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  • Опубликовано: 21 фев 2009
  • New host, same show, new lineup, same corniness. Just kidding. ^_^. Tim & Al take the front 9 on the Tool Time Links. Copyright 2009 FTN.
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  • @mathewhaight
    @mathewhaight 2 года назад +42

    Imagine if there was never a home improvement, and they just made a full half hour tool Time show.

    • @scottallpress3818
      @scottallpress3818 Год назад +4

      It would have been all I wanted as a kid anyway ….

    • @drl5002
      @drl5002 Год назад +2

      When I watched Shining Time Station, I always wished it would just be the Thomas the Tank Engine part. Now of course they have just that so I guess I got my wish.

    • @MrGetitup269
      @MrGetitup269 Год назад +1

      The Season 6 episode "Totally Tool Time" is pretty close to that.

    • @LuigiStrikeForceChaz
      @LuigiStrikeForceChaz Год назад +1

      That would be cool, but I'd probably lose interest. I've already seen Night Court

  • @codemaster94
    @codemaster94 3 года назад +19

    I showed this to my dad and when Tim says Not anymore, and that he bored the driver to a .44 Magnum my dad was laughing 😂

  • @Trojan-jv2lu
    @Trojan-jv2lu 4 года назад +39

    Payne: That's cheating.
    Al: Welcome to my world.

  • @marcbelo7301
    @marcbelo7301 Год назад +15

    95 yards, nice shot miss 😂😂

  • @MrPackers2012
    @MrPackers2012 9 лет назад +133

    "95 Yards! Nice shot, Miss!"

    • @sarahhenry1845
      @sarahhenry1845 5 лет назад +2

      I think that's why Al disliked this video.

    • @RazvanMihaeanu
      @RazvanMihaeanu 3 года назад +1

      @@sarahhenry1845 More like 129 misses.

    • @madthing5738
      @madthing5738 2 года назад +1

      @@RazvanMihaeanu Al really was that bad at golfing.

    • @samcalderas870
      @samcalderas870 2 года назад +1

      I died at that.😂

  • @josephmayotte8879
    @josephmayotte8879 4 года назад +37

    As Buzz Lightyear would say “Too infinity and beyond!”

    • @rosecruz1344
      @rosecruz1344 3 года назад +2

      Tim Allen voiced Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story

    • @claytonhess5512
      @claytonhess5512 Год назад +1

      Too bad the network probably wouldn't let him get away with that at the time. When was this episode released?

    • @cutemimi25
      @cutemimi25 4 месяца назад

      ​@@claytonhess5512since both are owned by Disney he might have gotten away with it, he did say to infinity and beyond in the movie The Shaggy Dog

  • @archive881
    @archive881 Год назад +6

    If that's what a .44 magnum charge can do what would a 50-caliber bullet do, send it to Mars!?

    • @gradel888
      @gradel888 10 месяцев назад +3

      More like neptune

    • @jorgeluiscazares9835
      @jorgeluiscazares9835 21 день назад

      I think it would leave our solar system,past Pluto

  • @kalindatchev994
    @kalindatchev994 6 лет назад +29

    Al actually has a pretty good swing. Payne Stewart, of course, had one of the most gorgeous swings of all time... RIP :(

    • @gradel888
      @gradel888 10 месяцев назад

      But Tim had the best swing out of all three of them

  • @turbo1431
    @turbo1431 4 года назад +9

    Note the subtle diss at Al's skills. "Well aside from a few lessons, you need this club with a bigger sweet spot"

  • @buffalobraves9
    @buffalobraves9 3 года назад +9

    This was filmed about a year before Payne's tragic death.

  • @damosanchex
    @damosanchex 12 лет назад +26

    RIP Payne

  • @coyclown
    @coyclown 8 лет назад +68

    I remember the death of Payne Stewart. Such a horribly sad freak accident! Rest peacefully, Payne!

    • @bowlchamps37
      @bowlchamps37 6 лет назад +2

      Oh, that was him. I saw it on Mayday and never realized it was him. OMG. I just re-read the article. And one of the deceased was a guy called Bruce Borland. And we all know Al´s surname. What a coincidence.

    • @bowlnow824
      @bowlnow824 5 лет назад +2

      I love his memorial at pine Hurst. he was truly a class act

    • @Powerranger-le4up
      @Powerranger-le4up 4 года назад +1

      I just watched the Mayday episode centering on that crash. He was taken too soon.

    • @cappy2282
      @cappy2282 4 года назад +1

      Damn, I was just wondering what happened to him? I didn't know he passed away

    • @marycanary
      @marycanary Год назад

      How did he die?

  • @philipmonihan8222
    @philipmonihan8222 8 лет назад +30

    I remember that from my childhood. Tim Allen hitting a golf ball to the moon...

    • @MrDgwphotos
      @MrDgwphotos 7 лет назад +2

      Astronaut Alan Shepard actually DID hit a golf ball on the moon.

    • @philipmonihan8222
      @philipmonihan8222 7 лет назад +2

      MrDgwphotos Yeah but Alan Shepard was never on my TV.

    • @sparkshark789
      @sparkshark789 6 лет назад +1

      To infinity and beyond

    • @sarahhenry5788
      @sarahhenry5788 6 лет назад +1

      To infinity with cheating

    • @troygarza4289
      @troygarza4289 6 лет назад +1

      Its not cheating, it's MORE POWER!

  • @markbartlett2582
    @markbartlett2582 6 лет назад +9

    I miss that show soo much

  • @TheAlfrulz
    @TheAlfrulz 6 лет назад +20

    Wow. Tim actually getting the best of everyone during a competition.
    More power!

    • @drl5002
      @drl5002 3 года назад +4

      He got the most distance, but he is the furthest from the hole.

    • @marckempe2143
      @marckempe2143 2 года назад +5

      @@drl5002 it’s a driving contest meaning the most important thing is distance.

    • @marycanary
      @marycanary Год назад +1

      Yeah but he cheated so I think that disqualifies him and that Payne was the real winner.

    • @marckempe2143
      @marckempe2143 Год назад +4

      @@marycanary he wasn’t doing it to play fair, he was just having some fun.

    • @evieblue959
      @evieblue959 Год назад +1

      yeah, he upgraded something and it actually worked for once XD

  • @MattKittredge2112
    @MattKittredge2112 6 лет назад +42

    "What's your handicap, Al?"
    "Tim."
    Awesome, LOL

    • @smill1985
      @smill1985 3 года назад +2

      That's a great answer! 😄

  • @brandoninglin7566
    @brandoninglin7566 4 года назад +5

    0:30-
    2:10-2:31
    2:33-2:37
    2:56-3:00
    3:47-4:03
    is my favorite part of the video ‼️💯

  • @thepowernator6241
    @thepowernator6241 7 дней назад

    3:47 Gone where no golf ball has ever gone before

  • @stevenscottoddballz
    @stevenscottoddballz 6 лет назад +15

    02:21 Aw, COME on, Tim! I would have LOVED to hear the rest of the explanation of the simulator! :(

    • @TheFinancialAdvocacyPodcast
      @TheFinancialAdvocacyPodcast 5 лет назад +1

      Here you go: ruclips.net/video/aW2LvQUcwqc/видео.html

    • @jltaco85
      @jltaco85 4 года назад +1

      @@TheFinancialAdvocacyPodcast lmao you magnificent bastard. I replayed that video 3 times until i read the description and went to the comment section and realize what you had done!!

    • @ccc0909
      @ccc0909 3 года назад

      Vector velocities is all you need to know.

    • @stevenscottoddballz
      @stevenscottoddballz 3 года назад +2

      @@ccc0909 That didn't help much. Al has a GREAT way of explaining things so that those less technical {Like myself} could understand more easilier how things work.

  • @timpritchard5397
    @timpritchard5397 6 лет назад

    Thanks For Uplading. Great job dude!

  • @cutemimi25
    @cutemimi25 8 лет назад +8

    "You the Man!!!"

  • @fleeex1954
    @fleeex1954 4 года назад +3

    "Welcome to my world"

  • @dmitrivlad8538
    @dmitrivlad8538 8 лет назад +29

    finally. .. Tim got something right!

    • @Anthyrion
      @Anthyrion 6 лет назад +3

      And it didn't explode! :O

    • @luigihoratio5101
      @luigihoratio5101 3 года назад +5

      Ironically, Tim created something that is actually in existence to this very day

    • @smill1985
      @smill1985 3 года назад +3

      He's DA MAN!!! 😉

  • @Chevypower265
    @Chevypower265 15 лет назад +5

    "You the man!"

  • @joejackson4202
    @joejackson4202 4 года назад +2

    .44 mag hahahahaha. The KING!

  • @claytonhess5512
    @claytonhess5512 5 лет назад +4

    2:21 Funny thing about velocity: by definition, it *is* a vector.

  • @FrankWolenczak
    @FrankWolenczak 7 лет назад +11

    "You Da Man!" Best saying ever

    • @FrankWolenczak
      @FrankWolenczak 3 года назад

      @Christian Galvan Couldn't you have put more effort into your answer? as I can't blow a path through what you just said

    • @FrankWolenczak
      @FrankWolenczak 3 года назад

      @Christian Galvan I have heard of RDR2, Still haven't finished the Campaign and yet to start the online campaign as I prefer to do the online campaign in peace

    • @rosecruz1344
      @rosecruz1344 3 года назад

      I thought it was "view the man"

  • @Thompsonnw
    @Thompsonnw 6 лет назад +2

    You The Man!

  • @mikepeterson764
    @mikepeterson764 6 лет назад +3

    you the man.

  • @ICEMAV114
    @ICEMAV114 4 года назад +1

    "YOU THE MAN"

  • @Mark-ot6sy
    @Mark-ot6sy 5 лет назад +3

    Tim, what's your handicap?
    Payne, Payne, Payne, Payne, Payne!
    I figured it would be, with all those burns and abrasions.

  • @devinatorbros4205
    @devinatorbros4205 8 лет назад +3

    That was the funniest video ever!

  • @marckempe2143
    @marckempe2143 Год назад +4

    “Tim, when you’re in the public eye, you have to have a trademark. With me, Snickers, with you, it’s burns and abrasions.”
    The unsaid one was, “With Al, it’s flannel.”

  • @nicholasmorsovillo2752
    @nicholasmorsovillo2752 Год назад +1

    I know the history of Golf and that it started in Europe I forgot which country was it either Scotland or Ireland where golf is popular.

  • @daynonweaver292
    @daynonweaver292 6 лет назад +1

    Impressive intro and outro. NES Open and Super Mario RPG's Forest Maze.

  • @haydenlipczenko4526
    @haydenlipczenko4526 5 лет назад

    This reminds me of a golf computer game I used to play called 'Links Pro'.

  • @Mandalore08
    @Mandalore08 10 лет назад +8

    WOOOOOOOOO Ric Flair

  • @animemangafan1987
    @animemangafan1987 2 месяца назад

    Tim's the man for hitting his virtual golf ball on the moon with his damn cheating golf club! Fire in the hole at 3:48!🤣LMAO!

  • @Powerranger-le4up
    @Powerranger-le4up 4 года назад +2

    I just saw the Mayday episode centering on the crash that took his life. He was taken too soon.

  • @KRS2000
    @KRS2000 4 года назад +1

    Nice touch on putting NES Open Golf theme at the beginning.

    • @AvoozlPlays
      @AvoozlPlays 4 года назад

      Eh, it looks more like a SNES game, the graphics look too advanced for that NES game.

    • @KRS2000
      @KRS2000 4 года назад

      @@AvoozlPlays I'm talking about the theme music. The title and menu screen on NES Open Golf, nothing about graphics.

    • @AvoozlPlays
      @AvoozlPlays 4 года назад

      @@KRS2000 My bad, I missed that you said theme.

    • @KRS2000
      @KRS2000 4 года назад

      @@AvoozlPlays No problemo. It happens. I do it all the time to be honest.

  • @Perich29
    @Perich29 2 года назад

    A Golf simulator, I think this vid predicted Nintendo wii.

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 Год назад +1

    Hole In One

  • @AaronGanaron
    @AaronGanaron 7 лет назад +2

    Huh, Tim didn't get hurt...

  • @drl5002
    @drl5002 Год назад +1

    In all honesty the club Tim used would not work with the golf simulator since you have to actually swing the club for the sensors to register anything.

  • @Burkemper100
    @Burkemper100 13 лет назад +3

    95 yards nice shot miss lol

  • @Magpie_Mark92
    @Magpie_Mark92 3 года назад

    I loved Al

  • @blakegiunta2745
    @blakegiunta2745 3 года назад +1

    44 magnum most powerful driver in the room

  • @danwesson2955
    @danwesson2955 4 года назад

    RIP Payne 😩

  • @dragonball3166
    @dragonball3166 4 года назад +2

    That’s golf Toolman way

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 3 года назад +1

    Around of Golf

  • @jeradpaulson771
    @jeradpaulson771 6 лет назад

    What episode was this in ?

  • @tylerwilliamson7128
    @tylerwilliamson7128 3 года назад +1

    2:37 95 yards nice shot miss

  • @fliparachi3647
    @fliparachi3647 6 лет назад

    Woukd the golfball bounce on the moon?

  • @starwarsguy1100
    @starwarsguy1100 11 лет назад

    What season is this episode on and what # episode is it?

    • @claytonhess5512
      @claytonhess5512 5 лет назад

      I want to know the year it was released, whether the 44 was still the most powerful at the time.

  • @markallen9896
    @markallen9896 6 лет назад +3

    Payne Stewart 😔😔

  • @brianpeters9601
    @brianpeters9601 Год назад

    Wonder how happy Gilmore would do on the golf simulator ?

  • @user-pt2ln7fe3e
    @user-pt2ln7fe3e 6 лет назад +1

    72k views and just 260 upvotes.

  • @philswaim392
    @philswaim392 6 лет назад

    where the fuck am i when im seeing retro game graphics and music along side home improvement clips?

  • @landinjones7252
    @landinjones7252 Год назад

    THAT'S MI BOI

  • @Riley_Mundt
    @Riley_Mundt 3 года назад

    3:08 The amazing thing is, it's real.

  • @matthewguggino5488
    @matthewguggino5488 5 лет назад

    Mario rpg...forest theme...nice

  • @TheScrabbleKing
    @TheScrabbleKing 14 лет назад +6

    YOU DA MAN!

  • @saberiandream316
    @saberiandream316 2 года назад

    Episode?

  • @mustangjosh9133
    @mustangjosh9133 2 года назад

    RIP

  • @christophestevenson1448
    @christophestevenson1448 3 года назад

    Question: there was a command structure for posting this clips?

    • @ThePerihelion
      @ThePerihelion  3 года назад

      It's a very long story. Let's just say...yes. We were all young and crazy once.

    • @christophestevenson1448
      @christophestevenson1448 3 года назад +1

      @@ThePerihelion yes, I know that feeling. Please allow me to thank you for the shared memories.

  • @Guanchen
    @Guanchen 13 лет назад +1

    ahaha fire in the hole

  • @2410jrod
    @2410jrod 7 лет назад +1

    Forget the 44 put in the 500 S&W I wanna see how far that ball goes lmao

    • @gradel888
      @gradel888 6 лет назад

      any kind of shotgun could do as well

    • @claytonhess5512
      @claytonhess5512 5 лет назад

      That depends on when this episode was made. The 500 wasn't available until 2003. A 454 Casull, maybe (Super Redhawk was the first to offer the chambering in 97).

    • @2410jrod
      @2410jrod 5 лет назад

      Clayton Hess I know that I’m just saying you know. It would be funny to see

  • @manpower386ify
    @manpower386ify Год назад

    I remember wanting to be a repairman as inspired by Tool Time. But nawww nevee happened.

  • @hollywoodhiggins1576
    @hollywoodhiggins1576 Год назад

    Payne Stewart died in a plane crash! Jets flew along side of the plane an noticed all the windows were frozen with ice from the inside! The followed the plane til it ran out of gas an crashed! Rip payne

  • @familyoftacticaldroids309
    @familyoftacticaldroids309 Год назад

    I'm so glad Hulu added this show to its streaming! But for how long..?
    I've noticed once I've finished rewatching a show from years ago, it would suddenly need this Live TV thing that costs a heck load of money.
    I hope it doesn't do it to my fave sitcom!

  • @sarahhenry5788
    @sarahhenry5788 6 лет назад

    Tim's a pumpkin eater

  • @boosted_2j
    @boosted_2j 6 лет назад

    classic lol

  • @zacharydevan4107
    @zacharydevan4107 3 года назад

    Mr. Stuart's flight after filming home improvement had a few complications.

    • @ccc0909
      @ccc0909 3 года назад

      HURRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

  • @anthonybarefoot6744
    @anthonybarefoot6744 4 года назад +4

    The background music at first almost made this unwatchable. Luckily I can skip it

  • @GoatzombieBubba
    @GoatzombieBubba 5 лет назад +3

    reupload without the shitty intro

  • @albdamned577
    @albdamned577 Год назад

    lol there was a guy who did this was a baseball bat.

  • @corygriffiths4394
    @corygriffiths4394 Год назад

    Payne Stewart was killed in a plane crash

  • @adampalmer7387
    @adampalmer7387 5 лет назад

    35 hehehe

  • @MattyMalvs9
    @MattyMalvs9 4 года назад +1

    Who ever made this video with the explanations is like al just shut up and play the video 😂

  • @toddsmitts
    @toddsmitts 12 лет назад +13

    "Miles and miles and miles!"
    Thumbs up if you get the reference.

  • @brentneal5955
    @brentneal5955 4 года назад

    golf club for old people

  • @AvoozlPlays
    @AvoozlPlays 4 года назад

    Is that a real golf club?

  • @andyoutlaww7494
    @andyoutlaww7494 3 года назад

    2:21

  • @PieFights
    @PieFights 5 лет назад

    3:44 in t - 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 lift off we have lift Michael lake reporting from the ABC space shuttle one the ball just landed on the moon

  • @ianalyzeeverysecondiexist
    @ianalyzeeverysecondiexist 2 года назад +5

    Best sitcom of the 90's. Back when people weren't easily offended.

    • @nuraby_9228
      @nuraby_9228 8 месяцев назад

      lmao plenty of people were whining about shit in the 90's. You just weren't born then. 🤣

    • @ianalyzeeverysecondiexist
      @ianalyzeeverysecondiexist 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@nuraby_9228 LMAO, you don't even know what you're talking about, even saying I wasn't born back then😂😂😂I was born in the 80's, but hey, whatever works for you, go ahead and assume what you want. Yup, some people were also offended in the 90's, but people are offended much easier today. Do I really need to spell it out for you..?

    • @ianalyzeeverysecondiexist
      @ianalyzeeverysecondiexist 8 месяцев назад

      @@nuraby_9228 Colonial goods such as vanilla and cocoa aren't allowed to be labled as "colonial" anymore, because apparently it's now insulting, considering the period when my country partially colonized African and Indian territory. No one mentioned that in the 90's. Some people want to ban calendars, displaying topless women, because it's all of a sudden a big issue, which wasn't an issue in the 90's. Home improvement, and other sitcoms, such as The Nanny, could also get away with more. That show was launched in 1993. A character like Fran Fine would cause an outrage among todays feminists, given the clothes she wore and dated many different guys. American Pie from 1999 IS considered sexist today among SJW's, but a lot more people found it hilarious when it came out. I saw these shows when they appeared on TV for the first time, so yeah, I do remember things I saw before I was born. Because considering your prejudiced statement, that must have been the case😏

  • @childUK
    @childUK 14 лет назад

    That machine doesn't seem to work for lefty's...:(

    • @WBenson1985
      @WBenson1985 5 лет назад

      childUK uhh, just turn the pad around

  • @oeao2841
    @oeao2841 4 года назад +1

    How about top 10 Tim Taylor insults about women 😂🤣 why don’t men do this nowadays? Al Bundy and Tim Taylor bashed women all the time like nothin

    • @Predator42ID
      @Predator42ID 4 года назад +1

      Al Bundy and Tim Taylor didn't have to worry about being fired or sued for the stupid sake of a BS political narrative.

  • @patrickradcliffe3837
    @patrickradcliffe3837 4 месяца назад

    Kind of morbid clip.

  • @garganrose
    @garganrose 4 года назад +1

    I doubt that a 44 magnum would even be able to get a bullet to The Moon much less a golf ball.

  • @AWayOfLiving84
    @AWayOfLiving84 3 месяца назад

    🌏🕵🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @chrisuncleahmad
    @chrisuncleahmad 3 года назад

    "I don't think so, Tim'

  • @mrmint13
    @mrmint13 4 года назад +1

    That intro music is annoying af

  • @SpeedyEric1
    @SpeedyEric1 6 лет назад +2

    3:25- I'm surprised that Trump is cheap enough to NOT get one of those drivers for his weekend golf trips.

    • @salamander-hi4ov
      @salamander-hi4ov Год назад

      same for your clintons not cheap enough to NOT get one cause americans won't make golf clubs or golf balls! still demanding china to make for america!

  • @Mehwhatevr
    @Mehwhatevr Год назад +1

    I think the the game is fake. It was created by Tim and his team to shame Al.

  • @davidwinston6721
    @davidwinston6721 6 лет назад

    THUMBS DOWN ANNOYING AND UNNECESSARY SOUNDTRACK ADDED. MUTE!

  • @smokedorman4628
    @smokedorman4628 11 месяцев назад

    R.I.p payne

  • @youbestbequiet
    @youbestbequiet 4 года назад

    RIP Payne

  • @Ghost-Of-Kyiv-
    @Ghost-Of-Kyiv- 3 года назад

    RIP Payne