@@historydude844 before watching this i was like "oh i know a thing or two about them", and now i am just confused andddd if i start digging deeper i will probably end up even more confused 😭
Wow as a kpop stan i never thought I would see a "unhelpful guide" on ghost 😭 or like any other band outside of kpop but thank you for making this I've recently got back into ghost and this was super helpful 😩😩♡
That was actually a really helpful video about Ghost. An ex co-worker ran into me at a club. He kept saying, “I liked the 2nd singer better than the 3rd...” I couldn’t get him to understand costumes exist. I could’ve used your fkn video.
My husband SWORE up and down it was a real person with face paint( referring to papa III) cause it looked so real. I showed him this and now he gets it lol
It feels like most ghost fans are holding all this info just out of reach and I've been desperately trying to learn literally anything for so long, so thanks for all of this 😅
@@2yoyoyo1Unplugged i def wanna make a part 2 to update! rumor is a new chapter will come out soon so i may wait until thats out and the era is 100% wrapped up.
just another sad millennial I know that reportedly Tobias was in the studio in January producing a standalone single, so I think the new chapter will probably be whenever that track drops.
Hi everyone! thank you so much for the support on this video! I'm so happy people are loving this video, just wanted to say I do want to make a 'unhelpful guide to a final gig named death' to tide us over till the new era. :)
just another sad millennial im sorry for commenting this but this exact mf post got me into ghost so i blame you and also thank you,,, I’ve literally watched this too many time but I aslo don’t want to ruin the 69k views
btw if ads appear on this video that aint me, loma vista found my nine seconds of Cirice and thought 'huh! i own this whole ass video!'. If they ever put ads on this just turn on ad block bc Tobias ain't even gonna get that money.
this turned up in my recommended four weeks ago. i went to listen to monstrance clock afterwards and four weeks later, i know their discography off by heart. thank you op, this band is incredible
I so feel you! Those things would be the antichrist of musical instruments if it wasn't for the existence of ... THE SYRINX (aka panpipe)! "El Condor Pasa", anyone?
One really wild bit of information I recently discovered is that their lady ghoul bassist is actually from another band called "Lez Zepplin" (as in LEZbain Led Zepplin). It's a Led Zepplin Cover band composed of all female instrumentalists/ vocalists.
wow. i started looking into this band because i heard a song of theirs and liked it (and also i wont lie i saw some clips and ive got a bit of a mask kink 💀). i really did not fuckjng know what i was getting myself into.
Nah im the same. I come from a religious household and I'm gen confused between being atheist, religious or straight up satanic. Like... 😢I'll stay atheist idk
4:37 "This is Papa Noodle" - thanks, robo-voice, your pronunciation is on point. Also, let's welcome Papa Copia! (Also, you could do an update of the HIMYM part.)
This is legit the best video on the internet. I haven't laughed like this in ages. I need more videos like this! (Preferably of Ghost) My favorite line was about Swiss "Shakes his titties and dances like rent is due tomorrow"
Me too, now I have all of ghosts videos of my favorite songs! And watch and listen to them every night. I love the whole concept, but I had a very hard time trying to explain to my best (very spiritual God person) what ghost is all about.
This made my day! It's so accurate that every description had me smiling from ear to ear. I love Ghost and I'm so glad to be around to see the legacy continue through Popia (Papa IV)
This made me laugh at a time when I really needed it. The world sucks because of a certain pandemic. Plus it was very useful to learn about this Ghost.
if u want to laugh and entertain yourself u know... you can check out Studio c and Jk studios.they really helped me through some serious shit in my life.
Dumb Shyt you’re welcome 😊 especially their old sketches, season 1-9. basically the ones with OG casts. And plz stay positive do something u like. It’s gonna be over soon. I‘ve been in quarantine for 27 days now and I haven’t lost my shit …well yet 😂 stay safe 🙌🏻
this video would have helped me so much when I first got into ghost, instead if living 2 months of my life trying to figure out the story line and which ghoul is which
As a Catholic boy who loves Jesus, prays to God, doesn’t drink or do drugs by choice and listens to Dragonforce just about everyday, these guys sound pretty good!
I just discovered Ghost only a couple weeks ago. First time I heard them was during the current tour with co-headliner Volbeat (who was the band I actually wanted to see). Ghost was great live, so I decided to start looking more into it. Now my mind is blown. There's apparently a lot more to these guys than just the music. Lol
I love this so much that anytime I want to introduce someone to Ghost, this will be the video I send them after I lure them in with their catchy tunes.
Thank you. Now I know more about ghost and they have become my favorite band. I started listening to them because my dad played "Mary on a Cross" in the car. That song is my favorite
as someone who knows absolutely nothing about ghost, except for like, literally one song (year zero, sorry if that's the worst) i thoroughly enjoyed this video, even if i didn't know what was happening most of the time. i like your sense of humor :)
yo thank u thank you thank u for this vid. I just fully got into ghost not last week and I've been devouring everything I can. I am constantly coming back to this video to refresh myself!!!
This video made me so happy. Comes right in time, too, after hearing about Ghost for the first time about two weeks ago, and then spending these weeks completely submerged in the music and lore and videos and fandom.... What a brilliant, hilarious, on-point video!!! makes me feel so understood haha!! can't wait for more!!!
update! an unhelpful update to ghost is out! ruclips.net/video/eap3LQrx6As/видео.html
Why not your real voice? I bet it sounds pretty
@@streamer_services fucking ew
@@streamer_services because. funny robot voice equals lol.
@@streamer_services 🤨
@@streamer_services Thats weird asf dude 💀
i often wonder if this band exists or if it's just one insane fever dream
strangestdreamm ikr?
strangestdreamm it’s real 😂?
It's real they are good
This has 666 likes and legally I can't give it a like.
It’s a scooby doo exclusive band to me and I love them
Okay I know this is suppose to be a meme but this is the most straightforward information I've gotten out of anyone about this band so thank you
i really did want it to be helpful so im so happy so many people find it helpful lol
this made everything way more confusing for me 😭
@@doomerzoomer are you a chick?
@@CoreyandCrew ye why
@@doomerzoomer neat
ok but that's legit informative, cos ghost intentionally tries to be confusing af so finding straightforward information is so hard
i still find this very confusing💀
@@MarysMonster sameee! I just did like a solid hour of research and I'm even more confused than before!
@@historydude844 before watching this i was like "oh i know a thing or two about them", and now i am just confused andddd if i start digging deeper i will probably end up even more confused 😭
@@MarysMonster i’m so glad i’m not the only one 😭😭😭 i’m still confused
@@marticsz it's a persona... The whole thing is orchestrated by one guy and the other "band members" are just stand ins
"Which were really just an excuse to live in a german expressionist film" IM DYING. UNDERRATED JOKE
THANK YOU. PAPA3 IS A FILM NERD NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE
@@doomerzoomer 100% TRUTH.
MY FAV JOKE HERE😭
*someone go get grandpa he got on stage again*
SyrinxPriest2112 I DIED 😂😂😂
@@KatTerrorSF No, HE died
Ok
Hey daddy
WHY ISN'T THIS HEARTED-
How was this a shit post. This was an in depth documentary about a cosplayer and his friends playing in a band
Update: Cardinal Copia becomes papa IV
yeye
we love popia
I saw it happen with my own two eyes, it was glorious
julius ochoa yes I do
Long may he reign
Wow as a kpop stan i never thought I would see a "unhelpful guide" on ghost 😭 or like any other band outside of kpop but thank you for making this I've recently got back into ghost and this was super helpful 😩😩♡
i was extremely inspired by those, not a fan of kpop anymore but the videos are funny as
I wasn't expecting there to be a kpop/ghost overlap but here we are
Ahh yes the kpop to Ghost pipeline
@@doomerzoomer I'm really happy you made this video, it was one of the most entertaining 'unhelpful guides' I have ever seen. Thank you haha
Lol, imagine being kpop Stan, depressing.
"LARPing as his OC's and we just let him" i cant
its true and we need to call him out on it haha
Dude I made a post on tumblr saying that Tobi is just larping as copia lmao
@@natattack96 You mean Popia, right?
@@neuralmute this was before the anointment of Papa IV, long may he reign
@@natattack96 Nema.
It’s so nice to see a metal / Music meme that’s actually up to date and not just “JUSTIN BIEBER BAD”
magik mike
ikr it's been like 8 years since justin bieber bad memes were funny
I got a lot of respect for Table Fringe, not a lot of people can make a living off their Pope-sonas.
cat21860 im just waiting for someone to post fan made content on deviantart
t a b l e f r i n g e
TABLE FRINGE LMAO I LOVE AUTOCORRECT
T A B L E F R I N G E
This comment made my day
as someone who’s just getting into ghost, thank you for the quick history lesson
This is literally the best meme I've seen come out of this fandom and you should be proud
omg thank you!!!!!!!!!!!
@@doomerzoomer Seriously. I've watched this too many times. Toblerone Fornication should be proud.
@@neuralmute Toblerone Fornication has cost me my life tonight, I hope you're happy.
@@phantomvir Oddly and inordinately pleased, for some reason.
I actually never knew they had a fandom
This actually is, non-ironically, the most helpful guide to Ghost there is.
That was actually a really helpful video about Ghost. An ex co-worker ran into me at a club. He kept saying, “I liked the 2nd singer better than the 3rd...” I couldn’t get him to understand costumes exist. I could’ve used your fkn video.
Kathleen A Storyteller not gunna lie, I just now understand they are costumes. I was googling the deaths of the singers and I was super confused.
My husband SWORE up and down it was a real person with face paint( referring to papa III) cause it looked so real. I showed him this and now he gets it lol
@@heatherbradley5930🤣🤣 and my husband wondered that why's there so old looking frontman such a new band.. -Watchin' Cardi.
Had no clue it is a mask.
So are they all the same person then I’m confuse
@@gbh105 yes
It feels like most ghost fans are holding all this info just out of reach and I've been desperately trying to learn literally anything for so long, so thanks for all of this 😅
I don’t think they’re holding it in it’s just a case that’s it’s v confusing to talk about.
Yo am I the only one who thinks papa 2 without makeup is pitbull?
RIP cant say you're wrong tho
just another sad millennial what if papa 2 isn’t dead but just became pitbull
@@Jojo-nh8xc NOOOOOOOOO
just another sad millennial imagine papa 2 being like “Mr. 305 Mr. Worldwide DALLEEEEE MEET ME AT THE HOTEL ROOM”
@@Jojo-nh8xc this comment is so underrated , I WHEEZED💀💀💀
"flips between 2 states of existence, anxious and horny. He likes rats and rigatoni"
That's a little too relatable for comfort-
Only thing missing is the Kazoo of Destiny, it deserves its own part
oh my god you are right! i think there will be a second part after the march show/when the new album comes out so i'll add it in there
just another sad millennial please tell me there will be an update about Papa IV’s glorious ascension?
@@2yoyoyo1Unplugged i def wanna make a part 2 to update! rumor is a new chapter will come out soon so i may wait until thats out and the era is 100% wrapped up.
just another sad millennial I know that reportedly Tobias was in the studio in January producing a standalone single, so I think the new chapter will probably be whenever that track drops.
@@doomerzoomer still crying in wait as of April 13th
As someone VERY new to and late getting fully into Ghost, this has been the absolute most helpful thing ever. Absolutely love the memes as well ❤
This is the only video where I didnt stop watching due to robotic voice. AWESOME
thank you! I want to one day do voice over for other videos but for the unhelpful guide meme I had to do robotic voice over
@ellzedd41 Then that guitar lick. He will lick everything to death.
@@neuralmute OH YOU MEANT AN _ACTUAL_ LICK
“Very gay, step on me ladies”
That is a mood Fr
"Toenail Fungus" hahaha. I call him Toblerone Fudge
LMAO! Toblerone fudge, love it! LOLOLOL!
My favorite was Toad Frog
Tabletop Fornicator.
Tutti Frutti
i call him Tender Father
Narrator: *mentions something about tumblr having an nsfw ban because of the people wanting to bone papa I*
Me : **sweats in goth**
We love Tortellini Fettuccine in this household
you mean
Squidward Tortellini-Fettuccine?
Tabernacle Forest!
Hi everyone! thank you so much for the support on this video! I'm so happy people are loving this video, just wanted to say I do want to make a 'unhelpful guide to a final gig named death' to tide us over till the new era. :)
just another sad millennial I literally watch this so often it’s like just one of those perfect posts.
just another sad millennial im sorry for commenting this but this exact mf post got me into ghost so i blame you and also thank you,,, I’ve literally watched this too many time but I aslo don’t want to ruin the 69k views
taymoresume - literally same
In these strange and uncertain times, WE NEED ANOTHER UNHELPFUL GUIDE!
HAIL POPIA!
@@neuralmute maybe a script is currently being written >:)
btw if ads appear on this video that aint me, loma vista found my nine seconds of Cirice and thought 'huh! i own this whole ass video!'. If they ever put ads on this just turn on ad block bc Tobias ain't even gonna get that money.
relationship with cardinal ratboy over , all hail r a t d a d d y
When you realized that the wishes of this person of Cardinal Copia to become a papa came to reality
Everything is connected...
perhaps i am tobias forge and my kids have taught me memes so i can secretly rely new information
@@doomerzoomer 🤯🤯🤯
@@doomerzoomer I Know I Mustn't be the only scrub to think this is true 🤣😈👏💯
"dance rat boy dance" i am DECEASED
subvision tobias being called a soft boy gave me whiplash oh my god i wish u were wrong
he's just a soft myspace era emo boy uwu
just another sad millennial so far so noir more like so far so owo what’s this?
@@cherry-bk2yr and i may never be able to listen to that album again oh god
just another sad millennial soft boy tob’s impact 😪✊🏻
this turned up in my recommended four weeks ago. i went to listen to monstrance clock afterwards and four weeks later, i know their discography off by heart. thank you op, this band is incredible
welcome to the clergy! i cant believe this is just turning up on peoples recs hahaha
When it brought up dewdrop my eyes widened so hard i love him so much
he is the best ghoul. love that trash gremlin
@@doomerzoomer me too ☺❤
6:43 Never in my life did I ever think anyone could play the keyboard guitar unironiclly, and on top of that, look super cool while doing so!!!!
I so feel you! Those things would be the antichrist of musical instruments if it wasn't for the existence of ... THE SYRINX (aka panpipe)! "El Condor Pasa", anyone?
The voice makes this video so much funnier 😂😂 when my man said "beefy boy" 😂😂
Papa iii sending the cow bell ghoul away lmaooo
We love toblerone funk
Swiss has me going into cardiac arrest 💀
He really is the best. I love all of them, but SWISSSS... oh yeah.
Monstance Clock no longer sung at the end of every concert.
yep this was made before that change.
I saw them 2 months ago and they played square hammer last. However, I wish they could have had time to play monstrance clock last as well 😂
What a terrible decision. It feels so holy to have that concert tradition.
Aw are you fucking kidding me?
One really wild bit of information I recently discovered is that their lady ghoul bassist is actually from another band called "Lez Zepplin" (as in LEZbain Led Zepplin). It's a Led Zepplin Cover band composed of all female instrumentalists/ vocalists.
that's actually the best thing I've heard all day
Why did I just start crying at buckle up Satanist and I haven't stopped laughing
wow. i started looking into this band because i heard a song of theirs and liked it (and also i wont lie i saw some clips and ive got a bit of a mask kink 💀). i really did not fuckjng know what i was getting myself into.
mask kink LETS GOO
Nah im the same. I come from a religious household and I'm gen confused between being atheist, religious or straight up satanic. Like... 😢I'll stay atheist idk
4:37 "This is Papa Noodle" - thanks, robo-voice, your pronunciation is on point.
Also, let's welcome Papa Copia!
(Also, you could do an update of the HIMYM part.)
*He seems like a nice guy until he starts singing about Satan*
Pahpa 1: LUCIFER!
(yes I know, I did Pahpa)
This is legit the best video on the internet. I haven't laughed like this in ages. I need more videos like this! (Preferably of Ghost) My favorite line was about Swiss "Shakes his titties and dances like rent is due tomorrow"
"The loveable bisexual disaster" lmao
I found Cirice on accident and I've been in love ever since
Me too, now I have all of ghosts videos of my favorite songs! And watch and listen to them every night. I love the whole concept, but I had a very hard time trying to explain to my best (very spiritual God person) what ghost is all about.
Me too
same haha
I fell asleep and RUclips kept playing a video after video and I woke up when cirice was playing
This legitimately makes my husband and I laugh our asses off every single time. This is a stroke of genius. You should be proud of yourself. ❤️
I've spent countless hours learning everything about Ghost when I could have just watched this 8+ minute video. Bastards.
i legit found out about the magna carta cartel from this vid, and honestly THANK YOU for this addition to my playlist!
This made my day! It's so accurate that every description had me smiling from ear to ear. I love Ghost and I'm so glad to be around to see the legacy continue through Popia (Papa IV)
it's kind of cute to see Martin have the omega symbol on his ear pieces
3:39 I fuckin lost my shit laughing at "he flips between two states of existence: anxious and horny"
This made me feel honored for having seen Ghost live when they still had Papa 1
This made me laugh at a time when I really needed it. The world sucks because of a certain pandemic. Plus it was very useful to learn about this Ghost.
We need the plague doctors back😉
if u want to laugh and entertain yourself u know... you can check out Studio c and Jk studios.they really helped me through some serious shit in my life.
@@ladyrosenrot1514 Thanks! I will check out those channels.
Dumb Shyt you’re welcome 😊 especially their old sketches, season 1-9. basically the ones with OG casts. And plz stay positive do something u like. It’s gonna be over soon. I‘ve been in quarantine for 27 days now and I haven’t lost my shit …well yet 😂 stay safe 🙌🏻
this video would have helped me so much when I first got into ghost, instead if living 2 months of my life trying to figure out the story line and which ghoul is which
LOL honestly I'm still pretty new to Ghost lore so this was actually pretty helpful, thank you!
POPIA is canon now and he looks great. The rat skull facepaint is excellent
I say "Buckle up satanists" nearly every day. This is the best Ghost info.
Every single sad day of my life (and I have lots of these), I come back here and press on 2:43. So precious, honestly.
Is this a New fandom that I Will fall into deeply ??
For Gandalf's Sake
I can't, but I wanna-
Doooo eeeeeet 😈
As a Catholic boy who loves Jesus, prays to God, doesn’t drink or do drugs by choice and listens to Dragonforce just about everyday, these guys sound pretty good!
Give it a week and you're going to be SO thirsty for Papa III!
@@neuralmute No joke, it'll happen!
neuralmute I’m a Christian and I’ve been thirsty for papa ever since I saw them in concert
ghost is litterally a band made up of an oc cosplayer and his friends that rock with it and i love it
I just discovered Ghost only a couple weeks ago. First time I heard them was during the current tour with co-headliner Volbeat (who was the band I actually wanted to see). Ghost was great live, so I decided to start looking more into it. Now my mind is blown. There's apparently a lot more to these guys than just the music. Lol
iconic honestly. thank you for this
thank you!
I love this so much that anytime I want to introduce someone to Ghost, this will be the video I send them after I lure them in with their catchy tunes.
Ritual, Cirice, and Rats are ideal traps.
Hi guys, satan here. I sent ghost to make good music. It worked as I can see.
Thanks, Satan! You're the best! :D
Thanks bunches, we love the ghouls you've enslaved to do daddy Toenail Fungus's dirty work
thought this was about the vocaloid producer and that is was gonna be some kind of lore analysis but i stayed for the mysterious swedes
I shared this with my fandom buddy and we were laughing so hard we were wheezing this is hilarious
special ghoul is just Tobias in a ghoul costume, and we love that
This is honestly the best shitpost I ever saw 😄
Thank you. Now I know more about ghost and they have become my favorite band.
I started listening to them because my dad played "Mary on a Cross" in the car. That song is my favorite
Me 🤝 You
"My dad introduced me to Ghost"
it was actually very helpful,, thank you!!
found this band on tiktok and i'm very much in love
welcome to the clergy!
THIS IS SO HELPFUL AND LIKE MAKES ME FALL IN LOVE WITH THESE DORKS SM THANK YOU!!
"Mountain: drums. Tall boy who won't wear shoes."
I've never related to another drummer so much.
I didn't realize ZeroLenny was into Ghost. Good stuff.
If you want to know what’s going on inside my head, it’s just cowbell ghoul on a loop.
Well, he is Papa IV but I prefer Papa Copia.
Or Popia
Absolutely Popia.
Popia is fucking perfect 😂
"Someone go get grandpa he got on stage again" Hahaha I wish I knew of the band when papa I was a thing.
I will show this to anyone who asks me who Ghost is and why I love em so much.
this video is what got me into ghost a few days ago and i’m obsessed, this unhelpful guide was very helpful
as someone who knows absolutely nothing about ghost, except for like, literally one song (year zero, sorry if that's the worst) i thoroughly enjoyed this video, even if i didn't know what was happening most of the time. i like your sense of humor :)
Papa II is Mr Worldwide if he did metal
thank you for this video, i can finally get my friends to learn about ghost in a fun way now
you’re the one who helped me get into ghost, and now rewatching this later on it makes me laugh.
it still gives me a sense of happiness when I hear i've help people get into this awesome band
Thank you Mrs. Forge
yo thank u thank you thank u for this vid. I just fully got into ghost not last week and I've been devouring everything I can. I am constantly coming back to this video to refresh myself!!!
"This is Padawan." So Ghost involves Star Wars mythology? Got it.
I always called Ghost's genre "Evil ABBA"
This video made me so happy. Comes right in time, too, after hearing about Ghost for the first time about two weeks ago, and then spending these weeks completely submerged in the music and lore and videos and fandom.... What a brilliant, hilarious, on-point video!!! makes me feel so understood haha!! can't wait for more!!!
This is actually the most informative video on Ghost I've come across I had no idea there was so much Papa lore I was missing
I was watched this and out loud said "what about papa IV?" Then I realized this video came out 3 years ago
This has left me with even more questions. Thank you
i’m glad ghost was my first ever concert
the genre Ghost is in is called "Scooby-Doo Chase Music"
This was unhelpful, loved it, I slowly am falling into the Ghost pit. It started with Ritual and now I'm here.
ok so i was just curious about the music my friend likes but WHAT THE F IS THIS?!?!?!? this is awesome. and probably involved a lot of drugs.
Gotta appreciate that fist bump at 6:56
You're right this is a very unhelpful guide, or maybe unhelpful bc I'm very high rn