Why the Male Black Widow is a Real Home Wrecker | Deep Look

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @mullerpotgieter
    @mullerpotgieter 5 лет назад +4190

    "He gently wraps her in his own web". I never knew spiders were into that kind of stuff

    • @mullerpotgieter
      @mullerpotgieter 5 лет назад +199

      @my account is only for comments so yeah I am implying that spiders are into mild bondage

    • @beepboopboisgaming671
      @beepboopboisgaming671 5 лет назад +68

      @@javanlawton2648 your supposedly not old enough to understand

    • @bkenpachi8377
      @bkenpachi8377 5 лет назад +36

      Oh....I thought you meant...you know...uh....the *other* web

    • @Furykidxxx
      @Furykidxxx 5 лет назад +41

      Where do you think people picked it up from? :P

    • @ngarinotetana2605
      @ngarinotetana2605 5 лет назад +78

      "You like that, you like when I wrap you tight and good?"

  • @joeyc9418
    @joeyc9418 5 лет назад +6091

    "Makes her more approachable"
    Yeah, I've always found it easier when I tie them up first

  • @doomedgundam6684
    @doomedgundam6684 5 лет назад +3747

    Bruh, she's letting him do this.
    He ain't no squatter, that black widow is his sugah mama.

    • @NoOne-px5vz
      @NoOne-px5vz 5 лет назад +6

      Doomguy?

    • @juska4235
      @juska4235 5 лет назад +61

      She's his sugah mama annnd well, she's a murderer so yea she did just bring him where she wanted him to be , RIP

    • @MaraDeBandzDizzelSkittlez
      @MaraDeBandzDizzelSkittlez 5 лет назад +4

      Senpai DoomGuy 😂😂💀

    • @bei864
      @bei864 5 лет назад +2

      Senpai DoomGuy period

    • @vexper974
      @vexper974 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah end up suga bebe

  • @zweetsouffle9567
    @zweetsouffle9567 3 года назад +656

    I've never seen a black widow this close before- amazing footage.

    • @ikimiyu
      @ikimiyu 3 года назад +3

      Yez

    • @acutechicken5798
      @acutechicken5798 2 года назад +3

      I used to live in a house with loads of them.
      I never had any problems, but they were still scary to look at.

    • @surfersilver6610
      @surfersilver6610 2 года назад +1

      And you never want to in real life.

    • @DUWANGlai_kangyi
      @DUWANGlai_kangyi Год назад +2

      ​@@surfersilver6610 why not?
      1) They're cool animals
      2) The effects of their venom are exaggerated for media sensationalism (such is with spiders in general, very bad rap for such harmless and timid animals).
      3) Venom is perfectly easy to deal with nowadays thanks to antivenom, though the majority of cases you don't even need that. Most of the time bites don't get bad unless you go without treating them and the wound gets infected further
      3) You don't even have to worry about point 2 much because they're very docile, shy critters. They'll run away and only bite if pestered beyond their limits or if they get squished against your bare skin. A dude had to rub a black widow against his arm for 8 MINUTES STRAIGHT before she decided to bite
      4) Their venom is a precious resource they use for their prey, so if you manage to get bitten, it will most likely be a very low dose or a dry bite

  • @theusher2893
    @theusher2893 5 лет назад +4622

    Please stop posting these videos of my ex wife. Thank you.

    • @Alex_M.R92
      @Alex_M.R92 5 лет назад +38

      😱🤣🤣🤣

    • @Cowiethomas
      @Cowiethomas 5 лет назад +25

      😂😂😂

    • @fatimaiskandarli1197
      @fatimaiskandarli1197 5 лет назад +98

      If this is ur ex wife... then u should be dead 🤣🤣🤣 R.I.P.

    • @NELSONandWIGGLES
      @NELSONandWIGGLES 5 лет назад +92

      lol so that makes you the guy who was lazy & squatted & messed up her home.Not cool.lol

    • @wrxstiq
      @wrxstiq 5 лет назад +11

      So she is a widow 😂😂😂

  • @lyn846
    @lyn846 5 лет назад +6366

    Bro this male spider is willing to sacrifice himself, all just for one F***

    • @Muttboytrill420
      @Muttboytrill420 5 лет назад +448

      Rice sayaah no different than all us gentlemen in the human world 🤷‍♂️

    • @knaanman7670
      @knaanman7670 5 лет назад +136

      Criss Dominguez You must be high.

    • @Dre.Tv815
      @Dre.Tv815 5 лет назад +34

      Rice sayaah I’m saying 😂😂

    • @Kurama157
      @Kurama157 5 лет назад +17

      Lol😂

    • @airhead_heiress739
      @airhead_heiress739 5 лет назад +39

      That's genetic fitness and survival of the fittest for you

  • @cursedpootis9945
    @cursedpootis9945 5 лет назад +2260

    R.I.P 1:30
    MOTH
    never got to see his lämp ever again

  • @laurena5502
    @laurena5502 4 года назад +1145

    The fact that he tied her up and still felt the need to signal that he was interested .
    Just wow

    • @jashanestone
      @jashanestone 3 года назад +13

      A Bug's Life right? 🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂😂

    • @laurena5502
      @laurena5502 3 года назад +94

      @@jashanestone some species just don't get it.
      He the type to send a " u up?" Text right after dropping her off.

    • @nightmarefoxy8952
      @nightmarefoxy8952 3 года назад +16

      @@laurena5502 it's a bug not a human

    • @halolover3167
      @halolover3167 3 года назад +15

      "It puts the lotion on it's skin"

    • @wolverine7811
      @wolverine7811 3 года назад +13

      Everyone needs consent 🤣

  • @ronadomingo1156
    @ronadomingo1156 5 лет назад +1957

    "lethal knitter"
    yeah that's what they call my grandma.

  • @burtonl7239
    @burtonl7239 5 лет назад +6572

    In other words, he is saving the lives of other males. What a bro.

    • @platenoise256
      @platenoise256 5 лет назад +580

      bros before hos

    • @Nerotius95
      @Nerotius95 5 лет назад +197

      But he is the only one who will get laid so it's kinda +-0 situation 😂

    • @LightLegion
      @LightLegion 5 лет назад +231

      More like the Bro deleting her Facebook and Tinder accounts so other Bros don't know she exists.

    • @r.a.8861
      @r.a.8861 5 лет назад +43

      @@Nerotius95 better him than me.

    • @RavenVargas27
      @RavenVargas27 5 лет назад +19

      Burton L yup, but I hate that he ends up dying not fair

  • @Jonl1ng
    @Jonl1ng 5 лет назад +5492

    i would trash the place also if i knew shed kill me after

    • @unho337
      @unho337 5 лет назад +73

      That's not why the male spider destroy the place.

    • @unho337
      @unho337 5 лет назад +117

      The male destroy her hard work so he can keeps other male away from the female. sorry I have a bad explanation.

    • @1911GreaterThanALL
      @1911GreaterThanALL 5 лет назад +219

      @@unho337 Webs need to be constantly maintained. The female rebuilds her web constantly. The male gives her the silk back so she can eat it to respain her web which she does constantly to maintain the web. Also, the male guards against other females in attaching line to the web so that food is not stolen by rival females. The male is doing her a service.

    • @swiggityswoner268
      @swiggityswoner268 5 лет назад +44

      @@unho337 whooosh

    • @unho337
      @unho337 5 лет назад +19

      @@swiggityswoner268 r/whoosh*

  • @goobitz4231
    @goobitz4231 4 года назад +3511

    Me, with arachnophobia: *ah yes, this is totally something I should watch.*

    • @LaughsinArtBlock
      @LaughsinArtBlock 4 года назад +49

      Every moment in the video im like "blawgggg"🤢. But still watching torture ng myself

    • @tomnovy3476
      @tomnovy3476 4 года назад +13

      For real tho,i hope your okay

    • @1999yasin
      @1999yasin 4 года назад +38

      Exposure is the second step in overcoming fears! ;)

    • @damlgpig9497
      @damlgpig9497 4 года назад +8

      Same here mate ;^)

    • @Stormieeer-z8r
      @Stormieeer-z8r 4 года назад +6

      😭😭yeah

  • @Abshir1it1is
    @Abshir1it1is 5 лет назад +15861

    Narrator: Lazy. Rude. Controlling. Now let’s watch him get eaten.
    ... are you okay, ma’am? Who hurt you?

    • @basicallylucassnow8644
      @basicallylucassnow8644 5 лет назад +920

      I don’t know why but this made me laugh a lot

    • @raresbaciu4076
      @raresbaciu4076 5 лет назад +34

      Or

    • @raresbaciu4076
      @raresbaciu4076 5 лет назад +28

      Nvm

    • @raresbaciu4076
      @raresbaciu4076 5 лет назад +57

      You'll probably eat me later

    • @Kimoto504
      @Kimoto504 5 лет назад +892

      Yeah, something's off with whoever wrote this script. S/he knows little about science. The male destroying the web helps keep it maintained. He's doing what the females of other species would otherwise do themselves. She basically gets free labor!!! The narrator herself says that other spiders tear down and rebuild their webs. She's not wise enough to realize the male's doing this for her instead?
      To add, the spiders risk their lives when they take down the webs because they have to leave the center where they're protected by the stickiness of the web. When they leave the center tear down and rebuild, they need to expose themselves to predators (other spiders included). The male does this work and risks his life while the female doesn't have to with him present. So, the male is actually protecting the female with his own life. This isn't in the narrated content but someone familiar with spider behavior would know this.
      The narrator also states that the male spins his web with his own pharamone to repel other males and that webbing the female is probably to ward off other males. Yet she says it's to "control" the female...
      The narrator and/or whoever wrote the script need to get out of the business of discussing anything science related.
      To recap: Every negative thing she says about the male is proven false by the very content of the rest of her discussion and a very small amount of attention to details within it.
      Not lazy. Not "rude." Not controlling.

  • @ubercrusaderrammy1383
    @ubercrusaderrammy1383 5 лет назад +9746

    Local man destroys girlfriend’s house to show his love

    • @voidcrowx
      @voidcrowx 5 лет назад +522

      Only in Florida.

    • @SyobonPro
      @SyobonPro 5 лет назад +102

      @@voidcrowx Yes I was about to add the Florida man part for them

    • @thememe986
      @thememe986 5 лет назад +17

      @@voidcrowx you beat me to it😂

    • @cheerio.9429
      @cheerio.9429 5 лет назад +16

      Florida Man**

    • @Truekingr6
      @Truekingr6 5 лет назад +12

      you guys beat me to it, fellow people of culture

  • @stephenpayne6956
    @stephenpayne6956 5 лет назад +520

    “She works pretty hard to make a living”, It’s cause the taxes are so high out Californiway

    • @souljaboyeminem
      @souljaboyeminem 5 лет назад +6

      Stephen Payne i’m dying 🤣🤣

    • @010hek
      @010hek 2 месяца назад

      Good one bro. We allways have to pay the child support one way or another. lol

  • @vanishgaming3029
    @vanishgaming3029 4 года назад +1265

    Narrator: "Least he can do"
    *male spider literally giving his life for the sake of his children*

    • @Donovaan
      @Donovaan 4 года назад +73

      Same with most human males. :P

    • @nej6246
      @nej6246 4 года назад +42

      I'm wondering if these videos have some hidden context...

    • @vanishgaming3029
      @vanishgaming3029 4 года назад +81

      @@nej6246 or if she's just sexist

    • @AttenboroughAdmirer
      @AttenboroughAdmirer 4 года назад +19

      @@emptybanana2126 dude. What a snowflake you are, it's a joke.

    • @Drobium77
      @Drobium77 4 года назад +40

      @Alfonso The Lie Weaver do the same about a woman, and the toys would be thrown out with such violence, they'd enter orbit.
      Man bashing is all the rage now, it shouldn't be allowed, just as female bashing isn't

  • @MrTjStylez
    @MrTjStylez 5 лет назад +4847

    female: ah finally its taken me years to perfectly craft this beautiful web structure
    male: *im about to end this girls whole career*

    • @cottoncandyswirl8289
      @cottoncandyswirl8289 5 лет назад +122

      And that's why she eats you

    • @dallanharmon296
      @dallanharmon296 5 лет назад +56

      She already has a man but is sending text messages inviting other men over. He finds out and gets mad and breaks the phone then tries to spice up the relationship in return she murders him and then eats him. She was cheating on him.

    • @bee-ep9qz
      @bee-ep9qz 5 лет назад +31

      @@dallanharmon296 he wasn't the polyamorous type ig

    • @the-ma-an
      @the-ma-an 5 лет назад +101

      Male: Ah finally it’s taken me days to perfectly destroy this beautiful web structure
      Female: *I’m about to end this man*

    • @kianarobertson01
      @kianarobertson01 5 лет назад +3

      😆😆😆😆😆

  • @portalofficial6815
    @portalofficial6815 5 лет назад +5075

    He isn’t rude he’s protecting other male
    Cause that’s what bros do

  • @snowman6334
    @snowman6334 5 лет назад +4739

    Spider: *uggh finally im done with my web*
    Me: *Destroys it with a stick*
    Spider: *N A N I ?*

    • @cognitivedissonance8748
      @cognitivedissonance8748 5 лет назад +80

      Are you saying you want to get in good with that spider? You know, show her the ropes? (Or rather, the lack of them...homewrecker)

    • @bryanrenteria5115
      @bryanrenteria5115 5 лет назад +88

      _bite_
      The comment above me is too sophisticated for my level of intelligence

    • @Maddinhpws
      @Maddinhpws 5 лет назад +72

      It is a black widow. I'm not going near that thing without a flamethrower.

    • @Peace.and.knowledge1
      @Peace.and.knowledge1 5 лет назад +1

      Their 667 likes now , hope helps stop the bad luck xD

    • @madamaonyx8844
      @madamaonyx8844 5 лет назад +39

      Spider: *Wait! Come back! You're supposed to mate with me!*

  • @corneliojerez1791
    @corneliojerez1791 4 года назад +393

    Baby spiders: “Mama, where’s dadda”
    Mama spider: 👀

  • @lorastevens313
    @lorastevens313 5 лет назад +13121

    Kids: Mommy what was daddy like?
    Mom: He was delicious

    • @davidhall7644
      @davidhall7644 5 лет назад +349

      He was.... A loner... Had a lot of trouble making friends, very abrasive

    • @haosmagnaingram6992
      @haosmagnaingram6992 5 лет назад +175

      Except the mom doesn’t live to see her children, if she did she would probably eat them.

    • @huhtaeem
      @huhtaeem 5 лет назад +83

      @@monk3brain365 go away or ill summon the e girls to use plastic straws.

    • @TheAcidMan03
      @TheAcidMan03 5 лет назад +12

      F

    • @diegoogarciaa814
      @diegoogarciaa814 5 лет назад +30

      *_Totally Scrumptious_*

  • @Squeakwee
    @Squeakwee 5 лет назад +2580

    did i just watch the spider equivalent of bdsm

  • @joshmo5854
    @joshmo5854 5 лет назад +3734

    "He's,rude, lazy,a home wrecker...he doesnt call me back" 😂😂😂

    • @catllionare
      @catllionare 5 лет назад +157

      Lol sounds like she's upset with someone and thought it would be better to express into this poor little spider

    • @leatherDarkhorse
      @leatherDarkhorse 5 лет назад +8

      Gurl... of he wont, hes dead. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wannabecarguy
      @wannabecarguy 5 лет назад +11

      Because bugs could make better choices.

    • @Bababooey887
      @Bababooey887 5 лет назад +4

      @@catllionare facts

    • @baryaakov555
      @baryaakov555 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @judithjermark3367
    @judithjermark3367 4 года назад +51

    "I work really hard, all the time, to get things just right, and you come along and mess it up. You must be punished; but first, we mate."😠🕸️

  • @gigidrojdieru3701
    @gigidrojdieru3701 5 лет назад +3263

    Me: has a horrible spider phobia
    Also me: casually watches this kind of videos

    • @sweetrose_dreams3490
      @sweetrose_dreams3490 5 лет назад +50

      Same here, im super scared of spiders. they freak me out so muc but yet here i am watching this whole entire thing to the end. Btw i love your name im a anime fan as well!!

    • @karimkerachni3939
      @karimkerachni3939 5 лет назад +28

      It’s called Arachnophobia, not spider phobia!! Ahaha

    • @gigidrojdieru3701
      @gigidrojdieru3701 5 лет назад +35

      @@karimkerachni3939 arachnophobia includes the fear of ALL eight legged creatures (scorpions, harvestmen and even ticks, arachnids, per total) not only spiders. That is where the phobia got its name. *Arachno* -phobia. So don't laugh at me if you don't do your research, because I don't like being laughed at ;)

    • @styl3st888
      @styl3st888 5 лет назад +1

      Same, this interrupted my Evangelion marathon

    • @novero5463
      @novero5463 5 лет назад +16

      @@gigidrojdieru3701 Actually it doesn't matter if your not scared of all of them, just being scared of one counts as Arachnophobia. Spiderphobia is not a real thing.

  • @84updown
    @84updown 5 лет назад +33576

    Narrator just went through a breakup lol

    • @tg4655
      @tg4655 5 лет назад +3034

      Lol right? You can hear the spite in her voice.

    • @stoneoffarel
      @stoneoffarel 5 лет назад +1239

      Exactly my thoughts!!!

    • @noghh5767
      @noghh5767 5 лет назад +2339

      she acts like all males are the same "hes lazy, rude, messy, controlling" she keeps on saying that

    • @Animerose
      @Animerose 5 лет назад +1487

      I dont think so. The narration is played as a joke that didn't stick too well with the people in the comments section it seems. But spiders aren't real couples and their only goal is passing on their genetics. I wouldn't assume that the narrator is venting something it's not that deep lolol

    • @jackjazzhands2357
      @jackjazzhands2357 5 лет назад +624

      @@Animerose missed the joke itself FROM the comment section ^^

  • @נסיךטארק
    @נסיךטארק 5 лет назад +1805

    Poor Spidey at least he doesn't have to worry about child support.
    *Rest in peace little buddy*

    • @chloec.8077
      @chloec.8077 4 года назад +26

      he was rude lazy and more dude

    • @RomanSimkins
      @RomanSimkins 4 года назад +13

      @@chloec.8077 humans and spiders are different give him a break

    • @havefaithinnobody3575
      @havefaithinnobody3575 4 года назад +6

      @@chloec.8077 *The Woosh has taketh you*

    • @TrungNguyen-ob7uy
      @TrungNguyen-ob7uy 4 года назад +6

      @Cancerous Birch Tree He was not rude! I read from another comment that the male spider is actually risking his lives to help her! Spiders rebuild and torn down their web over and over again so the female spider is actually getting free labor. While in the process of taking down the web, the male spider exposed himself to predators because the silk was taken away. Further more, the narrator said that the male spider produce pheromone to ward of other males but later, she said that he is using it to control her.

    • @Sournale
      @Sournale 4 года назад +3

      Trung Nguyen overreaction but ok

  • @dapperfield595
    @dapperfield595 2 года назад +11

    So when spiders tie someone up people think it's romantic and call it a "bridal veil". But when I do it, people think its life-threatening and call it a "hostage crisis"???

  • @katethecrazy2005
    @katethecrazy2005 5 лет назад +510

    Wait... The male ties the female's legs with his silk to mate?
    -Does this mean that black widow- -spiders are into bondage?-

  • @notwintrr
    @notwintrr 5 лет назад +2980

    I think she got off some personal issues here🤷🏽‍♀️😂

    • @cv2594
      @cv2594 5 лет назад +24

      Sure made me feel better 😂😂

    • @gmellado8094
      @gmellado8094 5 лет назад +31

      @@cv2594 youre a psycho

    • @cv2594
      @cv2594 5 лет назад +5

      @@gmellado8094 I'm sure ur girlfriend is to

    • @angelicabomination1699
      @angelicabomination1699 5 лет назад +4

      Everyone on earth is a spaz when you think about it :)

    • @timotavern3463
      @timotavern3463 5 лет назад

      @@cv2594 lol

  • @andreacooray2702
    @andreacooray2702 5 лет назад +2937

    Omg they eat their boyfriends too I thought that was just me

  • @temporaltoast9692
    @temporaltoast9692 4 года назад +43

    4:21
    “Haha that was cool. So how do you feel about consuming my flesh?”

  • @pikagelly7465
    @pikagelly7465 6 лет назад +2543

    Honestly was breathing a bit harder whenever close-ups occurred... high resolution didn’t help 😅

    • @QuickDrawDuel
      @QuickDrawDuel 6 лет назад +19

      PikaGelly same here. Spiders are strange to look at.

    • @dither4918
      @dither4918 6 лет назад +20

      And the super high ASMR spider sounds dont help either

    • @raynierjesurbiztondo9202
      @raynierjesurbiztondo9202 6 лет назад +10

      Uh you should watch Lucas the spider instead of this

    • @zes3813
      @zes3813 6 лет назад

      wrg, doesn't matter, no anxiex etc for such or anyx

    • @christophermeissner7425
      @christophermeissner7425 6 лет назад

      Boys can be spiders?
      I guess he was the one that got us the best speakers of any house....

  • @TierZoo
    @TierZoo 6 лет назад +3365

    Yet another reason the black widow is low tier trash

  • @soggy5854
    @soggy5854 5 лет назад +1610

    Narrator: "He's smaller, less venomous, *kinda cute* ."
    Me: "... BOY IF YOU DON'T-"

  • @justsomeguywithagoatee8337
    @justsomeguywithagoatee8337 4 года назад +17

    The narrator's handling the divorce well.

  • @shawnmorgan1408
    @shawnmorgan1408 5 лет назад +1614

    he proteccs
    he attacks
    most important hes a snack.

  • @AdonanS
    @AdonanS 5 лет назад +2212

    Why do I feel like the narrator has something to say to the men of the audience?

    • @ejangohyes7821
      @ejangohyes7821 5 лет назад +92

      Mad widow, probably a white one

    • @robertmcdougall1144
      @robertmcdougall1144 5 лет назад +21

      @@ejangohyes7821 Yeah, you gotta be careful of the white tails

    • @AdonanS
      @AdonanS 5 лет назад +31

      @Cherish Shutt We're not gonna do anything as long as you don't start anything.

    • @AdonanS
      @AdonanS 5 лет назад +7

      @Cherish Shutt As long as we have an understanding.

    • @yaboiimage1126
      @yaboiimage1126 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @kataku8609
    @kataku8609 5 лет назад +663

    Comments be like:
    90% - narrator relationship issues
    9% - commentary on the male spider
    1% - prayers for the moth for not getting his lämp.🙏

  • @NoOne-yk8pn
    @NoOne-yk8pn 4 года назад +11

    Gosh I can feel the spider creeping on my back and arms...

  • @FLUXXEUS
    @FLUXXEUS 5 лет назад +925

    I can't help but to feel attacked by the way she talked about the spider 🤔

    • @ZE308AC
      @ZE308AC 5 лет назад +57

      Don't get married

    • @FLUXXEUS
      @FLUXXEUS 5 лет назад +33

      @@ZE308AC I know better 😂

    • @ZE308AC
      @ZE308AC 5 лет назад +13

      @@FLUXXEUS 👍

    • @yungamare4750
      @yungamare4750 5 лет назад +5

      😂

    • @RoseGold1224
      @RoseGold1224 5 лет назад +31

      Then that’s your problem, if the shoe fit honey 👞

  • @happyb3678
    @happyb3678 5 лет назад +655

    “Why the male black widow is a real homewrecker”
    Me: what’s the tea??
    2:46
    Me: oh a literal homewrecker

  • @tg4655
    @tg4655 5 лет назад +881

    Glad you found a constructive way to deal with your breakup......yesh.

  • @stancexpunks
    @stancexpunks 2 года назад +22

    I live in SoCal so black widows are very prevalent here. My dad has been bitten by them 3x now, but I only remember the last time. He was bed-ridden with pain, even tried to go to the hospital but they couldn’t really do anything about it. I just remember him laying in bed, unable to do anything and saying his entire arm hurts so bad. It’s made me very scared of this particular spider

  • @demondrug7788
    @demondrug7788 5 лет назад +1219

    "let's watch him get eaten"
    *doesn't show him get eaten*
    Death & Me: am I a joke to you?

  • @buttermochi4661
    @buttermochi4661 5 лет назад +491

    Male Spider: Hippity hoppity, I'm gonna trash your property

    • @catattack9575
      @catattack9575 5 лет назад +29

      Female spider: Tic tac, you're in my stomach.

  • @iwannabeasquid.8871
    @iwannabeasquid.8871 5 лет назад +2071

    Child: Mom where's dad?
    Mom: He's in my stomach.

    • @tytdestruction7895
      @tytdestruction7895 5 лет назад +39

      "I thought the little brothers and sisters were"

    • @LightLegion
      @LightLegion 5 лет назад +7

      @@tytdestruction7895 No, he's with mom number 4 according to this video.

    • @AmanRaj-lp5lz
      @AmanRaj-lp5lz 5 лет назад +17

      No no, she'll say, I pooped him out a few days before you were born!

    • @LightLegion
      @LightLegion 5 лет назад +2

      @@AmanRaj-lp5lz I don't understand. According to this video, the male black Widow spiders don't get eaten.

    • @AmanRaj-lp5lz
      @AmanRaj-lp5lz 5 лет назад +2

      @@LightLegion we're talking about that particular two species in which the male somersaults to the front of the female for her to take a bite.

  • @fuzziedreams5720
    @fuzziedreams5720 4 года назад +9

    1:28
    *Bug making noise*
    *Black widow comes over*
    SHUT UP SHUT UP

  • @w2385-i2s
    @w2385-i2s 5 лет назад +3973

    The narrator is frustrated that no male has fallen into her trap.

    • @Will831100
      @Will831100 5 лет назад +119

      Either that or the last one was a waster who wrecked her house.

    • @monk3brain365
      @monk3brain365 5 лет назад +4

      Me too

    • @juska4235
      @juska4235 5 лет назад +48

      @@Will831100 or she was simply reading the script

    • @peterhoulihan9766
      @peterhoulihan9766 5 лет назад +31

      @@juska4235 The scriptwriter is frustrated that no male has fallen into her trap.

    • @juska4235
      @juska4235 5 лет назад +6

      @@peterhoulihan9766 yea sure I mean apparently we all relate to spiders lives

  • @yepyep531
    @yepyep531 5 лет назад +350

    Who else feels like something is crawling up their arm

    • @M4TTYN
      @M4TTYN 5 лет назад +7

      i peeped my arm like 4 times watching lol

    • @kanden27
      @kanden27 5 лет назад +2

      Me too. Because I think I kept feeling something.

    • @thegrowl2648
      @thegrowl2648 5 лет назад +5

      Ur mom

    • @justiny.1773
      @justiny.1773 5 лет назад

      yep yep I had one of these crawl and bite my belly when I was in bed once

    • @alysontucker9343
      @alysontucker9343 5 лет назад

      Yes

  • @serenitythesivally2740
    @serenitythesivally2740 5 лет назад +4087

    "Kinda cute"
    Where is my flamethrower

    • @aspebb
      @aspebb 5 лет назад +24

      You're not an animal lover I take it

    • @serenitythesivally2740
      @serenitythesivally2740 5 лет назад +145

      @@aspebb I do love animals
      Just not spiders

    • @aspebb
      @aspebb 5 лет назад +14

      @@serenitythesivally2740 Well at least you love centipedes

    • @jaredshelton4718
      @jaredshelton4718 5 лет назад +24

      @@aspebb ew

    • @reimuhakurei2123
      @reimuhakurei2123 5 лет назад +73

      HANS GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER

  • @sakuram69
    @sakuram69 2 года назад +36

    As an arachnophobe, I am both horrified and fascinated by these creatures. All I can say is that I am so friggin glad I’m not part of the insect world 😂 spiders are really, really fascinating but you still couldn’t get me near one without a flamethrower and grenade launcher

  • @Nezuk0._
    @Nezuk0._ 5 лет назад +741

    *A single strand of hair ever so gently brushes my shoulder*
    Me: "SPI- SPIDER?!!?WHATNTHEFUCC"

    • @Nezuk0._
      @Nezuk0._ 5 лет назад +2

      @beautiful sound No, but I looked her up, and I swear she could be in a Disney movie

    • @Nezuk0._
      @Nezuk0._ 5 лет назад

      @beautiful sound I would've never known..

    • @Basil-.
      @Basil-. 5 лет назад

      Lol same

    • @zervina3182
      @zervina3182 5 лет назад

      I got the 500th like on this comment....just saying...

    • @SatogohX
      @SatogohX 5 лет назад

      Same lol

  • @Zombinejerry
    @Zombinejerry 6 лет назад +576

    Like someone already pointed out the male doesn't just eat the webs to prevent other males from finding his mate. There's a myriad of other reasons that include but are not limited to;
    Recycling web, he'll cut down strands that are failing to catch food or have been broken and bundle them up so that the Female can eat her own web and regain some of her own silk.
    As Pulverman said, to prevent other widows from stealing food after having connected their own web structure to a rival.
    Tidying up the web, both the male and female will cut down debris and carcasses, you'll notice that a lot of the "trash" is bundled up and put in a specific region of the web, like a dump.
    Probably many more reasons, they're completely different from humans so I can only go off of what I can observe and understand.

    • @lelununu
      @lelununu 5 лет назад +23

      Garry McMhastegut Can you provide some sources for the claims? I am really interested in this behavior, but I can only find publications that state that males do that to make the web less attractive to rivals.

    • @60quidplustax76
      @60quidplustax76 5 лет назад

      Pulverman never said that, but i know that guy who isn't Pulverman did

    • @unho337
      @unho337 5 лет назад

      Thanks I learn something from you.

    • @Victor-tl4dk
      @Victor-tl4dk 2 года назад +1

      it might also take less energy for him to help out since he is smaller.

  • @stevecostell883
    @stevecostell883 5 лет назад +383

    Hes rude, lazy, a home wrecker.
    Yeah Michael you should have stayed, im the only one for you.

  • @D-me-dream-smp
    @D-me-dream-smp Год назад +3

    It’s an endless source of fascination learning about the immense variety of “quirky”, elaborate and oftentimes extreme behaviours that different spider species have been “programmed” to do all in the name of ensuring they pass their genes on. In the spider kingdom you really have to admire the ingenuity and gutsiness/bravery of the male spiders all in the name of fathering progeny.

  • @QuantumCat76
    @QuantumCat76 5 лет назад +339

    *Black Widow eats her mate.*
    Narrator: He must have done someting really terrible! Let's dive into that.

    • @bulgna
      @bulgna 4 года назад +8

      And then plot twist: he didn't even got eaten

    • @aneria56df93
      @aneria56df93 4 года назад +7

      He did do trash her place lol 😔😔

  • @jamespurks1694
    @jamespurks1694 6 лет назад +1130

    I am a former medic and your statement about the potential danger of a bite from a black widow is way too broad. A person who is not too young and not too old and have a well functioning immune system, that can apply to, but they should to an ER to be checked. However (!!) a child, an elderly person or someone with a compromised immune system must be taken or transported as quickly as possible for emergency treatment, which can involve spending time in an ICU because they are much more prone to have reactions requiring antivenom and life-sustaining interventions. My current edition of Current Medical Diagnosis and Treatment textbook states a bite from a black widow spider may cause severe systematic symptoms and death. The pain of the bite may be relieved by parenteral opioids (by injection) and muscle relaxants given iv (injected through a vein) may transiently relieve muscle rigidity.

    • @ethanJ496
      @ethanJ496 6 лет назад +21

      That's right, I've seen black widows a few times and captured one once. I searched online for how dangerous they are before I tried that.

    • @talacocheta9001
      @talacocheta9001 6 лет назад +22

      False Black Widow spiders, also known as cupboard spiders, have the same venom as a Black Widow - just less potent. Black Widow antivenom may be used if a bite is very severe. Always go to the ER if there's any question as to whether you'll react or not. (I've been bitten by False Black Widows and had horrible muscle spasms, sweating, and asthma attack. Not fun!)

    • @jamespurks1694
      @jamespurks1694 6 лет назад +14

      Talacocheta So very glad your reactions have not been worse. Based on what you have written, I would recommend going to the ER. They can treat the severe muscle spasms pain and the asthma attacks which can sometimes be fatal.

    • @killinqz
      @killinqz 6 лет назад +3

      JAMES PURKS is 14 year old immune system strong enough?

    • @smallstudiodesign
      @smallstudiodesign 6 лет назад +7

      JAMES PURKS They made it pretty clear they can’t find documented case of a death from a black widow spider in USA 🇺🇸
      Plus also made it clear they are not aggressive to humans so with all due respect you made valid points and I agree
      However it’s worth noting the factors you did ... their description paragraph would exceed the word count on RUclips - it already goes on & on. They can’t list everything.

  • @Idazmi7
    @Idazmi7 6 лет назад +1280

    Lazy? Look at all the work he did!

    • @goldaria9228
      @goldaria9228 6 лет назад +50

      Idazmi7 he did do a lot of work actually but how did he get food before he found her web

    • @vincentnguyen3068
      @vincentnguyen3068 6 лет назад +54

      It's not like he makes his own nest...

    • @burd4141
      @burd4141 6 лет назад +42

      No because if she never made the web he would've never done anything so he just freeloaded her web

    • @rawn3rve
      @rawn3rve 6 лет назад +8

      @@burd4141 how do you know that he would've never done anything?

    • @shea4804
      @shea4804 6 лет назад +18

      I live for these spider debates also all of you calling him lazy, hes doing what he has to get a girl :3 it's kinda romantic.....
      ... then she eats him

  • @Donovaan
    @Donovaan 4 года назад +19

    "(... ) Potentially attracting a nice selection of males for her to choose from." "(...) See that vibrating? That's him signaling his interest."
    This is all way too close to Tinder! x)

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +2551

    And this is why I got an HD screen.

    • @MrAdryan1603
      @MrAdryan1603 6 лет назад

      Oh that would be really cool

    • @hexmaniacgabby5160
      @hexmaniacgabby5160 6 лет назад +1

      New Message Right? These videos are gorgeous.

    • @forhandle111
      @forhandle111 6 лет назад +3

      New Message You can't watch these videos without HD. It will ruin the video.

    • @he-who-has-seen2731
      @he-who-has-seen2731 6 лет назад +2

      bruh I know I was cringing and crying waiting for her to grab him I was scared for him

    • @lexxiiixxxx
      @lexxiiixxxx 6 лет назад +7

      lier HD doesnt exis just like the moon landing

  • @Themadhatton
    @Themadhatton 5 лет назад +4869

    That narrator definitely has relationship problems

    • @ilex161
      @ilex161 5 лет назад +120

      Don't take it personally dude.

    • @prinsis5168
      @prinsis5168 5 лет назад +282

      @@ilex161 That's literally what the narrator was doing

    • @blueshoes5145
      @blueshoes5145 5 лет назад +103

      @@prinsis5168 she propably didnt even write it. So yes dont take it personally.

    • @yopeepthestyle8308
      @yopeepthestyle8308 5 лет назад +31

      Maribor Forest self inflicted r/whooosh

    • @DFWTF
      @DFWTF 5 лет назад +3

      He dies ! Reeeeeeee

  • @peterbombeater3122
    @peterbombeater3122 5 лет назад +2549

    Child: Mom, where's Dad?
    Mom: Uhm...he went to the store for milk.

    • @childoftheking7774
      @childoftheking7774 4 года назад +72

      ...and never came back!

    • @nia-marieryan4196
      @nia-marieryan4196 4 года назад +27

      Ur profile pic is disturbing....
      :I

    • @bryanmeza3871
      @bryanmeza3871 3 года назад +2

      @@nia-marieryan4196 yeah

    • @Kara_Kay_Eschel
      @Kara_Kay_Eschel 3 года назад

      @@nia-marieryan4196 I get arouse when I am disturbed.

    • @JIP411
      @JIP411 3 года назад +1

      @@nia-marieryan4196 close your eyes then.

  • @officialrivv
    @officialrivv 4 года назад +23

    Black Widow: Love my new place
    Male Widow: Aye one night stand

  • @dorkchops
    @dorkchops 6 лет назад +218

    Found a gorgeous black widow in my garden, gonna start complimenting her from now on so she doesn't bite me

    • @deadsi
      @deadsi 5 лет назад +18

      Just throw money at it

    • @kingtreedede7303
      @kingtreedede7303 5 лет назад +4

      Ktportal Productionsfuck Too late bro

    • @Chidera420
      @Chidera420 5 лет назад +3

      If I find a spider...I burn the tree down

    • @randytaylor-ny7tt
      @randytaylor-ny7tt 5 лет назад +2

      Just burn it

    • @epicfromepicgames8222
      @epicfromepicgames8222 5 лет назад +2

      STEP ON HER, WHY DO YOU CALL SUCH DISGUSTING THINGS GORGEOUS, WHERE'S MY FLAME THROWER

  • @jlynno
    @jlynno 5 лет назад +599

    She protecc
    She attacc
    But most importantly, he’s a snacc

    • @Aloe.tee4410
      @Aloe.tee4410 4 года назад +4

      That sounded so wrong on several different levels

  • @SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE
    @SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE 6 лет назад +1319

    "Lazy, Rude, Messy, Controlling" ... sounds like you're complaining about a boyfriend ?

    • @KyleKyle__
      @KyleKyle__ 5 лет назад +106

      J3AN P3T3R Controling is more of a girl thing

    • @PSippyBoye
      @PSippyBoye 5 лет назад +11

      Pandazarecool 12 true

    • @aspebb
      @aspebb 5 лет назад +22

      *girlfriend/boyfriend* *

    • @linkspanties9808
      @linkspanties9808 5 лет назад +38

      Pandazarecool 12 no it’s equally bad. Trust me.

    • @PSippyBoye
      @PSippyBoye 5 лет назад +3

      @@aspebbhow about it be girlfriend?

  • @VyvienneEaux
    @VyvienneEaux 4 года назад +128

    “Actually, in most black widow spider species, and there are 31, the males don’t get eaten.”
    Me: “WHERE’S THE JUSTICE IN THAT?”

    • @thenutstealer
      @thenutstealer 4 года назад +3

      CONSUME ALL DA MALES, OR AT LEAST BE LIKE LORANA BOBBIT, MORE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @MikhalisBramouell
      @MikhalisBramouell 4 года назад +4

      And females wonder why they are single4life

    • @thenutstealer
      @thenutstealer 4 года назад

      @Billiam Skilliam at least i didnt say cut the balls off that would be too far, oh god im cringing so hard just thinking about it

    • @thenutstealer
      @thenutstealer 4 года назад

      @Billiam Skilliam *laughs*

    • @sabilityone
      @sabilityone 4 года назад

      ... you ok? They’re just animals no need to sentence em to death

  • @k.erosene0
    @k.erosene0 5 лет назад +1055

    "Let's look at this poor sucker for a bit"
    Omgosh calm down lady xD

    • @yungamare4750
      @yungamare4750 5 лет назад +10

      It’s an insect..... we really doing this

    • @stfnj1492
      @stfnj1492 5 лет назад +33

      @@yungamare4750 Spiders are no insects, just saying

    • @yungamare4750
      @yungamare4750 5 лет назад +2

      stfnj I just picture it as a dangerous insect with 8 legs lol.

    • @Treychik
      @Treychik 5 лет назад

      @@stfnj1492 THANK YOU! 👍

    • @Treychik
      @Treychik 5 лет назад

      @@yungamare4750 he just meant to say that spiders are arachnids, not insects...different species.

  • @erossenpai2884
    @erossenpai2884 6 лет назад +713

    So wait.. If the male spider was being a "home wrecker", wouldn't the female spider just killed him? Something feels off about the info on this video.

    • @WhatDuhDogDoin
      @WhatDuhDogDoin 5 лет назад +139

      The video is obviously blowing things out of proportion to make it seem more dramatic. Different species have different things that work for them.

    • @SimonNZ6969
      @SimonNZ6969 5 лет назад +72

      Well if every female spider killed every male spider, there wouldn't be any spiders. She probably just tolerates it or he does it when shes sleeping. Might be just this particular type of spider too.

    • @SomeGuy-qh6rw
      @SomeGuy-qh6rw 5 лет назад +118

      You are correct. Either this video is purposefully being false to push an agenda, which is really weird if that is the case, or it is just wrong. The male spider is actually taking care of this female. Those lines he is destroying isn't her lines. But the lines of neighboring spiders. It makes her web more safe, and rolls up her food, and keeps it out of reach of others. Pretty sure a basic google search would have told anyone such, so I imagine they chose to re-write facts for a narrative.

    • @WhatDuhDogDoin
      @WhatDuhDogDoin 5 лет назад +26

      Some Guy I don’t think it’s necessarily pushing a narrative, but is just sensationalizing it to get more attention.

    • @SomeGuy-qh6rw
      @SomeGuy-qh6rw 5 лет назад +26

      @@WhatDuhDogDoin But why lie about it? I don't really care about the agenda pushing, so much as the false information. Oh, and the female lays her eggs in the bundle the male creates as well.

  • @Higashikata
    @Higashikata 5 лет назад +635

    Black widow: builds web
    Male: breaks web
    Black widow: say sike right now

    • @muffintime907
      @muffintime907 4 года назад +6

      When sike was a trend but then got devoured by some roblox kids and turned it into a cringe phrase
      Now it's disappearing, and to see it again is so nice

    • @mlgparrot9540
      @mlgparrot9540 4 года назад +1

      It's spelled psych though not sike

    • @hero9402
      @hero9402 4 года назад +4

      @@muffintime907 same feeling

  • @brofenix
    @brofenix 4 года назад +7

    Dang. Hard not to get freaked out/scared a little, watching spiders so closely.

  • @bam3lia
    @bam3lia 5 лет назад +1713

    me: *watches this video*
    also me: *itches every inch of my existence*

    • @saru-chan9516
      @saru-chan9516 5 лет назад +13

      I swearrr

    • @RomanSimkins
      @RomanSimkins 5 лет назад +5

      Me too XD

    • @BenDover-ht5nv
      @BenDover-ht5nv 5 лет назад +4

      frowning smile insert basic meme template for attention

    • @glitchyme3707
      @glitchyme3707 5 лет назад +6

      If this one makes you itch (don't blame you for that) don't watch the one on ticks O.O

    • @bam3lia
      @bam3lia 5 лет назад +3

      Ben Dover: insert unnecessary cometary that no one asked for

  • @414MrMilwaukee
    @414MrMilwaukee 5 лет назад +241

    *NATURE YOU SCARY!* 🕷
    3:14 bro over there twerking

  • @SilverScaleMA
    @SilverScaleMA 6 лет назад +87

    I haven't ever heard of someone dying from a black widow bite but I know several people who got really sick because of it... I did see a black widow web once that had three males crawling all over it and causing chaos. The female had enough and started chasing them all around trying to get them out... it was rather funny to watch. 😅

  • @EnderalRocks
    @EnderalRocks 4 года назад +6

    Watching while on a toilet, brought my legs up and now I'm sitting in a criss cross

  • @JudgementalJosh
    @JudgementalJosh 6 лет назад +596

    The amount of D R A M A going on amongst this species is so funny!

  • @samothythygreat
    @samothythygreat 4 года назад +1804

    Male: **destroys web**
    Female:
    *SOMEBODY GON’ DAI TONIGHT.*

    • @secretgreen2065
      @secretgreen2065 4 года назад +2

      you want help changing your pfp?

    • @samothythygreat
      @samothythygreat 4 года назад +18

      SecretGreen
      Nah it’s no use I’ve tried everything

    • @secretgreen2065
      @secretgreen2065 4 года назад

      @@samothythygreat your comment should be more recognized so that ppl can say f

    • @jomaejoestar4001
      @jomaejoestar4001 4 года назад

      He's saving the bois

    • @sheer9203
      @sheer9203 4 года назад

      I know how to fix it. Got a computer?

  • @rayel7560
    @rayel7560 5 лет назад +187

    Child: where’s dad
    Mom: you see that thing over there wrapped in my silk

  • @okami_sanart5803
    @okami_sanart5803 4 года назад +37

    Ma'am, by the tone of your voice, I can understand your going through a breakup

  • @sydparrott8552
    @sydparrott8552 5 лет назад +952

    I'm glad to hear that a lot of these guys escape cannibalism after getting laid. It's the old smash n' dash being played out in the animal kingdom

  • @Stormtrooper660
    @Stormtrooper660 5 лет назад +445

    *The Narrator just went through a depressing moment*

  • @pablohortal9988
    @pablohortal9988 5 лет назад +738

    Male spider: doesn't get murdered
    Comentator: he gets off scratch free

    • @gnuling296
      @gnuling296 5 лет назад +9

      Do the other spiders that don't get eaten even destroy the webs like this?

    • @emdadahmed5592
      @emdadahmed5592 5 лет назад +9

      *scot-free*

    • @SGT676
      @SGT676 5 лет назад +8

      @Mike H why else you think the narrator is like this its obvious her relationship ain't working out

    • @davidhall7644
      @davidhall7644 5 лет назад +2

      @Mike H well you could use some adversity in your life. And the sooner you man up the better.

    • @Peace.and.knowledge1
      @Peace.and.knowledge1 5 лет назад

      @@SGT676 xD

  • @gregorysharp
    @gregorysharp 4 года назад +3

    She sets up a kill room. He’s the home wrecker.

  • @naimasntl8137
    @naimasntl8137 5 лет назад +427

    Why am I watching this if im scared of spiders...

    • @Matt-pn7cq
      @Matt-pn7cq 5 лет назад +12

      I'm scared too and I really don't why I am watching this either

    • @123hattan
      @123hattan 5 лет назад +5

      To get used to them

    • @stevenbrawley326
      @stevenbrawley326 5 лет назад +2

      Oh, that takes me back, to elementary school, reading about things that that scared me the most and not knowing why.

    • @alysontucker9343
      @alysontucker9343 5 лет назад +1

      Ifk

    • @siddharthtripathi5806
      @siddharthtripathi5806 4 года назад +1

      So that we can make our enemies share our dread(imagine spiderman inspired by Batman)

  • @kayo5011
    @kayo5011 6 лет назад +666

    So a guy can't ask for a commitment these days huh??

    • @vitaly2432
      @vitaly2432 6 лет назад +5

      haha:)

    • @QueenMelodyAngel13
      @QueenMelodyAngel13 6 лет назад +124

      hh Death well there is a difference between asking for commitment and sticking a cork up someone’s vagaina because you don’t trust your woman. 😂😂😂

    • @ganeshprem3043
      @ganeshprem3043 6 лет назад +30

      because it works. ^

    • @TheRealmPod
      @TheRealmPod 6 лет назад

      Such a prost

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 6 лет назад +12

      QueenMelodyAngel13
      You do realize that such behavior is common in nature and better guarantees that females don't mate again, right? Forget the puerile moralizing and try to look at it from an evolutionary standpoint. In the evolutionary game, the highest priority is passing on one's genes, and the game is cutthroat. These kinds of behavior manifest in the mating system of these species because *they're successful.*

  • @Gabriel-jg5wh
    @Gabriel-jg5wh 5 лет назад +543

    Poor dude, saving the whole spider community by sacrificing he's self what a great dude

    • @BrookeKatherine.
      @BrookeKatherine. 5 лет назад +7

      *he is self*

    • @airmatt6836
      @airmatt6836 5 лет назад +4

      What a bro

    • @KLsquish
      @KLsquish 5 лет назад

      Brooke K I think it was autocorrect

    • @xVNDL_
      @xVNDL_ 5 лет назад +2

      Spider jesus!

    • @romeomargot-picquendar1281
      @romeomargot-picquendar1281 5 лет назад +4

      He's so selfless, he even eliminates the chances of another having to sacrifice themselves. That's dedication right there.

  • @AndrewVaillant
    @AndrewVaillant 3 года назад +1

    1:30: Panic.
    1:35: **VISIBLE PANIC**

  • @iimuffinsaur
    @iimuffinsaur 5 лет назад +49

    Me: has a fear of spiders
    Proceeds to watch video
    Paranoia increases as I go.

  • @janrudzki8612
    @janrudzki8612 5 лет назад +53

    "So lets see, lazy, rude, messy, controlling... sounds just like someone I know, right Doug?"

  • @benjamilreed4640
    @benjamilreed4640 6 лет назад +641

    Sounds like the presenter having a dig at her ex! Hahaha keep up the awesome work guys this channel is legendary

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 6 лет назад +38

      Ben Jamil Reed
      Glad I'm not the only one who noticed. The subject matter is fascinating, but the presentation is nauseatingly misandrist.

    • @umbrasyl
      @umbrasyl 6 лет назад +1

      Xbalanque84
      nauseating like your face

    • @Chronically_ChiII
      @Chronically_ChiII 6 лет назад

      You don't even see his face, next.

    • @rocket8869
      @rocket8869 5 лет назад +2

      @@umbrasyl ah. a your face joke. is this 2nd grade?

  • @chriiiiisssssyyyyy
    @chriiiiisssssyyyyy 4 года назад +1

    Now that Spider is like my father. LIKE LITERALLY!!!

  • @nicolasro1429
    @nicolasro1429 5 лет назад +212

    T H I C C S P I D E R Y B O I

  • @0_rei680
    @0_rei680 6 лет назад +437

    "Lazy, rude, messy, controlling" ..."ok, let's watch him get eaten" 😂

    • @zw8745
      @zw8745 6 лет назад +40

      Does anyone else think she was throwing shade?

    • @shanerye6092
      @shanerye6092 6 лет назад +4

      zw yea she deffo was man

    • @foxeh123
      @foxeh123 6 лет назад +20

      Extremely sexist.
      But it's ok since it's against men.

    • @BlackRose-td7tw
      @BlackRose-td7tw 6 лет назад +1

      zw definitely lol 😂 what’s up with her lol 😂💀

    • @BlackRose-td7tw
      @BlackRose-td7tw 6 лет назад

      foxeh123 Y🤔

  • @dharmeshsolanki4354
    @dharmeshsolanki4354 6 лет назад +1127

    4:15 THAT VIBRATION 😂😂😂😂

  • @magreplybobo5631
    @magreplybobo5631 4 года назад +3

    Narrator:she works pretty hard for a living”
    Me:i am joke to you?

  • @heroofmalta9158
    @heroofmalta9158 5 лет назад +304

    Crime: Being messy, kinda rude to gf, is a male
    Sentence: Death by snu snu

  • @chloejoseph9271
    @chloejoseph9271 5 лет назад +236

    Narrator: he wraps her limbs in his own delicate.
    Me thinking: Fifty shades of grey.

  • @hanako8337
    @hanako8337 5 лет назад +113

    Offsprings of the spiders: Mom, where's dad?
    Black widow mom: .......

    • @MegaOgrady
      @MegaOgrady 5 лет назад +41

      "Your dad is gone, but he'll always be inside me"

    • @MRJTHEGAMER329
      @MRJTHEGAMER329 5 лет назад +7

      MegaOgrady XD lol nice. Top comment in my book

    • @Adeon55
      @Adeon55 5 лет назад +7

      @@MegaOgrady _Near... far... wherever you are!_ (spoiler: it's near) _I believe that... the heart does... go onnnnn..._

    • @wiseguy240Winston
      @wiseguy240Winston 5 лет назад +2

      Thank God I'm a Male human, Male insects got it bad...

    • @banishedfromthedwarfplanet530
      @banishedfromthedwarfplanet530 5 лет назад +1

      wiseguy 26>> Spiders are not insects.

  • @bluemarblemark
    @bluemarblemark 3 года назад +1

    Lazy - Resourceful
    Rude - Assertive
    Messy - Redecorating
    Controlling - Please don't kill me
    oops