On top of that in real life it would take days, weeks, months, or even years to repair that car, but mechanic repairs it in 0.00000000000000000000000000001 seconds
For just 920$ he fixed a special edition sports car with extremly rare parts and even gave them a fitting custom paint job. All within half a second, without moving at all. What a mechanic
And those parts cost more than 20k on most occasions, plus his garage keeps you safe and protected most of the time by griefers. Overall $920 for a repair is hella cheap
He’s the only mechanic in LS right? The ones that work in the other many LS Customs are just different variants of him from other universes. He technically is the only mechanic in the LS we know. And is easily the best one to ever exist, better than Iron Man with those skills.
It's just a few scratches.. and some missing parts. And the engine is about to blow up. And all the tires are popped. Oh, did I mention the windows are all gone? But that's nothing the best mechanic in LS can fix, right? :)
Yes, you did mention some parts are missing, windows are parts of the car right? Or just the body of the car plus engine and things that make it work counts as parts, while windows and chairs would be accessories? pls let me know
"Whats wrong with her now?" Me : Eh noth much she just needs a new.... well... EVERYTHING Mechanic : *Charges me $900 for a multi-million dollar repair* Also mechanic : I will never financially recover from this Me a few hours later : I have once again returned to you for your incredibly cheap but great skills... plz help
Well think about it this way. It’s a mechanic and mechanics irl used a lot of spare parts from a lot of different cars. Let’s say a karuma gets sold or destroyed. Those parts are prolly bought by said mechanic and moved to another location buffed and then resprayed for use in a similar model
If you have a tank drive backwards over a vehicle, the closest wheel to it will come off but the car won't blow up. You can do that all 4 times with a Deluxo and drive it into the shop. It's funny
@@kabutokab5400 the thing is... he could fix his car even after getting the "your vehicle has been destroyed" message, so that's a pro play, however he got to lsc
"Hey bro.. can you summon the doors, hood, bumpers, just everything that got lost some where in LS or Blaine County and put it back on? I'll give 920$."
Listen. If this guy can fix a car that has: Twisted pretzel Frame No tires Busted windows No doors Near exploding engine shot so bad it looks like swiss cheese No body panels whatsoever And all for 800 dollars? This guy can fix everything.
Back in the days Johnny used to personally deliver you your vehicle, and he would drive away if he sensed any danger, so you would have to chase after him, and If he got away then you would have to call him again.
Why pay $920, when you can just return vehicle to storage and then call mechanic. You just got your car back and all fixed up for FREE. Now that's what I call, STONKS!
Maybe it’s a flex, I dunno. But there’s something satisfying about being greeted by your assistant and logging into an office laptop to make a purchase instead of using your cell
Yea the new cars barely go over $200 in repairs for me. Bumper hanging off, doors missing, hood non-existant. But I scratch a door on my lowrider and pull into the shop, $1,200.
Ah yes, Legendary motorsports Buy a car and regret it a minute later after driving it And getting obliterated by an oppressor mk2 because his obsessed with KD
I remember on that solomon movie mission I used my stolen adder to chase after that crazy ass assistant who later died and also used that to lose the cops. Thankfully the car didn't explode due to my reckless driving because I added armor and bullet proof tires on it 😁
A better way to do this is to get trapped in the train tunnels with the unstoppable train and just get smashed and crushed by it until it is unrecognisable because somehow against all odds the car that you are driving will most likely not be destroyed.
Entire car is absolutely destroyed with no doors windows and missing all tires Mechanic: that will be 900$ Also Mechanic when there is a couple scratches: Best I can do is 3k
Like... you want to buy a flashlight for your gun? Yeah that's $50.000 ... you want me to basically get you the same car in New, because the base vehicle frame is beyond repairable... yeah $900 should be enough
You should remake this video but with one of the inital game release cars, these cars have a lot more deformation and damage capabilities than the newer ones
[Walks into private room in the office] Assistant: *I told him I don’t date less than 8 figures* Did this b*tch just friendzone me for no reason? I’ve literally been living with Pável for the last 8 real-life weeks.
"What can best mechanic in LS do for you?"
Wise words from a wise man
bruh im just thinking "WHAT DO YOU THINK?!"
Wht
63#
If that car was a women, I’d kiss her
I miss seeing our mechanic deliver that needs to come back.
“What’s wrong with her now?”
Nothing you can’t fix, old friend.
I am the most famous man on YouTub! This is not bragging! This is the truth! The truth will set you free, dear gen
@@AxxLAfriku I say this every time in my mind the mechanic says that
@@AxxLAfriku what's YouTub?
@@andrews4006 yeah what is YouTub
@@stanleybochenek1862 A platform with hot tub girls and boys dedicated to you.
The Mechanic: the only person who actually knows how to make money in GTA Online without guides
I made half a billion without a guide. And i didn't run cayo until rank 170. I ran it everyday since then tho, and ran it every which way.
@@donkie330 didnt ask
@@crazytax he wasn't even talking to u
And through honest work
@@donkie330 i must ask how?
And only for 920$, that's a godlike mechanic
Meanwhile Benny will charge you like a grand for a tiny scratch
Meanwhile a Honda Civic costs a million dollars.
He makes money charging 50k for a turbo
$240 for me
On top of that in real life it would take days, weeks, months, or even years to repair that car, but mechanic repairs it in 0.00000000000000000000000000001 seconds
For just 920$ he fixed a special edition sports car with extremly rare parts and even gave them a fitting custom paint job. All within half a second, without moving at all. What a mechanic
And those parts cost more than 20k on most occasions, plus his garage keeps you safe and protected most of the time by griefers. Overall $920 for a repair is hella cheap
He gets you with 80 grand paint jobs bruh
"Its a pancake Jonny...."
wait wdym
@@kraftwerklover69 you don’t play gta enough to know what he’s talking about, come back later when you have more experience
Just one question is it from tlad?
"I just need you to buff out a few dents"
@@kraftwerklover69 TLAD reference, you only played GTA 5 not even 4 or the DLCs.
He truly is the best mechanic in LS
A fine deal too, $920
I mean it doesn't need hours to repair. $920 because he's so fast and working hard. He truly IS the best mechanic in LS
He’s the only mechanic in LS right?
The ones that work in the other many LS Customs are just different variants of him from other universes. He technically is the only mechanic in the LS we know. And is easily the best one to ever exist, better than Iron Man with those skills.
GTA mechanic: *basically rebuilds the car for under 1000 dollars.
A real mechanic: ‘You’re gonna need a new carburetor, that’ll be 2500 dollars.’
And the sad part they overcharge the woman
GTA Mechanic can also repair your car for 0.00 Seconds
@@jamesdukes1869 ..what?
@@mikesdynasty1 they overcharge women vc they aren't car guys
@@jamesdukes1869 you don't know how garages actually work do you
Mechanic: "What's wrong with her now?"
Me: *yes*
He says it
No
Ok may be funny too
Wise words...
Nothing the mechanic can't fix for under 1000$
Unless it’s a Ruiner 2000 or any of the other I/E special vehicles.
HOW IS THAT $920?! IN PS3 THAT'D BE AT LEAST 2 GRAND! HOW IS THAT NINE-HUNDRED AND TWENTY DOLLARS?!
@@jockeyfield1954 because it is
@@localTurtwigOr Benny's.
But still there's a cheaper way to fix it: Valet services in The Diamond Casino
Johnny may be a slow burner but we all love him
Idk about slow.. u saw how fast he fixed that?
This is a beautiful, thought-provoking piece of artwork that deserves world wide recognition and endless praises.
@SAUCE GOD the video or the car?
It took you that long to damage it, with my luck, one supply run for my bunker and so many npcs would have run into me that it wouldve looked worse
he repaired the car several times between the clips, for more content.
It's just a few scratches.. and some missing parts. And the engine is about to blow up. And all the tires are popped. Oh, did I mention the windows are all gone? But that's nothing the best mechanic in LS can fix, right? :)
Yeah I bet he can 🤔
Yes, you did mention some parts are missing, windows are parts of the car right? Or just the body of the car plus engine and things that make it work counts as parts, while windows and chairs would be accessories? pls let me know
@@emanuelneagu14 Parts as in bumpers
@@iForix oh I see, thanks!
"take this bumper, turn it into my previous car or no money"
LMAO
Makes me wondering what is the "core" of the car
Ls custom in mutt shell
"Whats wrong with her now?"
Me : Eh noth much she just needs a new.... well... EVERYTHING
Mechanic : *Charges me $900 for a multi-million dollar repair*
Also mechanic : I will never financially recover from this
Me a few hours later : I have once again returned to you for your incredibly cheap but great skills... plz help
Meanwhile, at Benny's:
"Ay, I got this tiny scratch."
"Oh yeah, 5000$ please"
Well think about it this way. It’s a mechanic and mechanics irl used a lot of spare parts from a lot of different cars. Let’s say a karuma gets sold or destroyed. Those parts are prolly bought by said mechanic and moved to another location buffed and then resprayed for use in a similar model
@@TyrannoKoenigsegg Touche 😂
@@TyrannoKoenigsegg Benny is just bad
Ls customs in nutshell
If you have a tank drive backwards over a vehicle, the closest wheel to it will come off but the car won't blow up. You can do that all 4 times with a Deluxo and drive it into the shop. It's funny
MMI: *Destroys car as much as possible*
The Mechanic: So, whats wrong with her now?
like what the heck?
For a second i thought you ment the MMI phone number
@@basiek9685 no the youtuber
@@basiek9685 yeah samr
best mechanic ever.repairs anything and always.
I love how this channel went from guides and news to be so original and funny.
I truly enjoy this type of videos
*"What can the best mechanic in LS do for you?"*
learn bring the car next to me on road and not other side of map
Fix my whole entire car in one spot without moving
At 0:42 I like how it says "your personal vehicle has been destroyed"
This video proves the average lifespan of a car in gta is about 1 to 2 in game days (If you don't insure it of course)
MMI, we expect the unexpected
Saints row?
@SAUCE GOD the what?
Complete opposite of this is the guy at the dock.
"Yeah, she's in good shape!"
You are the only player I know who destroyed their car, and yet, could still drive it to LS Customs
Bravo!
Well does flying count as driving 🤔
@@kabutokab5400 the thing is... he could fix his car even after getting the "your vehicle has been destroyed" message, so that's a pro play, however he got to lsc
you can achieve same effect by repeatedly shooting it with up-n-atomizer
A good life lesson: *Sometimes the best* _doesn’t always cost the most_
"Hey bro.. can you summon the doors, hood, bumpers, just everything that got lost some where in LS or Blaine County and put it back on? I'll give 920$."
This is what insurance agents think will happen to a car the moment a teenager sits in the driver's seat
Listen. If this guy can fix a car that has:
Twisted pretzel Frame
No tires
Busted windows
No doors
Near exploding engine
shot so bad it looks like swiss cheese
No body panels whatsoever
And all for 800 dollars?
This guy can fix everything.
@TrollFace
BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Car mechanic: what’s wrong with her now?
Me: oh just a minor scratch.
Insurance companies are like: Ok🙂
"What's wrong with her now?"
Me: everything...
why is bro dressed as miles morales
It’s funny he’s dressed like it’s GTA Online in 2013.
Today we need to dress like Tryhards🥰👍
00:29 how to basic confirmed
Tha first human I see buying a car in a computer getting the time to sit in a chair
+ I love that random hitting your car with a baseball bat
*Average Kiddions user when they use the boost feature*
Back in the days Johnny used to personally deliver you your vehicle, and he would drive away if he sensed any danger, so you would have to chase after him, and If he got away then you would have to call him again.
0:43 bro been just destroyed it
It's BMW, what did you expect ?
Upgrades car
Drives out of LSC, crashes instantly
Drives back in
"What's wrong with her now?!"
I feel like the Mechanic is probably the most richest NPC in the game
nah its the person who own legendary motorsport
Why pay $920, when you can just return vehicle to storage and then call mechanic. You just got your car back and all fixed up for FREE.
Now that's what I call, STONKS!
BEST PART OF THE DAY IS WHEN IT GOES THROUGH HELL BUT STILL MAKES IT TO THE GARAGE BEFORE IT BLOWS UP
Here, let me buff that out for you
0:23 the car custom her self while leaving the garage
Me: "C'mon, my grades aren't ecen that bad"
My grades:
Maybe it’s a flex, I dunno. But there’s something satisfying about being greeted by your assistant and logging into an office laptop to make a purchase instead of using your cell
*nearly totals car, takes it to ls customs
Johnny "That'll be $920!"
*barely taps npc
Bennys "Mmmm... $1,000!"
Yea the new cars barely go over $200 in repairs for me. Bumper hanging off, doors missing, hood non-existant. But I scratch a door on my lowrider and pull into the shop, $1,200.
Do you know how much havoc people would get into with cars if this level of damage only cost $920 to repair... and in the blink of an eye.
0:28
I’m fucked up…
Price of the car: 1.550.000$
Price of fully destroyed car: 920$
Yes...
Just a little dent. That's all.
Ah yes,
Legendary motorsports
Buy a car and regret it a minute later after driving it
And getting obliterated by an oppressor mk2 because his obsessed with KD
This man literally crashed in every single spot of los santos
“Should be running better than ever.”
Me: That *should be* sounds like if you take off one bolt the car will explode
I remember on that solomon movie mission I used my stolen adder to chase after that crazy ass assistant who later died and also used that to lose the cops. Thankfully the car didn't explode due to my reckless driving because I added armor and bullet proof tires on it 😁
A better way to do this is to get trapped in the train tunnels with the unstoppable train and just get smashed and crushed by it until it is unrecognisable because somehow against all odds the car that you are driving will most likely not be destroyed.
0:48 HowToBasic
Average Import Export vehicle after running for 100 meters on a highway
I got a pc a week ago and now gta runs at 60fps just like your videos! I’m so happy!
What's wrong with her now? LITERALY EVERYTHING
Howtobasic in GTA be like:
Entire car is absolutely destroyed with no doors windows and missing all tires
Mechanic: that will be 900$
Also Mechanic when there is a couple scratches: Best I can do is 3k
The Mechanic is the GTA version of Fix-It Felix.
that taco bell sound is certified hood bing chilling classic
Like... you want to buy a flashlight for your gun? Yeah that's $50.000 ... you want me to basically get you the same car in New, because the base vehicle frame is beyond repairable... yeah $900 should be enough
It’s a hamburger jhon
Tuner cars after The Contract update be like:
This says a lot about GTA’s driving physics
I'm surprised the car didn't explode
The wonders of armor 100%.
"What miracle do you want me to perform?"
Honestly that was a sick ass grind you did with the car up by the alien art thing
I always reply with “WHATS WRONG WITH YO FACE”
Best repair shop ad on all of RUclips
“What miracle did you want me to perform”
0:42 Your Personal vehicle has been destroyed. You can call Mors Mutual insurance to make a claim
mechanic: what brings you in today?
me, with my car 2 seconds from exploding: just a tune up
someone had fun recording this video
"Here for the magic touch ?"
Yes i think this car will need a lot of those
0:28 look at the mini map. We all saw it coming 😆😆
I wonder who voiced the mechanic, I’ve heard his voice for 8 years
guy who was beating your car up was straight disrespectful 😆
That transition from white bmw to the red livery though
920 to fix her from the bottom up again....brand new without mods?.....over a million stock.....rockstar logic 🤣
This could definitely pass as an MMI car insurance ad
0:43 it destroyed but he couldn't waste more time for doin it again lol
Ngl my guy making cars like god
You should remake this video but with one of the inital game release cars, these cars have a lot more deformation and damage capabilities than the newer ones
Didn't know that, i just thought that this is what level 4 armor do, making it less deformed when crashed when i try out new cars
@@rizones2286 ur right tho that lvl 4 armor makes a huge difference
I bye this BMW
Sheck engine : "Hey!"
Mechanic... you're a WIZARD
The taco bell sound made me laugh. Caught me so off guard
he is too good at his profession that he can't see the problem.
The best Mechanic in the world
The economic system in gta online is seriously fucked up.
@SAUCE GOD who?
There’s only one thing more powerful than the LS Customs Mechanic. It’s the safehouse garage, it can ever repair blown up cars.
[Walks into private room in the office]
Assistant: *I told him I don’t date less than 8 figures*
Did this b*tch just friendzone me for no reason? I’ve literally been living with Pável for the last 8 real-life weeks.