Press the impossify button | Park Beyond item 4

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
  • So, I've rinsed incoming punters for more money and they seem to be okay with that. I'll now spend that money on putting a near-whole park together then impossify a few rides. It's a silly word, but that's the point of the game. Does the impossify feature make it better? Park Beyond, chums. Last one. I'll now wait until the developers have twerked themselves at the weird beta bugs.
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Комментарии • 53

  • @Coalsmoke
    @Coalsmoke Год назад +5

    It's an official Colonel Failure amusement park now. The "Rock" has been placed!

  • @Borgscan
    @Borgscan Год назад

    I have the "call of the void" too whenever I go near heights. I remember talking about that when you rode the Ferris wheel in Planet Coaster, it was hilarious and dark at the same time. lol

  • @smada36
    @smada36 Год назад +1

    22:57 Ah my favourite of the intrusive thoughts. A splendid "What? No!" moment. 😆

  • @sheffplaysgames
    @sheffplaysgames Год назад +10

    A new Planet Coaster series would be very welcomed.

    • @scottnelson9
      @scottnelson9 Год назад

      This game definitely isn’t it.

  • @TY73R
    @TY73R Год назад +3

    That cop car interaction Sold me, Man When ever it flipped vertical I lost it Laughing Good content!

  • @Flavour_Beans
    @Flavour_Beans Год назад

    Could always give Parkitect a waggle if you want something more substantial but want a new-to-you game instead of a return to Planet Coaster.
    Then again, I finally managed to shake the nightmares of some of your Planet Coaster rides, so some new horror might be in store.

  • @matthewbond6576
    @matthewbond6576 Год назад

    These candid looks, and "go on it could be fun" attitude are very much the reason I keep coming back!

  • @graythelion
    @graythelion Год назад +3

    Really enjoyed this series, but definitely think you should re-visit Planet Coaster with your freshly honed coaster building skillz y0!

  • @Zoldszakall
    @Zoldszakall Год назад

    i always hear the call of the void while driving and a lorry approaches in the other lane like "c'moon just hit it, HIT IT"
    but i'm also glad that you actually tried to charge the staff as i suggested ;)

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop Год назад

    Was gonna say "If you want to play "a good one" then go for Planet Coaster" but then you mentioned it at 12:56 :P

  • @MarsMullo1
    @MarsMullo1 Год назад +4

    Wow... so I'm not the only one who fears my own sanity to not throw myself off an edge with no protection.

    • @Charles_Anthony
      @Charles_Anthony Год назад

      I get that feeling too. It's the main reason why I'll never get on a plane.

    • @colonelfailure
      @colonelfailure  Год назад +2

      You can look it up it's known as "call of the void". It's actually fairly common.

    • @MarsMullo1
      @MarsMullo1 Год назад

      I used to smoke. Me and a work mate would go to the roof of the 7 storey high office block for a smoke. I honestly couldn't stand within 2m of the parapet. But yet I was a volunteer firefighter and would climb ladders and walk on bungalo roofs no problem at all.

    • @breakwind5537
      @breakwind5537 Год назад

      I seem to have a lot more voices that just say "Meh" to everything these days

  • @Lagzlot
    @Lagzlot Год назад

    I don't mind the linear designs, as this looks like it could fill the Sim Theme Park shaped hole between Planet Coaster's toybox and Parkitect's gritty management. However, as someone who has to rely on the PS5 or XSX versions because of an aging pc, all the pretty designs and animation have me scared about the optimization of lack thereof.

  • @MaximilianZ96
    @MaximilianZ96 Год назад +1

    I think you can impossify it more than once and it gets even more ridiculous.

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop Год назад

    30:24 The Toy Master almost came out there. :P

  • @TheLeonhamm
    @TheLeonhamm Год назад

    Eeeek! No! Not Evil Edna ... Help! Where's Mavis Cruet - when you need her ...
    ;o)

  • @jontaylor1652
    @jontaylor1652 Год назад +3

    Kenneth Williams? What the hell are you smoking CF?

  • @trainsimulatordriver
    @trainsimulatordriver Год назад

    Thanks for the half baked oh Mr Wizard.

  • @boops1312
    @boops1312 Год назад

    Wow I didn't know I could get motion sick watching a video until today.

  • @mrnar6293
    @mrnar6293 Год назад

    IRL if i am on a ride where i lose sight of the horizon i will chuck my guts up as soon as i get off

  • @IanEdmonds
    @IanEdmonds Год назад +2

    Sad to say, I think you nailed it in your concluding remarks. This is a neat hook someone had for a game, a fun concept, and then they made a fairly half-baked game that needs a lot more polish, or to be really slimmed down to be anything useful. I enjoyed your mini-series on it and your messy take, but since it releases in a month, I suspect it's going to be a disappointment.

    • @MarsMullo1
      @MarsMullo1 Год назад +1

      Wait till railroads online... you'll be saing the same comment.

    • @IanEdmonds
      @IanEdmonds Год назад

      @@MarsMullo1 oh for sure. Lovely idea from what I've seen, but so not ready for release

  • @papasmurfette007
    @papasmurfette007 Год назад

    Kenneth Williams??? Oh, Nurse!...

  • @boojuice1533
    @boojuice1533 Год назад +1

    I have that voice 😂. " Go on it could be fun" nope its stupid, behave 😅

    • @maidenminnesota1
      @maidenminnesota1 Год назад +1

      Wondering if mine is the same thing, although it's different. I have this irrational fear not that I'm going to jump, but that I'm simply going to fall off.

    • @boojuice1533
      @boojuice1533 Год назад

      @@maidenminnesota1 I believe it's the same 😀 "oh what if for the first time in my life I trip over my feet"

  • @BloodHawk31
    @BloodHawk31 Год назад

    This game looks really fun and brings a great new feel to park builders, but the amount of glitches for the price it costs...Valheim is a third of the price and very well trimmed. So with some work it can be great.

  • @eileennovak1656
    @eileennovak1656 Год назад +5

    I want to be impossified. ✨

    • @eileennovak1656
      @eileennovak1656 Год назад +1

      Occurred to me I eat so much Impossible faux meat, I should be well on my way to total impossibication.
      Wheee 🎢

  • @mikaelowe8430
    @mikaelowe8430 Год назад

    if you use impossification on the shining pendulum it will change so it throws up the ring where the people are sitting on it up in the air hehe🙂🙂🙂

  • @mikaelowe8430
    @mikaelowe8430 Год назад

    you know you can use impossification on rides, shops and staff several times right 🤔🤔🤔🙂?

  • @mikaelowe8430
    @mikaelowe8430 Год назад

    you can use impossification on the ferris wheel like 10 or 11 times cause after you have done that the ferris wheel will have like 10 or 11 wheels that spins around hehe🙂🙂🙂🤣😂

  • @papasmurfette007
    @papasmurfette007 Год назад

    I think that forevermore this game will be referred to as "It's a Beta"...

  • @ashuggtube
    @ashuggtube Год назад

    Sprinkled with … ma-juice-a

    • @colonelfailure
      @colonelfailure  Год назад +1

      Keep workshopping it. There's a gag in there, but you have landed it yet.

  • @nobeldnoble7048
    @nobeldnoble7048 Год назад

    Dont forget to put down some atm machines....some visitors dont bring a lot of cash!

  • @GretchenDawntreader
    @GretchenDawntreader Год назад

    I suspect your impossification only has visual changes with the set piece rides. There's no way to make a "super version" of a roller coaster where no two players are going to build it the same.

  • @itsishansharma
    @itsishansharma Год назад

    Any plans of coming back to Transport Fever 2?

    • @colonelfailure
      @colonelfailure  Год назад +2

      Transport Fever 3.
      If you need a Transport Fever 2 video, I've a couple of hundred you can enjoy repeatedly.

    • @itsishansharma
      @itsishansharma Год назад

      @@colonelfailure Thanks for your reply Colonel, will gladly wait till then and happily report for duty when your TF3 content will come out. Have a great day

  • @realShadowKat
    @realShadowKat Год назад

    Looks real interesting, but I looked at Steam.... it's $50 coming mid June.... that's quite a big sausage. Probably put it on the wish list in case it goes on 50-70% off sale, but at $50? Pass.

  • @imsvale
    @imsvale Год назад

    You alright there, Colonel?

  • @dustandcobwebs
    @dustandcobwebs Год назад

    Oooo Matron

  • @NimpsySkog
    @NimpsySkog Год назад

    So it's turned Planet Coster to Planet Coster on meth?

  • @BlackburnBigdragon
    @BlackburnBigdragon Год назад

    This game completely misrepresents that "Impossify" feature on Steam. They make it seem like you can just design crazy rides from the ground up. And as we see here, this isn't the case. They're essentially all prefabbed upgrades. They actually managed to make ride "impossification" boring by taking away the ability for you, the part creator, to actually build a crazy ride. Utter fail in my opinion. It's never ever going to be able to compete with Planet Coaster or even Roller Coaster Tycooon 3 that came out almost 20 years ago. Frankly, I'm still waiting for that perfect theme park designing game that has full built in editors that not only lets you design and run your park, but also gives you editors that allow you to just.. build rides from scratch. There was one game, that I recall, that was like that, but it turned out to be a completely buggy mess and the developers never even finished it properly. They just released it in a lousy state with half the features and then abandoned it.

    • @Yautja24
      @Yautja24 Год назад

      nah, its everything what they advertised, but the game looks a bit buggy and rough.
      RCT3 is utter garbage, i played it a few weeks ago for the first time but it didn't age that wel. RCT2, parkitect is better.

    • @BlackburnBigdragon
      @BlackburnBigdragon Год назад +1

      @@Yautja24 I absolutely LOVE RCT3. I have hundreds of additional fan made scenery, flat ride, and coaster addons for it. I can build more with it and with more details and options than anything that I can do with Planet Coaster, Parkitect, or RCT2. I think it just has to do with the sheer amount of stuff I've packed into it that makes it so good. I can do so much more with it than I can with any other theme park design program. I don't find any problem with it other than if you play it stock with nothing added to it, it's pretty bare boned. I have all the expansions, plus all that custom made content that I've downloaded from fan sites over the years.