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  • @kylepincins8642
    @kylepincins8642 2 года назад +11895

    Charlie: "I'm not the Messiah!"
    Facebook moms: "HE'S THE MESSIAH!!!"

  • @bruvie_editz
    @bruvie_editz 8 месяцев назад +10901

    Ever notice that Jesus and Charlie are never seen together?

    • @farhat7126
      @farhat7126 6 месяцев назад +325

      No way

    • @sussydogelikesplanes
      @sussydogelikesplanes 6 месяцев назад +169

      thats probably because jesus is dead
      i know its a joke

    • @RedBoko2017
      @RedBoko2017 5 месяцев назад +212

      woah dude this is conclusive evidence! Worship our lord and saviour Penguinz0

    • @Glu55y
      @Glu55y 5 месяцев назад +97

      He's on to something 🤔🤔🤔

    • @murtad123
      @murtad123 5 месяцев назад +104

      coincidence ?
      I think NOT

  • @iateyourfather92
    @iateyourfather92 5 месяцев назад +1921

    You look like Jesus if he turned water into crack

    • @aworthy2780
      @aworthy2780 2 месяца назад +114

      This is why I read the comments

    • @Cwoisssant
      @Cwoisssant 2 месяца назад +32

      why is this so accurate tho

    • @adamnxx
      @adamnxx 2 месяца назад

      @@Cwoisssantdon’t pretend you know what this skitzo meant

    • @Cwoisssant
      @Cwoisssant 2 месяца назад +15

      @@adamnxx Bro I do know but I don't know what ur saying

    • @kellyath313
      @kellyath313 2 месяца назад

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @retro6818
    @retro6818 9 месяцев назад +2658

    Even his height is historically accurate to Jesus

    • @dibble1331
      @dibble1331 2 месяца назад +153

      jesus was the short kingest out of all of the short kings

    • @acordybs
      @acordybs Месяц назад

      Jesus never existed historically

    • @OsnoloVrach
      @OsnoloVrach Месяц назад +23

      @@dibble1331 Amen

    • @yeeteater51
      @yeeteater51 Месяц назад +16

      @@dibble1331 Amen

    • @Gotchankofan
      @Gotchankofan Месяц назад

      ​@@dibble1331Amen

  • @AjitaniShirasu
    @AjitaniShirasu 2 года назад +11396

    Facebook moms: *“PLEASE FORGIVE OUR SINS.”*
    Charlie: “sure, you guys are chill.”

    • @eugene9487
      @eugene9487 2 года назад +23

      742 likes 0 reply

    • @masterkent1
      @masterkent1 2 года назад +12

      One sub one prayer

    • @Kumalalaguyy
      @Kumalalaguyy 2 года назад +11

      @Angelina L 👇💋 bruh

    • @monkeyesman4384
      @monkeyesman4384 2 года назад +21

      These replies 💀

    • @Xendrick
      @Xendrick 2 года назад +72

      I'm a Catholic and I can 100% confirm Jesus would definitely say this

  • @geomijul
    @geomijul 2 года назад +11246

    "I'm not actually Jesus Christ, but I'll still call her my friend." Probably the sweetest thing Charlie has ever said, it's genuinely cute.

    • @SprazzyGazoozle
      @SprazzyGazoozle 2 года назад +15

      @Gorbo I'm pretty sure Philip K. Dick wrote something about that.

    • @meurer13daniel
      @meurer13daniel 2 года назад +112

      I love when I'm watching a video while reading the comments, and then I see a comment quoting the exact sentence I'm listening in the moment.
      Shit is weird af. Happens all the time, wtf.

    • @Frosty_V3
      @Frosty_V3 2 года назад +2

      690 likes, nice

    • @philsharpe4315
      @philsharpe4315 2 года назад +3

      @@SprazzyGazoozle I'm Phillip the dick and I don't remember writing a book

    • @Truck-kun_01
      @Truck-kun_01 2 года назад +8

      honestly it's adorable

  • @BEELZEBABE69
    @BEELZEBABE69 11 месяцев назад +2159

    The fact that you can HEAR Charlie smiling is adorable ngl

    • @Thou-tj7hd
      @Thou-tj7hd 2 месяца назад +8

      hear???

    • @BEELZEBABE69
      @BEELZEBABE69 2 месяца назад +24

      @@Thou-tj7hd yes

    • @Boblikescockss
      @Boblikescockss 2 месяца назад

      Yeah, you can hear when someone smiles in their voice​@@Thou-tj7hd

    • @Geilolp.
      @Geilolp. 2 месяца назад +12

      dawg this is like minecraft stans first discovering what facial expressions are when they talk about how you can see how happy quackity is. tbh with your goofy ahh helluvaboss pfp i shouldn't expect much of you

    • @BEELZEBABE69
      @BEELZEBABE69 2 месяца назад +38

      @@Geilolp. :(

  • @luisnava8254
    @luisnava8254 10 месяцев назад +544

    I was once watching one of your vids and my mom walked by and asked, “why is Jesus playing video games?” I died.

  • @thejesuschrist
    @thejesuschrist 2 года назад +116954

    I think you're handsome

    • @bed7610
      @bed7610 2 года назад +748

      @UC7r7fCLmJmUB3GZzAKXO8ag he commented literally 1 minute ago lol

    • @kingnostalgia7911
      @kingnostalgia7911 2 года назад +6749

      @@bed7610 dude had a stroke typing his username ☠☠☠

    • @ochna000
      @ochna000 2 года назад +926

      true

    • @moisavictoria
      @moisavictoria 2 года назад +3070

      Omg jesus hi even you had to confirm charlie is jesus

    • @jeremoo
      @jeremoo 2 года назад +279

      ok

  • @alexpuhringer7924
    @alexpuhringer7924 2 года назад +54608

    "Im not Jesus." Sounds like something Jesus would say.

    • @thomaswhitt145
      @thomaswhitt145 2 года назад +1337

      But Jesus would say he is Jesus or son of god that's why he was crucified

    • @E_l_l_i_e
      @E_l_l_i_e 2 года назад +1477

      @@thomaswhitt145 lesson learned

    • @janellecooper6160
      @janellecooper6160 2 года назад +570

      @@thomaswhitt145 what a chad

    • @existentialrookie5432
      @existentialrookie5432 2 года назад +343

      Say Jesus without the Je.... hmmm... 🤔🤔

    • @cbmobile1797
      @cbmobile1797 2 года назад +44

      666 likes lmao

  • @dsquared5599
    @dsquared5599 9 месяцев назад +224

    Bro could dress up as Jesus for Halloween and people would mistake it for the second coming

  • @grackami
    @grackami Год назад +501

    “i’m not actually jesus christ but i’ll still call her my friend” 😭💀

  • @UserU
    @UserU 2 года назад +18936

    Charlie: I'm not actually Jesus Christ
    Facebook moms: That's exactly what Jesus would say

    • @Ealsante
      @Ealsante 2 года назад +670

      The true Messiah always denies his divinity!

    • @gmebusiness437
      @gmebusiness437 2 года назад +114

      @@Ealsante Great reference

    • @lisasetiawan3552
      @lisasetiawan3552 2 года назад +42

      @@Ealsante i was gonna say that lol

    • @lesarXD
      @lesarXD 2 года назад +198

      charlie: im not the messiah
      facebook: he's the messiah

    • @fax6821
      @fax6821 2 года назад +2

      Fax!!
      ruclips.net/video/EbGk_BXUQLI/видео.html . . .

  • @keeperofthehammer6795
    @keeperofthehammer6795 2 года назад +5013

    I like how he tries to deny that he's Jesus, then halfway through he lets us know he's doing a pepper eating challenge for charity. Literally dying for our sins all over again. Thank you Jesus.

  • @Hapeey
    @Hapeey 5 месяцев назад +387

    As a Christian, this is actually kind of funny. From all the movies about Jesus i've seen, Charlie would probably be a good character. I mean he DOES look like him in the movies.

    • @VtuberCl1ps
      @VtuberCl1ps Месяц назад +9

      Fellow Christian ayo

    • @EnderMarksman
      @EnderMarksman Месяц назад +4

      The voice is the problem if he ended up in a Bible series as Jesus, But I would still watch it

    • @Lily-uv3gf
      @Lily-uv3gf 12 дней назад

      um no lmaoo u Christians r so misinformed even about ur own silly religion

    • @Imserious184
      @Imserious184 4 дня назад +1

      And he speaks softly, screams of a great leader. Though I can also imagine him shouting well if he had the will for it.

    • @Imserious184
      @Imserious184 4 дня назад

      ​@@EnderMarksmanNah, it would make it more believable.

  • @tiggeez
    @tiggeez 2 месяца назад +183

    I’m a 65 yr old woman of faith. A: it’s true, Charlie looks like the “most often” depiction of Jesus. B: compared to the millions of disgusting and truly evil less than humans on RUclips, Charlie is wholesome C: I don’t find him offensive in the least, he is hilarious and always true to his word.Good show Charlie, thanks! Old bat sends ❤ (the old woman in me wants to trim your hair by an inch)

    • @TheAbsolutelyRealSilly
      @TheAbsolutelyRealSilly Месяц назад +3

      cap

    • @rawmaw
      @rawmaw Месяц назад +9

      very cute!

    • @sunny-gt7qw
      @sunny-gt7qw 12 дней назад +1

      lmao why because he’s a white guy with long hair? You do realize Jesus is from the Middle East right? Christians are now trying to take away the rights of LGBTQ people and minorities. Also how rude, why do you even care that he has long hair? The world will be better off when people this judgemental are long gone.

    • @Imserious184
      @Imserious184 4 дня назад +3

      ​@@TheAbsolutelyRealSillyNah, go away roblox kid.

  • @jhelp_the_fig
    @jhelp_the_fig 2 года назад +3694

    “I’m not Jesus” Sounds like something Jesus would say

    • @tristanperciful6609
      @tristanperciful6609 2 года назад +34

      A more Jesus hing to say would be "hey I'm the son of God and if you don't believe me it's your problem and I'm sorry for you"

    • @marcus5202
      @marcus5202 2 года назад +2

      Disagree

    • @intrynsic
      @intrynsic 2 года назад +3

      No

    • @i_likemen5614
      @i_likemen5614 2 года назад +4

      not rlly

    • @stonecoldsteveaustin9353
      @stonecoldsteveaustin9353 2 года назад

      ikr he'd have to deny it just to get all those church groupies off his jock for 5 seconds

  • @buttonmash2524
    @buttonmash2524 2 года назад +9864

    Fun fact: Jesus Christ was actually the first member of the Moistverse.

  • @teazthunder5598
    @teazthunder5598 Месяц назад +31

    "Jesus might forgive you for your sins, but I won't"
    That is legitimately one of the most threatening sentences I have ever heard, and it doesn't feel dangerous the way he says it.

  • @theapproachingstorm2133
    @theapproachingstorm2133 Год назад +72

    "I'm not Jesus Christ but I'll be her friend"
    That one got me

  • @kierano7698
    @kierano7698 2 года назад +16976

    Jesus: "Guys I swear I'm the son of God!"
    No one believed him.
    Charlie: "Guys I swear I'm not Jesus!"
    Hm yes. He is Jesus.

    • @trugo_official
      @trugo_official 2 года назад +8

      ruclips.net/video/yjy5eXLyxdw/видео.html

    • @TheDracoStar
      @TheDracoStar 2 года назад +502

      This reminds me of Month Python for some reason

    • @ns8158
      @ns8158 2 года назад +177

      "He IS the Messiah!"

    • @secretboy81
      @secretboy81 2 года назад +21

      jesus never said he was the son of god

    • @Synocra
      @Synocra 2 года назад +16

      Except he never said that

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 2 года назад +6480

    Charlie: I'm not Jesus.
    Also Charlie: *Runs a charity stream where he sacrifices himself to help people with incurable diseases.

    • @TFisGravity
      @TFisGravity 2 года назад +102

      Very underrated.

    • @sotb367
      @sotb367 2 года назад +44

      he is curing lazarus

    • @zawardo2229
      @zawardo2229 2 года назад +32

      Exactly. He's not Jesus He's better than Jesus

    • @Tagerrun
      @Tagerrun 2 года назад +97

      @@zawardo2229 super Jesus perhaps? The one we needed to battle the super devil?

    • @cusimeon4195
      @cusimeon4195 2 года назад +20

      Charlie: im not the messiah
      Everyone:hes the messiah

  • @ryostyles9904
    @ryostyles9904 10 месяцев назад +65

    Just don't get crucified

  • @howdidmynamechange945
    @howdidmynamechange945 10 месяцев назад +55

    the wholesomeness of this is on the level of wholesome as that grandma who accidentally invited a random highschool student to thanks giving and she invites him every year now to spend the thanks giving with them

  • @bryn1063
    @bryn1063 2 года назад +11200

    Charlie: "I'm not actually jesus christ"
    His fans: "the hell you aren't."

  • @donkeya3406
    @donkeya3406 2 года назад +19861

    Charlie: "I am NOT the messiah"
    Gertrude, beverly, Muriel: "HE IS THE MESIAH"

  • @TheFrenchMan1223
    @TheFrenchMan1223 Месяц назад +26

    He may not be physical Jesus, but he’s RUclips’s jesus

  • @3keromusic
    @3keromusic 6 месяцев назад +34

    Jokes aside, I feel bad for the woman who said she never had a father.

  • @marvingeorge8856
    @marvingeorge8856 2 года назад +6605

    Charlie is like Superman, when he wears his glasses, he's just Charlie but when he's naked eyed with his signature holy shirt, somehow water turns to wine

    • @gustavoroque7536
      @gustavoroque7536 2 года назад +48

      tafuk are those comments

    • @neurosect1983
      @neurosect1983 2 года назад +47

      @@aaronrodgers166 true people call Charlie critikal, get outta here bot

    • @michael04__806
      @michael04__806 2 года назад

      yes

    • @marvingeorge8856
      @marvingeorge8856 2 года назад +32

      my lord, these bots strike any chance they get

    • @average__height8033
      @average__height8033 2 года назад +5

      With glasses he turns Intelligent, without glasses he becomes blind Jesus

  • @mr.bisness7617
    @mr.bisness7617 2 года назад +2056

    “Jesus might forgive you for your sins, but i wont” is such a strong statement

    • @trugo_official
      @trugo_official 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/yjy5eXLyxdw/видео.html

    • @marieramos638
      @marieramos638 2 года назад +43

      Something Jesus would say at this day and age

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 2 года назад +27

      A based statement indeed.

    • @plazmatter
      @plazmatter 2 года назад

      Fnf

    • @flygawnebardoflight
      @flygawnebardoflight 2 года назад +6

      "I believe you, but my Tommy gun don't!"

  • @shermanpaul4654
    @shermanpaul4654 Месяц назад +11

    Jesus saw the Internet and cringed so hard he sent down one of his lookalike angels to fix it.

  • @noooiisloth
    @noooiisloth 2 месяца назад +17

    0:35 yeah the flipping the table was for sure his peak no question ong

  • @MILF_enjoyer
    @MILF_enjoyer 2 года назад +36765

    This is a certified biblical classic

    • @clouds645
      @clouds645 2 года назад +1

      True
      ruclips.net/video/3o4C3d4sx7s/видео.html
      Very True!

    • @spandanganguli6903
      @spandanganguli6903 2 года назад +213

      Would say BE NOT AFRAID 11/10.

    • @litespead
      @litespead 2 года назад +226

      A sneak-peek for Bible 2

    • @auberginemanproductions1608
      @auberginemanproductions1608 2 года назад +59

      Does that mean that all of his friends in various videos are angels? Like, MrBeast is Gabriel or Raphael or something

    • @aliimam8820
      @aliimam8820 2 года назад +41

      Missed the opportunity to say 'This is a certified Judean classic."

  • @artiejj
    @artiejj 2 года назад +6087

    "jesus might forgive you for your sins, but I wont"
    stop contradicting yourself charlie

  • @user-qs7xi6oq9q
    @user-qs7xi6oq9q 10 месяцев назад +61

    i love u jesus

  • @allenxav4754
    @allenxav4754 Год назад +64

    Charlie finds it adorable and I think that’s sweet xD 2:21

  • @lucianoarebalo41
    @lucianoarebalo41 2 года назад +4674

    “Wait a minute This isn’t Jesus, this is the hot hunger games actor!”

    • @the-bman
      @the-bman Год назад +53

      💀

    • @dougman1067
      @dougman1067 Год назад +47

      HOLY SHIT YOUR SMART

    • @rinyeongi6322
      @rinyeongi6322 Год назад +32

      Damn, he's hot af 😳😳😳

    • @burger1979
      @burger1979 Год назад +3

      @@dougman1067 no he isn’t dummy

    • @burger1979
      @burger1979 Год назад +3

      @@rinyeongi6322 wheres your proof?

  • @bioboss8369
    @bioboss8369 2 года назад +10513

    Charlie: “I’m not the Messiah.”
    Facebook: “He’s the Messiah!”

    • @kilo3s
      @kilo3s 2 года назад +40

      paul and barnabas moment

    • @okay3667
      @okay3667 2 года назад +41

      The worst place to be a messiah

    • @TheStonedZone
      @TheStonedZone 2 года назад +101

      "That's something the Messiah would say!"

    • @Dark_Slayer3000
      @Dark_Slayer3000 2 года назад +17

      Please don't crucify this man

    • @benogilvie6770
      @benogilvie6770 2 года назад +30

      Monty Python.

  • @CookiehsAndDreams
    @CookiehsAndDreams Месяц назад +5

    I love how Charlie didn't choose to make fun of these people, and instead takes it as sweet and wholesome.

  • @JustARandomPersonLol69420
    @JustARandomPersonLol69420 6 месяцев назад +7

    3:58 “I’m not actually Jesus Christ but I’ll still call her my friend.”
    This is why I love Charlie

  • @DanielPinheiroo
    @DanielPinheiroo 2 года назад +45031

    wow, this jesus guy is really humble

    • @anonuser1279
      @anonuser1279 2 года назад +677

      As a Christian, I gotta say I love how he’s so respectful and sweet towards the elderly and Christians.
      I love how he’s respectful to everyone, it’s just so rare and it’s so wholesome how he’s so precious towards the elders lol.

    • @skatrahatriel42
      @skatrahatriel42 2 года назад +53

      KKKKKK VOCÊ AQUI

    • @cheeseman9072
      @cheeseman9072 2 года назад +64

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl some hidden talent keep it hidden

    • @sirdop5793
      @sirdop5793 2 года назад +61

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl
      That song made Jesus come to my house off the cross and punched my phone to stop the music then proceeded to go back there

    • @enzo_fruet_4542
      @enzo_fruet_4542 2 года назад +10

      Daniel nos comentários

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 2 года назад +2112

    "I'm not actually Jesus Christ" that's what all Jesus Christs say.

  • @BenPrysny
    @BenPrysny 6 месяцев назад +7

    2:44 oh no, I hope I’m not late

  • @Burgertimee
    @Burgertimee 4 месяца назад +6

    Charlie: “I am not the messiah”
    Facebook Moms: “He is the messiah”

  • @rin0422
    @rin0422 2 года назад +10832

    Charlie calls the commenter cute and not make fun of them is what makes him kind and a good man.

    • @guineapigtalks
      @guineapigtalks 2 года назад +160

      They are grandma's!

    • @FW.Xemnas
      @FW.Xemnas 2 года назад +23

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl noo, I got Josh Rolled

    • @songgbirdd
      @songgbirdd 2 года назад +177

      clearly this makes him the real jesus

    • @Timmering
      @Timmering 2 года назад +83

      I mean, it is super adorable.

    • @hypnotoad28
      @hypnotoad28 2 года назад +13

      @@FW.Xemnas Josh Roehl'd*

  • @MangoPull
    @MangoPull 2 года назад +6209

    charlie could adverties his bathwater as holy water and the facebook moms would buy it

    • @saf365
      @saf365 2 года назад +49

      LMAOO

    • @broodlingg
      @broodlingg 2 года назад +21

      lmoa

    • @aprettydumbperson
      @aprettydumbperson 2 года назад +150

      @@broodlingg laughing my off ass?

    • @byziness4613
      @byziness4613 2 года назад +58

      This is how he puts Belle out of business

    • @Adam-tj3yx
      @Adam-tj3yx 2 года назад +7

      Oh my fucking god imagine...

  • @user-bx9lb1vi6u
    @user-bx9lb1vi6u 10 месяцев назад +17

    I love you Jesus

  • @susu_jpg
    @susu_jpg 2 года назад +59591

    Charlie being modest again and saying he isn’t Jesus.

    • @DM-of7ys
      @DM-of7ys 2 года назад +752

      Classic Charlie

    • @BlingIsSpring
      @BlingIsSpring 2 года назад +75

      😳

    • @MikeAruba69
      @MikeAruba69 2 года назад +894

      Such a Jesus thing to say.

    • @Dmartinez117
      @Dmartinez117 2 года назад +48

      Hi Susu! Do you ever get compared to someone?
      Like Virgin Mary?

    • @majot511
      @majot511 2 года назад +28

      He still thinks he can convince us he isn't jesus

  • @filipfromsuperteam9386
    @filipfromsuperteam9386 2 года назад +13266

    this feels like that one news outlet where a Filipino woman spent 4 years praying to a Buddha figure until one day a friend pointed out the figure was actually Shrek dressed as Buddha

    • @sassas1487
      @sassas1487 2 года назад +877

      hey they are both nice guys

    • @JBJMMA
      @JBJMMA 2 года назад +399

      Even better!!

    • @LU-37
      @LU-37 2 года назад +226

      I'm disappointed with the fact that you edited your comment for something but didn't correct your spelling of "Filipino"
      Edit: not offended or anything, just disappointed

    • @darkshepherd3126
      @darkshepherd3126 2 года назад +15

      Lol

    • @egghgh69
      @egghgh69 2 года назад +6

      its filipino friend-

  • @XerahS_
    @XerahS_ Месяц назад +5

    Bro, you are Jesus if he turned water into lean.

  • @unsubology
    @unsubology 4 месяца назад +6

    Okay but have you ever seen Jesus and Charlie in the same room together?

  • @SonnikkuGamer6969
    @SonnikkuGamer6969 2 года назад +10643

    everybody gangsta till Charlie gets his memory back and finds out he is actually Jesus
    (Edit: This comments was made by a Muslim)

    • @CommissarChaotic
      @CommissarChaotic 2 года назад +280

      wait... he said in that one video that the other Critikals were his brothers separated from birth... And everyone is supposed to be God's children... Charlie is Jesus confirmed.

    • @kikoasnowz
      @kikoasnowz 2 года назад +62

      aw shit we bout to stop gangsta soon den

    • @bush_kit
      @bush_kit 2 года назад +56

      Let's throw a pigeon at him, that'll bring his memory back

    • @jokertm6889
      @jokertm6889 2 года назад +16

      And he grow 6 feet tall legs

    • @Rou...
      @Rou... 2 года назад +3

      Alzheimers

  • @dr_skipwith
    @dr_skipwith 2 года назад +52543

    This camera quality makes you look like Jesus.

  • @pineappleguy3343
    @pineappleguy3343 9 месяцев назад +8

    Charlie: "im not jesus"
    Also charlie: *dies for our sins*

  • @LightsOutCorrection
    @LightsOutCorrection Год назад +23

    0:34 this got me 💀

  • @static1912
    @static1912 2 года назад +1665

    “Guys please, I’m not Jesus Christ, son of God.”
    Sounds like a very Jesus thing to say

    • @Aarnyx
      @Aarnyx 2 года назад +2

      copied comment smh ;-;

    • @shupasopni
      @shupasopni 2 года назад +22

      @@Aarnyx Literally everyone in this comment section has used this joke though.

    • @static1912
      @static1912 2 года назад +2

      @@Aarnyx it really wasn’t. But if you don’t like it, you don’t have to interact with it.

    • @gl1tched_g2m3er2
      @gl1tched_g2m3er2 2 года назад

      @@Aarnyx cry about it XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

    • @burntgrahamcracker2866
      @burntgrahamcracker2866 2 года назад +2

      “Fine I am Jesus then”
      See he admits it!

  • @michaelchef
    @michaelchef Год назад +11462

    "If he wasn't the son of God, he would have fucked"
    Top tier Charlie quote

    • @codenameloser8488
      @codenameloser8488 Год назад +125

      Too bad sex is unholy in terms of the church 😞

    • @firecraft1324
      @firecraft1324 Год назад

      @@codenameloser8488 So the church wants humans to go extinct?

    • @codenameloser8488
      @codenameloser8488 Год назад +24

      @@firecraft1324 idk how human anatomy works so can’t confirm

    • @firecraft1324
      @firecraft1324 Год назад +64

      @@codenameloser8488 You don't know how babies are made?

    • @Just_Reading_Comments
      @Just_Reading_Comments Год назад +161

      @CodenameLoser sex is not unholy even in terms of the Church, it’s supposed to be sacred but not unholy

  • @contentcreater4315
    @contentcreater4315 Год назад +9

    My mom was one of them💀

    • @luca_.0
      @luca_.0 Год назад +2

      💀💀💀

  • @poopyfart89
    @poopyfart89 3 месяца назад +11

    1:22 i'm officially adapting "bitch lasagna" as my personal catchphrase

  • @jiro110
    @jiro110 2 года назад +2596

    Plot Twist: They're all actually fans of Charlie and just went along with the joke.
    Edit: How the fuck this comment get this many likes?

  • @icommentonvideos5911
    @icommentonvideos5911 2 года назад +3151

    “You could make a religion out of this”
    -Bill Wurtz

    • @MontySlython
      @MontySlython 2 года назад +110

      "No, don't"
      -Bill Wurtz

    • @markjustmark7599
      @markjustmark7599 2 года назад +76

      "Christianise all the Christians"
      - Bill Wurtz, History of the entire world I guess

    • @carpetcarpet1
      @carpetcarpet1 2 года назад +11

      on god bru
      no pun intended💀💀

    • @achairwithinternetaccess996
      @achairwithinternetaccess996 2 года назад +28

      ​@@MontySlython
      "no no, let them do that"
      -Bill Wurtz

    • @RorbotRobot
      @RorbotRobot 2 года назад +17

      "The Earth Is A Deadly Laser" -Bill Wurtz

  • @struckbymusic
    @struckbymusic Год назад +8

    Plot twist: the facebook moms have all this time actually been praying to Charlie

  • @errorsk2188
    @errorsk2188 Год назад +5

    I love how Jesus is knows to have given sight to a blind man, as well as many other miracles, but I cannot argue, flipping a table is pretty badass too.

  • @junior214223
    @junior214223 2 года назад +4593

    Congratulations Charlie, you've earned the rank of "Minion". This means that middle aged women will now be sharing images of you along with inspirational quotes

    • @ceoofcomedy3009
      @ceoofcomedy3009 2 года назад +113

      i'd pay to see that.

    • @t_ylr
      @t_ylr 2 года назад +56

      To be fair to Facebook moms I think they know it's not an actual photo of Jesus lmao

    • @luminii
      @luminii 2 года назад +114

      @@t_ylr you overestimate Facebook moms

    • @xujio
      @xujio 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FkXJPaFSfEk/видео.html is this good

    • @ceoofcomedy3009
      @ceoofcomedy3009 2 года назад +21

      @@xujio no

  • @analbreacher7198
    @analbreacher7198 2 года назад +3396

    As a Christian the “Jesus flipped over a table one time” joke had me dying lmao

    • @danielsalusso2203
      @danielsalusso2203 2 года назад +278

      AnalBreacher the Christian i love this community

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious 2 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/bpGDJF8Py9I/видео.html. ..

    • @jimmygupta611
      @jimmygupta611 2 года назад +237

      Name checks out

    • @analbreacher7198
      @analbreacher7198 2 года назад +44

      @@jimmygupta611 thanks 👌👍

    • @JelloJune
      @JelloJune 2 года назад +16

      @@jimmygupta611 IM FUCKING DYINGGGGG AJJCKWJCOWJXIWHKF

  • @ZxIxYx
    @ZxIxYx 2 месяца назад +5

    jesus has had his 3rd coming already, came back with a yt channel 😳

  • @stewiebox
    @stewiebox 5 месяцев назад +3

    Jesus: Stop worshipping me! I am not god!
    Charlie: Stop worshipping me! I am not Jesus!

  • @mrsleepykat7214
    @mrsleepykat7214 2 года назад +32729

    "Jesus may forgive you for your sins, but I won't" Best quote of 2021

    • @mahouu.
      @mahouu. 2 года назад +185

      I just was on that part XD

    • @leahdudash9421
      @leahdudash9421 2 года назад +133

      Mark 11:25. “And whenever you stand praying, forgive, if you have anything against anyone, so that your Father also who is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses.”

    • @dxrk.mp4872
      @dxrk.mp4872 Год назад +19

      I exited the video and saw this as soon as he said it how does this always happen

    • @quasar9745
      @quasar9745 Год назад +15

      I wouldn't either

    • @theblaze2294
      @theblaze2294 Год назад +13

      so jesus wont

  • @ESOdanny
    @ESOdanny 2 года назад +16112

    The next challenge is to print it out, frame it and see it goes unnoticed on your Nans mantelpiece for a year.

  • @Raven0412
    @Raven0412 Год назад +5

    "im not jesus"
    Thats something jesus would say

  • @RandomDude1487
    @RandomDude1487 9 дней назад +2

    Charlie isn’t Jesus, he’s the Jesus of RUclips

  • @lazerstudios9982
    @lazerstudios9982 2 года назад +22566

    As a Christian, I find this hilarious how most people can be so easily deceived, it reminds me of that time an elderly woman was praying to a mural of Keanu Reeves thinking it's Jesus

    • @glitchzop2995
      @glitchzop2995 2 года назад +389

      What?

    • @KingIrahaj
      @KingIrahaj 2 года назад +1512

      That's actually kinda funny. But I understand what you're saying.

    • @pinkneko13
      @pinkneko13 2 года назад +1429

      I liked the one where she was praying to young Obi Wan Kenobi

    • @sero.toniii
      @sero.toniii 2 года назад +419

      LMAO THEY DID WHAT

    • @Fahad-gf1wx
      @Fahad-gf1wx 2 года назад +338

      This is why idol worship is haram

  • @ALSPEHEIR
    @ALSPEHEIR 2 года назад +5003

    Jesus came back, and he is a Twitch streamer.
    What a time to be alive.

  • @existskk99
    @existskk99 8 месяцев назад +9

    You can’t prove to me that Charlie doesn’t look like Jesus if he were into rock and roll, and playing the guitar

  • @innerlude
    @innerlude 5 месяцев назад +2

    I call you Internet Jesus.

  • @goldenturtle5850
    @goldenturtle5850 Год назад +10116

    Charlie: “Would you please listen to me, I’m not the messiah!”
    Everyone: “He is the messiah!”

    • @speedykilla811
      @speedykilla811 Год назад

      KANKER MESSIAH

    • @JM_Tushe
      @JM_Tushe Год назад +83

      The Lord has spoken again!

    • @proxkei2266
      @proxkei2266 Год назад

      He is not the messiah. He is just a very naughty boy!

    • @briefgreg3347
      @briefgreg3347 Год назад +59

      Charlie is Jesus Christ
      Charlie is famous.
      Charlie is a famous Jesus Christ.

    • @NeroZenith
      @NeroZenith Год назад +49

      "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

  • @BrentTV
    @BrentTV 2 года назад +2126

    They thought right.

    • @aaronrodgers166
      @aaronrodgers166 2 года назад +1

      I JUST FED A PAIR OF GLASSES TO AN ANT COLONY IN MY VIDEO. THEY GOT EATEN LMAO
      CRY YOU BLIND SNOWFLAKES! ❄️❄️ 🤡🤣

    • @carlenscharles2903
      @carlenscharles2903 2 года назад +2

      URINE GANG 4 LIFEE!!!!!!

    • @seekpenance
      @seekpenance 2 года назад +11

      bro didn’t even watch the video and comments on the title knowing he’ll get over 1k like’s anyway smfh

    • @alonetraveler5391
      @alonetraveler5391 2 года назад +3

      @@aaronrodgers166 is this supposed to be offensive to me or what

    • @mariopalmer3649
      @mariopalmer3649 2 года назад

      bro didn't even watch the video and comments on the title knowing he'll get over 1k like's anyway smfh

  • @se7enwonders
    @se7enwonders 11 месяцев назад +54

    I’m a Christian and this is the cutest funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m GenX so most of my older fam are boomers and you will see things like this a lot when they use social media ~ usually FB. They fall for everything. Gotta love em.
    Oh and I believe GS stands for “God Saves”.
    PS ~ Charlie I am not sure I know the specific scripture of this table flipping miracle you speak of. Corinthians? 🤔
    😝

    • @chocopie-qg6cw
      @chocopie-qg6cw 6 месяцев назад +4

      I'm pretty sure "gs" was them trying to say "geez"

    • @se7enwonders
      @se7enwonders 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@chocopie-qg6cw ~ Oh is it?? I usually have to check urban dictionary for everything ! I should never assume 😂
      Ty!!

    • @monkeeboy830
      @monkeeboy830 4 месяца назад +3

      @@se7enwonders yo i just checked and the bible verses you are looking for are Matthew 21:12-13

    • @se7enwonders
      @se7enwonders 4 месяца назад +1

      @@monkeeboy830 LOLI needed that!! ♥️

  • @RootTheLucario
    @RootTheLucario День назад +1

    Charlie:i’m not jesus
    *Does a charity stream*

  • @-ver6459
    @-ver6459 2 года назад +36402

    Charlie: "I'm not Jesus."
    Also Charlie: *proceeds to announce a charity stream

    • @darkcorestudies6038
      @darkcorestudies6038 2 года назад +1206

      Charlie: “I’m not Jesus… BUT”.

    • @ArjunTheRageGuy
      @ArjunTheRageGuy Год назад +702

      He may not be Jesus, but he does things that are positive like Jesus would do, like that charity stream. Dunno about something like critikal turning water into wine tho lol.

    • @esthermontoya5399
      @esthermontoya5399 Год назад +336

      @@ArjunTheRageGuy even better, turning bread into fleshlights

    • @BlazeTrail1269
      @BlazeTrail1269 Год назад +133

      @@esthermontoya5399 turning cake into the moby huge

    • @anonymousobserver6508
      @anonymousobserver6508 Год назад +41

      @@darkcorestudies6038 I said this while tapping on the comments and saw yours, died seconds later

  • @KL-xr4oz
    @KL-xr4oz 2 года назад +1894

    Charlie must have a sweet old Christian lady in his life he's thinking of, because he talks about these women like they're all his long-lost grandmas.

    • @Nox_Desiree
      @Nox_Desiree 2 года назад +89

      Must have a devout Christian grandmother or mother by the sounds of it

    • @ovo1984
      @ovo1984 2 года назад +80

      Yes im sure he has/had someone in his life that means alot and the comments may have reminded him of her. This is a pretty genuinely good guy after all lol

    • @zex992001
      @zex992001 2 года назад

      Don't like this comment anymore, it's on 420.

    • @Pincsi01
      @Pincsi01 2 года назад +3

      I can only think of the christian grandma who got fired up and started trying to beat their grandkid for being gay

    • @shupasopni
      @shupasopni 2 года назад +6

      @@Pincsi01 Yeah he's probs got a totally different relation to them then me or you since he grew up Christian with what seems like a good family. His dad (who shows up in some vids) seems pretty cool at least.

  • @tyberiousTem
    @tyberiousTem Месяц назад +2

    Nah, everyone knows Jesus is too humble to call himself Jesus.

  • @AnyMEmdq
    @AnyMEmdq 5 месяцев назад +2

    What do you mean "Facebook Moms think..." You ARE Jesus!

  • @malachaicrosby1557
    @malachaicrosby1557 2 года назад +2832

    "he was pretty cool... He flipped over a table one time" that's totally what Jesus is known for 🤣🤣🤣

    • @christophealexander3262
      @christophealexander3262 2 года назад +80

      Its justifiable i meant if you turn a place of worship to a market..

    • @axderwraith1486
      @axderwraith1486 2 года назад +118

      @@christophealexander3262 I mean, even as an atheist, yeah, that's kinda fucked up! Turning most things into a market is kind of disrespectful, let alone a place of worship where people go to try to "relax" (I can't think of the right term, but I hope my point is gotten)

    • @epicMcoy10
      @epicMcoy10 2 года назад +56

      @@axderwraith1486 yeah man another way to see it is like if some dudes just barged into your house and started selling their stuff and your stuff and you're just trying to relax at home

    • @axderwraith1486
      @axderwraith1486 2 года назад +24

      @@epicMcoy10 yeah, good way to put it.

    • @RayramAureanBlue
      @RayramAureanBlue 2 года назад +37

      @@christophealexander3262 Yeah, I'm not religious, but when I read about that as a kid it really humanised him in a hilarious way for me. I thought, "Hey even the son of God gets a little upset when people do the wrong thing and start flipping tables, how relatable."

  • @MiniTStark
    @MiniTStark 2 года назад +6858

    Charlie is so respectful. He didn’t even drop a single insult to Christianity or Christians

    • @nymvlt
      @nymvlt 2 года назад +782

      Because there's no reason to. Christianity itself is fine, the misuse of it isn't. There's nothing wrong with what these people are doing on FB

    • @scienceteam9254
      @scienceteam9254 2 года назад +775

      Why would Jesus insult his own followers?

    • @Simon-eu2hz
      @Simon-eu2hz 2 года назад +82

      @@ButtChugDoug66I don't make fun but some beliefs.. like Islam....a religion that deserves to be ridiculed, if you know about islam then you'll know why, if you don't you should learn, david Wood is a good place to start.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 2 года назад +342

      @@ButtChugDoug66 Redditors: Allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @ButtChugDoug66
      @ButtChugDoug66 2 года назад +23

      @@Simon-eu2hz people are easily manipulated but their ain't nothin nobody can do about it really

  • @milfenthusiast1582
    @milfenthusiast1582 2 месяца назад +2

    "The Messiah is too humble to admit he is The Messiah, as written!"

  • @daisylacanlale6402
    @daisylacanlale6402 2 месяца назад +4

    The fact when i saw the thumbnail, i absolute fell for it wich is insane tbh.

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok 2 года назад +3061

    Finally, Facebook moms are right about something

    • @kartikreddy4102
      @kartikreddy4102 2 года назад

      Ok

    • @maxgoldstein6309
      @maxgoldstein6309 2 года назад +19

      It is the first time.. probably won't keep the streak going tho 😂

    • @sicthemutt
      @sicthemutt 2 года назад

      No

    • @sueheheheh6398
      @sueheheheh6398 2 года назад +5

      sooner or later they’ll start saying that the minions are the co founders of Facebook

    • @_crimsonwxnter
      @_crimsonwxnter 2 года назад

      @@kartikreddy4102 no

  • @GoldenNinja50
    @GoldenNinja50 2 года назад +6130

    Sometimes I confuse Charlie with Jesus so I can't blame them

    • @bigdog4166
      @bigdog4166 2 года назад +11

      Hey man I saw you at minecon in New Jersey your channel has grown alot good luck.

    • @InspectahReese
      @InspectahReese 2 года назад +10

      I pray to my moist lord every night

    • @matguimond92
      @matguimond92 2 года назад

      lmao Charlie looks like Jesus if he had a B12 deficiency

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 2 года назад +1

      Loooool

    • @NorthernGreenEyes
      @NorthernGreenEyes 2 года назад +6

      That's kinda sad

  • @feroxbigfoot1568
    @feroxbigfoot1568 5 месяцев назад +4

    Can you still turn water into wine?

    • @udontsubugay86
      @udontsubugay86 5 месяцев назад +1

      Imagine if his party trick in college was to turn water into wine

  • @thingsexplained4898
    @thingsexplained4898 2 месяца назад +2

    "Jesus might forgive you for your sins, but I won't"
    -Moist Jesus

  • @nairsheasterling9457
    @nairsheasterling9457 2 года назад +11254

    "He flipped over a table one time."
    Even, better, Charlie. He chased the people making money off temple-goers out of the temple in a hulk-induced fury. Fantastic shit.

    • @BiryuTheFox
      @BiryuTheFox 2 года назад +417

      He lashed them as well I believe. Sent their money clattering along the floor.

    • @nairsheasterling9457
      @nairsheasterling9457 2 года назад +247

      @@BiryuTheFox I think he used a whip, maybe, all Indiana Jones style? Could be wrong.

    • @BiryuTheFox
      @BiryuTheFox 2 года назад +133

      @@nairsheasterling9457 That sounds right. But odds are not a full length whip like we use on cattle or what have you.
      Jesus was tired of being nice and decided to go apeshit... but to be fair, those guys were using a temple to conduct business AND taking money from poor folks so... kinda deserved it.

    • @jfmg64
      @jfmg64 2 года назад +275

      "It is not a sin to fight for the right cause. There are those who words alone will not reach." - Android 16, DBZ

    • @leen9609
      @leen9609 2 года назад +41

      maybe ill convert to christianity 💗

  • @digisparkoldacc
    @digisparkoldacc 2 года назад +17160

    Charlie genuinely looks like Jesus if he was in some sort of blockbuster film

    • @sebastianong2754
      @sebastianong2754 2 года назад +330

      Jesus appeared in hunger games!

    • @jbreitz87
      @jbreitz87 Год назад +93

      Except Jesus was black.

    • @gamayun6102
      @gamayun6102 Год назад +69

      @@jbreitz87 Eh, no.

    • @broudogg
      @broudogg Год назад +100

      @@gamayun6102 eh, yeah

    • @CookieTheSmolFox
      @CookieTheSmolFox Год назад +180

      Jesus is back...
      ...and he's not cruci-fucking around!
      *The Bible 2*

  • @Dead_Roses6908
    @Dead_Roses6908 3 месяца назад +2

    every long haired guy i have met, if you have shoulder length hair + = jesus

  • @FireExoHunter
    @FireExoHunter 10 месяцев назад +5

    We getting out the testament with this one 🔥🔥🔥

  • @BAM_2444
    @BAM_2444 2 года назад +2220

    The second he said "hop into my van" i already agreed, he didn't even have to explain

  • @brianetie86
    @brianetie86 2 года назад +3095

    I can’t even fathom how Charlie doesn’t let stuff like this go to his head. His entire DNA is down to Earth.

    • @Aglaesia
      @Aglaesia 2 года назад +21

      @oky shut up dude

    • @TheMyNeooo
      @TheMyNeooo 2 года назад +14

      @oky u had a stroke?

    • @_sumina
      @_sumina 2 года назад +1

      Because nothing is real

    • @chrisrivera466
      @chrisrivera466 2 года назад +34

      That’s because Charlie humble asf

    • @dmytrogalan1005
      @dmytrogalan1005 2 года назад +15

      Just like Jesus...
      Edit:(I'm sorry for your comment section)

  • @wrath7646
    @wrath7646 5 дней назад +1

    In the wise words of Stilgar: the lesan al gaib is to humble to say he is the lesan al gaib. Even more reason to believe

  • @random.dane.
    @random.dane. 28 дней назад +1

    "jesus may forgive you for your sins, but i wont" goes pretty hard ngl

  • @starlightbrigade2789
    @starlightbrigade2789 2 года назад +1467

    "He flipped a table one time"
    that's an understatement..

    • @Dumbass717
      @Dumbass717 2 года назад +74

      *I MEAN HARDLY ANYONE REMEMBERS!*

    • @monetisationsign7809
      @monetisationsign7809 2 года назад +57

      The spam accounts are coming in threes!

    • @dorian4191
      @dorian4191 2 года назад +29

      @@Dumbass717 hey Charlie

    • @lorddog7249
      @lorddog7249 2 года назад +37

      Literally went on a rampage

    • @Dumbass717
      @Dumbass717 2 года назад +9

      @@dorian4191 hey man