Albert Borland, Name That Wood!

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  • Опубликовано: 22 сен 2024
  • As per request: "Albert Borland, Name That Wood!". Copyright 2008 Futuramklax.

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  • @wyattpeterson2095
    @wyattpeterson2095 5 лет назад +232

    "This particular piece seems to have some type of a fungus" the look on Tim's face. 😂

    • @johnbradshaw2347
      @johnbradshaw2347 2 года назад +4

      Not so funny anymore huh Tim.

    • @TypOPositiv
      @TypOPositiv 2 года назад +4

      Hahahahahha. The look on Tim’s face was priceless. Lol

    • @patrickhuot001
      @patrickhuot001 Год назад +3

      Yeah, it’s a toe fungus. Likely athlete’s foot.

    • @gladfan1989
      @gladfan1989 Год назад +1

      That always cracks me up.

    • @danielkubin3878
      @danielkubin3878 Год назад +1

      "I dont think so Al" xD

  • @Elev8minh
    @Elev8minh Год назад +8

    Man oh man. Where has the time gone? I remember watching this when I was a kid.

  • @davidaubin3902
    @davidaubin3902 3 месяца назад +4

    2:39 Al: Paugh! Then drops the wood on tim's bare foot.
    Tim: Hopping around! LOL
    Richard Karn and Tim Allen are AMAZING!

  • @bigazzasian
    @bigazzasian 3 года назад +30

    Tim and Al go down as legends comedy duo

  • @ShredwardWizardhands
    @ShredwardWizardhands 4 года назад +81

    After a decade in lumber mills, I totally can tell you types of wood by the smell.

    • @DrJekyll38
      @DrJekyll38 Год назад +1

      @@andrewevans4748 Love the smell of cedar, but pine is definitely up there.

    • @TypOPositiv
      @TypOPositiv Год назад +6

      Until....it has some kind of a fungus? LOL...

    • @jonas2431
      @jonas2431 Год назад +1

      What was the last wood

    • @jonas2431
      @jonas2431 Год назад

      ​@@DrJekyll38I love pine but to much makes me sneeze

    • @TheOrangeRoad
      @TheOrangeRoad 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@jonas2431 he'd have to smell it!

  • @davidlimo1685
    @davidlimo1685 6 лет назад +36

    The loss of this GREAT cast/show is incredibly sad:(

  • @natejordan9723
    @natejordan9723 3 года назад +5

    I bought this season on Prime Video, and I noticed that when Al dropped the piece of wood on Tim's foot, it never touched his foot. Watch again in Wide Screen

  • @PinkLaffs
    @PinkLaffs 6 лет назад +101

    I could watch this clip well over 100,000 times. What makes it hysterically funny is Richard Karn's reaction more than anything else.

    • @Lewis-pr8cr
      @Lewis-pr8cr 6 лет назад +9

      PinkLaffs Yes Richard is an incredible straight man. Whatever happened to him. I think he briefly hosted Family Fued but after that, he disappeared.

    • @joshg9538
      @joshg9538 5 лет назад +1

      Lewis 970 he does paid for tv commercials.

    • @thesamedufus2012
      @thesamedufus2012 5 лет назад +1

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Karn

    • @DrJekyll38
      @DrJekyll38 4 года назад +2

      @@Lewis-pr8cr He did host Family Feud for a few seasons, now he does TV ads and Hallmark movies. The writers of 'Last Man Standing' screwed him over with the character they gave him in 2 episodes.

    • @doctorfeinstone6524
      @doctorfeinstone6524 3 года назад +2

      Tim Allen is supposed to have a new show called assembly required. Richard karn will be in it with him

  • @Ocaljr
    @Ocaljr 5 лет назад +257

    "What type of wood is this?."
    Hears unzipping sound.

    • @Strigonov
      @Strigonov 5 лет назад +23

      "It's a hardwood."

    • @garganrose
      @garganrose 5 лет назад +12

      It's a West coast Weinstein

    • @spencerbrown3875
      @spencerbrown3875 4 года назад +13

      It’s a Jared Fogle $5 footlong.

    • @OneWeirdDude
      @OneWeirdDude 4 года назад +3

      Morning?

    • @alfredohsauce
      @alfredohsauce 4 года назад +4

      “It’s either my wife... or it’s a can of sardines”

  • @darkflame44
    @darkflame44 4 года назад +26

    Claims Al is single, yet Al is wearing a wedding ring on his left hand.

    • @nintendonerdsvideos4727
      @nintendonerdsvideos4727 3 года назад +8

      Al may be single, but Richard Karn isn't

    • @darkflame44
      @darkflame44 3 года назад +2

      @@nintendonerdsvideos4727 Maybe it is a blooper?

    • @patdornoff9383
      @patdornoff9383 2 года назад +6

      Shocked the crew never noticed and told him to remove it since hes depicted as a bachelor for much of the series

    • @engg84
      @engg84 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@patdornoff9383 Maybe they didn't expect people would notice in the days of CRT TVs 😄

  • @bob5074
    @bob5074 4 года назад +52

    There’s an old joke where a dude makes a bar bet about being able to smell with a blindfold, what type of wood is under his nose. The woman who is putting the wood under his nose, puts her hand in her privates and has him smell it...He says “ That’s wood from the shithouse door from a tuna boat!”

  • @OverlordZeroULTIMA
    @OverlordZeroULTIMA Год назад +9

    This scene makes me laugh so hard! Although I start to feel Al's pain when he's smelling the "fungus", LOL.

  • @GravaticBurst
    @GravaticBurst 6 лет назад +3

    This kind of comedy will never come back

  • @johnnyrodgers3140
    @johnnyrodgers3140 Год назад +8

    This never gets old 😂😂😂😂

  • @wyattpeterson2095
    @wyattpeterson2095 5 лет назад +61

    "This particular piece seems to have some type of a fungus."

    • @RaySchwarz.
      @RaySchwarz. 4 года назад +9

      LMAO!!! Then he drops it on Tim's foot. Classic!

    • @jessicalillianweinberg4401
      @jessicalillianweinberg4401 4 года назад +9

      @@RaySchwarz. I think the joke is, no matter what the set-up, even if it's intended as a joke on Al, it somehow rebounds on Tim, and he's the one who ends up with some kind of injury.

  • @iamalexu
    @iamalexu 10 месяцев назад +2

    Thank you for posting this!! One of my favorite scenes from the show. ❤

    • @ThePerihelion
      @ThePerihelion  10 месяцев назад +1

      15 years later... And it's still being viewed. You're welcome.

  • @maryhudak673
    @maryhudak673 4 года назад +8

    The funniest Home Improvement EVER!! Laughed so hard I pee'd myself 1st time around and again now. Oh my gosh, thanks for the laughs!

    • @PatFrenchLeafsFan1
      @PatFrenchLeafsFan1 4 года назад

      Love Tim's game show host impression. "Al Borland, NAME THAT WOOD!!"

  • @MrUrmother22
    @MrUrmother22 11 лет назад +137

    That's my grandpa in the red hat and blue shirt lol

    • @juanc5149
      @juanc5149 5 лет назад +2

      Scott Demoss
      Is he still around?

    • @JM-yx1lm
      @JM-yx1lm 5 лет назад +1

      @@juanc5149 why does that matter? Why ask that?

    • @SealAngel
      @SealAngel 4 года назад

      No it's not.

    • @thecamarogarage
      @thecamarogarage 4 года назад +3

      @@SealAngel IT? Since when is a PERSON an "IT"?

    • @andyshepard4309
      @andyshepard4309 4 года назад +6

      @@thecamarogarage Since Pennywise?

  • @batarang87
    @batarang87 10 лет назад +22

    Al Borland was based on Norm Abram from PBS's This Old House and The New Yankee Workshop. It's a shame that Norm never made an appearance on Home Improvement, I doubt that Norm could tell you what type of wood it is by smelling it.

    • @kroakie4
      @kroakie4 8 лет назад +9

      I bet you he could.

    • @georgemaster9979
      @georgemaster9979 Год назад +1

      ​@@kroakie4 Well, Bob Vila's appearance (s)were just as good.

  • @sarahhenry1845
    @sarahhenry1845 5 лет назад +59

    0:25
    Tim: ready?
    Al: yes.
    Tim: AIM FIRE!
    💥🔫

  • @nicholasmorsovillo2752
    @nicholasmorsovillo2752 Год назад +20

    It still makes me laugh whenever I see this scene where Tim puts a smelly sock on the last piece of wood and Al says 'It has some kind of Fungus' and Tim looks down at his foot and Al's reaction when he smells it again and drops it on Tim's fungus foot man that was freaking hilarious.

  • @g.pblack507
    @g.pblack507 4 года назад +31

    He pranked him into smelling a sock.
    The epitome of comedy

    • @remychase
      @remychase 2 года назад +4

      As another great comedian, Jeff Foxworthy, would say, he cashed in his courtesy sniff.

    • @dominickdirienzo8266
      @dominickdirienzo8266 Год назад +1

      But the prank backfired when Al dropped the wood on Tim’s toe.

  • @kroakie4
    @kroakie4 8 лет назад +91

    A wood sniffing competition. Rofl. Some of the ideas these guys had were really amusing. Granted all these wood types have distinct smells.

    • @thecloneguyz
      @thecloneguyz 4 года назад

      There's no way you would be able to smell them without sanding them or burring them up a little bit

    • @Chip-Chapley
      @Chip-Chapley 4 года назад +2

      @@thecloneguyz nah Hickory,White/Bur Oak,Mulberry,Eastern Red Cedar/Juniper and Black Walnut can be identified without any help from sanding or burring, they are very distinctive smells.. only confusing for people who don't smell them all the time... wouldn't call it something to be proud of...

    • @DrJekyll38
      @DrJekyll38 4 года назад

      Yes, but being able to determine one from another(except for pine or cedar) seems downright Holmesian. So I suppose the skill could be handy for a carpenter or... detective?

    • @joshmg25
      @joshmg25 4 года назад +1

      kroakie4 even Tim’s sock?

  • @Malkmusianful
    @Malkmusianful 6 лет назад +9

    "I don't think so, Tim."
    - Al as he catches onto Tim's ruse

  • @seikibrian8641
    @seikibrian8641 6 лет назад +4

    The idea for this routine comes from a joke that...well...isn't one you'd tell in polite company. It revolves around a blind man applying for a job sorting wood in a sawmill, the crew testing him, and the final test with the secretary sitting naked on the table.

  • @OnlyPanss
    @OnlyPanss 2 года назад +1

    Loved this show. Nostalgia

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 7 лет назад +6

    This actually wood be useful for barbecues and smoking meats. Using hickory for a sharp and smoky flavor, or applewood for sweet and mellow...the man could make a fortune in the food industry.

  • @benjaminbritt7862
    @benjaminbritt7862 9 лет назад +118

    The correct answer is- Pacific Foot Maple

  • @TheRocket995
    @TheRocket995 5 лет назад +88

    When there was quality TV shows

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 лет назад +4

      you don't watch much tv i reckon

    • @UniteForgetLeftRight
      @UniteForgetLeftRight 4 года назад +1

      There are still good shows just not ones with a studio audience. That format should be dead and buried by now.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 года назад +2

      @Entropy people have always said that, but it was never really true

    • @jeffburnham6611
      @jeffburnham6611 4 года назад

      @BartJ583 hardly a good comedy show, its biggest draw to people that watched it were the scenes where they all sat around and got high. If that's the best thing a show has going for it, then the target audience was stoned to begin with. Clearly the show was written by people that never lived through the 70's.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 года назад +2

      @@jeffburnham6611 i have never watched a tv show or movie while high & i still enjoyed those. also never been high

  • @justinquaylepate1358
    @justinquaylepate1358 5 лет назад +5

    Tim almost got hit in the face with the 2 by 4 twice because of his goofy prank. Lol

  • @T-Roy_Rex
    @T-Roy_Rex 6 лет назад +9

    THE BEST gag Tim ever pulled on Al. It's my favorite anyways 😋

    • @JDFrank20Diaz
      @JDFrank20Diaz 2 года назад

      True next to the Soundproof Room And Tim Tricked Al was funny also and in that one Tim s Plan didn't backfire on him like this one

  • @I_SuperHiro_I
    @I_SuperHiro_I Год назад +1

    The way he says Western Red Cedar is hilarious.

  • @reedr7142
    @reedr7142 2 месяца назад +1

    I remember his episode as a kid

  • @szqsk8
    @szqsk8 9 лет назад +84

    Al drops that wood on Tim's left foot but Tim grabs his right foot 😵

    • @unknownunknowns
      @unknownunknowns 8 лет назад +8

      I guess they didn't want to hurt his bare feet.

    • @williamquinn2097
      @williamquinn2097 7 лет назад

      Wow how strange I never noticed that. The fact he is barefoot I never really paid attention to but grabbing the wrong foot never noticed and I used to watch this episode 100 times in syndication in the 90s haha

    • @johncote2776
      @johncote2776 6 лет назад

      Karma

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 5 лет назад +2

      It hits his left AND then his right foot.

    • @stuartross4904
      @stuartross4904 5 лет назад +1

      Well caught.

  • @justinwright4628
    @justinwright4628 2 года назад +2

    2:40-2:42 Al dropped the wood on Tim's left foot, but Tim grabbed his right foot.

  • @Jmandude5
    @Jmandude5 5 лет назад +5

    “Number 15: Home Improvement foot wood.
    The last thing you’d want, on your smelling wood sample, is someone’s nasty foot fungus, but that might be what you get”

    • @jakehood47
      @jakehood47 5 лет назад

      JMD5 Gaming underrated comment

  • @thepanman8
    @thepanman8 4 года назад +3

    They couldnt of wrote this scene better. Classic

  • @LuigiStrikeForceChaz
    @LuigiStrikeForceChaz 2 года назад +1

    The wood landed on Tim's left foot, but he holds his right.

  • @PieFights
    @PieFights 5 лет назад +3

    This is one of my favourite Tool Time clips

  • @pjcgaming9548
    @pjcgaming9548 Год назад

    Man, 90s sitcoms were the best.

  • @Mrkabrat
    @Mrkabrat 4 года назад +8

    "Can you belive it ladys? This man is single" I mean, he likes sniffing wood...

  • @galdruslock6371
    @galdruslock6371 3 года назад +1

    My favorite scene in home improvement just showed up on recommendations lol

  • @briansouthern7067
    @briansouthern7067 4 года назад

    Love and miss the show

  • @thevolpster7977
    @thevolpster7977 4 года назад +2

    I know it landed on Tim's other foot if you look closely, but still hilarious. I only noticed that after watching that on repeat. Someone should make a 10 hour clip of the last few seconds. :)

  • @LBJordan1
    @LBJordan1 5 лет назад +1

    This was a great show, I miss it

  • @publicserviceannouncement4915
    @publicserviceannouncement4915 4 года назад +1

    If you knew that Al was originally supposed to be named Glen, give yourself a handshake.

  • @Boaz833
    @Boaz833 6 лет назад +1

    They don't make shows like this anymore.

  • @MrPackers2012
    @MrPackers2012 3 года назад +2

    Jill needs to wash Tim's socks more often!!!

  • @davidsedor
    @davidsedor 5 лет назад +14

    Nick Offerman would give him a run for his money

  • @szqsk8
    @szqsk8 11 лет назад +3

    That piece of wood fell on Tim's left foot but he grabs his right foot. lol!

  • @Cr4bc4kes
    @Cr4bc4kes 10 лет назад +5

    I'm pretty sure he's selling Billy Mays products now. Almost positive he's on the commercial for that hose that expands when water goes through it.

  • @nyracingfan
    @nyracingfan 9 месяцев назад

    This scene has perfect comedic timing.

  • @mikewest712
    @mikewest712 6 лет назад +3

    First one was white oak, 2nd one was doug fir, 3rd one was spruce. Boom

  • @thesamedufus2012
    @thesamedufus2012 5 лет назад +1

    Genius.
    Pure, genius.

  • @TitanWar93
    @TitanWar93 14 лет назад +8

    2:37 He just took a smelled it again and than dropped on Tim's foot. This makes me laugh so hard

  • @archibaldcabebe6062
    @archibaldcabebe6062 8 месяцев назад

    If it were to come back for round two... "I'm doubling the points!" ;)

  • @Boleniana
    @Boleniana 9 лет назад +13

    I got here from a 999 Let's Play.

    • @MisterVercetti
      @MisterVercetti 6 лет назад

      Ah, so that makes at least two of us, then.

  • @aKabrickweedz
    @aKabrickweedz 5 лет назад +1

    those were the days

  • @phorewhoresman1897
    @phorewhoresman1897 4 года назад

    Great episode

  • @Lewis-pr8cr
    @Lewis-pr8cr 6 лет назад +47

    1:03 - "Can you believe it ladies, this man's single!" Maybe that's because he's always sniffing Tim's wood.

    • @josepharteaga9891
      @josepharteaga9891 6 лет назад +2

      Lewis 970
      I saw what you did there 👍

    • @Lewis-pr8cr
      @Lewis-pr8cr 6 лет назад +1

      Joseph Arteaga It was too easy to pass up.

    • @MacMafiaBoss
      @MacMafiaBoss 4 года назад

      Then why does he have a wedding ring on?

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII 4 года назад

      Tim shouldn’t have made that recording of him in bed...

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 3 года назад +1

    Smell the wood

  • @kentuckyboy541
    @kentuckyboy541 4 года назад

    Back when tv was good....

  • @NefariousDreary
    @NefariousDreary 2 года назад

    CLASSIC

  • @jacobanderson3768
    @jacobanderson3768 5 лет назад +1

    Multiple good laughing points, I love this scene.

  • @dominickdirienzo8266
    @dominickdirienzo8266 Год назад

    2:38, Tim’s trick backfired!

  • @KuKoKaNuKo
    @KuKoKaNuKo 6 лет назад

    I miss this show.

  • @charlesbrooks94
    @charlesbrooks94 5 лет назад +8

    And that’s why you wear close toed shoes in the workshop 😂

    • @kevino1489
      @kevino1489 4 года назад

      You do know you took it a shoe and sock off right

    • @oilersridersbluejays
      @oilersridersbluejays 3 года назад

      Are you trying to say steel-toed boots?

  • @idabneyboy26
    @idabneyboy26 Год назад

    funniest shit ever, man i love this show

  • @patrickbloodgood8726
    @patrickbloodgood8726 2 года назад

    Al Borland name that wood!

  • @furydeath
    @furydeath 3 года назад +1

    i like how his foot isn't were it landed 😁

  • @pytko3
    @pytko3 15 лет назад +10

    Tim's socks stink.
    One time Randy and Brad took one of Tim's cigars.
    Brad: Turn on the game.
    Randy: I will, I will after....I smoke my cigar.
    Brad: Whoa, cool! Where'd you get that?
    Randy: Dad's sock drawer, he's got a whole box.
    Brad: That's why his socks smell so bad.
    Randy: No, I think that's why the cigar smells so bad.
    That's also why the wood Al's holding smells so bad. LOL

  • @raymontoya4311
    @raymontoya4311 3 года назад

    Loved it

  • @kerkey55
    @kerkey55 16 лет назад +2

    i saw this episode last night on Nick at Nite!

    • @nick06111226
      @nick06111226 8 лет назад

      yeah, it has been on there some

    • @juliensicotte6384
      @juliensicotte6384 7 лет назад

      nick06111226 its also on HALL with the golden girls and last man standing

  • @CarroT0P
    @CarroT0P 8 лет назад +9

    Ready?
    Aim
    Fire!
    :')

  • @YankeePat94
    @YankeePat94 13 лет назад +1

    Anyone notice that when Al drops the last wood, it lands on Tim's left foot yet Tim grabs his right foot.

  • @alexanderpytko5394
    @alexanderpytko5394 8 лет назад +41

    At 2:38, I'd say it serves Tim right.

  • @Keyguardian-dv9xi
    @Keyguardian-dv9xi 4 года назад

    This needs to be on disney plus now

  • @Burkemper100
    @Burkemper100 8 месяцев назад

    Tim had it coming he should of never put one of his sox's on that peace of wood ow that must of hurt but Tim had it coming.

  • @clicgear100
    @clicgear100 4 года назад +9

    Let’s go to the comments to read every quote in the skit.

  • @edwardkennedy3070
    @edwardkennedy3070 Год назад

    I love that part that is so funny

  • @EinfachIch1909
    @EinfachIch1909 3 года назад

    I loooove Home Improvement...

  • @ionceateapinecone
    @ionceateapinecone 4 года назад

    my man brought a loaded handgun to a filming with a live studio audience

    • @MagileineTopDeckToFullField
      @MagileineTopDeckToFullField 4 года назад +1

      It was a starter pistol for races. Solely used for sound, and cant fire actual rounds.

  • @YankeePat94
    @YankeePat94 13 лет назад +6

    I never knew that wood can have fungus.

    • @sarahhenry5788
      @sarahhenry5788 6 лет назад +1

      Patrick O'Connor they can. I asked my dad and he said it's true.

    • @seikibrian8641
      @seikibrian8641 6 лет назад +1

      Patrick O'Connor "I never knew that wood can have fungus."
      Really? There are many fungi that live on and in trees in the wild.

    • @Hoshimaru57
      @Hoshimaru57 5 лет назад +1

      I never knew wood could have FOOT fungus

  • @drewski1535
    @drewski1535 9 месяцев назад

    2:39 serves you right Tim

  • @dave1986R
    @dave1986R 4 года назад +1

    In addition to Tim’s dirty sock I wouldn’t be surprised if that third piece was Poplar because that wood smells bad.

  • @smithjay14
    @smithjay14 13 лет назад +4

    well, are they going to tell us what type of wood the third piece was?! the world may never know. :'(

  • @AllbeeHivezChristianAllbee
    @AllbeeHivezChristianAllbee Год назад +2

    Anybody notice that when Al dropped the wood, it lands on Tim's left foot, but he reacts as though it hit his right foot?😂

  • @Thecrazyframer
    @Thecrazyframer 6 лет назад

    I remember this episode

  • @USAIRFORCE621
    @USAIRFORCE621 6 лет назад +2

    The right answer is Bruised or Broken Foot Maple!

  • @shadowbeast2276
    @shadowbeast2276 2 года назад

    I think this test cleared his cold real quick 🤣🤭

  • @pronemanoldbutyoung5548
    @pronemanoldbutyoung5548 4 года назад

    Tool time was great fun

  • @gradel888
    @gradel888 Год назад +1

    2:23 some type of a fungus
    2:39 drop

  • @MRJK87.
    @MRJK87. 6 лет назад +2

    He got wood

  • @BigBadWolfman8890
    @BigBadWolfman8890 2 года назад

    Well, you know that they say Tim "Karma is a bitch"

  • @sarahhenry1845
    @sarahhenry1845 5 лет назад +4

    1:37 Tim the skunk man Taylor

  • @tylerwilliamson7128
    @tylerwilliamson7128 Год назад

    2:39 can’t stop laughing

  • @RedStrikerBeetleborg
    @RedStrikerBeetleborg 10 месяцев назад

    what was the last wood?

  • @samsticka
    @samsticka 2 года назад

    Was Al implying that Tim had toenail fungus?

  • @peterr6214
    @peterr6214 8 лет назад

    Awesome

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 3 года назад +1

    Ready Aim Fire Ready Aim Green Day