Citizen's Arrest

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +167

    Must watch
    ruclips.net/video/MM5of_uDKYc/видео.html

    • @diabetes30yr60
      @diabetes30yr60 3 года назад +19

      When asked why you wearing sunglasees you could see how much she needed to hold that laugh in. But lip filler wasn't a happy bunny fab one AB

    • @thelstanedwardsson4374
      @thelstanedwardsson4374 3 года назад +11

      LOL - "Seriously, why's she wearing sunglasses?"

    • @dogvomit9765
      @dogvomit9765 3 года назад +11

      hi AB i love your videos, been a follower for ages now. AB just a little headsup mate, those blackberries haven been driven past many times per day and could well contain shit that comes from exhausts bro. Sorry if that sounds a little mad lol stay safe out there my friend x

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +15

      I know you have .
      It was raining and there is hardly any cars in Wales.
      Thank you 😊

    • @dogvomit9765
      @dogvomit9765 3 года назад +8

      @@AuditingBritain aww thank you AB 😊💯 perhaps in Wales the cars are outnumbered by sheep then?! It's been great to see your channel grow, i love your approach to people and you're very funny sometimes you have me roaring 😂😂 take care bro, looking forward to your next upload 💯👍🏻

  • @811871
    @811871 Год назад +279

    Why pay for a T.V. licence when you can watch this comedy gold

    • @andrewmcfadzean1759
      @andrewmcfadzean1759 7 месяцев назад +2

      You need a tv licence to stream online nowadays as well apparently 😂😂😂

    • @pauliosantos6379
      @pauliosantos6379 7 месяцев назад +2

      It's to watch commercial live streaming online, so personal viewers watching non commercial streamers (and that doesn't mean making money from views) are totally with the remit of the scum law in the uk :)

    • @daddymulk
      @daddymulk 7 месяцев назад

      Cancelled mine and yeah this is much better than BBC Britain's Brainwashing Cult

    • @trixiepixie-sn6le
      @trixiepixie-sn6le 7 месяцев назад

      🤣

    • @DemioNos85
      @DemioNos85 6 месяцев назад +4

      You pay for t.v license really

  • @rogerr2796
    @rogerr2796 3 года назад +691

    That guy waited all his life to play police officer. And it turned out so badly.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +48

      😂😂😂

    • @alcoyne3333333333333
      @alcoyne3333333333333 3 года назад +5

      😅

    • @mr.phasfun6044
      @mr.phasfun6044 3 года назад +24

      He owned up to driving a marked car..then wanted the recording deleted....oooops

    • @kennyholland4731
      @kennyholland4731 3 года назад +13

      If he didn't like being filmed, Mr McKay shouldn't have walked to the camera then, anyway hasn't he got a job to do at Sslade prison 😉

    • @mrdannydrink
      @mrdannydrink 3 года назад +15

      @@AuditingBritain I thought Harold Shipman was dead 🤔🤣

  • @Polecat54941
    @Polecat54941 3 года назад +522

    Visiting a police HQ these days is like a trip to the zoo, you never know what kind of weird creature you will spot!

  • @Imw101
    @Imw101 7 месяцев назад +116

    Boris Johnson's sister is a police constable? I never knew that.

    • @michaelalderman-uz2gd
      @michaelalderman-uz2gd 6 месяцев назад

      SHE EATS HER DINNER AT THE CUNTSTABLE, SHE KEEPS HER HORSE AT THE CUNTSTABLE

    • @Countryboy071
      @Countryboy071 4 месяца назад +1

      Hope she has a better hairdresser than him 😂

    • @Brit246
      @Brit246 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sheilalopez7498
      @sheilalopez7498 2 месяца назад

      😂

    • @stephenabootman42
      @stephenabootman42 2 месяца назад

      His actual sister is attractive. This woman is not.

  • @MalaysiaPhilip
    @MalaysiaPhilip 3 года назад +1260

    The way he clicks his fingers for someone to come over to him and nobody does speaks volumes.

    • @SuperEarther
      @SuperEarther 3 года назад +125

      They all know he is a old crank

    • @corkion
      @corkion 3 года назад +14

      lol

    • @jacksonirving4594
      @jacksonirving4594 3 года назад +8

      😂 I've done that a few times.

    • @ivanna_humpallot621
      @ivanna_humpallot621 3 года назад +22

      What an "OLD FART"! 😂

    • @Putin391
      @Putin391 3 года назад +2

      @@ivanna_humpallot621 a fart that comes out an expired arse crack with high mileage.

  • @kevinberrill1452
    @kevinberrill1452 3 года назад +194

    They don’t even realize that they are the matter of public interest! 😂

    • @O.bengee
      @O.bengee 5 месяцев назад

      Do U like chillies seasoned with pepperoni with a hint of banana ?

  • @timcruse9054
    @timcruse9054 3 года назад +492

    This is like a sketch from Monty Python. Police officer “can I help you?” Auditing Britain “No thank you” 😂😂😂😂 two police cars to question someone filming in a public place meanwhile houses are burgled and cars are stolen and never investigated. Absolutely brilliant.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +22

      🙏🏼

    • @mr.phasfun6044
      @mr.phasfun6044 3 года назад +28

      Little Britain sketch

    • @mrsillywalk
      @mrsillywalk 2 года назад +9

      A couple of local drug dealers keep their stash in her hair. She don't know what's there.

    • @positivityandpeace4718
      @positivityandpeace4718 2 года назад +5

      Spot on all you get is a crime reference number. Pathetic

    • @caolkyle
      @caolkyle 2 года назад +12

      I always love the 'Is there anything ELSE I can help with?', he didn't ask for help in the first place..

  • @craigfowler7098
    @craigfowler7098 7 месяцев назад +51

    He can ask anything he wants and does not have to justify it to anyone. Plus he can stay as long as he wants and does not need anyone's permission.

    • @AlexWood-k1s
      @AlexWood-k1s 3 месяца назад

      Who’s he? God?

    • @cranch95
      @cranch95 3 месяца назад +1

      @@AlexWood-k1s you don't need to be God to exercise your basic rights 😂

  • @hearyou4203
    @hearyou4203 3 года назад +122

    Probably somone inside the office wound him up to go "defend the station". What a laugh. What a deranged guy. Great vid.

    • @collincovid6950
      @collincovid6950 3 года назад

      Mr Bumble would make a good advertisement for long life batteries as he only really had one motion. What a complete dick head, and it would be funny if he were to come to this video and read the comments, before he took out the batteries

  • @elusive7078
    @elusive7078 3 года назад +122

    She blanks you three times and then says 'see your not even listening to me' ffs lol 🤣

    • @wailer27
      @wailer27 5 месяцев назад +2

      she was trying to remember the question she had asked that he didn't answer... also pointing out it's not a crime to look at a badge OR film a badge is being pedantic, which really means she got caught out in a logical fallacy and has no other argument other than to attack the person exposing her nonsense

  • @faz08
    @faz08 3 года назад +218

    That small blondie one isn't used to people not answering her questions..

    • @gazzanorth4373
      @gazzanorth4373 3 года назад +28

      Two busy thinking of her next lip filler appointment

    • @4catsnow
      @4catsnow 3 года назад +21

      She had to participate in the debate at the same time keeping her makeup shielded....kind of a losing battle on both fronts..

    • @michaelfulthorpe1910
      @michaelfulthorpe1910 3 года назад +15

      All cops are the same, they seem to think everyone owes them an explanation for everything they do in life just because they are bored and it makes them feel needed. The old guy needed marched backwards chest to chest until he fell on his ass or a knee to the balls would have got the same result.

    • @TheGreat185
      @TheGreat185 3 года назад +8

      She's mad for a suck

    • @kevinberrill1452
      @kevinberrill1452 3 года назад +6

      Even when she uses her proper police voice.

  • @tomeksikora1297
    @tomeksikora1297 Год назад +43

    Everyone who doesn't just immediately and unquestioningly comply is 'awkward'.
    No, being face to face with an agent of the Crown whose default position is 'actively look for anything I might successfully prosecute', is awkward.

    • @loonaticsrunningtheassylum
      @loonaticsrunningtheassylum 7 месяцев назад

      They're just stealth tax collectors..

    • @jamesgillan3099
      @jamesgillan3099 6 месяцев назад

      🎉😂😊😮

    • @joedee1863
      @joedee1863 5 месяцев назад +1

      If you're awkward does that make you an Awk ?
      If you're Dorkward, does that make you a Dork
      I'd rather be a Hobbit , so I can stand and gobbit,
      Or even be an Elf, so I can help myself
      To all those lovely brambles, as I go for for Welsh rarebit rambles.
      I know I'm being silly
      But they started it first,
      It's my right to be a silly billy,
      So their ego bubble gets burst.

  • @robertreid7221
    @robertreid7221 3 года назад +122

    Typical coppers, accelerate the situation in the hopes of getting an arrest when the public don't immediately comply

    • @llewellynjones1115
      @llewellynjones1115 3 года назад +11

      I think you mean - escalate.

    • @docmitchell4658
      @docmitchell4658 4 месяца назад

      It’s like they try to trap you, hence why no one trusts the police these days

  • @Benny10001
    @Benny10001 3 года назад +391

    Oh my, this one had absolutely everything. 1) The crazy power craved admin person spending so much time aground police he thinks he’s an FBI agent. 2) The utterly unprepared and easily triggered officers, and.. 3) AB on absolute form - calm throughout, sarcastic to the max, and a step ahead of them all at every turn.
    This was really one of your best audits to date! 👊

    • @butters_
      @butters_ 3 года назад +40

      Lol my auntie worked in a police office and I swear to god she thought she was chief superintendent it was mega embarrassing

    • @robrees8501
      @robrees8501 2 года назад +7

      I actually feel sorry for the wpc’s , small town local cops and bless them they were doing their best 😂

    • @cloudyaa5397
      @cloudyaa5397 2 года назад +1

      U said all wht i want to say 💯💯

    • @robslade2571
      @robslade2571 2 года назад +4

      @ Mrkp0w. My cousin is a police officer. How do you think I feel.

    • @willmitchell255
      @willmitchell255 2 года назад +7

      @@robrees8501 Agree - they were doing their best. Sunglasses ? WTF 🤷‍♂️ And those teeth would put a beaver to shame !

  • @galwithanafro
    @galwithanafro 3 года назад +136

    "Anyways, I need to go and pick up some blackberries" 😂😂😂😂 I can't deal!!!

  • @isaacramsay7889
    @isaacramsay7889 8 месяцев назад +51

    This is one of the funniest ones. The power trip is a heroic dose

  • @izas6853
    @izas6853 3 года назад +211

    On another note, Welsh countryside is absolutely gorgeous.

    • @CommanderStarblaster
      @CommanderStarblaster 3 года назад

      😂 Isn't it, doesn't it, wouldn't it.

    • @justinm2697
      @justinm2697 3 года назад +1

      Turns out Tom Jones' green green grass of home was real.

    • @veganfortheanimalsdee6637
      @veganfortheanimalsdee6637 3 года назад +8

      Yeah, but you need to go to wales to see it though..🤥 full of welsh folk. Scotland is beautiful, we are also pretty friendly.

    • @bikinibandit2398
      @bikinibandit2398 3 года назад +1

      Wales for the Welsh.

    • @Deliquescentinsight
      @Deliquescentinsight 3 года назад +4

      I miss the north wales countryside, there is nowhere like it in this world-I grew up with the Welsh mountains in view from our landing!

  • @ronnierosenthal6551
    @ronnierosenthal6551 3 года назад +54

    Fella knows how it feels to ring the police and no one bothers to come out

    • @rob936
      @rob936 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

  • @PeteretePeter
    @PeteretePeter 3 года назад +323

    What an absolute prize plum that pen pusher is. Clearly being told on the phone to back off and that you’re doing nothing wrong but he’s so puffed up with his own self-importance that he can’t back down. Stays out so long his shirt gets soaked through. 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

    • @Chris-nf3sg
      @Chris-nf3sg 3 года назад +19

      Totally agree. Shipman was a total balloon. 🤣

    • @kevinchamberlain7928
      @kevinchamberlain7928 3 года назад +12

      Kept repeating "I'm not at all happy" but gutted he was in the wrong.

    • @cosmicdebris42
      @cosmicdebris42 3 года назад +16

      Think this guy has a touch of Joe Biden. The lady's had to shuffle him back to his desk like he had escaped an old folks home.

    • @kevinchamberlain7928
      @kevinchamberlain7928 3 года назад +1

      @@cosmicdebris42 likely shit and pissed himself like groping Joe Biden, too!

    • @aleebea
      @aleebea Год назад +1

      ​@@cosmicdebris42 😂😂. A touch of Joe Biden!

  • @ZahidKhan-tb3fb
    @ZahidKhan-tb3fb Год назад +104

    Dr Shipman: “what are you doing”?
    AB: “I’m filming”.
    Dr Shipman: “no you not”.
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheCunnamulla
      @TheCunnamulla Год назад +1

      Yes. What the fxck

    • @connor-t3o6m
      @connor-t3o6m 2 месяца назад

      You're correct. He does look like Dr Shipman.

    • @phoebsc5993
      @phoebsc5993 Месяц назад

      Ha ha ha😂😂😂❤❤

  • @stevewager3861
    @stevewager3861 3 года назад +238

    "We're not getting anywhere" - Translated "He isn't incriminating himself" .....
    GJ AB love your work

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +14

      🙏🏼

    • @1stamendmentmedia464
      @1stamendmentmedia464 2 года назад +12

      They asked....."what ELSE can we help you with today?"
      Wait....did I miss the part where they DID help him today?

  • @ghostofreagan3181
    @ghostofreagan3181 3 года назад +285

    AB is truly the best. Never gets mad, he simply destroys them with logic.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +27

      Thank You🤛

    • @cuckingfunt9353
      @cuckingfunt9353 3 года назад +5

      @@AuditingBritain I love the new thing you are doing... the lip filler and the sunglasses... It completely throws them and confuses them. I will remember that tactic.
      When she said " you are asking personal questions" well they ask personal questions why shouldn't you.... There is no more personal question than that of my identity, if the cops want to know my sexual preferences I will tell them, my dick size I will tell them.... My name and address, that's personal information, I don't want to tell them.

    • @ghostofreagan3181
      @ghostofreagan3181 3 года назад +1

      @@aposslex well, each to his

    • @wayneh150
      @wayneh150 3 года назад +2

      @@AuditingBritain do you have the ability to do live, where people may suggest intresting questions during the interaction.

    • @Hondadctrider
      @Hondadctrider 3 года назад +4

      I'll bet the older guy is fun at parties.

  • @cashstore1
    @cashstore1 3 года назад +125

    This is what happens when people go through life being ignorant. That includes the cops. Logic skills are thrown to the four winds.
    Blackberries. Yum!!

  • @mdnanumiah1768
    @mdnanumiah1768 Год назад +38

    Love the way you got put those officers in their place, awesome, They can’t keep up with your intelligence and knowledge. Keep it up ❤

  • @scottthompson551
    @scottthompson551 3 года назад +263

    The old man who made the Citizens arrests his kids must be so proud of him what a doughnut

    • @jimmyjones1266
      @jimmyjones1266 3 года назад +19

      His kids r probably the same

    • @woodlanegardenequipmentrep9149
      @woodlanegardenequipmentrep9149 3 года назад +12

      ....needs folding up like a pretzel

    • @BR1883FC
      @BR1883FC 3 года назад +5

      @@jimmyjones1266 Are socks able to conceive?

    • @jamesoneill2933
      @jamesoneill2933 3 года назад +1

      @@jimmyjones1266 Like people under the stairs. “ Da da made an arrest today”.

    • @cliffmason2806
      @cliffmason2806 3 года назад +4

      how does he and his boyfriend have kids

  • @kevinchamberlain7928
    @kevinchamberlain7928 3 года назад +230

    The two WPC's prove intelligence is not required to join the police force.

    • @kateroyston9416
      @kateroyston9416 3 года назад +13

      One with sun glasses,the other shielding her eyes, to stop the false lashes getting washed off.Fucking hell i despair!

    • @donnafartface3905
      @donnafartface3905 3 года назад +5

      It's WPCs. Not WPC's. But then again WPC rank title was abolished 22 years ago.

    • @adcolt54
      @adcolt54 3 года назад +12

      yet another diversity hire success story

    • @1SpudderR
      @1SpudderR 3 года назад +13

      Do they practice being stupid! They get great wages for What?

    • @keithclark6299
      @keithclark6299 3 года назад +11

      No intelligence, just a tattoo.

  • @ryanbosley7759
    @ryanbosley7759 3 года назад +90

    "privacy is a crime"
    WHAT A COMPLETE WALLY

  • @ericyoutube77
    @ericyoutube77 Год назад +22

    I’ve learnt a lot more about the law from this channel

  • @callumbush1
    @callumbush1 3 года назад +104

    Guy in blue shirt is a heavy drinker you can see it in his face hence his aggressive manner!

    • @johnbonner2306
      @johnbonner2306 2 года назад +7

      thought that straight away .... probably drives into work unhindered aswell stinking of booze

  • @davidsmith7001
    @davidsmith7001 3 года назад +629

    I almost feel sorry for him, he’s indoctrinated and hasn’t grasped how many thousands of people are gonna judge him.

    • @sensational_cellar8606
      @sensational_cellar8606 3 года назад +46

      Pompous old fart 💨

    • @pete904ni
      @pete904ni 3 года назад +22

      Yeah but he's going to ask the police officer to take his phone and delete the video

    • @purplerabbit874
      @purplerabbit874 3 года назад +4

      @@sensational_cellar8606 Less of the old, Lol

    • @ice9735
      @ice9735 3 года назад +4

      @@pete904ni 🤣🤣🤣

    • @parahandy6251
      @parahandy6251 3 года назад +8

      @@daveysrevolution5940 You think so? Get back in your cave, muppet.

  • @Futoy
    @Futoy 3 года назад +316

    My God what an embarrassment to the police force.

    • @apollocreed5391
      @apollocreed5391 3 года назад +23

      What an embarrassment to Wales too 😂

    • @nonenone-vt8cg
      @nonenone-vt8cg 3 года назад +20

      It is difficult to embarrass Dyfed Powys Police, as they have been found not fit for purpose and the most corrupt force in Wales.

    • @Testedecazzo
      @Testedecazzo 3 года назад +5

      Service*

    • @shaneseccombe1837
      @shaneseccombe1837 3 года назад +13

      You are dead right. It’s bloody scary to think these people have so much power. Were do they get them from? Its extremely worrying

    • @edenlondon2992
      @edenlondon2992 3 года назад

      @@Testedecazzo
      Farce ?

  • @mrlogiclogic4119
    @mrlogiclogic4119 Год назад +56

    "Did you have lip filler"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alanwhite6730
      @alanwhite6730 Год назад +4

      😂

    • @zoomtruth1013
      @zoomtruth1013 5 месяцев назад +3

      I literally just wrote same exact comment as you lolololol

  • @andyclark1426
    @andyclark1426 3 года назад +287

    It’s funny how the police don’t like being filmed and questioned despite them doing the very same to us

    • @baronvonmaximillionsnell2757
      @baronvonmaximillionsnell2757 3 года назад +19

      See, the government/ police don't like the mobile phone and it's camera...They ( government/police) don't have control any more. The public do at last.
      The mobile phone is the most democratic thing, sence the pen.

    • @kevgall12
      @kevgall12 3 года назад +15

      The watchers hate being watched.

    • @SlimTortoise
      @SlimTortoise 3 года назад +7

      They also don't like been told they are breaking the law (which they do every day in one form or another) which is also what they like to do to others!

    • @WasNotWas999
      @WasNotWas999 3 года назад +6

      Much harder to lie in court when you have a video of them!!!

    • @georgematthews776
      @georgematthews776 3 года назад +3

      The difference is these horrible auditers put the footage on youtube for us all to laff at, they also film the public not just police, if i ever see a auditer i would destroy there camera

  • @andyb6120
    @andyb6120 3 года назад +218

    Well done AB this was a classic. They did the walk of shame.

    • @seanspawn7805
      @seanspawn7805 3 года назад +2

      There was no walk of shame on this one.

    • @The-Weekend-Warrior
      @The-Weekend-Warrior 3 года назад +5

      No walk of shame here, no shame, no explanation why their attitude was wrong... just a "let's get moving, there's a fool out there filming nothing"...

    • @Burghbypass
      @Burghbypass 3 года назад +7

      Brilliant! Funniest instalment for a long time! Totally clueless. Citizen's Arrest - LOL! Nobody does an audit better than AB - no aggro, no bullying and you get the point over.

    • @The-Weekend-Warrior
      @The-Weekend-Warrior 3 года назад +2

      @@Burghbypass Where did they get the point? This is exactly my problem here. They didn't.

    • @7dtdfil730
      @7dtdfil730 3 года назад +1

      @@seanspawn7805 except every step he took onto the road, blocking the highway...

  • @secretfacekid8920
    @secretfacekid8920 3 года назад +96

    Those two police women were absolutely useless, imagine them trying to actually catch criminals.

    • @09weenic
      @09weenic 3 года назад +16

      They will be good at shutting the rear door of a police van once her four male colleagues deal with a violent criminal

    • @mrlegkick91
      @mrlegkick91 2 года назад +8

      The fact that we pay silly amounts of money for them to drive around and play cop is ridiculous

    • @johnomay3734
      @johnomay3734 8 месяцев назад +3

      Maybe they’re the escaped budgie squad

    • @loonaticsrunningtheassylum
      @loonaticsrunningtheassylum 7 месяцев назад

      The police don't catch criminals. That's not their job.. they're stealth tax collectors. Nothing more

    • @Jack-fl8kv
      @Jack-fl8kv 5 месяцев назад +1

      They were right he was being pedantic and awkward. Ridiculing her for her lips was just gross too

  • @edeledeledel5490
    @edeledeledel5490 2 года назад +12

    In the middle of a conversation when she was asking you personal questions, she says "Why are you asking me questions" and then "Why are you still here?" Priceless. You couldn't make it up.

  • @ianjones3568
    @ianjones3568 3 года назад +77

    Beardy weirdy: "the inspector will err...."
    AB: "inspect me?"😂😂

  • @bw4352
    @bw4352 3 года назад +130

    He walked up to you with a camera in your hand and says he doesn’t like being filmed what a clown

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +16

      😂😂😂

    • @johnbonner2306
      @johnbonner2306 2 года назад

      and he isnt happy his badge is filmed yet its hung round his neck on show .... utterly brainless

  • @nigellapaul6787
    @nigellapaul6787 3 года назад +33

    Thought Harold shipman was dead .?

  • @summan41man
    @summan41man 7 месяцев назад +20

    The Honey Monster came to defend Harold Shipman

    • @alexanders-life
      @alexanders-life 6 месяцев назад +3

      Boris Johnsons sister 😅😅😅

    • @pasta8470
      @pasta8470 3 месяца назад +1

      LMAO harold shipman ahhahaha

  • @matthammond1737
    @matthammond1737 3 года назад +159

    I used to work with the police in South Wales as an interpreter and developed a very healthy dislike for them generally after a while. Largely utter meathead rugby boys. Was asked to do some things I knew to be morally wrong and were probably illegal so I quit in the end. Now, I have more pieces of the puzzle in place and can see I was definitely on the right lines with my misgivings about them.

    • @obtuse186
      @obtuse186 3 года назад +4

      I really, really hope that you were interpreting the language of English with the language of English spoken by the Welsh.

    • @matthammond1737
      @matthammond1737 3 года назад +4

      @@obtuse186 How can you be so obtuse?

    • @stuartjamieson2427
      @stuartjamieson2427 3 года назад

      Well said and well done exposing these morons

    • @obtuse186
      @obtuse186 3 года назад +2

      @@matthammond1737 what can I say? It's what I do...

    • @Daf1400s
      @Daf1400s 2 года назад +2

      different police force, but both are just as incompetent

  • @CharlesVeitch
    @CharlesVeitch 3 года назад +897

    Police employee had serious Dr Harold "The Old Dear Hunter" Shipman vibes

    • @Nickle314
      @Nickle314 3 года назад +11

      A mere amateur. 200+ killed. There's one Doctor who worked for the NHS that killed 654 in the same way as Harold.

    • @kippersniffer3699
      @kippersniffer3699 3 года назад +19

      @@Nickle314 and how many has the 💉 killed

    • @Goldboy1975
      @Goldboy1975 3 года назад +20

      Shipman would have been pro vaccine…. 🤔

    • @marklittler784
      @marklittler784 3 года назад +2

      @Bud King of Beers Because he was always out on calls.

    • @strawman4355
      @strawman4355 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha hahaha

  • @The-Weekend-Warrior
    @The-Weekend-Warrior 3 года назад +71

    When you're trying so hard to make a scene out of something and everyone else just doesn't give a crap :) That guy trying so hard to get someone out was funny.

  • @e.w.1179
    @e.w.1179 8 месяцев назад +7

    When I Retired as a Police Officer in 2012, I seem to remember that a Member of the Public could only Arrest when an Offence had been committed, not on suspicion of an Offence. G.

  • @bestofukaudits1274
    @bestofukaudits1274 3 года назад +66

    I think it's all down to training with the Police Staff employee. He said hes been told to challenge people but not told how or what is legally allowed.
    Those Police officers did not know how to handle you at all and did not tell you they activated the body worn camera. Absolute class AB, had them confused and unable to keep up with you

    • @choppermike3329
      @choppermike3329 3 года назад +5

      Yeah when she said "obviously some people don't like to be filmed" he should have asked if their body worn cameras were activated.

    • @justinm2697
      @justinm2697 3 года назад +2

      He says he's been told that but I doubt it.

    • @cuckingfunt9353
      @cuckingfunt9353 3 года назад +1

      @@choppermike3329 There were more cameras on that building than in the prison break scene from star wars. .. Their car was bristling with them, but some people don't like to be filmed !

    • @nigelxavier883
      @nigelxavier883 3 года назад +3

      I'm surprised the police staff member didn't know laws, came over in an aggressive manner asking who you are and if you had permission and saying hell arrest you if you seem suspicious. The 2 cops turned up coz he called for police, but they didn't have a clue also. Once again, a very good audit.

    • @choppermike3329
      @choppermike3329 3 года назад

      @@cuckingfunt9353 Yep. Probably the only time you're not being recorded there is when you are in the bathroom.

  • @AnOldEnglishBloke
    @AnOldEnglishBloke 2 года назад +41

    They treat us with contempt, but it is us who should treat them with utter contempt.
    They don't even know the laws they purport to adhering to.

  • @THEUNSEENREPORT
    @THEUNSEENREPORT 3 года назад +56

    "Why are you still here?..... Because your talking to me!" hahahahaahaha LEGEND!!!! Crazy world where people feelings always come into it.

    • @doncumberbatch6416
      @doncumberbatch6416 3 года назад +1

      They ask the dumbest question ⁉️🤔

    • @garyrowe58
      @garyrowe58 3 года назад +1

      And her response was classic!

  • @McGrew100
    @McGrew100 Год назад +13

    "We;re not getting the answers we want".

    • @andirutherford2615
      @andirutherford2615 5 месяцев назад

      I find that in exams, never get the answers I need

  • @juliethomas-rogers1681
    @juliethomas-rogers1681 3 года назад +36

    Oh jesus christ, I'm cringing with embarrassment for that silly old sod! That was a bloody good laugh though AB

  • @Deerky23
    @Deerky23 3 года назад +73

    “Your not even listening to me” as she proceeds to ignore you for 10 seconds

  • @Redturret
    @Redturret 3 года назад +71

    Yet another brilliant video my favourite part was when you said are you to enforce what people like and don’t like which was a brilliant response.

  • @peterk3227
    @peterk3227 5 месяцев назад +7

    I love watching these ones where the king finds out that he is really the court jester LOL

  • @paullancaster7066
    @paullancaster7066 3 года назад +185

    You made a complete fool of Dr Shipman! Wonderful. I loved the way that he didnt want to be filmed..... but followed you along the footpath as you filmed....and then told the person on the phone that you were filming him. 😆

    • @mrsillywalk
      @mrsillywalk 2 года назад +5

      Dr Shipman indeed. He will whip out more than your pacemaker if he can get the two ladies off their junket and you into his surgery.

    • @max11111able
      @max11111able 2 года назад +2

      😆

    • @TheGodParticle
      @TheGodParticle 2 года назад +1

      Lol, exactly what I was thinking.

    • @dean6816
      @dean6816 2 года назад +3

      LOL! I was thinking, who does he look like?

    • @freemanzak8995
      @freemanzak8995 2 года назад +4

      Its his brother 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnblatchford8206
    @johnblatchford8206 3 года назад +61

    "What's your name"
    "I'm not going to tell you"
    "I've already got it (points) it's there"😂😂😂😂😂 Fantastic!😁

  • @TheJoujou82
    @TheJoujou82 3 года назад +67

    AB is the goat. This was so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 Год назад +7

    🤣I reckon the phone call he got was his wife saying she's leaving him because he's nuts.

  • @a.nelprober4971
    @a.nelprober4971 3 года назад +93

    Love how that guy was so unimportant that nobody even came out from the station despite his proximity to it. Probably a cleaner or something

    • @nigelchandra6116
      @nigelchandra6116 3 года назад +12

      Cleaners are VERY important mate

    • @glennseaward3050
      @glennseaward3050 3 года назад +4

      Why isn't a cleaner not important.

    • @lrdisco2005
      @lrdisco2005 2 года назад +2

      Cleaners are probably this most important staff in buildings right now.

    • @marcovargas4483
      @marcovargas4483 8 месяцев назад

      @@glennseaward3050 Cleaners aren't not important for many reasons.

    • @glennseaward3050
      @glennseaward3050 8 месяцев назад

      @@marcovargas4483 if ya say so .

  • @Andy-mp3yb
    @Andy-mp3yb 3 года назад +96

    Loved the way you kept them out in the rain, absolutely brilliant 😁👍

  • @emzt5289
    @emzt5289 3 года назад +92

    Offering him a blackberry cracked me up 😆😆😆

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +8

      Got to be polite lol

    • @richardharries5825
      @richardharries5825 3 года назад +1

      AB I love your reply.

    • @benh9096
      @benh9096 3 года назад

      @@AuditingBritain ur not polite ur rude, asking if she had a lipper filler multiple times. lad ur a bad ming cant wait to see ur shit taken down

    • @crymeaariver
      @crymeaariver 3 года назад

      @@benh9096 lmao

  • @SusanNoulton
    @SusanNoulton 7 месяцев назад +6

    God I love the way you question them, and they just give up on you Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Benny10001
    @Benny10001 3 года назад +40

    “What’s your name”
    “I’m not telling you my name”
    [camera pans down to his ID badge]. 🤦‍♂️😂

    • @chris1927
      @chris1927 3 года назад +9

      That fucking done me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @experiment54
      @experiment54 3 года назад +7

      And then the guy had to look at it himself as if he didn’t know who he is 😂😆

  • @dirtbikebf
    @dirtbikebf 3 года назад +165

    Brilliant AB, you've taken this to another level lately with some real laugh out loud vids, nice to see you're in Wales.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +18

      Thank You🙏🏼

    • @Kissme69420
      @Kissme69420 3 года назад +6

      @@AuditingBritain please audit parc prison you’ll get great content there AB

    • @GamerUK
      @GamerUK 3 года назад +6

      I put the kettle on when I see a AB notification and get the hobnobs out 😄

  • @PINACI
    @PINACI 3 года назад +123

    lol, a member of the public can ONLY make an arrest under section 24a of PACE for an indictable offence, if it's not then whoever makes the arrest is open for a nice civil claim. It would have been interesting to see what he would have done if you started walking away from him at that time.

    • @stevenwalker8199
      @stevenwalker8199 3 года назад +11

      I love your information and its give me the true facts. You have been missed. When you back out filming again?

    • @PINACI
      @PINACI 3 года назад +9

      @@stevenwalker8199 Very soon I hope, I've just been so busy lately with flying lessons and family life I've just not had time to get my camera out.

    • @stevenwalker8199
      @stevenwalker8199 3 года назад +5

      @@PINACI Well family life must come first. Good luck with the flying and hope to see you soon.

    • @kdfc1
      @kdfc1 3 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @sotn8010
      @sotn8010 3 года назад +2

      I thought it was an offence to threat of arrest unless it's legitimate.

  • @grandtheftgameryt
    @grandtheftgameryt Год назад +9

    Omg that lip filler question got me and the sunglasses question 😂😂😂

  • @grahambunton377
    @grahambunton377 3 года назад +88

    While you were talking to the guy in the blue shirt I imagined that every police officer in the HQ was peeking out the window saying "I'm not going out there, send those two dopey birds"

    • @trone32
      @trone32 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @shayalexLHRB
      @shayalexLHRB 2 года назад

      😂😂

    • @afro5380
      @afro5380 2 года назад

      😹😹😹

    • @richardjames4632
      @richardjames4632 Год назад +3

      "I'm not going out there, send those two dopey birds" Lovely. Alternatively, "Shipman's at it again, he's a damned nuisance..."

    • @stephenleigh635
      @stephenleigh635 Год назад

      Darby and Joan’s club members

  • @MonstaMunch101
    @MonstaMunch101 3 года назад +311

    "Some people don't like being filmed" - In that case advise them not to walk up to a guy who they know is recording and then stand in front of his camera while claiming their privacy is being violated. How stupid can a person be?

    • @olderbutnowiser6701
      @olderbutnowiser6701 3 года назад +6

      Great point Monsta

    • @Dave174385
      @Dave174385 3 года назад +15

      Some people don't like being taxed, but guess what.............

    • @hughgordon6435
      @hughgordon6435 2 года назад +3

      Police stoopid, think you'll find

    • @robinhowson4292
      @robinhowson4292 2 года назад

      Lmao someone didn't get sex last night , hence the shit attitude no manners and mini power trip 😂😂😂

    • @jimphone
      @jimphone 2 года назад +2

      Fucking lol

  • @Lylamedia
    @Lylamedia 3 года назад +48

    Found it odd she did not like the personal questions, maybe her and the rest of her gang should mind their own business too

    • @GamerUK
      @GamerUK 3 года назад +7

      She was raging inside haha

  • @hostergaard
    @hostergaard 5 месяцев назад +3

    The lip filler question was hilarious genius!

  • @jacko717
    @jacko717 3 года назад +67

    Shipman needed his hat nailing on. What a daft old clown. "Privacy is a crime." priceless.

  • @edltommyrobinson9782
    @edltommyrobinson9782 3 года назад +24

    Standing in the middle of the road on his mobile on a blind corner,
    Even the Police know people on mobile phones are distracted.
    What an absolute PLANK!

    • @1966Graham
      @1966Graham 3 года назад +3

      I think he stood there so no more Police Officers could drive past him.

    • @jamesoneill2933
      @jamesoneill2933 3 года назад +1

      @ Editommy Robinson Yes , but he might have intended to commandeer a Jeep or a tank or such like.

    • @realPromotememedia
      @realPromotememedia 3 года назад

      @@1966Graham 😂😂😂

  • @bobhope3817
    @bobhope3817 3 года назад +83

    A lot of these people and police need retraining it's getting embarrassing for the UK

    • @homelessinpeckham1094
      @homelessinpeckham1094 3 года назад

      I have no problem with how they acted

    • @bobhope3817
      @bobhope3817 3 года назад +7

      @@homelessinpeckham1094 good for you

    • @uke4915
      @uke4915 3 года назад +10

      Getting embarrassing I think its gone way past that already

    • @therealgg5050
      @therealgg5050 3 года назад

      From my experience i think Wales people are very humble.

  • @bobnewton6377
    @bobnewton6377 4 месяца назад +1

    Just started following AB. Very impressed with his method and manner. We need these warriors out there in all weathers keeping those that have power over us in check. Thank you AB.

  • @XAVR_
    @XAVR_ 3 года назад +125

    "Privacy is a crime"
    He bloody wishes

    • @pqrstzxerty1296
      @pqrstzxerty1296 3 года назад +4

      👍 So many of this public / civil workers think it is. They need to phone ICO and discuss with the ICO. The ICO will put them right.
      Also Equality Act, so the police and council can record but you can not. Um infact the Data Protection Act says ANYONE can record for crime or emergency reasons.

    • @-EC002-
      @-EC002- 3 года назад +3

      I literally sighed out loud and shook my head. What a knob!

    • @pete904ni
      @pete904ni 3 года назад +1

      @@pqrstzxerty1296 in public anyone can recorded anything for any (or no) reason.

  • @stancichosz4201
    @stancichosz4201 3 года назад +112

    The confusion on their faces is just priceless 😂

    • @MrDaylight
      @MrDaylight 3 года назад

      ​@@richardhammer187 If this is enough to baffle them imagine them actually in charge of investigating a crime. Think about them handling situations and evidence that could be important to you victims. Disturbing.

    • @RABIDJOCK
      @RABIDJOCK 3 года назад

      They are confused to find a bloke randomly filming a police station in the pissing rain for no apparent reason. It's not a crime its just a bit weird... Then asking a woman about surgery does start to sound just a little creepy..

    • @MrDaylight
      @MrDaylight 3 года назад

      @@RABIDJOCK1. There is a reason and be explained it. 2. Their job isn't to waste tax money satisfying their curiosities. 3. If they don't like the things he's saying they can stop talking to him. And I personally find someone asking me who I am and for my ID more creepy than appearance comments.

    • @RABIDJOCK
      @RABIDJOCK 3 года назад

      @@MrDaylight Nope his reason was weak. I've never got this filming to get a reaction stuff.. I live in N Ireland and you never see this here. Don't get me wrong most cops know the score now with these "auditors" so they have to try for another way to get YTube views. They go after any old place now. Saw one dong a Bog roll company they other day. That was a lot of shi*t.. If someone walks up to my wife and started asking her about her physical appearance I'd have something to say to him. Definitely Creepy.

    • @MrDaylight
      @MrDaylight 3 года назад

      @@RABIDJOCK Cops know the score now? Good. So they can get back to work and actually capture some criminals. That'll be the day.

  • @Freddee00
    @Freddee00 3 года назад +43

    How hard can it be? Just say: "He is allowed to record" -And leave...?

    • @ice9735
      @ice9735 3 года назад +3

      👏👏👏

  • @davidholburn8698
    @davidholburn8698 11 месяцев назад +5

    This one is always worth a rewatch.

  • @rd6781
    @rd6781 3 года назад +40

    I nearly choked when you offered him a blackberry hahahaha

  • @sanchezgotsumkids
    @sanchezgotsumkids 3 года назад +30

    Wow, they really do live in their own little bubble.
    "We don't like strangers round these parts argghhh".

    • @mattpayne3349
      @mattpayne3349 3 года назад

      At least it looks like they've got plenty of land around the station for their sheep if you know what I mean.

    • @carltonlambert7608
      @carltonlambert7608 3 года назад

      Even though we have the worldwide web in our pockets. Knowledge is still slow to get to some places

    • @bluesnowbelle7625
      @bluesnowbelle7625 7 месяцев назад

      Wicker Man vibes 😱👹☠😂

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 3 месяца назад

      The genepool around there looks to be more of a gene puddle.

  • @philwarren4479
    @philwarren4479 3 года назад +31

    GREAT ENTERTAINMENT. I HAVE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE THIS WAS SO FUNNY GREAT JOB, MADE MY DAY SIR 😂😂😂🇬🇧

  • @peteramberley9952
    @peteramberley9952 9 месяцев назад +10

    What a horse of a woman 😅

  • @drob517
    @drob517 3 года назад +118

    This guy is hilarious. Absolute nonsense “privacy is a crime”, wow, first time hearing this.

    • @frankfisher99
      @frankfisher99 3 года назад +3

      You can bet everyone in the government and police believe it should be.

    • @perthyn1
      @perthyn1 3 года назад +1

      Hilarious? There's nothing funny about making fun of people's accents.

    • @perthyn1
      @perthyn1 3 года назад +2

      ...and by being a condescending male chauvinist. Actually, you're really rather pathetic.

    • @Gematrinator
      @Gematrinator 3 года назад +2

      @@perthyn1 OH GOD PEOPLE LIKE U MAKE ME LAUGH LMAO

    • @perthyn1
      @perthyn1 3 года назад +1

      @@Gematrinator Don't worry about it, that'll be because of your limited intellect and shouting at me in capital letters won't make you appear any more intelligent.

  • @adams2736
    @adams2736 3 года назад +56

    I'm surprised this channel hasn't reached 1 million subscribers yet. Damn it, I am addicted to this channel now.

  • @YorkshireTripper.
    @YorkshireTripper. 3 года назад +40

    you did well to remain polite to this man AB the way he was carrying on.

  • @rob1969in
    @rob1969in 6 месяцев назад +3

    'Anyway I have to go and pick up some Blackberries'.....killed me

  • @observationsoftheworld895
    @observationsoftheworld895 3 года назад +70

    Another massive win for AB. I thoroughly enjoy these videos as it just reinforces my conclusion that our Police are, in the majority, unfit for the position they are currently in.

    • @observationsoftheworld895
      @observationsoftheworld895 3 года назад +2

      @@Tube2097 LOL Well you are entitled to your opinion and bizarre anecdote and I truly do not care.

    • @ianking8315
      @ianking8315 3 года назад

      physically and mentally.

    • @ianking8315
      @ianking8315 3 года назад

      @@Tube2097 what if you decided not to let them arrest you they rely on compliance and fear of the uniform.

    • @ianking8315
      @ianking8315 3 года назад

      @@Tube2097 i think you are talking s--t.

  • @vinnyOdea878
    @vinnyOdea878 3 года назад +71

    The Welsh police really need an auditing wake up call,there ripe fruit need picking,that poor 16 year old auditor (auditing Wales) needs some payback

  • @legobatman8353
    @legobatman8353 3 года назад +30

    I saw a farmer report he had his scarecrow stolen. I think I know where it is now.

  • @ericyoutube77
    @ericyoutube77 Год назад +5

    “You’re dismissed”😂

  • @marxsparx
    @marxsparx 3 года назад +95

    Can you imagine having to work with that guy! Ringing the ops room direct. Demanding a police officer attend. If that’s not an abuse of power I don’t know what is.

    • @paulg3012
      @paulg3012 3 года назад +18

      Someone needs to look into his claim that the civilians drive the marked cars.

    • @clanktank
      @clanktank 3 года назад +14

      He obviously thinks he's some kind of a bigshot inside, but doesn't remember he's a nobody outside. Dickhead.

    • @grimprawn902
      @grimprawn902 3 года назад +17

      Loved how no-one came out to rescue him!

    • @philawja
      @philawja 3 года назад +8

      It's not an abuse of power cause he has no power to abuse

    • @bolo4955
      @bolo4955 3 года назад +9

      He was the grass at school run too the teachers over anything

  • @Paul-fm3cf
    @Paul-fm3cf 3 года назад +27

    "Anyway, I need to go and pick some blackberries." Brilliant : )

  • @fintonmainz7845
    @fintonmainz7845 3 года назад +47

    Copsplaining
    "There's nothing ongoing so why are you still here"
    Madam: if nothing is happening why are YOU there?
    If people weren't challenged for filming police stations nobody would bother to film there.

  • @robertwilliams2323
    @robertwilliams2323 9 месяцев назад +18

    This guy is so funny, a great wind up merchant.

  • @daniel1970ification
    @daniel1970ification 3 года назад +22

    "Coffee and apologise"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Classic AB - love it.

  • @kc8563
    @kc8563 3 года назад +141

    AB’s levels of intelligence are so far beyond the people that challenge him - which makes for pure prime time entertainment.

    • @topg1971
      @topg1971 3 года назад +1

      @@AB-cs7vm can tell with that grammar

    • @topg1971
      @topg1971 3 года назад

      Your trolling pretending to be AB and I’m the muppet get to bed kidda🤣🤡

    • @topg1971
      @topg1971 3 года назад

      @@AB-cs7vm you don’t even know what to say sausage meat 🤡🤣

    • @topg1971
      @topg1971 3 года назад

      @@AB-cs7vm full on took you 10 min to think of that and that’s punctuation you semi on 🤣🤣

    • @brainfreeze9481
      @brainfreeze9481 3 года назад +4

      Intelligence is defined by your ability to adapt. In a constant wave of changing variables such as a police encounter, AB is quick, very quick

  • @demosthenes1296
    @demosthenes1296 3 года назад +67

    AB casts the bait. Softly, softly, AB reels him in......

  • @judz567
    @judz567 Год назад +5

    copper 'why are you her'
    AB 'i'm not a her'

  • @MOMGEN1
    @MOMGEN1 3 года назад +36

    Bless, 20, the whole conversation was way above her level of comprehension.

  • @bigchungus3272
    @bigchungus3272 2 года назад +63

    i think it pathetic that cops always think they are justified and in the right just because they have been called, auditing has been around long enough for police to know about it and react accordingly. keep doing what youre doing its amazing work.

    • @narajuna
      @narajuna Год назад +2

      Like dogs they get exidted easy when 'dont know who you are', and can not let go of the bone. Not bright enough not to approch the camera, bad feelings :)

  • @agentofchaosnecessaryevil6258
    @agentofchaosnecessaryevil6258 3 года назад +229

    If borris had a sister she would totally look like her .. 🤣🤣

    • @kiwikiwi-if4cz
      @kiwikiwi-if4cz 3 года назад +11

      Borris does have a sister and looks different

    • @14Mentalist
      @14Mentalist 3 года назад +7

      O my god thatsan amazing comment I Cant help and see borris now when I see her lol

    • @margaretcurrie4093
      @margaretcurrie4093 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @travelontimeltd2448
      @travelontimeltd2448 3 года назад +1

      Lmao 🤣

    • @alfsmith4936
      @alfsmith4936 3 года назад +1

      He does.. She wrote a very good article about her grandmother in Germany under Hitler and visited his home on his birthday.