MST3k.s10.e04 - Future War

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @kikomiko1
    @kikomiko1 12 лет назад +202

    This is the best show to watch when you're feeling down. The theme song alone always cheers me up.

    • @nunyanunya4147
      @nunyanunya4147 Год назад +12

      LaLALa

    • @tdn6457
      @tdn6457 Год назад +5

      Its like a time machine.

    • @andrewfrankovic6821
      @andrewfrankovic6821 Год назад +10

      Even more so when feeling up, but at the risk of coming DOWN DOwn down.

    • @BrokeNekiNeko
      @BrokeNekiNeko Год назад +4

      It is the best theme song

    • @knownfact4905
      @knownfact4905 Год назад +6

      @@BrokeNekiNeko It's like the great theme songs of the 60s -- Green Acres, Gilligan's Island -- that explain the whole plot.

  • @marcguerra1854
    @marcguerra1854 3 года назад +259

    What blows my mind is the lead character, Daniel Bernhardt, trained Bob Odenkirk to prepare for the movie Nobody

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief 2 года назад +59

      Was also in the Matrix, John Wick, Mortal Kombat, Atomic Blonde and Logan, to name a few...
      He's one of the hardest working stunt choreographers in the business.

    • @Digital_Piss
      @Digital_Piss 2 года назад +31

      Holy Crap! He's one of the bus thugs in Bob Odenkirk's Nobody! He's Bob's lead trainer and he's handsome as hell!

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 2 года назад +45

      I’m sorry but that fight scene in Nobody was fake. How does he punch Bernhardt yet his shirt is still on him?

    • @jean-paulaudette9246
      @jean-paulaudette9246 2 года назад +17

      @@supermariofan03 WHAT! Surely you don't mean to imply that filmmakers might sacrifice pure accuracy for a spectacle! No one could be so underhanded.

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 2 года назад +2

      @@jean-paulaudette9246 lol

  • @parsonkyle9257
    @parsonkyle9257 Год назад +23

    "Glad the dinosaur got the kid, really distracted him." 😂

  • @lauramaue
    @lauramaue 4 года назад +117

    Just realized "box wranglers" is an actual job listed in the credits.
    Amazing.

    • @dustyhurd424
      @dustyhurd424 2 года назад +14

      Thank you for pointing this out! I guess all those empty boxes ain't gonna stack themselves. LOL

    • @spuriouslathos2518
      @spuriouslathos2518 5 месяцев назад

      *"I'm getting my own credit."* Jason the intern who had to keep stacking boxes between takes

  • @sapphire19885
    @sapphire19885 3 года назад +152

    This episode is straight gold all the way through. "Jean Claude Gosh Darn" and "halfway house for huge guys" are both in my top 5 favorite MST3K lines in existence.

    • @delius1967
      @delius1967 2 года назад +9

      "According to the bells, it's 97 o'clock"

    • @peterschultz354
      @peterschultz354 2 года назад +4

      Gotta go with Crow and "the meatloaf" at 36:18

    • @waynehand4600
      @waynehand4600 2 года назад +4

      I haven’t had Hardee’s in an hour

    • @sapphire19885
      @sapphire19885 2 года назад +2

      @@peterschultz354 omg somehow I've never noticed that before in the 153860 times I've watched this 😆

    • @sapphire19885
      @sapphire19885 2 года назад +1

      @@waynehand4600 classic

  • @dccloyd
    @dccloyd 3 года назад +155

    With all the people in cars driving around in the background just living their lives, this future war seems to be something that is only disrupting like 10 people.

    • @brian-vz5hz
      @brian-vz5hz Год назад +8

      So bad! I love the fact they just leave the kid after the dinos bust into the house. I don't even think the kid is mentioned again lol.

    • @brianschroeder2292
      @brianschroeder2292 Год назад +7

      Haha. The kid. What happened to him?? That's big question!! Lol

    • @tranzco1173
      @tranzco1173 Год назад +5

      They are all driving around the Ukraine still. In Future Wars people need to get to work and live their lives.

    • @mariakelly90210
      @mariakelly90210 Год назад +2

      ​@@tranzco1173They are also still driving around Gaza and Israel.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Год назад

      It's normal life but with dinosaurs.

  • @janetwallace9264
    @janetwallace9264 11 месяцев назад +11

    Ah, Future War! A movie about no future or any war whatsoever. Between this and Space Mutiny, there is at least a mutiny going on the latter. Featuring lots of boxes, Jean Cloud Gosh Darn, a spaceship with no astronauts, explosive cutesaurs, a nun, a Randy Johnson cyborg, battle of the guys who peaked in high school, forced perspective on Carnosaur models, a random soccer scene and a final battle at the church, this movie proves to be as exciting and fun as a cardboard box.
    In other words, we've got another amazing riff brought to you by MST3K, have a nice day!

  • @Azmina_the_warlock
    @Azmina_the_warlock 11 лет назад +45

    "Is he talking about a wahrwilf?" LOL throwback to Werewolf! XD

  • @MWDFrancis
    @MWDFrancis 7 лет назад +166

    MST3K has done this film a service - it had no value in modern culture until they recycled it as a comedy. Freakin' love this show!

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief 2 года назад +7

      Other than being one of the first films of a Hollywood stunt legend, Daniel Bernhardt. Look up his filmography, it's quite impressive.

    • @michaelpessin7233
      @michaelpessin7233 2 года назад +3

      Double check ! !
      & after MST3K re-released with comedic mutterings and shorts with robots 🤖 its now one of funniest things since - just don't know when

  • @torgostheme
    @torgostheme 11 лет назад +124

    "So this isn't a future...and it isn't a war."

    • @travisdelee8647
      @travisdelee8647 5 лет назад +7

      Loved you in "Manos" Torgo! Well, the mstk version.

    • @stormthrush37
      @stormthrush37 4 года назад +5

      "...but, y'know, I'm really not one to be picky."

    • @williamreynolds2599
      @williamreynolds2599 2 года назад

      It's just a typical b-movie

    • @grilledsleaze
      @grilledsleaze 2 года назад +5

      Top notch username, the master likes you 🤲

  • @dawood121derful
    @dawood121derful 5 лет назад +115

    It’s amazing how far $923.47 can go to produce a movie.

    • @johnbyrd7400
      @johnbyrd7400 Год назад +8

      And to think, that was after a 10 percent mark up and taxes.

    • @HighAsHeckPriestess
      @HighAsHeckPriestess Год назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brianschroeder2292
      @brianschroeder2292 Год назад +5

      That would explain all the boxes. Just amazing for 1000 bucks 😎🎉🎉

    • @TheKrensada
      @TheKrensada Год назад +7

      And it still managed to not make a profit.

    • @winonafrog
      @winonafrog Год назад +1

      55:40 - the crew being laid off

  • @OzymandiasWasRight
    @OzymandiasWasRight 3 года назад +61

    "I've got a brilliant idea for a movie! Think Terminator 2 meets Jurassic Park!"
    "Hmm. Tell me more."
    "Actually that's pretty much it."

    • @BendingInTheWind
      @BendingInTheWind 9 месяцев назад +3

      Unfortunately, they got Time Cop meets Carnosaur.

    • @borntogazeintonightskies
      @borntogazeintonightskies 8 месяцев назад

      *Future War*
      Based on a random thought by some guy.

    • @nobodyyouknow4379
      @nobodyyouknow4379 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@BendingInTheWind
      Perfectly said!! LOL!

    • @ImpetuouslyInsane
      @ImpetuouslyInsane 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@BendingInTheWind I hate the fact that's accurate.

  • @dndboy13
    @dndboy13 8 лет назад +316

    i read somewhere the art director for FUTUREWAR thought MST was too lenient on the movie.

    • @artificialdumbness9118
      @artificialdumbness9118 4 года назад +20

      read it just now - forget where it was

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 4 года назад +20

      wow that's amazing lol

    • @Tadesan
      @Tadesan 3 года назад +4

      lol

    • @MercenaryX21
      @MercenaryX21 3 года назад +5

      @Adam V I know, was this guy doing it probono or what?

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief 2 года назад +14

      @Adam V as in 'the guy they sent to get all the cardboard boxes'.

  • @Sitharos
    @Sitharos 6 лет назад +47

    “Battle of the Guys Who Peaked in High School” lolz!!!

  • @patrickwheeler7540
    @patrickwheeler7540 Год назад +19

    starting @ 40:11 while the confused nun's interior narrative states that she has a past that she's not proud of, Crow chimes in "...that's why I kept a scrapbook" is hilarious

  • @Axolotl_Mischief
    @Axolotl_Mischief 2 года назад +115

    Fun fact - the space dude, aka 'the runaway', is Daniel Bernhardt, one of Hollywood's hardest working stunt choreographers, with many, many roles from an agent in the Matrix, to John Wick, Logan, Mortal Kombat, Atomic Blonde and beyond. Guy has had an impressive career.

    • @jayjaybee
      @jayjaybee Год назад +13

      I don't know why but learning this really makes me happy. Thanks.

    • @heralds
      @heralds Год назад +15

      he's also in Santa's Summer Home, done by rifftrax

    • @michaelgryboski1
      @michaelgryboski1 Год назад +9

      He also had a small role in Red Notice, where he gets to beat up The Rock in a Russian prison.

    • @mmusgrove
      @mmusgrove Год назад

      I think you mean the guy had a career. Impressive? That's subjective.

    • @heralds
      @heralds Год назад +11

      @@mmusgrove he's in literally multiple iconic movies and is one of the most well known stunt actors in hollywood, despite starring in Santa's Summer Home. i think that's impressive, like starting with your legs broken in a race

  • @antoniopop6524
    @antoniopop6524 4 года назад +26

    The riff that got me hooked on MST3k was "Oh so suddenly he's mister flashlight."

  • @EdrickBluebeard
    @EdrickBluebeard 2 года назад +23

    "I'm a tool," is the most accurate thing said in this movie.

  • @ptupper72
    @ptupper72 10 лет назад +284

    Bible-quoting kickboxer from outer space fights forced-perspective exploding dinosaurs and low-rent terminators to save hooker/drug dealer/apprentice nun.

    • @microbial2007
      @microbial2007 7 лет назад +31

      That sounds like an idea someone on Meth would create.

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 6 лет назад +27

      While police prove incompetent and gang members prove altruistic.

    • @MythicSuns
      @MythicSuns 6 лет назад +23

      featuring some random fat guys the staff just pulled in from outside the studio

    • @questionablehumor2800
      @questionablehumor2800 6 лет назад +9

      tsk!.. spoilers!

    • @benrichardson5662
      @benrichardson5662 6 лет назад +16

      They should put this on the back of the DVD boxed set.

  • @Pocketrocket-pj1us
    @Pocketrocket-pj1us Год назад +10

    I love the meta(ish) moment, during the closing credits. Mike's doing his unfunny shadow puppets and Bill says, "Is this because Joel stopped by recently?"
    Not long after, you have the Servo line, about having dozens of himself, which pays off in a future episode.
    It's ridiculously fun writing. With perhapps a pinch of truth.
    Wonderfull!!
    Cheers from Canada

  • @joebarnin
    @joebarnin 5 лет назад +197

    "Look, when we met, you were hiding from a pimp, you just did a month in the joint, you were suicidal and addicted."
    And you threw it all away!

    • @jeremyleveille1532
      @jeremyleveille1532 4 года назад +16

      Great line and Crow's delivery was on point too

    • @zombie..
      @zombie.. 4 года назад +9

      That line gets me *every* time
      Crow was always my favorite!

    • @maxtew6521
      @maxtew6521 4 года назад +16

      I love when you read a comment just as the line is being read in the movie. That just happened to me. Special feeling.

    • @LinksBetweenDrinks
      @LinksBetweenDrinks 2 года назад +7

      In huge guy's defense, Anne did seem to need her backstory told to her, as she obviously can't remember it accurately herself.

  • @13lood13ath
    @13lood13ath 8 лет назад +63

    "Oh no! Before it was a Milky Way, now it's a Snickers. Make it stop, make it stop!"

    • @hisdukeness3037
      @hisdukeness3037 7 лет назад +3

      13lood13ath that scene induced a flashback for me

  • @purplegreenredyellow
    @purplegreenredyellow 9 лет назад +90

    I like how dinosaurs could actually 'sneak up' on people.

  • @TapiocaTwoStep
    @TapiocaTwoStep 3 года назад +56

    The church fight at the end is golden. “The Lutherans build a cyborg!” 😂🤣

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 2 года назад +9

      (smashes through wall)
      IT'S SUPER POPE!

    • @christianorr1059
      @christianorr1059 2 года назад +1

      Instant classic!

    • @alexiaNBC
      @alexiaNBC 2 года назад +2

      "My shirt was knocked off! It was knocked off! I swear!"

    • @greyfox280
      @greyfox280 2 года назад +5

      Liberation theology versus Opus Dei!

    • @bianardo6552
      @bianardo6552 Год назад

      It's even better since immediately before he blew up a statue of Mary

  • @ChimpFromSpace
    @ChimpFromSpace 5 лет назад +43

    The classic "box warehouse" scene is a work of cinematic art. The pinnacle of action!

  • @turkeyvolumeguesingman58
    @turkeyvolumeguesingman58 11 лет назад +39

    Sorry I'm late, my sleeves fell off...

  • @ivorbiggun710
    @ivorbiggun710 5 лет назад +48

    It can't be easy to make a film worse than Space Mutiny but the producers of this effort managed it and, thus, are clearly geniuses.

  • @debb8321
    @debb8321 6 лет назад +40

    "Now introducing new, faster seconds!"

  • @MissesD123
    @MissesD123 12 лет назад +140

    This show makes me feel empowered. Now I know that someday I too can grow up to become a female mad scientist and raise - then later kill - my own son while managing to torture a grown man and two robots. THANK YOU PEARL!!!

    • @cliffbooth1029
      @cliffbooth1029 3 года назад +6

      Missed Trace and Frank so much during the 90s ... She’s annoying

    • @heatherstarling1653
      @heatherstarling1653 3 года назад +20

      Pearl is my soul sister 😆

    • @pigmentpeddler5811
      @pigmentpeddler5811 3 года назад +11

      @@cliffbooth1029 I think she does a perfect job of being annoying, I love to hate her haha

    • @halfling49
      @halfling49 3 года назад +8

      @@pigmentpeddler5811 God, when Mary Jo's character appeared in Season 6 you can *almost* feel sorry for Dr Forrester

    • @trevormoses5061
      @trevormoses5061 2 года назад

      😂😂

  • @Theworrierofages
    @Theworrierofages 11 лет назад +35

    This has become my favourite show to watch late at night.

  • @twizz420
    @twizz420 5 лет назад +25

    This is definitely in the top 5 best episodes of MST

  • @-cosmicrogue-
    @-cosmicrogue- 10 лет назад +92

    "This is worse than I thought. There's no butter in my coffee."

  • @SNESdrunk
    @SNESdrunk 4 года назад +131

    I love the thumbnail that was chosen for this video, it's some chump with a $40 suit from Men's Warehouse off the rack

    • @mayorenstein5316
      @mayorenstein5316 4 года назад +11

      I see you love mst3k as well. Love your vids by the way.

    • @impendingrevile456
      @impendingrevile456 4 года назад +3

      @@mayorenstein5316 they are really trying to stop my comments. I hope you are not supporting the channel if he can't even thumb up your comment.
      👎SNNNESC U N T 👎

    • @angelmiller3331
      @angelmiller3331 4 года назад +14

      You are seriously overestimating the price of that suit.

    • @internziko
      @internziko 4 года назад +3

      Hey SNES! fancy seeing you here! :)

    • @spoonyg419
      @spoonyg419 4 года назад +6

      Great videos SNES! MST3K and video games can get us through anythinggggggggggggg

  • @Phished123
    @Phished123 11 лет назад +57

    "Hey look! Casablanca! could you dopple me into that, Mike?"
    always a sucker for when they reference other eps.

  • @artaylor8920
    @artaylor8920 7 лет назад +12

    "Tusk!" Love a good Fleetwood Mac reference.

  • @HylianFox3
    @HylianFox3 6 лет назад +15

    It really undercuts the menace of your cyborg when you give him a huge mustache and whirring noises

  • @CalrissianSteele
    @CalrissianSteele 5 лет назад +47

    I love the production's absolute lack of effort on the "news crew".

    • @mtb5431
      @mtb5431 3 года назад +3

      And how Mike and the bots start snickering when he begins his report 😂😂😂

    • @TheStapleGunKid
      @TheStapleGunKid 3 года назад +3

      They put even less effort into their "police department". Like how one guy is supposed to be a cop just because he has a hat that says police on it.

  • @NickC979
    @NickC979 11 лет назад +141

    "He's boxed in."
    "Yeah, well I'm card-bored."

  • @AJF786
    @AJF786 9 лет назад +31

    I like how they dig the tracking device out of his spine right then and there in the office.

  • @streetsmart1164
    @streetsmart1164 6 лет назад +51

    "Thank you for not Killing me"!
    They should make a Hallmark card for that.

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 3 года назад +5

      "Something wrong with your throat! is that it? is that it?"
      No, just chokin ya

  • @holographictacosalad
    @holographictacosalad 8 лет назад +33

    Gypsy singing AC/DC cracks me up every time.

  • @oldfan1963
    @oldfan1963 6 лет назад +21

    "KEEP CIRCULATING THE TAPES!"

  • @ramonosuke
    @ramonosuke 4 года назад +22

    "Maybe this is an anthology of short, plotlesss movies"

  • @02hurst
    @02hurst 11 лет назад +77

    Anyone else notice that the nun's "troubled past" story changes from scene to scene? First the kid was killed by a guy hopped up on drugs the nun sold him, then when she tells the story again, the kid overdosed on drugs the nun gave her. Or maybe she just indirectly killed several "smart, tough" girls before deciding to turn her life around?

    • @kiraina25
      @kiraina25 11 лет назад +12

      Or maybe it's like the Joker's backstory in The Dark Knight.

    • @whitehuayra
      @whitehuayra 11 лет назад +4

      kiraina25 I think he just told different made up back stories to screw with peoples heads... but it could be bad screen writing. just seemed like the first to me as it is the joker.

    • @jonathanwashington6083
      @jonathanwashington6083 10 лет назад +1

      Yeah, I thought I was the only one who noticed that.

    • @bloodystarcthulhu
      @bloodystarcthulhu 10 лет назад +9

      It's the bad everything that goes along with being a D level movie.

    • @fourcrippledhorses
      @fourcrippledhorses 10 лет назад +2

      To be fair, the first few are freebies...

  • @julielaughs14
    @julielaughs14 3 года назад +21

    36:46 "Hey, it's a full aspirin out tonight." Man, that got me.

  • @2minello
    @2minello 5 лет назад +25

    The writing with this team was the navy seals of comedy

  • @Olinlb
    @Olinlb 4 года назад +10

    What happened? We were batter dipping! 😂😂😂
    Love servo!

  • @mesousagaby740
    @mesousagaby740 3 года назад +28

    I just NOW noticed that the main star of this is SIRO, THE GREATEST MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTER.
    And his career has gotten better, so good for Bernhardt.

    • @limalepakko6074
      @limalepakko6074 Год назад +3

      Hey, he learned his lesson

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Год назад +1

      That's it! They kill one, we kill one.

    • @mesousagaby740
      @mesousagaby740 Год назад

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92 DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN

    • @SkipperMarch
      @SkipperMarch Год назад

      He's in the Matrix trilogy. He plays an Agent in one or two of the goofy ones.

  • @whitehuayra
    @whitehuayra 11 лет назад +34

    oh man that intro gets me every time. "..in various ages, shapes,... sizes, and it's masters" ???

    • @mcbane89
      @mcbane89 Месяц назад

      Bookended by those article with the bloody action shot “Youth center scores new counselor” lol

  • @daniellenoble4705
    @daniellenoble4705 4 года назад +18

    She teaches him how to communicate two words, "Yes" and "No." Her very next question is "Where are you from?" Huh???? 33:51

    • @knownfact4905
      @knownfact4905 Год назад +1

      I've had several women ask "What planet are you from?"

  • @PierogiPrince
    @PierogiPrince 8 месяцев назад +2

    Gypsy walking around the SoL casually singing "You Shook Me All Night Long" is honestly one of my favorite subtle jokes in the whole show

  • @BloodoperaBlackvomit
    @BloodoperaBlackvomit 4 года назад +22

    One of those BEST OF episodes. This one has everything. Season 10 is just a beauty.

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 Год назад +1

      Totally agree. Maybe best ever. The one Blemish, and only episode I have never been able to finish,
      Hamlet
      I'm off to try and get through it, for the 5th time.
      Please wish me luck :)

    • @iknowuare4716
      @iknowuare4716 Год назад

      So TRUE😊

    • @Taco.bells_palsy
      @Taco.bells_palsy Год назад +1

      @@steveharvey2102 ooh, I actually love Hamlet and don’t even think it’s that terrible of an adaptation. Probably from watching too many high school productions of it.

  • @N0rion
    @N0rion 10 лет назад +131

    It's like they mixed "Terminator" with "Jurassic Park", and then gave it the production value left over from "Robowar".

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 9 лет назад +6

      lostonthewayhere - Who taught him how to fight, and why?

    • @microbial2007
      @microbial2007 7 лет назад +3

      A kung-fu alien, perhaps.

    • @microbial2007
      @microbial2007 7 лет назад +8

      When you mix "Terminator", "Jurassic Park", and any Van Damme movie post-1995 with the film quality of a high school film project you'll get SHIT so awful its makes Uwe Boll, Ed Wood, and Coleman Francis appear like Martin Scorcese, Steven Spielberg, and James Cameron!

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 7 лет назад +5

      Snap. Crackle. Pop.

    • @thiefofa1073
      @thiefofa1073 7 лет назад +6

      Definitely a contender for my Top 10 MST3K list.

  • @TheKingFriday
    @TheKingFriday 13 лет назад +11

    OH!!! "Casablanca! Could you dopple me into that Mike?" From my fav Mst3k, "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" !

  • @loretta2539
    @loretta2539 4 года назад +8

    my step dad showed me and my sister MSTK3 when we were little.. we still watch it together, the three of us and future war is on our list for favorite episodes

  • @MutantSentry
    @MutantSentry 8 лет назад +75

    This movie mocks itself, even the hero calls himself a tool

    • @mayhaps1
      @mayhaps1 8 лет назад +29

      "i'm a boxwrench"

    • @Crrrow
      @Crrrow 6 лет назад +8

      "Call me snap on"

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 5 лет назад +3

      @MutantSentry
      He’s a Craftyman.

  • @MutantSentry
    @MutantSentry 8 лет назад +122

    Establish a method to ask yes and no questions. First questions: "Where are you from?"

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 6 лет назад +19

      Yes.

    • @John-jl4dl
      @John-jl4dl 5 лет назад +1

      @@troywright359 I predicted that that would be the first reply.

    • @impendingrevile456
      @impendingrevile456 5 лет назад +1

      This comment needs more love

    • @shelbythomas
      @shelbythomas 4 года назад

      @@impendingrevile456 This comment should be shot

  • @joecogz369
    @joecogz369 8 лет назад +178

    jean claude gosh darn

  • @bigmike4758
    @bigmike4758 4 года назад +13

    The actor that plays The Runaway appeared in Birds of Prey, and has a lengthy filmography that includes many Hollywood A-movies.

  • @Bobsheaux
    @Bobsheaux 4 года назад +52

    "Sorry about Terry Joe."
    "He was a good Python."
    Aww... it sucks when jokes become real...

    • @minxstole93
      @minxstole93 3 года назад +7

      It's Terry Jones but yeah, I concur with you! 😞

  • @Nickel_The_Wise
    @Nickel_The_Wise 3 года назад +11

    Ladies and gentlemen...
    *FRED BURROUGHS!!*

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 8 лет назад +44

    "DAMN BUMPUS'S DINOSAURS!" Choked on a Kettle chip. Thanks a lot, Servo.

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 4 года назад +4

      Such a beautiful reference!

    • @myyellowsub1
      @myyellowsub1 2 года назад

      I do not get the reference.

    • @carlabamford9154
      @carlabamford9154 9 месяцев назад

      From "A Christmas Story" ( except with dinosaurs instead of dogs)

  • @obesetoussaint6283
    @obesetoussaint6283 8 лет назад +60

    56:03 "Ladies and gentlemen...FRED BURROUGHS!!!!!!"

    • @microbial2007
      @microbial2007 7 лет назад +7

      FRED BURROUGHS.....HELP ME! From this movie!!!!!

    • @Null_Glow
      @Null_Glow 4 года назад

      hahaha

  • @drewgehringer7813
    @drewgehringer7813 5 лет назад +34

    amazing that in 2019 a Diane Feinstien joke is still kind of a topical reference.

    • @RequiredFields
      @RequiredFields 5 лет назад +2

      This episode aired in 1999.

    • @sleepyhollow783
      @sleepyhollow783 4 года назад +11

      MST3K is next to timeless.
      Nevertheless , it tells one how long those politicians remain in office. Decades. Then suddenly, this election, they suddenly have all the answers.
      Walk Away.

    • @LucilleBrawl17
      @LucilleBrawl17 3 года назад +1

      @@sleepyhollow783 Exactly.

    • @PersephoneRising333
      @PersephoneRising333 Год назад +1

      And still topical now since she just died two days ago.. I happened to watch this episode, and they mention her 🤔

  • @Wildcat_93
    @Wildcat_93 7 лет назад +22

    I love how the cardboard boxes are apparently full of car accidents

  • @KevinWR
    @KevinWR 11 лет назад +27

    This is one of my all-time favorite episodes.

    • @winonafrog
      @winonafrog Год назад

      Same I dont know why I cant stop giggling

  • @OmegaPC777
    @OmegaPC777 4 года назад +8

    "Patrick, wait! Come back and be in the movie!"

  • @amandahood7809
    @amandahood7809 2 месяца назад +1

    "I'll hit you so hard with this, you'll go flying that way..." Gets me every time! 😂

  • @Sgtviolence
    @Sgtviolence 8 лет назад +22

    "You're bringing a lot of money into the convent"

    • @victuss1413
      @victuss1413 7 лет назад +3

      put the beer in the fridge lannic city...i'm going to the beer beach in the fridge

  • @heatherstarling1653
    @heatherstarling1653 3 года назад +37

    “This is a case where a parent should have crushed a child’s dream of becoming a film maker.” 😆😆😆😆😆😆 Truth

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 9 лет назад +37

    So....this is where Jurassic World got the idea for training raptors to become "dinosaur trackers."

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 9 лет назад +13

      +Tigerman1138 And this is about as good a movie as Jurassic World

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 9 лет назад +1

      Ouch! pretty mean rating.

    • @entrelecieletlenfer5673
      @entrelecieletlenfer5673 8 лет назад +3

      +Tareltonlives Honestly, this movie seem way, WAY better than Jurassic World. And it have Daniel Bernhardt!

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 8 лет назад +6

      It IS better than Jurassic World. Replace Chris Pratt with Daniel Bernhardt and he kicks the fakeosaurus!

    • @entrelecieletlenfer5673
      @entrelecieletlenfer5673 8 лет назад +6

      +Tareltonlives If Daniel Bernhardt was in Jurassic World, the movie would have lasted 20 minutes: he defeated Noob and John Wick, a shitty dinosaur stand no chance against the GREATEST MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTER!
      Also, Daniel Bernhardt need to be in way more movies, I really like the guy: he has charisma and know how to fight!

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas 5 лет назад +27

    This movie is so mid 90's i began to mourn the death of Kurt Cobain all over again

  • @jennifermc809
    @jennifermc809 8 лет назад +27

    LMAO LMAO Servo at 19:59 "My trained wiener will finish you off!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jennifermc809
      @jennifermc809 8 лет назад +4

      I've just added this episode to my top 4 mst3k Color episodes. Mike and Bots are hilarious!

  • @Ozterkvlt
    @Ozterkvlt 8 лет назад +109

    i have a feeling more people have seen the MST3K version than the actual movie

    • @microbial2007
      @microbial2007 7 лет назад +10

      What? Are you saying that the acutal movie is better? With all of its ginormous plot holes, acting so wooden it could be mistaken for a lumberyard? That movie. To watch this unriffed by Mike and the Mst3k crew would be suicidal.

    • @Popebug
      @Popebug 6 лет назад +27

      He didn't say any of that.

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 6 лет назад +5

      @@Popebug this was released in cinemas?

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 5 лет назад +2

      @@troywright359 and what was the budget on this tripe? And what was the takings?

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 5 лет назад +12

      That’s probably actually the case with almost every movie they’ve ever done.

  • @dchuricci
    @dchuricci Год назад +4

    “This part was filmed through soup” is one of my favorite lines

  • @StellarMarvel
    @StellarMarvel 9 лет назад +35

    " German, Dutch huh? " yeah that makes perfect sense. Asking him in English if he speaks German or dutch... this movie just doesn't stop

  • @CaptainPancakes
    @CaptainPancakes 9 лет назад +47

    "Glad the dinosaur got the kid. Really distracted him."

  • @xxJacket23xx
    @xxJacket23xx 10 лет назад +45

    One of my earliest memories as a child, "Aaaagh! I've been stabbed by a pencil." Been looking for this episode ever since.

    • @MarioWendorf
      @MarioWendorf 9 лет назад +10

      I feel ya, I've been yelling "killed by a pencil!" For ages now, especially online games with knives

    • @Kenko706
      @Kenko706 6 лет назад +3

      In grade school, that was my weapon of choice.
      I was feared, mightily.

    • @jacknapier8201
      @jacknapier8201 5 лет назад +3

      Weirdly prophetic as the main guy in this died to John Wick

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 5 лет назад +4

      I tried killing someone with a forklift but it was too slow.

    • @shelbythomas
      @shelbythomas 4 года назад

      @@Kenko706 But is not the pen mightier?

  • @andrewrankin7362
    @andrewrankin7362 7 лет назад +21

    JERRY NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! He was three days away from retirement!

  • @sporedoutofmymind
    @sporedoutofmymind 4 года назад +20

    Still blows my mind that Jean Claude Gosh Darn had a part in the Matrix

  • @davidanderson3586
    @davidanderson3586 9 лет назад +20

    Why did they get on a train ? . We have just seen 2 dinosaurs wreck the house now lets pop out have a chat and get on a train...............? This film just dragged on and on and ..........................We have just acquired 10.000 empty boxes.........hey lets make a movie using these fabulous boxes ;-)

  • @remixchild
    @remixchild 6 лет назад +52

    rip Robert Z'Dar (1950-2015)

    • @epocheon2901
      @epocheon2901 5 лет назад +1

      His train wreck plastic surgery face lives on as a lesson to us all.

    • @sgtbaker2072
      @sgtbaker2072 5 лет назад +2

      He asked to be buried with all of his acorns.

    • @gaboon7777
      @gaboon7777 4 года назад +4

      Live Free or Die Z'Dar

    • @stormthrush37
      @stormthrush37 4 года назад +5

      Z'Dar? Z'no!!!

    • @mcbane89
      @mcbane89 Месяц назад +2

      Oh Z’no

  • @jonathanwashington6083
    @jonathanwashington6083 10 лет назад +41

    "Four days ago a fire fell from the sky...."
    Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!

    • @Crrrow
      @Crrrow 6 лет назад +1

      wat

    • @AlphaCentCom
      @AlphaCentCom 4 года назад +1

      @@Crrrow It's a reference to RLM's review of this movie. Someone commented, "shut up" during their review because the writing in this movie is just so bad.

    • @Crrrow
      @Crrrow 4 года назад +4

      @@AlphaCentCom Four hours ago a comment fell from the sky...

  • @redsxncubs23
    @redsxncubs23 6 лет назад +75

    "Okay my theory is the director shot the entire movie without looking at it"

    • @shanlange6331
      @shanlange6331 4 года назад +3

      Wiwi Jumbo ....oh...THATS it!!!! Vision, or lack of.

    • @kurtwagner1915
      @kurtwagner1915 2 года назад

      You've had that job before. Get paid. Get out.

  • @haberk12
    @haberk12 12 лет назад +20

    "He's boxed in!"
    "Yeah, well I'm card BORED."
    Ha ha!

  • @TheBabonnie
    @TheBabonnie 3 года назад +6

    “I’ll hit you so hard with this, you’ll go flying that way”

  • @zugabdu1
    @zugabdu1 7 месяцев назад +3

    It's like whoever wrote this movie learned everything they know about the criminal underground from a DARE pamphlet.

  • @Trancemaster2052
    @Trancemaster2052 11 лет назад +17

    I've been an MST3K fan since 2001 and this has to be my favorite episode ever. :D Just goddamn hilarious.

  • @torgostheme
    @torgostheme 11 лет назад +15

    "We call it...a corn" is a great opening riff.

  • @TheTeufelhunden68
    @TheTeufelhunden68 5 лет назад +60

    Imagine the budget for this movie... All those boxes...

  • @streetsmart1164
    @streetsmart1164 4 года назад +13

    "you were hiding from a pimp, you just did a month in the joint, you were suicidal and addicted"
    (And Ya, Threw It All Away !)

  • @Sjohnson1217
    @Sjohnson1217 3 года назад +11

    “Arby’s employee chapel” 😆😆😆

  • @franhinkle6329
    @franhinkle6329 6 лет назад +9

    LMFAO @"I'll hit you so hard with this, you'll go flying that way" dammit Crow! Choked on my morning oatmeal. Ah yes, MST3K: The perfect way to start your day.

  • @StantonKennedy
    @StantonKennedy Год назад +15

    Fred Burroughs is more elusive than Robert Denby.

  • @timrprobocom
    @timrprobocom 10 месяцев назад +3

    "Dustbuster Galactica" -- OK, that made me laugh out loud.

  • @vonzigle
    @vonzigle 8 лет назад +19

    "She's wearing a maternity habit!" ROFL

  • @Wig4
    @Wig4 3 года назад +3

    We learned a lot ! :-)
    - Warehouses handle in piles of empty cardboard boxes. (Great merchandise, like AliBaba goes nuts)
    - Dinosours come in all sizes from 25 feet tall, down to under toddlers size, just depending on the camera viewpoint (which the director forgot)
    - The alien and the nun went to the same shop for rough shirt clothing, exept on different planets.
    - The film is catholic for "Bible in the Jurassic time"
    - Film sets forgot to remove dust protection covers, AKA, bare wall disguisers
    - Police has Flintstones qualities
    - Alien swiches from Growling to English in a matter of a day
    - Self destruct around the neck, burns the body much lower (interesting logic)
    - Self dectruct itself is not destructed (It must be reused, only ONE prop on the set)
    - Probably also only one Dino prop on the set, which makes the scene with the 2 dinos in one frame the most elaborate special effect of the movie. (Dino prop = 2.5 feet tall)
    - As matter of fact, also only one set of body decorations to make "a cyborg"
    - As last detail, perhaps, alien doesn't come from above, he crawled out of the sea

  • @TheCoreyHodges
    @TheCoreyHodges Год назад +5

    26:45
    “Is this a halfway house for huge guys?”

  • @christopherkane2708
    @christopherkane2708 6 лет назад +11

    Nice call back to "Overdrawn at The Memory Bank" at 1:10:05

  • @paladindarknite
    @paladindarknite 12 лет назад +5

    During production several crew members remarked that the film should end up on Mystery Science Theater 3000.