Knew the females ate the male but I never knew the decapitated males could still move and reproduce by themselves. Fascinating. I learnt something new today!
Same thing. I was prepared to whine that they were exactly as weird as I thought (eating the male after or while copulating), but didn't know it works the other way too.
2:05 He's missing the entire lower half of his body, is currently being eaten like a stalk of celery and IS STILL ALIVE. I wouldn't consider myself a squeamish person to these types of things but I deffinitly had to pause to recollect myself xD
My man the mantis is looking at these ladies thinking, "Yeah there's a chance she'll reject me, laugh at me, possibly eat my face, but I'm still going for it." What's your excuse?
Man, that was shocking! I knew they might eat the males but I had no idea about the headless zombie mating. Wow. That little horror twist at the end was perfect, much like everything else on this channel.
I know its I'm late. But in the show, mantis did fell in love with a female mantis and he realised the mating process was... bad for his health... So yeah he will definitely not have kids, cause he almost experienced it... lol.
Guy mantis 1: Go on, do it, tell her you love her! Guy mantis 2: Okay, I'm going! Wish me luck! Guy mantis 2: *approaches female* So I was wondering if you wanted to, like, go out for food sometime. Female mantis: Sure, the meal's on you. *eats him*
2:03 OH MY GOD HE’S STILL ALIVE! Half his body’s gone, along with most of his organs and he’s still moving! And she’s continuing to just chomp down on him at a leisurely pace and he looks vaguely annoyed! Edit: 3:39 this is taking necrophilia to a whole new level.
The way mantis eat is probably one of the most horrifying ways to imagine yourself being eaten in nature. They just hold you firmly in place, picking and nibbling at you at a leisurely pace.
Male mantis: You look beautiful honey! Female mantis: And you look delicious Male mantis :......I think you ment handsome... Female Mantis : *Did I stutter?*
Devil? Yes I Mantis Female a Devil : Mantis Angel it love! Mantis Female : no Mantis Male : love! Mantis Female : >:( it Dead no Love no baby....1000 Sun Mantis Male : :'( dead
The insect world is like the ultimate horror story! While I was aware the poor male often gets decapitated during “the act” somehow the sight of his headless body deciding to make a play for it independently seems even more disturbing. I guess it really is the ultimate “what have you got to lose” moment.
XelanddX They actually joke about that in the second film. Mantis mentions his father was eaten headless, and later laments that he never got to settle down with a girl and “she’d bite [his] head off”.
I had a pet one of these as a kid. She laid an ootheca and passed away, which I put outside. A few months later i got to see her babies in the bush in my backyard. :)
What did the female mantis say to the other female mantis. Mantis 1:was that your boyfriend i saw you with yesterday? Mantis 2: that wasn't my boyfriend that was my lunch. Edit ok ill leave
HAHAA REMINDS ME WHEN MANTIS IN KUNGFUPANDA2 SAID SOMETHING LIKE "Man, I'm so lucky, I don't have any problems with my dad. Maybe cause my mom eat him when I was young" OR SOMETHING AROUND THAT LINE
Robert Bettin eehh well i think you're wrong i think this is an affirmation :v what guys won't just do to get laid, well idk i'm just an english learner but from what i've been taught this is a statament :v
Narrator: He makes his move to pass on his genes ver- **female mantis starts devouring male mantis** **horrific music starts playing** Narrator: Uhh.. that's one way to go..?
I witnessed this in action as little girl been scaring ever since.. I found a large green praying mantis outside and I put it in an aquarium to feed and keep as a pet.. A week later I found a smaller brown one and thought hey two mantis they can be friends I put them together in a large aquarium then I can home from school to check on them and the male was walking around without a head for a rather long time and female had laid an egg sack.. I had a melt down. Not long after the female slowly died.. I did get to see the babies hatch and released them outside. Definitely not something I was prepared to see as child without warning..
NO HUMAN CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR LOVE LIFE EVER AGAIN
No complaints here!
Soo is their a colab happening soon? :)
True in a million ways
It's Okay To Be Smart don't have a love life 😪
This is not too different from Humans. Male marries female...male's life is over.
*_I wasn’t mentally prepared for this_*
I you understand why who don't wanna put with and or BELIEVE women's BS are called incels
I screaming much while watching this 😥
What happened *ohh may god*
It happened when i commented on this
@@alifmeylinda6189 you're too little for youtube, sorry..
I'm scared
Knew the females ate the male but I never knew the decapitated males could still move and reproduce by themselves. Fascinating. I learnt something new today!
Right
troll
piplupcola Men always get the job done. No matter how women treat us.
its fuvked up LOL
Same thing. I was prepared to whine that they were exactly as weird as I thought (eating the male after or while copulating), but didn't know it works the other way too.
Male mantis: I would die for you, my love.
Female mantis: *SAY NO MORE*
Male mantis looses head
Male mantis gets laid any way
Lol that was cute. Clueless male mantises
Hahaha
🤣⚔
At least 🕷 and 🦂 are not like this males are not out clasted by females.
This brings the term “So no head” to the next level.
When she said we wanted her to give us head, that was not what we meant.
This is going on r/cursedcomments
Yes it does 🤣🤣🤣
Wait so how can he eat?
@@Minecraft_2008.
He doesnt he just nuts then dies
I knew this was going to be brutal, but I was really not prepared for the intensity of the footage.
2:05 He's missing the entire lower half of his body, is currently being eaten like a stalk of celery and IS STILL ALIVE. I wouldn't consider myself a squeamish person to these types of things but I deffinitly had to pause to recollect myself xD
Andii Neushul right there with u guys... Jeez... Sends shivers.......
I've seen that happen IRL
2:04
If you thought your love life was bad, have a look at this guy whos getting eaten alive by his partner.
Andii Neushul I felt the pain of that mantis
Male mantis: I love you.
Female mantis:... So you have chosen death.
Get laid and die, or not get laid and live...
Catalina :D still gone die from autumn nights
@Stephen Curry why tf do I see u everywhere?!
We meet again
@@AlterBoi01 no you see Justin Y. Everywhere
My man the mantis is looking at these ladies thinking, "Yeah there's a chance she'll reject me, laugh at me, possibly eat my face, but I'm still going for it."
What's your excuse?
@Redtrap the Bunnie Facts
I’m not a mantis, and I don’t do cannibalism.
I’m a stressful ball of awkward hormones
I can't climb
The mantis is better looking than me
"ask her out man! dont worry she wont bite! what's the worst that can happen?"
Well she can eat me
( Lenny face intensifies )
She could also be seeing other men dude
@@lunapostsstuff it's not men it's praying mantis
Yeah thanks man
*walks to her*
* gets eaten*
Me in heaven: I WILL NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND AGAIN
Velocit :C whoooosh
So that male,
Is literally *inside* of her.
Lord Alex The Dev STOP-
xKornix lol
*inside*
Lord Alex The Dev ayyyyy-
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Imagine being born as a praying mantis and then realising you’re a male.
Really helps to have no self awareness in a situation like that.
69th like
Garbage looooooooooool id avoid females at all costs
Garbage they don’t always do that. Only when their hungry. Lol so hopefully she had a lunch before the action.
6 6 6
"mom how was dad like?"
*"Delicious."*
xDDDD HAHHAHAHA
X of the D
ISKSKSMSKA,DUSKAJISMAUK-
Literally
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Baby mantis: mommy where’s daddy?
Mom mantis: enough questions, Markus
Oh so he's a BOY...
Markus gonna die soon
what's daddy?
mom mantis:you know when we say they look like a snack?well he tasted good so he’s a snack
@idrinklemonwater * in mah belly!
Male Humans: this love is killing me
Male mantis: this love is literally killing me
LMFAOooooosososksbs
Cold
let’s kill this LOVE!
@Sophia Zheng Lol😅😂😂😂
@@sssaiferr9572 hahahahaha
Mantis: *gets head bitten off
Mantis’s Body: “my time has come”
LMFAOOAOAOOA!!!!
And it came...
And so have i
@@rishabhgupta2542
Jai Hind
@@arthurmorgan7770 that came out of nowhere.
"She won't bite!" They said.
"WE'RE JUST MATING" SHE SAYS
Imagine getting killed and eaten by your own crush.
AsnBlox [ALT] yeah, that about sums it up my love life actually, lack of rather
Such an epic SIMP moment
Jeffrey dauhmers victims.
@@misterpoopnose6547 Agreed!
AsnBlox [ALT] Well at least she likes you
“this mantis is at the top of her game”
“GIRL DON’T I KNOW IT”
Sarah Mechem sometimes they do. I was a victim 😂
She's a strong, independent woman!
Sarah Mechem she got that good good
Sarah Mechem THICC
XD oh no
I was yelling at my screen trying to warn the second mantis
Meeeeeee😂😂😂😂😂
"Nah man don't do it she ain't worth it!"
"MOVE KING, GO BE FREE, THAT NUT AINT WORTH IT!!"😂😂😂
Lololol sameeee
Jerjare 😂😂
Male mantis: So what’s you’re favorite thing to eat when you go on a date?
Female mantis: You 👁👄👁
😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
“He be lookin like a snack” has a whole new meaning xD
😂
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
Egg Bird looooooooooooooooooooooool
😂
2:04, "Honey, would you stop eating me?"
ryantres85 no numnumnum.
ryantres85 😂🤣😂🤣😂
That scene was hella nasty
"No I'm hungry -_-" (XD)
The D wasn‘t enough for her. She wanted more.
Man, that was shocking! I knew they might eat the males but I had no idea about the headless zombie mating. Wow.
That little horror twist at the end was perfect, much like everything else on this channel.
Thanks, CBA!
CBA so true!
2:02 This is why I immediately feed my girlfriend when she says she's hungry.
😂
I would say 'giving her a hand' immediately
😂😂
😂😂😂
😂
Welp.
Yeah.
I'm loving this conversation
mhmm!
So...
Uh-huh.
Atleast he ain't gotta pay no child support.
The child support jokes are cringy
lol he’s dead
@4ran he was the support
He kinda was the child support!!
Well he's paying with his life to pass on his genes.
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly....
He the snacc
I thought u were gonna say "but most importantly … he want his head bacc" but that works 2 lol
Richard Molenaar Good one.
Potats
literally
That meme died like 4 years ago
3:42 they take thinking with your crouch to a whole new level
*crotch
Hope mantis from Kung Fu panda never wants children
This lowkey underrated
Who says Mantis was a dude?
Mister Poop Nose since ever
I know its I'm late. But in the show, mantis did fell in love with a female mantis and he realised the mating process was... bad for his health... So yeah he will definitely not have kids, cause he almost experienced it... lol.
In the second movie.
He mentions his dad that has been eaten by his mom.
And that he would like to find a girlfriend like that (if I remember well)
Guy mantis 1: Go on, do it, tell her you love her!
Guy mantis 2: Okay, I'm going! Wish me luck!
Guy mantis 2: *approaches female* So I was wondering if you wanted to, like, go out for food sometime.
Female mantis: Sure, the meal's on you. *eats him*
Hahaha
Underrated coment
Female mantis: ...Literally.
and the first mantis be like: Look at him go, so proud of him
2:06 JESUS HE IS STILL ALIVE
Mantis male:hey OW that’s my intestines ohh ok now my spleen ......hey at least lemme clean myself ok ..............yeah ow that’s my neck
omfg i wanna die
How is that so tho
He looks high
That was actually a horror show, YUCK
Human male: I swear man, she drains me of my life!
Mantis Male: Dude, She is literally draining me of my life right now
*”he said as his head was being bit off”*
*All women are the same*
FIJI !
@@Lazymath007_ oh yeah? Then don't ever marry a woman or infact leave ur mom and sisters as soon as possible cus "they all are SAME", ok? 😃
@@Jiminscookie don't worry women makes such jokes about men all the time. I just reversed it this time 😀
Well, that ensures that the male won't cheat on the female.
But the female will still cheat
The ultimate matriarchy
Ahmed Rashid true
Ahmed Rashid lol
Ahmed Rashid HA
"In a way, this guy might be the ultimate winner"
*Headless mantis getting carried away*
Off into the sunset.. ●~●
Lol I literally busted out laughing from this comment
HAHAHAHAHA
Yes, because despite losing his head, he still gets the job done and dies happy.
Imagine the neighbors seeing her with a different mantis everytime
Neighbors: "Fukken player"
The neighbor is with a different mantis every time too 🤣
Serial killer
@@crimsonsomething6131 I-
Underrated bro this is hilarious
2:03 OH MY GOD HE’S STILL ALIVE!
Half his body’s gone, along with most of his organs and he’s still moving! And she’s continuing to just chomp down on him at a leisurely pace and he looks vaguely annoyed!
Edit: 3:39 this is taking necrophilia to a whole new level.
The male is dead it's muscles just reflexing
well thats reassuring that he's not aware of it, but it sure looks like he is from the video...yikes@@ratnadevi9643
Lol if I was a mantis please make me female
Alexander Leimone you know most spices of mantises don't do this.
@@anarchistcocktail3455 Do the pepper mantises do it or the garlic mantises?
....
Also letting you know some female mantis die after laying the eggs or whatever
@@ReformedCatfish better than being eaten from toe to head
Male: "Please, let me mate, it's for the survival of our species!"
Female: "Heehoo snacko"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
funny
Good one! Except there's no such thing as "survival of the species" not your fault
The way mantis eat is probably one of the most horrifying ways to imagine yourself being eaten in nature. They just hold you firmly in place, picking and nibbling at you at a leisurely pace.
imagine a mantis of your size hunting you down and eating you slowly.
André P.S. OK now that is scary :&
André P.S. thank you I will now have nightmares
Sauron 555 be welcome, have a nice night, dream with the mant.. I mean the angels
Dat Dr. Greger picture tho
female mantis:
“the crunchy parts are my favorite”
Cant forget the *hard* parts
And the *wet* stuff which is just as yummy
I wouldn’t feel like a winner if i had my head eaten
Joefrenne S u wouldn't feel anything
When you ask for head
@@chickendingus More like...when SHE asks for head.
1000th like
Eaten, digested, and pooped
This lady sounds way too happy about this...
LOL true ¡
Word😂😂
Anthony M of course she is , why she wouldn’t ?
Jaime Duncan right why wouldnt she be happy seeong a insect eating another one alive?? Do u have problems?
😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨 OMG your right
2:05
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
3:33
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
our work here is done
HAHAHAHA This thread was The Best 😂😂😂
LOL THAT'S ALSO MY EXACT REACTION
gulp
HAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Male mantis: You look beautiful honey!
Female mantis: And you look delicious
Male mantis :......I think you ment handsome...
Female Mantis : *Did I stutter?*
Lol
Food-zoned
DPOH Productions haiqjhdiqhsuaushaushaus
amazing
Made me laugh
Made me chuckle. It also made me cry minutes later.
Best comment yet.
THE GREEN MALE GETTING EATEN AT 2:05 WAS STILL ALIVE EVEN THOUGH HIS ENTIRE TORSO WAS MISSING OMGGG
Kilian Seibl nature...
Anonimo Nature indeed.
I thought the same. Gave me goosebumps...
Kilian Seibl I was really shocked when I saw this. :/
That male experience being eaten alive from leg to its brain, nature is merciless...
Male Mantis: " *Cat calls* Heeeeey baby, what's a girl like yo-"
Female Mantis: *CHOMP*
Better to be an incel.
And find some place warm
Smartass012 Why do you watch Film Theory? He has a girl.
Devil? Yes I Mantis Female a Devil : Mantis Angel it love!
Mantis Female : no
Mantis Male : love!
Mantis Female : >:( it Dead no Love no baby....1000 Sun
Mantis Male : :'( dead
Marianne Macharia no, no i dont think it would be, maybe by a little bit but not a lot
@M M lol you're delusional
Female mantis be like
“ OFF WITH HIS HEAD “
"Ah... The nature is so beautiful!"
"Yeah, sure... say that again..."
😂
Everything... is charming in it's own way.
Child: "Mommy...Why is that I never got to meet Daddy?"
Female: ".......uhhhhh...."
Female: *i eat ur dad thats why* 😐
When you tryin to get intimate with her and she eats ur head.
#Relatable
#JustMantisThings
#ohgodpleasehelpiambeingeaten
#ijustwantedpussy
#shutupyouidiots
#dildogang
No one:
Not a single soul:
Praying manties: you are what you eat
literally
2:04
Male: Honey, I’m home from work!
Female: Good, your just in time for dinner!
Male: Really? What’s for dinner?
Female: Y O U!
Alternate ending (Female: [STARES WIDE EYED WITH A DEVIL SMILE WHILE AT MALE])
Male: I loved you but why did you have to eat me...?
@@misterpoopnose6547 with the music at 3:28
I'll just send a link to a video that brings the whole "Honey, I'm Home" and Mantis getting its head eaten joke to a whole new level
ruclips.net/video/xHffjNbWmig/видео.html
- Mom, where’s Dad?
- Let’s just say he was a
“Good” man
Salvador Ibarra "Good" man...tis
...finger-licking good!
kivu88 “Real meal for five bucks” lol
He was good man and delicious
"food" man
I was eating a waffle
I don’t want my waffle anymore
blue waffle
can I have it
@Paul James #didnotknowyoucouldmakwahastagoutofanythingsocoolthisisfunwhomadethis
LillyCookies DDAENG Ilpal ilsam sampal ddaeng
@Paul James but yeah poor waffle😪
Male mantis: "Hey cutie, eat me up ;)"
Female mantis: "Rips head out and eats it"
Male mantis: "Well, that didn't go so well"
3:36 I wasn’t mentally prepared for this
Nature is weird af, but its kinda hot...
L i t e r a l l y.
@@NYwhydowe glad to see am not the only one
@@NYwhydowe no
2:00 is almost just as bad.
RUclips recommended strikes again 😏
Hi 1rod
Yep
No. Stop. Stop talking so softly when you're documenting THIS.
Can't blame her.she's women that's why she won't judge her(female mantis)!
Nilesh Singh what
@@swa6441 Ah. The characteristic male jokes. And it's called nature. You can't judge nature lol.
Graciliraptor ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFEEE
Human: I’ll sleep when I’m dead!!!
Mantis: that’s cute.
Praying Mantis? More like Preying Mantis! So awesome yet so horrifying at the same time!
Keznen no not awesome
Stop
Um excuse me, miss you dropped a perfectly good wing.
Great Frost Hawk 😂
I’ll never complain about my wife again
Yes u will,lol
Just give it a few beers ...
you never should in the first place
@@EhCloserLook if you don’t know what you’re talking about keep your little comments to yourself
@@EhCloserLook rude
The insect world is like the ultimate horror story! While I was aware the poor male often gets decapitated during “the act” somehow the sight of his headless body deciding to make a play for it independently seems even more disturbing. I guess it really is the ultimate “what have you got to lose” moment.
Female mantis: *”yo boy, come gimme some”*
Male mantis: *comes over*
Female mantis: *”you fool...”*
*Cross thunder split attack*
ZA WARUDO!!!!!
Almost like us humans..
THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK
@@jamaldavis831 these replies prove that jojo fans are everywhere
y'all really didn't need to intensify the munching sounds
why is bug you i seen asian videos they catch bug and all and eat even mice lmoa
*yall*
but they did. they really did need to.
Masaya ? It’s ASMR
We all know a cow like yourself smacks way louder
Still a better love story then twilight.
Bbbuuurrrnnn!!
Fearmo , the never-before-heard of Greek god of comedy has just been discovered in ancient records.
XD
Hilarious and original
Yea if u like being eaten
Female mantis: “Fine I guess you are my little pogchamp. Come here.”
Male mantis: *comes over*
*YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!*
**kunfu panda has left the chat**
XelanddX They actually joke about that in the second film. Mantis mentions his father was eaten headless, and later laments that he never got to settle down with a girl and “she’d bite [his] head off”.
TheKagawaLife hahah I remember in one episode, mantis said he'd love to meet a girl and that he would like her to eat his head😂😂😂
XelanddXʟᴏʟ
When he was trapped in kung fu panda 2
He said
I didnt expect to die like this,i expected to die when my wife chops my head off
I actually found a couple of female praying mantis's in my backyard (4)
And 3 male praying mantis's, but by now I only see one
0w0
0.0
You know what happened
And so do I
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hmmmmmmmm *spiralling head*
Seriously Deep look's comment section is the most amusing comment section I ever read
some body should make a tiktok about it.
"why would a mantis eat their own kind"
It's called cannibalism kids
Lots of bugs and creatures do this.
@@theratman6468 even some humans have done that too☹️
@@daphenomenalz4100 wendigos...
2:03 ...its still moving.. ._.
Omg
Ahhhh!!!!!
I knowwwww! Ahhhh so creepy
Reflexes. Although, given its heart, lungs and head are intact.... yeah; probobly not died yet.
She gave him head and went too far
2:08 **Casually cleans arms while getting eaten alive**
LOL IKR
Good thing they can't feel pain. That's why he's so calm about it.
@@EvilGears Certainly wonder what he must of thought was happening then 😂
@@EvilGears he can
@@fellipe6130 Well. Pain requires an emotional response which insects dont do. But it's similar
wow, he got decaptitated and still finished the job. Every boss' dream.
*Male mantis approaching female*
Female mantis: Omae wa mou shindeiru
Male: NANI?!
*EXCUSE ME SIR WHERES YOUR HEAD*
Adalyn Nightsmith well I met this chick last night we had a few drinks I wasn't carefull enough I got laid thou
Markoy Cole that’s not good mate. I hope she recovers tho. Congrats on getting laid tho.
Adalyn Nightsmith HAHAHA
Adalyn Nightsmith yeah she cool just in a wheel chair
Adalyn Nightsmith That's what she said
I had a pet one of these as a kid. She laid an ootheca and passed away, which I put outside. A few months later i got to see her babies in the bush in my backyard. :)
Cool!
Alex Vasquez I bet they are the cutest little nymphs she made dude.
11pm: 1 more video...
3 am: *Watching this*
that's what BBC earth is like.
Same
Me till 6 a.m
Is it just me or I find praying mantises just so elegant and beautiful
Imagine irl
Girl:"Im ready to have kids"
Guy:*rushes over*
"Hey how are y-"
Girl:*Starts eating his face*
Some people kiss like that.. Like eating eachother face off so..
@@asz-themoonwalker2771 This is so offbeat with the first comment in terms of gravity and randomness that it made me laugh. Thanks. ^^
@@mariebourgot4949 and i'm eating now
You're welcome! 😁
What did the female mantis say to the other female mantis.
Mantis 1:was that your boyfriend i saw you with yesterday?
Mantis 2: that wasn't my boyfriend that was my lunch.
Edit ok ill leave
Now you understand why who don't put up with nor BELIEVE women's BS are called incels
Smartass012 what 🤣 ?
that was probably the weakest punchline I have ever read
Boring 👎
Mantis 1: *isn't that the same thing* ._.
ion like the way she lookin at me...
Grasshopper : 👁🦷👁
me : 👁👄👁
That's not a grasshopper
I thought the title is
"Praying mantis: Love is war!"
Male mantises go even when decapitated, my god 😂
Male mantises: I.MUST...SMASH!
😂😂😂😂
Female mantises must got some good good😂
*PLEASE, BECKY-*
Love definitely kills
haha LOL (^_^)
Preach
OMG IS THIS WHERE MY TAXPAYER’S MONEY ENDS UP GOING!?!?!
TOTALLY WORTH IT
OMG IS THIS WHERE MY TAXPAYER’S MONEY ENDS UP GOING!?!?!
TOTALLY WORTH IT
'
cute mantis is a not about the currency tax
not if president racist mango has anything to say about it.
No it goes to welfare for illegal immigrants
the fedoraman strikes again what?
the fedoraman strikes again hes not racist.
HAHAA REMINDS ME WHEN MANTIS IN KUNGFUPANDA2 SAID SOMETHING LIKE "Man, I'm so lucky, I don't have any problems with my dad. Maybe cause my mom eat him when I was young" OR SOMETHING AROUND THAT LINE
3:23 The one male mantis, after having his head bitten off, still manages to fertilize her eggs -
What a stud!
What guys won't do just to get laid smh
Viktor6665 you probably aren't laid 😂😂😂
IM VEGAN You probably aren't either 😂😂😂
What won't guys do to get laid? *
Please don't reproduce. You can't even form proper sentences. The world has enough of your kind.
Robert Bettin eehh well i think you're wrong i think this is an affirmation :v what guys won't just do to get laid, well idk i'm just an english learner but from what i've been taught this is a statament :v
2:06 Male: Honey can you like stop?
Female: Stop what??
Male: Well let me finish CAN YOU STOP EATING MEH!?!
Male mantis: Baby, I would die for you.
Female mantis: *took it literally*
Praying Mantises on Facebook:
Relationship: *It's complicated*
Fun Fact: In Hebrew they're called Solomon Camels. I have no idea why, but I think the guy who named them never seen a camel.
Interesting!
In Amharic they're called Yemiriyam feres (St.Mary's Horse)
Weird, I know
We say it in Turkish "prophet camel" .Probably came from Arabic which is came from hebrew to them
In Greece, they are called "(little)Horses of Mary".
Exo's proud mama bear actually, they are called "The Prophets Horse" in arabic.
فرس النبي.
He protecc
He atacc but most importantly...he want his head bacc :(
Those He Protecc, He Atacc, but most importantly... memes never get old, at least not to me.
I had a dream one time I was a lady bug and one of these were eating me…scariest dream of my life…
Oh wow, that’s quite scary
I've been in relationships much weirder than that.
wow...
Huh....
...well then
What...
Narrator: He makes his move to pass on his genes ver-
**female mantis starts devouring male mantis**
**horrific music starts playing**
Narrator: Uhh.. that's one way to go..?
Now I know where the male brain is located.
😂
Accurate
Burn
Ouch
oof
I witnessed this in action as little girl been scaring ever since.. I found a large green praying mantis outside and I put it in an aquarium to feed and keep as a pet.. A week later I found a smaller brown one and thought hey two mantis they can be friends I put them together in a large aquarium then I can home from school to check on them and the male was walking around without a head for a rather long time and female had laid an egg sack.. I had a melt down. Not long after the female slowly died.. I did get to see the babies hatch and released them outside. Definitely not something I was prepared to see as child without warning..