Citizen's Arrest

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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2021

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain  2 года назад +161

    Must watch
    ruclips.net/video/MM5of_uDKYc/видео.html

    • @diabetes30yr60
      @diabetes30yr60 2 года назад +18

      When asked why you wearing sunglasees you could see how much she needed to hold that laugh in. But lip filler wasn't a happy bunny fab one AB

    • @thelstanedwardsson4374
      @thelstanedwardsson4374 2 года назад +11

      LOL - "Seriously, why's she wearing sunglasses?"

    • @dogvomit9765
      @dogvomit9765 2 года назад +11

      hi AB i love your videos, been a follower for ages now. AB just a little headsup mate, those blackberries haven been driven past many times per day and could well contain shit that comes from exhausts bro. Sorry if that sounds a little mad lol stay safe out there my friend x

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 года назад +15

      I know you have .
      It was raining and there is hardly any cars in Wales.
      Thank you 😊

    • @dogvomit9765
      @dogvomit9765 2 года назад +8

      @@AuditingBritain aww thank you AB 😊💯 perhaps in Wales the cars are outnumbered by sheep then?! It's been great to see your channel grow, i love your approach to people and you're very funny sometimes you have me roaring 😂😂 take care bro, looking forward to your next upload 💯👍🏻

  • @rogerr2796
    @rogerr2796 2 года назад +557

    That guy waited all his life to play police officer. And it turned out so badly.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 года назад +43

      😂😂😂

    • @alcoyne3333333333333
      @alcoyne3333333333333 2 года назад +5

      😅

    • @mr.phasfun6044
      @mr.phasfun6044 2 года назад +23

      He owned up to driving a marked car..then wanted the recording deleted....oooops

    • @kennyholland4731
      @kennyholland4731 2 года назад +12

      If he didn't like being filmed, Mr McKay shouldn't have walked to the camera then, anyway hasn't he got a job to do at Sslade prison 😉

    • @mrdannydrink
      @mrdannydrink 2 года назад +11

      @@AuditingBritain I thought Harold Shipman was dead 🤔🤣

  • @811871
    @811871 7 месяцев назад +165

    Why pay for a T.V. licence when you can watch this comedy gold

    • @andrewmcfadzean1759
      @andrewmcfadzean1759 2 месяца назад +1

      You need a tv licence to stream online nowadays as well apparently 😂😂😂

    • @pauliosantos6379
      @pauliosantos6379 2 месяца назад +2

      It's to watch commercial live streaming online, so personal viewers watching non commercial streamers (and that doesn't mean making money from views) are totally with the remit of the scum law in the uk :)

    • @daddymulk
      @daddymulk 2 месяца назад

      Cancelled mine and yeah this is much better than BBC Britain's Brainwashing Cult

    • @trixiepixie-sn6le
      @trixiepixie-sn6le 2 месяца назад

      🤣

    • @Scottybudgie
      @Scottybudgie 2 месяца назад +3

      You pay for t.v license really

  • @Imw101
    @Imw101 2 месяца назад +65

    Boris Johnson's sister is a police constable? I never knew that.

    • @michaelalderman-uz2gd
      @michaelalderman-uz2gd Месяц назад

      SHE EATS HER DINNER AT THE CUNTSTABLE, SHE KEEPS HER HORSE AT THE CUNTSTABLE

  • @mrlogiclogic4119
    @mrlogiclogic4119 Год назад +38

    "Did you have lip filler"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @_6079SMITH
    @_6079SMITH 2 года назад +126

    "So why are you still here?"
    "Cause you're talking to me."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Polecat54941
    @Polecat54941 2 года назад +479

    Visiting a police HQ these days is like a trip to the zoo, you never know what kind of weird creature you will spot!

  • @Turn1t0ff
    @Turn1t0ff Год назад +31

    They treat us with contempt, but it is us who should treat them with utter contempt.
    They don't even know the laws they purport to adhering to.

  • @isaacramsay7889
    @isaacramsay7889 3 месяца назад +25

    This is one of the funniest ones. The power trip is a heroic dose

  • @kevinberrill1452
    @kevinberrill1452 2 года назад +166

    They don’t even realize that they are the matter of public interest! 😂

    • @O.bengee
      @O.bengee 11 дней назад

      Do U like chillies seasoned with pepperoni with a hint of banana ?

  • @MalaysiaPhilip
    @MalaysiaPhilip 2 года назад +1199

    The way he clicks his fingers for someone to come over to him and nobody does speaks volumes.

    • @SuperEarther
      @SuperEarther 2 года назад +121

      They all know he is a old crank

    • @corkion
      @corkion 2 года назад +14

      lol

    • @jacksonirving4594
      @jacksonirving4594 2 года назад +8

      😂 I've done that a few times.

    • @ivanna_humpallot621
      @ivanna_humpallot621 2 года назад +21

      What an "OLD FART"! 😂

    • @Putin391
      @Putin391 2 года назад +2

      @@ivanna_humpallot621 a fart that comes out an expired arse crack with high mileage.

  • @craigfowler7098
    @craigfowler7098 2 месяца назад +37

    He can ask anything he wants and does not have to justify it to anyone. Plus he can stay as long as he wants and does not need anyone's permission.

  • @tomeksikora1297
    @tomeksikora1297 10 месяцев назад +28

    Everyone who doesn't just immediately and unquestioningly comply is 'awkward'.
    No, being face to face with an agent of the Crown whose default position is 'actively look for anything I might successfully prosecute', is awkward.

    • @loonaticsrunningtheassylum
      @loonaticsrunningtheassylum 2 месяца назад

      They're just stealth tax collectors..

    • @jamesgillan3099
      @jamesgillan3099 Месяц назад

      🎉😂😊😮

    • @joedee1863
      @joedee1863 Месяц назад +1

      If you're awkward does that make you an Awk ?
      If you're Dorkward, does that make you a Dork
      I'd rather be a Hobbit , so I can stand and gobbit,
      Or even be an Elf, so I can help myself
      To all those lovely brambles, as I go for for Welsh rarebit rambles.
      I know I'm being silly
      But they started it first,
      It's my right to be a silly billy,
      So their ego bubble gets burst.

  • @galwithanafro
    @galwithanafro 2 года назад +120

    "Anyways, I need to go and pick up some blackberries" 😂😂😂😂 I can't deal!!!

  • @secretfacekid8920
    @secretfacekid8920 2 года назад +79

    Those two police women were absolutely useless, imagine them trying to actually catch criminals.

    • @zsuira
      @zsuira 2 года назад +8

      They are not employed to catch criminals but to protect the establishment.

    • @09weenic
      @09weenic 2 года назад +16

      They will be good at shutting the rear door of a police van once her four male colleagues deal with a violent criminal

    • @mrlegkick91
      @mrlegkick91 2 года назад +8

      The fact that we pay silly amounts of money for them to drive around and play cop is ridiculous

    • @johnomay3734
      @johnomay3734 3 месяца назад +3

      Maybe they’re the escaped budgie squad

    • @loonaticsrunningtheassylum
      @loonaticsrunningtheassylum 2 месяца назад

      The police don't catch criminals. That's not their job.. they're stealth tax collectors. Nothing more

  • @ZahidKhan-tb3fb
    @ZahidKhan-tb3fb Год назад +80

    Dr Shipman: “what are you doing”?
    AB: “I’m filming”.
    Dr Shipman: “no you not”.
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelziggiotto1164
    @michaelziggiotto1164 Год назад +40

    Great videos A.B.!👍 Being American, I love how no matter how aggravated some of these British people get,they are still polite! 👍👍

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 11 месяцев назад +7

      The law punishes us heavily for violence sadly, our courts don't look at realism of situations but rather just push for convictions to increase their numbers. Its corrupt to the core sadly mate, where us members of the public become almost defenceless. We've become a police state and its terrifying that everyone has seemed to allow our rights to be eroded.

  • @ryanbosley7759
    @ryanbosley7759 2 года назад +73

    "privacy is a crime"
    WHAT A COMPLETE WALLY

  • @elusive7078
    @elusive7078 2 года назад +103

    She blanks you three times and then says 'see your not even listening to me' ffs lol 🤣

    • @wailer27
      @wailer27 28 дней назад +1

      she was trying to remember the question she had asked that he didn't answer... also pointing out it's not a crime to look at a badge OR film a badge is being pedantic, which really means she got caught out in a logical fallacy and has no other argument other than to attack the person exposing her nonsense

  • @robertwilliams2323
    @robertwilliams2323 4 месяца назад +13

    This guy is so funny, a great wind up merchant.

  • @ericyoutube77
    @ericyoutube77 Год назад +15

    I’ve learnt a lot more about the law from this channel

  • @timcruse9054
    @timcruse9054 2 года назад +463

    This is like a sketch from Monty Python. Police officer “can I help you?” Auditing Britain “No thank you” 😂😂😂😂 two police cars to question someone filming in a public place meanwhile houses are burgled and cars are stolen and never investigated. Absolutely brilliant.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 года назад +21

      🙏🏼

    • @mr.phasfun6044
      @mr.phasfun6044 2 года назад +27

      Little Britain sketch

    • @mrsillywalk
      @mrsillywalk 2 года назад +9

      A couple of local drug dealers keep their stash in her hair. She don't know what's there.

    • @positivityandpeace4718
      @positivityandpeace4718 2 года назад +5

      Spot on all you get is a crime reference number. Pathetic

    • @caolkyle
      @caolkyle 2 года назад +12

      I always love the 'Is there anything ELSE I can help with?', he didn't ask for help in the first place..

  • @hearyou4203
    @hearyou4203 2 года назад +111

    Probably somone inside the office wound him up to go "defend the station". What a laugh. What a deranged guy. Great vid.

    • @collincovid6950
      @collincovid6950 2 года назад

      Mr Bumble would make a good advertisement for long life batteries as he only really had one motion. What a complete dick head, and it would be funny if he were to come to this video and read the comments, before he took out the batteries

  • @mdnanumiah1768
    @mdnanumiah1768 Год назад +33

    Love the way you got put those officers in their place, awesome, They can’t keep up with your intelligence and knowledge. Keep it up ❤

  • @davidholburn8698
    @davidholburn8698 6 месяцев назад +5

    This one is always worth a rewatch.

  • @ianjones3568
    @ianjones3568 2 года назад +70

    Beardy weirdy: "the inspector will err...."
    AB: "inspect me?"😂😂

  • @robertreid7221
    @robertreid7221 2 года назад +100

    Typical coppers, accelerate the situation in the hopes of getting an arrest when the public don't immediately comply

  • @summan41man
    @summan41man 2 месяца назад +5

    The Honey Monster came to defend Harold Shipman

  • @McGrew100
    @McGrew100 9 месяцев назад +12

    "We;re not getting the answers we want".

  • @ronnierosenthal6551
    @ronnierosenthal6551 2 года назад +45

    Fella knows how it feels to ring the police and no one bothers to come out

    • @rob936
      @rob936 2 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

  • @CELEBFACTOR
    @CELEBFACTOR 2 года назад +53

    "Why are you still here?..... Because your talking to me!" hahahahaahaha LEGEND!!!! Crazy world where people feelings always come into it.

    • @doncumberbatch6416
      @doncumberbatch6416 2 года назад +1

      They ask the dumbest question ⁉️🤔

    • @garyrowe58
      @garyrowe58 2 года назад +1

      And her response was classic!

  • @grandtheftgameryt
    @grandtheftgameryt Год назад +7

    Omg that lip filler question got me and the sunglasses question 😂😂😂

  • @peteramberley9952
    @peteramberley9952 4 месяца назад +10

    What a horse of a woman 😅

  • @izas6853
    @izas6853 2 года назад +197

    On another note, Welsh countryside is absolutely gorgeous.

    • @CommanderStarblaster
      @CommanderStarblaster 2 года назад +1

      😂 Isn't it, doesn't it, wouldn't it.

    • @justinm2697
      @justinm2697 2 года назад +1

      Turns out Tom Jones' green green grass of home was real.

    • @veganfortheanimalsdee6637
      @veganfortheanimalsdee6637 2 года назад +7

      Yeah, but you need to go to wales to see it though..🤥 full of welsh folk. Scotland is beautiful, we are also pretty friendly.

    • @willbee7925
      @willbee7925 2 года назад +1

      Grass and bushes and trees.

    • @bikinibandit2398
      @bikinibandit2398 2 года назад

      Wales for the Welsh.

  • @jacko717
    @jacko717 2 года назад +65

    Shipman needed his hat nailing on. What a daft old clown. "Privacy is a crime." priceless.

  • @ericyoutube77
    @ericyoutube77 Год назад +5

    “You’re dismissed”😂

  • @rob1969in
    @rob1969in Месяц назад +2

    'Anyway I have to go and pick up some Blackberries'.....killed me

  • @PeteretePeter
    @PeteretePeter 2 года назад +315

    What an absolute prize plum that pen pusher is. Clearly being told on the phone to back off and that you’re doing nothing wrong but he’s so puffed up with his own self-importance that he can’t back down. Stays out so long his shirt gets soaked through. 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

    • @Chris-nf3sg
      @Chris-nf3sg 2 года назад +20

      Totally agree. Shipman was a total balloon. 🤣

    • @kevinchamberlain7928
      @kevinchamberlain7928 2 года назад +11

      Kept repeating "I'm not at all happy" but gutted he was in the wrong.

    • @cosmicdebris42
      @cosmicdebris42 2 года назад +15

      Think this guy has a touch of Joe Biden. The lady's had to shuffle him back to his desk like he had escaped an old folks home.

    • @kevinchamberlain7928
      @kevinchamberlain7928 2 года назад +1

      @@cosmicdebris42 likely shit and pissed himself like groping Joe Biden, too!

    • @aleebea
      @aleebea Год назад

      ​@@cosmicdebris42 😂😂. A touch of Joe Biden!

  • @stevewager3861
    @stevewager3861 2 года назад +232

    "We're not getting anywhere" - Translated "He isn't incriminating himself" .....
    GJ AB love your work

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 года назад +14

      🙏🏼

    • @1stamendmentmedia464
      @1stamendmentmedia464 2 года назад +12

      They asked....."what ELSE can we help you with today?"
      Wait....did I miss the part where they DID help him today?

  • @Headshot1002
    @Headshot1002 Год назад +6

    They are soo thick, well done AB. Running rings around them. always defending their own rather than defend what they took an oath against

  • @edeledeledel5490
    @edeledeledel5490 Год назад +5

    In the middle of a conversation when she was asking you personal questions, she says "Why are you asking me questions" and then "Why are you still here?" Priceless. You couldn't make it up.

  • @Paul-fm3cf
    @Paul-fm3cf 2 года назад +25

    "Anyway, I need to go and pick some blackberries." Brilliant : )

  • @ghostofreagan3181
    @ghostofreagan3181 2 года назад +278

    AB is truly the best. Never gets mad, he simply destroys them with logic.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 года назад +27

      Thank You🤛

    • @cuckingfunt9353
      @cuckingfunt9353 2 года назад +5

      @@AuditingBritain I love the new thing you are doing... the lip filler and the sunglasses... It completely throws them and confuses them. I will remember that tactic.
      When she said " you are asking personal questions" well they ask personal questions why shouldn't you.... There is no more personal question than that of my identity, if the cops want to know my sexual preferences I will tell them, my dick size I will tell them.... My name and address, that's personal information, I don't want to tell them.

    • @ghostofreagan3181
      @ghostofreagan3181 2 года назад +1

      @@aposslex well, each to his

    • @wayneh150
      @wayneh150 2 года назад +2

      @@AuditingBritain do you have the ability to do live, where people may suggest intresting questions during the interaction.

    • @Hondadctrider
      @Hondadctrider 2 года назад +4

      I'll bet the older guy is fun at parties.

  • @cosmicdebris42
    @cosmicdebris42 2 месяца назад +3

    "Have you Got Lip Filler"? 😂😂😂

  • @peterk3227
    @peterk3227 11 дней назад +1

    I love watching these ones where the king finds out that he is really the court jester LOL

  • @emzt5289
    @emzt5289 2 года назад +92

    Offering him a blackberry cracked me up 😆😆😆

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 года назад +8

      Got to be polite lol

    • @richardharries5825
      @richardharries5825 2 года назад +1

      AB I love your reply.

    • @benh9096
      @benh9096 2 года назад

      @@AuditingBritain ur not polite ur rude, asking if she had a lipper filler multiple times. lad ur a bad ming cant wait to see ur shit taken down

    • @crymeaariver
      @crymeaariver 2 года назад

      @@benh9096 lmao

  • @Futoy
    @Futoy 2 года назад +305

    My God what an embarrassment to the police force.

    • @apollocreed5391
      @apollocreed5391 2 года назад +21

      What an embarrassment to Wales too 😂

    • @nonenone-vt8cg
      @nonenone-vt8cg 2 года назад +20

      It is difficult to embarrass Dyfed Powys Police, as they have been found not fit for purpose and the most corrupt force in Wales.

    • @Testedecazzo
      @Testedecazzo 2 года назад +5

      Service*

    • @shaneseccombe1837
      @shaneseccombe1837 2 года назад +13

      You are dead right. It’s bloody scary to think these people have so much power. Were do they get them from? Its extremely worrying

    • @edenlondon2992
      @edenlondon2992 2 года назад

      @@Testedecazzo
      Farce ?

  • @SusanNoulton
    @SusanNoulton 2 месяца назад +3

    God I love the way you question them, and they just give up on you Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hostergaard
    @hostergaard 8 дней назад +1

    The lip filler question was hilarious genius!

  • @stancichosz4201
    @stancichosz4201 2 года назад +111

    The confusion on their faces is just priceless 😂

    • @MrDaylight
      @MrDaylight 2 года назад

      ​@@richardhammer187 If this is enough to baffle them imagine them actually in charge of investigating a crime. Think about them handling situations and evidence that could be important to you victims. Disturbing.

    • @RABIDJOCK
      @RABIDJOCK 2 года назад

      They are confused to find a bloke randomly filming a police station in the pissing rain for no apparent reason. It's not a crime its just a bit weird... Then asking a woman about surgery does start to sound just a little creepy..

    • @MrDaylight
      @MrDaylight 2 года назад

      @@RABIDJOCK1. There is a reason and be explained it. 2. Their job isn't to waste tax money satisfying their curiosities. 3. If they don't like the things he's saying they can stop talking to him. And I personally find someone asking me who I am and for my ID more creepy than appearance comments.

    • @RABIDJOCK
      @RABIDJOCK 2 года назад

      @@MrDaylight Nope his reason was weak. I've never got this filming to get a reaction stuff.. I live in N Ireland and you never see this here. Don't get me wrong most cops know the score now with these "auditors" so they have to try for another way to get YTube views. They go after any old place now. Saw one dong a Bog roll company they other day. That was a lot of shi*t.. If someone walks up to my wife and started asking her about her physical appearance I'd have something to say to him. Definitely Creepy.

    • @MrDaylight
      @MrDaylight 2 года назад

      @@RABIDJOCK Cops know the score now? Good. So they can get back to work and actually capture some criminals. That'll be the day.

  • @kevinchamberlain7928
    @kevinchamberlain7928 2 года назад +217

    The two WPC's prove intelligence is not required to join the police force.

    • @kateroyston9416
      @kateroyston9416 2 года назад +13

      One with sun glasses,the other shielding her eyes, to stop the false lashes getting washed off.Fucking hell i despair!

    • @donnafartface3905
      @donnafartface3905 2 года назад +5

      It's WPCs. Not WPC's. But then again WPC rank title was abolished 22 years ago.

    • @adcolt54
      @adcolt54 2 года назад +12

      yet another diversity hire success story

    • @1SpudderR
      @1SpudderR 2 года назад +13

      Do they practice being stupid! They get great wages for What?

    • @keithclark6299
      @keithclark6299 2 года назад +11

      No intelligence, just a tattoo.

  • @tonyyork46
    @tonyyork46 Год назад +4

    The guy with the beard and glasses thought he was important 🤣🤣🤣

  • @e.w.1179
    @e.w.1179 3 месяца назад +2

    When I Retired as a Police Officer in 2012, I seem to remember that a Member of the Public could only Arrest when an Offence had been committed, not on suspicion of an Offence. G.

  • @daniel1970ification
    @daniel1970ification 2 года назад +21

    "Coffee and apologise"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Classic AB - love it.

  • @cashstore1
    @cashstore1 2 года назад +121

    This is what happens when people go through life being ignorant. That includes the cops. Logic skills are thrown to the four winds.
    Blackberries. Yum!!

  • @judz567
    @judz567 Год назад +4

    copper 'why are you her'
    AB 'i'm not a her'

  • @EdnaCloud
    @EdnaCloud 9 месяцев назад +5

    This place is not far from me and I'm so glad you went there, they are baiters, bullies and love the sound of their own pathetic voices. Shocking to call them police officers, I've met nicer bouncers and prisoners. Place is pronounced DUFFID POWISS. Carmarthen is famous for puppy farming a dubious business, I think they send all the runts to that station.

  • @Andy-mp3yb
    @Andy-mp3yb 2 года назад +95

    Loved the way you kept them out in the rain, absolutely brilliant 😁👍

  • @TheJoujou82
    @TheJoujou82 2 года назад +66

    AB is the goat. This was so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @missbethy321
    @missbethy321 Год назад +4

    "Dyfed Powys Police"... Or as we like to call them/what they're known locally as: *"DISNEY Powys Police!"* 😂🤣👍🏻

  • @andyb6120
    @andyb6120 2 года назад +217

    Well done AB this was a classic. They did the walk of shame.

    • @seanspawn7805
      @seanspawn7805 2 года назад +2

      There was no walk of shame on this one.

    • @The-Weekend-Warrior
      @The-Weekend-Warrior 2 года назад +5

      No walk of shame here, no shame, no explanation why their attitude was wrong... just a "let's get moving, there's a fool out there filming nothing"...

    • @Burghbypass
      @Burghbypass 2 года назад +7

      Brilliant! Funniest instalment for a long time! Totally clueless. Citizen's Arrest - LOL! Nobody does an audit better than AB - no aggro, no bullying and you get the point over.

    • @The-Weekend-Warrior
      @The-Weekend-Warrior 2 года назад +2

      @@Burghbypass Where did they get the point? This is exactly my problem here. They didn't.

    • @7dtdfil730
      @7dtdfil730 2 года назад +1

      @@seanspawn7805 except every step he took onto the road, blocking the highway...

  • @CharlesVeitch
    @CharlesVeitch 2 года назад +888

    Police employee had serious Dr Harold "The Old Dear Hunter" Shipman vibes

    • @Nickle314
      @Nickle314 2 года назад +11

      A mere amateur. 200+ killed. There's one Doctor who worked for the NHS that killed 654 in the same way as Harold.

    • @kippersniffer3699
      @kippersniffer3699 2 года назад +18

      @@Nickle314 and how many has the 💉 killed

    • @Goldboy1975
      @Goldboy1975 2 года назад +20

      Shipman would have been pro vaccine…. 🤔

    • @marklittler784
      @marklittler784 2 года назад +2

      @Bud King of Beers Because he was always out on calls.

    • @strawman4355
      @strawman4355 2 года назад +1

      Hahaha hahaha

  • @frankdavis7408
    @frankdavis7408 2 месяца назад +4

    That hairstyle deserves a police caution

  • @logic1695
    @logic1695 2 месяца назад +2

    "PAUL..... PAUL...." Paul was like...Nahhhhh!!!!!

  • @scottthompson551
    @scottthompson551 2 года назад +258

    The old man who made the Citizens arrests his kids must be so proud of him what a doughnut

    • @jimmyjones1266
      @jimmyjones1266 2 года назад +19

      His kids r probably the same

    • @woodlanegardenequipmentrep9149
      @woodlanegardenequipmentrep9149 2 года назад +12

      ....needs folding up like a pretzel

    • @BR1883FC
      @BR1883FC 2 года назад +5

      @@jimmyjones1266 Are socks able to conceive?

    • @jamesoneill2933
      @jamesoneill2933 2 года назад +1

      @@jimmyjones1266 Like people under the stairs. “ Da da made an arrest today”.

    • @cliffmason2806
      @cliffmason2806 2 года назад +4

      how does he and his boyfriend have kids

  • @faz08
    @faz08 2 года назад +198

    That small blondie one isn't used to people not answering her questions..

    • @gazzanorth4373
      @gazzanorth4373 2 года назад +28

      Two busy thinking of her next lip filler appointment

    • @4catsnow
      @4catsnow 2 года назад +20

      She had to participate in the debate at the same time keeping her makeup shielded....kind of a losing battle on both fronts..

    • @michaelfulthorpe1910
      @michaelfulthorpe1910 2 года назад +15

      All cops are the same, they seem to think everyone owes them an explanation for everything they do in life just because they are bored and it makes them feel needed. The old guy needed marched backwards chest to chest until he fell on his ass or a knee to the balls would have got the same result.

    • @TheGreat185
      @TheGreat185 2 года назад +8

      She's mad for a suck

    • @kevinberrill1452
      @kevinberrill1452 2 года назад +6

      Even when she uses her proper police voice.

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 Год назад +3

    🤣I reckon the phone call he got was his wife saying she's leaving him because he's nuts.

  • @jonkennedyfederation
    @jonkennedyfederation Год назад +2

    "Can I help you"
    "no no"
    LOL

  • @davidsmith7001
    @davidsmith7001 2 года назад +628

    I almost feel sorry for him, he’s indoctrinated and hasn’t grasped how many thousands of people are gonna judge him.

    • @sensational_cellar8606
      @sensational_cellar8606 2 года назад +46

      Pompous old fart 💨

    • @pete904ni
      @pete904ni 2 года назад +22

      Yeah but he's going to ask the police officer to take his phone and delete the video

    • @purplerabbit874
      @purplerabbit874 2 года назад +4

      @@sensational_cellar8606 Less of the old, Lol

    • @ice9735
      @ice9735 2 года назад +4

      @@pete904ni 🤣🤣🤣

    • @parahandy6251
      @parahandy6251 2 года назад +8

      @@daveysrevolution5940 You think so? Get back in your cave, muppet.

  • @andyclark1426
    @andyclark1426 2 года назад +288

    It’s funny how the police don’t like being filmed and questioned despite them doing the very same to us

    • @baronvonmaximillionsnell2757
      @baronvonmaximillionsnell2757 2 года назад +19

      See, the government/ police don't like the mobile phone and it's camera...They ( government/police) don't have control any more. The public do at last.
      The mobile phone is the most democratic thing, sence the pen.

    • @kevgall12
      @kevgall12 2 года назад +15

      The watchers hate being watched.

    • @SlimTortoise
      @SlimTortoise 2 года назад +7

      They also don't like been told they are breaking the law (which they do every day in one form or another) which is also what they like to do to others!

    • @WasNotWas999
      @WasNotWas999 2 года назад +6

      Much harder to lie in court when you have a video of them!!!

    • @georgematthews776
      @georgematthews776 2 года назад +3

      The difference is these horrible auditers put the footage on youtube for us all to laff at, they also film the public not just police, if i ever see a auditer i would destroy there camera

  • @Brasslantern007
    @Brasslantern007 Месяц назад +1

    I’ve never seen a civilian embarrass themselves as much as this. What an absolute joke 😂😂

  • @TheSoulOfTheWind
    @TheSoulOfTheWind 14 дней назад

    i couldn't stop laughing when you mentioned a lip filler in middle of a serious conversation haha

  • @dozzio
    @dozzio 2 года назад +13

    I spat my tea out when he asked if she uses lip filler. The confusion was GOLD.

  • @The-Weekend-Warrior
    @The-Weekend-Warrior 2 года назад +69

    When you're trying so hard to make a scene out of something and everyone else just doesn't give a crap :) That guy trying so hard to get someone out was funny.

  • @maureenscott2978
    @maureenscott2978 Год назад +2

    Another two,in the immortal words of laural n hardy "let's put our brains together and forge a head" lol

  • @GamerUK
    @GamerUK 2 года назад +17

    “Did you have a lip filler” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Deerky23
    @Deerky23 2 года назад +72

    “Your not even listening to me” as she proceeds to ignore you for 10 seconds

  • @andrewcawley1706
    @andrewcawley1706 Год назад +2

    Every car that entered that roadway was speeding.....the limit is 10 mph

  • @mrtomas0990
    @mrtomas0990 Год назад +1

    Pen pusher 'the Inspector is coming'...AB .'to inspect me?.' 🤣🤣

  • @thomaspresley2633
    @thomaspresley2633 2 года назад +25

    “Unless this gentleman can get me a coffee” 😂😂😂😂 you’re a legend

  • @garlicnaan1
    @garlicnaan1 2 года назад +17

    Absolutely brilliant,the look on those two faces when they realise they have nothing to go on with,the head space is vacant 😄 😄

  • @bobbiehawkinsjsyharricot
    @bobbiehawkinsjsyharricot Год назад

    Brilliant !!! I'm creased up, what a bunch!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @billo9234
    @billo9234 Год назад +2

    This one had me cracking up 😂😂

  • @XAVR_
    @XAVR_ 2 года назад +124

    "Privacy is a crime"
    He bloody wishes

    • @pqrstzxerty1296
      @pqrstzxerty1296 2 года назад +4

      👍 So many of this public / civil workers think it is. They need to phone ICO and discuss with the ICO. The ICO will put them right.
      Also Equality Act, so the police and council can record but you can not. Um infact the Data Protection Act says ANYONE can record for crime or emergency reasons.

    • @-EC002-
      @-EC002- 2 года назад +3

      I literally sighed out loud and shook my head. What a knob!

    • @pete904ni
      @pete904ni 2 года назад +1

      @@pqrstzxerty1296 in public anyone can recorded anything for any (or no) reason.

  • @bw4352
    @bw4352 2 года назад +127

    He walked up to you with a camera in your hand and says he doesn’t like being filmed what a clown

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 года назад +16

      😂😂😂

    • @johnbonner2306
      @johnbonner2306 2 года назад

      and he isnt happy his badge is filmed yet its hung round his neck on show .... utterly brainless

  • @thursbmx
    @thursbmx Месяц назад +1

    At 20.19 - what are your plans now?
    Why do you want to take me out to dinner?

  • @Benny10001
    @Benny10001 2 года назад +39

    “What’s your name”
    “I’m not telling you my name”
    [camera pans down to his ID badge]. 🤦‍♂️😂

    • @chris1927
      @chris1927 2 года назад +9

      That fucking done me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @experiment54
      @experiment54 2 года назад +7

      And then the guy had to look at it himself as if he didn’t know who he is 😂😆

  • @crazybully
    @crazybully 2 года назад +410

    You really are the true master of auditing, priceless when you start asking them random questions, funny as fuck

    • @arniet1
      @arniet1 2 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣 Makes me chuckle heartily too. And I'm a security operative. AB come on, what's your expertise or what rule books are you reading? Inbox me lol...this stuff is good

    • @medfitconsultant
      @medfitconsultant 2 года назад +3

      Absolutely 💯. Great 👍 recording. Enjoying every moment of it.

    • @RandPaul-se6jz
      @RandPaul-se6jz 2 года назад +10

      The questions about the lip filler made me laugh. 😂🤣

    • @jimphone
      @jimphone 2 года назад

      What an absolute tit. Talk about delusions of grandeur. Powerless little man.

    • @DonaldKimble
      @DonaldKimble 4 месяца назад +1

      The way AB switches between the serious and the absurd is hilarious.
      Completely snaps people out of their autopilot.

  • @JJJKKOKJAY
    @JJJKKOKJAY Год назад +2

    PC Shipman doesn’t like to be filmed then proceeds to hang around in front of the camera for 20+ minutes 😅🤣🤣🤣

  • @MonstaMunch101
    @MonstaMunch101 2 года назад +313

    "Some people don't like being filmed" - In that case advise them not to walk up to a guy who they know is recording and then stand in front of his camera while claiming their privacy is being violated. How stupid can a person be?

    • @olderbutnowiser6701
      @olderbutnowiser6701 2 года назад +6

      Great point Monsta

    • @Dave174385
      @Dave174385 2 года назад +15

      Some people don't like being taxed, but guess what.............

    • @hughgordon6435
      @hughgordon6435 2 года назад +3

      Police stoopid, think you'll find

    • @robinhowson4292
      @robinhowson4292 2 года назад

      Lmao someone didn't get sex last night , hence the shit attitude no manners and mini power trip 😂😂😂

    • @jimphone
      @jimphone 2 года назад +2

      Fucking lol

  • @mrstupid
    @mrstupid 2 года назад +114

    Silly old sod is even having problems using a phone. If that is a public servant, he needs to be fired as he is taking pay by fraud. He clearly not competent

    • @marklittler784
      @marklittler784 2 года назад +4

      Thank God he's not in charge of Nuclear weapons.

    • @4catsnow
      @4catsnow 2 года назад +7

      "I'm not happy I walked up to him from across the street, got 2 feet away from his camera,,and he recorded my personal information" ...What a fishstick...

  • @tman5634
    @tman5634 Год назад +2

    The lunatic forgot he was wearing an I.d card & proceded to looked at it once pointed out to him...maybe he forgot his own name 😆
    Surely he's unemployable by any workforce 😆

  • @robertdouglas2126
    @robertdouglas2126 Год назад +16

    Mate , love your work and you are also extremely funny, keep making us laugh 😂 🤣

  • @callumbush1
    @callumbush1 2 года назад +99

    Guy in blue shirt is a heavy drinker you can see it in his face hence his aggressive manner!

    • @johnbonner2306
      @johnbonner2306 2 года назад +7

      thought that straight away .... probably drives into work unhindered aswell stinking of booze

  • @sanchezgotsumkids
    @sanchezgotsumkids 2 года назад +30

    Wow, they really do live in there own little bubble.
    "We don't like strangers round these parts argghhh".

    • @mattpayne3349
      @mattpayne3349 2 года назад

      At least it looks like they've got plenty of land around the station for their sheep if you know what I mean.

    • @carltonlambert7608
      @carltonlambert7608 2 года назад

      Even though we have the worldwide web in our pockets. Knowledge is still slow to get to some places

    • @bluesnowbelle7625
      @bluesnowbelle7625 2 месяца назад

      Wicker Man vibes 😱👹☠😂

  • @richardgodkin4126
    @richardgodkin4126 Год назад +3

    Just started watching your channel love it 😁

  • @Volound
    @Volound Год назад +1

    hilarious how you can so reliably redirect these interactions in these ways that they are always completely unprepared to handle.

  • @edltommyrobinson9782
    @edltommyrobinson9782 2 года назад +23

    Standing in the middle of the road on his mobile on a blind corner,
    Even the Police know people on mobile phones are distracted.
    What an absolute PLANK!

    • @1966Graham
      @1966Graham 2 года назад +3

      I think he stood there so no more Police Officers could drive past him.

    • @jamesoneill2933
      @jamesoneill2933 2 года назад +1

      @ Editommy Robinson Yes , but he might have intended to commandeer a Jeep or a tank or such like.

    • @realPromotememedia
      @realPromotememedia 2 года назад

      @@1966Graham 😂😂😂

  • @bestofukaudits1274
    @bestofukaudits1274 2 года назад +66

    I think it's all down to training with the Police Staff employee. He said hes been told to challenge people but not told how or what is legally allowed.
    Those Police officers did not know how to handle you at all and did not tell you they activated the body worn camera. Absolute class AB, had them confused and unable to keep up with you

    • @choppermike3329
      @choppermike3329 2 года назад +5

      Yeah when she said "obviously some people don't like to be filmed" he should have asked if their body worn cameras were activated.

    • @justinm2697
      @justinm2697 2 года назад +2

      He says he's been told that but I doubt it.

    • @cuckingfunt9353
      @cuckingfunt9353 2 года назад +1

      @@choppermike3329 There were more cameras on that building than in the prison break scene from star wars. .. Their car was bristling with them, but some people don't like to be filmed !

    • @nigelxavier883
      @nigelxavier883 2 года назад +3

      I'm surprised the police staff member didn't know laws, came over in an aggressive manner asking who you are and if you had permission and saying hell arrest you if you seem suspicious. The 2 cops turned up coz he called for police, but they didn't have a clue also. Once again, a very good audit.

    • @choppermike3329
      @choppermike3329 2 года назад

      @@cuckingfunt9353 Yep. Probably the only time you're not being recorded there is when you are in the bathroom.

  • @SR1Records
    @SR1Records Год назад +1

    12:12 "Anyway i need to go and pick up some blackberries" The weirdest transition ever! WTF!? Made me laugh so hard! Such a bizarre thing to say and do! LMAO! I was not expecting that!