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  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +143

    www.basingstokegazette.co.uk/news/18886555.basingstoke-rangers-question-follow-youtuber/

    • @TallBoy-vf3tt
      @TallBoy-vf3tt 3 года назад +47

      She was not a Special Constable. They are warranted police officers who have the power of arrest ect. She was street warden with all the power of a Sinclair C5 🤦‍♂️

    • @Mackenzie2576
      @Mackenzie2576 3 года назад +11

      Did you receive compensation?

    • @lillye2635
      @lillye2635 3 года назад +15

      Glad they lost their jobs maybe your video helped! 😃

    • @TallBoy-vf3tt
      @TallBoy-vf3tt 3 года назад +8

      Did they loose their jobs?

    • @mr.a8315
      @mr.a8315 3 года назад +2

      @@TallBoy-vf3tt Lolz ♥

  • @wezftw7130
    @wezftw7130 2 года назад +749

    Does any of us hardcore AB fans ever come back to this video every so often for a good laugh? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sallywright8065
    @sallywright8065 3 года назад +612

    She’s actually hysterical, the way she’s walking, all puffed up with self appointed power!!

    • @johnborton366
      @johnborton366 3 года назад +21

      Yeah like a fat balloon, full of a misguided sense of self importance

    • @goatroper100
      @goatroper100 3 года назад +43

      I bet no salad was harmed in her kitchen

    • @focusmicro
      @focusmicro 3 года назад +5

      @@johnborton366 Hey! that is out of order! Leave poor balloon's out of this! :D

    • @gordie501
      @gordie501 3 года назад +16

      Like the saying goes, give somebody a modicum of power & they will always abuse it.

    • @MrGabriel88888888
      @MrGabriel88888888 3 года назад +35

      The stance of a women with no GCSE's

  • @adamclark7564
    @adamclark7564 Год назад +74

    This is the best one. Each character brings a different level of comedy

    • @Hellndegenerates
      @Hellndegenerates 2 месяца назад

      The comedy factor is genuinely off the scale.

  • @5686darryl
    @5686darryl Год назад +84

    this is one of AB's most surreal encounters, it feels dystopic but comedic at the same time.

    • @anomaly1717
      @anomaly1717 Месяц назад

      Truth is that comedy thrives in oppressive regimes.

  • @marygee3209
    @marygee3209 3 года назад +152

    The money that is being wasted on these muppets should go toward the homeless. SHAME ON BASINGSTOKE COUNCIL!

    • @marygee3209
      @marygee3209 3 года назад +1

      @@pjmoseley243 And what planet are you from if you actually believe that councils are not a law for them selves.

    • @marygee3209
      @marygee3209 3 года назад +2

      @@pjmoseley243 And big love to you friend! Stand up for yourself to those corrupt elite who are trying to suppress you!

  • @ADAMLFC92
    @ADAMLFC92 3 года назад +385

    Imagine waking up in the morning, putting on your uniform, and then doing THIS for a job... Embarrassing.

    • @johnnyrogers6912
      @johnnyrogers6912 3 года назад +32

      imagine waking up next to her every morning

    • @mrb4408
      @mrb4408 3 года назад +21

      @@johnnyrogers6912 I’ve just vomited 🤮

    • @johnnyrogers6912
      @johnnyrogers6912 3 года назад +5

      @@mrb4408 ha ha

    • @pureblood1980x
      @pureblood1980x 3 года назад +5

      Could be worse...could be a traffic warden.

    • @MegaSockenschuss
      @MegaSockenschuss 3 года назад +5

      @@pureblood1980x nah, a traffic warden is doing something useful.

  • @andyp5296
    @andyp5296 Год назад +122

    Just seen this and as a retired police officer, may I say this is the most appalling behaviour by these three individuals. Inappropriate, unreasonable and unacceptable. They do not have the right to request this individual’s details and indeed even as a police officer, details they can only be requested if there is reasonable suspicion an offence has been committed. This clearly isn’t the case here.

    • @joe18425
      @joe18425 10 месяцев назад +7

      I hope the psychological burden aint too heavy for you.
      I know you have had to deal with all the stuff you have seen.
      I know a retired firefighter who suffers from ptsd.
      He was medically retired.
      I pop round two times a week & go to the shop for him..
      My neighbours say im nuts as think he is a weirdo. They dont know anything about him.
      He told me personally that he was a retired firefighter & he has never mentioned it again..
      It aint on me to tell the neighbours.. Shame is on all of them though, Not I 😊

    • @aukenan7730
      @aukenan7730 6 месяцев назад

      Dang goid bless you bro@@joe18425

    • @nmccabemccabe1626
      @nmccabemccabe1626 4 месяца назад +1

      You should see the appalling behaviour of some of the current police officers

    • @martinda7446
      @martinda7446 3 месяца назад

      Well done Joe. I'd do the very same I promise you. There are some of us still about. @@joe18425

    • @sixten4971
      @sixten4971 3 месяца назад

      @@joe18425i Think ur being a great citizen and a even better person my friend👍

  • @al2954
    @al2954 Год назад +29

    -by law I Need your name.
    -what offense have I committed that you need my name?
    -refusing to give your name.
    WHAT?!
    Lmao!

    • @MrSupercar55
      @MrSupercar55 Месяц назад

      Well, according to Flex Your Rights, if you just want to get the encounter over and done with, your best bet is to identify yourself. You can refuse to comply, but it’ll be longer before you’re said and done, and you could even be detained.

    • @Brasslantern007
      @Brasslantern007 21 день назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Brasslantern007
      @Brasslantern007 21 день назад +2

      @@MrSupercar55🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @monkeyboy2297
    @monkeyboy2297 2 года назад +864

    I can just picture these 3 when they come on shift fighting over who carry's the single brain cell for the shift

  • @ddhh5
    @ddhh5 3 года назад +473

    These people have to be removed for public safety.

    • @Axeman369
      @Axeman369 3 года назад +19

      And we are paying their wages and still the way they carry on what a waste of taxpayers money

    • @scrotewart2186
      @scrotewart2186 3 года назад +8

      @@colinkinch3445 lol you sir lie to yourself. You are lost 🤦‍♂️

    • @Axeman369
      @Axeman369 3 года назад +3

      @@colinkinch3445 shows how much I know

    • @technojoe4079
      @technojoe4079 3 года назад +17

      @@colinkinch3445 He actually has a decent job as well as doing this auditing work, which is evidently revealing that our rights, liberties/freedoms, etc are being quickly eroded. Do you want a revert back to Nazi Germany living in a totalitarian state? I find it scary because there are some people (maybe like you?) who will welcome it but nearly all of them will regret it once it's in full swing.

    • @technojoe4079
      @technojoe4079 3 года назад +3

      @@Axeman369 You were correct Axeman, it's Colin that's incorrect.

  • @marcj3682
    @marcj3682 Год назад +11

    LOL - the second red warden, the way he walked up the alley with a swagger. 😆

  • @lensimmons7560
    @lensimmons7560 3 года назад +163

    Whoever employs these jobsworths needs to sacked.

    • @ozzyozbourne7427
      @ozzyozbourne7427 3 года назад +5

      Remember whose paying their wages, your council taxes.

    • @samjonesmartin
      @samjonesmartin 3 года назад

      @Jeanette Howard nope they are paided by a third party who are contacted by the council

    • @ozzyozbourne7427
      @ozzyozbourne7427 3 года назад

      Agreed Len

  • @stephenfreestone7956
    @stephenfreestone7956 3 года назад +118

    Notice the manner of the second "official" who is stood in such a way as to stop you from going past. Like bouncers. Ridiculous. These people are NOT police.

    • @raphaelalbert8110
      @raphaelalbert8110 3 года назад +5

      Even the real police are a joke.

    • @jillianhorsley5985
      @jillianhorsley5985 3 года назад +11

      They are probably out of work bailiffs, they look like over the hill bouncers, laughable really. These are crazy times if you do want to film tell the truth that you are recording history, the day the Earth stood still because of an invisible enemy that does not exist, namely Covid 19.

    • @tapeslayersreviewsreviews9807
      @tapeslayersreviewsreviews9807 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @richardupton3323
      @richardupton3323 3 года назад +1

      @pat pat ywh your right pat, i took a s.i.a. course in london about 7 years ago and in the classes they told us what to remember and told us we whould be asked this in the exam.

  • @toadintheh0le
    @toadintheh0le Год назад +20

    God, I love coming back to this gem

  • @stelester5373
    @stelester5373 Год назад +17

    Have watched this so many times this last two years. Always cracks me up. What a bunch of absolute plumbs 😂

  • @MartiBlagborough
    @MartiBlagborough 3 года назад +357

    These people are some extremely power hungry Muppets. Good job they have absolutely none. Karen is a Absolute Muppet haha

    • @ryearl764
      @ryearl764 3 года назад +12

      Bullied at school marti

    • @__-nz4ip
      @__-nz4ip 3 года назад +15

      Yep, they hire these people because nobody else would do this to another human being
      Disgusting individuals - they'll be taking the vaccines soon

    • @cpefca817
      @cpefca817 3 года назад +7

      Wow imagine it was you who bumped into these clowns would of been hilarious

    • @michaelmumby2328
      @michaelmumby2328 3 года назад +10

      Non of their business. If you are in public places, tell them to sod off. Following you is now harassment.

    • @__-nz4ip
      @__-nz4ip 3 года назад +2

      The new 'finger men' from V for Vendetta
      They can't wait to get their extra powers
      Coming soon

  • @CycleGranCanarias
    @CycleGranCanarias 3 года назад +419

    The guy in the middle keeps trying to summon brain power to talk, then runs out of brain power trying to talk, you can literally see it!!

    • @arfajob3312
      @arfajob3312 3 года назад +6

      @@brianbadonde9039 Lol

    • @crippledgenius
      @crippledgenius 3 года назад +6

      He needs some brawndo

    • @lawrencesamuels8285
      @lawrencesamuels8285 3 года назад

      Raymond Leddy Cycle Gran Canaria 😂😂😂

    • @marcoxlong2655
      @marcoxlong2655 3 года назад +4

      LOL he definitely had teeth problems too boot..?

    • @THOMASCOLTON1
      @THOMASCOLTON1 3 года назад +24

      Gives special needs folk a job I suppose

  • @cockywatchman1976
    @cockywatchman1976 Год назад +83

    The teeth thing absolutely broke me. This guy is a legend!

    • @lieke9460
      @lieke9460 10 месяцев назад +2

      NO. I like these videos, but these kinds of comments are really disgusting behaviour

    • @fernandovriese6409
      @fernandovriese6409 4 месяца назад

      Hahahahhahahhaha

    • @TheEugeep
      @TheEugeep 4 месяца назад +3

      dude started nervously licking his teeth

    • @4TheRecord
      @4TheRecord 3 месяца назад +1

      @@lieke9460 I've got teeth problems myself, been trying to get a dentist for 6 years now and still on waiting lists. I have no issues with him making that plastic police officer feel awkward by pointing out that he's wearing false teeth.

    • @Bob-bg5ym
      @Bob-bg5ym 2 месяца назад +2

      the teeth question was amazing

  • @catsmad48
    @catsmad48 Год назад +13

    The teeth gag was priceless....the way he went into mental meltdown was a true classic.

  • @GadgetAddict
    @GadgetAddict 3 года назад +2466

    Give me your name because you're suspected of not giving your name 🤦‍♂️

    • @martinwatson1984
      @martinwatson1984 3 года назад +133

      Fuck me a bit of power given to clowns 🤡

    • @martinwatson1984
      @martinwatson1984 3 года назад +98

      Who are the fuck these 3 clowns 🤡

    • @patriot_ben5750
      @patriot_ben5750 3 года назад +44

      😂😂😂🤣🤣 I was nearly in tears when I heard that

    • @gc6855
      @gc6855 3 года назад +40

      High vis Gestapo !

    • @steelic1
      @steelic1 3 года назад +56

      😂 She’s as thick as Pig S*#t

  • @Mat-kr1nf
    @Mat-kr1nf 3 года назад +275

    This needs every photographer who lives in the vicinity to converge on this place. I have never seen such an outrageous performance in the hundreds of these videos I’ve seen.

    • @zephyrr914
      @zephyrr914 3 года назад +11

      Every citizen! Everyone has a camera in their pockets now!

    • @charlesincharge6512
      @charlesincharge6512 3 года назад +11

      I live in Basingstoke and I have only seen these guys a few times but never interacted with them. I am currently re-uploading a video of my interaction with Festival Place security.

    • @thetopcat8946
      @thetopcat8946 3 года назад +16

      This is appauling behavior. Who the bloody hell do they think they are? Power hungry idiots. Give some people just a little bit of power and the go bananas with it.. I hope you show the police this intimidating behavior. They need sacked

    • @patrickrose1221
      @patrickrose1221 3 года назад +4

      Like a mass ' Phone- Out '
      Yes ? : )

    • @thetopcat8946
      @thetopcat8946 3 года назад +1

      @@lynnepostings I have to agree 😂👍

  • @catsmad48
    @catsmad48 Год назад +20

    I had to watch this yet again. I truly believe this is the gold medal of all audits I've watched. Magic.

  • @shahidullah1240
    @shahidullah1240 Год назад +10

    I started laughing when they asked AB for his name. 😂
    I instantly knew AB will start cracking up also. 😂

  • @GregGNP
    @GregGNP 2 года назад +18

    I rarely comment on other RUclipsr's channels but this was sooooo funny to watch, especially that guys reaction to ''The Teeth Question'' LMAO. I love the way you zoomed in at that very moment as it was perfect timing. Great videos Sir and please keep them coming because apart from the entertainment values in your productions there is the serious issues of personal RIGHTS which the public needs to know about 👍

  • @ryandorey36
    @ryandorey36 3 года назад +417

    Just an update ab , they got defunded and now no longer patrol , happy auditing 😀

    • @wyevalet9781
      @wyevalet9781 2 года назад +16

      with clowns like these on the front line, they were never going to last! I see all their directors have resigned on the companies house website :)

    • @cuckingfunt9353
      @cuckingfunt9353 2 года назад +14

      It's no biggy, they were only getting £50 a day. Love the one with the teeth thing, his face !

    • @e4unow421
      @e4unow421 2 года назад +5

      This is amazing news.

    • @akhan6778
      @akhan6778 2 года назад +4

      Thanks pal, that's made my day 👍😂

    • @MELLYBOY58
      @MELLYBOY58 2 года назад +14

      Now working at the local church as bellends ✌✌🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @SpikeyOfficial
    @SpikeyOfficial 3 года назад +174

    It's actually scary people like this are given free reign of the streets when they have little training and think it's okay to be aggressive to anyone filming. shows how scared the government are of the truth

  • @vincentspensley8719
    @vincentspensley8719 Год назад +4

    This has to be my favourite video, his face was brilliant when he mentioned the teeth ha ha quality AB that like 👍

  • @droppinglikeflies1666
    @droppinglikeflies1666 4 месяца назад +8

    I don't know if I'm too high, but this is probably the single funniest thing I've ever seen. Surely these are paid comedy actors?

    • @droppinglikeflies1666
      @droppinglikeflies1666 4 месяца назад +1

      I nearly did a little wee in my trousers when the shreks read out their 16 digit numbers and then she-shrek said "84".

  • @henrycooper2401
    @henrycooper2401 3 года назад +129

    This is absolutely cringeworthy, these three wanna be police officers are a complete joke.

    • @sakthis357
      @sakthis357 3 года назад +2

      They were just doing their job. AB is known for harassing public servants in the name of auditing

    • @kwesiwaziri8453
      @kwesiwaziri8453 3 года назад +2

      They aren't even being rude people just take everything too personal ffs

    • @carolevans5285
      @carolevans5285 3 года назад +1

      Plastic wanna b coppers 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @bluebottle1617
      @bluebottle1617 3 года назад +5

      @@sakthis357 Harassing public servants? Don't make me laugh! Try Public servants harassing people, more like. Gigantus Buttockus, Loosius Teethius and Stroppius Soddius need to go on a course in how to treat people like human beings.

    • @Brasslantern007
      @Brasslantern007 21 день назад

      @@sakthis357ARE YOU HIGH? Or just a troll? Or both?

  • @Zakalwe76
    @Zakalwe76 2 года назад +271

    "You are recording doorways, you are recording alleyways, you are recording passages".
    You missed one pal; he's also recording bellends.
    Absolute mugs. Great job as always AB. Absolute legend you are, pal.

    • @uncle_rizzo1017
      @uncle_rizzo1017 Год назад +6

      🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 sick burn!

    • @LR69511
      @LR69511 Год назад +3

      I did a genuine LOL 🤣

    • @lucian9582
      @lucian9582 Год назад

      You are recording idiots!!!

    • @romich4536
      @romich4536 Год назад

      Correction! He's more like a leg end.

    • @gazzertrn
      @gazzertrn Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣brilliant

  • @rogerborg
    @rogerborg 7 месяцев назад +4

    "You're committing the offence of not giving your details which you are required to do because you're committing the offence of not giving your details."

  • @revoksfn7354
    @revoksfn7354 11 месяцев назад +6

    The skinny guy definitely draws a pretend gun in the mirror hahah

  • @iandaniel3130
    @iandaniel3130 3 года назад +150

    Brilliant. "why are you filming?" "what's it got to do with you?" The SHOCK on her face in response to that retort says absolutely everything about the complete misunderstanding of her role. Laughable.

    • @JGrant60
      @JGrant60 2 года назад +1

      That fatty kept rolling her eyes every other second. The level of sarcasm was disgusting

  • @Flozman1982
    @Flozman1982 3 года назад +140

    I cringe when people with a limited vocabulary try to sound clever just to assert some sort of false authority.

    • @bluebottle1617
      @bluebottle1617 3 года назад +1

      @Florian Hansch - I just want to give them a good hard slap.

    • @helendisco3939
      @helendisco3939 3 года назад +1

      "obstinant"...🤔😁

    • @mikepower596
      @mikepower596 3 года назад +1

      C r I n g I n g As I watch

  • @registeredspecialist4549
    @registeredspecialist4549 3 месяца назад +2

    Just came back 3 years later for a chuckle 😂

  • @andycapp5581
    @andycapp5581 3 месяца назад +4

    “Accredited by the Police” hilarious 😂 so half a days e-learning and a hi vis tabard😂😂

  • @wafudave6041
    @wafudave6041 3 года назад +127

    This could have been a sketch from Not the 9 o'clock News. Brilliant

    • @handyjayes1
      @handyjayes1 3 года назад +4

      It really was that comically silly 👍

    • @edkramer5592
      @edkramer5592 3 года назад +4

      True, but there are two sides to their behavior, the funny side, and the parasitic-oppression side.

    • @campbellmurphy6095
      @campbellmurphy6095 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @shaunkennelly9113
    @shaunkennelly9113 3 года назад +241

    Omg who do these clowns think they are she even stands like a copper

    • @Mr.Rude.
      @Mr.Rude. 3 года назад +19

      Oversized prosthetic testicle sack installed.
      They do tend to waddle around like they've covered their nuts in pepper spray before they started their shift don't they?

    • @npeasee5105
      @npeasee5105 3 года назад +4

      @@Mr.Rude. hence why their called plod I guess

    • @creyten5255
      @creyten5255 3 года назад +16

      that's the first thing i thought, hands in her vest, the slow walk, and acting like she's some big shit

    • @JohnSmith-uu3gg
      @JohnSmith-uu3gg 3 года назад +2

      @@creyten5255 Just like John Wayne in his best movies. :D

    • @britbyname3620
      @britbyname3620 3 года назад

      @@creyten5255 she is a really big shit !!

  • @mazA5568
    @mazA5568 Год назад +3

    Wow disgusting the lot of them please speak to their bosses and have them sacked … bully’s and thugs …

  • @DK-pb7tr
    @DK-pb7tr Год назад +7

    AB deserves a TV show, this is great stuff

  • @williamgeorgefraser
    @williamgeorgefraser 3 года назад +96

    "Why are you filming?"
    "I'm filming because I'm filming. I'm filming what is happening in the UK during lockdown so I can show it to future generations to show what life was like in 2020. I'm filming to show what streets in the UK were like before the majority of commerces went bankrupt. I'm filming to show what jobsworths feel is their job to stop people going about their legal business."
    "No need to get uppity."

    • @nancymclelland6881
      @nancymclelland6881 3 года назад +5

      Exactly right !!! This needs to be recorded!!

    • @emmapeacock4612
      @emmapeacock4612 3 года назад

      Exactly!

    • @janethutchinson6112
      @janethutchinson6112 3 года назад +1

      Wow you just nailed it big time KUDOS 😁👍😊😜

    • @shithead
      @shithead 3 года назад +1

      I wouldn't even open my mouth. They aren't going to listen to reason, so why bother offering it?

  • @kaz3444
    @kaz3444 3 года назад +271

    Pissed myself laughing the other day when I spotted them wandering around basingstoke xD

    • @modmod392
      @modmod392 3 года назад +55

      It’s almost worth the travelling to get a photo with these legendary idiots.😂

    • @queenberengaria9626
      @queenberengaria9626 3 года назад +17

      Local celebrities of a sort!

    • @reckszrka2396
      @reckszrka2396 3 года назад +15

      I would of started recording

    • @MCWurdzI
      @MCWurdzI 3 года назад +12

      Did you laugh and point? I'd ask for autographs 😂😂😂

    • @canyouwhenyourdrunk
      @canyouwhenyourdrunk 3 года назад +6

      Have then not been sacked?

  • @mrfantasy3178
    @mrfantasy3178 6 месяцев назад +4

    Shocking behaviour by these idiots , I'd hate to think what the state of the country would be if they gave these idiots actual power.

  • @Hellndegenerates
    @Hellndegenerates Год назад +2

    The faces that guy pulls in the middle 🤣

  • @bluelew2586
    @bluelew2586 3 года назад +187

    This is so weird. Like why is this job even a thing? It’s becoming quite Orwellian.

    • @daveg7516
      @daveg7516 3 года назад +3

      I was thinking the same thing 🤣

    • @maryneedham451
      @maryneedham451 3 года назад +2

      Yep! Just another fear tactic!

    • @Grace-mn4fp
      @Grace-mn4fp 3 года назад +1

      I thought this too.

    • @tommorgan7599
      @tommorgan7599 3 года назад +6

      It's to keep low class- people out of the fancy shopping areas.

    • @juliapigworthy
      @juliapigworthy 3 года назад +6

      They'll be quietly sending us to the gulags a few at a time if we don't start kicking off against these twats.

  • @marygee3209
    @marygee3209 3 года назад +154

    These 3 muppets really need sacking talk about over stepping your position.

    • @bluebottle1617
      @bluebottle1617 3 года назад +2

      @Mary Gee - And if AB wanted to make an issue out of their behaviour, he could sue the council for False Imprisonment. That's £980 for the first hour or part thereof. Then the council would have good reason to sack them.

    • @unleashthedragonwithin2057
      @unleashthedragonwithin2057 3 года назад +4

      @@bluebottle1617 False imprisonment? Are we watching the same clip?
      'Six security personnel at Festival Place now have additional powers - including the authority to confiscate alcohol and tobacco from people under the legal age limit and demand names and addresses for antisocial behaviour - under Hampshire Constabulary’s Community Accredited Scheme.'
      www.basingstokegazette.co.uk/news/4416556.security-staff-granted-extra-legal-powers/

    • @boxerdog635
      @boxerdog635 3 года назад +7

      @@unleashthedragonwithin2057 They can demand what they like you have the right to remain silent at all times even if you are arrested

    • @paulwoodbridge7896
      @paulwoodbridge7896 3 года назад +1

      SACK THEM ALL IMMEDIATELY

    • @unleashthedragonwithin2057
      @unleashthedragonwithin2057 3 года назад +2

      @stitt29rg At no point was he detained in any way. He was quite free to move at all times and was never told his movements were restricted.

  • @craigblyth783
    @craigblyth783 Год назад +3

    that one security guard who thought he knew the law.....the look on his face and the tone of his voice when told to disengage....priceless

  • @elainebaker7499
    @elainebaker7499 2 месяца назад +1

    Oh AB I always turn to this one when I need a laugh 😅😮😅😅

  • @geekiejesus8482
    @geekiejesus8482 3 года назад +130

    "From a safety aspect, that's my role." LOL the only role she's accustomed to is a swiss roll!!

  • @SAMNOTTS
    @SAMNOTTS 3 года назад +257

    When your BMI is higher than your IQ.

    • @janefaulkner3749
      @janefaulkner3749 3 года назад +1

      And shoe size is higher.

    • @JB-wr2lx
      @JB-wr2lx 3 года назад +1

      Hilarious 😂

    • @hans-martinholleitner9610
      @hans-martinholleitner9610 Год назад

      Das ist genau die Qualität, die ich von Zuschauern solcher Elaborate erwarten durfte. Unterirdisch.

  • @Ghihggggukhhhkh
    @Ghihggggukhhhkh 4 месяца назад +4

    This is the most bizarre confrontation I’ve ever seen

  • @drizzco9154
    @drizzco9154 10 месяцев назад +2

    Refusing to answer a question indicates that you have some obligation to do so. Declining to answer the question would be more fitting.

  • @fulltiltfrankie5388
    @fulltiltfrankie5388 3 года назад +95

    This is comedy gold...”we are here to keep the public safe”. While we block the path not wearing a mask, intruding in to the public’s privacy. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂😂😂

  • @Alan07881
    @Alan07881 3 года назад +593

    I can't believe they actually think they have powers, this is laughable. LOL

    • @Stuart_George
      @Stuart_George 3 года назад +23

      Sadly, according to the legislation, they do (very limited powwrs, but legally speaking, they do have them).
      It's a sad state of affairs when we start giving private companies certain police powers.

    • @spudhead1161
      @spudhead1161 3 года назад +64

      @@Stuart_George They have no powers to demand your details and to say it's an offence.

    • @spudhead1161
      @spudhead1161 3 года назад +34

      @@Stuart_George What powers do you believe they have?

    • @chrishartley1210
      @chrishartley1210 3 года назад +18

      I, and other individuals, don't have that power, so I/we can't give that power to someone else.
      Government/Police act only with our consent, we cannot give consent to powers which we do not possess and therefore these authorities also cannot assign those powers to others.
      It may be written in legislation, but the legislation is flawed and would fail when challenged.

    • @mockneymonkey4759
      @mockneymonkey4759 3 года назад +15

      Accreditation for jumped up idiots

  • @banna1150
    @banna1150 Год назад +6

    This is a modern masterpiece

  • @SunJake
    @SunJake 10 месяцев назад +3

    'Your level of answering is suspicious'
    😂😂😂

  • @JohnSmith-cz7vv
    @JohnSmith-cz7vv 3 года назад +208

    " It's in the public interest" The only thing here in the public interest is why are tax payers money getting spent on clueless people like them.

    • @mossadon
      @mossadon 3 года назад

      EXACTAMUNDO, John.
      The Brown Shirts got mixed up in the wash and came out in different colours.
      Nobody but the police (like em or not) should EVER have the power or authority or even the illusion of it, to engage the public and matters of crime and law.

    • @redlineracing4947
      @redlineracing4947 3 года назад +1

      The victors write the history books. May that never leave your mind. You want the truth? You think you can handle it? Okay.
      *Europa - The Last Battle*
      archive.org/details/EUROPATheLastBattlePart1
      *NWO : Communism By The Back Door*
      archive.org/details/Project1_20180128
      *The Greatest Battle Never Told*
      archive.org/details/TgsntPart2
      *Hellstorm*
      archive.org/details/HellstormTheRealGenocideOfNaziGermanygermanSubs
      *EndGame*
      ruclips.net/video/x-CrNlilZho/видео.html
      Watch them. Open your eyes. Understand the true evil presence in our current world. The year is 2020 the global move to push the human race into a state of constant slavery is in complete motion. Day by day the tainted globalists & the cancerous media destroy your mind & control the masses. I cannot digress from the point that is the victors write the history books, this world isn’t what you are taught it is. The masses of lies have ruined our nations, ruined our people & ruined our societies. Global government is in the making. The truth cannot & will not be hidden. The victors write the history books. You all live lives of experiences that alter your ego, you are not your ego. You are a human. A human. Not a citizen. Human Not Citizen. There is a truth to everything. Corrupt the young, control the media & profit from everything in between. You people need to awaken.

    • @technicalscience
      @technicalscience 3 года назад +4

      @@David-uq6yb all of which is legal. He's walking through the town centre, like anyone could do. He's not filming top secret stuff, it's just shops.
      You're as brainwashed as these moronic fake police. Lockdown has nothing to do with it either, he's on his own and not going near people - they're coming to him, with no reason, and making people push past them. They are the problem here.

    • @David-uq6yb
      @David-uq6yb 3 года назад +1

      @@technicalscience I’d like to see you filming properties down your street mate!! Go on DEF....walk up your street filming yours and your neighbours empty properties and through front windows. Give us a commentary aswell telling us where it is and upload it here on RUclips without anyone’s consent!!! Your street is probably private, there’s no top secret stuff there unless you’re in a hospital or some high security place. You can post the link here for us all to see. No doubt this request will fall on DEF ears because like many others he just a moronic snowflake.

    • @maryneedham451
      @maryneedham451 3 года назад

      John Smith good point!

  • @CharlesVeitch
    @CharlesVeitch 3 года назад +2601

    These goons are 100% hilarious

    • @tm-xz2ng
      @tm-xz2ng 3 года назад +104

      Are your teeth real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +174

      High quality goons

    • @studogskoff5034
      @studogskoff5034 3 года назад +135

      @@ElonMusk87216 Her power trip was almost as big as her arse.

    • @prndownload
      @prndownload 3 года назад +58

      @@tm-xz2ng I cringe when I hear comments which could really upset a person when it comes to appearance or disabilities outside of their control. For all we know he had mouth cancer and had to have a major operation. The last thing he needs is someone pointing it out like it's his fault to make him feel shit.

    • @albertrobinson7392
      @albertrobinson7392 3 года назад +86

      @@prndownload Correct, his mouth maybe sore from chewing on the fat birds arse.

  • @Allthingsproperty5130
    @Allthingsproperty5130 Год назад +1

    I love this guy!!! Keep the videos coming I could watch them all night 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @imagecollections6665
    @imagecollections6665 4 месяца назад +3

    Was this mid lockdown? Looks very quiet. This is a master class in auditing.

  • @rabbitleader2307
    @rabbitleader2307 2 года назад +103

    I return to watch this every once in a while. It's one of your best AB. The way you deal with the three clowns is both hilarious and so perfect.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 года назад +16

      Thank you 😂😂😂

    • @charlesdale1462
      @charlesdale1462 2 года назад +5

      Join the club!

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings Год назад +3

      Agreed. Back here for like the 5th time

    • @peesib
      @peesib 4 месяца назад +1

      Damn right…I forgot about it as AB has so many brilliant interactions with morons!!!

  • @CharlieBrown-uc7mr
    @CharlieBrown-uc7mr 3 года назад +39

    Public safety- So concerned with public safety that they choose not to wear a mask while approaching members of the public!

  • @kenthall319
    @kenthall319 Год назад +4

    More Tatoos than brains, obviously.

  • @GaryNeale-ff5pz
    @GaryNeale-ff5pz 3 месяца назад +5

    New word of the day...Obstinance!😅

  • @Patrick-is1by
    @Patrick-is1by 3 года назад +73

    Who gave these Muppets this title??? Especially the guy who thinks he's a police officer 🙈🤣

  • @michaelsellers5095
    @michaelsellers5095 3 года назад +59

    The people we should hold account for this behaviour is the council.

    • @somabc
      @somabc 3 года назад +7

      Yes it’s one thing to be rightly upset at their behaviour but they are acting as they have been instructed. Someone was watching AB on cctv and told them to question and follow AB. There must also be training courses up and down the country telling the police and these safety officers to apprehend the public if they see *anything suspicious*. It’s the people in charge that know this violates your rights but they still go ahead with it.

    • @geoffbreen2386
      @geoffbreen2386 3 года назад +1

      @@somabc It's a bit sick people watching other people on CCTV. Like perverts looking at others. How far can some of this shit go?

    • @somabc
      @somabc 3 года назад +1

      @@geoffbreen2386 I've got no problem with CCTV when they deploy people to catch actual crimes. Hell even littering in the high street. But this time they most they could say was you've been observed filming passageways...

    • @Jojohumf
      @Jojohumf 3 года назад +3

      Derby council had three of their council works call me the N-word and I was dismissed and then swiftly ignored. These councils don’t care. Dominic Cummings, owes 50k in council tax and they let him off until the media exposed it. These councils don’t care unless you take them to court

  • @clivepotts1273
    @clivepotts1273 4 месяца назад +1

    I'm pissing myself laughing at the guy next to the woman who keeps pulling some very funny faces hahahaha

  • @sharpealan
    @sharpealan 11 месяцев назад +3

    You've got to give me your ID because you're committing the crime of not giving me your ID."

  • @Grace-mn4fp
    @Grace-mn4fp 3 года назад +165

    When you meet 3 Karen’s at the same time 😬

    • @longday3607
      @longday3607 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂best comment yet😂😂😂

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @allanshillinglaw3083
    @allanshillinglaw3083 2 года назад +132

    This is the funniest of them all by far...AB was genuinely taken aback when she stops him and asks him why he's filming 😂

    • @michaelfulthorpe5802
      @michaelfulthorpe5802 2 года назад +2

      I would have told her to keep on wondering and carried on walking.

    • @Kennyde
      @Kennyde 2 года назад +6

      The start of each video when AB is shocked at being asked what he’s doing is the best part 😂😂

  • @MrFireblade954rr
    @MrFireblade954rr Год назад +3

    The teeth thing was an absolute classic: never seen someone so embarrassed, self-conscious and butt hurt

  • @vintagerecordambassadeur4098
    @vintagerecordambassadeur4098 Год назад +3

    All 3 escaped from a circus freak sideshow.

  • @lewisb85
    @lewisb85 3 года назад +90

    Think this video needs to be sent to Basingstoke council who employ these jerks. I've already tweeted it to them, think more should do the same!

    • @amirsolaymani
      @amirsolaymani 3 года назад

      @Akuma Demon Follow your own advice matey.

    • @l0g1cm4rt2
      @l0g1cm4rt2 3 года назад

      I've submitted a complaint www.basingstoke.gov.uk/get-in-touch-online

  • @adamharris6855
    @adamharris6855 3 года назад +89

    That woman is on a power trip she's got a smug look on his face.

    • @tracybowen2732
      @tracybowen2732 3 года назад

      @@lynnepostings agreed

    • @giffsgaffs615
      @giffsgaffs615 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Funny she got a smug look on his face 😂😂😂💯👌👊

    • @giffsgaffs615
      @giffsgaffs615 3 года назад

      Iv only just put this on the comments are priceless on this channel...

  • @del1830
    @del1830 Год назад +2

    I love this one AB 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @madamadam9508
    @madamadam9508 Год назад +2

    I love you dude ..... That's was great and amazing💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💕💕❣❣❣

  • @helendisco3939
    @helendisco3939 3 года назад +237

    The moment someone descends into a 10 minute tirade about their 'powers' is confirmation that they have...exactly ZERO. Well done Sir, I enjoy your content immensely

    • @stephenroberts9993
      @stephenroberts9993 3 года назад +3

      Well done sir I've got three words dumb ,dumb,dummy

    • @richardlister3906
      @richardlister3906 3 года назад

      @Craig Kelly why should he comply???????

    • @richardlister3906
      @richardlister3906 3 года назад +4

      @Craig Kelly To save time..yes..thats it..he is under no obligation...and what climate???

    • @javjaffrey
      @javjaffrey 2 года назад +3

      Here we go. Another job's worth thinking they have some imaginary powers

    • @ricardotomaso7069
      @ricardotomaso7069 2 года назад +1

      @Craig Kelly So what offence was he suspected of committing?

  • @7seven2424
    @7seven2424 3 года назад +254

    Give someone a special coloured vest , tell them their important... and literally feel their ego grow before your eyes. People are funny.

    • @beedebawng2556
      @beedebawng2556 2 года назад +7

      It's truly incredible.

    • @corriblehunt4554
      @corriblehunt4554 2 года назад +8

      Don't forget the I.D on a lanyard. Very important piece of kit for ego swelling

    • @theprophet9429
      @theprophet9429 2 года назад +7

      Adult milk monitors. Nothing more.

    • @wtc7665
      @wtc7665 2 года назад +1

      this is not funny at all this is how the 3 rd wrick started give a little power and watch it grow amongest the ranks till they belive they have some power that was not authorized by a sanctiones body . this is how naziizm started and it has to stop now

    • @zakvondaniken9327
      @zakvondaniken9327 Год назад +1

      You'd do it too though lol

  • @moonman19
    @moonman19 Год назад +1

    when i was a child i used to watch Muppet Show.... now I watch you AB:)))

  • @richghost2897
    @richghost2897 10 месяцев назад +1

    OMG Wimpy! i didn't know they still existed. Haven't had Wimpy since the eighties!

  • @John.Spandli
    @John.Spandli 3 года назад +155

    AB even gets stopped when he's not filming police, prison, town hall, shopping mall or Army.
    This is the best video yet. He caught a right bunch of clowns without trying.

    • @GrahamHazlehurst
      @GrahamHazlehurst 3 года назад +2

      Loved it, so many of this type of video aim to antagonise (not against that either ) but this looked like a genuine encounter with three little Hitlers great video, #walkofshame well done AB you have a great sense of humour, love your videos.

  • @paul2020uk
    @paul2020uk 3 года назад +84

    So that's what happened to Shrek, donkey and Princess

    • @bg-jo7kj
      @bg-jo7kj 3 года назад

      haha

    • @paulshort2210
      @paulshort2210 3 года назад

      ""Huey, Louey & Doey""

    • @pemj7360
      @pemj7360 3 года назад

      @@paulshort2210 now that's going too far . What's Donald's nephews done to you lol 😂😂😂

    • @MickeyMo76546
      @MickeyMo76546 3 года назад

      Amazing 😂😂

    • @deantaylor1512
      @deantaylor1512 3 года назад

      That’s unfair ... I happen to like the shrek films ...

  • @c.c6934
    @c.c6934 Год назад +3

    The tall gonk loves the sound of his own voice!

    • @fdc2023
      @fdc2023 Год назад +2

      Gonk… hahhaha .

  • @Hawkeye-Geoforce
    @Hawkeye-Geoforce Год назад +3

    That teeth thing cracked me up he backed down straight away pretenting to talk on the walkie and he was upset about it rest of the video hahaha

  • @Kerry383xx
    @Kerry383xx 3 года назад +72

    Oh my god, the minute she said 'I'm protecting the community', I shouted there's no one around! Then AB said it straight after. LOL!

  • @stiggaaoa5073
    @stiggaaoa5073 3 года назад +144

    I have been in security since 2004 and it never fails to amaze me that a vast majority of SIA holders still fail to understand the difference between public and private areas......Fair play to you mate, they were utter throbbers.......

    • @stephentierney696
      @stephentierney696 2 года назад +7

      Utter throbbers going to use that hilarious

    • @robertsmith4520
      @robertsmith4520 2 года назад

      Three complete buffoons, especially the little man with shit tattoo's.

    • @alisonhilll4317
      @alisonhilll4317 2 года назад +1

      just listen to Barbara Spector and then research who funded the Russia revolution and the Holodomor we are ruled by the tribe of international zionazi banker's that have funded both sides in all wars for the last 200 years .

    • @alisonhilll4317
      @alisonhilll4317 2 года назад

      These idiots are sooooo dumb brainwashed by their uniforms, they think they have power but they don't bloody twats .

  • @Hellndegenerates
    @Hellndegenerates Год назад +4

    When you ask about his teeth, he pretends he's just been called on the radio 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @ivanmcclean2868
    @ivanmcclean2868 Год назад +2

    This is bloody brilliant 😂

  • @davidwaring5296
    @davidwaring5296 3 года назад +70

    This is definitely my favourite EVER ! they just kept on giving it was like a comedy sketch written by a genius. I think you let them get off too easy you should have played with them longer after the walk of shame ! Great work a CLASSIC.

    • @tilerman
      @tilerman 3 года назад +2

      I have a folder on my Pc where i save these audits. And i agree with you, this one is indeed a classic and is already in my top 5! For me it was the 'disengage' at the end, ROFLMAO!

  • @__-nz4ip
    @__-nz4ip 3 года назад +36

    They are designed to harass and make it as uncomfortable as possible and effectively shut down what left of small/medium businesses in the area

    • @jpooky9141
      @jpooky9141 3 года назад +2

      He's doing the same thing

  • @cbjgdicad1
    @cbjgdicad1 Год назад +1

    When he said you've been watching too many movies, fits this one perfectly

  • @sillysod2481
    @sillysod2481 Год назад +1

    Love it AB when you asked the woman " Are you off your head of something"

  • @legacy1830
    @legacy1830 3 года назад +122

    She lied right from the start “ I did approach you and say hello Sir ,” she didn’t !

  • @levimcdaniel
    @levimcdaniel 3 года назад +32

    "your concern is your problem" I love this quote. say it more.

  • @johnbobbypringle
    @johnbobbypringle 9 месяцев назад +3

    I live in Basingstoke and I've seen these bellends in town before

  • @John_17x
    @John_17x Год назад +4

    They are a complete embarrassment. Very worrying how they believe they have an imaginary power to stop a man simply recording while walking in public. She kept saying the public safety ? Was the camera causing people to be unsafe ? What kind of bullets does your camera use AB ? 🤔 😆 🤣 My guy !!! Love the content mate. Been watching for weeks now. You got another well deserved subscriber and ill watch the ads because you deserve to get paid for what you do. Keep up the great work !!!

  • @Mark...
    @Mark... 3 года назад +56

    It’s worrying how these goons “think” they have some kind of authority and power over you.
    What’s more worrying is how many members of the public will give them the authority and power without questioning it.

    • @mikedownend6861
      @mikedownend6861 3 года назад +2

      @Jeanette Howard im glad im not the only one who sees through the media's propaganda. China have been wearing masks for years, do people not ask themselves why they still all caught the dreaded covid?

  • @andygee8716
    @andygee8716 2 года назад +493

    The teeth thing was an absolute classic: never seen someone so embarrassed, self-conscious and butt hurt, all at once! 😂😂😂

    • @jamesfrench7299
      @jamesfrench7299 2 года назад +121

      I personally thought it was unnecessary and irrelevant.

    • @nivid01
      @nivid01 2 года назад +53

      I enjoyed ur video and great work albeit I did feel a bit sorry for the dude with the ‘false’ teeth.

    • @Interdiffusion
      @Interdiffusion 2 года назад +44

      @DeanBetamberine What's out of order is attempting to trample over an individual's basic rights.

    • @patthewoodboy
      @patthewoodboy 2 года назад +30

      @@jamesfrench7299 you dont have a sense of humour do you , it was a great way of making a fool of them and it worked. He asked a question thats as relevant as theirs.

    • @jamesfrench7299
      @jamesfrench7299 2 года назад +4

      At who's expense? I bet you wouldn't take it well.

  • @susand9296
    @susand9296 Год назад +3

    This is bloody hilarious, the three wannabees, I laughed 'till I cried 😂😂😂😂