Jimmy Kimmel Emerges from ANOTHER Bout with COVID, Trump vs Kellyanne Conway & Monkeypox Outbreak
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- Опубликовано: 22 май 2022
- Jimmy makes his triumphant return after a second round with COVID, shares the signs his kids Jane and Billy made for him, takes a cognitive quiz to make sure his brain is firing at its normal speed, another health crisis called Monkeypox is on the way, Kellyanne Conway is back with a book about her time as Donald Trump’s henchwoman, Rudy Giuliani took part in the “Celebrate Israel Parade” in NYC and took some time to have a conversation with a heckler, Russia has released a list of 963 Americans who are banned from visiting the country, Starbucks announced they will be ending their brand presence in Russia, we’re down to the Final Four in the NBA playoffs, and we look back to remember life during lockdown in a May edition of “This Month in COVID History.”
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I'm going to give credit to Jimmy's speedy recovery to Seth Meyers' soup.
yeppers!
Indubitably- but also Seth has had covid recently as well as Steven Colbert. There’s a “there there”
True
Truth
So when is the other Jimmy getting his second Covid?
The next time Jimmy has covid, Matt Damon should host this show. It's been a while since the last time we saw him in this show
quite agree
I would like those apples.
Matt Damon is hilarious🤣
Matt should show up dressed as Jimmy and pretend he’s Jimmy the whole time 😂
Where is that Green room???
1:28 Lil’ Billy seems to have inherited his Dad’s sense of humor😄
Now we know which parent did the potty training for Little Billy
I still chuckle over when he put Jane's lunch in a paper bag that had the "f" word on it. "There was a baaaad word on my lunch bag!"
I like Jimmy and his families. Four kids with two women. Dude is alright!
His older daughter gets married while he has two little ones at home.
And good health coverage from Disney/ABC I hope.
🤣😅
We need someone to compile all the this week in covid history for the next generation
With the way things are going, I am not sure there will be another generation to keep history for.
I see both as valid.
Sigh
👍👍
Excellent idea!!!!
@SKEMT Yes, right! Over 500m worldwide (conservative estimate) are all faking it to keep the conspiracy going.
I got a good chuckle out of the guy at the end saying "you can't make this up" while making this stuff up.
Yeah, it just means his arm is not hollow.
Do not worry, comrades. I have idea for new Russian coffee shop chain. We will call it Czarbucks. And we will be using the grounds from.....a potato.
Nothing says "I'm a class act" like yelling it threateningly! 😂
Nothing's says "I'm a class act" like you yourself yelling it....
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Right up there with calling oneself a 'genius'... Guess Gooilani's learnt from the best.
What a tragedy Rudy is. Lost everything and his soul to a psychotic monster. Pitiful.
Class acts don't marry their cousins.
Giuliani calling someone else “demented” is quite comical.🙄🙄
would be like Biden calling someone else ''senile'' or Trump calling someone else ''crazy''
@@johnsmith-cw3wo Or you being funny.
@@janc8199 are you a Biden supporter? oh wait... you must be a Trump Fanboy... 🙄🙄
The word is ironic
To the person reading this: Even though I don’t know you, I wish you the best of what life has to offer ❤️
Thanks cuh
Thanks Darvin, But I met you 20 seconds ago. Have a good and safe week.
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You too💗
Feel better soon, Guillermo! 💕💕💕
Fun Fact: If you read Kellyanne's book backwards, you summon Stephen Miller.
Don’t summon him unless you have a cage ready for him.
Oh God 😱 I find it quite interesting how he’s been very quiet every since the insurrection happened
🤣🤣💀
Was that her? Didn’t look like her at allll
😂😂😂😂😂
I can't help but laugh when I think about people 100 years from now and seeing "this week in covid history" and going WTF.
With the way this virus seems never ending and resurgences and variations etc. Maybe we will still be in pandemic then. Lol. (Sort of) argh. Tired of this whole thing. I had covid19 and quite severely. Now I am getting concerned I could get it a 2nd time as its increasing heavy in my area. I was hospitalized w it. I don't want to go down that road again.
Assuming we survive a hundred years.
@@lisascorp Hopefully you were vaccinated so that you will stay out of the hospital when you do get it because it’s spreading like wildfire everywhere!
If the movie AKA prophecy called idiocracy is any indication of how the United States will be none of those people remember what happened 100 years before because the only learnin you need to read is in that Bible book LoL
NOBODY s gonna believe Trump was even Real!!
Timour Hortonovichs hahah
Jimmy went from avoiding covid for 2 years to having ALL the covid
God bless him! I too survived 2 years and BAM....on my birthday tested positive ☹
Hear ye! Hear ye! Hear ye!
The time has come to stop bitchin and complaining. We the people declare a global stage emergency. Help me help you. We need quantity numbers for total food supply and total population count globally.
@@mecahunter7092 That's a crap birthday present!
Better now than two years ago!
Good thing he was quadruple stabbed, huh? In leftardism, getting covid somehow proves the stab works! 😂😂😂
I think, I'll go with an *alternative* book, Kelly-Ann...
Welcome back again Jimmy!
1.Clarence Thomas needs to step down.
2. His wife needs to be charged for Treason.
3. DON'T LET THEM DISTRACT YOU
@J Walker nope.
👍👍👍👍☮️ Leonaza.
@J Walker correct. If you were fired for having a crazy spouse, kid, or relative everyone would be fired. And what did Clarence do wrong??
@J Walker haha,,your a bigot.
Welcome back Jimmy
Everytime I see that man I think of the hair dye dripping down his head. I will never be able to unsee that ever again. 😂
Or the fart noise in a serious situation
Yay Jimmy is back!! Glad you’re feeling better!
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. Nice to have you back Jimmy. You rock.🤗😉❤️💙
So, not bothered about the pro-Israel vibe, then? I mean, the occupation of Palestine and the war crimes committed by Israel never get a mention on Jimmy's show, even when Israel is mentioned - I suppose that's one thing the Dems and Republicans have in common. Trump, Biden, Kimmel, Carlson - all equally full of sh!t.
😂😂. Yeah right
Great to see you back...
Was anyone else expecting the cognitive test to be "Person, woman, man, camera, tv"?
Yeah, that'd be me. v
It was just woman, Camara, tv, wasn't it?
Yes!! That would have been appropriate.
And the doctor, the guy that gave the test said SIR i never seen anyone answer correctly SIR
Yep
welcome back JimKim you beat it twice
Welcome back Jimmy glad you're better also you have the sweetest kids🥰🤗☺️🧒🏼👧🏼
Welcome back again, Jimmy!
Stay healthy and safe!
That fight with Giuliani was so cute.
I just love the person who does “This Month in Covid History”, it’s my favorite skit. I want more! 🥰
More COVID??? You got it!
Glad you're back, the guest hosts were awesome and Guiermo get better asap 😘
Lmao at the Stud Finder 😆
Guillermo
Glad you’re back Jimmy! Thanks for the chuckles from all the knuckleheads!
Hey Jimmy welcome back! You were missed. And I hope Guillermo feels ❤️
I like how Jimmy lectures everyone to get COVID vaccines yet HE keeps getting COVID...😂😂😂. Jimmy you're hilarious 😂😂😂
Welcome to Back Jimmy Kimmel!!!!!
💩💩💩💩💩💩🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
That Kellyanne video may be the single most nauseating thing I’ve ever seen.
Welcome back Jimmy! I am so glad you are here, and doing well. I have totally missed you ❤
Glad you’re back Jimmy!
My first thought while watching this video is, your brain is working just fine, Jimmy. Glad to have you back.
You see like that because your brain is not working fine
His brain is damaged like most liberals. COVID again??? I thought shots would prevent it and everyone that didn't get one deserved to die???😂😂😂
Lol the stud finder guy at the end xD
Glad you're back, man. You are my fave and I missed you. Stay well. Hope Molly is well, too.
So funny. Four jabs, and this unhealthy ape keeps catching Covid. My family has had zero jabs and not a sniffle. People are strange.
Anyone thinking about reading the KAC book should buckle down and get their GED instead
Anyone who wants to read KAC's book probably can't read.
I’m so glad he’s back i have terminal cancer, but don’t worry God Works Miracles, I have to take chemotherapy and I'm very sick most of the time and his show makes me happy , I’m so glad you are well I’ve have missed seeing you miss in your show, and your family needs you . May you and your family stay safe. Welcome back one of your many fans. Your show is one of my happy places
Oh. Sorry to hear of your illness and treatments. Hope you feel better. Yes, laughter is good medicine. Warm, healing thoughts to you.
Hope you get better very soon. Best wishes Alicia.
Alicia, good luck in your battle. We will be rooting for you. Keep the faith. God bless.
Hope you feel better soon, Alicia. Sending you healing prayers 🙏🏾
ALICIA you will overcome this stay strong🙏🏾, and I hope you are able to continue to laugh and smile for the rest of your life 💗
At least Kelly Ann got a good facelift out of the deal.
Nah, still looks like roadkill
She certainly doesn't look the same. New face & new identity.
I was wondering why I didn't recognize her!
Welcome back again Jimmy! I hope you and your family are in good spirits!
Kellyanne Conway is giving strong cult leader vibes in this.
Whatever God she's into, I don't want to be part of it. Still don't know how she's still married to her husband, maybe living in different houses?
Maybe he is legally blind.
Is she like...
Worshipping Cthulhu's evil twin?
She looks as though she’s been hypnotized. Or demonically possessed. Creepy. I wouldn’t want to be in the same state as her. Yikes!
more like cult follower, but yeah. creepyyyy
"Being [American] is like being a contestant on "Wipeout" every single minute of every day"
Where's the lie lmao
I like a president who is banned from russia
"Speaking of virus...Kellyanne Conway--" I'm like 🤣, don't stop Jimmy K.
Welcome back, Jimmy Kimmel!! 🤗💕💕💕
Jimmy, the answers are “Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV”.
Commander!
That’s the IQ test for Kindergarden children.
Dammit you beat me to it.
Really do miss Jimmy when he's out
Morgan Freeman was president in the movie Deep Impact so makes sense lol
Alright!!! The actual Jimmy is back!!! Thank God and hope Guillermo is happier than ever!
Holy F, literally. Kellyanne thinks she's a hero and spiritual leader now. A little bit of crap came out of my ears when she said "amen".
Welcome back Mr Kimmel!
Safe & EFFECTIVE
Love you Jimmy 💗🧸
The amazing advancements we have made in plastic surgery amazes me. The new cat woman...Kelly Ann!!!
🤣🤣🤣 Seriously. I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought I was looking at a botched Stepford Wives experiment. Her book, much like her words, are as truthful as her alternative skin enhancements
She had laser treatment
I can say blessed your family Jimmy Kammel, your wife and children! Thank you for inviting me to your greatness 🙏 thanks
The A key is a long way across the keyboard to the I key...you must be a Democrat.
Amén
Greatness? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Good to have jimmy kimmel back again we all missed you.
@Karkle Oh yes they did.
02:12 "they're worried about them"
_(EXACTLY why I was more eager than usual to watch your show today ... lol)_
My favourite part about the monkey pox story is how everyone's just kinda like, "Nope. This time, we're just not gonna do it."
Exactly 😀😀
cant wait to see the anti vaxers running around with pox scars all over their bodies just to own the libs
Monkey Pox was the name of my band in high school.
@@zmaxx21 lmao 🤣
they say that now.
if it becomes a thing, they will do it.
Welcome back Jimmy.
Hi Jimmy, Welcome back stay well!!!
I like it when they post the monologue on RUclips before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).
What would do without you Jimmy! You continue to make my day better!
Mental patient
Rudi trying to reason with a pissed off New Yorker?!?! Where is this guy from?!
That ad for Kellyanne's book was enough to make sure I would never want to read it, LOL!
"Living in this country is like being a contestant on Wipe Out every day." Couldn't have said it better myself. Smh
It's so great to have Jimmy back on stage. I really missed his performances and sense of humour. Love you Jimmy 💝
Jimmy Kimmel!!! IT WAS THE PEE RIVER and the pee mustache that had me on the floor !!!! Welcome Back and many more days of good health!
my GOD that deadpan delivery of "uh, Kelly Ripa" caught me off guard!
The people you need to be most afraid of are the ones who claim that "god gave me a special task". That is the kind of statement you get from a murderer who is on trial.
That is the kind of people who hear voices and probably are schizophrenic!
She’s a complete narcissist. Just like her buddy Trump. Religious nuts are so vane.
"Speaking of viruses, Kelly Anne Conway returned..."
Best segue ever 🤣🤣🤣
Chuck is a national treasure
I loved the Tim Horton reference 😂😂
WELCOME BACK MAN, THE SHOW IS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU …. Get well💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
George Conway, run for your life
Relax, they're probably finally going to split up.
Welcome back Jimmy!
Timor Hortonovitch had me rolling 😂
Laughter is cathartic, and the 'This Month in COVID History' segments are both healing and hilarious!
It also shows how for of BS the CDC is.
fun
Welcome back Jimmy! Glad you’re ok 👍! Love your show
Welcome back! I missed you!!
I AM SO GLAD YOU LIVED!
Kellyanne acting like she is close to God , While her whole job was to lie over and over is just sad .
That is one of the most disgusting aspects of Mein Trumpf's regime+ everyone who was part of it+enabled him.
Kel-LIE Anne ConArtist
KayLIE MackOn NaeNae
both have their fake Christian posturing down pat.
MACKON NAENAE STILL wears that necklace with a cross kn it that everyone was waiting to spontaneously combust at some point during her life long lie-a-thon.
Mein Trumpf himself tapped into that whole fake Christian act down pat, having Paula White, Kenneth Copeland and half dozen other charlatan televangelists to The White House for photo OPS of them pretending to pray over the grossdisgusting fatmorbidldlyobesesweatysmellypigslob MeinTrumpf.
AGAIN...shocked that lightening never struck the oval office while Mein Trumpf and those charlatan televangelists were insulting Jesus.
Always entertaining, glad you’re back up to snuff!
Love you Jimmy
Oh, thank God Jimmy is back 👍🏻 great news
That little self-promo piece by Kelleyanne essentially declaring herself to be a saint was creepy. But I guess she did manage to perform a miracle by somehow making herself look less like the Crypt-keeper than usual.
Yes, a little time away for a face-lift and some Botox on those lips has worked wonders!
While I don't like her and her promo for the book IS creepy, I don't think we should talk trash about people's looks. In fact, she happened to look a lot like my older sister, and I am sorry she changed her looks.
@@brigitteking969 You probably have a point. But there was something very weird about the way she looked, almost like a CGI version of herself bathed in a warm glowing light... that's what I was commenting about.
Welcome back Jimmy! The world needs your humor more now then ever ! ❤️
Welcome back jimmy kimmel again
His woke humor is trash!! his show needs to be canceled. Just look at his terrible ratings. 🤣👎🏼
Nice episode.
Happy news!! I totally sympathize!! I'm trying to recover myself .... new update longterm covid is a real thing.... the after effects are surreal!! Love FROM Johannesburg South Africa
Fooliani looks like he gained about 100 pounds.
Nice job Jimmy love it when you roast salty republicans 🤣🤣🤣 especially when Russia's military only gets wifi at Starbucks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
💕 welcome back🤗
i❤ "This month in Covid history"
😂😂😂
I missed being magnetized by the vaccine. It is a good feeling that things becomes attached to you.
😂😂😂
A cognitive test. Or as Trump calls it, an intelligence test. Person, woman, man, camera, TV!
I thought Jimmy was going to take that test 😆
Very unrelated question:
Can anyone give me a neutral perspective of the state of USA rn
I tried Reddit but all they did was call me an idiot
Asking discord frens wouldn’t work either since that one Filipino guy ends up turning it into southeast Asian politics
I won’t ask Twitter coz I don’t wanna get swatted
🙏🏽. Ur like family. U pretty much got me through the covid lock down. 💖 u boi!
The stud finder at the very end found his humerus bone. LOL
"Its hammer time!" Oh yea, Jimmy is back in form!