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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @UserU
    @UserU 3 года назад +25635

    Charlie: I'm not actually Jesus Christ
    Facebook moms: That's exactly what Jesus would say

    • @Ealsante
      @Ealsante 3 года назад +800

      The true Messiah always denies his divinity!

    • @gmebusiness437
      @gmebusiness437 3 года назад +142

      @@Ealsante Great reference

    • @lisasetiawan3552
      @lisasetiawan3552 3 года назад +57

      @@Ealsante i was gonna say that lol

    • @LaysarOwO
      @LaysarOwO 3 года назад +231

      charlie: im not the messiah
      facebook: he's the messiah

    • @fax6821
      @fax6821 3 года назад +2

      Fax!!
      ruclips.net/video/EbGk_BXUQLI/видео.html . . .

  • @Azufumii
    @Azufumii 3 года назад +16461

    Facebook moms: *“PLEASE FORGIVE OUR SINS.”*
    Charlie: “sure, you guys are chill.”

    • @eugene9487
      @eugene9487 3 года назад +42

      742 likes 0 reply

    • @masterkent1
      @masterkent1 3 года назад +31

      One sub one prayer

    • @Kumalalaguyy
      @Kumalalaguyy 3 года назад +17

      @Angelina L 👇💋 bruh

    • @monkeyesman4384
      @monkeyesman4384 3 года назад +36

      These replies 💀

    • @Xendrick
      @Xendrick 3 года назад +93

      I'm a Catholic and I can 100% confirm Jesus would definitely say this

  • @bryn1063
    @bryn1063 3 года назад +12526

    Charlie: "I'm not actually jesus christ"
    His fans: "the hell you aren't."

  • @teazthunder5598
    @teazthunder5598 9 месяцев назад +1995

    "Jesus might forgive you for your sins, but I won't"
    That is legitimately one of the most threatening sentences I have ever heard, and it doesn't feel dangerous the way he says it.

    • @Gaspatim
      @Gaspatim 2 месяца назад +12

      Makes me think of like the quote / slogan of a french military group like a legion or whatever (i know nothing about the military and how these are called, divisions? Legions? Whatever) anyways they have the slogan "god forgives, we don't" and i mean hearing that from the military of the country that won both the most wars and battles in History, and has already conquered most of the world in it's History is kinda scary

    • @FLT-TaintTickler11
      @FLT-TaintTickler11 2 месяца назад +3

      mah GAWD im the 1K like!!!!!!!

    • @nessxsavior
      @nessxsavior 13 дней назад +1

      it’s in the same vein as “God has mercy, I don’t.”

  • @geomijul
    @geomijul 3 года назад +14993

    "I'm not actually Jesus Christ, but I'll still call her my friend." Probably the sweetest thing Charlie has ever said, it's genuinely cute.

    • @SprazzyGazoozle
      @SprazzyGazoozle 3 года назад +16

      @Gorbo I'm pretty sure Philip K. Dick wrote something about that.

    • @meurer13daniel
      @meurer13daniel 3 года назад +149

      I love when I'm watching a video while reading the comments, and then I see a comment quoting the exact sentence I'm listening in the moment.
      Shit is weird af. Happens all the time, wtf.

    • @Frosty_V3
      @Frosty_V3 3 года назад +2

      690 likes, nice

    • @philsharpe4315
      @philsharpe4315 3 года назад +3

      @@SprazzyGazoozle I'm Phillip the dick and I don't remember writing a book

    • @Truck-kun_01
      @Truck-kun_01 3 года назад +13

      honestly it's adorable

  • @donkeya3406
    @donkeya3406 3 года назад +22238

    Charlie: "I am NOT the messiah"
    Gertrude, beverly, Muriel: "HE IS THE MESIAH"

  • @PlanetSping
    @PlanetSping 3 года назад +16628

    Charlie: "I'm not the Messiah!"
    Facebook moms: "HE'S THE MESSIAH!!!"

  • @shermanpaul4654
    @shermanpaul4654 9 месяцев назад +557

    Jesus saw the Internet and cringed so hard he sent down one of his lookalike angels to fix it.

  • @raviel_0422
    @raviel_0422 3 года назад +12289

    Charlie calls the commenter cute and not make fun of them is what makes him kind and a good man.

    • @guineapigtalks
      @guineapigtalks 3 года назад +180

      They are grandma's!

    • @Philo.mystici
      @Philo.mystici 3 года назад +22

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl noo, I got Josh Rolled

    • @songgbirdd
      @songgbirdd 3 года назад +200

      clearly this makes him the real jesus

    • @Timmering
      @Timmering 3 года назад +96

      I mean, it is super adorable.

    • @hypnotoad28
      @hypnotoad28 3 года назад +12

      @@Philo.mystici Josh Roehl'd*

  • @mr.bisness7617
    @mr.bisness7617 3 года назад +2514

    “Jesus might forgive you for your sins, but i wont” is such a strong statement

    • @trugo_official
      @trugo_official 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/yjy5eXLyxdw/видео.html

    • @marieramos638
      @marieramos638 3 года назад +50

      Something Jesus would say at this day and age

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 3 года назад +30

      A based statement indeed.

    • @plazmatter
      @plazmatter 3 года назад

      Fnf

    • @flygawnebardoflight
      @flygawnebardoflight 3 года назад +8

      "I believe you, but my Tommy gun don't!"

  • @dr_skipwith
    @dr_skipwith 3 года назад +53869

    This camera quality makes you look like Jesus.

  • @WheelBarrowYT
    @WheelBarrowYT 7 месяцев назад +887

    My mom calls you the RUclips Jesus

    • @WaivexJCI
      @WaivexJCI 6 месяцев назад +15

      Lmao

    • @dodo-bot
      @dodo-bot 6 месяцев назад +44

      I mean, shes not wrong

  • @marvingeorge8856
    @marvingeorge8856 3 года назад +7087

    Charlie is like Superman, when he wears his glasses, he's just Charlie but when he's naked eyed with his signature holy shirt, somehow water turns to wine

    • @facobackup
      @facobackup 3 года назад +49

      tafuk are those comments

    • @neurosect1983
      @neurosect1983 3 года назад +47

      @@aaronrodgers166 true people call Charlie critikal, get outta here bot

    • @michael04__806
      @michael04__806 3 года назад

      yes

    • @marvingeorge8856
      @marvingeorge8856 3 года назад +32

      my lord, these bots strike any chance they get

    • @average__height8033
      @average__height8033 3 года назад +6

      With glasses he turns Intelligent, without glasses he becomes blind Jesus

  • @susu_jpg
    @susu_jpg 3 года назад +60966

    Charlie being modest again and saying he isn’t Jesus.

    • @DM-of7ys
      @DM-of7ys 3 года назад +777

      Classic Charlie

    • @BlingIsSpring
      @BlingIsSpring 3 года назад +76

      😳

    • @MikeAruba69
      @MikeAruba69 3 года назад +905

      Such a Jesus thing to say.

    • @Dmartinez117
      @Dmartinez117 3 года назад +51

      Hi Susu! Do you ever get compared to someone?
      Like Virgin Mary?

    • @majot511
      @majot511 3 года назад +29

      He still thinks he can convince us he isn't jesus

  • @DanielPinheiroo
    @DanielPinheiroo 3 года назад +46412

    wow, this jesus guy is really humble

    • @anonuser1279
      @anonuser1279 3 года назад +735

      As a Christian, I gotta say I love how he’s so respectful and sweet towards the elderly and Christians.
      I love how he’s respectful to everyone, it’s just so rare and it’s so wholesome how he’s so precious towards the elders lol.

    • @skatrahatriel42
      @skatrahatriel42 3 года назад +55

      KKKKKK VOCÊ AQUI

    • @cheeseman9072
      @cheeseman9072 3 года назад +66

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl some hidden talent keep it hidden

    • @sirdop5793
      @sirdop5793 3 года назад +64

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl
      That song made Jesus come to my house off the cross and punched my phone to stop the music then proceeded to go back there

    • @enzo_fruet_4542
      @enzo_fruet_4542 3 года назад +10

      Daniel nos comentários

  • @iateyourfather92
    @iateyourfather92 Год назад +6088

    You look like Jesus if he turned water into crack

    • @aworthy2780
      @aworthy2780 10 месяцев назад +372

      This is why I read the comments

    • @epiccoolhumanbeing
      @epiccoolhumanbeing 9 месяцев назад +138

      why is this so accurate tho

    • @adamxx3
      @adamxx3 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@epiccoolhumanbeingdon’t pretend you know what this skitzo meant

    • @epiccoolhumanbeing
      @epiccoolhumanbeing 9 месяцев назад +36

      @@adamxx3 Bro I do know but I don't know what ur saying

    • @Karanegros
      @Karanegros 9 месяцев назад +1

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @thejesuschrist
    @thejesuschrist 3 года назад +125628

    I think you're handsome

    • @bed7610
      @bed7610 3 года назад +748

      @UC7r7fCLmJmUB3GZzAKXO8ag he commented literally 1 minute ago lol

    • @kingnostalgia7911
      @kingnostalgia7911 3 года назад +7159

      @@bed7610 dude had a stroke typing his username ☠☠☠

    • @ochna000
      @ochna000 3 года назад +1050

      true

    • @moisavictoria
      @moisavictoria 3 года назад +3396

      Omg jesus hi even you had to confirm charlie is jesus

    • @jeremoo
      @jeremoo 3 года назад +312

      ok

  • @alexpuhringer7924
    @alexpuhringer7924 2 года назад +65466

    "Im not Jesus." Sounds like something Jesus would say.

    • @thomaswhitt145
      @thomaswhitt145 2 года назад +1801

      But Jesus would say he is Jesus or son of god that's why he was crucified

    • @Ellie-i7q-t5w
      @Ellie-i7q-t5w 2 года назад +1820

      @@thomaswhitt145 lesson learned

    • @janellecooper6160
      @janellecooper6160 2 года назад +684

      @@thomaswhitt145 what a chad

    • @existentialrookie5432
      @existentialrookie5432 2 года назад +390

      Say Jesus without the Je.... hmmm... 🤔🤔

    • @cbmobile1797
      @cbmobile1797 2 года назад +58

      666 likes lmao

  • @filipfromsuperteam9386
    @filipfromsuperteam9386 2 года назад +14162

    this feels like that one news outlet where a Filipino woman spent 4 years praying to a Buddha figure until one day a friend pointed out the figure was actually Shrek dressed as Buddha

    • @sassas1487
      @sassas1487 2 года назад +927

      hey they are both nice guys

    • @Kgopani3101
      @Kgopani3101 2 года назад +429

      Even better!!

    • @LU-37
      @LU-37 2 года назад +241

      I'm disappointed with the fact that you edited your comment for something but didn't correct your spelling of "Filipino"
      Edit: not offended or anything, just disappointed

    • @darkshepherd3126
      @darkshepherd3126 2 года назад +15

      Lol

    • @egghgh69
      @egghgh69 2 года назад +6

      its filipino friend-

  • @TheFrenchMan1223
    @TheFrenchMan1223 9 месяцев назад +186

    He may not be physical Jesus, but he’s RUclips’s jesus

    • @Alcarus06
      @Alcarus06 8 месяцев назад +8

      The moistsia

  • @bioboss8369
    @bioboss8369 3 года назад +10757

    Charlie: “I’m not the Messiah.”
    Facebook: “He’s the Messiah!”

    • @Slayer3752
      @Slayer3752 3 года назад +41

      paul and barnabas moment

    • @okay3667
      @okay3667 3 года назад +41

      The worst place to be a messiah

    • @TheStonedZone
      @TheStonedZone 3 года назад +102

      "That's something the Messiah would say!"

    • @Dark_Slayer3000
      @Dark_Slayer3000 2 года назад +17

      Please don't crucify this man

    • @benogilvie6770
      @benogilvie6770 2 года назад +30

      Monty Python.

  • @buttonmash2524
    @buttonmash2524 3 года назад +10612

    Fun fact: Jesus Christ was actually the first member of the Moistverse.

    • @simonesurana
      @simonesurana 3 года назад +241

      jesus is a penguinz0 stan account admin fosho

    • @TEJONPARK
      @TEJONPARK 3 года назад +21

      Lmaoooo

    • @barrothontherocks3325
      @barrothontherocks3325 3 года назад +95

      hey it's biblical moist cr1tikal and i'm in the middle of dying for your sins. yea baby that's what i've been waiting for woooooooo

    • @xiaowithaslimeonhishead6122
      @xiaowithaslimeonhishead6122 3 года назад +10

      I made this have 1k likes

    • @Golden_Pig64
      @Golden_Pig64 3 года назад +8

      Friggin love your ROBO_Head pfp

  • @ALSPEHEIR
    @ALSPEHEIR 3 года назад +5221

    Jesus came back, and he is a Twitch streamer.
    What a time to be alive.

  • @Tiggeez
    @Tiggeez 10 месяцев назад +573

    I’m a 65 yr old woman of faith. A: it’s true, Charlie looks like the “most often” depiction of Jesus. B: compared to the millions of disgusting and truly evil less than humans on RUclips, Charlie is wholesome C: I don’t find him offensive in the least, he is hilarious and always true to his word.Good show Charlie, thanks! Old bat sends ❤ (the old woman in me wants to trim your hair by an inch)

    • @TheAbsolutelyRealInsanity
      @TheAbsolutelyRealInsanity 8 месяцев назад +6

      cap

    • @rawmaw
      @rawmaw 8 месяцев назад +41

      very cute!

    • @FinallyIamAshark
      @FinallyIamAshark 7 месяцев назад +44

      ​@@TheAbsolutelyRealInsanityNah, go away roblox kid.

    • @TempoChannel5
      @TempoChannel5 7 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@TheAbsolutelyRealInsanitynah this is real, their account is older than you

    • @xaviorlubecke3043
      @xaviorlubecke3043 6 месяцев назад

      ​@whiteg0rilla yes, please save my generation also love jesus

  • @junior214223
    @junior214223 3 года назад +4698

    Congratulations Charlie, you've earned the rank of "Minion". This means that middle aged women will now be sharing images of you along with inspirational quotes

    • @ceoofcomedy3009
      @ceoofcomedy3009 3 года назад +118

      i'd pay to see that.

    • @t_ylr
      @t_ylr 3 года назад +57

      To be fair to Facebook moms I think they know it's not an actual photo of Jesus lmao

    • @lumini_i
      @lumini_i 3 года назад +119

      @@t_ylr you overestimate Facebook moms

    • @xujio
      @xujio 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FkXJPaFSfEk/видео.html is this good

    • @ceoofcomedy3009
      @ceoofcomedy3009 3 года назад +21

      @@xujio no

  • @Frozenjetty67
    @Frozenjetty67 3 года назад +37945

    This is a certified biblical classic

    • @clouds645
      @clouds645 3 года назад +1

      True
      ruclips.net/video/3o4C3d4sx7s/видео.html
      Very True!

    • @spandanganguli6903
      @spandanganguli6903 3 года назад +225

      Would say BE NOT AFRAID 11/10.

    • @litespead
      @litespead 3 года назад +251

      A sneak-peek for Bible 2

    • @auberginemanproductions1608
      @auberginemanproductions1608 3 года назад +63

      Does that mean that all of his friends in various videos are angels? Like, MrBeast is Gabriel or Raphael or something

    • @aliimam8820
      @aliimam8820 3 года назад +46

      Missed the opportunity to say 'This is a certified Judean classic."

  • @ESOdanny
    @ESOdanny 3 года назад +16431

    The next challenge is to print it out, frame it and see it goes unnoticed on your Nans mantelpiece for a year.

  • @CookiehsAndDreams
    @CookiehsAndDreams 8 месяцев назад +69

    I love how Charlie didn't choose to make fun of these people, and instead takes it as sweet and wholesome.

  • @goldenturtle5850
    @goldenturtle5850 2 года назад +10174

    Charlie: “Would you please listen to me, I’m not the messiah!”
    Everyone: “He is the messiah!”

    • @restlessspawns
      @restlessspawns Год назад

      KANKER MESSIAH

    • @JM_Tushe
      @JM_Tushe Год назад +84

      The Lord has spoken again!

    • @proxkei2266
      @proxkei2266 Год назад

      He is not the messiah. He is just a very naughty boy!

    • @briefgreg3347
      @briefgreg3347 Год назад +60

      Charlie is Jesus Christ
      Charlie is famous.
      Charlie is a famous Jesus Christ.

    • @NeroZenith
      @NeroZenith Год назад +49

      "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

  • @MangoPull
    @MangoPull 3 года назад +7256

    charlie could adverties his bathwater as holy water and the facebook moms would buy it

    • @saf365
      @saf365 3 года назад +66

      LMAOO

    • @broodlingg
      @broodlingg 3 года назад +26

      lmoa

    • @aprettydumbperson
      @aprettydumbperson 3 года назад +176

      @@broodlingg laughing my off ass?

    • @byziness4613
      @byziness4613 3 года назад +71

      This is how he puts Belle out of business

    • @Adam-tj3yx
      @Adam-tj3yx 3 года назад +9

      Oh my fucking god imagine...

  • @mrsleepykat7214
    @mrsleepykat7214 2 года назад +32689

    "Jesus may forgive you for your sins, but I won't" Best quote of 2021

    • @not_ghostic
      @not_ghostic 2 года назад +185

      I just was on that part XD

    • @leahdashes9421
      @leahdashes9421 2 года назад +133

      Mark 11:25. “And whenever you stand praying, forgive, if you have anything against anyone, so that your Father also who is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses.”

    • @casiopea12
      @casiopea12 2 года назад +19

      I exited the video and saw this as soon as he said it how does this always happen

    • @quasar9745
      @quasar9745 2 года назад +15

      I wouldn't either

    • @theblaze2294
      @theblaze2294 2 года назад +13

      so jesus wont

  • @Hapeey
    @Hapeey Год назад +786

    As a Christian, this is actually kind of funny. From all the movies about Jesus i've seen, Charlie would probably be a good character. I mean he DOES look like him in the movies.

    • @VtuberCl1ps
      @VtuberCl1ps 9 месяцев назад +22

      Fellow Christian ayo

    • @EnderMarksman
      @EnderMarksman 8 месяцев назад +13

      The voice is the problem if he ended up in a Bible series as Jesus, But I would still watch it

    • @Lily-uv3gf
      @Lily-uv3gf 7 месяцев назад

      um no lmaoo u Christians r so misinformed even about ur own silly religion

    • @FinallyIamAshark
      @FinallyIamAshark 7 месяцев назад +8

      And he speaks softly, screams of a great leader. Though I can also imagine him shouting well if he had the will for it.

    • @FinallyIamAshark
      @FinallyIamAshark 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@EnderMarksmanNah, it would make it more believable.

  • @artiejj
    @artiejj 3 года назад +6345

    "jesus might forgive you for your sins, but I wont"
    stop contradicting yourself charlie

  • @keeperofthehammer6795
    @keeperofthehammer6795 3 года назад +6304

    I like how he tries to deny that he's Jesus, then halfway through he lets us know he's doing a pepper eating challenge for charity. Literally dying for our sins all over again. Thank you Jesus.

  • @solus8685
    @solus8685 2 года назад +5258

    6:14 Charlie saying "it is so cute" like that just cured my depression and added a whole 5 years to my lifespan

    • @emilypagan6714
      @emilypagan6714 2 года назад +64

      Only 5 years?

    • @zomb1eez
      @zomb1eez 2 года назад +74

      idk why that made my heart melt

    • @novicejaguar3339
      @novicejaguar3339 2 года назад +60

      If he says it 20 more times, you will live a long time

    • @FriesAndThePurgatoryDwellers
      @FriesAndThePurgatoryDwellers 2 года назад +5

      wait so you only have 5 years left to live?

    • @idkwhoiam1012
      @idkwhoiam1012 2 года назад +22

      I was looking for this comment his smile is so wholesome 😭

  • @Chill_Calvinist_guy
    @Chill_Calvinist_guy 16 дней назад +20

    0:21 add this to the out of context comp

  • @BAM_2444
    @BAM_2444 3 года назад +2252

    The second he said "hop into my van" i already agreed, he didn't even have to explain

  • @lucianoarebalo41
    @lucianoarebalo41 2 года назад +4794

    “Wait a minute This isn’t Jesus, this is the hot hunger games actor!”

    • @the-bman
      @the-bman 2 года назад +54

      💀

    • @dougman1067
      @dougman1067 2 года назад +48

      HOLY SHIT YOUR SMART

    • @rinyeongi6322
      @rinyeongi6322 2 года назад +34

      Damn, he's hot af 😳😳😳

    • @burger1979
      @burger1979 2 года назад +3

      @@dougman1067 no he isn’t dummy

    • @burger1979
      @burger1979 2 года назад +3

      @@rinyeongi6322 wheres your proof?

  • @bruvie_editz
    @bruvie_editz Год назад +18575

    Ever notice that Jesus and Charlie are never seen together?

    • @farhat7126
      @farhat7126 Год назад +568

      No way

    • @Messier42-handle
      @Messier42-handle Год назад +313

      thats probably because jesus is dead
      i know its a joke

    • @RedBoko2017
      @RedBoko2017 Год назад +384

      woah dude this is conclusive evidence! Worship our lord and saviour Penguinz0

    • @Glu55y
      @Glu55y Год назад +171

      He's on to something 🤔🤔🤔

    • @murtad123
      @murtad123 Год назад +177

      coincidence ?
      I think NOT

  • @noooiisloth
    @noooiisloth 10 месяцев назад +80

    0:35 yeah the flipping the table was for sure his peak no question ong

    • @PeppermintPaul
      @PeppermintPaul 3 месяца назад +1

      Nah bruh the ultimate sacrifice was peak lore

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 3 года назад +2240

    "I'm not actually Jesus Christ" that's what all Jesus Christs say.

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 3 года назад +7328

    Charlie: I'm not Jesus.
    Also Charlie: *Runs a charity stream where he sacrifices himself to help people with incurable diseases.

    • @TFisGravity
      @TFisGravity 3 года назад +111

      Very underrated.

    • @sotb367
      @sotb367 3 года назад +48

      he is curing lazarus

    • @zawardo2229
      @zawardo2229 3 года назад +36

      Exactly. He's not Jesus He's better than Jesus

    • @Tagerrun
      @Tagerrun 3 года назад +120

      @@zawardo2229 super Jesus perhaps? The one we needed to battle the super devil?

    • @cusimeon4195
      @cusimeon4195 3 года назад +23

      Charlie: im not the messiah
      Everyone:hes the messiah

  • @icommentonvideos5911
    @icommentonvideos5911 2 года назад +3219

    “You could make a religion out of this”
    -Bill Wurtz

    • @MontySlython
      @MontySlython 2 года назад +112

      "No, don't"
      -Bill Wurtz

    • @markjustmark7599
      @markjustmark7599 2 года назад +77

      "Christianise all the Christians"
      - Bill Wurtz, History of the entire world I guess

    • @carpetcarpet1
      @carpetcarpet1 2 года назад +11

      on god bru
      no pun intended💀💀

    • @achairwithinternetaccess996
      @achairwithinternetaccess996 2 года назад +29

      ​@@MontySlython
      "no no, let them do that"
      -Bill Wurtz

    • @RorbotRobot
      @RorbotRobot 2 года назад +18

      "The Earth Is A Deadly Laser" -Bill Wurtz

  • @prod3kero
    @prod3kero Год назад +62

    Jokes aside, I feel bad for the woman who said she never had a father.

  • @jhelp_the_fig
    @jhelp_the_fig 3 года назад +4139

    “I’m not Jesus” Sounds like something Jesus would say

    • @tristanperciful6609
      @tristanperciful6609 3 года назад +39

      A more Jesus hing to say would be "hey I'm the son of God and if you don't believe me it's your problem and I'm sorry for you"

    • @marcus5202
      @marcus5202 3 года назад +2

      Disagree

    • @intrynsic
      @intrynsic 3 года назад +3

      No

    • @i_likemen5614
      @i_likemen5614 3 года назад +5

      not rlly

    • @stonecoldsteveaustin9353
      @stonecoldsteveaustin9353 3 года назад

      ikr he'd have to deny it just to get all those church groupies off his jock for 5 seconds

  • @SonnikkuGamer6969
    @SonnikkuGamer6969 3 года назад +10903

    everybody gangsta till Charlie gets his memory back and finds out he is actually Jesus
    (Edit: This comments was made by a Muslim)

    • @CommissarChaotic
      @CommissarChaotic 3 года назад +292

      wait... he said in that one video that the other Critikals were his brothers separated from birth... And everyone is supposed to be God's children... Charlie is Jesus confirmed.

    • @kikoasnowz
      @kikoasnowz 3 года назад +63

      aw shit we bout to stop gangsta soon den

    • @bush_kit
      @bush_kit 3 года назад +59

      Let's throw a pigeon at him, that'll bring his memory back

    • @jokertm6889
      @jokertm6889 2 года назад +17

      And he grow 6 feet tall legs

    • @Rou...
      @Rou... 2 года назад +3

      Alzheimers

  • @nairsheasterling9457
    @nairsheasterling9457 3 года назад +11268

    "He flipped over a table one time."
    Even, better, Charlie. He chased the people making money off temple-goers out of the temple in a hulk-induced fury. Fantastic shit.

    • @BiryuTheFox
      @BiryuTheFox 3 года назад +419

      He lashed them as well I believe. Sent their money clattering along the floor.

    • @nairsheasterling9457
      @nairsheasterling9457 3 года назад +249

      @@BiryuTheFox I think he used a whip, maybe, all Indiana Jones style? Could be wrong.

    • @BiryuTheFox
      @BiryuTheFox 3 года назад +133

      @@nairsheasterling9457 That sounds right. But odds are not a full length whip like we use on cattle or what have you.
      Jesus was tired of being nice and decided to go apeshit... but to be fair, those guys were using a temple to conduct business AND taking money from poor folks so... kinda deserved it.

    • @jfmg64
      @jfmg64 3 года назад +276

      "It is not a sin to fight for the right cause. There are those who words alone will not reach." - Android 16, DBZ

    • @leen9609
      @leen9609 3 года назад +41

      maybe ill convert to christianity 💗

  • @Themostunreal
    @Themostunreal 6 месяцев назад +25

    Bro is undercover and thought we wouldn't notice

  • @static1912
    @static1912 3 года назад +1722

    “Guys please, I’m not Jesus Christ, son of God.”
    Sounds like a very Jesus thing to say

    • @Aarnyx
      @Aarnyx 3 года назад +2

      copied comment smh ;-;

    • @shupasopni
      @shupasopni 3 года назад +23

      @@Aarnyx Literally everyone in this comment section has used this joke though.

    • @static1912
      @static1912 3 года назад +2

      @@Aarnyx it really wasn’t. But if you don’t like it, you don’t have to interact with it.

    • @gl1tched_g2m3er2
      @gl1tched_g2m3er2 3 года назад

      @@Aarnyx cry about it XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

    • @burntgrahamcracker2866
      @burntgrahamcracker2866 3 года назад +2

      “Fine I am Jesus then”
      See he admits it!

  • @starlightbrigade2789
    @starlightbrigade2789 3 года назад +1524

    "He flipped a table one time"
    that's an understatement..

    • @Dumbass717
      @Dumbass717 3 года назад +75

      *I MEAN HARDLY ANYONE REMEMBERS!*

    • @monetisationsign7809
      @monetisationsign7809 3 года назад +56

      The spam accounts are coming in threes!

    • @dorian4191
      @dorian4191 3 года назад +29

      @@Dumbass717 hey Charlie

    • @lorddog7249
      @lorddog7249 3 года назад +39

      Literally went on a rampage

    • @Dumbass717
      @Dumbass717 3 года назад +9

      @@dorian4191 hey man

  • @michaelchef
    @michaelchef 2 года назад +11560

    "If he wasn't the son of God, he would have fucked"
    Top tier Charlie quote

    • @codenameloser8488
      @codenameloser8488 2 года назад +129

      Too bad sex is unholy in terms of the church 😞

    • @firecraft1324
      @firecraft1324 2 года назад

      @@codenameloser8488 So the church wants humans to go extinct?

    • @codenameloser8488
      @codenameloser8488 2 года назад +24

      @@firecraft1324 idk how human anatomy works so can’t confirm

    • @firecraft1324
      @firecraft1324 2 года назад +67

      @@codenameloser8488 You don't know how babies are made?

    • @Just_Reading_Comments
      @Just_Reading_Comments 2 года назад +163

      @CodenameLoser sex is not unholy even in terms of the Church, it’s supposed to be sacred but not unholy

  • @ICharlyl
    @ICharlyl Год назад +2429

    I always say "Amen" when you upload

    • @hoothoot9770
      @hoothoot9770 6 месяцев назад +13

      Xd

    • @kabeeeeeee
      @kabeeeeeee 5 месяцев назад +12

      a man and a woman

    • @shuaibkamedien2203
      @shuaibkamedien2203 4 месяца назад +2

      😂

    • @suKI_tanukiz
      @suKI_tanukiz 4 месяца назад +4

      off topic but I have the power to change this comment to 1.K to 1.1K ‼️

    • @Saadiscool-qp5gh
      @Saadiscool-qp5gh 2 месяца назад

      ​@@suKI_tanukizAbsolutely no one fucking cares about that

  • @digisparkoldacc
    @digisparkoldacc 2 года назад +17135

    Charlie genuinely looks like Jesus if he was in some sort of blockbuster film

    • @sebastianong2754
      @sebastianong2754 2 года назад +327

      Jesus appeared in hunger games!

    • @jbreitz87
      @jbreitz87 2 года назад +93

      Except Jesus was black.

    • @gamayun6102
      @gamayun6102 2 года назад +69

      @@jbreitz87 Eh, no.

    • @broudogg
      @broudogg 2 года назад +101

      @@gamayun6102 eh, yeah

    • @CookieTheSmolFox
      @CookieTheSmolFox 2 года назад +181

      Jesus is back...
      ...and he's not cruci-fucking around!
      *The Bible 2*

  • @jemmerl
    @jemmerl 3 года назад +1719

    The fact that he said the situation was "adorable" instead of some variant of "cringe" shows what kind of a person Charlie is. Kindness comes in many forms; we love our long-haired 2nd coming!

    • @yuzurubrijer4556
      @yuzurubrijer4556 3 года назад +109

      Because it is adorable. They are just a bunch of moms/grandmas being wholesome, positive moms/grandmas. They don't cause any slight inconvenience to anyone, why would anyone call it out as cringe?

    • @jemmerl
      @jemmerl 3 года назад +51

      @@yuzurubrijer4556 Because there are a lot of not so kind people out there, especially those who like the jump on the "blindly hate old ppl and religion" train.

    • @youwantmyname9208
      @youwantmyname9208 3 года назад +23

      @@jemmerl yeah bruh, I don't get the point to argue over religion. Let them believe what they believe, even Albert Einstein himself have a religion

    • @5omebody
      @5omebody 3 года назад

      ... i mean i don't see how this can be considered cringe in any way so i don't quite get what point you're trying to make here. the way i see it, it'd either be:
      - adorable (or something like that), or
      - it wouldn't be interesting enough to post at all
      (i mean... it's facebook what's the worst that happens there)

    • @Somespideronline
      @Somespideronline 3 года назад +6

      @@5omebody oh believe me, some (disrespectful) people can consider this cringe

  • @lazerstudios9982
    @lazerstudios9982 3 года назад +22627

    As a Christian, I find this hilarious how most people can be so easily deceived, it reminds me of that time an elderly woman was praying to a mural of Keanu Reeves thinking it's Jesus

    • @glitchzop2995
      @glitchzop2995 3 года назад +392

      What?

    • @KingIrahaj
      @KingIrahaj 3 года назад +1519

      That's actually kinda funny. But I understand what you're saying.

    • @pinkneko13
      @pinkneko13 3 года назад +1431

      I liked the one where she was praying to young Obi Wan Kenobi

    • @sero.toniii
      @sero.toniii 3 года назад +421

      LMAO THEY DID WHAT

    • @Fahad-gf1wx
      @Fahad-gf1wx 3 года назад +337

      This is why idol worship is haram

  • @Burgertimee
    @Burgertimee 11 месяцев назад +20

    Charlie: “I am not the messiah”
    Facebook Moms: “He is the messiah”

  • @kierano7698
    @kierano7698 3 года назад +17486

    Jesus: "Guys I swear I'm the son of God!"
    No one believed him.
    Charlie: "Guys I swear I'm not Jesus!"
    Hm yes. He is Jesus.

    • @trugo_official
      @trugo_official 3 года назад +8

      ruclips.net/video/yjy5eXLyxdw/видео.html

    • @TheDracoStar
      @TheDracoStar 3 года назад +512

      This reminds me of Month Python for some reason

    • @ns8158
      @ns8158 3 года назад +185

      "He IS the Messiah!"

    • @secretboy81
      @secretboy81 3 года назад +22

      jesus never said he was the son of god

    • @Synocra
      @Synocra 3 года назад +16

      Except he never said that

  • @nalluvsuxoxo
    @nalluvsuxoxo 3 года назад +9924

    Charlie is the equivalent of a gentle giant. He looks like a giga-chad testosterone monster of a human but he's really liking how everyone calls him Jesus and is okay with it and thinks it's adorable.

    • @VitruvianSkeleton
      @VitruvianSkeleton 2 года назад +889

      Mans is 5'6 if anything he's a gentle midget

    • @mislerie
      @mislerie 2 года назад +408

      @@VitruvianSkeleton Violation 💀

    • @pewnews806
      @pewnews806 2 года назад +140

      @@VitruvianSkeleton godamn

    • @LordDeathAku
      @LordDeathAku 2 года назад +217

      @@VitruvianSkeleton EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 💀

    • @alicedonatsuki4041
      @alicedonatsuki4041 2 года назад +135

      @@VitruvianSkeleton LMAO WHY YOU GOTTA DO HIM LIKE THAT XD

  • @jiro110
    @jiro110 3 года назад +2640

    Plot Twist: They're all actually fans of Charlie and just went along with the joke.
    Edit: How the fuck this comment get this many likes?

  • @roseyfirequeen314
    @roseyfirequeen314 9 месяцев назад +26

    I love being apart of this community

  • @-ver6459
    @-ver6459 2 года назад +36277

    Charlie: "I'm not Jesus."
    Also Charlie: *proceeds to announce a charity stream

    • @darkcorestudies6038
      @darkcorestudies6038 2 года назад +1197

      Charlie: “I’m not Jesus… BUT”.

    • @ArjunTheRageGuy
      @ArjunTheRageGuy 2 года назад +699

      He may not be Jesus, but he does things that are positive like Jesus would do, like that charity stream. Dunno about something like critikal turning water into wine tho lol.

    • @esthermontoya5399
      @esthermontoya5399 2 года назад +335

      @@ArjunTheRageGuy even better, turning bread into fleshlights

    • @BlazeTrail1269
      @BlazeTrail1269 2 года назад +132

      @@esthermontoya5399 turning cake into the moby huge

    • @anonymousobserver6508
      @anonymousobserver6508 2 года назад +41

      @@darkcorestudies6038 I said this while tapping on the comments and saw yours, died seconds later

  • @anb1142
    @anb1142 3 года назад +2653

    As much as I like monotone dry humor, it's a gift to see Charlie really happy and filled with emotion

  • @KL-xr4oz
    @KL-xr4oz 3 года назад +1917

    Charlie must have a sweet old Christian lady in his life he's thinking of, because he talks about these women like they're all his long-lost grandmas.

    • @Nox_Desiree
      @Nox_Desiree 3 года назад +92

      Must have a devout Christian grandmother or mother by the sounds of it

    • @ovo1984
      @ovo1984 3 года назад +83

      Yes im sure he has/had someone in his life that means alot and the comments may have reminded him of her. This is a pretty genuinely good guy after all lol

    • @zex992001
      @zex992001 3 года назад

      Don't like this comment anymore, it's on 420.

    • @Pincsi01
      @Pincsi01 3 года назад +3

      I can only think of the christian grandma who got fired up and started trying to beat their grandkid for being gay

    • @shupasopni
      @shupasopni 3 года назад +7

      @@Pincsi01 Yeah he's probs got a totally different relation to them then me or you since he grew up Christian with what seems like a good family. His dad (who shows up in some vids) seems pretty cool at least.

  • @fyka2902
    @fyka2902 9 месяцев назад +14

    "When will he return?... What if I told you he never left."

  • @brianetie86
    @brianetie86 3 года назад +3105

    I can’t even fathom how Charlie doesn’t let stuff like this go to his head. His entire DNA is down to Earth.

    • @Aglaesia
      @Aglaesia 3 года назад +21

      @oky shut up dude

    • @TheMyNeooo
      @TheMyNeooo 3 года назад +14

      @oky u had a stroke?

    • @_sumina
      @_sumina 3 года назад +1

      Because nothing is real

    • @chrisrivera466
      @chrisrivera466 3 года назад +34

      That’s because Charlie humble asf

    • @dmytrogalan1005
      @dmytrogalan1005 3 года назад +15

      Just like Jesus...
      Edit:(I'm sorry for your comment section)

  • @BrentTV
    @BrentTV 3 года назад +2179

    They thought right.

    • @aaronrodgers166
      @aaronrodgers166 3 года назад +1

      I JUST FED A PAIR OF GLASSES TO AN ANT COLONY IN MY VIDEO. THEY GOT EATEN LMAO
      CRY YOU BLIND SNOWFLAKES! ❄️❄️ 🤡🤣

    • @carlenscharles2903
      @carlenscharles2903 3 года назад +2

      URINE GANG 4 LIFEE!!!!!!

    • @seekpenance
      @seekpenance 3 года назад +11

      bro didn’t even watch the video and comments on the title knowing he’ll get over 1k like’s anyway smfh

    • @alonetraveler5391
      @alonetraveler5391 3 года назад +3

      @@aaronrodgers166 is this supposed to be offensive to me or what

    • @mariopalmer3649
      @mariopalmer3649 3 года назад

      bro didn't even watch the video and comments on the title knowing he'll get over 1k like's anyway smfh

  • @GoldenNinja50
    @GoldenNinja50 3 года назад +6129

    Sometimes I confuse Charlie with Jesus so I can't blame them

    • @bigdog4166
      @bigdog4166 3 года назад +11

      Hey man I saw you at minecon in New Jersey your channel has grown alot good luck.

    • @InspectahReese
      @InspectahReese 3 года назад +10

      I pray to my moist lord every night

    • @matguimond92
      @matguimond92 3 года назад

      lmao Charlie looks like Jesus if he had a B12 deficiency

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 3 года назад +1

      Loooool

    • @atmywhitson
      @atmywhitson 3 года назад +6

      That's kinda sad

  • @JustARandomPersonLol69420
    @JustARandomPersonLol69420 Год назад +13

    3:58 “I’m not actually Jesus Christ but I’ll still call her my friend.”
    This is why I love Charlie

  • @letsjustrelax0
    @letsjustrelax0 3 года назад +1444

    Charlie saying the words “Cute” and “Adorable” just makes this situation even more wholesome

    • @larsheen
      @larsheen 3 года назад +16

      true i feel butterflies in my stomach

    • @he4787
      @he4787 3 года назад +1

      epic

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/bpGDJF8Py9I/видео.html. ..

    • @Sid_Kill
      @Sid_Kill 3 года назад +2

      @@larsheen that might be the tacos you ate earlier

    • @scr3am273
      @scr3am273 3 года назад

      @@larsheen ok?

  • @RubyMay
    @RubyMay 3 года назад +2254

    Titles like this from any other RUclipsr would be clickbait but not Charlie

  • @lunarvclipse2931
    @lunarvclipse2931 3 года назад +298

    its so refreshing to hear charlie call the situation adorable or wholesome instead of cringe or making fun of those women. makes me really happy for some reason

  • @diobrando4938
    @diobrando4938 6 месяцев назад +11

    "Jesus might forgive your sins...but I won't."

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok 3 года назад +3098

    Finally, Facebook moms are right about something

    • @kartikreddy4102
      @kartikreddy4102 3 года назад

      Ok

    • @maxgoldstein6309
      @maxgoldstein6309 3 года назад +20

      It is the first time.. probably won't keep the streak going tho 😂

    • @sicthemutt
      @sicthemutt 3 года назад

      No

    • @sueheheheh6398
      @sueheheheh6398 3 года назад +5

      sooner or later they’ll start saying that the minions are the co founders of Facebook

    • @_crimsonwxnter
      @_crimsonwxnter 3 года назад

      @@kartikreddy4102 no

  • @calimantis
    @calimantis 3 года назад +1093

    It says a lot about a person's integrity when they have every opportunity to belittle someone and their ideology handed to them on a silver platter, and instead decide to make it a positive and uplifting experience, regardless of what their own ideology might be. Absolute megachad

    • @queerlibtardhippie9357
      @queerlibtardhippie9357 3 года назад +5

      You guys will be really surprised when you see a black and a white getting along

    • @stigma2182
      @stigma2182 3 года назад +84

      @@queerlibtardhippie9357 what is that even supposed to mean

    • @Account-qe1hg
      @Account-qe1hg 3 года назад +24

      @@stigma2182 I think THEYRE saying that its not that complicated or hard to do the right thing, and not be an A hole

    • @LovelyAngel.
      @LovelyAngel. 3 года назад +9

      @@Account-qe1hg to me in this particular topic it would be very hard... I live in a country where the government is occupied by Vatican and is doing anything in their power to destroy me for being a woman. I leave my house everyday and hear Christians saying how women should have no rights and we're sinful for just existing. Then I see how they approve a new law that prevents doctors from helping women at hospitals if their pregnancies are a threat to their life - one woman already died because of it last month, another one is on her way to die and I see Christians celebrating that all over the social media. There were sane people (mostly women) protesting and a counter protest was "men fighting for virgin Mary" with men marching with a picture of their imaginary woman anime protagonist bs and shouting that they're going to "protect her at any cost" completely blind that they're telling actual real women standing in front of them to die. And what's especially gross is that the picture they praise looks like a beautiful white Hollywood actress - when you look at it from a third person perspective, it clearly looks like they fap to that virgin Mary. And all I see in this video is a opposite-sex version of that - Christian women comment 'I love Jesus!' only if the Jesus on the picture is attractive. That makes me sick to my stomach and it's very hard for me to give any respect to Christians. And I don't believe in 'good Christian' and 'bad Christian' narrative - it's a faux, I have never seen a Christian protecting people from other Christians, you're either one of them and you're an evil person or not.

    • @bilbloblep6769
      @bilbloblep6769 3 года назад +7

      @@LovelyAngel. we have the same situation here in the middle East, although it's much much more engraved and internalised than the people themselves could realise, women here are denied many freedoms and no one seems to see it as prejudice, but its deemed "normal", and any woman who decides to speak up is considered to be a whore that belongs in hell, it's truly saddening and frustrating to me as an activist, and I won't say its because of religion but the people surely make it seem like it.

  • @malachaicrosby1557
    @malachaicrosby1557 3 года назад +2847

    "he was pretty cool... He flipped over a table one time" that's totally what Jesus is known for 🤣🤣🤣

    • @christophealexander3262
      @christophealexander3262 3 года назад +82

      Its justifiable i meant if you turn a place of worship to a market..

    • @axderwraith1486
      @axderwraith1486 3 года назад +120

      @@christophealexander3262 I mean, even as an atheist, yeah, that's kinda fucked up! Turning most things into a market is kind of disrespectful, let alone a place of worship where people go to try to "relax" (I can't think of the right term, but I hope my point is gotten)

    • @epicMcoy10
      @epicMcoy10 3 года назад +58

      @@axderwraith1486 yeah man another way to see it is like if some dudes just barged into your house and started selling their stuff and your stuff and you're just trying to relax at home

    • @axderwraith1486
      @axderwraith1486 3 года назад +24

      @@epicMcoy10 yeah, good way to put it.

    • @RayramAureanBlue
      @RayramAureanBlue 3 года назад +39

      @@christophealexander3262 Yeah, I'm not religious, but when I read about that as a kid it really humanised him in a hilarious way for me. I thought, "Hey even the son of God gets a little upset when people do the wrong thing and start flipping tables, how relatable."

  • @Ocro555
    @Ocro555 7 месяцев назад +5

    I thought this video was gonna be Facebook Moms seeing Charlie and go "yo that's Jesus reincarnated he looks just like Jesus and he's a RUclipsr under the name of Charlie"

  • @JavierGarcia-ie4iv
    @JavierGarcia-ie4iv 3 года назад +1256

    Plot Twist: He doesn’t wear the same shirt every video. He does all his videos in one take and post them separately

    • @zawardo2229
      @zawardo2229 3 года назад +50

      He actually has just 50 of those same shirts

    • @basilmybeloved7170
      @basilmybeloved7170 3 года назад +13

      @@zawardo2229 its a joke

    • @TheRealHerbaSchmurba
      @TheRealHerbaSchmurba 3 года назад +45

      @@zawardo2229 hes a cartoon character

    • @kashmirwillwin3124
      @kashmirwillwin3124 3 года назад +42

      he took one loooong video when he started the channel and has been snipping and uploading ever since

    • @shupasopni
      @shupasopni 3 года назад +9

      @@kashmirwillwin3124 Ah, I see he's a prophet. Makes sense. He is the son of god.

  • @Cstephanie1746t
    @Cstephanie1746t 3 года назад +640

    I was not expecting this to be so hilariously adorable

    • @cyntdestroyer69xd
      @cyntdestroyer69xd 3 года назад +4

      Reply section of this comment called, asked to return the quality of replies here. I refused

    • @xujio
      @xujio 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FkXJPaFSfEk/видео.html is this good

  • @banchan7546
    @banchan7546 3 года назад +962

    I love how genuinely happy Charlie is to make others happy even if it wasn’t intentional

    • @qumi369
      @qumi369 3 года назад +22

      Yeah it was super cute. Its nice to see Charlie be the funny monotone man, but its great to see him very happy now. The comments are also super adorable

    • @xujio
      @xujio 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FkXJPaFSfEk/видео.html is this good

    • @eldritchkitty2396
      @eldritchkitty2396 3 года назад

      These bots are so annoying!

  • @BenPrysny
    @BenPrysny Год назад +17

    2:44 oh no, I hope I’m not late

  • @Nouncee
    @Nouncee 2 года назад +4292

    Moist is such a good actor he convinced thousands he was Jesus with a picture alone

  • @marygraber7096
    @marygraber7096 3 года назад +3898

    Gotta say, as someone who has grown up religious and surrounded by these kind of women, I’m really glad to see Charlie call it adorable and wholesome instead of just outright making fun of them. That in itself I found pure

    • @MilkBags69
      @MilkBags69 3 года назад +77

      I love people like you

    • @fancyguyfromsweden
      @fancyguyfromsweden 3 года назад +140

      @@MilkBags69 Damn, catwoman with massive bazongas!!

    • @LKonstantina915
      @LKonstantina915 3 года назад +55

      some of them are just ordinary mom users, posting GOOD MORNINGGGG posts and minion memes. Not all of them are karens although there are a lot of them... edit: A lot of christian moms on fb are karens like it or not because they are being fanatic which is not good. Nothing to do with christianity. Its like saying a large portion of black people are poor because of third world africa countries.

    • @fancyguyfromsweden
      @fancyguyfromsweden 3 года назад +73

      @@LKonstantina915 bruh..imagine Minions with huge badonkies...haha....

    • @fancyguyfromsweden
      @fancyguyfromsweden 3 года назад +47

      I don't even know who i truly am anymore

  • @mr.doppelganger4716
    @mr.doppelganger4716 3 года назад +3938

    Charlie: "i'm not the messiah"
    Me: "oh"
    Charlie: "i'm also doing a charity stream.."
    Me: "HE IS THE MESSIAH!!!"

  • @chargyplays
    @chargyplays Год назад +6

    To that one Facebook commenter saying that Jesus didn't have long hair: You're wrong

  • @hypertensiontwist6953
    @hypertensiontwist6953 2 года назад +1855

    I like to imagine Jesus sounded like Charlie. "Go gargle smegma Judas."

  • @bubblebeampiplup8132
    @bubblebeampiplup8132 3 года назад +1459

    I don’t know why, but seeing Charlie smiling at this is pretty wholesome to me.

    • @trugo_official
      @trugo_official 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/yjy5eXLyxdw/видео.html

    • @francescapalmieri5869
      @francescapalmieri5869 3 года назад +7

      Unrelated, but it's good to see a fellow Knoll enjoyer

    • @bubblebeampiplup8132
      @bubblebeampiplup8132 3 года назад +4

      @@francescapalmieri5869 Nice to meet you as well, fellow Knoll fan!

    • @fleetwoodcheese
      @fleetwoodcheese 3 года назад +2

      me when knoll from sacred stones

    • @vecvecvec
      @vecvecvec 3 года назад +2

      hello knoll fire emblem

  • @depo3343
    @depo3343 3 года назад +2728

    Charlie Is truly Being elevated in life.

    • @bean6340
      @bean6340 3 года назад +3

      he is jesus prove me wrong

    • @Class422
      @Class422 3 года назад

      @oky oh shit

    • @red__guy
      @red__guy 3 года назад

      I prefer the word ascended to describe Charlie

    • @YourLocalAverageSquidMan
      @YourLocalAverageSquidMan 3 года назад

      Yep

    • @beeza
      @beeza 3 года назад

      Remove the “being” from this comment

  • @misamisa-oq4nu
    @misamisa-oq4nu День назад +1

    My dad has seen that tweet before... He said something along the lines of ''I LOVE YOU JESUS!''

  • @MiniTStark
    @MiniTStark 3 года назад +6857

    Charlie is so respectful. He didn’t even drop a single insult to Christianity or Christians

    • @nymvlt
      @nymvlt 3 года назад +784

      Because there's no reason to. Christianity itself is fine, the misuse of it isn't. There's nothing wrong with what these people are doing on FB

    • @scienceteam9254
      @scienceteam9254 3 года назад +776

      Why would Jesus insult his own followers?

    • @Simon-eu2hz
      @Simon-eu2hz 3 года назад +81

      @@ButtChugDoug66I don't make fun but some beliefs.. like Islam....a religion that deserves to be ridiculed, if you know about islam then you'll know why, if you don't you should learn, david Wood is a good place to start.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 года назад +342

      @@ButtChugDoug66 Redditors: Allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @ButtChugDoug66
      @ButtChugDoug66 3 года назад +24

      @@Simon-eu2hz people are easily manipulated but their ain't nothin nobody can do about it really

  • @TheDudebot90
    @TheDudebot90 2 года назад +10991

    Jesus walked on water, raised someone from the dead, turned water into wine, calmed a storm with his voice.
    Charlie: "He seemed cool. He flipped a table once."

    • @danielleayala2171
      @danielleayala2171 2 года назад +157

      LMAO

    • @nintendoman8915
      @nintendoman8915 2 года назад +101

      Did Jesus actually do any of those things. Because there is no proof that he did or am I wrong?

    • @nintendoman8915
      @nintendoman8915 2 года назад +26

      @@FancyFace-CMZ oh ok

    • @dumbpinkthing
      @dumbpinkthing 2 года назад +178

      @@nintendoman8915 theres no proof cause those things arent physically possible

    • @SoonerPerfected
      @SoonerPerfected 2 года назад +346

      @@dumbpinkthingThat’s the whole point of doing them in the first place

  • @sapphinese
    @sapphinese 3 года назад +2857

    I can’t speak for Jesus, but I don’t think he’d be offended by this tbh. He’d probably just think it’s as sweet and funny as you do.

    • @captainnachos2233
      @captainnachos2233 3 года назад +176

      Yeah I’d say so too. I’ll ask him in a couple of years

    • @JGSM_JuvenileGeryon
      @JGSM_JuvenileGeryon 3 года назад +41

      @@captainnachos2233 In a couple of years?

    • @4badlisting650
      @4badlisting650 3 года назад +171

      @@JGSM_JuvenileGeryon I think he means he's gonna die in a couple of years

    • @JGSM_JuvenileGeryon
      @JGSM_JuvenileGeryon 3 года назад +60

      @@4badlisting650 That's what i'm concerned about

    • @bummm7065
      @bummm7065 3 года назад +11

      Of course, charlie = jesus

  • @cameronbrady7304
    @cameronbrady7304 2 месяца назад +3

    “Jesus will forgive you for your sins, but I won’t” -Penguinz0 2022

  • @LunaMapping_KR
    @LunaMapping_KR 3 года назад +1121

    Charlie is just Jesus saying he is not Jesus while just trying to have fun in the modern world

    • @XenaAndKin
      @XenaAndKin 3 года назад +17

      Religious netflix series idea that even I, an atheist, would watch

    • @MrLazlo15
      @MrLazlo15 3 года назад +6

      Should check out the anime Saint Young Men. Jesus and Buddah are roomies in Tokyo. Pretty entertaining.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +6280

    What people don’t realize is that Charlie actually has a lot more in common with Jesus apart from looks. They’re both generous, humble, kind and just overall really good people.

    • @drkspnova
      @drkspnova 2 года назад +352

      Charlie *is* actually Jesus, he's just being modest.

    • @glyphicgames7591
      @glyphicgames7591 2 года назад +156

      @@drkspnova And Also Done With Humanities Shit

    • @buzzthebuzzer6230
      @buzzthebuzzer6230 2 года назад +164

      And they both have many followers

    • @bruh-qv3ho
      @bruh-qv3ho 2 года назад +38

      The guy below me is telling a lie

    • @yairsense
      @yairsense 2 года назад +18

      Idk I don't think jesus would be white but what do I know I'm Jewish

  • @masterseal0418
    @masterseal0418 3 года назад +4053

    *Facebook confuses Charlie for Jesus*
    Charlie: "I'm not the messiah!"
    Facebook Moms: "No, you are Jesus."

    • @BurnedYT003
      @BurnedYT003 3 года назад +12

      Isn’t Jesus the messiah? Idek

    • @BurnedYT003
      @BurnedYT003 2 года назад +4

      @CodCanCount 🤷‍♂️

    • @panhandlesomen
      @panhandlesomen 2 года назад +8

      @@BurnedYT003 I think the joke is about like how he looks so similar to Jesus, and it might also have something to do something with that end of the world whatever in which there would be a Christ and Anti-Christ (really original guys) or smt

    • @thefollower2933
      @thefollower2933 2 года назад +2

      Oh god, I can't stop thinking about "Warewa Messiah! Ahahahah"

    • @FakestLoogi
      @FakestLoogi 2 года назад +14

      Nobody got the Monty Python reference

  • @bonk6244
    @bonk6244 2 месяца назад +2

    Charlie is canonically Jesus now. He's been approved by Facebook moms

  • @cernos7230
    @cernos7230 2 года назад +773

    "When you take a joke and bring it to a place where humor doesn't exists"
    Twitter - You get cancelled
    Facebook - They think it's true

    • @imanuelc143
      @imanuelc143 2 года назад +50

      RUclips - make an actual comment/explaining
      Reddit - r/whooshed (idk i never use reddit)

    • @skyral4137
      @skyral4137 2 года назад

      The best place to tell jokes is irl, most people in the internet are losers.

    • @dr_goofy
      @dr_goofy 2 года назад

      Discord-furrys, Nazis, anti furry, horny guys, the rate it gameshow.

    • @jamjam-sp3he
      @jamjam-sp3he 2 года назад +34

      4chan - someone draws rule34

    • @unicorescannacorner6999
      @unicorescannacorner6999 2 года назад +2

      @@jamjam-sp3he Youporn: real Kings and Queens congratulating everyone on finishing off the new Jesus Content.

  • @Pacnakes
    @Pacnakes 3 года назад +580

    I think Charlie looks like if you combined Jesus Christ and Keanu Reeves.

  • @Bruh-vd1pp
    @Bruh-vd1pp 3 года назад +968

    Charlie: Guys I told you, I'm not Jesus!
    Fans: He is Jesus!

    • @christinemiller1830
      @christinemiller1830 3 года назад +19

      "thats exactly what Jesus would say!" lmfaoooo

    • @mikgriffen
      @mikgriffen 3 года назад +26

      Monty python is not just a skit

    • @cooldude5351
      @cooldude5351 3 года назад +13

      It’s a life style

    • @fax6821
      @fax6821 3 года назад

      Fax!!
      ruclips.net/video/EbGk_BXUQLI/видео.html . . .

    • @Skinny_G
      @Skinny_G 3 года назад

      Sucrose?

  • @Average_Cinder_Block
    @Average_Cinder_Block 18 дней назад +2

    "jesus might forgive you for your sins, but i won't"
    *Boss music starts to play*