Finally some good arguments to those who complain about my laziness.... Eh I'm not sure they will understand thermodynamics so it's probably useless to try and explain that to them, it would take too much precious energy to do so.
Its very amusing to see that what I learned last year in school as laws of thermodynamics , entropy ,enthalpy are bases of many theories and I can actually start to understand the world more efficiently, it gives me motivation to dive even deeper in the depths of physics and chemistry
@@LilHex20 lmao, never thought a stupid fuck who thinks r/wooshing people in 2020 would do it to me on a comment that has no fucking application in any sense.
People speak french in my country, teachers cant even teach french, we had 30 students in support class and 30 other other that couldnt be in that class because it was full. employers are complaining on how kids cant write correctly. The education system is awful.
Last video i watched: "You live in the past" This video: "Did the past really happen?" Next recommended video: "IS ANYTHING REAL?" *existential crisis intensifies*
This is one of my favorite vsauce videos. Both scientific and philosophical at the same time as almost every other video of him, but there's something that touches me in a peculiar way...
Vsauce formula: _"Hey! Vsauce, Michael here."_ • Seemingly irrelevant fact / thing • Big question • Meat of the video • Depressing conclusion • Uplifting and optimistic take by Michael Stevens _"And as always, thanks for watching."_
Lethargy u forgot the existential crisis, also, imma do a test real quick. I’m ready to get my bed and I can get my bed and my room and I have to go get ready for my room ready to leave and my bed ready to be home and ready for my room to go to play my bed room bed bed room room and room for a room. If ur wondering I just spammed the middle thing. I just read it, and just, “my bed room bed bed room room and *room for a room* “
@@scooperdooper4097 I got that, but i can't get why you are not booking for the other one is a little more than I can say is that I have to go to the other side of the other one.
"Toto's remains have been lost." "Greece is pretty ancient. How will future archaeologists react to today's ruins?' "Is the past even a real thing?" Every episode of Vsauce is like a drug-induced existential crisis.
illyounotme Yeah. It suggests: Let's just get rid of all of mathematics, logic, computer science's basis, theoretical physics, legal studies, social studies, economics, sociology, language studies, and half of philosophy. In fact. One could even argue the hard sciences wouldn't make any sense if it was true. Since the hard sciences necessarily require us to come to an agreement on specific unfalsifiable debates before we start them. Who decided that unfalsifiable claims are not worthy of debate and on what basis? Who decided that scientific method X is superior to scientific method Y and why? Is this falsifiable empirically? No. It's a value judgment.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I assumed that future civilizations wouldn't really need to do any guessing. We keep rather decent records of basically all the important stuff we know, I'd imagine that would be far more clear and detailed than ancient wall paintings. Just something to consider.
justwitti unless our civilization collapses like the Roman's society did and we enter a world wide dark age it is likely the records we have will remain.
***** There's no way we could collapse like the Romans. I'm not sure if you're American, but just because America every gets nuked or whatever, there will still be plenty of records as to what our time was like for other countries. However, we aren't really any less likely to die from, say, an asteroid than the Romans (also we could probably prepare for it better)
That made me think of the universe's entropy. As the entropy must increase, and the galaxies, stars and black holes holds it together, the only way the universe could maintain it is by expanding faster and faster. By expanding, the universe can maintain the expanding overall entropy. Which means that when galaxies, stars and black holes die out, it will inevitably reverse the expansion again in order to maintain entropy.
Relaxing has nothing to do with "time" it is an emotional reaction. UNIVERSE exists regardless what humans do. Times not relevant to universe existence is.
@@vaughnparry1760 haven't you watched the video? It is relevant, 100% in fact...the universe will still exist after the "heat death" in 10^100 years and at that stage time becomes irrelevant because literally nothing's going to happen after that, but that's not the point here. It's about the *time* until that event, and Michael (as he always does) explained pretty clear and undeniably why relaxing *does* prolong that event. And if you're talking about emotions being irrelevant in that regard, think again...you consume energy by thinking aswell. Relaxing literally saves up energy consumption compared to feeling angered for example the same way he described in the video only even less than compared to actively moving your body. In my whole life until now I sure as hell saved the universe a nanosecond or two compared to the hypothetical me that would've been more active. Now if you had said it's irrelevant to think about it since there is no "if" and thus comparing your past and future life with a hypothetical other life doesn't change anything because you have lived and will live only one way which is already set in stone because of the nonexistence of coincidence in our universe...well *then* you'd have a point there, but as it stands you seem to highly underestimate the impact (or relevance) everything has/had/will have on everything else just because it's too tiny of a relevance for you to imagine. But please try to, because it's fascinating as fuck to find these things out. And also don't try to disprove scientific theories with semantics...you'll only sound smart and give fuel to ignorance to spread more ignorance. If I misunderstood your point, just say so...I'm not 100% sure since it's not my first language and well you didn't exactly phrase an explicit thought
scorched core 9000 damage in minecraft damage, Pokémon damage, call of duty damage, or any kind of damage? Because in some games 9000 damage isn't that much.
this really is a fantastic channel. all the years of grinding for him, when yt was the wild west. and he stayed the course even to now. i can watch any of these videos and they're relevant. michael vsauce is a likeable and trustworthy fellow
Title: Did the past really happen? Start: Toto was credited Toto Middle: Energy is always conserved End: Sloth is a fountain of youth Vsauce, a channel without tangents
i don't really get it though what about if i asked you how many hours in a day and make you write down a list of stuff you did every day. I let you write down all your actions that you can think of and put them then in that list by day. after you tell me you are done, i ask you about something about your past and see how many days would it had to pass in order for you to acomplish that. what i'm trying to do is make you contradict your notion of time.
@@adrianalexisoscar1369 ....u cannot contradict that theory... If it is true (i worry it never should be),it may be a possibility that whatever action you wrote in the past, was just a imagnary memory inserted in your and the creator of this world made the exact plot that is happening in your life, and every other people's lives, as well as he created the notes too in which you recorded your last months works actions, so that you think you noted it a month ago... But he created the universe last thursday....
@@adrianalexisoscar1369 ...i would suggest a movie named "the matrix" to you (NEVER MIND IF WATCHED) which would exactly tell what this theory implies if it came in order...
ME:Do you want something to eat? Michael:But what exactly *IS* "something" ME:I mean *something* that you like or something you had eaten in the *past* ... Michael: *Did the past really happen???* *(weird music starts at the background..)*
"if the justice league, avengers, and power rangers all existed on the same planet, then why have they never joined forces with one another to fight the same villains?"
I remember watching a Ken Burn’s documentary about the civil war when I was younger, maybe 11? And watching it really cemented in me the importance of journaling as a way of keeping record for future generations. I’ve been an avid journaled ever since. I go chunks of time where I don’t journal, but every time something historically significant happens I journal about it and even include new paper clippings and photos if I can. I also use my journal to paint and draw as well. I hope someone in the future finds my journals and can get some kind of idea of what life was like when I was alive.
how did you build this habit of journalising...after 2 months of it, i jutst lost focus and got lost in the road of life. any tips other than being consistent?
I often wonder why people suffer with procrastination and maybe it's just the universes own defence mechanism. It's trying it's hardest to stop us from using too much energy so it can survive longer, this could also lend itself to the Hive mind theory.
Just by living, you are an effective entropy engine. Not sure what you can do to mitigate that short of suicide. I’m not sure but I’d wager that humans are better at it than most other terrestrial life forms. Not to worry though. Stars, especially red dwarfs will be shining for another few trillion years and the actual heat death of the universe will be after about a googol years or so. That’s after the last of the black holes evaporate.
Arek Postolski OH NO! WE ARE WASTING ENERGY BY TYPING THIS STUFFS. HOWS ABOUT WE ALL DIE TO CONSERVE THE UNIVERSE! or not. Won't happen in my life time
"Will your great-great-great-great grandkids know your name?" I'm going to make a specific effort to learn my great-great-great-great grandparents names now.
It's very hard to track names especially if your family immigrated after the world wars. They changed ethnic names on paper to make names "American". So polish, Italian, German, Russian surnames got shortened or all the way changed upon entrance to the United States. It's not as easy as you think because it's like the entire family history disappeared once they came.
@@metalhead6783 no, there's other nations but most of the British and German and french kept their family records in tact because they weren't erased for Americanization purposes.
I now know my future goal in life. If not, someone has got to do it, and if it goes well enough, make a whole corporation on making services and items that reference history. Another way the past can be remembered. Like Cristobal Navigation, a GPS system for water vessels, referencing Columbus.
Me :hey man can i borrow your money Friends : sure Friend: ey man remember the money you borrowed from me yesterday ? Me : *DID THE PAST REALLY HAPPEN*
I love how he throws everything I’ve ever known out the window
@RünerTheWolf 25 😂😂😂
RünerTheWolf 25 no.
when he told me to be lazy that was a first
That’s why I love channels like vsauce.
It really makes you realize how much you really don’t know and thus makes you that much more eager to learn.
Did he really?
*Or did you do it yourself?*
Not all heroes wear capes
Some lay around doing nothing
Like me
stop following me everywhere I go!
Like me
Why are you following me
Like me
One day, Vsauce will be considered an ancient philosopher
That was last Thursday.
Or will he?
Greatest comment
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@@-nitroace unfunny
Vsauce: the only RUclips channel that can turn existential dread into fun lil videos.
Yet these lil videos are still very much capable of putting you in the state of such dread 🤗
kurzgesagt does it too, with fun little cartoon birds
Yeah fun "lil" very little
Exurb1a
Kurzgesagt does it too
Michael:*robs a bank*
Michael in court: “The past didn’t really happen”
Lmao
Hey Vsauce, Micheal here! I just robbed a bank... Or did I? What defines "Robbing"? I took 24 hostages and stole 69 million USD.
That’s so good
I temporarily forgot that I'm in a Vsauce video and thought you were talking about Michael de Santa.
This deserves more likes
Me: *exists*
Vsauce: You are killing our universe
Vilho kuis panee
Exactly
but what created energy? energy wasnt always around, because the universe wasnt always around. so what created energy?
Arked Thrive god
Arked Thrive the world may never know...
Unironically Michael is the only person that can make me feel good about being lazy.
i wanna be lazy now
Benn
Finally some good arguments to those who complain about my laziness.... Eh I'm not sure they will understand thermodynamics so it's probably useless to try and explain that to them, it would take too much precious energy to do so.
Lol
Can’t reach for the comment button, will do the reply button instead.
5:26 “You’re destined to become what the universe thinks you were” is an underrated statement and actually very philosophical if you think about it.
Its not
Indeed.
@@nbsadx you are a part of universe, you definitely decide for yourself
That's not even what he said and completely changes the meaning lol
philosophically illiterate. conflating a representation with what its representing, aka "mistaking the map for the territory."
Title: "Did the past really happen?"
Opening: "The dog that played toto in the wizard of oz was credited as toto."
That's hilarious
HAHAHAHAHA
Hahahaha
Exactly like is this clickbait
😂 😂
Teacher: why didn’t you do your homework?
Me: I wanted to postpone the inevitable heat death of the universe
Heat death of the universe: *I am inevitable*
Michael: *And I am, Vsauce*
I am inevitable
Thanks for giving me a good laugh
0.1 second
@@thebritishempireball4184
Even less
"The past is a foreign country and we are only tourists" -- The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows
first comment AGAIN
please do not being of stalk mikhail, Ashley Casey
That is some wise words Vsauce :,)
Ashley Casey noooooooooo
Powerful Vegeta ???
"Name 10 people from the 15th century"
John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John and of course John
Pretty golden comment
😂😂😂
😂. 😂. 😂. 😂😊
You forgot papa john
Bro you forgot edward
0:00: The dog that played toto
11:55: You can make the universe last longer by being lazy
Haha 🤣
Ngl I thought I was watching 2 videos 🤣🤣🤣
Title: did the past really happen?
We've come a long way from Toto 😐
“everything was created last thursday”
“Being lazy will make the universe last more”
Say no more
no more
No more
No more
No more
Ur profile picture matches ur comment so well
"I'm not lazy, I'm postponing the end of the universe" should totally be a shirt
SO TRUE
Yes. I need this.
It would be a bad shirt though
it would be a little weird, even if I relate to it
tacky
"The dog from the wizard of oz was named Toto"
5 minutes later
"Newtons flaming laser sword"
"Newton flaming laser sword" and they say phillosphers are boring.
Lmao
Who says philosophers are boring? Philosophy is dope
@@adriatic.vineyards yeah I know
@@BatCostumeGuy or did they? Before last Thursday?
@@adriatic.vineyards i learned Philosophy in my PreSchool days
Vsauce the only you tube channel that makes lazyness a way to "save" the universe
No, just prolong its fate, but only by a miniscule amount.
Matsie36
well that's why put those airquotes on save xD
Matsie36 Which is saving.
If I save you from getting drowned in a pool, you're still going to die. I'm just prolonging your fate.
No matter how lazy you are your body is still working!
***** Yes but the ammount of resources you use would be less.
You were all amazed by Ockham's razor.........but none of you expected:
NEWTON'S FLAMING LASER SWORD!!!!!!!!
I thought you were gonna go for the Spanish Inquisition.
these would make some perfect RPG easter egg weapons
I literally read this comment when he mentioned it on the video.
Another video for vsauce
Lmao yeah its much stronger than thanos gloves
I don't care if I'm forgotten; Vsauce videos need to be preserved forever.
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
Occums razor
Newton’s flaming laser sword
Best comment I've ever seen on a youtube video
Idk man if your sword is burning there may be a problem
Well, Fire Aspect is only a bad enchant because if you hit your opponent and then they hit you back then your attack just *BACKFIRED* HAHAHAHAHA
This guy is basically us at night when we can’t sleep, we just question everything
but with backed up sources
Me right now
He has answers though
He makes it so we can’t sleep.
Im like this 24/7 lmao
Me: **locks door**
My brain 2 seconds later: *Did the past really happen?*
@@radhikadesai414 I don't have tik tok
@@radhikadesai414 noob
@@burgerplanet4490 sorry how this somehow offended you man😔
@@burgerplanet4490 what the acutual Fuck?
@@burgerplanet4490 I can hear the moaning in that room what you doing with him?
Its very amusing to see that what I learned last year in school as laws of thermodynamics , entropy ,enthalpy are bases of many theories and I can actually start to understand the world more efficiently, it gives me motivation to dive even deeper in the depths of physics and chemistry
Same and it feels awesome, keep learning!
i learned this few weeks ago, i didn't expected to use this knowledge outside of school this fast
The entropic brain
“Will aliens understand that animorph was not just fiction”
Now that is a scary thought
Niels De bont especially if they somehow find our internet like RUclips and can’t understand language but see furry videos
It's not though, we have such an archive that something like that will never happen.
RichiPeteMedia r/wooosh
@@LilHex20 lmao, never thought a stupid fuck who thinks r/wooshing people in 2020 would do it to me on a comment that has no fucking application in any sense.
@@cycbuild nah not happening
I'm glad this guy exists. He always answers some of the most underrated questions for me.
And then makes me ask half a dozen more
Or does he ?
@@panir4235 *music plays*
@@Northerncantaim- to answer this question, first we need to know what is existence .
People need to stop calling everything underrated
I feel like i learn more from VSauce in 11mins then i do from an entire day of school .-.
Try a better school.
Chris Pontius No shet, have you been to a french school lmao
WintyVisualz Lol french school's..
How much philosophy do they teach xd?
Love your profile pic, MLGjontron cannot be out qwickscopped.
People speak french in my country, teachers cant even teach french, we had 30 students in support class and 30 other other that couldnt be in that class because it was full. employers are complaining on how kids cant write correctly. The education system is awful.
Imagine at the end of your life, you peacefully pass away and then boom, they take off your vr headset and ask “so how was it”
You would be surprised
I wish😢
60 seconds game
um, boring.
game sucked ass
Everybody Gangster until Newton pulls out his flaming laser sword.
Lmao
Sir Isaac Newton! What are you doing?
FOR SCIENCE!
General Grievous: **happy addition to collection noises**
👍👍👍👍👍👍
In another sense, how do you know that the memories of dreams you had as a child, weren’t just memories of dreams you had last night?
What if am I a child
Lol when something happens it feels like its happened before that because it just happened but actually it just happened and not before that
@@notmrsunday7888 exactly
You have memories of your childhood dreams?
@@ricardozuniga9664 yes, memories of since I was around 3
Last video i watched: "You live in the past"
This video: "Did the past really happen?"
Next recommended video: "IS ANYTHING REAL?"
*existential crisis intensifies*
Next video after that one: "AM I BEING PAID YET?"
It's clues to let you know you are going crazy
Is this real life? Or is it just fantasy?
Nothing really matters.
Next Video: “Spooky Coincedences”
This is one of my favorite vsauce videos. Both scientific and philosophical at the same time as almost every other video of him, but there's something that touches me in a peculiar way...
Michael: being lazy can make the universe last longer
Me running around at 3 am: I AM THE GOD OF CHAOS
nah "god of entropy" sounds cooler and is also more accurate
LMAO
😂😂
Your profile picture matchs the comment 😂
@Eric Jungmann if lazy= slow down
Then
Running around= making things go fast
Vsauce formula:
_"Hey! Vsauce, Michael here."_
• Seemingly irrelevant fact / thing
• Big question
• Meat of the video
• Depressing conclusion
• Uplifting and optimistic take by Michael Stevens
_"And as always, thanks for watching."_
Lethargy u forgot the existential crisis, also, imma do a test real quick. I’m ready to get my bed and I can get my bed and my room and I have to go get ready for my room ready to leave and my bed ready to be home and ready for my room to go to play my bed room bed bed room room and room for a room. If ur wondering I just spammed the middle thing. I just read it, and just, “my bed room bed bed room room and *room for a room* “
@@scooperdooper4097 WHAT
@@UCFc1XDsWoHaZmXom2KVxvuA after the "test" i just spammed the auto correct middle word (i was on my tablet)
@@scooperdooper4097 I got that, but i can't get why you are not booking for the other one is a little more than I can say is that I have to go to the other side of the other one.
Stolen
"Toto's remains have been lost."
"Greece is pretty ancient. How will future archaeologists react to today's ruins?'
"Is the past even a real thing?"
Every episode of Vsauce is like a drug-induced existential crisis.
Micah Philson tru
God, im really glad i wasnt the only one thinking that
TOto wasn't found because he was busy blessing the rains in africa
𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓼?
Same
10:59 I used this argument with my boss & I got fired, thanks a lot man!
Your boss is encouraging you to be more lazy, what a considerate guy.
@perox9695 Haha, don't be so clever, that makes us other fiends jealous.
"Newton's flaming laser sword"
That is the coolest philosophical thing I have ever heard.
It is very cool actually
illyounotme Yeah. It suggests:
Let's just get rid of all of mathematics, logic, computer science's basis, theoretical physics, legal studies, social studies, economics, sociology, language studies, and half of philosophy.
In fact. One could even argue the hard sciences wouldn't make any sense if it was true. Since the hard sciences necessarily require us to come to an agreement on specific unfalsifiable debates before we start them. Who decided that unfalsifiable claims are not worthy of debate and on what basis? Who decided that scientific method X is superior to scientific method Y and why? Is this falsifiable empirically? No. It's a value judgment.
Ryan Hutton scientists probably laugh their ass of if they hear you talk.
Thats because it was named by a philosopher who was also a mathematician
XdmsT Why would they do that?
Maybe I'm wrong, but I assumed that future civilizations wouldn't really need to do any guessing. We keep rather decent records of basically all the important stuff we know, I'd imagine that would be far more clear and detailed than ancient wall paintings. Just something to consider.
The Romans did that too. Turns out we only have their important books and some ruins today, which does tell us pretty much but not all about them.
justwitti unless our civilization collapses like the Roman's society did and we enter a world wide dark age it is likely the records we have will remain.
***** There's no way we could collapse like the Romans. I'm not sure if you're American, but just because America every gets nuked or whatever, there will still be plenty of records as to what our time was like for other countries. However, we aren't really any less likely to die from, say, an asteroid than the Romans (also we could probably prepare for it better)
***** Haha, ALL data? Geeze
Cough cough aztecs. Do you keep record of your bags of beans?
Future People: That Vsuace guy died a long time ago
Vsauce: or did I ??????????
Michael: I am an immortal being. *WORSHIP ME!*
*Opens coffin*
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here..."
He died last Thursday
No
*jazz music starts*
That made me think of the universe's entropy. As the entropy must increase, and the galaxies, stars and black holes holds it together, the only way the universe could maintain it is by expanding faster and faster. By expanding, the universe can maintain the expanding overall entropy. Which means that when galaxies, stars and black holes die out, it will inevitably reverse the expansion again in order to maintain entropy.
I'd explain to people why i'm so lazy but its too much effort.
XD
I'd make a comment that states something about how lazy I am in a funny manner, but that would be too much effort...
Programmed Persona
XD
Programmed Persona we are screwed.... well at least we are doing something right by saving the universe!!!!
XD
Newton's Flaming Laser Sword is easily the coolest-named concept ever.
Sounds like it would make a great RPG weapon too.
Manabender :)
Manabender i was thinking that newtons flaming laser sword was a cool name for a weapon in skyrim lol
Plot twist: It's a overpowered as fuck lightsaber. Now here's another science question, what color would it be? Hmm...
Zachary Jorgensen Red, duh. Because "flaming".
Zachary Jorgensen Depends what it was made out of.
You contribute to the heat death by existing.
Thanks for making me feel better about myself Michael
1:40 there is skibidi toilet
U cooked
Lmao
You're too far gone
*Mom:* Get off your computer, you're being lazy
*Me:* No, I'm being considerate
*Mom:* Get off your computer, you're being lazy
*Me:* No, I'm exercising my tennis Elbow!
bigtutubi it's solar powered
Mom: go outside your lazy
Me: IM DECREASING ENTROPY IN THE SYSTEM
Karl Müdsam lol 👍
Mom can't do math.
Me: *Breaths*
Universe: *what the hell*
Lmfao
Lol
Lmfao
Lol
Lmfao
Q: "Is the past even a real thing?"
A: "Relaxing adds time to the universe's life."
Lol way too far
Relaxing has nothing to do with "time" it is an emotional reaction. UNIVERSE exists regardless what humans do. Times not relevant to universe existence is.
super funny
@@vaughnparry1760 haven't you watched the video? It is relevant, 100% in fact...the universe will still exist after the "heat death" in 10^100 years and at that stage time becomes irrelevant because literally nothing's going to happen after that, but that's not the point here. It's about the *time* until that event, and Michael (as he always does) explained pretty clear and undeniably why relaxing *does* prolong that event. And if you're talking about emotions being irrelevant in that regard, think again...you consume energy by thinking aswell. Relaxing literally saves up energy consumption compared to feeling angered for example the same way he described in the video only even less than compared to actively moving your body.
In my whole life until now I sure as hell saved the universe a nanosecond or two compared to the hypothetical me that would've been more active.
Now if you had said it's irrelevant to think about it since there is no "if" and thus comparing your past and future life with a hypothetical other life doesn't change anything because you have lived and will live only one way which is already set in stone because of the nonexistence of coincidence in our universe...well *then* you'd have a point there, but as it stands you seem to highly underestimate the impact (or relevance) everything has/had/will have on everything else just because it's too tiny of a relevance for you to imagine. But please try to, because it's fascinating as fuck to find these things out. And also don't try to disprove scientific theories with semantics...you'll only sound smart and give fuel to ignorance to spread more ignorance.
If I misunderstood your point, just say so...I'm not 100% sure since it's not my first language and well you didn't exactly phrase an explicit thought
Yes, but no. But really yes.
My brain 2 seconds after I lock a door:
I watch vsauce to go to sleep. Just thinking hurts my brain so much it just crashes and voila I sleep. Works like a charm.
Brilliant. 👏👏👏
But then forgets to charge phone
that sounds like a coma
Yo Sameee !!!
Pureu some of us are little more than a walking comatose.
Glad to know im not lazy like everyone says i am im just helping out the universe in the future by sitting here everyday
fat ass
Jeff omni no u
Jeff omni Lmao you don’t know them.
Uhm Ok Fuck You And Your Respect
Or do they?
*vsauce music*
NOW, DONT MOVE !
Vsauce: Did the past really happen?
Vsauce, a few minutes later: Newton's Flaming Laser Sword
yes
but was the laser sword invented last thursday?
up next: Alessandro Volta's Oscillating Frozen Lightsaber
@@m.jailam8861lmao😂
A few more minutes later-ended up at googol years later😂
@@--TOM-- no
First time I’ve seen this channel and I’m already hooked. Great content very well presented!
Newton's flaming laser sword, that is just, I have no more words.
I wonder how much damage it deals
about 9000
scorched core 9000 damage in minecraft damage, Pokémon damage, call of duty damage, or any kind of damage? Because in some games 9000 damage isn't that much.
its an ultra rare drop, and can one hit kill everything lol
BBGaming&Tutorials ok,makes sense
Girl: I'm 5 months pregnant and you're the father.
Me: The world was created last thursday.
Pritpal Singh But does the baby even exist at all?
*cue Vsauce music
First, let's define what's a baby.
A baby is a human, but smaller.
@@randzrubiales4273 Or is it?
@@randzrubiales4273 First, let's find out what it means to be human.
[Explanation]
In conclusion, snails are the centre of the universe.
"I'm not lazy, I'm just increasing the universe's lifespan"
"No need to thank me"
First
this really is a fantastic channel. all the years of grinding for him, when yt was the wild west. and he stayed the course even to now.
i can watch any of these videos and they're relevant.
michael vsauce is a likeable and trustworthy fellow
Now if scientists used more names like "Newton's Flaming Laser Sword", I would do so much better in school
Facts
Me too lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😅😄😁🙂
Newton's Flaming Laser Sword is used in philosophy, not science.
brooksman10 ok thx for your contribution
Right? Maybe I should redirect my teachers here.
''I'm not being lazy, I'm postponing the Heat Death of the universe.''
Thank you for this ultimate excuse, Michael!
Nowaczuk
Finally I found the purpose of my life
U pretty
*NEWTONS FLAMING LASER SWORD*
ITS GONNA KILL US ALL
Was a weird name to give his penis but hey.... Who am i to judge, must've burned pretty bad when he pee'd!
Level 100000000 weapon.
Let me have one BTW I'm not GAY
Us wow that’s cool it was Ewoks
Future how haven’t I heard of the ancient Ewoks George lucas was smart
Remember seeing this video when it was very new, like under week old. Time really flies by. So cool, but very scary.
" I took a selfie in...Delphi"
"HOW WILL WE BE REMEMEBERED???"
**Dr Frankenstein literally cuts open her head and changes her mind.**
Rememebered...
Maxime Dupuis re*meme*bered
Q : What is your contribution towards society?
A : I postponed the inevitable heat death of the universe.
hey thats actually a prettty good answer when asked the question!
YES
Newton's Flaming Laser Sword sounds like a legendary weapon
Newton's everywhere
-50 philosopher intelligence
+60 Warm Apple Wedges
Kipa Yumiya yes u are right but it sounds like a weird art peace in a museum
Now available in supply drops
Sloths basically won the MVP of preserving this universe along with other cold blooded creatures
Beginning of video-Did the past really happen
End of video- Laziness saves the world
TheRonnoc182 ikr
beginning of the video - terry's death !! how dare you invalidate toto's contribution to the eventual heat death of the universe
universe*
lol wys he changed the topic quick
TheRonnoc182 I find it annoying when he does that.
Title: Did the past really happen?
Start: Toto was credited Toto
Middle: Energy is always conserved
End: Sloth is a fountain of youth
Vsauce, a channel without tangents
Newton and his Laser Blade
Or is it?
Last Thursdayism, I had to study it for a school project last year, or was it *last thursday*
Aiden Andre
*vsauce music plays*
Your commented 5 months ago...... Or Last Thursday
i don't really get it though
what about if i asked you how many hours in a day
and make you write down a list of stuff you did every day. I let you write down all your actions that you can think of and put them then in that list by day. after you tell me you are done, i ask you about something about your past and see how many days would it had to pass in order for you to acomplish that.
what i'm trying to do is make you contradict your notion of time.
@@adrianalexisoscar1369 ....u cannot contradict that theory... If it is true (i worry it never should be),it may be a possibility that whatever action you wrote in the past, was just a imagnary memory inserted in your and the creator of this world made the exact plot that is happening in your life, and every other people's lives, as well as he created the notes too in which you recorded your last months works actions, so that you think you noted it a month ago... But he created the universe last thursday....
@@adrianalexisoscar1369 ...i would suggest a movie named "the matrix" to you (NEVER MIND IF WATCHED) which would exactly tell what this theory implies if it came in order...
Newton' s flaming laser sword sounds like a item the final boss of a rpg uses.
Imagine having vsauce as your science teacher
If my only grade that was bad was science, I would be in college by know
NightCrusher76 you’d need to pass English first
zRafb bhaih ki He students, Michael here, and as it turns out, I was never here
Mom, can I go to school today?
I would have actually got an A and actually attended😂
Thief: **steals**
Police: you are under arrest
Theif: did the past really happen??
Police: We got security cameras.
Thief: Well, *S**t.*
We like fortnite
Who is this theif guy
It's i before e except after c.
@@nickxenix with the advancements in deep fake technology can photo or video evidence still be considered as evidence?
*Vsauce music plays*
ME:Do you want something to eat?
Michael:But what exactly *IS* "something"
ME:I mean *something* that you like or something you had eaten in the *past* ...
Michael: *Did the past really happen???*
*(weird music starts at the background..)*
WRACKER 123 ROFL
WRACKER 123 that's exactly how I feel everytime I watch one Vsauce video
Alex G But what is a feeling?
Bill Anderson Bruhhhhhhhh
No one can escape curiosty in my BGM.
crazy that this video came out last thursday
2:01
"oh my, are these Earth's mightiest heroes?"
- some alien in the future watching Power Rangers on vhs
*Cue the Avengers theme tune*
Lol
"if the justice league, avengers, and power rangers all existed on the same planet, then why have they never joined forces with one another to fight the same villains?"
@@jockeyfield1954 yea aliens must be Very confused
@@jockeyfield1954 Maybe they all lived in different times
Newton's Flaming Laser Blade.
Damn, science is Lit.(literally)
LITerally
yeah that's what the illuminati said
True Pug Lord period comes after the parentheses
That time when science is metal as fuck.
Einstein blocks Newton's attack with his relatively large shield
I remember watching a Ken Burn’s documentary about the civil war when I was younger, maybe 11? And watching it really cemented in me the importance of journaling as a way of keeping record for future generations. I’ve been an avid journaled ever since. I go chunks of time where I don’t journal, but every time something historically significant happens I journal about it and even include new paper clippings and photos if I can. I also use my journal to paint and draw as well. I hope someone in the future finds my journals and can get some kind of idea of what life was like when I was alive.
Thats really cool
how did you build this habit of journalising...after 2 months of it, i jutst lost focus and got lost in the road of life. any tips other than being consistent?
that's really admirable of you, genuinely. documenting history for future generations is cool af
The Samuel Pepys of our time! Well done! Hope what you wrote is interesting!
Love it
9:27
“Are you serious right now bro?”
…
“Or am I?”
**Vsause music starts playing**
Vsauce videos:
Title - Do aliens exist?
Start of the video - "How should you pour your cereal?"
KobeKoala End of the video: and that is why strawberry ice cream has the highest chance to get you killed by a fire!
Vsauce is a legend lol 😂😂
so true XD
Not after the milk
Two seconds later:
Water is a gas.
(Watches a vsauce video)
*You know, im something of scientist myself*
vsaus
Vsaus
@@sarah27767 r/wooooosh
@Emman024z34 YT r/itswooooshwith4os
Emman024z34 YT r/waaaaaaaahh
My top 3 RUclipsrs:
1. Vsauce
2. Vsauce 2 + Vsauce3 :D
There are two types of people:
-Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
Go back to inside gaming chaser
3. Funhaus/Inside Gaming
ZombieBobSponge you are goddamn stupid.
video is 9 years old but feels like it was made last thursday
I often wonder why people suffer with procrastination and maybe it's just the universes own defence mechanism. It's trying it's hardest to stop us from using too much energy so it can survive longer, this could also lend itself to the Hive mind theory.
Well aren't you a genius? That sounds like a cool idea!
Just by living, you are an effective entropy engine. Not sure what you can do to mitigate that short of suicide.
I’m not sure but I’d wager that humans are better at it than most other terrestrial life forms.
Not to worry though. Stars, especially red dwarfs will be shining for another few trillion years and the actual heat death of the universe will be after about a googol years or so. That’s after the last of the black holes evaporate.
I would think further into it, but i think i'll do it tomorrow
Bailey Energy that's of course under the assumption that the universe possesses a consciousness. Interesting theory....
Loool thats an interesting theory
I'm not lazy, I'm saving the universe
Put that on a t-shirt
Maria Sayco to much energy will be used... go sleep!
Tell it to my wife... :)
Arek Postolski OH NO! WE ARE WASTING ENERGY BY TYPING THIS STUFFS. HOWS ABOUT WE ALL DIE TO CONSERVE THE UNIVERSE! or not. Won't happen in my life time
XD
"Will your great-great-great-great grandkids know your name?"
I'm going to make a specific effort to learn my great-great-great-great grandparents names now.
Brendonian that's 64 names of just great great great great grandparents
It's very hard to track names especially if your family immigrated after the world wars. They changed ethnic names on paper to make names "American". So polish, Italian, German, Russian surnames got shortened or all the way changed upon entrance to the United States. It's not as easy as you think because it's like the entire family history disappeared once they came.
@@kristingallo2158 i know what you mean but not everyone is american lol
@@metalhead6783 no, there's other nations but most of the British and German and french kept their family records in tact because they weren't erased for Americanization purposes.
I'm Egyptian and my family has records going back 200 or so years. Also 6 previous generations of fathers stay in our names so...
“If something cannot be settled by experiment, then it is not worthy of debate.”
-Vsauce
Me: **Put the phone in my pocket**
My Brain: *Did the past really happen?*
Literally T_T i think Last Thursdayism isn't true tho. I believe the past happened.
@@leviackermannightcore you cant prove that tho
@@StealthKey How do you know that you can't prove that tho
@@QuidProQuo999 prove that it did happen
Me: writes an response to a comment.
My brain: *Did the past really happen?*
Classic vsauce:
"Did the past really happen?"
11 mins later: being lazy can make the universe last longer.
Never change Michael Stevens ♥️
i love him so much
These videos actually change how I look at life
George Maney same lol
Because he incorporates many philosophical principles which are designed to...change the way you look at life ☺️
Exactly!
exactly
Exfuckingactly
"Relaxing adds time to the universes life"
That is strangely comforting and validating
Mom: *"Clean your room!"*
Me: _"I already did."_
Mom: *"Did the past really happen?"*
Not even close to 1000😅
Ockham's would be a great name for a razor manufacturer
Coding in Flow true dat
I now know my future goal in life.
If not, someone has got to do it, and if it goes well enough, make a whole corporation on making services and items that reference history. Another way the past can be remembered.
Like Cristobal Navigation, a GPS system for water vessels, referencing Columbus.
Occ
we can say both, but i prefer Ockham
I'm not an English speaker, I thought ockham's are the people who live in Oklahoma
I'm not lazy. I'm saving the universe
+Rory Snow U ARE A SUPERHERO!!!
+Rory Snow I will join in you in your adventure of laziness!
+Peacerino Kripperino THE KRIPPERINOS ARE SPREADING! SOON THEY WILL BE EVERYWHERE!
+Rory Snow that's what I keep telling my boss!
That's a brilliant motto
bro my i have watched your videos for like 4 hours now and my brain hurts so bad
💀 you ok now?
Mom: Will you please clean your room today?
Me: I'm busy postponing the heat death of the universe, mom.
It is our duty to save our Quintillionth grandchildrens.
Hi busy postponing the heat death of the universe mom, im dad
@@Sallen000 fucc u
Rad1cal Thicc
Mom pulls out newtons flaming laser sword and hits you with facts how your not helping
Teacher : Why aren't you participating in class?
Me : I'm postponing the heat death of out universe. You're welcome.
Bish u ThOuGHt lol not a good excuse lol
Yes
I'm going to use that
Bish rly
But...it was actually not me...DIO? Huh? You said it in a weird way man.
Him: "Everything was created last thursday"
This video: "posted 5 years ago"
Or was it?
5 years was created last Thursday, or was it??
Maybe next year when you fall asleep on a thursday it will be rewritten to say 6 years ago 😎
@@Zelinkondorf damnnn, making me think
How many other lies have I been told by the council
"Relaxing adds time to the universe" is so wild to say
Me :hey man can i borrow your money
Friends : sure
Friend: ey man remember the money you borrowed from me yesterday ?
Me : *DID THE PAST REALLY HAPPEN*
😂
good one
😂
😂
good one
mom: "you never do anything"
me: "I'm saving the universe"
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Saving the universe is our superpower! Who needs iron man or Captain America?
Im shaving the universe!
@@radi0sowithazero979 with the Occam razor
Sloths, assemble.
Im a hero! 😅
Bro this is what keeps me up at night