@@3182john/ That's what I say when nearly every new show/movie etc has some political nonsense in it. Miss the days when a show did not have the desire to lecture you
FinalEvilElpis well 1.) there hard to work on/ very confusing, 2.) the go for space if you look under the hood in a 1968 350 Pontiac firebird you will see there is lots of extra room to work, to can get to anything and unlike nowadays you have to pretty well remove 1 or more parts to get to the one your going to replace or repair. Also I’m almost 16 which isn’t old but in still old school, But older stuff is so easy and never a headache to work on so anyone can do it!
FinalEvilElpis Oh yes definitely yup because when your going to replace your old battery in a new car you should not that to remove shit out from in the wheel well compared to older vehicles it’s right there just undo the grounds and mounts and it’s good. I’m not lazy it faster quicker and you don’t need expensive useless tools
@FinalEvilElpis aren't you fun at parties, lol. When's the last time you changed the oil in your car, or replaced a headlight? It's inevitable that things break over time, and since the majority of the population aren't princesses we have to deal with it. what do you mean "don't buy shitty vehicles"? A shitty vehicle is one that costs upward of $1000 to fix every-time it breaks down, aka electrical problems. They're really annoying; people specialize in it- I've rewired motorcycles and newer trucks and it helps you appreciate the older, simpler cars. P.S.- work on your comebacks- "Not all vehicles do that, moron. You are lazy, and ignorant." Proof of that? English above that of a 2nd grader?
Messing himself up so frequently with electricity and various chemicals and solvents has imbued him with super powers, and all those broken bones healed back stronger, making him almost invulnerable to impact damage.
My favorite funny part was when Tim accidentally hit the brake release of the crane to drop the steel beam on top of Jill's car (Chevy Nomad) which turns into a giant hot dog bun at 2:16!🤣LMAO!
I love your suggestions. My favorites were your accessory arrangement and storing your tools within your house rather than in the garage. I admired the adorable, lovely tower in which you kept your instruments. I appreciate taking on responsibilities right now, just like you. Thank you for sharing! More videos about organization would be great!
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Watched this show all the time growing up. Watched it all over again in Afghanistan. Severally underappreciated this show growing up. Fucking hilarious and also some good life lessons with Wilson and the pickles Tim put himself into
I remember always seeing this on growing up, but never actually watched a full episode. I had no idea it was a comedy show, and a good one at that. Always thought it was a boring show about tools and carpentry. 😂
One of my all time favorite shows ever! I still watch it all the time. I love the relationship between Tim and Jill and Tim and the boys. So much better than the shows today. I love that he's a car guy bc I'm a car girl. I love muscle cars.
Using Tim Allen's techniques I managed to rat out all my coke dealers and friends to avoid jail time just because as a comedic actor I was aggressively mediocre
AL: I would suggest going with the 2400 RPM's as opposed to the 2800. Tim: That's nice Al, but I'm going with the4100 RPM. AL: Tim, it doesn't go up that high. Tim: It does now my friend. I rewired it. ROFL
@@RDSports5 Someone should make a game where you play as Tim, constantly "upgrading" regular tools into horrific weapons which will totally break the Geneva Convention in half. Game Al: "Tim, did you turn that electric can opener into a saw-blade launcher? *_Again?"_*
It wouldn't be the same. And they did something similar-last man standing. Then later put the two characters in the same UNIVERSE. And had them actually meet each other.
Back when tv was worth watching.
Oh please…
@@3182john/ That's what I say when nearly every new show/movie etc has some political nonsense in it. Miss the days when a show did not have the desire to lecture you
25 years later and this show is still hilarious
Even more hilarious to me than when I watched it as a kid, actually. Haha
@@RAYRAYDAY cause we get all the adult jokes
“If it doesn’t say Binford on it….
somebody else makes it”
😂😂
As a kid growing up in Detroit this show was always on...Now as a 40 year old I appreciate some of the humor and dynamics a lot more.
The relationship between Tim and Jill and their jokes make a lot more sense to me now.
I love how when Tim says "I rewired it", everyone immediately think "Oh god, this ought to be good".
I thought he was gonna shock himself, personally.
this would have been an amazing youtube channel
5:19 "put an apron on there, we'll call it Al's mom" 😂👌
Even when Tim is being serious, something always happens.
I’d honestly love to see an actual full episode of Tool Time.
That’d be a show i’d watch every week lol
Thats a bad idea, Tim.
Ok then go to the Dailymotion site
Fictional. Fictional characters lol
Try the Red Green Show 😆
I love al’s reaction when Tim messes something up
Sometimes his reaction is to run for his life! Ha ha ha...
I don’t think so Tim
Home Improvement, Married with Children and Frasier were my Holy Trinity of comedy shows.
Mine are Home Improvement, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and That 70s Show.
“Actually Tim our insurance cancelled after the fourth show”
“Well, glue it what do we got now?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
3:54; now that's a truck!No electronic gadgets, solid front axle, big block, real chrome, steel no plastic, testosterone built, man i'm in heaven!!!
@Arden's hammer Price is already 4 times higher! Eh!
Yes you got that right
FinalEvilElpis well 1.) there hard to work on/ very confusing, 2.) the go for space if you look under the hood in a 1968 350 Pontiac firebird you will see there is lots of extra room to work, to can get to anything and unlike nowadays you have to pretty well remove 1 or more parts to get to the one your going to replace or repair. Also I’m almost 16 which isn’t old but in still old school, But older stuff is so easy and never a headache to work on so anyone can do it!
FinalEvilElpis Oh yes definitely yup because when your going to replace your old battery in a new car you should not that to remove shit out from in the wheel well compared to older vehicles it’s right there just undo the grounds and mounts and it’s good. I’m not lazy it faster quicker and you don’t need expensive useless tools
@FinalEvilElpis aren't you fun at parties, lol. When's the last time you changed the oil in your car, or replaced a headlight? It's inevitable that things break over time, and since the majority of the population aren't princesses we have to deal with it. what do you mean "don't buy shitty vehicles"? A shitty vehicle is one that costs upward of $1000 to fix every-time it breaks down, aka electrical problems. They're really annoying; people specialize in it- I've rewired motorcycles and newer trucks and it helps you appreciate the older, simpler cars.
P.S.- work on your comebacks- "Not all vehicles do that, moron. You are lazy, and ignorant." Proof of that? English above that of a 2nd grader?
Famous last words: Al I've been doing this for years
This show was awesome. I was 11 years old back in 2000 and this show was as good as the Simpsons
How Tim has stayed alive this long is beyond me!
plot armor!
Hes the highlander hes immortal
Immortal or just has infinite LUCK
Messing himself up so frequently with electricity and various chemicals and solvents has imbued him with super powers, and all those broken bones healed back stronger, making him almost invulnerable to impact damage.
this show was baller
My favorite funny part was when Tim accidentally hit the brake release of the crane to drop the steel beam on top of Jill's car (Chevy Nomad) which turns into a giant hot dog bun at 2:16!🤣LMAO!
That's one thing Jill got mad about.
Jill: "Tim, you got some splainning to do"
And remember: If your tool says Binford
GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! A TOOL'S NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YA!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I died it was so funny
@@themasoneverythingshow6915 which episode was that in?
@@jeradpaulson771 i dont remember
I love your suggestions. My favorites were your accessory arrangement and storing your tools within your house rather than in the garage. I admired the adorable, lovely tower in which you kept your instruments. I appreciate taking on responsibilities right now, just like you. Thank you for sharing! More videos about organization would be great!
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And at 2:17
The episode where he crushed that beautiful car just made me cry! Im so glad it was hopefully only a shell!
Louis McClung they didn’t crush a real nomad. www.imcdb.org/v009883.html
Yea. They had to go to great lengths to find that care just to smash it.
Its a miricle his wife never divorced him.
if it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else made it.
Mike Peterson what if it says Gedney?
@@alanmalcheski8882 What if it says Fucker?
steve Kos I don't know, what does it mean if it says FUCKER?
@@alanmalcheski8882 I don't know either, but it sure would be pretty funny.
steve Kos almost as funny as this show... so barely funny.
I love how when he messes up on the router he makes a B for Binford
Blood, Sweat & Gears should of been featured more on the show, such an underrated scene, and a beautiful example of a classic American truck.
Watched this show all the time growing up. Watched it all over again in Afghanistan. Severally underappreciated this show growing up. Fucking hilarious and also some good life lessons with Wilson and the pickles Tim put himself into
Hi-ho neighbor!
0:37.........BEST GAG OF THE WHOLE SERIES!!!!!!!!
My first name is Tim. I loved this show so much that my entire family calls me Timbo now because i liked his nickname so much.
the good ol days of tv
I remember always seeing this on growing up, but never actually watched a full episode. I had no idea it was a comedy show, and a good one at that. Always thought it was a boring show about tools and carpentry. 😂
Love the fact that Tim never ever learns
'If it doesn't say Binford on it... Somebody else makes it.'
I loved Home Improvement.
" and get a claw hammer get that out of your thigh put some Salve on it." Toolman first aid 101.
In my heart it's always tool time...
1600 - you got two of them now!!!!
LOL ! Why cant we have good shows like this anymore !
Because it's not a binge watchable drama series made by and for libtards.
That poor Nomad
they swapped it out for a different model for that shot. Not a Nomad
They animated that part.
A beam that big and heavy would compress those springs with no rebound. Not to mention that amount of weight would surely pop a tire
One of my all time favorite shows ever! I still watch it all the time. I love the relationship between Tim and Jill and Tim and the boys. So much better than the shows today. I love that he's a car guy bc I'm a car girl. I love muscle cars.
pamela anderson looks so good, and young,.,.,., good memories!!!!!!!!!
Before she got tattoos, fake tits, and plastic surgery
@@RaySchwarz. and before she got all gross on Tommy Lee and Kid ROCK!
gross!
Pre Barbed Wire Pamela Anderson was a real pretty woman. Her Baywatch days were the best, but after say 1995-96, it was all downhill from there...
Still to this day, that beam hurts!
2:17 one of the funniest scenes in TV history
A giant hot dog 🌭 bun
When around tools (hardware store) Tim the toolman Taylor comes out of me like a kid in toys r us. ...
Poor Tim. When he actually takes safety into consideration, he still screws up.
Beautiful truck!
Now all we need is a square peg, Al hope in! LMAO!
I loved this show
I'm in love with that truck!
We'll be right back after these messages from binford
brings back memories
U can see on LAFF tv network
couldn't then - and now, can't stop laughing!
Best show ever
the best part of Home Improvement was Tool Time.
Al keeping it together in the first scene is gold
Not even you can break that Tim.
Al: Don't bet on it! 😂
7:05 Not break but get shocked by⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
Becareful not to use a fishing rod in a lightening storm, tim did a great job making an electrical storm in the studio
I liked when Tim went up against Bob Vila
"Actually Tim the insurance company cancled on us after the fourth show."
Five minuets later and he proves the insurance agency's point.
Blood, Sweat, & Gears looks like a modified version of my dad's truck. Same paint job, too.
4:27 "BLOOD, SWEAT, AND GEARS!!"
There’s Super Dave, then there’s The Tool man. I get stomach cramps from laughing so hard!🤣🚑
7:05 And it was at that moment that Tim knew, he f@*ked up. LMAO!!!!!
This was a couple months before I graduated.. just wow
love this show!!!
That`s a good looking rod, That`s what she said.
The lesson at 2:15 is never let Tim operate a crane again. EVER.
Or leave a vehicle in close proximity of any equipment that Tim might use
clicked on for the jacked up Chevy truck !
Hell yea me too! Badass cherry truck.
I love it! lol watch it ever night
Love that truck!!!!!! I wish it was mine!!!
0:00-9:22 made my stomach burst open from laughter!
Always loved Tim.. Really funny freaking guy
0:00 9:22
Never trust Tim with a crane
Using Tim Allen's techniques I managed to rat out all my coke dealers and friends to avoid jail time just because as a comedic actor I was aggressively mediocre
AL: I would suggest going with the 2400 RPM's as opposed to the 2800.
Tim: That's nice Al, but I'm going with the4100 RPM.
AL: Tim, it doesn't go up that high.
Tim: It does now my friend. I rewired it.
ROFL
I super charged my lawn mower Whoops I ran over willson back to jail for me
Have always loved this show. Hysterical.
How did the piece of wood not fall through after this cut????? 3:10-3:15. Please explain looks like a pretty clean-cut to me...
0:40 'and no loose clothing'
*Tim's shirt comes off*
Or Heidi
Didn't Wilson used to say "hi-dee-ho" to Tim all the time? In this case, it would be "Heidi-ho"! ;)
“Before you sand this table, will you reimburse me?”
No response
🤣
Absolute classic
7:33 Tim and Al should both be wearing respirators . OH and S would freak out today!
The best:
I love Home Improvement so much:P
Nagyon állat:D sorozat:P
Eugene Tackleberry at his best!
The one at 3:31 is from season 1, "Jill's Birthday"
i love tool time!!
I don't understand how people dislike this, did you not know what you were clicking on? Go put your thumbs somewhere else.
Tim gluing his head to the table will always be my favorite. 2nd is "Al's a gal" permanently on the side of the building.
Great show.
I really like Last Man Standing, but this show is way better!!!
Lol I remember the nail gun to the camera man. I laughed so hard at that as a kid
-Not even you can break that, Tim
-Don't bet on it
How did tim.lose his shirt so fast?? Now thats magic....
I miss this show❤
"Put an apron on there and we'll call it Al's mom." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It hurts every time I see that nomad get squished
Not actually a Nomad. They mocked up a fake, rather than destroying a classic.
Tim the Tool Man Taylor: Turning nail guns into rail guns since high school shop class.
I think they came out with a Super Nintendo game where Tim used the nail gun as his weapon of choice, haha :P
@@RDSports5 Someone should make a game where you play as Tim, constantly "upgrading" regular tools into horrific weapons which will totally break the Geneva Convention in half.
Game Al: "Tim, did you turn that electric can opener into a saw-blade launcher? *_Again?"_*
You can unlock fast travel with the "Harley Lawn Mower" perk, but it drives in reverse, so you can only fast travel to places you have already been.
home improvement, it a cool show
Excellent. ♡ T.E.N.
The square body is adorable
Hirthirt hirt adorable?
@@austinverbeek5822 absolutely
OMG, i started watching this, i'm like oh god, nothings gonna go wrong here
WRONG!
Ok, they seriously need to reboot this show.
It wouldn't be the same.
And they did something similar-last man standing.
Then later put the two characters in the same UNIVERSE. And had them actually meet each other.
@@jasonleslie203 Well of course it wouldn't. But that doesn't mean it couldn't be funny.
Twenty plus years pass & have Tim still blow everything up.
@@zap_sigma1 if they did it right. Found the right actor chemistry. And good story telling. Then it might work.
2:25 I wish they both gave the thumbs up, and said "...And that's how you work the crane."
2:25
Wow, Pamela looked great!👍🏻