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The Most BULLIED Enemy is Revealed
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- Опубликовано: 6 авг 2024
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"Ranni, you are a SLU-"
I am first now NOTICE ME
LMAO
@@DblRaiden I officially notice you
I didn’t expect that from Radagon 😂
I mean, give the amount of Tarnished she’s married…
Radagon of the Golden Order:
- Appears for only 1 second
- Calls his daughter a slut
- Refuses to elaborate further
- Leaves
The best sequence I have seen in my life
A true Elden Lord indeed.
🗿
No elaboration needed.
Yes
My dad did the same exact thing to my sister once, it was HILARIOUS.
mohg screaming I CAN FIX HER is hilarious and a personal attack.
Mohg is faithful to one special person
@@TheUndeadHumorHehehehe . Poor to Seluvis if he hear that.
I was expecting a retort like "You're the one who needs _fixing,_ Mohg; preferably with with a pair of garden shears."
Ngl it feels strange there is no lord of blood or lord of blasphemy endings it feels like it should be a thing to me. you join his Dynasty and take all the runes from his albanruic slaves, and then mohg gets fuck all in the end despite you technically joining his psychotic faction. Petition fromsoft to make lord of blood ending at least lol
@@RaidenKaiser I was thinking the exact same thing when I finished all the endings. It's weird that the Dung Eater of all people gets a unique ending (well, a "unique" variant of the same ending), but several of the _major factions_ of the Lands Between don't. I felt that a dragon communion ending would've been neat too - maybe one where you evolve into a true dragon and take Placidusax's place as Dragonlord and master of time.
Edit: In fairness, Fromsoft probably just didn't have time to flesh out some of the possible routes. On the bright side, we'll most likely get at least one new ending when the DLC drops (unless it's a mid-game side story type of thing instead of a continuation, I guess).
11.7 MILLION swords…
Nah Ranni ain’t for the streets. She’s for the STARS
There is a shop of wandering nobles mass producing them for her
She for the cosmos
*Nemesis appears*
"STARS!"
@@TheStraightestWhitestPffft. What's he supposed to do? B!tch can't even swim.
@@TheUndeadHumor so that's larrys and lennys Jobs
Radagon really appeared for 1 second to insult his daughter
He demanded the Elden Beast let him down, his daughter needed to be told
@@TheUndeadHumorcan Marika go for a walk yet?
@@DawgThisGuyIzFunnyAfMarika can slip and slide off the end of my taint before she gets to walk around
Honestly quite based
Those Albinaurics weren't bullied.
They were ethically harvested
Their runes are being put to good use
For the greater good
I mean how else am I gonna min max my build before ng+ gotta see the numbers man
@@ishmeilmathis2218 shoot da bird?
@ishmeilmathis2218 I just jumped through a hole in reality and fell into the backrooms over and over for my runes.
"Ranni, you are a SLU-" Ok, thats officially the best line of all your videos so far lmao
Radagon is ruthless
I think my favorite lines have to be Morgott saying "I don't agree with that terminology" from the first therapy episode and radagon saying "you have an old man smell godfrey, it smells of spoiled demi-human milk." In his meeting with godfrey
Radagon: can i leave the erdtree for a moment
Elden beast: what for
Radagon: i need to tell my daughter that she is a slu*
Elden beast: works for me
@@TheUndeadHumor Funny thing is, Ranni married almost 12 billions Tarnished but likely didn't have intercourse with any of them because of her decaying blue doll corpse XD
@@efaristi9737that ain't gonna stop me...
Also, Gideon is probably the happiest man alive after seeing how many albinaurics died
Thankfully the Albinauric woman was not one of them
*gilbert
@@TheUndeadHumorwait you don't have a sticker or something for gideon
Find the albinauric woman.
@@PEMRONGDRYshe hides in the caves west of Laskyar ruins
"I CAN FIX HER !" That's what nearly 12 billion tarnished hoped
"We're soul mates I swear!"
"Dude..."
Tengen : i have 3 wives
Ranni : pathetic
Radagon: you're both sl*ts
Pathetic in vergil's voice
I am the star that is approaching
radagon calling ranni a slut destroyed me on levels i can't describe
Maybe he can repair you?
@@TheUndeadHumorhe cannot even repair a ring and you want him to fix him?
@@whtstnvisviking"They are repairing a ladder instead of the FUCKING ELDEN RING?"
-Godfrey, first Elden Lord.
The sudden jump on Ranni was so savage!
Morgott was holding onto that the whole meeting
Radagon coming out of the tree just to call Ranni a s*** and going back in. And this is the dude that f****** himself
She needed to hear it
Do you think that radagon and Marika being the same person means malenia and her brother are products of incest ? Does this explain their curses?
@@davidgernke9871The correct term for this kind of thing, is selfcest.
@@noahkeenan2021 thanks. Never heard that one before. Probably still explains why his kids are so cursed.
@@davidgernke9871truth be told is not known yet if they were always the same being, two different beings or of Radagon was a construct of the greater will, it's necessary an expansion of the dlc to clarify things as the lore is quite vague
Watching ranni getting bullied really made my day better radagon is the mvp of this episode and he only said 5 words 😂
I'm sure Melina enjoyed that moment
I’m honestly surprised Godrick wasn’t in there just for the fact everyone makes fun of him
Godrick has that mimic veil ready to go
@@TheUndeadHumor he would get torched if morgott seen him in thy urdtree
i was not expecting mohg to say that he could fix her
He's a big fan of monogamy
Well he is trying to fix Miquella, he might as well try to fix Ranni, too.
@@TheUndeadHumorMo(no)hgamy
@@daralenoachthe fact that it translates to I'm sorry is perfect.
@@lisagaughan7154 😂
The Radagon line 🤣🤣
The 2nd Elden Lord doesn't pull his punches
Godrick always being such a creep will never fail to make me laugh LMAO
Stormveil could do with a few more simp corpses
Ranni trying to justify herself to get interrupted by radagon and called a slut was golden
Like Godwyn?
I just realized that this is the only meeting where Morgott didn't tell everyone to 'piss off'.
You're telling me I wasn't Ranni's one and only?😢
Sorry buddy
Damn
That’s rough, buddy.
How could you, when I am her one and only? * inhales dangerous amount of copium *
Sorry bro, she hooked up with me as the Lord of Frenzied Flame. That girl has no stardard.
I was surprised to see the Albinurics at only number 4…only to realize that there are different enemy variants.
then you realize how the club variant got the staggering 9.4 billion
*Bullying*
*Snake*
*Laughter*
I cackled so very much at that.
I cannot wait for Ranni's next therapy session with Miriel.
You won't have to wait too long
@@TheUndeadHumor (rubs hands together)
@@avoicefromtheshadows2745 All 4 of them?
“You know ENOUGH moves involving your WICKED blood.”
“Malenia you’re sounding a little rac-“
Omen love! We need more of it!
* dubious snake sounds *
Rykard has not forgotten... I wonder if Rykard and Maliketh will ever meet.
The Magic Putrid Corpses ranking so high is what surprises me. They are so annoying to fight with their FP-drain grab when you can first access Raya Lucaria, I usually skip past most of them.
I also just run past them, fighting them is pointless. But I guess a lot of people just stay in that graveyard!
I too am shocked they got so high, they’re only found in one specific location and aren’t even worth defeating. I would’ve expected any of the other variants to make the list, all but the magic ones.
Same
I might be one of the reasons they are that high, when ever iam annoyed i go kill them a couple dozen times.
Aren’t those enemies in the Haligtree too? That might be why they’re so high, they are in a very difficult late endgame area that is frequently being replayed due to people constantly dying.
I’m glad that despite everything they can still sit down as a family, this is like keeping with the Kardashian’s but not shite.
Ranni has married 11.7 MLLION TARNISHED?! WHAT THE FUCK, also when radagon called ranni a slut was quite funny, definitely a good why to start season two, i'm looking forward to this
Players go in immediately simping for Ranni and come out swearing by Goldmask's perfect order....
that's one post-nut clarity later experience
The ever-brilliant Goldmask!
...
Melina: You can change the world, but I'll have to sacrifice myself.
Ranni: You can change the world, but we'll have to sacrifice Blaidd.
Shabriri: You can change the world. Here, have some grapes.
Me: Om nom nom nom nom!!!
Albinaurics were slayn 18 million times, but Ranni was SMASHED 12 million. Also cursed fact, Gideon would do a Ranni nihil jar with the Ranni doll we got, he is all knowing,so he likely knows about the time someone did it with a suspiciously colorfull miniature horse
I’ve received ranni’s dark moon greatsword many times, and she’s received MY greatsword many times
"I can fix her" is something i didn't think i needed mogh to say 🤣🤣🤣
Yet again Radagon being the father of the year at 2:50 🏆
He has a way with words
Gideon is the better father
Season 2 already HELL YEAH!
Welcome to season 2!
Radagon:
*Leaves the erntree*
*Tells his first daughter she’s a slut*
*Comes back to the tree*
*Doesn’t elabarate further*
New season so soon? A blessing from the Lord!
Ask and the Erdtree shall deliver!
Holy crap, first curse on Elden Ring Abridged and it was glorious lol
Glad you liked it! My older videos have lots of swearing btw lol
It would be sweet to have a field trip with all the pets only like maliketh, blaidd, serosh, wolfie
Or an elden lord reunion from placidusax, godfrey, radagon and honorary vyke all uniting to kick the tarnished
Keep up the gw mate !
Maybe Bernahl too since he was also a candidate.
Elden lords meeting up and probably having beef with each other is an absolute necessity.
I imagine Vyke just producing _UNGODLY_ noises and screaming incoherently most of the time, only for his sane side (the one trapped in the evergaol) to occasionally take over and calmly articulate well thought-out arguments before slipping back into frenzy.
Edit: That or he just stares silently at everyone and makes them uncomfortable.
If anyone deserves an honorary placement among Elden Lords, it would be Morgott
@@pokimanefartcompilation True!
But how many people did Melina offer an accord to?
🤔
That is an realy good question
That is confidential
All of them lmao
@@rohncarver3585 that one guy who ultra simped ranni that he wouldn't accept the accord
I swear to god radagon is so savage it's hiliarious. Anytime he appears he demolishes his competition with just words. I know where Malenia got it from.
I whould like to see an arguement between radagon and marika about shattering the elden ring. Both with really deep hitting burns as they are the same
I’m personally waiting for the episode where the demigods address Ranni’s apparent ability to one shot Tarnished for having bad breath.
Each time I play I make it a little storyline where my Tarnished wants to help Sellen take over Raya Lucaria Academy. And since my character fought Renallla and knows Ranni might interfere again, he decides to side with Selivus to get her out of the way by turning her into an puppet. However obviously that fails and Ranni dispatches the Tarnished without even lifting a finger. Seeing how powerful she is, the Tarnished backpedals hard back to the curch of vows and then betrays Sellen.
Wonder if Astel will ever get their day in the sun, maybe hanging out with the Elden Beast to cause some eldritch terror on a goat or two
More people completed the Age of Stars ending than the regular fracture ending
They must really agree with Ranni's ideology
@@TheUndeadHumor look, i can either say "fuck you" to the golden order by burning the tree, make everyone become omen or just get a maiden while also dismantling the order... of course i'd take the maiden
@@thecommentguy9380are you forgetting you can also make the golden order better and make everyone live happily?
Not even true, all goldmasks ending does is make you and other higher ranked members of the Golden culpable for their actions, it doesn't necessarily make everyone happy
@@lock376 It sets up a better, non racist Golden order (we know this because Goldmask understood why the previous Order was flawed and blamed Marika-Radagon "...gods no better than men") we can assume the coming generations of all life in the Lands Between will live a much better life. And sure nothing guarantees we as Elden Lord won't turn into a tyrant, but eh. Plus Ranni's ending isnt better either. What she wants to do is attempt to erase outer gods' influence on the Lands Between, and sure that would help but nothing guarantees the non divine won't be fighting wars or continue the descrimination. Plus she literally leaves with her newfound consort so if something like that were to happen no benevolent (or malevont, nobody really) power figure would be able to try and calm everyone down.
Ranni grinding for the Dark Moon, gotta get that ending somehow. Respect the hustle.
She is hedging her bets
Rykard's laughter burns more than Radagon's insult XD
I'm shocked the red Albinurics aren't on this list.
They're often grinded in Mohg's Palace, so I figured they'd be here
I’m starting to think Rykard is enjoying making fun of his famileee since they keep making fun of his “TOGETHAAA” spasms
On hindsight they should’ve suspected this she has the word witch in her name, and she murdered a Godwyn someone who is beloved by all you knew what you signed up for.
2:41
Me: (quietly hides Moon Greatsword and rethinks life decisions) “I’m definitely not one of those 11.7 million people. What suckers would fall in love with a doll haha.”
Really surprised that the Soldier of Godrick was not on this list. There's so many of them at the very start of the game, where most people haven't quitted yet
Radagon’s best dad moment
I'm proud to say I didnt marry ranni in all my playthroughs, on grounds that I am too lazy to grind her questline. Gold mask quest is the best though!
"Ranni you're a slu."
Damn I wonder if an absent father has something to do with that.
Mohg, for such a messed up character in the lore, is actually really fun to see in fan content.
The most dripped Demi-God.
Well, the first episode of season 2. Really hyped!
Also, Mohg being nice is even more disturbing than him being... himself.
Yes, I still believe Mohg would've won if not for dads coming in rescue.
Also, Ranni getting bullied? HELL YEAH!
After playing the game 7 times with each new start I can proudly say that I have a dark moon sword which I have never used not once.
Also the Ranni ending was my least favorite ending
Fellow frenzied flame ending enjoyer ?
@@Daichi-Kasai the Ranni ending was my first ending while frenzied flame was my third.
So yes. MADNESS
Mohg seems happier than usual
He knows him and his special little guy will be reunited soon
The bullying of all time!
Bullying is rife in the Lands Between
I think Ranni's ending is actually the most obtained ending despite it being circuitous and unintuitive, as all good alternate endings should be. In a game where we are maidenless, no obstacle is too great for acquiring the waifu.
Genuinely started crying when the stats for the Darkmoon Greatsword came up lmao!
Ranni walking around with 11.7 million consorts is a pretty GIGACHADETTE move on her part. Walking around with nearly 12 million Elden Lords/Ladies is quite the power move.
I look forward to Elden Ring 2, where millions of our descendants ruthlessly murder each other.
Battle of the Smurfs
I am pretty sure that is thot behaviour
@@Xenethis254 would Gargamel then be the final boss?
This made me smile so damn much. I’m really excited to see what the next season’s arc will be!
Mogh is like me on this point 😂
She will be trickier to repair than the Elden Ring
I love that Rykard just makes his in-game noises
Threw for a loop that the Albinaurics came in at 4th first since I assumed all the farming would make them first, the fact that they’re still 1st is great.
Radagon you didn't to roast your daughter this hard you almost killed her
MY GOD THESE VIDEOS ARE SO FCKING ADICTIVE LMAO CANT STOP WATCHING THEM...
Malenia: Do you want to see my dancing?
Rando: Preferably from a telescope, yes. but only because despite being one of the most sympathetic people in the lands between, you are simultaneously one to the most consistently pissed off and dead inside. The idea that you might actually be able to smile doesn't have a place in anyone's brain. But maybe if you actually enjoyed yourself enough to have your lips curl up into a haunting Mona Lisa, it might help.
-Someone to quickly paint it and sell it in the lands between for a hefty price and start the War of the Smattering.
Oooooh. Wait. This is about who was bullied the most. Misinterpreted. Short answer is you do you and enjoy yourself. X]
In all seriousness, well done on a good series and this comedy always hits the spot. B]
Poor space doll waifu. Radagon just popping in to bury his daughter and leave was great.
"Ranni, you are a SLU-"
Omg I was not expecting that lmao
"I expected better," says Malenia with her five kids.
Ranni should join godrick's harlot club lol
Her club puts Godrick's to shame
@@TheUndeadHumor yeah 12 million simps is sooooo many 😂
While they're in Limgrave, I hope they bump into Kenneth Haight or Kalé. It would be pretty funny to see those guys dealing with the demigods all unexpectedly turning up and then listening to their quarrelsome bullshit.
The fact that rykard looking at ranni when she talk about the fact that she never plooting to kill someone
It's a canon event: Radagon has restored his title of "Chadagon"
I love this! Just like when Morgott says in his intro cutscene where everyone's seat is
But now
With everyone seated!
Wait what's Mohg doin there
Bruh they bullied Ranni for being the only one for getting bitches 😂
Melina being in the family meeting makes me way too happy
The fact theres 11.7 million legendary sword which probably even more than the entire lydenr-stormveil-redmane-linuria-haligtree army combined.
Ranni planned to take elden ring for herself and having 11.7 million dark moon greatsword weilding tarnished at her disposal
Lenny, Larry, Terry, jerry and jon worked hard to make These swords
Maybe Radahn should consider becoming a Gym Trainer.
I think he'd be good at that
Radagon always has the best lines in this series!
Wasn't expecting new video's already i was thinking you might take at least a month or 2 break
The content train keeps chugging!
First episode of the second season casually makes fun of the entire first season finale. I love it, we need Godwyn to start getting in on this.
I don't know why, but my mind thinks that Godrick goes to Godefrey's evergoal to mainly vent about his actual problems to the only grafter he knows
Radagon showing up at the end just to give Ranni his daddy support is so damn cool. It seems that Melina (St. Trina) is already part of family.
Ah yes more of elden ring abridged
More, more!!!
Yes more
That slowed down main Elden Ring theme seems like the ost that would play for Elden Ring 3 grand finale
"Ranni, you are a slu---"
-Radagon of the Golden Order.
I love how much of a jerk he is.
Have done ranni's questline so many times yet only done her ending one's
Hope to see the Godfrey and Renalla romance continue.
Before I heard who was in first place I tried to guess, I guessed it was the club Albinaurics because they were killed for the farming.
I'm surprised it's not the bird but the Albinaurics make sense since they are RIGHT there as well.
I love the family drama
FAMILYYY
ranni thinks she sneaky then radagon comes back with the milk calls her a #### then leaves
Ranni: "To be honest, my body is a doll unable to consummate the marriage so you could look it in a way that I possess army of 11.7 million simp-husbands."
The meeting after all this intense battle.
Radagon had me dying 😂
Ranni: subscribe and I'll give you my dark moon greatsword.
Me: D O N E
In her defense... We'd all simp for Ranni anyway... Sword or no sword 😅