon Miller) and Det. Hitchcock (Dirk Blocker), whose only skill as police officers is their ability to make a passable pot of coffee.
Created by Emmy Award-winning writer/producers Dan Goor and Michael Schur, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" won the 2014 Golden Globe Awards for Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical and Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical (Samberg). Emmy winner Braugher earned four Emmy nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for his role as Capt. Holt.
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"MAYBE I DON'T HAVE A ARCHNEMESIS BECAUSE I SOLVE ALL MY CRIMES"
oh god that's genuinely one of my favourites xD
This was the only clip I actually forgot about. Kind of lucky for it, though, because I wasn't expecting it. I played it 3 times because it had me rolling. Terry was savage. 😆
Jake never emotionally recovered from that one
emooooootional damage
@@mrodgt yes exactly this was the only one I didn't remember. Atleast the video wasn't totally clickbait
it is on 19:20
I absolutely adore Holt's "Ive never been more shocked." Completely deadpan. Andre Braugher has perfect delivery.
One of the very first episodes showed him on the phone saying "That is without doubt the funniest thing I've ever heard" in his usual monotone delivery, I think that one and the scene where Boyle runs over his foot with his medical scooter and Holt says "You ran over my foot. I am in incredible pain." same delivery, are the ones that make me laugh the hardest every single time, and by now I must have rewatched all the episodes a good dozen times if not more
WHAT HE USED AN ABBREVIATION HE IS LYING
"You ran over my foot... I am in incredible pain!😐"
This is straight to the point
@@MiyanoShuumei I know what you mean, but I think it just happens when he's in extreme situations-bluffing at cards, or being caught by surprise and threatened by an old friend. Like the way the polygraph doesn't detect lies, it detects stress.
“How much fudge is in a calorie” - the most Scully type of question i can think of 😭
Yeah😂
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist2repent to Jake Peralta
Did we ever get an answer to that?
@@rynor2691yeah I am genuinely curious as to what a single calorie of fudge would look like
@@vexxamai googled it 😂 there’s 411 calories in 100g of fudge. So a single calorie of fudge is about 0.25g or 1/4 of a gram. Very very tiny 😢😢
“I don’t need any more input”
“Neither does your wife, I guess”
Whoever wrote this show is a genius
Schur is a genius. He also created Parks and Rec and The Good Place
@@Marsasaurus And the Office.
@beggingbugger just took the office forward, I don't think Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant would agree he deserves all the credit for that one!
Hard to say who deserves credit for that line. They would act out the scenes as the writer/s wrote them, but then the director would reshoot the scenes when someone had a “funnier” line to add. You wouldn’t know which is funnier because funny is a relative term, but it’s possible than one of the actors came up with that line.
“PHD - he even used their pet names” is such an under the radar joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
wait now i think i don’t get it
@@erinccainpretty huge d
@@erinccain Pretty Huge D***
@@erinccain me neither lol
I guess Gina thought PhD is a pet name??
"You have 10 minutes" is the kind of support, acceptance and understanding we all need in our lives.
❤
Amy getting so excited when she says "And blanks" is so cute
Then Jake managed to shoot blanks inside her for 4 years. Karma, I guess.
(I have seen some theory said that Jake was infertile because of the mumps. That’s why it took forever for them to have a baby.)
@@nont18411your crazy if you don’t think it’s simply from his absolutely horrible diet and life choices
@@ivy3204 people much worse off than him have babies too
That's so me, cause I never think of good replies on the spot, so if it happens I am so happy about it lmao
Y’all way too in deep
I love how Gina knows the gifts are from Kevin and Jake knows how to replace them.
Yessssssss
When Holt asked Boyle to teach him how to cook for Kevin, he did say that he doesn't care about food and "if it were possible, my entire diet would only consist of flavourless beige smoothies", but he really appreciate the stationary supplies, so he's right when he says "that man really knows me", he just doesn't know that the man in question is Jake, who knows him better than his own husband! It's so wholesome 🥲
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist2the only god I will repent to is Satan
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist2 I think I'll pass on that thanks
@0Onyx13 Right! Like why would Kevin send his Husband a bunch of foods he knows his husband won't really enjoy? Also it just shows how much Jake actually likes and cares about Holt that he knew how to fix it.
“Give it a whirl girl” easily one of the top 5 Holt lines
Yasss!
7:14 "If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like." This line always kills me!! 😂😂
Throughout his career, Jake got shot, stabbed and run over by a car. None of those hurt more than Terry's line "Maybe I don't have an arch-nemesis because I solved all my crimes"
These cold opens aren't random if you've watched the show 100 times 😂😂😂
Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
@@sayurimahabeer2358 forget to switch accounts?
@@Aliketr💀💀
@@Aliketr WHEEZING
@@Aliketrlet him cook 💀💀💀💀💀💀
“BIANCA! NOOOOOOO!!” will always be my favorite Boyle line 😭😭
His scream/squeal is one of the best noises to come out of that show
8:27 your welcome
The one where Jake describes Amy’s date as a murderer always cracks me up 😂. Her look when he describes the scar and shirt...
I'm pretty sure she was falling for it until at least the "Witnesses claim he has trouble fitting lettuce into his mouth" part
Definitely didn't forgot about them, watched every episode at least 50 times. Nobody beats that! 😂
Same. Waiting for a B99 Movie about Jake actually having an action movie moment.
@@t1mingisnecessaryyesssss make it happen peacock
how about 162 times
About 200 times S1-7 Season 8 didn't do it for me for some reason
Saw almost all the seasons like 10 times now, except the last one, they got really woke and boring in some of the chapters.
I love hw Kevin never once questioned them and immediately played along no questions
i love how he was so clearly about to go off once they were in the van and then he saw his husband
Jake did explain that they were under Holt's orders
"if you love someone, you'll remember what they look like" always kills me
Bold of the channel to assume we forgot about Jake ruining Amy's date, the Paris basket from Kevin, shaving Jake's Florida hair, Boyle's depressed dream or the fumigation. All CLASSIC cold opens!
"EAT THE NOTE!" makes me laugh every single time, and I've rewatched every episode so much so that I remember very well ALL of these, and it still makes me laugh!
"If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like"😭😭😭
"Maybe I don't have an arch-nemesis because I solve all my crimes" DAYUM! Change Terry's name to Wario because Jake just got beat.
Terry doesnt cheat tho
@@mrudulasrivatsalol true.
WARIO CHEATS
7:36 the cold open about Boyle’s goatee is one of my favorites because of how it perfectly displays the squad’s dynamic
"Hello, Kevin. It's me, Raymond Holt." 18:30
LOL
"because I love the seagulls" somehow still sticks even after all these years lol
Can I just say that the addition of Pimento was spectacularly brilliant. Someone needs to dig into that decision because it could've gone horribly wrong but instead absolutely redefined the zeitgeist and tee'd up the following seasons,. Genius, talent, and amazing casting!
The sass “They’re 👏not👏 here👏”
Can we talk about how “untoasted bread” is just…. bread? 😂
yum
5:34 I always found it really sweet how Jake blame the ants knstead of Amy, I really thought they were gonna make a fuss about ir
OMG THE SEARCH HISTORY VIRUS 😭😭😭
id pay so much to rewatch this all again for the 1st time 😭
We all know we all remember all of them. But we're just glad to have another compilation to give us an excuse to watch them again.
How could anyone possibly forget Pimento hiding in Nikolaj's closet?!
NIKOlaj
It's Nikolaj
The way Jake says "I'm stuck" when he is in the vending machine cracks me up every time! 😂😂😂😂
I do art….also…jake is broke…makes sense
1:59 I love how Terry looked around to make it not obvious, but then jake looking around being as conspicuous as possible 😂😂
My favourite (not in this video) is the one where they move the podium and captain hilt’s reaction is pure gold. Always cracks me up how not holy his laugh is!
Terry's "eat the note" always kills me.😂
Can never forget nor dislike any of these classic opens, Especially the one where Captain Holt already had a plan with Terry and Jake to take care of Charles's goatee "Jeffords, Peralta - Now" 😂
Okay, but that input joke by Rosa and the blank joke by Amy were pretty good.😉😆
Also, I don’t blame Jake’s date for leaving him in the second one.😅😂
That ant one gave me flashbacks to when I had an ant infestation in my room.😥
cringe🥰😊😅
@@naomi_mayyy 😂😂
"AND BLANKS!"
Gotta love how proud Amy is of that one.
Forgotten? A lot of these live in my head rent free (also, Stephanie Beatriz would be a dope actress for playing Shego in a live action Kim Possible)
This is something ive never thought about, but it's a perfect fit. Your mind is beautiful
15:03 Boyle’s scream when he found Pimento 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
The monster in the closet open is literally the best there is
“Hey chuck, it’s pimento!” Probably my favorite line from the show
The closest I got to “forgetting” a cold open was the “pity Holt cold case”, and even then I remembered it for those details.
"And I wear that search like a badge of honor." one of my favorites ever
bold of you to assume that I forgot these 😂
Cold opens you definently forgot about?
As the great detective Jake Peralta once said:
"That's a pretty f*cked up thing to say to me"
As someone who has seen the show 10+ times, I see this as an absolute win
"It's me, Raymund Holt" to his 20 years of husband.
The "Daniel Craig hands + closeup" is less weird than you think. In the bond film "Skyfall" There was a scene where bond had to be barehanded but was shot with him wearing gloves, so in the scene his hands look al bulgy cause they had to digitally paint over thick leather gloves with Craigs hands.
Amy Santiago?.... Is that you???? 😂
"I am wagging Brenda!"
“definitely forgot about”? you’re terribly underestimating my brooklyn nine nine addiction
5:20 "We're the solution." Hitchcock is so funny LMAO
we do not forget these scenes, but I do forgot they were cold opens
The title did not lie. I completely forgot about these cold opens
That man really knows me !!! " It was so sweet !! I can't help but smile ear to ear whenever i see that scene .
“Trunk to skunk” made me bust out laughing.
'If you love someone, you will rememeber what they look like' - Raymond Holt 😂
The pimento in the closet one is a classic
8:27 I always crack up when Boyle gets all high pitched, it's hilarious!!
"Sergeant is this going on your Spermanent record?" KILLEEED MEE
That last clip had me dying lmao. That burn actually had Jake messed up 😂😂😂
Adrian in the wardrobe is probably one of my favourite cold opens. That, the backstreet boys open and the late Amy opening
“they’re in my yogurt. now it’s personal” please terry cracks me UP 😂😂😂
Bold of this channel to assume we don't know EVERY SINGLE cold open by heart.
How could we forget boyle's dream opener? It was one of the bests in my opinion.
omg just notices in the dude that santiago is dating , is wearing the same costume ensemble that she wears with boyle in another episode XD
The vasectomy jokes are one of my favorites because Amy gets in on it and in the most Jake way possible says "I couldn't resist it sorry."
You cant forget it when your a super fan and have watched it 100 times
I was about to ask where’s the marshmallow one but then I remembered this is a video on the cold opens forgotten about, no way someone’s forgetting that one! 😂
i remember them.
how dare you doubt me?
Brooklyn 99 is legendary and the first 2 seasons are AMAZING!
what's ur opinion on the other seasons
@@lucifermorningstar8098 Personally I think it's awesome for the first 4 seasons, then dips a little for the next 3 (but still really good). And I never made it past the first 10 minutes of season 8.
I forgot none. Give me any random scene from modern family or b99 and I may even be able to tell you the next few scenes😅
No way, I could forget 1:57 and 14:37
captain holt saying that man really knows me... holding the rubber band bag😁
The "maybe I don't have an archnemesis because I solve all my crimes" is such sick burn! My jaw dropped the first time I heard it.
"I am wagging Brenda!" The way he yells it always gets me, I love Andy Samberg
Sir having watched this show 50 times, I can guarantee I have not forgotten any of these
My favorite one is the one with nikolaj and Adrian pimento I loved the way they all screamed
"If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like"
One of the funniest cold opens 18:53
If I had a nickle for every time the 99 shaved off a member's hair through force, I'd have two nickles.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
“-aaand I’m stuck. I’M STUUUUUUUUUCK!”
realising i watched this show too much because i know what happens in almost all of them (dialogue too)
I never forget cold openings.
The realest thing I’ve ever heard
I love how Jake is dead serious in the Johnny franzia cold open
i remember all but two of those cold opens, a lot of them were very memorable
I AM WAGGING BRENDA - Gets me every time
It was very bold of B99 creators to assume I’d forgotten these. Impossible when you’ve watched the show a million times
Didnt forget abt any of these lol, all legendary
the john franzia bit is hilarious, terry does the face xD
Remember all of these
I've watched the show so many times i dont forget
Pimento in Nikolaj’s closet is my all time favorite cold open 😂😂😂
2:59 Scully emptying a jar of sugar into his coffee
04:23 Holt's expression after jake spits in his bin gets me every time 🤣
"Chocolate is the devil's carob"
"And carob is Satan's raisin"
Lmao
Charles is such a good dad.
If you love your family,you would remember what they look like😂
the razzmatazz one is one of my faves 😂
Boyles dog scream gets me every time 😂