At 3M, centralized workshopping of such innovation and modernization is routine. Most importantly, we have to ask ourselves, "do you find me pleasing?"-or, "this man is wearing a push-up bra, now, he is pleasing!"
It's a great short, & Bonnie Baker (read = Judy) was very cute. Tht said, its 22:30 run time stretches the limit of the word "short". Lots of TV shows (minus the commercials) are that long.
I love Ed Wood dialogue. It's so bizarre and clunky, that I find myself pleasantly surprised whenever a character actually makes a coherent and linear statement.
Mst3k is the original lockdown show...He's going crazy in isolation, creating 'friends' ... and having zoom meetings for work, watching too much Netflix. And they talk about the Simpsons telling the future!
Except on this show Mike's lockdown and mental degradation are at the behest of an evil overlord that wants to rule the world, and in real life... um...
@@DiggitySlice Yeah, this person is just riding the "life-ruining diseases are funny" bandwagon. This thing killed my mom, my country's economy, and any hope of leaving my toxic family. Hilarious!
"Were all pregnant form assaulting that guy" "Well, if it's that de-nuding girl gang...I better go in alone" "...and my rape victim refuses to come to lamaze classes with me"
The funny thing is, to denude means you're stripping something from something else, so you have to specify what you're denuding something _of_ first, like you'd denude a tree of its leaves, but you wouldn't generally just "denude something"?
The judge's PUNISHMENT was to listen to him! That judge fell in love with the sound of his own voice! Even the mst3k crew was begging him to have a nice big cup of STFU!
I wasn't introduced to mystery science theater until the Netflix reboot, I was so grateful to have the opportunity to watch the earlier seasons on RUclips after it was canceled. Thanks!
@@Nifflerify NOICE. They have some "newer" movies (Twilight saga, Harry Potter, Star Wars trilogies, etc) that they released audio tracks for pre-Amazon which are pretty awesome too! I would never suggest finding them on a torrent site, because that's illegal and all there's a cave of Rifftrax riches guarded by a dragon which feeds an army of lawyers. ;-)
@@moresnacksplease526 Heck they even riffed a Doctor Who episode, a show my Mom loves, and they even riffed two Charlie Brown Specials! CHARLIE BROWN!!!
Honestly, I find Ed Wood's "passion-projects" far better than his garbage horror flicks. I can sorta feel the effort and drive behind them, like he tried his hardest to tell a story, to make a point, explain something to us that he is concerned with and cares about, even if he doesn't do it well.
I discovered this show while on holiday in, of all places, St. Kitts about 18 years ago. I just love it. I'm amazed it never got shown on TV in the UK. It would have been perfect Saturday morning hangover TV. Having said that it was never quite the same after TV's Frank went to Second Banana Heaven.
Took me a few days to find out which episode it was that that was in. (It didn't help that I thought that it was Crow.) It was laugh out loud hilarious, which is kinda weird since he didn't make any jokes in that scene.
The plot twists and firecracker dialogue had me on the edge of my seat. A rocking roller-coaster ride of a delinquent crime fest. Oh, wait, that was Blackboard Jungle.
I'm not the hero you need...I'm the hero who was available. I mean I picked up the phone first. But I waited until the third ring. Aquaman's around here somewhere.
Dude, have you seen what brine does to magnetic tape? I wouldn't trust Aquaman's VHS-to-digital uploads anymore that I'd trust his talking tuna casserole.
vladnefarious What's worse, the tuna in that casserole are dead and would not talk to anyone at all . . . No, it's the thought that counts, that maybe tuna fish are sentient beings after all, capable of reason and feeling, but my deepest relationship to any of them is on a plate. I didn't want or need that burden as a child, Aquaman.And that's just if we're being fair.
I never noticed before that all the girls have feminised masculine names and use the male diminutive forms for delinquency purposes. That's pretty subtle for Ed Wood.
Ole Ed took his films seriously, as terrible as the rest of the world thinks they are. It's why most of them are cult classics. He put real effort into them. He failed, but tried. Like the director of Troll 2...
I heard him sing in Bride of the Monster's "HIRED! The Musical" and it is *golden.* Kevin should've made his own album if his singing is SO GOOD, even by the show's standards.
That short convinced me that subtlety wasn't invented until sometime this past decade. It was so ham-fisted I was tempted to slice it thin and eat it with mustard and swiss.
If you watch any variety show from the 50s, they're just as obvious about the products they're endorsing as this short is. Entire sketches were written specifically for products. If you didn't want a half hour long commercial, you had to be watching a sitcom or a movie. Now imagine how exciting it was for The Violent Years to appear on T.V. instead of product placement jokes.
Jokes like these by Mike and the bots are all well and good as long as people understand that it’s wrong to actually think like this. Sadly, some people still think men can’t be raped or that it’s not that bad or some stupid shit like that...
It makes me wonder if wrestler Bobby Roode and his theme song, Glorious were influenced by this episode. It's just so over the top, you can't help but laugh! Cheers.
Woah, woah, woah, hold on a second. Their 'attempt' at recreating the hold-up scene was a laughingly dismal attempt. Mike blinked. FAR too much emotion
i've seen this episode so many times and it JUST hit me that all the girls have names that could also be male names, and that they even go by male nicknames for their crimes.
Apparently somebody at Jam Handy thought so. (remember - It's an engineering discipline and in those days, engineers were top tier in middle class living)
Ministry sample around 1:16:30 ! I was totally surprised by that one. "You have had all that money could give you but that wasn't enough. You became a thrill seeker...."
I've been a fan of Joel since I became of fan MST3K, but I've grown to like Mike just as well. But I will say this, I always liked it when Joel wigged out everytime there was a movie-sign. He'd be like "OH, WE'VE GOT MOVIEEE-SIGGGGGGNN!" and Mike would be like "Oh,we've got movie-sign".
Ah, I see the Joel vs. Mike battle still rages on. As sad as that is, it's nothing compared to the guy who tried to argue with me that Josh Weinstein was the superior Tom Servo, and that Kevin Murphy was a "sellout" XD Oh well. I've been told Mary Jo Pehl "ruined" the series,too. TL;DR "Repeat to yourself 'It's just a show. I should really just relax""
The Mad and Servo Theme songs are the best part. Great short ("He's in the zone!") and great riffing ("SAYS 'THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU'") Thanks for the upload.
Hey man, Paula's parents gave her watches, cars and money. Of course they can't be trusted! They also did charity work and listened to her when she shows up at their jobs unannounced. WORST. PARENTS. EVER!
@@lisettedevars9423 The way she's gobbling that food (bacon & eggs, no less) she's gonna be farting her fool ass off. God forbid if Fipps takes her to a movie.The theater will smell like a Waffle House.
@@lisettedevars9423 Yes! And she gulps air in the process. She'll be fartin' her fool ass off and it'll smell like bacon & eggs (and ham steak and lima beans - Yikes!). One short trip in the car and I bet Alex will never go anywhere near a girl ever again.
FINALLY! A QUALITY mst3k uploader! MOST of these jokers take this stuff, UPSCALE it to 1080p (& sometimes 16 x 9 too), add their OWN intros & outros, & they think that nobody will NOTICE!
my favorite lines: "hi mom can i have more of everything?" "goodbye my suffocating little ice queen" "i drive everyone away with my affectionate good nature demeanor" "we hear & obey" "we like milk & it shows" "well i'll see you next year with your new watch" "she died as she lived, failing algebra" "she'll do anything not to drive" "the lamp is a statue of our lady of do you have a bathroom around here" "stop talking so much & open the door, i barely said anything" "you will get nothing from me i'll go get it" "when a woman that top heavy falls look out" "well now i've seen dozens and one i guess" "well how's our little gun toting trollup" "she's got a room on the 400th floor"
The Violent Years is just t!ts! The best MST3K of them all; and the short is good, too. Classic MST3K. "She's got a room on the 400th floor" LOL! Exactly what I was thinking - right down to the number 400. I die laffing every time I recall that comment. Even months later.
You ever noticed that NOTHING GOOD happens to Tom Servo whenever he changes his head for an episode? Tom Servo - my third favorite robot character of all time!
@@kylestubbs8867 Honestly, I don't know the other instance (the original MST3k ran for at least 9 seasons) but I'm sure it happened. They develop tropes for these shows and certain things always happen because they're SUPPOSED to happen by the show's internal logic. Tom's always supposed to get hung up by his vanity and ego!
"Jam" is short for Jamison. Henry Jamison Handy. He bronzed swimming in the 1904 Olympics. Bronzed again at water polo, Paris, 1924. Was still swimming regularly in his late 90's.
It was to plug electric kitchen appliances but the script was so entertaining I don't think very many people got it. Almost everything Jam Handy is an infomercial - just very movie-ized.
That's actually very accurate for SOME fathers-daughters at the time. It was less a slightly incestuous remark & more a condescending chauvinistic remark.
I think it refers to being "red in the face" as one gets when angered. Since they were talking about Judy being teased, it is reasonable that giving her "the reds" refers to her getting angry and being red in the face. And with that you have my best guess, FWIW.
I think the moral of The Violent Years is that when you are hiring subcontractors to vandalize a school, it's important to agree on a scope of work
Vague deliverables are nobody's friend.
At 3M, centralized workshopping of such innovation and modernization is routine. Most importantly, we have to ask ourselves, "do you find me pleasing?"-or, "this man is wearing a push-up bra, now, he is pleasing!"
@@AdamWestish
Are you getting enough lip and tongue action?
@@dougjb7848 not yet, because i do not have a wire rack, so people do not find me pleasing.
She should've accused her parents.
I like jello
Come for the show- stay for the comments.
Worked for the Menendez brithers.
Flawless victory.
That would be fitting for an Untamed Youth at Girls Town.
Rowsdower
"Young Man's Fancy" is quietly one of the funniest shorts they ever did. "Judy: Beyond Thundersquishy."
It's a great short, & Bonnie Baker (read = Judy) was very cute. Tht said, its 22:30 run time stretches the limit of the word "short". Lots of TV shows (minus the commercials) are that long.
@@shuttittuppitt9355 Bonnie BakeN
Lots of pubic hair
I will never love anything in my entire life as much as the people in this short loved electric appliances.
13:29 So many unforgettable lines in this one, even the short. "Well, thank goodness for my electric dress!"
"Just don't use his razor, he goes BALLISTIC!"
I love how Crow is just freaking out at Servos head. 😂
Even Gypsy was horrified.
I love my electric computer, it lets me watch electric videos on the electric internet, all powered by electric electricity!
Makes me hungry for a big bowl of electricity!
GrixieKong
Don't forget your electric milk! I'll help you enjoy your electric food by playing you an electric song on my electric electric guitar!
RUclips 2: Electric Comment For You
@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing yeah they are Electrifying
Dude, overkill by electrocution.
: )--"
To all of my fellow MiSTies of the last 30+ years and counting: stay squishy!
I mean, you got to move on it.
Why, thank you, kind Aidan! I will.... (high five!)
And also stay pink, soft and oily!
Still squishy
If I didn’t have MST3k I’d get the reds
"By the way, we're all pregnant from the guy we attacked"
I laughed then I remembered that's an actual plot point
Four white lesbians who got beat up by the ladies of Girl's Town.
And al it cost was $11
They ran all the way to hell with just a penny and a broken cigarette.
@@JamaicanCastle Night Train to Mundo Fine!
@@civlyzed Drink Night Train, go to the basketball game
Throw up under the bleachers...
I love Ed Wood dialogue. It's so bizarre and clunky, that I find myself pleasantly surprised whenever a character actually makes a coherent and linear statement.
That's the Ed Wood mark of quality ;)
Mst3k is the original lockdown show...He's going crazy in isolation, creating 'friends' ... and having zoom meetings for work, watching too much Netflix. And they talk about the Simpsons telling the future!
Life means nothing to most people when there is nobody else to share the experience with.
You really think the COVID pandemic invented _staying inside?_ Why are young people so stupid now?
Except on this show Mike's lockdown and mental degradation are at the behest of an evil overlord that wants to rule the world, and in real life... um...
@@DiggitySlice Yeah, this person is just riding the "life-ruining diseases are funny" bandwagon. This thing killed my mom, my country's economy, and any hope of leaving my toxic family. Hilarious!
MST3K never fails to bring a smile. It's like an old friend I met in the 90s who still makes me laugh today. 😜
I don't care if I watched the same episode 25 times in a week. I still watch again for laughs.
😎IK this is a late response, but same here!
The 1590's were totally dope AF.
I miss those 1990's.
Christopher Columbus, 1492????
"Were all pregnant form assaulting that guy"
"Well, if it's that de-nuding girl gang...I better go in alone"
"...and my rape victim refuses to come to lamaze classes with me"
The funny thing is, to denude means you're stripping something from something else, so you have to specify what you're denuding something _of_ first, like you'd denude a tree of its leaves, but you wouldn't generally just "denude something"?
@@AdamWestishThey de-nude *everything*
The Judge had more lines than everyone else in the movie combined.
The judge's PUNISHMENT was to listen to him! That judge fell in love with the sound of his own voice! Even the mst3k crew was begging him to have a nice big cup of STFU!
I thought you were kidding...
I'm feeling squishy. Think I've got the reds.
Better go turn my crank to Frank!
So what...
@@daydreambeliever3127 your four years to late
Bonnie Baken passed away just a few months ago at the ripe old age of 89. Rest in peace, Squishy Judy.
6:24 "But I have angoraphobia!" is one of those blink-and-you'll-miss-it jokes that needs special appreciation.
I think you mean Agoraphobia. Angoraphobia is a fear of soft fuzzy sweaters. No joke. Look it up.
Ma Gic And “agoraphobia” is...
@@kylestubbs8867 Agoraphobia is a fear of situations and places that might cause panic or embarrassment.
@@Occams_Racer Yes, that's the joke. Ed Wood had an obsession with wearing Angora while crossdressing. This is an Ed Wood film, thus Crow's joke.
just imagine when mom and judy 'discover' the electric vibrator, then nobody will need alexander phipps
Last time I checked an electric vibratory can make money or kill bugs soooo
I wasn't introduced to mystery science theater until the Netflix reboot, I was so grateful to have the opportunity to watch the earlier seasons on RUclips after it was canceled.
Thanks!
One of us, one of us!!
Check out Rifftrax. It'll blow your mind.
@@moresnacksplease526 I've been watching rifftrax on prime this past year
@@Nifflerify NOICE. They have some "newer" movies (Twilight saga, Harry Potter, Star Wars trilogies, etc) that they released audio tracks for pre-Amazon which are pretty awesome too! I would never suggest finding them on a torrent site, because that's illegal and all there's a cave of Rifftrax riches guarded by a dragon which feeds an army of lawyers. ;-)
@@moresnacksplease526 Heck they even riffed a Doctor Who episode, a show my Mom loves, and they even riffed two Charlie Brown Specials! CHARLIE BROWN!!!
What a thrill! I finally know where Ministry sampled the lecture for their song So What. Thanks, mst3k!
Interesting
The urge to scream, “So What?!” during that monologue…
I need to find me a woman who gets turned on by my kitchen appliance lectures.
Eh there eh?
Lectures, no. Appliances and kitchen gadgets? Yes.
ah the 50s, when women were actually turned on by mansplaining
Good luck
In the kitchen: Alex: What's that "squish, squish" I hear? Judy: It's, ah...er, ah...um... the dishwasher.... yes! the dishwasher...that's what it is.
The way Trace yells "COMMUNISM!" still kills me, even after all these years.
that shit started so many memes in kids heads that are now boomers. this show hand crafted our humor today
@@AckzaTV boomers were not kids when this show aired
@@AckzaTV
Not everything is a meme.
@@mosheparanov i think he means that boomers were kids when the movie came out.
i do just yell COMMUNISUM!! alone in my car sometimes because of this moment
Honestly, I find Ed Wood's "passion-projects" far better than his garbage horror flicks. I can sorta feel the effort and drive behind them, like he tried his hardest to tell a story, to make a point, explain something to us that he is concerned with and cares about, even if he doesn't do it well.
“Makeout police. Come out with your lips up” - I spat out my drink.
Nothing I enjoy more than watching a MST3K episode on my brand new electric computer
Your computer is electric?
Bow before you!!
Posting comments is so much easier with my electric phone
Yeah. I burned myself with my old gas powered phone.
Thank God for the electric internet.
"AND IT'S QUIET, TOO!"
@@2degucitas mine just farts constantly.
@@2degucitas I saw someone burn a phone in a microwave and it turned into a monster.
I discovered this show while on holiday in, of all places, St. Kitts about 18 years ago. I just love it. I'm amazed it never got shown on TV in the UK. It would have been perfect Saturday morning hangover TV. Having said that it was never quite the same after TV's Frank went to Second Banana Heaven.
Yeah, after season 6, the show got pretty dark, more crude and sexual without Frank and Trace together.
Is food all you can think of at a time like this?
"Ya mean lunchtime?"
"I sentence you to listen to the judge drone on for one hour."
Ironically, the actor's name is Jolley.
Gawd, I wanted one of the "violent girls" to show up and put a bullet in the judge's head. Anything but this endless droning, ARGH!
PhilBagels This judge's monologue was sampled in the song Ministry - So What
true story
That was painful. I'll take the life sentence.
For Tom’s question on if one needs more Reba: You can never have enough Reba. It’s like having too much Dolly.... it’s impossible.
I don't care how nonsensical it is, Tom's Barbara Streisand-inspired bout of insanity cracks me up every time.
Is that what that is? I'm just seeing it for the first time and I'm like wtf is Tom doing!?
@@emmyarellano3704 It's from A Star Is Born with Streisand and Kris Kristopherson
I love Mike's quiet reaction to it back in the theater.
Servo: Good news. My Streisand killed.
Mike: Oh Good, I don't wanna hear anything about it.
Took me a few days to find out which episode it was that that was in. (It didn't help that I thought that it was Crow.) It was laugh out loud hilarious, which is kinda weird since he didn't make any jokes in that scene.
The plot twists and firecracker dialogue had me on the edge of my seat. A rocking roller-coaster ride of a delinquent crime fest. Oh, wait, that was Blackboard Jungle.
"They're shooting back!"
"W-wha?! The bastards!"
HenryvKeiper "But they can't shoot at us, we're girls!"
HenryvKeiper
Lplpppptuorae
HenryvKeiper nn
Yeah! that was cool.
Analogkid01 is a hero. So many great episodes!
I'm not the hero you need...I'm the hero who was available. I mean I picked up the phone first. But I waited until the third ring. Aquaman's around here somewhere.
Yes I agree with your assessment
Dude, have you seen what brine does to magnetic tape? I wouldn't trust Aquaman's VHS-to-digital uploads anymore that I'd trust his talking tuna casserole.
+kingofcobwebs to be fair, Aquaman would be the only one the tuna could talk to...
vladnefarious What's worse, the tuna in that casserole are dead and would not talk to anyone at all . . . No, it's the thought that counts, that maybe tuna fish are sentient beings after all, capable of reason and feeling, but my deepest relationship to any of them is on a plate. I didn't want or need that burden as a child, Aquaman.And that's just if we're being fair.
"I'm 'Squishy' and I need to move on it!"
That was a Clinton line.
I never noticed before that all the girls have feminised masculine names and use the male diminutive forms for delinquency purposes. That's pretty subtle for Ed Wood.
Applemask that's because an early version of the script was about boy delinquents. Yes, Ed Wood actually had first drafts that he didn't use.
Wow, that is....surprising.
Ole Ed took his films seriously, as terrible as the rest of the world thinks they are. It's why most of them are cult classics.
He put real effort into them.
He failed, but tried. Like the director of Troll 2...
One might say it's Freudian.
Marching a parade of kittens into a meat grinder a la 'The Wall' is subtle for Ed Wood
"Judy: Beyond Thunder Squishy."
FanBritLit
Judy: Return of the Squishy
Judy 2: Electric Squishaloo
No Betty in this.
Can't we just get _beyond_ thundersquishy?
@@JamaicanCastle What the---???
I'm so glad I got an electric computer so I can watch this.
The USSR gains from a bunch of Playboy Playmates throwing chairs around in an elementary school classroom ... how?
I guess the USSR leader _really_ didn’t like his 10th grade English teacher.
Embarrass the U.S by saying their education is shit.
@@wadecarmen7501 But that doesn't indicate bad education... it indicates we have super-strong grade school kids who can throw heavy chairs around.
@@jonahfalcon1970 boys or girls?
Commie stroke material?
Yes, what girl wouldn't go for a guy who's an unrepentant misogynist. Though tbh a lot of that letter seemed like code for 'back off; he's mine'.
It's the latter; Judy's brother was absolutely into Alex but didn't have the balls to make a move.
HAHA!! "Thank God for my electric dress"
Judy probably experienced lightning ejaculation from Phipps after the dance.
A new dress instead of a caress.
@@jondunmore4268 a new car, instead of a cigar.
wow i absolutely love Tom Servo's theme song. very well done mr. murphy. and his singing skit i just couldn't stop laughing.
What the hell was Tom doing?
Tom was singing his theme song to Carl Orff's "O Fortuna". Just sublime!
I heard him sing in Bride of the Monster's "HIRED! The Musical" and it is *golden.* Kevin should've made his own album if his singing is SO GOOD, even by the show's standards.
"If You're named Alexander Phipps, it's just over for Ya."
Fun Fact : Paula, aka, Jean MoorHead, (love that name) was a Playboy Playmate in 1955.
Wish it was Judy
Oh. I thought you were talking about Judy. Man, I am sorely disappointed.
@@Vebinz Sheila was extremely physically noticable and memorable.
Is she related to Agnes Moorehead from Bewitched ?
@@guymorris6596 Wiki said no.
That blackboard erasing scene will give me nightmares for a long time...
_And I’m not gonna clap the erasers!_
Bart Simpson does it in every episode. That bother you?
@@wadecarmen7501 THANKS! I just finished years of therapy regarding that issue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@godbluffvdgg I just smoked a turkey and git really high.
@@wadecarmen7501 Oh man, I just smoked some Rhinoceros...~cough cough~..I'm like totally fucked out of my mind brah!
the re-enactment of the gas station robbery is one of the funniest things I will ever see... 1:29:55
Ding! Ding...(squealing tires) ....Ding Ding! {somebody must've worked in a gas station}
"I stayed under for quite awhile."
Mike: Wow.
So many gay innuendos, and quips, in that short. I love it.
@@matthewkoch6937 It's so obvious that Bob wanted Alex for himself, it hurts.
RUclips: you can buy or rent the non MST3K version of this film.
Me: No I don’t think I will.
That short convinced me that subtlety wasn't invented until sometime this past decade. It was so ham-fisted I was tempted to slice it thin and eat it with mustard and swiss.
Can I get mine with Colby jack cheese?
Matthew Marin on caraway rye ftw.
If you watch any variety show from the 50s, they're just as obvious about the products they're endorsing as this short is. Entire sketches were written specifically for products. If you didn't want a half hour long commercial, you had to be watching a sitcom or a movie. Now imagine how exciting it was for The Violent Years to appear on T.V. instead of product placement jokes.
MaliceInCandyland; Right?
Matthew Marin that skit put the “b” in subtle. ;)
Young Man's Fancy begins at 6:36
The Violent Years at 31:22
39:40 "Pretty bad one this time. How about it doc?"
"Pretty bad."
Brilliant dialogue!
I like this exchange from 'Werewolf'
"How is he?"
"He's bad."
"How bad?"
"Bad bad."
with the riff being "'BAD bad bad', or just 'bad bad BAD'?"
"A new dress instead of a caress." That is TERRIBLE DIALOGUE.
I like "Kill for a thrill" myself
@@HylianFox3 Hey, at least that speech made it into a song; sounds pretty menacing with an industrial track behind it, at least.
And you know Wood was so proud of himself when he wrote that.
"and the microphone smells like a beer..."(cringe) :Billy Joel
A new car...instead of a cigar. [now honey, don't torture yourself]
"Refuses to press charges!"
"Says, "THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!'"
"Hundreds of men flock to crime scene!"
Jokes like these by Mike and the bots are all well and good as long as people understand that it’s wrong to actually think like this. Sadly, some people still think men can’t be raped or that it’s not that bad or some stupid shit like that...
@@Tustin2121 Yeah that was rather uncomfortable :/
@@Tustin2121 seriously. Rape is rape, no matter the victim or the perpetrator.
"Ladies and gentlemen... Esther... Hoffman... Howard."
They went directly from tipping over desks and erasing the blackboard to shooting it out with the cops.
I love the whole theme song thing they got going on here in the beginning
I don't know which is more exciting, all these new ELECTRIC appliances, or Judy's pursuit of Alex!
Watching Crow charge at the scream shouting "It's funny" gets me every time.
47:20-49:05 How the film crew didn’t die from laughter at Kevin I have no idea.
42:28 "Oh the passion. I find you so acceptable."
"Count Juggula!"
I died.
Tom Servo with the dummy head... *shudder*
;)
+KTAVERILL Probably the most creepiest thing they've ever done. The Llama skit, with Mike's blank stare while in overalls, is second.
Don't you give no matches to Mikey!
It looked lie Charlie McCarthy.
Someone took a trip to the uncanny valley.
I say this without a hint of exaggeration: Servo's theme song is the single greatest musical creation in the history of humanity.
It makes me wonder if wrestler Bobby Roode and his theme song, Glorious were influenced by this episode.
It's just so over the top, you can't help but laugh!
Cheers.
Woah, woah, woah, hold on a second. Their 'attempt' at recreating the hold-up scene was a laughingly dismal attempt. Mike blinked. FAR too much emotion
+John Mathews Well, he is an actor.
Nah, he's a comedian. But certainly a better actor than the gas station attendant in the film
i've seen this episode so many times and it JUST hit me that all the girls have names that could also be male names, and that they even go by male nicknames for their crimes.
Tell a girl that your hobbies include "time study" and she's putty in your hands
Apparently somebody at Jam Handy thought so. (remember - It's an engineering discipline and in those days, engineers were top tier in middle class living)
Can confirm
@@AlexanderPhippshey Alex, how's the beard?
Ministry sample around 1:16:30 ! I was totally surprised by that one. "You have had all that money could give you but that wasn't enough. You became a thrill seeker...."
I remember when I first saw this in '95... As soon as I heard the voice of the judge, i smiled...
Wow! I bet one day we'll be able to watch MST3K on our new state of the art electric computation machines! :D
That's madness!
Judy might need an electric toy...
Electric eel works best. What Betty Rubble used
I've been a fan of Joel since I became of fan MST3K, but I've grown to like Mike just as well. But I will say this, I always liked it when Joel wigged out everytime there was a movie-sign. He'd be like "OH, WE'VE GOT MOVIEEE-SIGGGGGGNN!" and Mike would be like "Oh,we've got movie-sign".
"...biscuit!"
LOVE that riff.
When was that?
@@kylestubbs8867 around 12:16
Ah, I see the Joel vs. Mike battle still rages on.
As sad as that is, it's nothing compared to the guy who tried to argue with me that Josh Weinstein was the superior Tom Servo, and that Kevin Murphy was a "sellout" XD
Oh well. I've been told Mary Jo Pehl "ruined" the series,too.
TL;DR "Repeat to yourself 'It's just a show. I should really just relax""
"Hundreds of men flock to crime scene!" Lol
Madonna just died.
To quote Paul Chaplin in the _MST3K_ book regarding the kidnapping scene, "It never happened. It never will. And it certainly won't happen to you."
@@dlxmarks and it's only funny if it happened to a man but it never will.
The Mad and Servo Theme songs are the best part. Great short ("He's in the zone!") and great riffing ("SAYS 'THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU'") Thanks for the upload.
Funny how the judge thinks giving the baby to a care home will have a much better chance in life.
Hey man, Paula's parents gave her watches, cars and money. Of course they can't be trusted! They also did charity work and listened to her when she shows up at their jobs unannounced. WORST. PARENTS. EVER!
@@HylianFox3 She was given a car instead of a cigar.
Her lamp is a statue of Our Lady of the Do You Have a Bathroom Around Here
"I just love bacon when it's crisp and crunchy like this". Mike: "Yeah, evidently".
That "girl" swallows her food whole.
@@lisettedevars9423 The way she's gobbling that food (bacon & eggs, no less) she's gonna be farting her fool ass off. God forbid if Fipps takes her to a movie.The theater will smell like a Waffle House.
@@mikezylstra7514 LOL Mike
@@lisettedevars9423 Yes! And she gulps air in the process. She'll be fartin' her fool ass off and it'll smell like bacon & eggs (and ham steak and lima beans - Yikes!). One short trip in the car and I bet Alex will never go anywhere near a girl ever again.
FINALLY! A QUALITY mst3k uploader! MOST of these jokers take this stuff, UPSCALE it to 1080p (& sometimes 16 x 9 too), add their OWN intros & outros, & they think that nobody will NOTICE!
47:19 -49:02 Tom servo is a legend!! Love Kevin murphy. Cant stop laughing!
What's this in my youtube feed? An MST3K I haven't seen? With Mike?? And an Ed Wood movie??? TODAY IS A GOOD DAY.
this is the funniest duo ever surreal short about an electric kitchen and ed woods idea on juvenile crime
A textbook case of Affluenza.
"BROOKS. AND. DUNN."
.....Wynonna!
my favorite lines:
"hi mom can i have more of everything?"
"goodbye my suffocating little ice queen"
"i drive everyone away with my affectionate good nature demeanor"
"we hear & obey"
"we like milk & it shows"
"well i'll see you next year with your new watch"
"she died as she lived, failing algebra"
"she'll do anything not to drive"
"the lamp is a statue of our lady of do you have a bathroom around here"
"stop talking so much & open the door, i barely said anything"
"you will get nothing from me i'll go get it"
"when a woman that top heavy falls look out"
"well now i've seen dozens and one i guess"
"well how's our little gun toting trollup"
"she's got a room on the 400th floor"
"Ironically, this is still funnier than Night Court." HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
I always thought that one was hilarious... until I actually watched Night Court. The line is still funny I just can't agree with it.
"WHAT A GREAT MOVIE!"
Always cracks me up, that and "Refuses to press charges!"
I'll gladly watch an Ed Wood film over a Coleman Francis one any day.
The Violent Years is just t!ts! The best MST3K of them all; and the short is good, too. Classic MST3K.
"She's got a room on the 400th floor" LOL! Exactly what I was thinking - right down to the number 400. I die laffing every time I recall that comment. Even months later.
You ever noticed that NOTHING GOOD happens to Tom Servo whenever he changes his head for an episode?
Tom Servo - my third favorite robot character of all time!
When else does he do it?
@@kylestubbs8867 Honestly, I don't know the other instance (the original MST3k ran for at least 9 seasons) but I'm sure it happened. They develop tropes for these shows and certain things always happen because they're SUPPOSED to happen by the show's internal logic.
Tom's always supposed to get hung up by his vanity and ego!
Bender and the T1000?
@@alexandercrumulent271 I love the T1000
Jam Handy would like to remind everyone to keep your preserves in a convenient location.
"Jam" is short for Jamison. Henry Jamison Handy. He bronzed swimming in the 1904 Olympics. Bronzed again at water polo, Paris, 1924. Was still swimming regularly in his late 90's.
"Hi Alex, I know you're hungry. We'll be eating in a jiffy." - "Father got us a new electric jiffy just for eating in. He's swell."
“Sir, it’s ONE parking ticket...” LMAO
Livin in Deep 13 is still a banger in 2019
the pointy bras were just out of control in this movie
This the finest movie I have ever seen.
i don't think any short they had on this show had less of a point than the short in this episode.
It's either about advertising electrical things or teaching women how to appear stupid to attract incredibly dull men
I dunno I thought the one with the song writer trying to go on his honeymoon was worse. That one didn't even have a recurring theme.
@@benrichardson5662 The recurring theme of that one, believe it or not, was phones.
It was to plug electric kitchen appliances but the script was so entertaining I don't think very many people got it. Almost everything Jam Handy is an infomercial - just very movie-ized.
"Well HIS pajamas are quite formal" that line killed me.
I LOVE the beginning with the theme songs and beheading Tom
It also shows how clever they could be though. For my money the "no! I have angoraphobia!" was one of the most clever quick-riffs they ever had.
As she opens the fridge... "Here ya go, daddy." "Thanks, kitten." LOL
That's actually very accurate for SOME fathers-daughters at the time. It was less a slightly incestuous remark & more a condescending chauvinistic remark.
“They’re going to bring the entire 5th grade to it’s knees” I’m fucking dead 😂
I think it refers to being "red in the face" as one gets when angered. Since they were talking about Judy being teased, it is reasonable that giving her "the reds" refers to her getting angry and being red in the face. And with that you have my best guess, FWIW.
I figured it was the same as the "mean reds" from "Breakfast at Tiffany's"-hopeless, hollow despair.