We got a kinect for Christmas and one day it just... Disappeared. Gone. Without a trace. And it never made sense to me. Until today. Bill Gates BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND TOOK MY KINECT TO COVER UP HIS LIES.
"The biggest lie of my childhood" Eddy, my guy, we all know the biggest lie of your childhood was the time D.A.R.E. promised laser tag and unlimited pizza.
I always hated the phrase anything or anywhare no one ever means it. When my x gf and I moved to a new town so she could take her dream job I said I was bored she said why are u bored u can literally do anything u want. I proceeded to list 50 plus things we couldn't do.
I feel like higher-ups genuinely thought it was possible and promised it to the public before ever consulting the dev team if it was even possible. I can imagine the horrified dev team seeing the E3 presentation and cursing at the screen.
@@gloriouseagle433 I mean to be fair they were extremely inexperienced in marketing and better as devs. It seemed like they knew what they wanted and just couldn't get there in time as they were constantly asked about features that they did want but we're unable to differentiate expectations from reality. Even now it's getting updated to include more of what was promised.
Because realistically everything they promised wasn't that "difficult" but putting it all together was extremely difficult in terms of time. They didn't create a movie to fake everyone they just promised more features than they could give on release
HOLY SHIT, mine did that too. I thought I was the only one. And anywhere I tried moving it wouldn’t work because of shadows being detected as solid objects, essentially making the Kinect unusable.
@@specticulrtainment1809 he wouldn't jump :/ something about not having knees and also being inanimate and also pls stop climbing on me oof ouch it hurts
I know we didn’t know better back in 2009, but hearing that Peter Molyneux lied about something fills me with a truly profound sense of complete apathy
The worst part is Eddy blaming Microsoft for Molyneux's obvious and blatant lies. If it wasn't capable, why did they "program" a fake game/experience without the hardware and fake voice performances? He knew, he lied like always and then deflected the blame.
I played Kinect with my sister all the time, and it sucked but only because our parents didn't understand that walking in front of us while there was a game going on meant that the entire thing would break and sometimes we would have to restart the game.
@@gentlemanscarecrow5987 That's what I was thinking but I haven't seen it in awhile, so wasn't sure if the premise was what I remembered. The one with Jon Hamm right?
OMG I REMEMBER THIS There was this one video where this girl was trying to figure out what outfit to wear, she was video chatting with her friend and they had like this virtual closet that she could like “test out” her clothes virtually. That was the thing that got me the most hyped for this project...and then they just _didn’t_
What? Why? What the hell? Get off your goddamn phone if you're trying to actively protest. You're not doing it right. You're wasting your time and effort like this.
My sister and I wanted a Wii for years (*all* of our friends had one) and somehow our parents translated this into “Surely they want an Xbox Kinect” even though we’d never even heard of it, and the way we found out we’d gotten it-at the end of the day on Christmas because it was too stuck behind the tree for us to see earlier-feels fitting. Also Kinectimals personally betrayed me by crashing and losing my save data on the second-to-last sub level on the final ice mountain and I have never forgiven Microsoft for it. I still don’t know how the game ends
After all the lies they where telling about Linux and open source in the 90ies and 00ies how would anyone believe anything they say anymore? They have a long path ahead of them to regain any trust.
As a child I spent hours on these games and actually 'beat' Kinectimals. I think how it worked was once you explored enough areas with your animal buddy you got to like a mountain where you met a golden cub - I can't remember what animal it was. But anyways as a kid who wasn't allowed a pet, loved cats, and had a lot of time to kill, I greatly enjoyed it.
The most interesting thing about all of this is that the Kinect tech did work, or at least the camera part of it did. The Kinect was actually the go to camera for a lot of robotics projects for a while because there wasn't much else out there that could map out a 3D space as well as it. The problem was that the 360 didn't have anywhere near the processing power to parse the data that the Kinect was reading, so compromises were made, reducing the fidelity of the 3D mapping, lowering the refresh rate, etc. resulting in games functioning horribly with it.
Just a slight correction, there's always been a lot of stuff that could map a space better than a Kinect, it wasn't any miracle sensor. It became the go-to for robotics just because it was decent, but mass produced (so really cheap) and easy to use... Other solutions were way better and more refined, but also more expensive and complex....
@@C0DERedEdits This is the best thread under this video. A golden needle in the haystack, now time to go search for the other golden needles as recommended by Albert Einstein (source: the internet)
SlyCedix cool, the camera works. But the point wasn’t to have a good quality resolution, the point was to have good motion controls. The Xbox 360 was great but the Kinect was a fail in almost every way
Dude I played Kinectables, and it was almost impossible to play the game. Like my entire family would play this game and no matter what we did we always failed the challenges and it was super frustrating because as kids you want to basically be friends with these animals and do the best with them, but it’s heart breaking when you can’t do the best for them and they literally get sad and depressed. The only time it actually worked was the app game, which was a lot better.
Every single company at E3 did the exact same thing. Did you see the Wii Twilight Princess demo? Whatshisname was using the Wiimote and Nunchuk like a real bow and arrow (much like what you see here in the PS Move ad in this vid), but it's just point and click. They can always argue that it was going to be part of the game but they scrapped it. It's still shady, but that's the video game industry as a whole and it has always been that way. The best thing to do is not buy it.
Just a fun fact: the clown song you played is called “Entrance of the Gladiators” by Czech composer Julius Fučík for the Austro-Hungarian Army. It’s just one of my favorite classical music facts that this song that could only be for clowns is actually about Gladiators entering the arena where they’re about to die.
For sure. Remember my mom telling me I couldn’t have one because other parents were freaking out about the camera never turning off and Microsoft spying on families
@aaronsdavis They kinda did. The cameras generate a sort of topographical map of what they see in the living room and one guy playing around with the system noticed that he could see the bump of his package on the kinetic footage. However """journalists""" wrote headlines about Kinetic seeing through clothing.
8:46 fun fact about the Watch Dogs game, they did make the game that pretty on PC but at the last minute they decided to gimp the game to look closer to the xbox because they were worried with the console's launch it would make the console seem outdated by the time it was released, not to mention lengthen the loading times on consoles. so yea the e3 footage isn't edited, there's a mod that's a single line of code that brings back the fancier options.
TheGhostlyAxe I’m 18 now, I was in like kindergarten or some shit when it came out. Now I’m heading off to college and haven’t touched a console in years. PC is where I stay.
@@krioisawesome6382 They were a shared canonical universe, and she wasn't a successful singer yet. She was probably just hype to be getting paid some more.
To be fair to MS, the kinect was made of ground breaking tech. it was the first functioning and accurate point cloud tracking system, it could differentiate people in the same frame, even if they were partially occluded. it was blob tracking on steroids. i still see people use the kinect and point cloud tracking today and its been over 10 years. And on top of all that, they released an awesome SDK for the kinect making research a thousand times easier. i blame all of the lies and bullshit on peter molyneux and MS's marketing team for somehow dropping the ball on ground breaking tech that worked really well
Not gonna lie, Kinect Adventures (Even though it wasn’t what it was told to be) was still one of the most fun childhood game memories I have, I remember playing it all the time and loving it.
I think the Billy Crystal thing was them trying to also appeal to the older demographic, which the Wii tapped into perfectly at that time. His comment about "not having to find the right buttons" really reads like that. I'll be honest, there is something to that concept if done right. I have the oculus quest now, and had my dad try golf +. He never plays video games, at least since he played Wii golf. He was doing better than me, right away. Kinect failed, obviously, but this general concept is finally becoming a reality with vr.
Remember when they had the “preview” commercials for the Kinect and one of them was a surgeon using it to change CAT scan views mid-surgery? That would have been disastrous if actually implemented anywhere
When companies started talking about motion controls, like the wii & kinects etc, my reaction was "I don't want to move." so I never got any of them lol
Yeah Kinects have been used in a lot of research applications too, they're pretty good at capturing positional data. Shite for gameplay. But good for research with some aftermarket processing and noise reduction.
I had a couple friends who rigged up a kinect sensor to their computer. They invited me around one time, scanned me, then later handed me a 3D printed resin bust of myself. It was pretty cool.
my siblings and i won an xbox kinect at an arcade in 2012 ish, and i got kinect adventures for it. i think what happened in the macys demo was that the environment was messing with it or the setup wasnt done correctly, because i played kinect adventures all through my childhood and its one of my most beloved memories. it wasn't perfect, and got weird at times, but never like what happened in that video
I absolutely loved Kinect. Really sad that it was dropped. The tech was good enough to power a ton of vision systems research at some post secondary institutions in my city because of how affordable it was.
They must have workshopped it and came out with a better kinect because a couple of my friends had them and we played just dance and some kind of Disney park adventure thing without a problem. In fact the only problem was that we wanted to play so often that the friends that owned them got tired of them and never wanted to play💀
follow me on twitter @eddyburback if you want to see me more than twice a year also i didn’t get the date wrong, i just decided it’s actually the 18th so enjoy the extra day.
Dude I had the same experience with being fooled by the advertising growing up. The crazy thing is, the technology of the kinect *sensor* was incredibly advanced, they just couldn't figure out how to realistically apply it to a videogame.
I know that Milo clip was a lie because the Kinect can’t track you when you’re that close to it. With that being said playing Just Dance was much better on the Kinect compared to the Wii.
Also, the reflection of the woman showed on the screen was obviously a prerecorded clip in front of a green screen, because you couldn’t see any of the shit that was behind her.
I remember that ad with the kid scanning his skateboard into the game, and immediately a bunch of comments had pointed out it was all staged since it scanned through his fingers. But those commenters got a hell of a lot of pushback anyway. Because in those days the console war was in such a state that nothing could discredit the 360 to those who chose it. Not even an impossible ad, or an umpteenth set of three red lights.
Ah, the good ole days of the console wars. I remember I was a little kid back then and actively took part in the console wars proclaiming how much better the 360 was lmao
My sister was born the day of e3 2009. I still hold a grudge since my mom deleted my recording of e3 to play her birth story. My friends updated me the next day and it sounded so cool, but my mom wouldn’t buy it since it sounded so ridiculous that she wouldn’t believe it was a real thing. Thanks mom?
Microsoft in 2010: Get the iCarly crew but we can't afford Miranda Cosgrove. But we get the one of the new girls from that Victoria Justice show. Like SHE'S gonna go far in her career. Man... A lot can change in a decade.
How does Eddy gets more and more handsome???? Oh yeah, the Kinect had a lot of problems. The biggest one being that originally it had a processing unit, that was included on the devkits, but that would be REALLY expensive to the public, so they scrapped. A lot of titles took a giant hit. Project Milo was 100% lies tho. It never was something. They had 0 intent on being something.
I was thinking, "Biggest Lie of your childhood? Dude, that was like Junior year of High School" and then he said he was 12... "My god, how have I aged so?"
Wow, it's amazing to see Eddy talk about the Skate game "demo" where you could scan your skateboard and it would appear in the game. THAT is litterally the reason I convinced my mom to buy me a Kinect when I was a kid, it was the main reason I wanted one, being a skateboarder growing up. It's crazy to see Eddy talk about that years later because I've thought about it for so many years and as a kid I was so disappointed and felt lied to, even waited for that functionality to "come out", and soon after getting it the Kinect ended up put away and collecting dust because it simply couldn't do what they promised. And that's actually really shady, because kids can't tell the difference between a "tech demo"(which it actually wasn't even that), and the real thing, so kids see that and like me, beg their parents for one, while it actually can't even do a fraction of what was advertised, and that's extremely shady and dishonest. Fruit Ninja connect was pretty fun tho.
Thing I regret buying as a 14 year old: the Kinect. Thing I don't regret buying as a 24 year old: Ray Con Wireless Earbuds for 15% off using Eddy's link. Boys support boys. Bill should take note
I just found out he's a year YOUNGER than me :0 This is weird.... everyone on RUclips is starting to get younger than me. I DON'T LIKE THIS! THIS IS NOT THE NATURAL ORDER!!
Anakin Skywalker depends on type of dog, and how much space in their house/appartement, and how much outdoor space they have. Plus the cost of keeping a dog is very expensive. Some households might not have the time to take proper care of a dog either. Spending 120$ once is way cheaper and easier than spending 400-1000$ a year for 8-20 years
@Anakin Skywalker buying a dog is a shitload of work and responsibilities. It costs a lot. They can ruin furniture, dog hair get everywhere, they need training and if you have noone to babysit him for you and not enough money to pay for a dog hotel you can say byebye to vacations for 10-15 years. And if he gets sick it can ruin family finances. There is also a dog smell, even when the dog is bathed. I understand everyone who doesnt want to get a dog because once I got my own house and family I knew right away I dont want to deal with all of this.
Bill Mattis voice: I dont think the next line up of xbox would be cheaper. *Bill Gates smiles* ☻ -Looks at you weirdly for about 10 sexonds- 😐 You: Sooo what will happen if the next line up of xbox fail?😉 Bill: *Stares while smiling*😀 Also Bill: *Tries to find out what is a nounce.* 🤨🤔 You: *Intensive sweating*🥵😰😷👀 Nobody: 👁👄👁
We got a kinect for Christmas and one day it just... Disappeared. Gone. Without a trace. And it never made sense to me. Until today. Bill Gates BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND TOOK MY KINECT TO COVER UP HIS LIES.
i think someone in your family was suffering from drug addiction
Did you manage to file a restraining order against Bill Gates or filed a lawsuit against him for hijacking your house to steal your kinect
No I took it to fuel my crippling drug addiction
Or maybe it never even existed in the first place 🤔
@@deangianotti906 I don't think there was that big of a resale market for these things judging on Ed's video...
"and jump!"
"yayy"
"look at the water!"
"we can go anywhere!"
-very real dialogue from very real people
“I am not a nerd” sounds like something a nerd would say
But look at his physique and good looks
Um have you seen his physique? Doesn't look like a nerd to me.
I mean... nerds run the world
I'm not a child molester
Jimothy at first I thought you had a thing for Eddy but then I got to the part when he said that 😂
even the pitch for milo is so strange. "Here, in this game you can ask a fake boy if he finished his homework!"
"The biggest lie of my childhood"
Eddy, my guy, we all know the biggest lie of your childhood was the time D.A.R.E. promised laser tag and unlimited pizza.
Yessir
just came from watching that video, good meme
it's dare
Or that time that D.A.R.E. promised that it could lower teenage drug use
D.A.R.E. was the master of deception lol.
2 chicks on a raft going down a waterfall
"We can go anywhere"
WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
I think they were just talking about real life. They could have gone anywhere but decided to play kinect instead
@@MrHendrix17 Damn it Cindy we could have gone anywhere, but now we are going off a fucking cliff in a raft!
I always hated the phrase anything or anywhare no one ever means it. When my x gf and I moved to a new town so she could take her dream job I said I was bored she said why are u bored u can literally do anything u want. I proceeded to list 50 plus things we couldn't do.
@@annabellechapman795 lol I actually am pretty fun at party's but ya im a whiney baby sometimes
@@MrHendrix17 I think they meant in game which was a false promise
there's a boy in there?
is he 27?????
That moment you actually recognise a verified account
sad Milo noises
They call him.. gameboy.
Yep, it’s meeee I’m Milo the robot boi
I feel like higher-ups genuinely thought it was possible and promised it to the public before ever consulting the dev team if it was even possible. I can imagine the horrified dev team seeing the E3 presentation and cursing at the screen.
As someone who works in Dev, yeah, this is pretty much how it always goes…
No Mans Sky syndrome
@@josiahharrison9843 But the higher-ups WERE the dev team for no man's sky
@@gloriouseagle433 I mean to be fair they were extremely inexperienced in marketing and better as devs. It seemed like they knew what they wanted and just couldn't get there in time as they were constantly asked about features that they did want but we're unable to differentiate expectations from reality. Even now it's getting updated to include more of what was promised.
Because realistically everything they promised wasn't that "difficult" but putting it all together was extremely difficult in terms of time. They didn't create a movie to fake everyone they just promised more features than they could give on release
Eddy: I am not a nerd.
*"Remember When Eddy Lied to Us?"*
He’s got the Brian David Gilbert stache going on.
octagonal mysteries Ayyy I love BDG
No just observe his physique and good looks 👀
Flashback time to when Kinect Adventures wouldn't start bc it thought a ladder in my room was a person who wouldn't play
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why wouldn't you let him play?
@@specticulrtainment1809 YEAH wtf Annabel you horrible monster, he has a soul and heart too you know >:(
HOLY SHIT, mine did that too. I thought I was the only one. And anywhere I tried moving it wouldn’t work because of shadows being detected as solid objects, essentially making the Kinect unusable.
@@specticulrtainment1809 he wouldn't jump :/ something about not having knees and also being inanimate and also pls stop climbing on me oof ouch it hurts
Were they seriously advertising that there was virtual pet human who you'd have to push to do their homework?
I know we didn’t know better back in 2009, but hearing that Peter Molyneux lied about something fills me with a truly profound sense of complete apathy
🤣🤣🤣
We did know better though, Peter Molyneux was known for lying. Fable was completely over promised.
this lead me down such a rabbit hole. god damn. rip curiosity cube kid
The worst part is Eddy blaming Microsoft for Molyneux's obvious and blatant lies.
If it wasn't capable, why did they "program" a fake game/experience without the hardware and fake voice performances? He knew, he lied like always and then deflected the blame.
Actually we did no better fable was always wayyyy oversold with things that were never in the actual game
Every time I run out of money I think about how much money I would have if I had never bought a Kinect.
TyTy on the WiFi glad I’m not the only one
$120
been there too many times
Imagine spending that money on Bitcoin at the time instead of a kinect
i spent my money on silly bandz and freaking baby alives
Can't afford Miranda Cosgrove, let's just get Ariana Grande instead.
Now it's reverse
Ariana Who?
Those were the days.
@@toduno927 Yeah that was the joke
At that time ariana may have been cheaper
you have to make "the wrongies" a yearly award show about the most wrong people/ takes of the year
carl Carrington and the winner of 2019 iiiiiiiis!!!!
Logan paul
please EDDY PLEASE do this
Eddy please
Doesnt have to even be from that year could just be any topic from any year
Nice
I played Kinect with my sister all the time, and it sucked but only because our parents didn't understand that walking in front of us while there was a game going on meant that the entire thing would break and sometimes we would have to restart the game.
The bit about Milo being trapped without friends sounds like a Black Mirror episode
I'd watch the hell out of that
@@mordekaihorowitz There kinda is one about that, sorta. If you haven't watched the Black Mirror Christmas special, I'd recommend giving it a watch.
@@gentlemanscarecrow5987 Black Mirror as a lot of bad episodes but that Christmas special was fucking dope.
@@gentlemanscarecrow5987 That's what I was thinking but I haven't seen it in awhile, so wasn't sure if the premise was what I remembered. The one with Jon Hamm right?
@@emilyb.8219 Yeah, that's the one
OMG I REMEMBER THIS
There was this one video where this girl was trying to figure out what outfit to wear, she was video chatting with her friend and they had like this virtual closet that she could like “test out” her clothes virtually. That was the thing that got me the most hyped for this project...and then they just _didn’t_
Lara man, that function plus the internet just sounds like a bad idea in retrospect...
Chigbundu right?! I can’t imagine it not turning out choppy and funkily distorted, it would be a mess lol
currently standing outside microsoft hq with a sign that reads "free milo"
Dick Caruso Last year we stormed Area 51. This year we storm Microsoft.
The Skynet takeover will be led by Milo. Bent on getting his revenge on humanity for imprisoning him.
#freemilo
#freemilo
What? Why? What the hell? Get off your goddamn phone if you're trying to actively protest. You're not doing it right. You're wasting your time and effort like this.
My sister and I wanted a Wii for years (*all* of our friends had one) and somehow our parents translated this into “Surely they want an Xbox Kinect” even though we’d never even heard of it, and the way we found out we’d gotten it-at the end of the day on Christmas because it was too stuck behind the tree for us to see earlier-feels fitting.
Also Kinectimals personally betrayed me by crashing and losing my save data on the second-to-last sub level on the final ice mountain and I have never forgiven Microsoft for it. I still don’t know how the game ends
Wait there's an end to Kinectmals? Granted I haven't touched it in years (since there's no reason to), but I thought it was a life sim game.
"Wednesday, February 18th, 2020"
- Eddy Burback Wednesday, February 19th, 2020
Scrolled way too far to find this
Looks like Eddy did the lying...
"You remember that time microsoft just lied to us"
You gotta be more specific than that lol
Best comment ever!
For fucking _real,_ dude.
_Oof_
Exactly what I was thinking🤣
After all the lies they where telling about Linux and open source in the 90ies and 00ies how would anyone believe anything they say anymore? They have a long path ahead of them to regain any trust.
I didn't realize Eddy was only a year older than me, he has such father energy I was sure he was older than that
I don't know man I don't know man I don't know man I don't know man
Same really.
I thought Eddy and I were the same age, but he’s actually a whole decade *younger* than I am. This is depressing.
@@enlig he doesn't know man stop asking
For real I'm 21 and I feel like a baby while Eddy is daddy
As a child I spent hours on these games and actually 'beat' Kinectimals. I think how it worked was once you explored enough areas with your animal buddy you got to like a mountain where you met a golden cub - I can't remember what animal it was. But anyways as a kid who wasn't allowed a pet, loved cats, and had a lot of time to kill, I greatly enjoyed it.
Yes! I loved the game! Also it was a sabertooth tiger!
I loved Kinectmals
Cool science fiction idea: Milo was actually sentient the entire time and has been planning his revenge for the last ten years.
Yup, only science fiction. Totally not reality. (I know you’re Milo, what are you planning)
Well... if has plan was to slowly render XBox irrelevant on the console market then he seems to be pretty successful with it - thank god
Milo started covid headcanon
Eddy: "I'm not a nerd"
also Eddy: "I've invented a time machine"
FOSamwise Pick one
@@Dan_Tasty oh, Time machine 100% I'm definitely a nerd
Are you saying time machines are nerdy?
@@natashanabein pretending you invented one kind of is
Tasha yes.
The most interesting thing about all of this is that the Kinect tech did work, or at least the camera part of it did. The Kinect was actually the go to camera for a lot of robotics projects for a while because there wasn't much else out there that could map out a 3D space as well as it.
The problem was that the 360 didn't have anywhere near the processing power to parse the data that the Kinect was reading, so compromises were made, reducing the fidelity of the 3D mapping, lowering the refresh rate, etc. resulting in games functioning horribly with it.
The Kinect tech was good, just not for it's actual intended purpose, hilariously.
Just a slight correction, there's always been a lot of stuff that could map a space better than a Kinect, it wasn't any miracle sensor. It became the go-to for robotics just because it was decent, but mass produced (so really cheap) and easy to use...
Other solutions were way better and more refined, but also more expensive and complex....
@@C0DERedEdits This is the best thread under this video. A golden needle in the haystack, now time to go search for the other golden needles as recommended by Albert Einstein (source: the internet)
It was pretty advanced little thing for its price
we used it in MIT for a thing on a project we had with weta workshop scholarship that we got
SlyCedix cool, the camera works. But the point wasn’t to have a good quality resolution, the point was to have good motion controls. The Xbox 360 was great but the Kinect was a fail in almost every way
Dude I played Kinectables, and it was almost impossible to play the game. Like my entire family would play this game and no matter what we did we always failed the challenges and it was super frustrating because as kids you want to basically be friends with these animals and do the best with them, but it’s heart breaking when you can’t do the best for them and they literally get sad and depressed. The only time it actually worked was the app game, which was a lot better.
Wednesday, February 18th.
Close enough.
SushiGaming1 lol I thought i was the only one who caught that
It was filmed yesterday, and released today.
@@Lucky8712 But yesterday was Tuesday.
Lucky I know but it wasn’t Wednesday yesterday.
It's a lie in a video about lies.
“tHErE wONt bE A dIStANcE bETweEN uPloADs” sure eddy. Your pulling a Microsoft on us.
it’d be off brand for him to do otherwise
You're*
Anyone should be ashamed of how incredibly dumb they are if they can't get your/you're right.
You're*
Uh oh the grammar police are in this reply section-
yep
When all this time you thought Eddy was “about your age” (27-ish) and you’re just now finding out he’s like 22 and you’re old :\
23!!!
@@EddyBurback but he is for me 😀 glad to see your doing something better than I am currently eddy!
Same age as me but I somehow still look 19
@@EddyBurback you're SO YOUNG THO
@@EddyBurback your the same age as me budd. '96 baby all day!!!
I’m amazed that Microsoft never got sued for this
Every single company at E3 did the exact same thing. Did you see the Wii Twilight Princess demo? Whatshisname was using the Wiimote and Nunchuk like a real bow and arrow (much like what you see here in the PS Move ad in this vid), but it's just point and click.
They can always argue that it was going to be part of the game but they scrapped it. It's still shady, but that's the video game industry as a whole and it has always been that way. The best thing to do is not buy it.
in 2019 we raided area 51
in 2020 we're gonna raid microsoft to save milo
Raids are banned because of social distancing :,(
Rian Antony yep
Shorty021803
2020 actually: so that was a fuckin lie
Just a fun fact: the clown song you played is called “Entrance of the Gladiators” by Czech composer Julius Fučík for the Austro-Hungarian Army. It’s just one of my favorite classical music facts that this song that could only be for clowns is actually about Gladiators entering the arena where they’re about to die.
Also a fun fact: gladiators usually didn't die, they almost never fought to the death.
@@archie7225 Keyword: USUALLY
Way to fuck it up Julius Fuck
Rcballsftym it was amazing that Ubisoft put all that into their assassins creed game
I hope it was used in WWI, the Austro-Hungarian army sure were clowning.
Glad to see a new video on today: Wednesday, February 18, 2020
A C yes I noticed that as well
I know right, we're so blessed
The date is a lie.
He went back in time but also didn't... ?
February 18 is a Tuesday though...
"Lies."
>Shows Peter Molyneux
He knew what he was doing.
looks like a good setup for a podcast
or a rotisserie chicken eating contest
Yea, i sure wonder how many he could eat though
I do agree
That's the best set for an audio podcast I've ever seen
Microsoft: Who are you
Eddy: You lied to me once.
Microsoft: Do you have to slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
@@menacingcar0449 *_1 6 T I M E S T H E D E T A I L ! !_*
What the hell does this shitty comment even mean
RUclips: You can't advertise to kids because they don't know the difference.
Microsoft: We'll do it anyway
The Kinect hardware was amazingly solid, companies like auto desk did some super cool stuff for it, but for gaming it was a gimmick for sure
Does anyone else remember the 'controversy' where people where saying that these could see through your clothes or was that a fever dream on my end?
Oh yeaah, that was definitely a thing
For sure. Remember my mom telling me I couldn’t have one because other parents were freaking out about the camera never turning off and Microsoft spying on families
aaronsdavis
Lemme guess, you think apple is amazing
@aaronsdavis They kinda did. The cameras generate a sort of topographical map of what they see in the living room and one guy playing around with the system noticed that he could see the bump of his package on the kinetic footage. However """journalists""" wrote headlines about Kinetic seeing through clothing.
I remember people saying that other people could use it to spy on you but I don’t remember anyone saying it could see through clothes
I literally didn’t remember any of this but as soon as connect animals came on it all came flooding back
Alexandra Wheat right I remember wanting that game so bad
Lol i used to play a gunslinger game and Kinect Adventures with my family
I fucked with that game so hard. Its super boring tbh
"But I thought Bill Gates won? Nope, everyone was losing their FUcking mind over Wii Bowling"
Cahleeb Jamisn'ton that’s the most accurate summarization of 2009
8:46 fun fact about the Watch Dogs game, they did make the game that pretty on PC but at the last minute they decided to gimp the game to look closer to the xbox because they were worried with the console's launch it would make the console seem outdated by the time it was released, not to mention lengthen the loading times on consoles.
so yea the e3 footage isn't edited, there's a mod that's a single line of code that brings back the fancier options.
I'm having a mental breakdown
You're telling me kinectimals and Kinect adventures came out 10 years ago!?
TheGhostlyAxe we’re old fucks now
Kinectimals was the shit
TheGhostlyAxe I’m 18 now, I was in like kindergarten or some shit when it came out. Now I’m heading off to college and haven’t touched a console in years. PC is where I stay.
Ceey Lord oh god I’m unlocking memories I didn’t even know existed
bro stop I didn't know my panther was 10
“Mom can we get Icarly?”
“We have Icarly at home.”
Icarly at home: 12:00
Amy Scott just imagine being Ariana Grande and thinking why tf am I here with the icarly crew.
Oh Gibby looked so normal compared to these days
@@krioisawesome6382 They were a shared canonical universe, and she wasn't a successful singer yet. She was probably just hype to be getting paid some more.
Still can't belive Microsoft lied to Eddy, when he was in his prime of 12 pushing 13
Risky move
To be fair to MS, the kinect was made of ground breaking tech. it was the first functioning and accurate point cloud tracking system, it could differentiate people in the same frame, even if they were partially occluded. it was blob tracking on steroids. i still see people use the kinect and point cloud tracking today and its been over 10 years. And on top of all that, they released an awesome SDK for the kinect making research a thousand times easier.
i blame all of the lies and bullshit on peter molyneux and MS's marketing team for somehow dropping the ball on ground breaking tech that worked really well
Not gonna lie, Kinect Adventures (Even though it wasn’t what it was told to be) was still one of the most fun childhood game memories I have, I remember playing it all the time and loving it.
BUT KINECTIMALS WORKED FINE !!!!!!!!!
i have it, i have played it, IT WAS GREATTTT
Do you guys work for Microsoft???
@@non_brewed_condiment if they did i dont think advertising 12 year old games would be a very effective strategy
I wish i could upvote you
@@dinospumoni5611 nah man, the kinect business is clearly booming.
"In 2009, I was 12 going on 13." Holy shit I'm older than Eddy and haven't done shit with my life
I'm about to be 30 and I'm a drug addict who beats my wife so I'm sure you're doing a but better than me. Cheers, fam af.
Too young
Never too late yo turn your life around
@@Ok-fj2gw unless you're hydroplaning off a cliff.
@@dac518 Oh, I'm good. I love my life. Getting rocked on that fenty boi every day!!
One time I was looking in the value bin at GameStop and found Kinectimals selling for $0.
Leatheryfoot 😂
It's not even worth 0.
I dont even know what a connectimal is.
@@janosk8392 It's a game for the failed Kinect. You used gestures and yelling to play with a virtual animal.
I loved that game as a kid
I think the Billy Crystal thing was them trying to also appeal to the older demographic, which the Wii tapped into perfectly at that time. His comment about "not having to find the right buttons" really reads like that.
I'll be honest, there is something to that concept if done right. I have the oculus quest now, and had my dad try golf +. He never plays video games, at least since he played Wii golf. He was doing better than me, right away.
Kinect failed, obviously, but this general concept is finally becoming a reality with vr.
Remember when they had the “preview” commercials for the Kinect and one of them was a surgeon using it to change CAT scan views mid-surgery? That would have been disastrous if actually implemented anywhere
Unless it was just a surgery simulator video game.
Shows how lazy my family is - everyone's talking about how their Kinect has disappeared while ours is collecting dust on our TV stand.
Same with my familys PS3
DM me your address I'll take care of it
Same right next to my Xbox 360 I only use for skyrim and my ps4 my family is shund from turning on both my Xbox and ps4 unless they wanna summon satan
My sister has a Kinect and she uses it..... She uses her Xbox one to watch Netflix and she calls herself a gamer :/
When companies started talking about motion controls, like the wii & kinects etc, my reaction was "I don't want to move." so I never got any of them lol
When the intro said icarly I thought it was a joke
I'm confused though. They couldn't afford the main actress from the show? They're Microsoft, they can afford Morgan Freeman.
0rcryst just because they can afford it doesn’t mean they want to spend the money
The child actors delivery, saying «you like that? Yes you do, yes you do!» made me feel things.
Anxiety, horror and uncanny dread, mostly.
Top 3 Eddy Burback trust issue moments:
1. Xbox Project Natal
2. D.A.R.E Laser Tag party
3. ???
4. Profit.
MissLEAHneous - dammit I was gonna write that haha
Fun fact: Kinects are actually kind of useful for VR now because they can be used for a cheap (but kinda janky) full body tracking.
they’re also pretty sought after by artists making interactive art for this reason
Yeah Kinects have been used in a lot of research applications too, they're pretty good at capturing positional data. Shite for gameplay. But good for research with some aftermarket processing and noise reduction.
now i'm really regretting throwing away my compltely functional xbox one kinect because i had sold my xbox but forgot about selling the kinect.
ive also seen people use them for ghost hunting if you could believe it
I had a couple friends who rigged up a kinect sensor to their computer. They invited me around one time, scanned me, then later handed me a 3D printed resin bust of myself. It was pretty cool.
It's so weird not seeing you in front of a green screen on an exercise ball
Pretty sure that's pewdiepie
@@adnremelchur7311 actually nakeyjakey is the one you might be thinking of?
@@maplesaint113 no no no, you're thinking or pyrocynical
@@adnremelchur7311 ahhhhhhhh get out of my head i will take you with me
Your thinking of jaystation bro
my siblings and i won an xbox kinect at an arcade in 2012 ish, and i got kinect adventures for it. i think what happened in the macys demo was that the environment was messing with it or the setup wasnt done correctly, because i played kinect adventures all through my childhood and its one of my most beloved memories. it wasn't perfect, and got weird at times, but never like what happened in that video
I feel like I'm the only one who has good memories with Kinect.
Bro I legit bought Kinect plus like 3 games and the gun thing and the damn cord adapter broke before I could use it
Same
Kinect Star Wars is the greatest game ever ngl
I absolutely loved Kinect. Really sad that it was dropped. The tech was good enough to power a ton of vision systems research at some post secondary institutions in my city because of how affordable it was.
i had good memories with it but i could be biased since the xbox 360 was my first console-
4:03 nothing makes me feel older than seeing a console from my childhood "adjusted for inflation"
That shit inflated fast af
That was only a few years ago
I don't think that's right at all
Inflation has not gone up that much
yeah but, now imagine that console isn't from your childhood but from your college days 👍
tglong95 i don’t think you know how time stamps work
Dude drew gooden should seriously start letting you post on his RUclips app
Michael O’Brien omg
Yeah... Hey where TF are we
Hey guy
Yeah bc drew watches every video before they get uploaded for quality insurance
Diego Alvarez hey fellow guy. Yes, i am I guy. Don’t look into it.
They must have workshopped it and came out with a better kinect because a couple of my friends had them and we played just dance and some kind of Disney park adventure thing without a problem. In fact the only problem was that we wanted to play so often that the friends that owned them got tired of them and never wanted to play💀
This, 'cause we always played this sort of dancing game with the kinect on small birthday parties, and then everyone go tired of it so we stopped lmao
follow me on twitter @eddyburback if you want to see me more than twice a year
also i didn’t get the date wrong, i just decided it’s actually the 18th so enjoy the extra day.
That is your twitter
Love you eddy! Already following on twitter Btw💞💓❤️
Hey
Youre cool
F A L S E H O O D S
Are you uploading videos on twitter?
Because I want to see your face mobilizing, and noise coming from your face hole.
Dude I had the same experience with being fooled by the advertising growing up. The crazy thing is, the technology of the kinect *sensor* was incredibly advanced, they just couldn't figure out how to realistically apply it to a videogame.
Eddy told me to watch this or else he'd hit me with a belt
I hate when he does that
Youre a good listener
Free belt tickles?
I'm watching but I want the belt still
i wouldn't mind if he whipped me with a belt 🥺
This made feel old 😄 eddy was 12 when I was about 20 sleeping in my jeep
The second the phrase "Kinectimals" was said, so many repressed memories came roaring back
I know that Milo clip was a lie because the Kinect can’t track you when you’re that close to it.
With that being said playing Just Dance was much better on the Kinect compared to the Wii.
YES
WRONG wii just dance was WAY better
wii was the Shit... magdalene lookin ass 🙄📺
Also, the reflection of the woman showed on the screen was obviously a prerecorded clip in front of a green screen, because you couldn’t see any of the shit that was behind her.
Hey twigs fan
"I was 12 going on 13... ya know, my prime."
I'm DEAD.
I thought he was late 20s, early 30s.
2 was my prime for me. It was the only year I wasn't at odds.
Ueda Yuuji Fan isnt eddy 22
@@ovi5986 But he looks so much older.
Ueda Yuuji Fan i checked and he’s 22 lmaoooo
I only ever used my Kinect for Dance Central 1 through 3, but I used to really love playing it! Might be all that the Kinect was good for. 😅
nobody:
every youtuber: so sorry for the noise in the background, my neighbors are installing a new underground bunker.
The background: *silence*
Sorry guys my neighbors are building an nuclear power shel K-96889 Habdedd 2000
I reckon Milo was a hope for lonely kids to have a friend
I also wanted friends, but at this point I’m 20 and have a good amount of friends
@@MiloDeFrisco Look at Milo flexing over there
I remember that ad with the kid scanning his skateboard into the game, and immediately a bunch of comments had pointed out it was all staged since it scanned through his fingers. But those commenters got a hell of a lot of pushback anyway.
Because in those days the console war was in such a state that nothing could discredit the 360 to those who chose it. Not even an impossible ad, or an umpteenth set of three red lights.
Ah, the good ole days of the console wars. I remember I was a little kid back then and actively took part in the console wars proclaiming how much better the 360 was lmao
I can't express how devastating it is to learn that I'm older than Daddy Burback
this is such an Internet Historian-esque video. love it.
I almost shit my pants playing kinect sports cuz I didn’t wanna lose the track race when I was little. I had a lot of dumb fun with the Kinect tho
almost? rookie.
Tickleshits More like dookie am I right up top
Im surprised Halo's back isnt hurting from carrying xbox for all these years
Let's raid microsoft and free milo, they can't stop us all.
An Emu yes let’s do it
If we Naruto run we can dodge bullets
Old meme, but not expired...
My sister was born the day of e3 2009. I still hold a grudge since my mom deleted my recording of e3 to play her birth story. My friends updated me the next day and it sounded so cool, but my mom wouldn’t buy it since it sounded so ridiculous that she wouldn’t believe it was a real thing. Thanks mom?
Microsoft in 2010: Get the iCarly crew but we can't afford Miranda Cosgrove. But we get the one of the new girls from that Victoria Justice show. Like SHE'S gonna go far in her career.
Man... A lot can change in a decade.
true lmao i thought she must have been the least prestigious person on that crew
“Wednesday, February 18th, 2020” Eddy it’s the 19th
I legitimately looked at my calendar and was like “did I miss school today???”
I have a midterm tomorrow and my heart skipped a beat when I saw the date
Right
He prolly recorded it on the 18th
Squidward 354 fam it literally says “Wednesday” and he acknowledged that he made a mistake on Twitter
“Remember when Microsoft lies to us?” Eddy “I use my raycons every day”
SuperJoshyT YT are they shit headphones?
💀💀
YES
Tbh I use my raycons everyday F
Kappa
17:20 bill gates i demand to speak to your manager lol
How does Eddy gets more and more handsome????
Oh yeah, the Kinect had a lot of problems. The biggest one being that originally it had a processing unit, that was included on the devkits, but that would be REALLY expensive to the public, so they scrapped. A lot of titles took a giant hit.
Project Milo was 100% lies tho. It never was something. They had 0 intent on being something.
It's the stache
Unit*
Expensive*
Titties*
Milo was more of a Peter Molyneux lie than just an Xbox lie. Which is not that different but Peter Molyneux is still a huge liar.
@@onejohnfitzall7154 at that point, Lionhead Studios was owned by Microsoft, so no difference, really
You’re five years younger than me, but you look like you could be my dad.
Lol
You mean the one who left to get milk, but never came back?
Yup hes a Midwesterner alright
I was thinking, "Biggest Lie of your childhood? Dude, that was like Junior year of High School" and then he said he was 12... "My god, how have I aged so?"
Same
Wow, it's amazing to see Eddy talk about the Skate game "demo" where you could scan your skateboard and it would appear in the game. THAT is litterally the reason I convinced my mom to buy me a Kinect when I was a kid, it was the main reason I wanted one, being a skateboarder growing up. It's crazy to see Eddy talk about that years later because I've thought about it for so many years and as a kid I was so disappointed and felt lied to, even waited for that functionality to "come out", and soon after getting it the Kinect ended up put away and collecting dust because it simply couldn't do what they promised. And that's actually really shady, because kids can't tell the difference between a "tech demo"(which it actually wasn't even that), and the real thing, so kids see that and like me, beg their parents for one, while it actually can't even do a fraction of what was advertised, and that's extremely shady and dishonest. Fruit Ninja connect was pretty fun tho.
Eddy and Tony are the most Italian chicago names ever.
this uprooted such deep, repressed trauma I had completely forgotten about this betrayal
Thing I regret buying as a 14 year old: the Kinect.
Thing I don't regret buying as a 24 year old: Ray Con Wireless Earbuds for 15% off using Eddy's link.
Boys support boys. Bill should take note
@@digitaldaemon2845 are they actually good?
@@digitaldaemon2845 I cooked my AirPods in the dryer after making sure they worse nice and clean in the washer. Are they worth supporting the boys?
All bill knows how to do is exploit workers, avoid taxes, eat hot chip and lie about xbox
@@ughcreature I wear mine to the gym every day and love them, but they're definitely a touch heavy on the bass
@@christempleton9656 i like that, i might look into it
thank you
Waaait... Eddy is only 4 or 5 years older than me??? He's like a father figure to me. What is this lie I've been living?
Same here, he was my only son. This is so strange.
I just found out he's a year YOUNGER than me :0
This is weird.... everyone on RUclips is starting to get younger than me. I DON'T LIKE THIS! THIS IS NOT THE NATURAL ORDER!!
@@GGanon Same, this ain't right.
its just a mustache dude..
He’s only two years older than me and I feel the same way
Before Netflix had autoplay, kinects only use was "Xbox, play next episode"
Eddy : "I'm not a nerd, look at me."
also Eddy: "I'm going to tell you about 2009 E3."
Eddy: let's go back in time
Eddy who is now back in time: let's go back in time
Ahh that's hot
My mom bought Kinectimals for me so I’d stop talking about getting a dog
Anakin Skywalker depends on type of dog, and how much space in their house/appartement, and how much outdoor space they have. Plus the cost of keeping a dog is very expensive. Some households might not have the time to take proper care of a dog either. Spending 120$ once is way cheaper and easier than spending 400-1000$ a year for 8-20 years
SAME
@Anakin Skywalker buying a dog is a shitload of work and responsibilities. It costs a lot. They can ruin furniture, dog hair get everywhere, they need training and if you have noone to babysit him for you and not enough money to pay for a dog hotel you can say byebye to vacations for 10-15 years. And if he gets sick it can ruin family finances. There is also a dog smell, even when the dog is bathed. I understand everyone who doesnt want to get a dog because once I got my own house and family I knew right away I dont want to deal with all of this.
i'm crying right now
i hECCIN L O V E D tHat game omg i was wondering what it was called thank you sm for reminding me
My family only used the Kinect for Just Dance, and half the time it wouldn’t track our movements lol
I like he’s wearing Drew Goodens shirt at his sponsored segment
“ It can recognize our voices, it can recognize our faces.” The government has been watching us this whole time!!!
A Person yes actually. The xbox kinect would record you even when the xbox was turned off (but plugged in)
"I was 12. Going on 13. You know, my prime."
Bill Mattis voice: I dont think the next line up of xbox would be cheaper.
*Bill Gates smiles* ☻
-Looks at you weirdly for about 10 sexonds- 😐
You: Sooo what will happen if the next line up of xbox fail?😉
Bill: *Stares while smiling*😀
Also Bill: *Tries to find out what is a nounce.* 🤨🤔
You: *Intensive sweating*🥵😰😷👀
Nobody: 👁👄👁
With AI voice and animation this is now actually possible.