heheheha... Huh. So you're Jack. I want him... dead. Nothing personal, 'course. Africa's just gettin' a bit too peaceful. Business ain't been the same since they shut down SOP. "A clean break from the war economy." Huh. Well some of us liked that economy. How's an honest warmonger supposed to make a living? Hahahahaha Don't worry now, I won't. Not while he's still useful. So long... Hah! Too little, too late, hero. I won't be needing my little shield here any longer. What about all the good things war has done for us? Why don't we ever hear speeches about that? Jobs, technology, a common purpose... You ain't listenin'... All we're saying is... give war a chance! Ehehehahaha He's all yours, Sam! Then send us what you do have. We've already commenced VR training. Yup, same one ol' Georgy-boy used on the kids in Liberia. Of course it's wired straight to the brain now. Feels as real as anything else. And your work is late. We need to ship before our cover is blown. We've got some assholes snooping around... Huh. You killed Monsoon. I'm impressed. The brains are in the server room undergoing training. Knock yourself out. Go nuts. Shhh, don't disrupt the students while class is in session. I believe you're familir with the lesson plan... The same regiment you went through in Liberia. Effective program. Just look how you turned out. Of course, running it in the real world just got a bit too complicated. Doing it virtually, though? No fuss, no muss. Straight to the brain. It's like a dream. Well, maybe "dream" is the wrong word. They do kill some POWs... some civilians eheheheha... They enjoy it though. We give their pleasure centers a nice big jolt every time hahaha. Plus they get a shiny new body as a graduation present. Another thing you have in common... And kids are cruel. All people are, by nature-- they just lose touch with it as they get older. Start thinking they know right and wrong. "That's immoral!" War crime-this, Code of Conduct-that... Kids you can mold, manipulate into performing all kinds of atrocities-- and there's nothing like a good atrocity to keep a war going. Uh, You just don't see the bigger picture, do ya? Say you bring this whole place down, waltz outta the rubble with all these precious brains... Nothing changes. All the guys in charge are long gone. And we've got offices 'round the world. We're just suppliers. We don't create the market for war. Hohohoho, Those guys just managed the war economy-- they didn't invent it. Didja think every battle in history was all part of some big ol' conspiracy? Bullshit! War is just part'a who we are. Why fight it? Anyway, none of this will matter in three hours. Demand for PMCs is about to skyrocket. Like the good ol' days after 9/11! Not here. Follow me. How's this, Jack? We can play up here without damaging the merchandise. Hehehehehe Don't matter-- you're too late. Even at Mach 2 you wouldn't make it. And killing you is gonna take some time: slow, and painful. Like i said, kids are cruel, Jack. And I'm very in touch with my inner child. UEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... You can be crueler than that, Jack. Cry for mercy! What the...? The fuck...?! Dammit! EHEHAHA! C'mon, try 'n' hit me! Beg for your life! Υou can't break this shield, Jack. Don't fuck with me, Jack! Can't lay a finger on me! Christ...! Pointless. I'll bathe in your blood! Too slow! Damn... This is fun! EHEHAHA! UGRRRRRRREH! I'll split you in two! Tough luck. Something wrong? Not enough, Jack! Ah, this looks useful. I love this shit! I'M F U C K I N G I N V I N C I B L E !! Son of a bitch... You... got me. Playtime's over, Jack. Time to die! Christ...! Attaboy, Jack... He'll... launch... Operation... Tecumseh... I've already said too much... I have a call to make... Asshole. He's good... real good... You knew this would happen, didn't ya... Well, you'll get your wish... Up to you, now, Sam... L I K E T H E G O O D O L' D A Y S A F T E R 9/ 1 1!
You should do another one of maliketh and placideux but trying to fix placideux talking sync problem, like one of the heads is talking slower or out of sync
Honestly, the man needs a hug. If there was an option in the game, I would hug him instead of killing the poor guy. I can't imagine the mental scars that interacting with Godrick on a daily basis must cause.
Nothing reasonable about him, he’s completely loyal to a fascist theocracy that threw him in a sewer as a child for being born “wrong”. And he’s an addict.
Morgott’s one to talk, he himself could use a bath. Maybe instead of being addicted to crab he should be addicted to using soap, at least according to Radagon.
That will either be a bloodbath or a lot of awkward and unintentional homo-erotic regrets that will end in a bloodbath, and either way it will be glorious 😂
“Why can’t you be MORE like Mohg? He’s the COOL Omen!” Realist thing Godrick has said. Morgott would have to work extremely hard to get on Mohg’s level. First step is to beat his boiled crab addiction. Second is to stop stanning a glowing parasitic tree that hates everyone. Maybe then he’d be half as cool as Mohg.
@@TheUndeadHumor my favourite character..... Mostly because of these videos.... The true lore of elden ring... None of that Vaatividya bullshit, this is where its at!
I'm just imagining how a "creature" like him will even sound I'm expecting half of his lines to be threats in swears and the other half to be snorting noises
Apparently, it's cut content, but he's Godrick's bastard son. Gostoc may have also been an option to run the place, at one point. Zullie the Witch goes a bit more into it.
Definitely the best one so far in terms of writing and entertainment 😂 you deserve far more views and subs because this is a brilliant series you've got going. Maybe some day someone will animate the entire thing (wherever it may lead lol) keep up the great work!
@@TheUndeadHumor Tbh caelid sounds worse to live in Between the human sized insects, giant birds, and lake full of scarlet rot and not to mention a certain gravity magic wielding general I think I'll stay in farum azula, the beast men up there are all you can eat
Gigachad Godrick with massive dragon member vs Virgin Morgott with a DISGUSTING tail Anyway, I think Godrick should hire Ryadrick the Golden as his guard. Nobody is gonna kill someone that cute!
You know, the funny thing is despite being given the most crap out of every demigod, and despite the game itself not doing much with the idea, Godrick really could, quite easily, be the most powerful one being in the Lands Between. Given time to take parts from things like the ancient dragons or death rite birds, bit more time to build himself into something less ramshackle, and he could put even Radahn to shame.
@Umbra Ursus yes, but we also manage to kill an outer God's vessel and an emperyan in God form, yet manage to die to some random godrick solider in gatefront
much like radahn with the malenia button, you DONT press the mohg button with morgott. Maybe him, Ranni and Rennala should have that Godfrey Adventure together, might be a good mood cleanser...
i would love to imagine future therapy sessions would be radahn and malenia confessing their interest in each other and resolving the fight issue as radahn beat malenia, waited for her to put her arm back on, broke said arm, i then think he got nuked and she lived because her knights then fought and stabbed him while she was dragged off to the tree, another session of her radahn and milicent and a family therapy and her finding out shes her daughter and a group therapy session of all the god families and perhaps also as a separate idea potential weddings as what better place for godrick to prove his rizz and chadness than to marry radagons wife at the same church she married him while also being the better dad. perhaps also as a different idea the different god/demigod families meet such as rykard and his family and such and basically have a meet and greet
Godrick have my respect 'cause he's the only one that call Gideon by his name correctly XD Edit: WOW, wait, wait, he grafted new feet for Radahn??? Now this monster really have a place in my heart, the kind of place with a chair near to fireplace and a bowl of cookies.
These videos always make my day. I love the way you've portrayed the characters and their interactions are endlessly funny. Keep up the awesome work :D
I think one with all the people who give you special runes, like Fia, Dung Eater, Goldmask/Corhyn and Shabriri for the frenzied flame would be cool. Ranni might have to be absent, but the rest interacting and arguing why their ideals for the age they seek would be interesting. Or an interaction of the Dung Eater with like Mohg or someone to have him get a therapy session, I think they all need one. Maybe even Goldmask talking to Morgott, trying to explain Marika and Radagon are the same person? Just spitballing a few ideas, sorry if this is too much, haha
@@miimiibeschde4818 No his God abandoned him there is nothing saying they were beaten by the erdtree. The gravel stone talisman pretty much directly states that the dragons served the Greater Will.
Not even close, the best demigod is Miquella. He saw the failures of the Golden Order and went and started his own government to help people, even those that were discriminated against by the Golden Order. He worked to cure Malenia of the Scarlet Rot, worked to stem the influence of Outer Gods from meddling with the lives of mortals, and worked to provide a home to those rejected by the Golden Order. Meanwhile Morgott stans a fascist theocracy and spends all his time killing Tarnished instead of helping improve things as King of Leyndell.
@@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64 Nah, Miquella is not good either, it is explicitly stated that those who love Miquella are charmed by him, it is stated in the description of Bewitching Branch, which turns foes into allies, Miquella is not better than the other demigods.
You know what, Morgott deserves better. At least he TRIED with this, he did say something nice about the multi-limbed freak despite his hatred. Morgott needs to do more self care, I hope he can hang out with his dad more now that he isn't playing bodyguard.
Forget the comment about the "Harlots" I started feeling most bad when my poor turtle pope innocently questioned 1:50 "your RIZZ?" completely unaware of this foul modern speech that has invaded the Lands Between.
Great video once again, you should one day make a video called: "Maliketh visit his sister and brother inside the erdtree" If they dont let him in he will just kill the vines anyway lol
"Man-serpent eggs, what the DEVIL!?"
FR lol
Yes...devil, fry, boil, scramble the list goes on.
heheheha...
Huh. So you're Jack.
I want him... dead.
Nothing personal, 'course.
Africa's just gettin' a bit too peaceful.
Business ain't been the same since they shut down SOP.
"A clean break from the war economy."
Huh. Well some of us liked that economy.
How's an honest warmonger supposed to make a living?
Hahahahaha
Don't worry now, I won't. Not while he's still useful.
So long...
Hah! Too little, too late, hero.
I won't be needing my little shield here any longer.
What about all the good things war has done for us?
Why don't we ever hear speeches about that?
Jobs, technology, a common purpose...
You ain't listenin'...
All we're saying is... give war a chance!
Ehehehahaha
He's all yours, Sam!
Then send us what you do have.
We've already commenced VR training.
Yup, same one ol' Georgy-boy used on the kids in Liberia.
Of course it's wired straight to the brain now.
Feels as real as anything else.
And your work is late.
We need to ship before our cover is blown.
We've got some assholes snooping around...
Huh. You killed Monsoon. I'm impressed.
The brains are in the server room undergoing training.
Knock yourself out.
Go nuts.
Shhh, don't disrupt the students while class is in session.
I believe you're familir with the lesson plan...
The same regiment you went through in Liberia.
Effective program. Just look how you turned out.
Of course, running it in the real world just got a bit too complicated.
Doing it virtually, though?
No fuss, no muss. Straight to the brain.
It's like a dream.
Well, maybe "dream" is the wrong word.
They do kill some POWs... some civilians eheheheha...
They enjoy it though.
We give their pleasure centers a nice big jolt every time hahaha.
Plus they get a shiny new body as a graduation present.
Another thing you have in common...
And kids are cruel.
All people are, by nature--
they just lose touch with it as they get older.
Start thinking they know right and wrong.
"That's immoral!"
War crime-this, Code of Conduct-that...
Kids you can mold, manipulate into performing all kinds of atrocities--
and there's nothing like a good atrocity to keep a war going.
Uh, You just don't see the bigger picture, do ya?
Say you bring this whole place down,
waltz outta the rubble with all these precious brains...
Nothing changes.
All the guys in charge are long gone.
And we've got offices 'round the world.
We're just suppliers.
We don't create the market for war.
Hohohoho, Those guys just managed the war economy--
they didn't invent it.
Didja think every battle in history was all part of some big ol' conspiracy?
Bullshit!
War is just part'a who we are. Why fight it?
Anyway, none of this will matter in three hours.
Demand for PMCs is about to skyrocket.
Like the good ol' days after 9/11!
Not here.
Follow me.
How's this, Jack?
We can play up here without damaging the merchandise.
Hehehehehe Don't matter--
you're too late.
Even at Mach 2 you wouldn't make it.
And killing you is gonna take some time:
slow, and painful.
Like i said,
kids are cruel, Jack.
And I'm very in touch with my inner child.
UEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
You can be crueler than that, Jack.
Cry for mercy!
What the...?
The fuck...?!
Dammit!
EHEHAHA!
C'mon, try 'n' hit me!
Beg for your life!
Υou can't break this shield, Jack.
Don't fuck with me, Jack!
Can't lay a finger on me!
Christ...!
Pointless.
I'll bathe in your blood!
Too slow!
Damn... This is fun! EHEHAHA!
UGRRRRRRREH!
I'll split you in two!
Tough luck.
Something wrong?
Not enough, Jack!
Ah, this looks useful.
I love this shit!
I'M F U C K I N G I N V I N C I B L E !!
Son of a bitch... You... got me.
Playtime's over, Jack. Time to die!
Christ...!
Attaboy, Jack...
He'll... launch... Operation... Tecumseh...
I've already said too much...
I have a call to make...
Asshole.
He's good... real good...
You knew this would happen, didn't ya...
Well, you'll get your wish...
Up to you, now, Sam...
L I K E T H E G O O D O L' D A Y S A F T E R 9/ 1 1!
These degenerates just keep showing more of how bad they can be not as bad as Godrick and Mohg but some of the stuff they do can be very gross.
You should do another one of maliketh and placideux but trying to fix placideux talking sync problem, like one of the heads is talking slower or out of sync
I still love how Morgott is what happens when the voice of reason finally gets fed up with everyone's shit.
Godrick would drive even the Frenzied Flame mad!
@@TheUndeadHumor speaking of which, is shabriri ever going to show up in one of these?
Honestly, the man needs a hug. If there was an option in the game, I would hug him instead of killing the poor guy. I can't imagine the mental scars that interacting with Godrick on a daily basis must cause.
Nothing reasonable about him, he’s completely loyal to a fascist theocracy that threw him in a sewer as a child for being born “wrong”. And he’s an addict.
@@TheUndeadHumor Sounds like a great idea lmao
I like morgott, se seems more human than most of the demigods.
He is the most sane one I think
So does that make Rahdan second?
@@somerandomdude3729 Beneath his training programs and huge meteors, yes.
human or humane? because both o those he definetly isn't
The most humans is Ranni.
He says foul Tarnished so many times, you’d think they’d get the hint and use some soap
Hey, it's you! Is Elden Ring Chaotic Connect 4 ready yet?
Morgott’s one to talk, he himself could use a bath. Maybe instead of being addicted to crab he should be addicted to using soap, at least according to Radagon.
Miriel: "between godrick and mohg there CAN'T be a more terrible individual in the lands between..." *The freaky fecal feaster has entered the chat!*
The Nefarious Number Two NiBbLeR!!
The Crazy Caca Consumer!!
Based saint pfp
The HORRIBLE Poo Slurpeer!!!!
And let's not forget that despite the Dung Eater being a thing Shabriri is still the most reviled
Dear god, imagine the therapy session between Godfrey and Radagon would be like
That will either be a bloodbath or a lot of awkward and unintentional homo-erotic regrets that will end in a bloodbath, and either way it will be glorious 😂
God that would be a nightmare the for dog pope
Still waiting for the day godfrey finds out that radagon is his wife
@@hassanhadi5464 but how I loved you and you left me for yourself. Look babe it's not you it's just me and myself
Now morgott is going to loiter in the sewers with his brother
He is an expert at loitering
And play poker with the dungeater
“Why can’t you be MORE like Mohg? He’s the COOL Omen!” Realist thing Godrick has said. Morgott would have to work extremely hard to get on Mohg’s level. First step is to beat his boiled crab addiction. Second is to stop stanning a glowing parasitic tree that hates everyone. Maybe then he’d be half as cool as Mohg.
Mohg is pretty cool to be fair, the wings and drip are undeniable. He's also really strong!
You forget the abducting of shotas...
@@TheUndeadHumor my favourite character..... Mostly because of these videos.... The true lore of elden ring... None of that Vaatividya bullshit, this is where its at!
@@JonathanGhost42 And the Nihils... literal and metaphorical ones...
Ah so you're one of those "Erdtree parasite" guys, it's easy to see a Vaati fan out in the open.
I can't even begin to imagine Miriels terror, when he has a session with dungeater.
I'm just imagining how a "creature" like him will even sound I'm expecting half of his lines to be threats in swears and the other half to be snorting noises
Would be fun a session with dung eater and goldmask with the ligma meme voice
I would guess he grafted Radahn's feet because Radahn told him if he didn't do it he'll ride him instead of leonard 😂
Godrick’s memebers _are_ bigger than Leonard’s, so yeah, he’ll definitely ride Godrick. I think he even has a dragon sized one.
Godrick is the best surgeon in the Land's Between!
@@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64 no no! Not that kind of ride lmao
@@TheUndeadHumor he would be really useful IRL wouldn't he 🤔
Not gonna lie, that actually sounds kinda metal. It'd be like a pissed-off gorilla piggybacking a massive ax-wielding chimp.
Please i want a Mother-Son moment between Morgott and Rennala or anything. Please Just give my boi some Happiness🙏🏻
That could end up happening! Godfrey and Rennala do seem to have a bit of a thing for each other
@@TheUndeadHumor You are obligated as the stars say so! _Aims pizza cutter at you._
Morgott's mom is actually Marika.
@@callmetheunloved Marika doesn’t care about Morgott, or Mohg, unfortunately. Sort of like how Radagon is a bad father to Ranni, Rykard, and Radahn.
@@callmetheunloved They're saying Renalla should take in Morgott cause she's an actually good mother
Us tarnished do not want godrick dead.
We more of just walk past him and he somehow dies (and somehow loses 3 "members" with each complaint)
All of that grafting finally caught up with him
Wait... Godrick is the boss?! I thought it was the IMMOBILE dragon. He even spoke "BEAR WITNESS" and all... with all his dragon might
Godrick grafting Radahn some new feet made me respect him at least a bit.
although he probably only did it for his own satisfaction.
"I eagerly await news of your death. Goodbye!" is actually really cold and I hope to get an opportunity to say it to somebody in my life
I still struggle to this day to figure out where go stick really fits in this family and I mean that literally and mentally 😭
Morgott also wonders that
Apparently, it's cut content, but he's Godrick's bastard son. Gostoc may have also been an option to run the place, at one point. Zullie the Witch goes a bit more into it.
Ah that's an easy one. He fits in where everyone else in the demigod family does. In a coffin.
@@TheUndeadHumoryeah my fault on the spelling error meant to type in godrick
@@pigglywigglyvagodrick is probably godwyns grandson
I dont feel getting a bath from Godrick is good motivation to subscribe
Godrick's feelings will be hurt
I feel motivated..
I honestly can’t wait for the DLC new characters, new interactions it’s just going to be amazing 😂
Godrick: I don’t need protecting! I have Gostoc for that!
Everyone who killed Gostoc: Riiiiiiiight
Definitely the best one so far in terms of writing and entertainment 😂 you deserve far more views and subs because this is a brilliant series you've got going. Maybe some day someone will animate the entire thing (wherever it may lead lol) keep up the great work!
Thank you, I really appreciate that!
“Feed me limbs!”
*-Probably an Erdtree Avatar*
"Maybe You should have stayed in my shell this morning.."
-Church Turtle
Is this the kind of crap that happens in limgrave (sigh)
This is worse then living in a tornado
None of this stuff happens in Caelid, Gowry had the right idea
@@TheUndeadHumor
Tbh caelid sounds worse to live in
Between the human sized insects, giant birds, and lake full of scarlet rot and not to mention a certain gravity magic wielding general
I think I'll stay in farum azula, the beast men up there are all you can eat
@@TheKingofGods69420don’t forget giant dogs!!
@@ReDestrobo eh you see giant dogs once you see them 1000 times
@@TheKingofGods69420 and the cleanrot knights coming from the Lake
Words do not describe how much I love Godrick.
We need Gold-Mask to give Dog Pope a hand, he is clearly struggling...
"You should have died at the shattering"
**Lightning strikes**
I love Morgott's dialogue at the castle
1:13 He’s out of line, but he’s right!
Godrick can always hire that Limgrave Tree Sentinel, seems he looking for a new job.
Godrick's just salty that Morgott has 2 fights.
Three
Gigachad Godrick with massive dragon member vs Virgin Morgott with a DISGUSTING tail
Anyway, I think Godrick should hire Ryadrick the Golden as his guard. Nobody is gonna kill someone that cute!
Oh boy, I can't wait to see the Godrick's Castle Guardian interviews.
I never thought I would hear Godrick say "He is ruining my rizz"
NGL I thought morgott was about to say
"You survived because you ran away like little bitch!"
" I mean he's not lying, Godrick's great rune is good, unfortunately it's just at the wrong hands. "
I wonder how long it will take for Godfrey to go to therapy.
I think instead of Morgott sitting outside Stormveil. Godrick would prefer his identical twin Godefroy. If only he wasnt in jail.
Godrick offering people baths is the most horrifying thing I’ve heard this week
I love this series' takes on the Demigods, they're so lovable.
Honestly you can’t even blame Morgott dudes fed up with everyone’s shit and just wants a normal life.
I like how Godrick still doesn’t know what a reprobate is, amazing
We need more of the Vile Trinity of the Demigods: Mohg, Rykard, and Godrick. Those three work so well together.
Godric the grafted: subscribe and I'll give you a bath.
Me: no thanks I think I'd rather be bathed by a dragon in the lake of rot.
Subscribe OR I'll give you a bath may have been more appropriate
@@TheUndeadHumor Well when you put it like that. *Rapidly hit the subscribe button to avoid bath*
Watch Astel sound like a ancient terrifying eldritch being that even the demi God's will get shivers from it.
You know, the funny thing is despite being given the most crap out of every demigod, and despite the game itself not doing much with the idea, Godrick really could, quite easily, be the most powerful one being in the Lands Between. Given time to take parts from things like the ancient dragons or death rite birds, bit more time to build himself into something less ramshackle, and he could put even Radahn to shame.
Godfrey killed all of them before he can do it when they are combined just as easily
Yeah, but he has to kill those things to gain their power
@@doontary57 Hey, if we can manage it, I have confidence Godrick could... At least *try.*
@Umbra Ursus yes, but we also manage to kill an outer God's vessel and an emperyan in God form, yet manage to die to some random godrick solider in gatefront
@@doontary57 True, true.
much like radahn with the malenia button, you DONT press the mohg button with morgott. Maybe him, Ranni and Rennala should have that Godfrey Adventure together, might be a good mood cleanser...
i would love to imagine future therapy sessions would be radahn and malenia confessing their interest in each other and resolving the fight issue as radahn beat malenia, waited for her to put her arm back on, broke said arm, i then think he got nuked and she lived because her knights then fought and stabbed him while she was dragged off to the tree, another session of her radahn and milicent and a family therapy and her finding out shes her daughter and a group therapy session of all the god families and perhaps also as a separate idea potential weddings as what better place for godrick to prove his rizz and chadness than to marry radagons wife at the same church she married him while also being the better dad. perhaps also as a different idea the different god/demigod families meet such as rykard and his family and such and basically have a meet and greet
Don't you mean Godfrey instead of Godrick?
“Feed me limbs!” lmao
You dont want to lose to the Avatars
Godrick have my respect 'cause he's the only one that call Gideon by his name correctly XD
Edit: WOW, wait, wait, he grafted new feet for Radahn??? Now this monster really have a place in my heart, the kind of place with a chair near to fireplace and a bowl of cookies.
Please let Nepheli defeat Godrick, take his Great Rune and take his castle. Please.
Now i can see why miriel charges them so much for these sessions
the therapist knew witch one of them was the problem when he heard that Mohg was the cooler one
These videos always make my day. I love the way you've portrayed the characters and their interactions are endlessly funny. Keep up the awesome work :D
Thank you, I'm glad I can add joy to your day :-)
Man serpent eggs sounds great! Either you get cute lil guys to look after our plenty of protein!
I think one with all the people who give you special runes, like Fia, Dung Eater, Goldmask/Corhyn and Shabriri for the frenzied flame would be cool. Ranni might have to be absent, but the rest interacting and arguing why their ideals for the age they seek would be interesting. Or an interaction of the Dung Eater with like Mohg or someone to have him get a therapy session, I think they all need one. Maybe even Goldmask talking to Morgott, trying to explain Marika and Radagon are the same person? Just spitballing a few ideas, sorry if this is too much, haha
This may be weird but i really want a therapy session with Lansseax and Fortissax (maybe Placidusax)
Placidusax mad cuz his kids are down bad for servants of other outer gods
@@mateussantos8344 Placidusax was homies with The Greater Will he wouldn't mind
@@alfalldoot6715 not really
His god was defeated by the erdtree
Couples counseling with lansseax and vyke???
@@miimiibeschde4818 No his God abandoned him there is nothing saying they were beaten by the erdtree. The gravel stone talisman pretty much directly states that the dragons served the Greater Will.
I'm one of those guys that kills godrick out of hate
To be honest Godrick would probably give the best baths out of all the demigods
You should do Vyke and Lansseax. Bro needs some actual couples therapy ong. Both of them need to.
Holy hell godrick bringing up the great runes statistics was fantastic
"There are plenty of dangers lurking inside those harlots"
Thx for the offer Godrick but i like to keep my limbs attached to my body ... Where They Belong!
Flame of frenzy!!!! Flame of frenzy!!!!
Delayed attack's so real 😂
The urge to panic roll becomes too strong!
@@TheUndeadHumor Godrick has no right talking about delayed attacks as if he doesn't also do that shit
@@TheUndeadHumor really real
“The tarnished all what a piece of this action” 😭
Morgott is finally getting some progress now he must stop simping for that damn tree
I have said it before and I will say it until the erdrtree stops glowing in gold “morgott is the best demigod!”
Would have been the best demigod if he wasn't simping for that tree.
You mean Godrick
Not even close, the best demigod is Miquella. He saw the failures of the Golden Order and went and started his own government to help people, even those that were discriminated against by the Golden Order. He worked to cure Malenia of the Scarlet Rot, worked to stem the influence of Outer Gods from meddling with the lives of mortals, and worked to provide a home to those rejected by the Golden Order.
Meanwhile Morgott stans a fascist theocracy and spends all his time killing Tarnished instead of helping improve things as King of Leyndell.
@@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64 Nah, Miquella is not good either, it is explicitly stated that those who love Miquella are charmed by him, it is stated in the description of Bewitching Branch, which turns foes into allies, Miquella is not better than the other demigods.
Morgott genuinely seems to be trying to get help. He just needs to stop going with other demigods.
It’s still funny we don’t know where godric is in terms of the family tree, they just consider him a distant relative
classic as always!!!
Thank you, glad you liked it!
I should go to Stormveil Castle and eat the dragons he has castrated for his… “member.”
You should! He probably left their hearts. Plus filling Stormveil Castle with magma sounds like fun
Can I help destroying it I would Take the great rune
You know what, Morgott deserves better. At least he TRIED with this, he did say something nice about the multi-limbed freak despite his hatred. Morgott needs to do more self care, I hope he can hang out with his dad more now that he isn't playing bodyguard.
GIVE ME MORE OF THIS GREAT CONTENT PLEASE
More is on its way, glad you're enjoying it!
There the best
I don't take baths, I take showers.
The one thing Godrick is right about is Gostoc being an absolute unit with that dagger of his 💪💪
We should get a therapy session for malenia
At this point, the therapist might need to go to therapy.
Forget the comment about the "Harlots" I started feeling most bad when my poor turtle pope innocently questioned 1:50 "your RIZZ?" completely unaware of this foul modern speech that has invaded the Lands Between.
* apriciative footsteps *
I am NOT a BABY.
- Godrick the Golden, 2023
Who is going to feed the erdtree avatar now?
That empty stump is hungry from all the jumping!
Poor Muriel got shafted from his payment again...these Elden damned demigods I tells ya..
Uh... Does Godrick know there's a turtle shell at Morne Rampart grace? 😆
I don't want Godrick to give me a bath...
He just needs some boiled crab
Miriel is the most patient bro
"Feed me LIMBS!" 😂
Oh, so that how Radahn able to expressed his emotion through his legs
Goodrick’s lame ass was lowkey cookin Morgott 🤦🏾♂️😂
Morgott is a bit of an uncle Tom for the Golden Order, but I still admire his saintly patience with Godrick.
I'm surprised he hasn't killed him and just taken his Great Rune, I'm sure the Golden Order would understand
Definitely a full fledged Uncle Tom. Or an Uncle Tomen, or the Uncle Ruckus of Elden Ring.
@@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64 Uncle Tomen sounds funny.
3:30 damn that's a wonderful frame, where did you find it?
"He took that well"
“FEED ME LIMBS”
Hope Godrick the grafted begins his adventure for looking for the GOLD MEMBER XD
*Godrick would return to his castle, unaware of the Tarnished that snuck in from the Liurnia entrance, seated on the throne.*
Then he sits on the tarnished crushing every bone
I mean… As much of a deranged spider goblin Godrick is, he is right about his great rune being the best one!
I've been waiting for it
Hope you liked it!
5 therapist sessions and anyone really worked
Great video once again, you should one day make a video called: "Maliketh visit his sister and brother inside the erdtree" If they dont let him in he will just kill the vines anyway lol
Maliketh inside the Erdtree sounds dangerous lol
"Is that a Slug Inside your chest?"
"Maliketh that i-"
"CAN I EAT IT?"
@@TheUndeadHumor Maliketh anywhere is dangerous lol
His tail is not that bad.😂
More Morgott content, peak
Glad you liked it!