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MST3k 607 - Bloodlust
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- Опубликовано: 15 июн 2011
- In true horror film tradition, four beautiful teenagers are led into a cheesily-dressed set made to look like a jungle, where they're hunted down with fake weapons. Much moustache-twirling ensues.
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I watched a lot of these episodes when they originally aired, and now I work my way through the library every winter. MST3K is the most underrated gem ever
Why the hell did they never broadcast this in the UK ? I know a lot of the references are US based, but we all watch so much US tv growing up that even I get most of them. And the humour is so sardonic, clever, dry and often just silly it would have been perfect on late night telly.
@@thedativecase9733 They did a few hilarious takes on British movies too. Watch "The Deadly Bees", " The Projected Man" and "Devil Doll."
I think “Amazing Transparent Man” was also British?
@@sammavacaist The most British episode I can remember is "Gorgo". Its pretty much Godzilla destroys London.
@@thedativecase9733 Because they're pansies who relegate free speech to a goddamn corner.
That farm short has to be one of the funniest shorts in MST3k history.
"Despair was the bumper crop" is an absolutely incredible line
A little big city elitist for my taste... but still entertaining
@@DiggitySlice Big city elitist? It's all about how fun and healthy and wholesome life on a farm is! The city kid is even able to climb that rope at the end. It's basically the plot of "Heidi."
I'm watching it wondering how can this be called bloodlust? It must really take a turn.
I had to mention this short to a Catholic coworker because of Tom's "sinner" quip. ("Cow's are a lot like people." "Yeah, they're sinners!"). Just the idea that cows have a notion of Original Sin ...
"The stalks of corn that were as tall as George's knee are now taller than him"
"George is clearly shrinking!"
"I'm tempted to call her something that rhymes with b*tch!" - I love you Gypsie! This is a golden episode!
I laughed so hard lemonade shot out of my nose
A sweetheart with a jarring voice like her inadvertently saying a line like that? I guess Gypsy has her limits too.
@@poecollector64😊the riffing is great in this episode
I love it that Crow's wearing his slacks in the opening psychoanalysis segment.
I love how every MST3K skit dissolves into madness
"As a matter of fact, cows are a lot like people."
"They're sinners!" -Tom Servo
Unlike trains, which are blameless, holy creatures.
so those country girls have 4 nipples, and fart a lot?
@@michaelccozens"Why don't they look?"
I love hearing Tom Servo fawning over the little dog: "Aww, puppy! Humphrey!"
(Humphrey being Kevin Murphy's dog/Professor Bobo's warwilf)
Aww, I remember the doggie after the end of Werewolf. So darn cute!
Humphrey also appears in the Authors section of the episode guide book. Everyone is holding him as if he's their dog.
Robert Reed (this movie's "hero") is definitely a contender for the auspicious *Suck The Gut In* award. And as MSTies know, it's a competitive category!
In this episode alone, Tom sets Crow up to embarrass him, run over him with a car, and Crow ruined Tom's attempt at a dinner party. They are definitely siblings.
"His shirt is so tight you can see his liver" - Crow
So hilarious his shirt was probably two sizes too small.
Thank God for the blonde girl! She had more sense than the other three put together AND was the only one who managed to take out a bad guy! 👏🌹🌟
"repressed emotions help the evening pass without incident". lol. one of the best shorts!
first cousin to the comment about not being ethnic at the dinner table.
Can't get enough of MST3K
53:39 when the bad guy is talking about passion, mike and servo lean on each other’s shoulders. can’t believe I missed that 🤣🤣 it’s adorable
They’re bored to sleep.
I wish people would stop trying to prove which guy was the 'best'. Joel and Mike made the show what it was, and both are part of the beautiful machine that is MST3K.
It isn't a religion. Let's just love the show, and appreciate what we got, and miss it.
I'd love for it to still be on the air, until then, keep circulating the tapes/downloads.
otopico SPLITTER!!
otopico Agreed! Both Joel and Mike brought something special to the show with their own personalities. They were both funny and they were both excellent hosts!
otopico if people prefer joel over mike or vice versa, thats their opinion. if you see it as them trying to prove which one is better then your mistaking their personal opinions as facts. let them have their say.
420Meshuggah I'm all for people having their own opinions, it just gets old watching people trying to prove who was best when the very idea of which one is best is subjective.
If I came across as just wanting people to shut up, that was not my intent.
Yup. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, regardless of how popular / unpopular it is.
“Thank you for your request to come pick you up. unfortunately we are unable to grant your-“ 🤣😂🤣😂
sometimes i think the riffs during the shorts are HILARIOUS x funnier than the entire film !!
I really enjoyed the short about the dairy farm. I have relatives about a hundred miles away from where I grew up that have a farm (still do), and we got to ride horses and climb haystacks, etc. as kids. Never forced to do any manual labor so that's even better. It sounds corny, but it's a good memory of a simpler time (that really wasn't - just viewed through the eyes of a child).
@Jimmy L Needham I'm sorry to hear about your needing surgery to correct your micro-penis issue as that's the only reason I can figure you'd have for needing to shit on a fond memory from the 70s and 80s... before drones. ASS-ume much, snowflake? And for your information while I didn't grow up on a farm I was surrounded by them and got jobs every summer doing something - like bucking bales - while I also held down a paper route requiring me to get up at 3 am every day of the year, earned a full ride scholarship to college and worked at several jobs for extra money, and have opened several businesses since then so save your macho bullshit of earning your way for your reconstructive urologist, cupcake. Maybe he'll be impressed.
It brought back memories of jumping in hay...and then memories of jumping out of trees into big piles if leaves...I tried video games as a teen, and actually doing thing beats making pixels do things
"It sounds corny..." Ha, corny, about a farm, ha, I see what you did there.
Also, I enjoyed how you handled the unneccissary Shi!tty comment, Bravo!!
I had a friend whose Grandparents had a small farm. I got to drive a horse and cart, we played in the hayloft, (and as a side note, just remembered, we found out that Crisco is not a tub of cake frosting, it really, really isn't.)
Thanks for sharing your positive memory.
"And we'll call if we ever find your arm."
"Uncle Jim is an edgy man who should not be riled." We all had one.
Why would this sound corny? Because it's a genuine memory without a shred of cynicism, deconstruction, or guilt? Just by prefacing this with a warning of incoming corn proves that it was indeed a simpler time. You really don't have to try so hard to show you aren't like previous generations in lionizing your own past.
d-d-ddid you [gulp] g-g-g-get to, ...wash cowt!ts?
The plan with the window and the vase is actually pretty damn clever.
For putting in a female character that wasn't a total damsel-in-distress, I think this film was ahead of its time. Too bad it's otherwise a turd, though...
I'm reminded of 511 - Gunslinger. It has two complex female leads and passes the Bechdel test. But...
Nmethyltransferase Yes, quotas are what distinguish good Art and bad
Fjordavy the point of the bechdel test isn’t to determine what’s good or not, the point is to demonstrate that it’s surprisingly difficult to find films where women are characters apart from their relationship to men. I doubt Schindler’s List passes the Bechdel test, but that doesn’t make it bad.
@@Nmethyltransferase Bechdel test is absolute trash
@@jbarbeau92 Terminator doesn't pass the Bechdel test. Would you call Sarah Conner not a good female protagonist? The test is garbage
"Bloodlust," aka "As long as we don't call it 'The Most Dangerous Game,' we won't get sued!"
The blond looks like Scarlet Johansen. Do you suppose Scarlet went back in time??
@@wadecarmen7501 I think she looks sort of like Famke Jannsen.
@@DrummerGrrrl Always had a crush on Famke.
@@wadecarmen7501 so THAT'S what happened after Endgame
"How about 'The Maximum Threatening Target' sir?
"uuh, no bob.. too close. Slap bloodlust on it and print it"
Posted 9 YEARS ago...this channel has so helped me get thru Covid...with very little PTSD to speak of!!!
Thanks for the laughs and giggles today/year...when we needed it most!!!!
Most underrated Mike episode? This one and Hamlet.
Oof, Hamlet? That one was hard to watch all the way through, the movie is so terrible!
Yeah I agree that this is an underrated episode... but Hamlet is not well loved for a pretty good reason.
@@starlimitz2 why
Could not agree more!
@Unism The reason I like Hamlet so much is that I was a literature major. The riffs in Hamlet are a little extra special because Mike Nelson was also a lit major, so the riffs there hit really close to home.
Never before have I cried so from watching a short on dairy farming.
That advertisement for Pamida.
15:46 "despair was the bumper crop."
So true.
"What's a jungle with out banana trees?"
"Uh...a forest?"
Cue the "Mononoke Hime" theme.
"or a cool Australian kookuburra call?"
Remember; when your captor is surrounded, outnumbered 5 to 2 by people a third his age and is wide open with no means to defend himself, make absolutely no attempt to kill him. Just stand there and talk until he arms himself, then worry about getting him. It's only fair.
Especially when after he gets a gun the two other characters behind him could easily grab one of those spears on the wall and shank him. Or when they find out the gun is empty *and they still agree to be chased and killed anyway.*
You are absolutely right. 54:59 let's all chat with our killer when we've got him surrounded
@@djt8937 Yeah, that's just ridiculous. They're all standing around him when Tony is brought in. They could have ended this whole business right then and there, but then we'd have no movie. A classic example of what Roger Ebert called "The Idiot Plot." The plot only works if all the characters are idiots.
Yes and then politely meet at the indicated time & place...
"Cows are a lot like people..."
"They're sinners!"
Mooooooving on here.
🤣
15:04 "Repressed emotions help the evening pass without incident."
I know Dr Foresster is evil, but it still breaks my heart every time I see his mom treat him like this.
There's one of three options when one has a mother as horrible as Dr. Forrester's.
1) decades of therapy
2) murder/suicide
3) super-villainry
I've begun to rethink the whole "evil" ting with Forrester. In the original theme songs, it says Joel couldn't control where the movies begin or end because he made the bots with the parts. That means Forrester originally gave him the ability to control the movies.
@@mechachrist which does seem to defeat the purpose of their experiments, but hey it's just a show, I guess I should just relax
@@zhitchcresttail3387 You really should.
@@mechachrist Just repeat to yourself “it’s just a show, and I should really just relax”
He shot the bear in mid standing ovation ... classic line, Mike...
Robert Reed's performance is so riveting! When he discovers the villain's treachery, his rage just bursts from the screen! Frothing at the mouth, eyes alight with insane fury!
Captain Bud Sturguess
🤔 R u sure it wasn't the super tight shirt making him do all of that??
Awww! Hes cool calm Mike brady!♥️sirena!!
That was easy for him, he just pretended he was at a _Brady Bunch_ script reading session.
His belt was so tight you could see his liver.
@@sheltonbrightjr.5988
Uh-huh … can we finish this scene please?
Ah the first appearance of Pearl. Doctor Forester or Pearl, I loved them both as the Mads.
They really didn't know wtf to do with Pearl when Dr. F was still there. I hate almost all of the skits with her and him, but once she properly took over she was fantastic. Kudos to them for figuring it out.
@@delugesofgrandeur i do love when Clayton put her "in a home."
An evil girl, who wants to rule the world!
@@delugesofgrandeur But the series took a turn for the more story-lines and intense without Frank and Trace together! Seasons 1 to 6 were the best!
Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm is pure gold.
"Uncle Jim is an edgy man and should not be riled"
"You'll pay one day hayseed!"
"You'll get what's coming faaarmer!"
"A very special Ziffel family reunion"
"Ah yes, now's the time for Uncle Jim's fundamentalist dogma."
"That's why I'm burning my bra."
"Repressed emotions help the evening pass without incident."
"Despair was the bumper crop."
"Corn! Coming after me!"
"Just throw them their winter clothes and floor it!"
"So long you corn-shucking suckers!"
And so on.
Today, Uncle Jim would have a weed farm!
I ain't going to work on Uncle Jim's farm no more.
“Uncle Jim’s our of control. We frag him today.”
"Thank you for your request to come pick you up, we regret to inform you we are unable...." - Any introvert who's done summer camp has gotten that letter.
Jim's out of control, we frag him today
No future! No future! Ahhh! Anarchy! Anarchy!! Now promenade.
This is the very first appearance of Pearl Forrester!
She became a main character since Frank's departure from the show. That's when the series took a turn of the intense and more story-line plots.
Finally! A heroine who can hold her own an who doesn't just scream and run
Or scream and faint.
"Women failed to develop the Fight-or-Flight Reflex"
"Yeah, all they have is the Fainting Reflex"
Love her!!!🔱🧞♀️♥️sirena!!!
"Indiana Nerd and the Temple of Dork"
With a special appearance by Elmer J. Fudd.
Not this movie, but appreciate the FiresignTheatre plug
"They've found the tree of interminable dialogue!"
I was trying to figure out why Dr. Balleau’s wife looked so familiar. As soon as she spoke I realized that she played the forensic examiner in Predator 2 and the Mother Superior in Silent Night, Deadly Night.
You would never have suspected Robert Reed was gay until the scene where he helps that guy out of the quicksand.
"I'm gonna go off and be Kenny G, so I'll see ya later"
Why did that make me laugh, of all things
Rrrrrrrrandom!
I think it's their delivery of the lines, however weird or random they are.
59:30: The revolver is unloaded. The crossbow is unloaded. The psychopath is unarmed and within arm's reach. So naturally the muscular hero does NOT proceed to beat the snot out of him and save everyone, because bad writing.
I do have to give the movie credit for not killing off the willowy nerd, though. They were often favorite victims in 50's films.
The willowy nerd and the blond protagonist were in Earth Vs The Spider.
@@notinspectorgadget and Captain Tony plays Joe - a high school friend of the nerd, despite being in his late 30s 🤣
Maybe someone doesn’t get the premise of this whole show….the guys only choose the worst movies to lampoon on their show, get it?? And the fake premise of the “experiment” is for Dr. Forester to bombard Mike and the bots with the crappiest movies he can find to cause his “subjects” to lose their minds. So “Citizen Kane” was never going to be a choice, and if the crap movies bother you, then you can watch something else! Folks like me love the combination of the terrible acting and the brilliant riffing!
2kool 4skool
@@voraciousreader3341 I imagine he gets it. It’s still fun to analyze and point out some of the specific instances of horribleness in the film.
They missed a trick:
"♪Workin' at the cow wash...♪"
Nicholas Tosoni. Nice catch!! 🐮 LOL for real!
"Good one!", Nick.
*_Hogwash!!_*
The geeky guy with the glasses (Gene Persson) was in "Earth Vs The Spider" (1958).
I just love how Mike understands Gypsy's rage towards Pearl. XD
All while Servo makes fun of her for it.
Even a sweetie like Gypsy has her limits
To be fair, the only reason Servo did that was because Gypsy said "bitch" out loud. XD
"Despair was the bumpercrop." Awesome.
My favorite version, is Get Smart's Island of the Darned.
Hans Hunter chases 86 & 99 all over the island. He sends a box to CONTROL headquarters. MAX: "He looks strange." CHIEF: "Max, he's been stuffed. I suppose we should bury him." MAX: "It seems a shame after going to all the trouble of stuffing him."
One of my favorite Get Smart's.
Ironically, Robert Reed grew up on a dairy farm. lOL
While a comedy, Get Smart was full of violence and death, so adapting the story made sense there. On the other hand it definitely did not belong in an episode of Gilligan's Island.
"Fella's it's too rough to feed ya" nice Edmund Fitzgerald reference there Mike
They got into port and everyone was okay. They went out for lunch and felt better...
"We dump this stuff in the creek and the government pays us for it!" lmao.
hahaha i mean, the sad thing is thats actually pretty true for so many decades
usually its companies though just dumping shit in rivers
not some mkultra government crap though haha
i mean we got rid of so many barrels of nuclear waste in the ocean
a few floated up once in the 50s and we just had a plane strafe it til it sunk
@@KaladinVegapunk That's more true than ever in this administration. The EPA is being hollowed out, environmental regulations are being rolled back, and the corporations are being rewarded with tax cuts.
Apparently the two people who replied before me don't understand the reference. It's not about dumping things in rivers with no consequences. It's about the fact that the government used to pay farmers to destroy--or simply not grow--certain amounts of certain crops in order to keep prices stable. Hence the "government pays us for it" part. But, sure, just assume that everything perfectly aligns with your world view.
Had a BF that worked for the EPA. He turned Roseacre Egg Farm in for throwing chicken guano into a creek. Subsequently, swarthy dudes in Lincolns were trailing him on I-65. The EPA hid him away for a couple years and told him from now on, keep his mouth shut.@@Nmethyltransferase
44:10 “Bad news, the kitchens not up to code”. 🤣
1:25:10 Hilarious callback from “Teenage Strangler”. The guy in the glasses kinda looks like Mikey.
A villain truly in love with the sound of his own voice.
"I'm tempted to call her something that rhymes with bitch" might be Gypsy's best line ever.
how about the time she said HE STOLE MY *FRIGGIN' PAPER!!* in The Wild world of batwoman.
@@juliannedeschamps4532 No no, Sven might be right. Good second place though.
@@ImpetuouslyInsane But still, even a cutie like Gypsy has her limits.
@@ImpetuouslyInsane How about the time when Gypsy *"CRUSHES"* Joel in the Beatniks?
This plot has been done to death so many times , seems like every five years there is a new version.
If they redid this today, it's be the Epstein island and an illegal porno flick featuring folks from that pizzagate thing.
Mike Brady, the early years. Long live MST3K !
“Uncle Jim’s out of control. We frag him today”
And “The big dog also protects the family”
“...from rival farm gangs”
10:50 Most leaches leave a triangular wound, and their saliva contains an anticoagulant, so the blood keeps flowing even after they let go or get pulled off. These are _extra_ _polite_ leaches that don't even cut your skin, let alone make you bleed!
*leeches
Yes, it's the boat rocking scaring the fish and not the man firing the gun at all!
23:55 I legit love that little physical gag of them all looking from his hand to where it's pointing in unison.
“Goodbye, will send that arm if we find it”. LOL
"I'm prescribing a series of commercials."
*groan*
At 42:41, after Kevin's toe jam joke you can hear a woman's laugh. It sounds a bit like Bridgette.
Good catch!
"May I present my wife."
"SURE!"
🤣🤣🤣
The first supervillain who hires henchmen who are able to *LOOK AROUND* instead of just looking straight ahead will actually conquer the world.
Everything I know about dairy farms and chicken farms I learned from MST3K.
1:31:30 Holy mole, never noticed that Maria Bamford was the fiddler for the square-dance! Love her AND Mary Jo!
God, the square dancing skit makes me die laughing. Crow always takes everything too far.
Just now saw that (first time). I’m in a shit-ton of pain and still I laughed out loud! Now promenade!
I can't help but keep feeling like the people in this film really aren't trying to survive too well.
Not often do you see Gypsy lose it.
How about the square dancing/moshing at 45:05 ? Best I've seen since birth.
and the time Crow copied her essay in The Wild World of Batwoman, and has to be reminded that he committed plagiarism, she was livid as heck
I love you so much, Kevin Murphy. Such sincere, perfect delivery of some of the most absolutely insane lines.
I love it when Kevin sings and makes up his own lyrics, especially in Rifftrax
Kevin is my fav
This was one of the first episodes my friends and I watched 15 years ago. Still remember all of us cracking up at the "water, lots of it!" part 😂
Holy shit! This was the first appearance of Pearl Forrister! She was always my favorite of the MADS!
really?
@@notinspectorgadget I think so. Unless she was in Season 1 or 2.
@@notinspectorgadget The Sci-Fi era Mads get a bad rap, in my opinion. There's no topping the chemistry between Dr. F and Frank, of course, but Pearl/Bobo/Brain Guy run circles around Dr. F/Larry or whatever they have going on in S11-13 (aka "The seasons I don't acknowledge")
Lol
With regards to the dairy farming short, I guess this is what the Ryan Brothers from Saving Private Ryan were doing before the war.
They cast Vincent Price Lite as the villain.
I'm no expert or anything. But, I don't think leeches normally hang in quick sand. also they are fast and stealthy little buggers, he was only the pit for like 5 seconds,only to his knees and like 20 made it up to his chest, no time flat
"She's got a whole lot of face goin' on."
No matter how young we may witness Robert Reed to be in his earlier roles, he will ALWAYS look like a dad to us now.
I think the Bloodlust is waiting for this movie to actually begin.
They never did get to the damn clam bake. I hate it when movies lure you in with a clam bake, and then don’t deliver.....😒
Man, Mike is one tall dude.
gunflame total squarehead
"I have to be careful of my new jeans cuz I got them at Pamida" 😂
"Uncle Jim is an edgy man"
Uncle Jim listens to lincoln park in the dark
This is the teen version of The Most Dangerous Game.
51:05 "he shot the bear mid standing ovation" LMAO!
1:20 when the funny flute music starts: "Manos"
The Dairy Farm is the main feature here :-D
"There's one more thing I'd like to have you see before you go." "It's called Captain EO." I love a good, somewhat random and out of nowhere, Captain EO reference!
Captain EO is one of my only good childhood memories. I was really heartbroken when they ended it at Disneyland the first time.
The teens remind me of the Scooby gang...without the groovy.
I'm depressed - my Grandfather's farm didn't have a bell to ring when we visited.
are you sure it WAS a farm?
'Witness' movie did!
Thank you for your precious work uploading these treasures. There's a special place in heaven for mst uploaders.
"You get your hand out of that cookie jar, young man!"
The Square Dance Moshpit was the pinnacle of televisual art. Nothing will ever top that, ever.
"He does this twice a day, and once in a while, he actually finds somebody."
I've noticed Johnny's plans involve a lot of backtracking.
51:09 "He shot the bear in mid standing ovation."
"Despair was the bumper crop." Yup.
I like how Crow's head can be perceived as looking both backwards and forwards simultaneously. But why would he NOT be looking at the screen? 🤪
"I'm tempted to call her something that rhymes with "BITCH"!
Lmao
LOL.. I love it.. The guy is hunting us in the jungle, and the third member of our group just ran off with our only weapon.. I know! Let's just stand there talking loudly. That will solve everything :D
crazyfvck it's awfully more like the most dangerous game
Sydney Hamilton I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this
It's A Story I've Read Back When I Was A Freshman
Sydney Hamilton I know! It's exactly like, but with more prey! And it's less good, obviously.
I can name 5 episodes of Scooby Doo that scared me worse than this movie ever could.