MST3k 607 - Bloodlust

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024
  • In true horror film tradition, four beautiful teenagers are led into a cheesily-dressed set made to look like a jungle, where they're hunted down with fake weapons. Much moustache-twirling ensues.
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  • @scottb5007
    @scottb5007 2 года назад +141

    I watched a lot of these episodes when they originally aired, and now I work my way through the library every winter. MST3K is the most underrated gem ever

    • @thedativecase9733
      @thedativecase9733 2 года назад +19

      Why the hell did they never broadcast this in the UK ? I know a lot of the references are US based, but we all watch so much US tv growing up that even I get most of them. And the humour is so sardonic, clever, dry and often just silly it would have been perfect on late night telly.

    • @sammavacaist
      @sammavacaist 2 года назад +11

      @@thedativecase9733 They did a few hilarious takes on British movies too. Watch "The Deadly Bees", " The Projected Man" and "Devil Doll."

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 Год назад +5

      I think “Amazing Transparent Man” was also British?

    • @dustyhurd424
      @dustyhurd424 Год назад +7

      @@sammavacaist The most British episode I can remember is "Gorgo". Its pretty much Godzilla destroys London.

    • @meedily
      @meedily Год назад

      @@thedativecase9733 Because they're pansies who relegate free speech to a goddamn corner.

  • @martinprehn9353
    @martinprehn9353 4 года назад +89

    "I'm tempted to call her something that rhymes with b*tch!" - I love you Gypsie! This is a golden episode!

    • @poecollector64
      @poecollector64 4 года назад +5

      I laughed so hard lemonade shot out of my nose

    • @ileniaproulx8271
      @ileniaproulx8271 Год назад +5

      A sweetheart with a jarring voice like her inadvertently saying a line like that? I guess Gypsy has her limits too.

    • @mikesilva3868
      @mikesilva3868 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@poecollector64😊the riffing is great in this episode

  • @luexiana
    @luexiana 11 лет назад +67

    I love how every MST3K skit dissolves into madness

  • @ClarkKnowles
    @ClarkKnowles 2 года назад +63

    That farm short has to be one of the funniest shorts in MST3k history.

    • @melodyssong4916
      @melodyssong4916 Год назад +13

      "Despair was the bumper crop" is an absolutely incredible line

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice Год назад +3

      A little big city elitist for my taste... but still entertaining

    • @graemesmith6721
      @graemesmith6721 Год назад +2

      @@DiggitySlice Big city elitist? It's all about how fun and healthy and wholesome life on a farm is! The city kid is even able to climb that rope at the end. It's basically the plot of "Heidi."

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Год назад +1

      I'm watching it wondering how can this be called bloodlust? It must really take a turn.

    • @CarlSmith-p2c
      @CarlSmith-p2c Год назад +2

      I had to mention this short to a Catholic coworker because of Tom's "sinner" quip. ("Cow's are a lot like people." "Yeah, they're sinners!"). Just the idea that cows have a notion of Original Sin ...

  • @Rexdrinksredbull
    @Rexdrinksredbull 4 года назад +77

    "The stalks of corn that were as tall as George's knee are now taller than him"
    "George is clearly shrinking!"

  • @otopico
    @otopico 9 лет назад +328

    I wish people would stop trying to prove which guy was the 'best'. Joel and Mike made the show what it was, and both are part of the beautiful machine that is MST3K.
    It isn't a religion. Let's just love the show, and appreciate what we got, and miss it.
    I'd love for it to still be on the air, until then, keep circulating the tapes/downloads.

    • @analogkid01
      @analogkid01  9 лет назад +16

      otopico SPLITTER!!

    • @WayWardWonderer
      @WayWardWonderer 9 лет назад +33

      otopico Agreed! Both Joel and Mike brought something special to the show with their own personalities. They were both funny and they were both excellent hosts!

    • @420Meshuggah
      @420Meshuggah 9 лет назад +11

      otopico if people prefer joel over mike or vice versa, thats their opinion. if you see it as them trying to prove which one is better then your mistaking their personal opinions as facts. let them have their say.

    • @otopico
      @otopico 9 лет назад +25

      420Meshuggah I'm all for people having their own opinions, it just gets old watching people trying to prove who was best when the very idea of which one is best is subjective.
      If I came across as just wanting people to shut up, that was not my intent.

    • @WayWardWonderer
      @WayWardWonderer 9 лет назад

      Yup. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, regardless of how popular / unpopular it is.

  • @terrytobias7572
    @terrytobias7572 6 лет назад +53

    Thank God for the blonde girl! She had more sense than the other three put together AND was the only one who managed to take out a bad guy! 👏🌹🌟

  • @tantalus0971
    @tantalus0971 10 лет назад +106

    I love it that Crow's wearing his slacks in the opening psychoanalysis segment.

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H 3 года назад +44

    Robert Reed (this movie's "hero") is definitely a contender for the auspicious *Suck The Gut In* award. And as MSTies know, it's a competitive category!

  • @Soultaker_For_Hire
    @Soultaker_For_Hire 4 года назад +50

    "His shirt is so tight you can see his liver" - Crow
    So hilarious his shirt was probably two sizes too small.

  • @CheshireCat-cm1si
    @CheshireCat-cm1si 5 лет назад +72

    In this episode alone, Tom sets Crow up to embarrass him, run over him with a car, and Crow ruined Tom's attempt at a dinner party. They are definitely siblings.

  • @dadahyena
    @dadahyena 4 года назад +52

    I love hearing Tom Servo fawning over the little dog: "Aww, puppy! Humphrey!"
    (Humphrey being Kevin Murphy's dog/Professor Bobo's warwilf)

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 2 года назад +6

      Aww, I remember the doggie after the end of Werewolf. So darn cute!

    • @awkwardboy
      @awkwardboy Год назад +4

      Humphrey also appears in the Authors section of the episode guide book. Everyone is holding him as if he's their dog.

  • @FanBritLit
    @FanBritLit 10 лет назад +101

    "As a matter of fact, cows are a lot like people."
    "They're sinners!" -Tom Servo

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Год назад +6

      Unlike trains, which are blameless, holy creatures.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 Год назад

      so those country girls have 4 nipples, and fart a lot?

    • @PCGamer77
      @PCGamer77 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@michaelccozens"Why don't they look?"

  • @PURPLE_SHADE_SMOOTHIE
    @PURPLE_SHADE_SMOOTHIE 4 года назад +33

    Can't get enough of MST3K

  • @TlalocW
    @TlalocW 5 лет назад +64

    I really enjoyed the short about the dairy farm. I have relatives about a hundred miles away from where I grew up that have a farm (still do), and we got to ride horses and climb haystacks, etc. as kids. Never forced to do any manual labor so that's even better. It sounds corny, but it's a good memory of a simpler time (that really wasn't - just viewed through the eyes of a child).

    • @TlalocW
      @TlalocW 3 года назад +15

      @Jimmy L Needham I'm sorry to hear about your needing surgery to correct your micro-penis issue as that's the only reason I can figure you'd have for needing to shit on a fond memory from the 70s and 80s... before drones. ASS-ume much, snowflake? And for your information while I didn't grow up on a farm I was surrounded by them and got jobs every summer doing something - like bucking bales - while I also held down a paper route requiring me to get up at 3 am every day of the year, earned a full ride scholarship to college and worked at several jobs for extra money, and have opened several businesses since then so save your macho bullshit of earning your way for your reconstructive urologist, cupcake. Maybe he'll be impressed.

    • @porkfrog2785
      @porkfrog2785 3 года назад +2

      It brought back memories of jumping in hay...and then memories of jumping out of trees into big piles if leaves...I tried video games as a teen, and actually doing thing beats making pixels do things

    • @TeatroGrotesco
      @TeatroGrotesco 3 года назад +5

      "It sounds corny..." Ha, corny, about a farm, ha, I see what you did there.
      Also, I enjoyed how you handled the unneccissary Shi!tty comment, Bravo!!
      I had a friend whose Grandparents had a small farm. I got to drive a horse and cart, we played in the hayloft, (and as a side note, just remembered, we found out that Crisco is not a tub of cake frosting, it really, really isn't.)
      Thanks for sharing your positive memory.
      "And we'll call if we ever find your arm."
      "Uncle Jim is an edgy man who should not be riled." We all had one.

    • @bigduke5902
      @bigduke5902 Год назад +1

      Why would this sound corny? Because it's a genuine memory without a shred of cynicism, deconstruction, or guilt? Just by prefacing this with a warning of incoming corn proves that it was indeed a simpler time. You really don't have to try so hard to show you aren't like previous generations in lionizing your own past.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 Год назад

      d-d-ddid you [gulp] g-g-g-get to, ...wash cowt!ts?

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf 11 лет назад +45

    59:30: The revolver is unloaded. The crossbow is unloaded. The psychopath is unarmed and within arm's reach. So naturally the muscular hero does NOT proceed to beat the snot out of him and save everyone, because bad writing.
    I do have to give the movie credit for not killing off the willowy nerd, though. They were often favorite victims in 50's films.

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget 2 года назад +4

      The willowy nerd and the blond protagonist were in Earth Vs The Spider.

    • @dontneednoname2072
      @dontneednoname2072 2 года назад +2

      ​@@notinspectorgadget and Captain Tony plays Joe - a high school friend of the nerd, despite being in his late 30s 🤣

    • @voraciousreader3341
      @voraciousreader3341 2 года назад

      Maybe someone doesn’t get the premise of this whole show….the guys only choose the worst movies to lampoon on their show, get it?? And the fake premise of the “experiment” is for Dr. Forester to bombard Mike and the bots with the crappiest movies he can find to cause his “subjects” to lose their minds. So “Citizen Kane” was never going to be a choice, and if the crap movies bother you, then you can watch something else! Folks like me love the combination of the terrible acting and the brilliant riffing!

    • @kevinclick9026
      @kevinclick9026 2 года назад

      2kool 4skool

    • @excaliburhead
      @excaliburhead 2 года назад +1

      @@voraciousreader3341 I imagine he gets it. It’s still fun to analyze and point out some of the specific instances of horribleness in the film.

  • @yolo22
    @yolo22 11 лет назад +17

    "repressed emotions help the evening pass without incident". lol. one of the best shorts!

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 Год назад +2

      first cousin to the comment about not being ethnic at the dinner table.

  • @emilylarsen2370
    @emilylarsen2370 2 года назад +16

    53:39 when the bad guy is talking about passion, mike and servo lean on each other’s shoulders. can’t believe I missed that 🤣🤣 it’s adorable

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 Год назад +3

      They’re bored to sleep.

  • @tinlizziestudios4344
    @tinlizziestudios4344 3 года назад +84

    I know Dr Foresster is evil, but it still breaks my heart every time I see his mom treat him like this.

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget 2 года назад +25

      There's one of three options when one has a mother as horrible as Dr. Forrester's.
      1) decades of therapy
      2) murder/suicide
      3) super-villainry

    • @mechachrist
      @mechachrist 2 года назад +21

      I've begun to rethink the whole "evil" ting with Forrester. In the original theme songs, it says Joel couldn't control where the movies begin or end because he made the bots with the parts. That means Forrester originally gave him the ability to control the movies.

    • @zhitchcresttail3387
      @zhitchcresttail3387 2 года назад +24

      @@mechachrist which does seem to defeat the purpose of their experiments, but hey it's just a show, I guess I should just relax

    • @pony_bonnyman
      @pony_bonnyman 2 года назад +3

      @@zhitchcresttail3387 You really should.

    • @ickyelf4549
      @ickyelf4549 2 года назад +7

      @@mechachrist Just repeat to yourself “it’s just a show, and I should really just relax”

  • @saedastarcaller
    @saedastarcaller 10 лет назад +51

    No future! No future! Ahhh! Anarchy! Anarchy!! Now promenade.

  • @theOstenHugo
    @theOstenHugo 5 лет назад +19

    “Thank you for your request to come pick you up. unfortunately we are unable to grant your-“ 🤣😂🤣😂
    sometimes i think the riffs during the shorts are HILARIOUS x funnier than the entire film !!

  • @mst3KGf
    @mst3KGf 9 лет назад +197

    "Bloodlust," aka "As long as we don't call it 'The Most Dangerous Game,' we won't get sued!"

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 6 лет назад +1

      The blond looks like Scarlet Johansen. Do you suppose Scarlet went back in time??

    • @DrummerGrrrl
      @DrummerGrrrl 6 лет назад +1

      @@wadecarmen7501 I think she looks sort of like Famke Jannsen.

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 6 лет назад +2

      @@DrummerGrrrl Always had a crush on Famke.

    • @primepm8861
      @primepm8861 5 лет назад +4

      @@wadecarmen7501 so THAT'S what happened after Endgame

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 лет назад +4

      "How about 'The Maximum Threatening Target' sir?
      "uuh, no bob.. too close. Slap bloodlust on it and print it"

  • @fromtheparkbench1979
    @fromtheparkbench1979 3 года назад +31

    Posted 9 YEARS ago...this channel has so helped me get thru Covid...with very little PTSD to speak of!!!
    Thanks for the laughs and giggles today/year...when we needed it most!!!!

  • @PatTheBatmanFan
    @PatTheBatmanFan 8 лет назад +94

    Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm is pure gold.
    "Uncle Jim is an edgy man and should not be riled"
    "You'll pay one day hayseed!"
    "You'll get what's coming faaarmer!"
    "A very special Ziffel family reunion"
    "Ah yes, now's the time for Uncle Jim's fundamentalist dogma."
    "That's why I'm burning my bra."
    "Repressed emotions help the evening pass without incident."
    "Despair was the bumper crop."
    "Corn! Coming after me!"
    "Just throw them their winter clothes and floor it!"
    "So long you corn-shucking suckers!"
    And so on.

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 6 лет назад +4

      Today, Uncle Jim would have a weed farm!

    • @dustincantrell6712
      @dustincantrell6712 6 лет назад +6

      I ain't going to work on Uncle Jim's farm no more.

    • @Meatwad440
      @Meatwad440 6 лет назад +5

      “Uncle Jim’s our of control. We frag him today.”

    • @delewan
      @delewan 5 лет назад +6

      "Thank you for your request to come pick you up, we regret to inform you we are unable...." - Any introvert who's done summer camp has gotten that letter.

    • @henrybechtel3644
      @henrybechtel3644 5 лет назад +3

      Jim's out of control, we frag him today

  • @insectoidinheritor896
    @insectoidinheritor896 10 лет назад +44

    15:46 "despair was the bumper crop."

  • @subaduck
    @subaduck 10 лет назад +35

    15:04 "Repressed emotions help the evening pass without incident."

  • @carlosfred8673
    @carlosfred8673 8 лет назад +60

    Ah the first appearance of Pearl. Doctor Forester or Pearl, I loved them both as the Mads.

    • @delugesofgrandeur
      @delugesofgrandeur 8 лет назад +14

      They really didn't know wtf to do with Pearl when Dr. F was still there. I hate almost all of the skits with her and him, but once she properly took over she was fantastic. Kudos to them for figuring it out.

    • @svenylford4047
      @svenylford4047 4 года назад +12

      @@delugesofgrandeur i do love when Clayton put her "in a home."

    • @mindshuffler3332
      @mindshuffler3332 3 года назад +6

      An evil girl, who wants to rule the world!

    • @ileniaproulx8271
      @ileniaproulx8271 Год назад

      @@delugesofgrandeur But the series took a turn for the more story-lines and intense without Frank and Trace together! Seasons 1 to 6 were the best!

  • @SteelyBud
    @SteelyBud 9 лет назад +33

    Robert Reed's performance is so riveting! When he discovers the villain's treachery, his rage just bursts from the screen! Frothing at the mouth, eyes alight with insane fury!

    • @sheltonbrightjr.5988
      @sheltonbrightjr.5988 6 лет назад +6

      Captain Bud Sturguess
      🤔 R u sure it wasn't the super tight shirt making him do all of that??

    • @janetlieb2507
      @janetlieb2507 4 года назад +5

      Awww! Hes cool calm Mike brady!♥️sirena!!

    • @christopherwall2121
      @christopherwall2121 2 года назад +3

      That was easy for him, he just pretended he was at a _Brady Bunch_ script reading session.

    • @billkasperdotcom
      @billkasperdotcom 2 года назад

      His belt was so tight you could see his liver.

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 Год назад

      @@sheltonbrightjr.5988
      Uh-huh … can we finish this scene please?

  • @undoneonion90
    @undoneonion90 8 лет назад +148

    "Cows are a lot like people..."
    "They're sinners!"

  • @marcmenzia
    @marcmenzia 13 лет назад +47

    Remember; when your captor is surrounded, outnumbered 5 to 2 by people a third his age and is wide open with no means to defend himself, make absolutely no attempt to kill him. Just stand there and talk until he arms himself, then worry about getting him. It's only fair.

    • @Palmieres
      @Palmieres 4 года назад +12

      Especially when after he gets a gun the two other characters behind him could easily grab one of those spears on the wall and shank him. Or when they find out the gun is empty *and they still agree to be chased and killed anyway.*

    • @djt8937
      @djt8937 4 года назад +9

      You are absolutely right. 54:59 let's all chat with our killer when we've got him surrounded

    • @graemesmith6721
      @graemesmith6721 Год назад +4

      @@djt8937 Yeah, that's just ridiculous. They're all standing around him when Tony is brought in. They could have ended this whole business right then and there, but then we'd have no movie. A classic example of what Roger Ebert called "The Idiot Plot." The plot only works if all the characters are idiots.

    • @PRH123
      @PRH123 8 месяцев назад

      Yes and then politely meet at the indicated time & place...

  • @samuelstephens6163
    @samuelstephens6163 5 лет назад +56

    Most underrated Mike episode? This one and Hamlet.

    • @jawarholol4651
      @jawarholol4651 3 года назад +8

      Oof, Hamlet? That one was hard to watch all the way through, the movie is so terrible!

    • @starlimitz2
      @starlimitz2 3 года назад +2

      Yeah I agree that this is an underrated episode... but Hamlet is not well loved for a pretty good reason.

    • @alienmcqueen
      @alienmcqueen 3 года назад

      @@starlimitz2 why

    • @Jungian
      @Jungian 3 года назад +1

      Could not agree more!

    • @samuelstephens6163
      @samuelstephens6163 3 года назад +4

      @Unism The reason I like Hamlet so much is that I was a literature major. The riffs in Hamlet are a little extra special because Mike Nelson was also a lit major, so the riffs there hit really close to home.

  • @courtneywoodbury5198
    @courtneywoodbury5198 7 лет назад +54

    The plan with the window and the vase is actually pretty damn clever.

    • @Nmethyltransferase
      @Nmethyltransferase 5 лет назад +21

      For putting in a female character that wasn't a total damsel-in-distress, I think this film was ahead of its time. Too bad it's otherwise a turd, though...
      I'm reminded of 511 - Gunslinger. It has two complex female leads and passes the Bechdel test. But...

    • @Fjordavy
      @Fjordavy 5 лет назад +5

      Nmethyltransferase Yes, quotas are what distinguish good Art and bad

    • @jbarbeau92
      @jbarbeau92 4 года назад +16

      Fjordavy the point of the bechdel test isn’t to determine what’s good or not, the point is to demonstrate that it’s surprisingly difficult to find films where women are characters apart from their relationship to men. I doubt Schindler’s List passes the Bechdel test, but that doesn’t make it bad.

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice Год назад

      @@Nmethyltransferase Bechdel test is absolute trash

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice Год назад +3

      @@jbarbeau92 Terminator doesn't pass the Bechdel test. Would you call Sarah Conner not a good female protagonist? The test is garbage

  • @sagerider2
    @sagerider2 8 лет назад +14

    My favorite version, is Get Smart's Island of the Darned.
    Hans Hunter chases 86 & 99 all over the island. He sends a box to CONTROL headquarters. MAX: "He looks strange." CHIEF: "Max, he's been stuffed. I suppose we should bury him." MAX: "It seems a shame after going to all the trouble of stuffing him."
    One of my favorite Get Smart's.
    Ironically, Robert Reed grew up on a dairy farm. lOL

    • @nightmaretomb5294
      @nightmaretomb5294 8 лет назад +2

      While a comedy, Get Smart was full of violence and death, so adapting the story made sense there. On the other hand it definitely did not belong in an episode of Gilligan's Island.

  • @delewan
    @delewan 5 лет назад +17

    Never before have I cried so from watching a short on dairy farming.

  • @chimpinaneckbrace
    @chimpinaneckbrace 8 лет назад +78

    "What's a jungle with out banana trees?"
    "Uh...a forest?"

  • @Eisenbison
    @Eisenbison 5 лет назад +40

    This is the very first appearance of Pearl Forrester!

    • @georgeannahull6559
      @georgeannahull6559 Год назад +3

      She became a main character since Frank's departure from the show. That's when the series took a turn of the intense and more story-line plots.

  • @willferrell8524
    @willferrell8524 5 лет назад +19

    He shot the bear in mid standing ovation ... classic line, Mike...

  • @sardonicus76
    @sardonicus76 5 лет назад +11

    1:25:10 Hilarious callback from “Teenage Strangler”. The guy in the glasses kinda looks like Mikey.

  • @leijen208
    @leijen208 7 лет назад +37

    Finally! A heroine who can hold her own an who doesn't just scream and run

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 6 лет назад +11

      Or scream and faint.
      "Women failed to develop the Fight-or-Flight Reflex"
      "Yeah, all they have is the Fainting Reflex"

    • @janetlieb2507
      @janetlieb2507 4 года назад +2

      Love her!!!🔱🧞‍♀️♥️sirena!!!

  • @walterfechter8080
    @walterfechter8080 Год назад +4

    The geeky guy with the glasses (Gene Persson) was in "Earth Vs The Spider" (1958).

  • @MAXBLAYLOCK
    @MAXBLAYLOCK 12 лет назад +9

    You would never have suspected Robert Reed was gay until the scene where he helps that guy out of the quicksand.

  • @Nmethyltransferase
    @Nmethyltransferase 5 лет назад +13

    10:50 Most leaches leave a triangular wound, and their saliva contains an anticoagulant, so the blood keeps flowing even after they let go or get pulled off. These are _extra_ _polite_ leaches that don't even cut your skin, let alone make you bleed!

  • @lunacat2198
    @lunacat2198 10 лет назад +12

    I'm no expert or anything. But, I don't think leeches normally hang in quick sand. also they are fast and stealthy little buggers, he was only the pit for like 5 seconds,only to his knees and like 20 made it up to his chest, no time flat

  • @reesetorwad8346
    @reesetorwad8346 Год назад +3

    1:31:30 Holy mole, never noticed that Maria Bamford was the fiddler for the square-dance! Love her AND Mary Jo!

  • @THiNGYBOBinc
    @THiNGYBOBinc 7 лет назад +32

    "I'm gonna go off and be Kenny G, so I'll see ya later"
    Why did that make me laugh, of all things

    • @starlimitz2
      @starlimitz2 3 года назад +4

      Rrrrrrrrandom!

    • @thedativecase9733
      @thedativecase9733 2 года назад +2

      I think it's their delivery of the lines, however weird or random they are.

  • @Christine-zn5is
    @Christine-zn5is 5 месяцев назад +1

    The Boyd Gaines mention made me laugh out loud. Yes, I'm old enough to remember him from "One Day at a Time".

  • @AnnetteLG
    @AnnetteLG 10 лет назад +51

    "Indiana Nerd and the Temple of Dork"

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 6 лет назад +3

      With a special appearance by Elmer J. Fudd.

    • @jamessaluska1887
      @jamessaluska1887 4 года назад +1

      Not this movie, but appreciate the FiresignTheatre plug

  • @pokeygorilla9368
    @pokeygorilla9368 10 лет назад +50

    "We dump this stuff in the creek and the government pays us for it!" lmao.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 лет назад +6

      hahaha i mean, the sad thing is thats actually pretty true for so many decades
      usually its companies though just dumping shit in rivers
      not some mkultra government crap though haha
      i mean we got rid of so many barrels of nuclear waste in the ocean
      a few floated up once in the 50s and we just had a plane strafe it til it sunk

    • @Nmethyltransferase
      @Nmethyltransferase 5 лет назад +7

      @@KaladinVegapunk That's more true than ever in this administration. The EPA is being hollowed out, environmental regulations are being rolled back, and the corporations are being rewarded with tax cuts.

    • @stephaniemorrissey123
      @stephaniemorrissey123 Год назад +1

      Apparently the two people who replied before me don't understand the reference. It's not about dumping things in rivers with no consequences. It's about the fact that the government used to pay farmers to destroy--or simply not grow--certain amounts of certain crops in order to keep prices stable. Hence the "government pays us for it" part. But, sure, just assume that everything perfectly aligns with your world view.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 10 месяцев назад

      Had a BF that worked for the EPA. He turned Roseacre Egg Farm in for throwing chicken guano into a creek. Subsequently, swarthy dudes in Lincolns were trailing him on I-65. The EPA hid him away for a couple years and told him from now on, keep his mouth shut.@@Nmethyltransferase

  • @ryanchristensen5266
    @ryanchristensen5266 4 года назад +14

    I love you so much, Kevin Murphy. Such sincere, perfect delivery of some of the most absolutely insane lines.

    • @jawarholol4651
      @jawarholol4651 3 года назад +5

      I love it when Kevin sings and makes up his own lyrics, especially in Rifftrax

    • @s_nunyabiznez
      @s_nunyabiznez 2 года назад +1

      Kevin is my fav

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo5902 Год назад +2

    23:55 I legit love that little physical gag of them all looking from his hand to where it's pointing in unison.

  • @jayjaycajun3701
    @jayjaycajun3701 12 лет назад +16

    "They've found the tree of interminable dialogue!"

  • @KingOfStopMotion
    @KingOfStopMotion 5 месяцев назад +3

    Man...poor Clayton, bro's mom likes Frank more than her own kid

  • @hammondOT
    @hammondOT Год назад +5

    Man, Trace's Crow is a million times better than Bill Corbett's. So much more wholesome and absurdist at the same time. Corbett was just sarcastic and so many of his riffs were just total duds. It really was the beginning of the end when Trace left. Mike and Kevin carried it as long as they could.

    • @justinpino8115
      @justinpino8115 7 месяцев назад

      Wrong

    • @hammondOT
      @hammondOT 7 месяцев назад

      @@justinpino8115 Anyone who thinks the guy who came in and did the last 2 seasons is better than the guy who did it for 8 seasons is a newcomers and their opinion doesn't count.
      There's no reality where the guy from NYC was going to have the same, blue collar midwest movie geek vibe that made the show so special.
      Corbet brought that snarky, big city, Hollywood theater kid feel to the show that ruined all the newest seasons.

  • @mogue7
    @mogue7 2 года назад +4

    At 42:41, after Kevin's toe jam joke you can hear a woman's laugh. It sounds a bit like Bridgette.

  • @gonzaleo
    @gonzaleo 6 лет назад +8

    "Despair was the bumpercrop." Awesome.

  • @svenylford4047
    @svenylford4047 4 года назад +54

    "I'm tempted to call her something that rhymes with bitch" might be Gypsy's best line ever.

    • @juliannedeschamps4532
      @juliannedeschamps4532 Год назад +1

      how about the time she said HE STOLE MY *FRIGGIN' PAPER!!* in The Wild world of batwoman.

    • @ImpetuouslyInsane
      @ImpetuouslyInsane Год назад

      @@juliannedeschamps4532 No no, Sven might be right. Good second place though.

    • @ileniaproulx8271
      @ileniaproulx8271 Год назад

      @@ImpetuouslyInsane But still, even a cutie like Gypsy has her limits.

    • @kacieleclair3162
      @kacieleclair3162 Год назад

      @@ImpetuouslyInsane How about the time when Gypsy *"CRUSHES"* Joel in the Beatniks?

  • @GlitchanBlack
    @GlitchanBlack 2 года назад +7

    I just love how Mike understands Gypsy's rage towards Pearl. XD

    • @ileniaproulx8271
      @ileniaproulx8271 Год назад +1

      All while Servo makes fun of her for it.
      Even a sweetie like Gypsy has her limits

    • @GlitchanBlack
      @GlitchanBlack Год назад +1

      To be fair, the only reason Servo did that was because Gypsy said "bitch" out loud. XD

  • @ArmorArmadillo
    @ArmorArmadillo 13 лет назад +3

    @20:50 Great filmmaking, introducing the fact that he is a great shot and she is a judo expert,facts which NEVER COME UP while they are being hunted and must defend themselves.

  • @Optimalillusion
    @Optimalillusion 8 лет назад +69

    Not often do you see Gypsy lose it.

    • @countludwigvonlahnstein7661
      @countludwigvonlahnstein7661 6 лет назад +4

      How about the square dancing/moshing at 45:05 ? Best I've seen since birth.

    • @juliannedeschamps4532
      @juliannedeschamps4532 Год назад +1

      and the time Crow copied her essay in The Wild World of Batwoman, and has to be reminded that he committed plagiarism, she was livid as heck

  • @alucard72
    @alucard72 8 лет назад +6

    Mike Brady, the early years. Long live MST3K !

  • @magnoliamike
    @magnoliamike 4 года назад +4

    44:10 “Bad news, the kitchens not up to code”. 🤣

  • @JervisGermane
    @JervisGermane 11 лет назад +19

    They cast Vincent Price Lite as the villain.

  • @Meatwad440
    @Meatwad440 6 лет назад +10

    “Uncle Jim’s out of control. We frag him today”
    And “The big dog also protects the family”
    “...from rival farm gangs”

  • @alonzocalvillo6702
    @alonzocalvillo6702 6 лет назад +10

    This plot has been done to death so many times , seems like every five years there is a new version.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 года назад +2

      If they redid this today, it's be the Epstein island and an illegal porno flick featuring folks from that pizzagate thing.

  • @jw6842
    @jw6842 9 месяцев назад +3

    "Repressed emotions help the evening pass without incident."
    😂

  • @edwardgleeson850
    @edwardgleeson850 3 месяца назад +2

    Can't believe they missed an opportunity to razz Mr. Brady Bunch.

  • @nicholastosoni707
    @nicholastosoni707 6 лет назад +22

    They missed a trick:
    "♪Workin' at the cow wash...♪"

  • @aisnota5192
    @aisnota5192 3 года назад +10

    Holy shit! This was the first appearance of Pearl Forrister! She was always my favorite of the MADS!

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget 2 года назад

      really?

    • @aisnota5192
      @aisnota5192 2 года назад

      @@notinspectorgadget I think so. Unless she was in Season 1 or 2.

    • @taterboob
      @taterboob Год назад +1

      @@notinspectorgadget The Sci-Fi era Mads get a bad rap, in my opinion. There's no topping the chemistry between Dr. F and Frank, of course, but Pearl/Bobo/Brain Guy run circles around Dr. F/Larry or whatever they have going on in S11-13 (aka "The seasons I don't acknowledge")

    • @justinpino8115
      @justinpino8115 7 месяцев назад

      Lol

  • @user-yv2cz8oj1k
    @user-yv2cz8oj1k 3 года назад +4

    Yes, it's the boat rocking scaring the fish and not the man firing the gun at all!

  • @JohnAdam-of-Iowa
    @JohnAdam-of-Iowa 10 лет назад +24

    "I'm prescribing a series of commercials."
    *groan*

  • @FanBritLit
    @FanBritLit 11 лет назад +25

    "She's got a whole lot of face goin' on."

  • @analogkid01
    @analogkid01  11 лет назад +6

    You're most welcome, I'm glad you enjoy them.

  • @moralityisnotsubjective5
    @moralityisnotsubjective5 7 лет назад +6

    A villain truly in love with the sound of his own voice.

  • @EthanDarke
    @EthanDarke 3 года назад +4

    "Fella's it's too rough to feed ya" nice Edmund Fitzgerald reference there Mike

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 Год назад +2

      They got into port and everyone was okay. They went out for lunch and felt better...

  • @SeanP7195
    @SeanP7195 7 лет назад +20

    God, the square dancing skit makes me die laughing. Crow always takes everything too far.

    • @whipsmartchris
      @whipsmartchris Год назад

      Just now saw that (first time). I’m in a shit-ton of pain and still I laughed out loud! Now promenade!

  • @UNOwen1
    @UNOwen1 10 лет назад +6

    @Matt Meltzer: Mike was a - one of - the writers, and honestly, liking Joel more than Mike (which I do), is a personal taste - some people find certain types of humour funnier than others, and that's why MST3K was such a good, popular series, is because it was written by a bunch of writers - each with their own specialties & quirks.
    I just wanted to let anyone who - like me - was a little confused about ths being listed as (S06E07), it's not - it's frm the 7th series & it's the 7th episode.
    To whoever posted this; you might want to correct it, please.
    Also - the one episode is love to see here is the Kitten With A Whip episode.
    Ann-Margaret (love her!) will absolutely NOT talk about it.
    I saw her once on Carson, and he gently tried to ask her, and she just would not.
    I love Kitten - even the 'non MST3K' version is pretty odd.

    • @Meltz1
      @Meltz1 10 лет назад

      Uhhhhhhhhh, usually when you start out with "A," there's something else that follows it. Lol.
      It's a preface to a list of some sort.
      You started it and ended it with, "A." Lol.
      Anyway, with that said:
      A. I just saw a live convention that Joel was a speaker at.
      He flat-out said, "We weren't really into titles. But, yes, Mike's title was the head writer."
      There's actually a video of the convention on RUclips somewhere.
      Frank was there too.
      And, Q: As far as my preference, it's all a matter of taste and personal preference.
      Mike's my preference.
      Do I like Joel?
      Absolutely.
      He's an innovator.
      Without Joel, there IS no MST3K for all of us to appreciate and love.
      And that would be sad.
      As far as in-theater riffing, that's where I prefer Mike.
      That's the only part I'm referring to.
      Who's more talented or responsible for the show being as great as it is, that's not at all what I'm stating my opinion on.
      I'm referring strictly to comedic style and delivery of the movie riffing.
      When it comes to that, my preference is definitely Mike.
      Do I watch Joel's episodes and still laugh my ass off???
      Hell yeah.
      I'm not saying I don't LIKE Joel.
      Cuz I do.
      I just like Mike's riffing and delivery better.
      I like his comedic style better.
      That's all.

    • @UNOwen1
      @UNOwen1 9 лет назад

      Matt Meltzer My 'a' was there as in; he was 'a' writer,' but, then - in mid sentence I changed it to make it clear he was one of the group of writers.
      Nothing more. (Notice, I never mentioned anywhere Mike being 'head writer.' Just either a - one of many, or 'the' (only) writer.
      Yes, I did - accidentally - make it a cap 'a,' and I see that even explaining what I actually typed was not clear, but, that was my intent, and I was typing it in the middle of the night, when I was having insomnia, and needed something to entertain me.
      At the end of the day, we're all here because we like to laugh along with (fill-in-the-blank) and the bots.

    • @kurtreber9813
      @kurtreber9813 8 лет назад

      +U.N. Owen i thought you did the 'a' on purpose. and i realized what that usage was trying to convey. that was creative

  • @likewhoaitstrent6925
    @likewhoaitstrent6925 9 лет назад +31

    Incidentally, who the hell wears white pants on a farm...?

  • @RandomEntry13013
    @RandomEntry13013 2 года назад +4

    Thank you for your precious work uploading these treasures. There's a special place in heaven for mst uploaders.

  • @AndythePervert
    @AndythePervert 7 лет назад +3

    The first supervillain who hires henchmen who are able to *LOOK AROUND* instead of just looking straight ahead will actually conquer the world.

  • @grnhair2001
    @grnhair2001 11 лет назад +4

    The guy playing Pete struck me as not a half-bad actor, so I looked him up. He ended up being a broadway producer, producing You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown, and other plays. (love that imdb). He was also in Earth vs. Spider, for us MST types.

  • @johnathanlee7141
    @johnathanlee7141 11 лет назад +11

    The teens remind me of the Scooby gang...without the groovy.

  • @diverbob33
    @diverbob33 10 месяцев назад +3

    Trying to watch the farm short and eat my dinner at the same time is impossible!

  • @jeremyleveille1532
    @jeremyleveille1532 4 года назад +5

    This was one of the first episodes my friends and I watched 15 years ago. Still remember all of us cracking up at the "water, lots of it!" part 😂

  • @ebmosier1
    @ebmosier1 10 лет назад +6

    "There's one more thing I'd like to have you see before you go." "It's called Captain EO." I love a good, somewhat random and out of nowhere, Captain EO reference!

    • @fourcrippledhorses
      @fourcrippledhorses 10 лет назад +2

      Captain EO is one of my only good childhood memories. I was really heartbroken when they ended it at Disneyland the first time.

  • @analogkid01
    @analogkid01  12 лет назад +3

    This isn't my favorite episode, so it wasn't until years later that I was watching it and caught her name in the credits...I was so proud of Maria for being involved with MST3k!!

  • @ProjectRedfoot
    @ProjectRedfoot 6 лет назад +5

    "I'm tempted to call her something that rhymes with "BITCH"!
    Lmao

  • @toddlongo7066
    @toddlongo7066 3 года назад +3

    “Goodbye, will send that arm if we find it”. LOL

  • @huskerfam7884
    @huskerfam7884 4 года назад +7

    "I have to be careful of my new jeans cuz I got them at Pamida" 😂

  • @Laceykat66
    @Laceykat66 13 лет назад +2

    This is great!
    This is one of those episodes few but hardcore fans have ever seen. It was yanked from the lineup almost immediately.
    Thank you for this rare gem.

  • @IsItModern
    @IsItModern 11 лет назад +29

    Leonardo DiCaprio could totally play the villain in a few years.

    • @AJF786
      @AJF786 10 лет назад +8

      Still won't get him an Oscar...

    • @christallh24
      @christallh24 7 лет назад +8

      Well, he's got that pity Oscar now.

    • @quester09
      @quester09 7 лет назад +2

      Late 2017: he's ready!

  • @jackmiller2404
    @jackmiller2404 3 года назад +2

    They never did get to the damn clam bake. I hate it when movies lure you in with a clam bake, and then don’t deliver.....😒

  • @jerelfontenot1
    @jerelfontenot1 4 года назад +4

    With regards to the dairy farming short, I guess this is what the Ryan Brothers from Saving Private Ryan were doing before the war.

  • @ac8911
    @ac8911 3 года назад +4

    39:03 is one of my favorite little moments from this film

  • @cabooseresurrected5183
    @cabooseresurrected5183 Год назад +3

    6:19 It’s pretty rare that Gypsy says a bad word.

  • @PCGamer77
    @PCGamer77 11 месяцев назад +1

    1:31:30 "fiddler -- Maria Bamford" LOL, I never noticed that credit before!

  • @Brastius
    @Brastius 9 лет назад +15

    This is an odd interpretation of "The Tempest."

  • @bchearne
    @bchearne Год назад +2

    33:58 “your lips are like crisp, delicious bacon!” What poetry

  • @dpr424
    @dpr424 Год назад +3

    "I was pretty hard on em Clark but I think you'll understand when you see how well-behaved they are." Yikes. That hit a bit too close.

  • @whipsmartchris
    @whipsmartchris Год назад +2

    38:37 (Urgently) “There’s something I want to tell you … radishes make me burp.”

  • @monkeymouse
    @monkeymouse 10 лет назад +3

    "Fellas it's too rough to feed ya" LOL "Love and the Landing at Normandy!" "They found the Tree of Interminable Dialogue!" and "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"