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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @SpillingTheMilk
    @SpillingTheMilk  2 года назад +288

    Yo follow our twitter we're trying to get clouted twitter.com/SpillingMilkTV

    • @Sonicfalcon16
      @Sonicfalcon16 2 года назад +7

      Gay pinocchio 2 he finds another puppet he loves and makes him real too

    • @lad_laxmedia
      @lad_laxmedia 2 года назад

      ratatouille🐀

    • @TheShadow1347
      @TheShadow1347 2 года назад +2

      4:27
      RIP Pinocchio

    • @primusvsunicron1
      @primusvsunicron1 2 года назад +2

      More Total Drama Action please

    • @mrsoba_2715
      @mrsoba_2715 2 года назад

      You should watch Ranma 1/2 next great show and i bet you could make something funny out of it

  • @quartzossie
    @quartzossie 2 года назад +2362

    "We're gonna do the opposite of Disney, whenever he's straight we're gonna cut it out"
    I am DYING

    • @HitTheFloor16
      @HitTheFloor16 2 года назад +29

      Isn't that what they already do

    • @spy.mp4773
      @spy.mp4773 Год назад +12

      @@HitTheFloor16 Not in China

    • @cloudykid7278
      @cloudykid7278 Год назад +5

      7:05

    • @namakkv
      @namakkv 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@HitTheFloor16??? They cut out the gay parts

    • @HitTheFloor16
      @HitTheFloor16 8 месяцев назад

      @@namakkv yet theyve made like a million gay movies

  • @CringeGamingOG
    @CringeGamingOG 2 года назад +3913

    I’m a half-deaf paraplegic with Parkinson’s and I stood up to turn off this movie with the hand coordination of a seasoned author.

    • @friendlyneighborhooddislik486
      @friendlyneighborhooddislik486 2 года назад +273

      Blind guy: "Wait you can wa... wtf is on the screen?"

    • @jinx1987
      @jinx1987 2 года назад +104

      It’s a miracle?

    • @MrTigracho
      @MrTigracho 2 года назад +185

      @@jinx1987 that point that a movie is so bad that it can cause miracles. I don't know if is the work of good or evil.

    • @octifooxx6095
      @octifooxx6095 2 года назад +20

      Wtf is a seasoned author

    • @CringeGamingOG
      @CringeGamingOG 2 года назад +28

      @@octifooxx6095 nut oliterate. Miracle we’re off after movie stopped :(

  • @KirbyLinkACW
    @KirbyLinkACW 2 года назад +2501

    *Fun Fact:* Pauly Shore did actually (not a joke) question the fact that the studio wanted him to play Pinocchio. The studio then told him that he was _exactly_ who they wanted.

    • @bussing666
      @bussing666 2 года назад +352

      So would that mean they knew and wanted this movie to be one giant joke

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 2 года назад +383

      @@bussing666 Frankly, that was the only way to save it. Have you seen the dub that doesn't have Pauly Shore? It's painfully boring.

    • @bussing666
      @bussing666 2 года назад +60

      @@cartooncritique6625 oh well it makes sense now as to the bad choices in dubbing then

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 2 года назад +154

      @@bussing666 Your guess is as good as mine. The original Russian film didn't do well either, so there was probably only so much they could do to salvage this mess...might have been better if they had gone full "Ghost Stories" on it though.

    • @DevineInnovations
      @DevineInnovations 2 года назад +32

      @@cartooncritique6625 I don't know why more people don't do that.

  • @melonman6522
    @melonman6522 2 года назад +1344

    What they didn't know is Talking Tom kept shooting Pinocchio with those bullets that turn people straight.

    • @Amy-si8gq
      @Amy-si8gq 2 года назад +1

      FUKCING CHEMICALS IN THE BULLETS TURNING THE FUCKING CHARACTERS STRAIGHT!

    • @mr.dunavich9482
      @mr.dunavich9482 2 года назад +30

      Idk what to say to that

    • @chaoticpoint8105
      @chaoticpoint8105 2 года назад +18

      @@mr.dunavich9482 Ofc you dont know, it just makes sense

    • @doubleace11554
      @doubleace11554 2 года назад +12

      The lore keeps expanding

    • @user-fx8rk2jm3w
      @user-fx8rk2jm3w 2 года назад +3

      Tom Kenny too i guess.

  • @psychocat515
    @psychocat515 2 года назад +565

    "Were gonna be the opposite of Disney, whenever he's straight were gonna cut it out" best line i heard 6:58

  • @darthbishop5973
    @darthbishop5973 2 года назад +1871

    their commentary made this movie actually bearable

    • @anonymouslucario285
      @anonymouslucario285 2 года назад +19

      I thought people thought it was funny

    • @darthbishop5973
      @darthbishop5973 2 года назад +42

      @@anonymouslucario285 i think it was funny in a really bad way, like cringy

    • @whoareyou6211
      @whoareyou6211 Год назад +4

      ​@@darthbishop5973 comedically bad

    • @kasagure.
      @kasagure. Год назад +4

      @@anonymouslucario285 "so-bad-it's-good"

  • @mikeclarke5732
    @mikeclarke5732 2 года назад +481

    “Time sure takes its sweet time”
    *The floor is made out of floor*

    • @moredelvalle7928
      @moredelvalle7928 2 года назад +38

      "People only die when theyre killed"

    • @riotkitty
      @riotkitty 2 года назад +18

      They will continue to live until they die

    • @benjirivoh
      @benjirivoh 2 года назад +8

      grass is green

    • @dekuisagreatmaincharacter
      @dekuisagreatmaincharacter 2 года назад +18

      “If someone wants to be human, all they have to do is be human”
      - This movie

    • @arclight3213
      @arclight3213 Год назад +3

      "Wow, the Archer class really is made up of archers"

  • @PurpleHoodie666
    @PurpleHoodie666 Год назад +362

    “But you can’t even be gay in Rus- Nevermind”
    You’re right tho-

  • @kagato0987
    @kagato0987 2 года назад +410

    The 4 words i never thought I'd hear together: Gay Pinocchio Cinematic Universe

    • @jackbelmont4389
      @jackbelmont4389 2 года назад +23

      Nick fury appears in the end offering to make a team LGBTQ+prime

    • @cyber-streak8324
      @cyber-streak8324 2 года назад +5

      The GPCU

    • @juuchanIRL
      @juuchanIRL 2 года назад +1

      considering there's gonna be 3 pinocchio movies this year, i think we can make this happen

    • @HitTheFloor16
      @HitTheFloor16 2 года назад +1

      @@jackbelmont4389 we need normalprime to combat then

    • @Ryanmanification
      @Ryanmanification 10 месяцев назад

      We lived long enough to hear that line

  • @pyronuke4768
    @pyronuke4768 2 года назад +920

    Hey, don't hate on Pauly Shore, he did an amazing job at portraying a wooden character!

    • @GNackers53
      @GNackers53 2 года назад +68

      As apposed to Brie Larson, who has more experience at being a wooden character.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 2 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @darkrain1612
      @darkrain1612 2 года назад +4

      He literally saved this movie lol

  • @mariahs6
    @mariahs6 2 года назад +410

    4:25 Just gonna leave a timestamp on that absolutely hilarious and visceral reaction to Pinocchio getting shot by Talking Tom :P
    In all seriousness, even from hearing reviews trying to describe scenes, I had to sit down and pause for a few minutes. How can someone jumble the story of Pinocchio this much and end up with something so confusing?

  • @tangroro
    @tangroro Год назад +61

    17:19 the pure, genuine, raw emotions behind that scream always cracks me up

  • @gregarioustable224
    @gregarioustable224 7 месяцев назад +27

    5:10 I’m not even joking, I thought one of the guys was making a joke about the dialogue. And then I realized it was the actual movie character talking.

  • @luffyduffy7817
    @luffyduffy7817 2 года назад +196

    “We’re gonna do the opposite of Disney whenever he’s straight we’re gonna cut it out”

  • @paragonrobbie9270
    @paragonrobbie9270 2 года назад +157

    This made me respect Pauly Shore. He intentionally sabotaged a terrible animated film by making Pinocchio a gay icon, making a boring straight to video film into an at least slightly entertaining film.

  • @redroll1935
    @redroll1935 2 года назад +402

    I think the worst sin of this movie is having Tom Kenny’s name associated with it. I feel so, so bad that he had to be a part of this. Thank God he was barely in it, I’m sure it was a nightmarish experience for him.

    • @xord6286
      @xord6286 2 года назад +61

      paycheck's a paycheck

    • @dagnytheartist
      @dagnytheartist 2 года назад +34

      He was also in Elf Bowling The Movie

    • @redroll1935
      @redroll1935 2 года назад +10

      @@dagnytheartist Dear God

    • @luffyduffy7817
      @luffyduffy7817 2 года назад +7

      @@dagnytheartist and he was like the main part in that

    • @emositecc
      @emositecc 2 года назад +11

      I don’t even get why Tom had to accept the role. XD I bet he’s literally earning hundreds and thousands of dollars just by doing spongebob’s voice alone with 2 spin offs

  • @Oueenazolatigressgina
    @Oueenazolatigressgina 2 года назад +216

    I don't know why but I can't help but ship Pinocchio with that horse cause everytime both of them appear on screen, there is always this weird gay energy between them💀 💀

    • @sourpatchkids351
      @sourpatchkids351 2 года назад +56

      i personally believe geppetto's in a poly relationship with the horse and the fairy woman. pinocchio's their bratty gay teenage son and bella's a lesbian (absolutely no reasoning for this last point, i just think she should be one)

    • @magicalsyt1060
      @magicalsyt1060 2 года назад +7

      NAHHHH BHAHAHHAHA

    • @ltcoloradowriter
      @ltcoloradowriter 2 года назад +7

      But the horse adopts Pinocchio for a second for some reason 🤔

    • @SundayEveryday
      @SundayEveryday 7 месяцев назад

      W pfp

  • @diamondmetal3062
    @diamondmetal3062 2 года назад +88

    I truly love the subtitle "A True Story", like yeah sure, this actually happened.

  • @natrodrz
    @natrodrz 2 года назад +266

    You guys had me choking for almost 20 minutes, this was hilarious 🤣

  • @poochyenajones1362
    @poochyenajones1362 Год назад +38

    The russian dub doesn't make make this movie any better. And it wasn't well received in Russia. The gay memes made it more memorable, though.

  • @riverlynx1895
    @riverlynx1895 Год назад +31

    I love how the music climaxing as the cop explained that he needed to do paperwork was the funniest part of the movie 😂

  • @sentephh
    @sentephh 2 года назад +131

    "He was like there's a fairy-" *proceeds to show a Clefable, the evolution of a CleFAIRY on screen*

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 2 года назад +16

      Still a Fairy type

    • @Mizikame
      @Mizikame Год назад +1

      Ayyyye Clefable is S-Tier and a Fairy type nowadays

  • @Awesome_Pichu
    @Awesome_Pichu 2 года назад +56

    Gotta love the twist of "I didn't find you little girl, I just bought you from person who kidnapped you from your parents."

  • @slowb4steady
    @slowb4steady 2 года назад +77

    “If someone wants to be human, all they have to do is be human”
    Best advice I’ve heard in my life. Because lets say if a bear wanted to be human, all they need to do is throw on some jeans and a tank top and start Tik Tok dancing.

    • @xmoonilyx2977
      @xmoonilyx2977 2 года назад +7

      isnt a big gay man already a human tho...?

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal Год назад +6

      @@xmoonilyx2977 not in iran

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors Год назад +3

      @@ninjireal or Palestine

    • @thecapitalg
      @thecapitalg 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@DakotaofRaptorsor Russia

  • @BearPawSpam
    @BearPawSpam 2 года назад +28

    17:19 I don't know why but the delivery of that line was hilarious to me

  • @cookieridergirl
    @cookieridergirl 2 года назад +77

    Why did his wooden hair become actual hair before he is even a real boy. Like he’s just suppose to be an animated poppet at this point. His hair would still be wood. Shit, I just realize that it only looks like wooden hair in that scene when Geppetto is carrying Pinocchio’s head. Then it suddenly becomes individual hairs in the next scene and he’s not even alive yet.

    • @Mizikame
      @Mizikame Год назад +7

      They were gay hairs from gay bears 🐻

  • @willowingwhispers2612
    @willowingwhispers2612 2 года назад +89

    Okay, but like, I need them to do a sequel purely so we can see your guys' reaction. This one was hilarious.

  • @millennialboomer6780
    @millennialboomer6780 2 года назад +144

    The script sounds like it was written by a bot. Your commentary made it much more bearable

  • @lucastraman706
    @lucastraman706 2 года назад +59

    The Spilling The Milk lore is that 1 of then is gay and the other 2 are straight. But they won't say who the gay one is

    • @nigellim9729
      @nigellim9729 2 года назад +4

      That's just Ace and Gary but a trio

    • @l1927
      @l1927 8 месяцев назад +5

      It's obviously Jack (he liked Hotel hazbin)

    • @kiimimo_9833
      @kiimimo_9833 7 месяцев назад

      @@l1927hotel hazbin

  • @Lee-lm2bn
    @Lee-lm2bn 2 года назад +163

    This is proof why you should always hire professional voice actors.

    • @Pakistani_boi
      @Pakistani_boi 2 года назад +16

      Theese are professionals especially Ponochio's actor

    • @mayamaya6182
      @mayamaya6182 2 года назад +55

      Funny story, Pinocchio's va _is_ a professional voice actor. I think you mean a better director

    • @lissyanne3885
      @lissyanne3885 2 года назад +21

      To add on to what Maya Maya said, Pinocchio's VA is professional and he questioned why they chose him to play Pinocchio as it isn't the normal character he plays (ex the character in goofy movie that's like a stoner/hippie type)

    • @alllittlethingzz
      @alllittlethingzz 6 месяцев назад

      Well a better director 😂

    • @bumblebeeproductions1673
      @bumblebeeproductions1673 Месяц назад

      Pinocchio’s VA is in the Goofy Movie so

  • @pomnihamster
    @pomnihamster Год назад +22

    3:12 “father, tell me, when can i leave to be on my *ohhwwennnnn?”* 😩😩

  • @TheCommenterDragon
    @TheCommenterDragon 2 года назад +239

    I honestly had mixed feelings about this adaptian on Pinocchio, and by mixed feelings i mean i kinda enjoyed the film it had moments that made me laugh but at the same time i thought it wasn't great either, but that's just how i felt about it.

    • @Bigballhaver3
      @Bigballhaver3 2 года назад +10

      We’re you laughing because of the movie or at the movie

    • @leoultimaupgraded9914
      @leoultimaupgraded9914 2 года назад +3

      It’s more so the idea of Pinocchio becoming a real boy because of a person, not just a shoehorned love interest that I don’t like. The movie is alright though

    • @フカセはかわいい
      @フカセはかわいい 8 месяцев назад

      BUT ITS NOT PINOCHIO 😭, in Russian it was other character, but idk why on English they translated him as PINOCHIO

  • @Enteringdullsville
    @Enteringdullsville 2 года назад +63

    The fact this is a dub makes the casting choice even worse.

  • @somethingsomething9008
    @somethingsomething9008 2 года назад +44

    It Wasn't the worst thing Russia did this year

  • @doclank3d6
    @doclank3d6 2 года назад +67

    You gotta watch the other Pauly Shore classic movie: Bio-Dome. It asks the question "What if the 90s, THC, and the concept of brain damage were stuck inside of a dome"?

    • @branflake6048
      @branflake6048 2 года назад +4

      While we're at it another movie to check out is Encino Man. Aside from Pauly it shows just how fucking weird Brendan Fraser's career was in the 90s.

    • @zacharyjamesdixon
      @zacharyjamesdixon 3 месяца назад

      It also asks, “what if four hot chicks were inexplicably horny for the dumbest guys that could ever exist.”

  • @petermen_2005
    @petermen_2005 2 года назад +54

    i fucking love this channel. it feels exactually like hanging out with a bunch of 8th graders and i love it

  • @Enteringdullsville
    @Enteringdullsville 2 года назад +73

    Pinocchio’s got a LOT of wood in him.

    • @Mizikame
      @Mizikame Год назад +4

      *Giggity *Giggity! 🪵

  • @Even_littlerB
    @Even_littlerB Год назад +18

    “Ahh! A wooden boy!” Is a literal bipedal talking cat

  • @auratrinket6323
    @auratrinket6323 2 года назад +36

    This entire movie looks and sounds like a really weird ad for a shit mobile game.

  • @coasterthekid8867
    @coasterthekid8867 2 года назад +63

    Honestly, it’s still not as insane as the original Disney version of Pinocchio. For those who don’t know, I’ll give a brief synopsis: it’s about a wooden doll that comes to life but wants to be a “real boy”. On his quest eventually stumbles into a ring of child traffickers who take boys who are fed up with their lives or don’t want to listen to their parents and bring them to a cursed island where they can play, drink, smoke, have sex with each other, etc. as they stay on the island, they transform into donkeys. The significance of this is that they’ve made “jackasses” of themselves and behaved like “destructive animals”. Once they fully transformed and cannot talk they are shipped back to the mainland and sold as livestock. Pinocchio escapes the island while only halfway transformed and upon being told that Geppetto was swallowed by a whale, goes to save him. Pinocchio ends up drowning while trying to save him and then gets revived by the fairy who made him come to life in the first place. A lot of people think the point of the story is you’re not supposed to lie because of the whole nose thing, but it’s more about not doing anything that was seen as bad at the time. So the messaging is telling kids don’t smoke/drink underage, Don’t fight, don’t lie, stay away from strangers, don’t be gay, etc. and yes there is a lot of “Gay panic” evident in the movie, especially on “pleasure island” Where same-sex relations is portrayed as one of the awful acts that the children do in order for the curse to take effect. The moral of the story here is that “immoral acts” are caused by independence and allowing children to think for themselves so in order to keep them safe and “able to reach salvation” you must cement your own beliefs into the minds of your child and make them so dependent on you that even the thought of upsetting you is terrifying to them.

    • @bluefurryman
      @bluefurryman 2 года назад +2

      The moral doesn't make sense to me

    • @xnortheast1106
      @xnortheast1106 2 года назад +1

      it is as insane

    • @Shiroi0moi
      @Shiroi0moi 2 года назад +1

      Pleasure island sound like a based place. Wonder if there are any adults sneaking in there for some

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal Год назад

      @@Shiroi0moi CRACKA.
      CRACK A.
      WITH A HARD R.

  • @HeyRavenousRaven
    @HeyRavenousRaven 2 года назад +55

    There should be a movie of the cat just shooting things at random.

  • @riotkitty
    @riotkitty 2 года назад +46

    Thanks for making this movie bearable guys. The funniest character was the vaguely Italian talking cat dressed like a Shakespeare play that tried to end the movie before it continued lol

    • @Mizikame
      @Mizikame Год назад

      I STILL Can’t Get Over That Foofy Cat!!! 🤣 lmfao

  • @jucathedog
    @jucathedog 2 года назад +49

    I'm not even watching the movie itself and I'm feeling like I'm being tortured, so I can't imagine how much they're suffering

  • @master106
    @master106 2 года назад +20

    His nose didn't even grow in the entire movie.

  • @goncaloferrao412
    @goncaloferrao412 2 года назад +15

    We need to boycot the editor for NOT looking "thank you daddy" the requested 8 times. It was clearly only looped 5 times smh

  • @pyronuke4768
    @pyronuke4768 2 года назад +26

    I just found out the horse is voiced by Jon Heder; who played Napoleon Dynamite! It actually makes a lot of sense now...

  • @totallytravicious
    @totallytravicious Год назад +6

    This movie has Pauly Shore, Napoleon Dynamite and SPONGEBOB in it and it still couldn't save it

  • @megafox3753
    @megafox3753 2 года назад +33

    Eden: ✨Faaaather when can I leeve to be on my ooooo ooo ooown? I got te hole worldussy.✨

  • @midnyte_madness
    @midnyte_madness 2 года назад +20

    Thank you for watching this for us so we don't have to suffer, this shit is way funnier as a reaction XD

  • @Matty002
    @Matty002 10 месяцев назад +1

    i think this video might have made me laugh the most so far that ive seen and the fact that theres no face cam is a testament to the entertainment value

  • @samaustin339
    @samaustin339 9 месяцев назад +4

    No guys the girl isn’t trying to turn him straight, she’s a lesbian. It’s Gay-Lesbian solidarity.

  • @shashlichokkk
    @shashlichokkk 2 года назад +18

    "but you can't even be gay in rus-"
    BRO THIS IS SO FUNNY AND SO TRUE
    THERE ARE A LOT OF HOMOPHOBIC PEOPLE

    • @shashlichokkk
      @shashlichokkk 2 года назад +2

      And there is a new law that literally not allows you to be gay

    • @PurpleHoodie666
      @PurpleHoodie666 Год назад +1

      @@shashlichokkk They (Russian government) literally said “We cancel gay propaganda”, and then claimed gays living is a propaganda. They definitely don’t even know the definition of propaganda, like what the hell

  • @dazzawesome
    @dazzawesome 2 года назад +51

    Keep being hilarious my Milk Brothers 😭😭😭

  • @robxholicfoxyfan8552
    @robxholicfoxyfan8552 2 года назад +11

    The person who voiced Pinocchio intentionally made him sound flamboyant because the writing and everything else just was boring and lifeless. Probably figured he'd better make Pinocchio funny and carry the movie because what else can he do with that level of garbage?

  • @Ryder-a-Blaze
    @Ryder-a-Blaze 2 года назад +19

    Pinocchio here looks like a low budget Link from BOTW

  • @retrox2776
    @retrox2776 2 года назад +13

    ...me and my friend watched this movie while talking on discord
    11/10
    No bad voice acting
    100% animation accuracy
    1000% unintentionally funny moments

    • @magicalsyt1060
      @magicalsyt1060 2 года назад

      nahhhhh

    • @retrox2776
      @retrox2776 2 года назад +3

      @@magicalsyt1060 [it's a joke]
      This is truly one of the movies ever made

    • @magicalsyt1060
      @magicalsyt1060 2 года назад +1

      @@retrox2776 [Oh lol] idk what im saying its best 😌😌

    • @retrox2776
      @retrox2776 2 года назад +1

      @@magicalsyt1060 [haha] exactly my friend

  • @mjh04291997
    @mjh04291997 2 месяца назад +1

    17:03 do you know what that reminded me of? The cutscene from Roblox Doors where Figure is walking around and sparks ignites gasoline and creates a fire which causes Figure to panic and fall out a window.

  • @Haunted_Plush
    @Haunted_Plush 2 года назад +12

    Pinocchio's milkshake brought all the boys to the yard

  • @hugemango2011
    @hugemango2011 2 года назад +15

    Most of this movie's budget was spent on Tom Kenny

  • @svetakuklina8398
    @svetakuklina8398 2 года назад +12

    "Mike, when can I leave to be on my [OoOoown]? I've got the whole [light world] to see!"

    • @ohyou8437
      @ohyou8437 9 месяцев назад

      Deltarun, the Russian "true" version

  • @lssjgaming1599
    @lssjgaming1599 2 года назад +17

    Thank you daddy - Pinocchio 2022

  • @Whatzitooya891
    @Whatzitooya891 2 года назад +15

    For some reason, seeing screenshots of New Game multiple times in this video is way better than watching whatever this movie is

  • @kiaratheotaku6257
    @kiaratheotaku6257 2 года назад +24

    The gays are grinding should be on a t shirt

  • @justincain2702
    @justincain2702 10 месяцев назад +2

    Every scene that starts with a Pinocchio line, I think it's just them doing a bit, then I realize it's the movie.

  • @Missing-Ace
    @Missing-Ace 2 года назад +7

    The country of Russia created this before immediately declaring war on another country

  • @CarGuy77
    @CarGuy77 Год назад +2

    2:24 as an Australian THIS MADE SO MUCH F*&$&#G SENSE

  • @andrew358
    @andrew358 2 года назад +7

    Bruh I was dead when pinnochio fell off that rope and into the fire w that scream💀

  • @cankul7745
    @cankul7745 Год назад +9

    This feels so much like a 2010 movie

  • @omnipotentmage
    @omnipotentmage 2 года назад +17

    "Faaaather when can be on my oooooown"💅😩

  • @trashpanda3544
    @trashpanda3544 Год назад +4

    The dialogue being translated from Russian isn't even a good excuse lmao, anyone who's read Russian books know how eloquent they can be. The idiot, war and peace and crime and punishment were all written by Russians

  • @shotaaizawa1206
    @shotaaizawa1206 2 года назад +6

    "iIt'ss just mEE!!"
    Bobby from a Goofy Movie

  • @icookchildrenandeatthem9085
    @icookchildrenandeatthem9085 2 года назад +2

    Refering to this as "gay pinocchio movie" is amazing

  • @mysticalc8240
    @mysticalc8240 Год назад +4

    Every time the characters in the actual movie say something I immediately think it’s just the milkers making fun of the show by doing sarcastic voiceovers

  • @thom333s
    @thom333s 2 года назад +1

    9:26 look at that animation
    Chef's kiss

  • @Cassie_the_dollie
    @Cassie_the_dollie 2 года назад +11

    Omg this was so funny! Yall are awesome!!!❤

  • @Amy-si8gq
    @Amy-si8gq 2 года назад +4

    17:04 THE ICE KING LAUGH WTF

  • @K0ira
    @K0ira 2 года назад +4

    Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio is out and it is by far the best Pinocchio, even better than Disney’s. It’s better because it’s a lot more dark and is more book accurate.

  • @homurraa
    @homurraa 2 года назад +8

    17:04 got me there

  • @dripsquidward1754
    @dripsquidward1754 2 года назад +6

    7:36 LMFAO bruh that was so funny

  • @Bobsmith-qg3yn
    @Bobsmith-qg3yn Год назад +2

    I find it rally funny that the strong man carried pinnocio off the horse like he was gonna tae the place of bella

  • @astrorobert7
    @astrorobert7 2 года назад +5

    13:39 that cracked me up, that i actually thought he was gonna twerk on them too 😂

  • @anxiousmasochist3423
    @anxiousmasochist3423 2 года назад +9

    Why Tom Kenny? Why are you in this movie? I'm sure the paycheck wasn't even that big lol

    • @panizshariat7892
      @panizshariat7892 9 месяцев назад

      No cuz the entire budget went to having Tom be in there

  • @Muffin-the-dragon
    @Muffin-the-dragon 4 месяца назад +2

    I DIED at this 😂 2:28

  • @alllittlethingzz
    @alllittlethingzz 2 года назад +18

    Lol this movie was so weird and cringe.

  • @porkham3049
    @porkham3049 2 года назад +25

    Thank you for watching this so i didn't have to i appreciate this

  • @ckaiy5250
    @ckaiy5250 Год назад +4

    At 5:16 I heard "I have to touch my father"

  • @Chaoscelus
    @Chaoscelus 2 года назад +3

    8:45 wtf guy be using Adobe After Effects to edit this video oml

  • @choxomoxxo565
    @choxomoxxo565 2 года назад +6

    THEY FINALLY DID IT OMG

  • @macgyversmacbook1861
    @macgyversmacbook1861 2 года назад +2

    Paulie Shore came into the recording as his normal high self and it's amazing

  • @lsthero5863
    @lsthero5863 Год назад +3

    My theory is that pinocchio was made of imported french wood

  • @AntsTheaterCorner2698
    @AntsTheaterCorner2698 9 месяцев назад

    3:28. Best written dialogue of all time. Lol. They were high when they made this.

  • @DavidJohnson-zu4or
    @DavidJohnson-zu4or 2 года назад +4

    No way anyone unironically likes this movie

  • @sneakers_smh
    @sneakers_smh 2 года назад +6

    17:02 THIS IS SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON 😭😭

  • @sr.memesalot9434
    @sr.memesalot9434 2 года назад +7

    Holy crap they called sousaphone the right name

  • @sonicthehedgehog6505
    @sonicthehedgehog6505 2 года назад +4

    Thank you for saving me the trouble of watching this

  • @maxthebearshor
    @maxthebearshor 2 года назад +2

    1:33 I'm a huge huge fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles so I'm really glad you made that joke even though it was really stupid joke and I'm also very surprised that even the movie made that terrible joke.

  • @dontdomewrong1932
    @dontdomewrong1932 2 года назад +11

    This new legend of Zelda movie kind of nice tho.

  • @warwulf1889
    @warwulf1889 2 года назад +3

    If the actor who played Robbie Rotten was still alive he would've been the perfect live action Dick Dasteredly.

  • @junichiroyamashita
    @junichiroyamashita Год назад +1

    I would make jokes about gay Pinocchio and fennels,but only in the original language it would make sense.