please do not judge me for the things i said during the myutant solo mode

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @colossaldonut5190
    @colossaldonut5190 2 года назад +743

    Going from super serious Mathmech tutorial to "Myussy" is a kind of whiplash that can only be experienced on the MBT channel

    • @mujigant
      @mujigant 2 года назад +3

      Super serious Mathmech tutorial lmao

  • @Cobraxx23
    @Cobraxx23 2 года назад +717

    Whoever edited this deserves the Congressional Medal of Bravery

    • @alphanbuster9292
      @alphanbuster9292 2 года назад +34

      correct. hypnocorn is brave enough to be good at yugioh

    • @rslrandy
      @rslrandy 2 года назад +7

      @hypnocorn

    • @nanitedude
      @nanitedude 2 года назад +13

      Vlad doing God's work!

    • @cwjdog57
      @cwjdog57 2 года назад +18

      Jules and Vlad edit probably the most heinous MBT moments

    • @TR-qf2gt
      @TR-qf2gt 2 года назад +6

      *Congrussy-nal

  • @zestyflamingo
    @zestyflamingo 2 года назад +521

    MBT: "Why won't Konami let me do product reveals"
    also MBT: "have you heard of ovi-positing"
    🤣 fr though this was gold

  • @gabrielpelletier6202
    @gabrielpelletier6202 2 года назад +211

    See, the synergy with Metaphys and Water is that they're bad cards, so you never feel bad using them as fodder for the Myutant effects.

  • @Ale41976
    @Ale41976 2 года назад +166

    Good Solo Mode Konami, it's a bit of a shame the Translator notoriously had to work this one "single-handed".

  • @jonniespectre2662
    @jonniespectre2662 2 года назад +150

    I can't believe MBT actually said "Pockets on Shrek, rockets on deck Tell me what's next? Alien sx"

    • @U1TR4F0RCE
      @U1TR4F0RCE 2 года назад +22

      Don’t you remember Yugi’s famous deck in solo mode dark spellian?

  • @bishop_breloom
    @bishop_breloom 2 года назад +84

    Those thoughts really ran through his head and he thought, “Yep, this is completely okay.”

  • @TheMasterBlaze
    @TheMasterBlaze 2 года назад +110

    Before the video: "Huh, I wonder why Konami doesn't reach out to more English creators for more than just early box openings"
    During the video: "Oh yeah. I remember now"

    • @17-MASY
      @17-MASY 6 месяцев назад +2

      In which video did he reference Yakub?

    • @TheMasterBlaze
      @TheMasterBlaze 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@17-MASY Too many to count now. Bro does that bit like every other day at the moment.

    • @17-MASY
      @17-MASY 6 месяцев назад

      I think in one of the lore videos, don't remember which one though
      @@TheMasterBlaze

  • @ozzymandice7558
    @ozzymandice7558 2 года назад +62

    this is why you never got to promo the dark world structure

  • @classymofo1059
    @classymofo1059 2 года назад +26

    3:02 see this is just a nobel prize level of punning around. As Mr BT says "cut it out" the editor then proceeds to "cut out" a portion of the video, to go to the next section.
    Truly one of the videos of all time I must say

  • @Jimbot_
    @Jimbot_ 2 года назад +27

    RUN MYUTANT'S RUN YOU'RE NOT THE DANGER YOU'RE IN DANGER

  • @ironblaster_8838
    @ironblaster_8838 2 года назад +156

    So that's two alien archetypes MBT finds attractive now? Myutants and Worms? What's next Alien Slicer Ze'Roll?

    • @Blizz3112
      @Blizz3112 2 года назад +17

      clearly Tindangles...

    • @chipslight738
      @chipslight738 2 года назад +5

      I mean, have you seen Alien Hunter, Mother, Shocktrooper, Stealthbuster and Warrior ? Ooooooooh boy

    • @nigerianprinceajani
      @nigerianprinceajani 2 года назад +9

      @@chipslight738 Step on me Alien Mommy.

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname 2 года назад +3

      You say that like we don't all have a crush on the Alien boss monsters already.

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry 2 года назад

      The aliens can all share my ass, at once, even

  • @nyxnicks
    @nyxnicks 2 года назад +115

    Damn, someone at Konami must have gotten their 12-year-old to translate solo mode

    • @joseruizdiaz9622
      @joseruizdiaz9622 2 года назад +28

      Don't insult 12 year-olds like that

    • @ducky36F
      @ducky36F 2 года назад +13

      Ye olde Google translate

    • @RunicSigils
      @RunicSigils 2 года назад +8

      Imagine naming your son "DeepL".

    • @Dyllon2012
      @Dyllon2012 2 года назад +1

      @@ducky36F Google Translate has better grammar than that.

  • @DCrswims
    @DCrswims 2 года назад +26

    Videos like this are why MBT is my favorite yugituber out there. Always pushing boundaries and progrussing onwards

  • @tehy123
    @tehy123 2 года назад +40

    Mbt: loads of sex jokes
    Farfa: accidentally says organism as orgasm

  • @publickip
    @publickip 2 года назад +31

    no way in hell this video is monetizable

  • @HakureiIllusion
    @HakureiIllusion 2 года назад +24

    MBT had to ask the editor to keep the horny in the video because he knew the editor would've done their best to protect us otherwise

  • @olliezoop
    @olliezoop 2 года назад +41

    I don't want us to gloss over the fact that the Myutants have literal JO crystals

    • @shidfard4563
      @shidfard4563 2 года назад +7

      They must mess with a planes avionics

  • @Populon993
    @Populon993 2 года назад +4

    Seeing all those soft and flaccid noodle monsters made my metal harden. When he proceeded to slap his Cataclysmic Circumcised Chillpill on the board I released all my captured and pent-up energy.
    10/10 best video on Youpo- I mean, RUclips.

  • @don_mc_ron320
    @don_mc_ron320 2 года назад +58

    Oh god as a myutant player I am already dreading what he will say

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 2 года назад

      But seriously, why the fuck is the myutant story so horny, no wonder the translation is so shitty, the dude writing it probably did it one-handed and heavily shaking.

    • @edmundoandrade5113
      @edmundoandrade5113 2 года назад +4

      RISE MYUTANT ENJOYERS

    • @NotControlledByMillipedes
      @NotControlledByMillipedes 6 месяцев назад +2

      I'M A YEAR LATE BUT I AM HERE

    • @undeadinside3571
      @undeadinside3571 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@NotControlledByMillipedes im also a year late. I came here after reading the weirdly written lore text that made me think i was having a stroke

    • @NotControlledByMillipedes
      @NotControlledByMillipedes 5 месяцев назад

      @@undeadinside3571 but... smash right

  • @luminous3558
    @luminous3558 2 года назад +27

    Society if Solo mode gave you decent builds of the decks to try out and didnt actively attempt to hurt you with creations beyond human understanding such as Kuriboh danger or Myutant psyframe.

    • @thatguyinthecorner4648
      @thatguyinthecorner4648 2 года назад +5

      You can tell I'm a huge noob because my first thought was "yeah cause kuriboh discards!" before remembering that kuribohs have to discard at a specific time which danger does not actually let them do
      (I'm assuming even if it did the deck would probably suck but that's just kuriboh being weak)

    • @cherrychocolate1434
      @cherrychocolate1434 2 года назад +5

      It's so funny. They give you Drytron Herald for the Herald solo mode, but then they give you... Wynn Charmer Nephthys? Specifically versus a version of the deck with the Impcantations and like, actual Ritual support

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 года назад

      @@cherrychocolate1434 the Herald solo mode is still the most insulting thing in Master Duel

    • @Cydrafinity
      @Cydrafinity Год назад +1

      And then they put you up against True Draco Weather Painters and go "Good luck, fucker"

  • @LordEgilYGO
    @LordEgilYGO 2 года назад +20

    "There is no way you're handing me Metaphys Myutant and expecting it to win a game."
    Me, who lost to Metaphys Myutant because they opened 2 Asymmetaphys and Macro

  • @Ragnarok540
    @Ragnarok540 2 года назад +64

    The translation in this solo story deserves more judging than MBT... And that's saying something.

  • @SgtKickass926
    @SgtKickass926 2 года назад +4

    MBT watching weirdly suggestive ASMR videos: "There's no way people get off to this"
    Also MBT:

  • @111IronSyde
    @111IronSyde 2 года назад +6

    This is the raw MBT we subscribed for...

  • @CATCHTHERAINB0W_
    @CATCHTHERAINB0W_ 2 года назад +14

    On MBT's behalf, I apologize to Vladis

  • @nohhp3955
    @nohhp3955 2 года назад +2

    This video could kill a victorian era child

  • @ToXiicZer0
    @ToXiicZer0 2 года назад +6

    Good to see MBT is making sure to never be sponsored by Konami

  • @DeepCDiva
    @DeepCDiva 2 года назад +5

    If this video doesnt feature the Meet n Fuck song we riot

  • @biblicallyaccuratesoul
    @biblicallyaccuratesoul 2 года назад +1

    See the thumbnail:
    In a fight right?

  • @LordEgilYGO
    @LordEgilYGO 2 года назад +3

    This is like a trainwreck, I can't stop watching it.

  • @menekenkack
    @menekenkack 2 года назад +2

    YT: "So how fast do you want to get demonetized on this video ?"
    Joseph: "Yes."

  • @j.ksimmonsplaysmysticmine6656
    @j.ksimmonsplaysmysticmine6656 2 года назад

    You could literally fit so many jojo references into this video I was surprised not to see one

  • @nathiselva8368
    @nathiselva8368 2 года назад +2

    Me watching farfa: hehe they made silly mistakes
    Me watching the same game here: what a terrible day to understand English

  • @Nozo1234
    @Nozo1234 2 года назад +12

    MBT saying "Ovipositing" is something I never expected to see

  • @otterfire4712
    @otterfire4712 2 года назад +1

    Meanwhile Plunder Patroll, you're a new crew member on a quick orientation day, capped off with a ship's maiden voyage.

  • @esrohm6460
    @esrohm6460 2 года назад +1

    aluber the dubel luber of buber when he hears that a bunch of aliens are breaching containment and absorbing stuff: "my but cheeks are lubed wide open and ready, come at me"

  • @xdelite8082
    @xdelite8082 Год назад +1

    MBT: "Y'all are just too horny"
    Also MBT: whatever this is

  • @Tattybirch96
    @Tattybirch96 2 года назад +2

    Vlad. If you are reading this, thank you for editing this. I'm sorry you had to put up with this.

  • @brokenafro1192
    @brokenafro1192 2 года назад +3

    I didn't know you could commit war crimes against a language but here we are

  • @MeowzingerZ
    @MeowzingerZ 2 года назад +1

    world's least horniest yugioh player

  • @duckmuffler420
    @duckmuffler420 2 года назад +6

    Came for Yugioh, got a casual mention of sissy hypno, not disappointed

  • @CaptinSpyke
    @CaptinSpyke 2 года назад +4

    vlad editing this in a permanent state of TrollDespair sounds like the funniest shit to watch ever

  • @grantplunkett8410
    @grantplunkett8410 2 года назад +13

    The legacy support will be a myutant that watches sissy hypno

  • @slyfox9834
    @slyfox9834 2 года назад +1

    Me after reading the thumbnail of the video : In a fight , right ??

  • @lordofgarbageprogenitoroft4147
    @lordofgarbageprogenitoroft4147 2 года назад +1

    Joseph is not seeing the pearly gates

    • @Y0G0FU
      @Y0G0FU 2 года назад

      Hell is more fun anyway :ap

  • @jeweledmoon5567
    @jeweledmoon5567 2 года назад +26

    In a fight right? Right?

  • @absoul112
    @absoul112 Год назад

    Aluber said, “I can handle it.” And that’s how we got Dis Pater.

  • @porgeporgeporge
    @porgeporgeporge 2 года назад +2

    I better not tell the metaphys discord about this one

  • @eclipseballad
    @eclipseballad 2 года назад +1

    I'm honestly surprised that one of the gate loaner decks wasn't myutant thunder dragons.

  • @Gravemindefiler
    @Gravemindefiler 2 года назад

    Insert Resident evil William Birkins final form...is that its eye...

  • @dormagio
    @dormagio 2 года назад

    This is the content I am subscribed for.

  • @Andy_ARBS
    @Andy_ARBS 2 года назад +9

    In a fight, right?

  • @amedoro_the_owl
    @amedoro_the_owl Год назад +2

    Mbt is an slaaneshi follower confirmed

  • @wind64a39
    @wind64a39 2 года назад

    It's fine, so long as you get the space elf's help. Don't do it alone.

  • @Beachfiend_
    @Beachfiend_ 2 года назад

    I actually pissed myself at “in a fight right?” 😢

  • @thunderforce2474
    @thunderforce2474 2 года назад

    Actual myutant lore that konami doesn't want you to know

  • @rorkstan9735
    @rorkstan9735 2 года назад

    Why do I feel like this is just the plot of the first Thor movie.

  • @Creepy___
    @Creepy___ 2 года назад

    I have a lot of questions but I really do not want any answers

  • @seanh2785
    @seanh2785 2 года назад +1

    He's ... an artist!

  • @kdcj800
    @kdcj800 2 года назад +1

    The only thing worst about the things that come out of joesphs mouth is that I understand so much of it and what does that say about me

  • @wolfie-_-ranger7932
    @wolfie-_-ranger7932 2 года назад

    When I thought MBT reached the peak of being sus... Myutant arrived.

  • @rosem325
    @rosem325 2 года назад +3

    It’ll continue the trend of the most dog decks getting solo modes (except Six Sams except for the fact they then used exclusively the shit old ones), I want metaphys to get a solo mode. If nothing else so there’s official answer on what the fuck the metaphys are

  • @__-be1gk
    @__-be1gk 2 года назад +1

    I'm so fucking glad the Mr Beast meme is spreading

  • @Blizz3112
    @Blizz3112 2 года назад

    Humans called the object "Myutant" ...
    Either the main human announcing the name had a speech impediment or he had to sneeze through saying it...

  • @astronomicaltwilight4771
    @astronomicaltwilight4771 2 года назад +1

    I hate the thought of a Myutant dating sim. Especially with the writing of the solo mode making MBT's shenanigans feasible.

  • @FlamingBeefCat
    @FlamingBeefCat 2 года назад

    Im judging you joseph

  • @Mightywaffle567
    @Mightywaffle567 2 года назад

    This just seems like a normal MBT video i dont understand the title

  • @HayabusaRyuu
    @HayabusaRyuu 2 года назад +1

    MBT= Monster Banging Tuber

  • @SyxxPunk
    @SyxxPunk 2 года назад +1

    Imagine if Dire was editing this one instead.

  • @icecube98ify
    @icecube98ify 2 года назад

    When I cry when I get myutant and arsenal stimulated, making me expansion, then blast

  • @Aerese1
    @Aerese1 2 года назад +1

    I was like "damn Dire is used to this by now who is the new guy" and it's fuckin Vlad, acting like he don't say out of pocket shit regularly

  • @notscorchingsands9718
    @notscorchingsands9718 2 года назад +7

    Honestly this deck is cool.... sucks that you go like -3 after your opponents ash you.

  • @mrbubbles6468
    @mrbubbles6468 2 года назад +3

    MBT WILL REGRET POSTING THIS VIDEO ONE DAY!

  • @BGrayArt
    @BGrayArt 2 года назад

    That's why he's our boi

  • @LightFykki
    @LightFykki 2 года назад +2

    It is funny how these short story segments are completely uninteresting. You can feel that not real care was put into them, almost like a random employee was asked to figure some kind of story based on shortly looking at the card art. For the translation, they could not even run their own text through Grammarly or something, it is emberessing

  • @CaptainMarvel4Ever
    @CaptainMarvel4Ever 2 года назад +8

    These solo campaighns are so fun, best part of the game. Hope they help normies branch out.

    • @anemodude9544
      @anemodude9544 2 года назад +7

      Normies? I assume you mean vanillas into the world of tentacle hentai?

    • @beepbeeplettuce5890
      @beepbeeplettuce5890 Год назад +1

      ​​@@anemodude9544 I'd take that over the thousandth blue eyes or dark magician deck

  • @ricoikura
    @ricoikura 2 года назад

    How did he even knows about the scanlations

  • @1998bane
    @1998bane 2 года назад +1

    Joseph’s fit is 😫 today.

  • @Shavaaa
    @Shavaaa 2 года назад

    Dammn corona lore goes hard

  • @munchrai6396
    @munchrai6396 2 года назад

    Myutant Metaphys is honestly just worse Ghoti for Myutants. Creates a nice resource loop with Ascension, Nephthys and Decoy Dragon, but it doesn't give you much else other than occasional removal from Dimension. Whoever thought putting Myutant in a standard water deck is a madman though

  • @BehindTheCard
    @BehindTheCard 2 года назад

    Is this what making Mathmech guide did to a person?

  • @ODDiSEE_
    @ODDiSEE_ 2 года назад

    *judging you *

  • @LegalLip
    @LegalLip 2 года назад

    Joseph you cant fix every myutant

  • @torakandwolf6786
    @torakandwolf6786 2 года назад +6

    Konami has been really dropping the ball with the recent solo modes. Why are we still getting bloody orbs and tickets so often? I want the cards for the archetype, not random BS. The Plunder solo mode looks absolutely awful.

  • @GreatgoatonFire
    @GreatgoatonFire 2 года назад

    Man, this translation is an Ojama level train wreck.

  • @nefola
    @nefola 2 года назад

    was putting my name in the patrons worth it for this, yes.

  • @Buzterer
    @Buzterer 2 года назад

    We could get Myutant support

  • @StarfieldDisarray
    @StarfieldDisarray 2 года назад +2

    I think Hypnocorn needs their pay doubled for the filth you made them edit.

  • @glenmoody-elias1040
    @glenmoody-elias1040 2 года назад

    Just one question.
    Is this video still monetized?

  • @orcustplaya8830
    @orcustplaya8830 2 года назад

    At least you didn't say "orgasm" instead of organism like NUH DEER did

  • @chucklesdeclown8819
    @chucklesdeclown8819 Год назад

    im not the only one that hates the mixes konami comes up with for these decks, my least favorites are easily the ones from earlier in the solo mode.

  • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
    @hanakoisbestgirl4752 2 года назад

    In a fight, right? In a fight, right?

  • @thatguyintherain3168
    @thatguyintherain3168 2 года назад +1

    I'm sorry for Hypnocorn for having to edit this...
    But now we have these audio clips to use...

  • @starlightsilverwing
    @starlightsilverwing 2 года назад

    Sorry Hypnocorn

  • @ducky36F
    @ducky36F 2 года назад

    **** the aliens? Is MBT a Mass Effect fan? 😆

  • @notdarkpls
    @notdarkpls 2 года назад

    unhinged

  • @dzero0145
    @dzero0145 2 года назад

    Sorry about the myutant stuff, sometimes you just see an ET object and just think man imma smash XD

  • @copper5857
    @copper5857 2 года назад +18

    Judging commencing

  • @dw-yl3ln
    @dw-yl3ln 2 года назад +1

    And MBT DOESNT want us to judge him?? Feel likes that’s exactly what he wants.