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  • @maxg3140
    @maxg3140 3 года назад +3539

    I saw a tweet that said "OK let's be completely honest, what is Taylor Lautner doing that he's too busy to do the Sharkboy and Lavagirl sequel" well now we know the answer, he's too busy trying to keep his dignity

    • @H3yyam1leTTe
      @H3yyam1leTTe 3 года назад +60

      love this coment

    • @Lordship1021
      @Lordship1021 3 года назад +202

      Too late, he was already in twilight lmao

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 года назад +127

      @@Lordship1021 at least he was memorable and cool there (until the last 2 movies...)

    • @Lordship1021
      @Lordship1021 3 года назад +193

      @@ninjanibba4259 oh I absolutely agree, I was actually joking. He was actually the best character until they made him a stalker pedophile

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 года назад +32

      @@Lordship1021 ugh 😖 i don't count the last 2 movies as canon for myself

  • @Idontcareatall69
    @Idontcareatall69 3 года назад +2577

    The only time lava girl is cold enough to touch is when she's asleep, so the idea of them having children is disturbing.

    • @shaggymofo7716
      @shaggymofo7716 3 года назад +409

      That’s why taylor Lautner didn’t come back😂

    • @doggo377
      @doggo377 3 года назад +71

      oh.

    • @insertclevernamehere1186
      @insertclevernamehere1186 3 года назад +531

      I mean, I would assume she gave consent. They were married, after all.
      Either that or Max also dreamed up Guppy?
      Wait, how old would Max be now? Did he... dream Sharkboy and Lavagirl... doing it?

    • @bellamychae
      @bellamychae 3 года назад +268

      @@insertclevernamehere1186 Yes. The answer is yes.

    • @adrianramsey6932
      @adrianramsey6932 3 года назад +154

      Somnophilia, exactly what I like in my kids movies

  • @AssaultShooterPK
    @AssaultShooterPK 3 года назад +666

    Sharkboy burnt off his tongue from eating out lavagirl

  • @TheGateShallStand
    @TheGateShallStand 3 года назад +411

    All I'm saying is that since this movie TECHNICALLY poses Sharkboy and Lavagirl as real people in the real world, we can only assume that Max has become an ethereal godlike being who's dreams have become so powerful and potent as to affect the real world.
    From this, we can see that MAX HIMSELF is the reason why everything is going on, and is this the reason behind the actions of both the aliens and the Heroics group. He is both the antagonist and the protagonist of the movie.

    • @gojidumb5947
      @gojidumb5947 2 года назад +26

      I really hope there's a third film that comes out expanding on this, because it sounds dope as hell

    • @deijix
      @deijix 2 года назад +24

      I love God Max theory lol

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 2 года назад +10

      It’s been a while since I saw Sharkboy and Lavagirl, didn’t Max’s dream monsters start leaking into the real world near the ending? Or is the Mandela effect slapping me across the face?

    • @BadKDSky
      @BadKDSky 2 года назад +3

      Time to make r/max3D

    • @julius9943
      @julius9943 Год назад +4

      him the blind idiot god, daemon sultan. our progenitor and our destroyer Max

  • @fearodactyl2886
    @fearodactyl2886 3 года назад +1986

    wasn’t the original movie about some kid falling asleep in class
    how did we get here

    • @Papa-eh1ln
      @Papa-eh1ln 3 года назад +98

      just to suffer...

    • @Just_in_case_i_die..._
      @Just_in_case_i_die..._ 3 года назад +70

      Yeah wasn't the whole idea that the heros weren't real and they were in his dream journal?

    • @DeputyFish
      @DeputyFish 3 года назад +32

      @@Just_in_case_i_die..._ SHHHH dont tell them that they didnt watch the movie when they made this one lol

    • @snekkoheckko4466
      @snekkoheckko4466 3 года назад +8

      @Gorbo its a nightmare

    • @Madmaxgaming130
      @Madmaxgaming130 2 года назад +22

      I'm assuming max is god in this movie

  • @saymssayms3167
    @saymssayms3167 3 года назад +775

    Theory: acapella chicks power is just levetation but she tells people its sonic bc she likes being a choir kid.

    • @sadsworth4605
      @sadsworth4605 3 года назад +56

      Ewww that's just another ring of hell for her to pass for that

    • @nogoodideaforaname1759
      @nogoodideaforaname1759 3 года назад +31

      Theory: Max from the first movie is now Miracle Man

    • @elli_lovesmusic
      @elli_lovesmusic 3 года назад +3

      S-sonic??

    • @missquiinn6695
      @missquiinn6695 2 года назад +4

      @@nogoodideaforaname1759 that's what I always thought 🤣😂

  • @brachy6695
    @brachy6695 3 года назад +239

    Robert Rodriguez movies have two types of lines:
    -Do you think that God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?
    -Camel poop?!?

    • @ninjafaceify
      @ninjafaceify 3 года назад +41

      Same movie literally five minutes apart, the man is an eldritch chaos elemental who just likes kids fiction

    • @undergroundmetallyrics3225
      @undergroundmetallyrics3225 2 года назад

      Well research shows divine intervention was misinterpreted. It was actually an EXTRATERRESTRIAL intervention that is mentioned through religion today and such. Hence why God wears clothes and descends to our planet in Vermanas or a Ruach

  • @DMTInfinity
    @DMTInfinity 3 года назад +360

    Shark Boy doesn't talk in this movie because he was so ashamed of the "Dream Song" that he made it his life's mission to never utter another sound.

  • @TRAGICTIDES
    @TRAGICTIDES 3 года назад +1887

    this feels like a disney XD reboot that nobody wanted to air.

    • @Joecbg100
      @Joecbg100 3 года назад +12

      *DisneyPlus

    • @helena-pp4rd
      @helena-pp4rd 3 года назад +38

      Yepp , just like that Disney Kim Possible live action film

    • @spartacussmith7070
      @spartacussmith7070 3 года назад +32

      @@Joecbg100 oh no, at least Disney+ originals are high budget(Mandalorian, Marvel, etc.) OP means the old days of DisneyXD, like Lab Rats.

    • @MrsAlmightyKey
      @MrsAlmightyKey 3 года назад +4

      XD tho 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Adrian_Good
      @Adrian_Good 3 года назад +1

      Wtf that is very accurate

  • @PlainShane00
    @PlainShane00 3 года назад +1789

    I have never wanted to kick children into orbit more than I have in this movie

    • @KohuGaly
      @KohuGaly 3 года назад +21

      I guess they anticipated it with the spaceship thing :-D

    • @jacobramos2903
      @jacobramos2903 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @walrider2133
      @walrider2133 3 года назад +26

      When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon!
      HA, WHY WAIT?!

    • @chasethemaster3440
      @chasethemaster3440 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @spartacussmith7070
      @spartacussmith7070 3 года назад +2

      Try playing Onward on VR and you'll want to do far worse

  • @leafyisqueer7155
    @leafyisqueer7155 3 года назад +94

    I like how its completely ignored that Wild Card mastering his powers should make every other character pointless.

  • @raptalos9412
    @raptalos9412 3 года назад +80

    Listen, the kid in the wheel chair is called Wheels. Guess what Wolverine jokingly calls Professor X?

    • @IzayaLee1725
      @IzayaLee1725 3 года назад +3

      I've never seen him call Xavier "Wheels". It's always "baldie" or "Chuck". Could be wrong tho

    • @raptalos9412
      @raptalos9412 3 года назад +6

      @@IzayaLee1725 in the first X-Men, Logan calls him Wheels

    • @IzayaLee1725
      @IzayaLee1725 3 года назад +3

      @@raptalos9412 ah my mistake haven't seen that movie in a long time lol.

    • @raptalos9412
      @raptalos9412 3 года назад +3

      @@IzayaLee1725 it’s fine

    • @pleasekillme1721
      @pleasekillme1721 2 года назад +2

      No this is basically a FilthyFrank reference over that black wheels guy

  • @The_Big_Jay
    @The_Big_Jay 3 года назад +1494

    "His power is being in a wheelchair."
    I really shouldn't have laughed at that, but Jesus Christ.

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 3 года назад +11

      🤣👍👍

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 3 года назад +33

      the nickname "wheels" tho, try that with anyone in a wheelchair

    • @Leaus-
      @Leaus- 3 года назад +16

      Litterally made that joke years ago, about Charles Xavier

    • @itsjustjuju7945
      @itsjustjuju7945 3 года назад +23

      He's nemesis is Dr. Stairs.

    • @hideofreakingkojima5457
      @hideofreakingkojima5457 2 года назад +4

      @@Leaus- Wolverine: What do they call you, 'Wheels'?
      Wheels: Yes
      Wolverine: This is the stupidest thing I ever heard.

  • @noodle6852
    @noodle6852 3 года назад +2579

    The actor for the Acapella character literally trains with a martial arts prodigy and they gave her no fight scenes. Smh

  • @hardenedvictory
    @hardenedvictory 3 года назад +348

    I just want to point out that this movie got a 71% on rotten tomatoes while Skyhigh, which in my opinion was a wonderful movie only got 73%. I think rotten tomatoes needs to update their opinions on unlikely kid hero movies.

    • @allisonelizabeth6596
      @allisonelizabeth6596 3 года назад +17

      Yeah, but at least sky high is higher up tho.

    • @drawnborn5896
      @drawnborn5896 2 года назад +11

      Honestly who asked for this movie *"Sequel(?)"* to exist?
      The original movie was fine. I enjoyed it when I was a kid,and I still enjoy it as an adult. 😊
      I swear it's companies like these that doesn't even know how to do a Nostalgia sequel right and just use it as a soulless and pointless cash grab.

    • @smitsonavane6278
      @smitsonavane6278 2 года назад +16

      sky high deserves like 95% like straight up

    • @FuryousD
      @FuryousD 2 года назад

      @@drawnborn5896 i dont know what everybody is talking about We Can Be Heroes is an amazing movie and definitely deserves a sequel (it is not a sequel to Shark boy and Lava girl it is just set in that universe like how Marvel has Iron man and the Avengers sharing the same universe)

    • @thegreatfusili4673
      @thegreatfusili4673 2 года назад

      @@drawnborn5896 the original movie was awful

  • @Chikadulce10
    @Chikadulce10 3 года назад +61

    I felt so awful for thinking of Wolverine’s “And what do they call you, Wheels?” line when I saw Wheels speeding up in his wheelchair...and I realized that was his actual name 😅😅

  • @throwawayaccount2130
    @throwawayaccount2130 3 года назад +3014

    The original shark boy and lava girl’s cgi was only passible because it was early 2000’s but this was just disappointing

    • @risottopose9970
      @risottopose9970 3 года назад +175

      The CGI is part of the Rodriguez’s Kid movie charm

    • @jeshuarestituyo284
      @jeshuarestituyo284 3 года назад +67

      Dude this cgi in this movie was intentional like that, this what gives it it's charm

    • @throwawayaccount2130
      @throwawayaccount2130 3 года назад +81

      @@jeshuarestituyo284 maybe it’s personal preference, but when I watch a movie that came out this year I’d like to see good cgi and even IF it gives it charm, it doesn’t help when the plot is absolute ass in this new one.

    • @risottopose9970
      @risottopose9970 3 года назад +7

      @@throwawayaccount2130 All of Rodriguez’s kids movies are like this

    • @jpoor1
      @jpoor1 3 года назад +24

      The cgi was like early 2000 game graphics and its barely even as good as those

  • @thatlemonadeguy6742
    @thatlemonadeguy6742 3 года назад +266

    So this movie basically has the same plot as the 4th Spy Kids movie: a parent must stop being part of an organization that saves the world because of their family, a big problem appears so they have to go back to action, the main kids go to the organization HQ where they get locked up for their safety, the entire organization gets defeated, the children escape but the adults try to stop them, an old family friend helps them, and at the end they realize the bad guy was the leader of the organization. It even has the same villain twist where if you play with the name letters you discover the villain (they just spelled it backwards instead of an anagram). Yikes.

  • @shortyprogaming
    @shortyprogaming 3 года назад +76

    Face Maker: how did this guy get to be president, he can't even put two sentences together.
    Me: Face Maker will be excellent at Cinema Sins

  • @maxschaeffner9005
    @maxschaeffner9005 3 года назад +93

    Since it’s canon that Machete is in the spy kids and shark boy and lava girl universe, I pray one day we’ll get a real crossover where he teams up with them.

    • @FuryousD
      @FuryousD 2 года назад +2

      the actor that plays Machete is but his character in Spy Kids is not Machete

    • @damnitaintright
      @damnitaintright 2 года назад +2

      @@FuryousD it literally is, the spy kids franchise was first and then as a some sort of “spin off” Rodriguez made the Machete movie. so yeah, as weird and funny as it sounds, the Machete character in Machete is the same character as machete from spy kids “Based on the eponymous character from the Spy Kids franchise(…), The film stars Danny Trejo reprising the title role from the Spy Kids series”

    • @FuryousD
      @FuryousD 2 года назад

      @@damnitaintright a Google search would say otherwise, In a Reddit IAmA, Rodriguez left nothing to the imagination by stating that while the movies share actors and characters (to a degree), the two series take place in alternate universes.
      So there u have it, they are not technically canonical the same character but alternate universe versions of the character.

    • @SupportGamin2024
      @SupportGamin2024 6 месяцев назад

      Stop trolling ​@@FuryousD

    • @FuryousD
      @FuryousD 6 месяцев назад

      im not trolling mate, plus this was over a year ago, things change@@SupportGamin2024

  • @idreamed_adream
    @idreamed_adream 3 года назад +460

    I don't understand how sharkboy and lavagirl, who couldn't even hold hands and had to hold fingers, could make a child. Did they do in vitro fertilization??

    • @mrlouis2244
      @mrlouis2244 3 года назад +108

      The power of imagination my man

    • @SirNerdLeroy
      @SirNerdLeroy 3 года назад +131

      The only explanation I can think of is that their powers weren't as easy to control when they were kids, but now they can manage their powers more. Lavagirl probably found a way to keep herself cool in specific parts of her body.

    • @mrlouis2244
      @mrlouis2244 3 года назад +20

      @@SirNerdLeroy now that you saod that, in the dream world didnt he imagined himself with super strsgtnh and speed?

    • @Mars-dw2zc
      @Mars-dw2zc 3 года назад +52

      lava girl isnt hot when shes asleep.... maybe she gave sharkboy permission to stick it in her while she was out

    • @mrlouis2244
      @mrlouis2244 3 года назад +21

      @@Mars-dw2zc its just a movie so lets keep a "power of love" kinda ßtuff ok

  • @maxm2053
    @maxm2053 3 года назад +394

    I thought the OG Shark Boy and Lava Girl was a figment of imagination by that one kid who used to dra in his notebook at school? Like George Lopez was his teacher and they were characters the kid created, but now its a whole superhero Universe?

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 3 года назад +62

      Yeah, sometimes sequels are weird.

    • @idreamed_adream
      @idreamed_adream 3 года назад +113

      Right? They lived on planet drool. Idk why they're on earth or whatever now

    • @MikeJr9284
      @MikeJr9284 3 года назад +29

      Maybe the sequel takes place in an imaginary version of Earth? I watched the OG Sharkboy and Lavagirl as a kid over a decade ago, but I’ve never seen the sequel aside from Drew Golden’s review of it.

    • @kayden232ou
      @kayden232ou 3 года назад +22

      @@MikeJr9284 I don't think that exists, I think they added them for cash grab ngl.

    • @megmoo96
      @megmoo96 3 года назад +39

      @@idreamed_adream @Max M Because at the end of the movie, max got the power to make his dreams real. So, sharkboy and lava girl ended up becoming real people and ended up staying on Earth with him. sharkboy became king of the ocean and used his submarine to find his father. and, lava girl became queen of earth’s volcanoes. sooo, they are chillin on earth by the end of the movie - not planet drool anymore.

  • @brucelectro2761
    @brucelectro2761 3 года назад +11

    19:00 No, he isn’t JUST overpowered. He’s basically OMNIPOTENT. The kid turned into a literal GOD by believing in himself.

  • @pownedmanstuff
    @pownedmanstuff 3 года назад +916

    I love how they literally do not mention Max at all, he's not a heroic, not someone they go to for help, not even a cameo.
    Edit: Wow, a year later and one of my most liked comments ever is about Sharkboy & Lavagirl. Thanks for the likes lmao

    • @CaptCook121
      @CaptCook121 3 года назад +61

      Yeah but he might be in a sequel since he literally the dream master

    • @scotty_studios
      @scotty_studios 2 года назад +59

      I'd rather there be a sequel with him in it, than whatever THIS is.

    • @baddragonite
      @baddragonite 2 года назад +21

      Cause he's still asleep

    • @mcfigglestein5346
      @mcfigglestein5346 2 года назад +50

      @@baddragonite this is all in his dream, max is an eldritch being.

    • @caitlynnhatch9254
      @caitlynnhatch9254 2 года назад +29

      Max: the imagination hero. Anything he imagines becomes reality. He would be too OP

  • @ilikecurry2345
    @ilikecurry2345 3 года назад +809

    I can't believe it, "Bitch Lady" was played by a Bollywood legend.

    • @kawaiiladki
      @kawaiiladki 3 года назад +92

      Having known Priyanka Chopra since her Bollywood days, I can't even stand her in real life so it was tolerable watching her in this villain role.

    • @luuk7882
      @luuk7882 3 года назад +39

      Also she’s the wife of Nick Jonas haha

    • @sumisu2578
      @sumisu2578 3 года назад +5

      Seems legit

    • @Talking_He4d
      @Talking_He4d 3 года назад +4

      Damn they don’t have any standards if they consider her a legend horrible acting..

    • @majimediacorner2974
      @majimediacorner2974 3 года назад +1

      @@Talking_He4d Niurka Marcos

  • @ambermiller6879
    @ambermiller6879 3 года назад +377

    They should've had Max wake up for the ending because it was all pointless anyway

    • @je573
      @je573 3 года назад +34

      YES!!!!! THAT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY MADE THE ENTIRE THING MAKE MORE SENSE TO USE THE EXCUSE THAT IT’S ALL A DREAM

    • @noraarcadia635
      @noraarcadia635 3 года назад +47

      I feel like they should have kinda pulled a Lego Movie and have this be a story that an adult Max and his kid make up together

    • @ambermiller6879
      @ambermiller6879 3 года назад +13

      @@noraarcadia635 that would've worked too!

  • @josephmcnabb971
    @josephmcnabb971 3 года назад +72

    ' how is this guy president he cant even put two words together' me as a brit looking at are primeminister awkwardly

  • @alenphull
    @alenphull 3 года назад +7

    plot twist: the heroics were actually killed and replaced by shapeshifters who lulled the world into a false sense of security with the whole "it was all a test" thing

  • @CristinaB228
    @CristinaB228 3 года назад +228

    "Thank God that grandma has a button that pushes bushes to the side!"
    Why is this sentence so funny? 😂

  • @spoodercat3980
    @spoodercat3980 3 года назад +599

    When I first heard about the sequel I thought that the daughter of Lava Girl and Shark Boy would be the main character, y’know, their daughter, the fetus that Lava Girl and Shark Boy made. I wasn’t really looking forward for this but this movie was lower than my expectations and I didn’t even have any.

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 3 года назад +49

      How this is called Shark Boy and Lava Girl I have no idea. Not only are they side characters but all members of their family are side characters. It’s NOT a Shark Boy and Lava Girl movie it’s a random little girl with no super powers movie.

    • @lucapeyrefitte6899
      @lucapeyrefitte6899 3 года назад +9

      Yeah why isn’t she around the age as those kids

    • @nerdwarp112
      @nerdwarp112 3 года назад +29

      @@MamaMOB To be fair, it’s just called We Can Be Heroes. Their names aren’t in the title. It’s still disappointing that their roles are so minor, though.

    • @kayden232ou
      @kayden232ou 3 года назад +22

      Or like make a continuation of max grown up or sum shit I mean at least give an explanation on why they are in the real world in the first place

    • @verminscum
      @verminscum 3 года назад +6

      @@MamaMOB its not called shark boy and lava girl. its just a another movie in the same universe basically.

  • @Odingle
    @Odingle 3 года назад +123

    I’m just gonna pretend this isn’t a movie that exists

    • @waffledeeez
      @waffledeeez 3 года назад +16

      Yep let's just say it was a "dream dream dream dream dream dream"

    • @Crea_TV
      @Crea_TV 2 года назад +1

      Dream another dream...

  • @reptilez5798
    @reptilez5798 3 года назад +30

    Wouldnt be crazy if in 20 years this is considered a classic

  • @mccloud9915
    @mccloud9915 3 года назад +355

    Shark boy can't speak cause he's an actual shark in disguise

    • @genera1013
      @genera1013 3 года назад +22

      But there was a talking shark in Sharkboy & Lavagirl

    • @demonking86420
      @demonking86420 3 года назад +9

      @@genera1013 he should have gotten the talking shark, or another talking shark if he's not available, to serve as a double then

    • @onesaucynougat7471
      @onesaucynougat7471 3 года назад +1

      No he’s a lizard man

  • @yoyofun1
    @yoyofun1 3 года назад +429

    The whole hero thing makes no sense, the first movie was all about dreams and shit.

    • @olivegardensrestroom688
      @olivegardensrestroom688 3 года назад +82

      I've been saying this for weeks WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY DON'T REALLY EXIST?

    • @valtheemokid4005
      @valtheemokid4005 3 года назад +92

      @@olivegardensrestroom688 AND SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL AREN'T SUPERHEROES THEY CAME FROM MAX'S DREAM TO SAVE THEIR WORLD AND HOW THE HELL DID THEY HAVE A KID WHEN EVERYTHING LAVAGIRL TOUCHES GETS SCORCHED KINDA SUS NGL!!!

    • @cacarot6020
      @cacarot6020 3 года назад +35

      The movie is a spin off of a spin off some dude thought about after waking up on a pool of his own puke after a really crazy night, i expected worse lol

    • @megmoo96
      @megmoo96 3 года назад +40

      @@olivegardensrestroom688 they DO really exist. at the end of the first movie, max gains the ability to make his dreams a reality. so, sharkboy and lavagirl become real people. sharkboy becomes king of the ocean and uses his submarine to find his father and lava girl becomes queen of earth’s volcanoes.

    • @ansixi4194
      @ansixi4194 3 года назад +18

      It's possible max became a movie producer and included his favorite idea as a kid in one of his movies (this one)

  • @ajpowell7204
    @ajpowell7204 2 года назад +9

    Can we also talk about how their parents powers had nothing to do with the kids powers

  • @wintersoldier164
    @wintersoldier164 3 года назад +17

    i think taylor didn't came back because he didn't want robert to find out, when your co star going to play batman, and you going to play a character called shark boy, you know you are in a bad place

    • @valentinafariello5733
      @valentinafariello5733 3 года назад +1

      I kinda wanted that to happen: just imagine the Team Jacob and Team Edward teenage girls (now grown women) fight against each other once again. Who's better? *The dark and pale guy full of mistery and with a tragic backstory or the always wet and well built funny guy?*

    • @wintersoldier164
      @wintersoldier164 3 года назад +1

      @@valentinafariello5733 well one is batman

  • @NaeSeonghwa
    @NaeSeonghwa 3 года назад +1786

    you have child actors, and then you have THIS main character
    her acting was SO bad it made me want to remove my eyeballs

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 3 года назад +126

      To be honest I figured she was some actor, director, producer‘s daughter but she’s not. She’s just some kid who can’t act.

    • @brandoberserker2510
      @brandoberserker2510 3 года назад +215

      child actors is not a excuse anymore, we had stranger things cast, the goonies, home 1&2, the first narnia and kidna the second because of lucy, the secret garden, and sooo much more.

    • @purplemusiclover1597
      @purplemusiclover1597 3 года назад +17

      @@brandoberserker2510 I agree

    • @notme2640
      @notme2640 3 года назад +3

      oh yes

    • @Buckysass
      @Buckysass 3 года назад +31

      Guppy was a much better actress! She should've been the main character.
      Acrually, maybe the only character.

  • @teagangraybill8160
    @teagangraybill8160 3 года назад +178

    "the heroics didn't even do anything!" Untrue. Lava girl hit another heroic. So... There's that. Great video 😊

    • @kayden232ou
      @kayden232ou 3 года назад +19

      Damn, she friendly fired. Damn, she's really good.

    • @masinhunt9500
      @masinhunt9500 3 года назад +3

      @@kayden232ou As an American, I know friendly fire really well 😃

    • @kayden232ou
      @kayden232ou 3 года назад +2

      @@masinhunt9500 As an american, I know murder really well.

  • @wrathgaming2323
    @wrathgaming2323 3 года назад +24

    the singing girl was like 80% of the work in the movie

  • @jamesblakeley4329
    @jamesblakeley4329 3 года назад +4

    12:57 I swear that the guy in yellow was in “The Wiggles”

  • @sxs-te4uj
    @sxs-te4uj 3 года назад +136

    I like to think that the director was just high while at a board meeting and forgot his original movie idea and just made this up on the spot.
    Also, they named the kid in the wheelchair Wheels. Let that sink in.

    • @Jenacide
      @Jenacide 3 года назад +10

      Dude, he's literally just Wheels from Burger King

    • @JulesNekro
      @JulesNekro 3 года назад +7

      Reminds me of american dad

    • @d.tsukuyomi1869
      @d.tsukuyomi1869 3 года назад +13

      It's the same as naming a black superhero "Captain N-word".

    • @JulesNekro
      @JulesNekro 3 года назад +6

      @@d.tsukuyomi1869 kinda surprised that there isn't a rapper named n-word

    • @ansixi4194
      @ansixi4194 3 года назад +7

      And his own dad calls him that! Is that his actual name or is his dad just a dick

  • @therookiepotato457
    @therookiepotato457 3 года назад +200

    When the kids started crying in the prison I told my friend “is guppy gonna use their tears?” As a joke, then they did it...

    • @seiyuokamihimura5082
      @seiyuokamihimura5082 3 года назад +8

      She could have taken some of the water from people's bodies. People are mostly jiggly water sacks.

    • @funnyman8161
      @funnyman8161 3 года назад +15

      @@seiyuokamihimura5082 But Bloodbending is a forbidden art

  • @theevilpinkcreeper9986
    @theevilpinkcreeper9986 3 года назад +8

    Pig man put the sponsorship at the end of the vid. He's the true heroic of all of this.

  • @ShadowBotboi
    @ShadowBotboi 3 года назад +4

    11:31 my new favorite sound

  • @spoiledmilk2198
    @spoiledmilk2198 3 года назад +190

    I thought Max from the first movie had dreamed up of Sharkboy and Lava Girl. Then yes they came to life buh it was all Max’s doing. He’s the one who’s created those characters and he’s not even in this movie? Kinda odd if ya ask me

    • @lukeroastspeople9527
      @lukeroastspeople9527 3 года назад +4

      Ik

    • @ack434
      @ack434 3 года назад +24

      If only Max was the father of Missy instead of that other guy.

    • @iden4467
      @iden4467 3 года назад +3

      That must mean hes alive I'm tbis world then, and he must be still dreaming them, maybe in a coma?

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 3 года назад +17

      @@iden4467 Considering Max had Reality-Warping powers as a kid, as an adult that dude must be like Dr. Manhattan.

    • @iden4467
      @iden4467 3 года назад

      @@cartooncritique6625 on god

  • @rebeccamorrison3666
    @rebeccamorrison3666 3 года назад +135

    I’m convinced the Mandalorian was put in carbonite for a hot minute and this was just a fever dream he had

  • @cicadamp3152
    @cicadamp3152 3 года назад +4

    8:50 that aged well lmao

  • @Minjaz707
    @Minjaz707 3 года назад +37

    OH LOrd I find the Missy Girl so annoying. She's totally useless. Just make a movie about Guppy.

  • @duplicarus
    @duplicarus 3 года назад +502

    Guppy is the only kid that matters, she’s the most adorable, the least annoying, and most badass

    • @WrodrunbyDon
      @WrodrunbyDon 3 года назад +18

      damn he skipped right tf over this comment

    • @duplicarus
      @duplicarus 3 года назад +2

      @@WrodrunbyDon appears so

    • @brezn_4183
      @brezn_4183 3 года назад +4

      Nah the least annoying was acapella guppy was kinda cringey

    • @hopelessgodofmisery118
      @hopelessgodofmisery118 3 года назад +15

      Me and my friend really liked slow mo, he was pretty much useless but was adorably useless, also the closest to happiness I got watching this movie was slow mo being useful and him high-fiving his dad at a normal speed

    • @medaka-chankurokami1882
      @medaka-chankurokami1882 3 года назад

      @@brezn_4183 k

  • @VeeHarmony
    @VeeHarmony 3 года назад +490

    I'm just wondering how they managed to improve but not improve in CGI.

    • @maurabasemen5506
      @maurabasemen5506 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/vI0Sbv_xVi8/видео.html

    • @spoodercat3980
      @spoodercat3980 3 года назад +5

      I can’t find what their budget is but it would probably be 30 million usd as I’ve seen the budget for Lavagirl and Sharkboy.
      So they had millions of dollars to use but completely ignored the cgi

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 3 года назад +5

      What did they improve? Not the story or acting. So what improved???

    • @katemiller7415
      @katemiller7415 3 года назад +3

      @@MamaMOB they used it to get pedro pascal in the movie

    • @vlanjos4807
      @vlanjos4807 3 года назад +1

      i think the cgi is a conscious stylistic choice. like its supposed to look goofy and out of a child's imagination.

  • @thedaisygirl207
    @thedaisygirl207 3 года назад +3

    8:08 I like that the camera man is just standing there filming.
    Even if it was fake, shouldn’t one of the kids have reacted to the fact that while all the heroes were getting kidnapped the cameraman just continued filming without any issues or camera shakes.

  • @zariyastewart5886
    @zariyastewart5886 3 года назад +20

    I thought it was gonna take place on Planet drool. Was so disappointed when it wasn’t.
    I actually wouldn’t have minded the movie being about children, but wish it had Max’s child (their father would’ve been a daydreamer, mother the ice princess, gpa is Mr.Electric), Linus child, etc.Sharkboy and lava girls daughter was a good idea, but ultimately a let down.

  • @sheepindustries6212
    @sheepindustries6212 3 года назад +740

    They ruined perfection. WE DIDN'T NEED IT.

    • @coffinboy556
      @coffinboy556 3 года назад +2

      Ha! good one

    • @coffinboy556
      @coffinboy556 3 года назад +6

      They ruined something that was far beyond repair and was far beyond redemption

    • @cillbipher2613
      @cillbipher2613 3 года назад +17

      *THEY RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL*

    • @coffinboy556
      @coffinboy556 3 года назад +4

      @@cillbipher2613 nice reference 👍

    • @Kaiji...
      @Kaiji... 3 года назад

      What’s more impressive is that they ruined something that was already at rock bottom

  • @HemmTBM
    @HemmTBM 3 года назад +126

    I can't wait for the Endgame with the Spy Kids, Lava Girl and Shark Boy and the dinkster

  • @PeanutStrawberry
    @PeanutStrawberry 2 года назад +4

    To be honest... a dude with leg muscles so strong he'd run so fast it'd break his legs... is a fuck'd up yet genious idea.
    For a well-written story.

  • @ianvs3
    @ianvs3 3 года назад +15

    How the heck did shark boy die so easily he literally sweeped the enemies last time

  • @diegovera1353
    @diegovera1353 3 года назад +78

    The only good bit of this movie is the slow motion kid, he’s been punished for his cosmic crimes of time travel

  • @pixelthekitten395
    @pixelthekitten395 3 года назад +334

    Why the heck is he still called shark boy when he's the 40 year old divorced dad. Btw love your vids, especially the cartoon episodes that scarred me videos 😊

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 3 года назад +42

      Well he’s not divorced or 40 so…
      I mean unless you consider being still married to someone as divorced and being 28 as being 40.

    • @umaruchan6900
      @umaruchan6900 3 года назад +31

      Shark man 🗿

    • @jbba3076
      @jbba3076 3 года назад +14

      @@MamaMOB still, why we still call him shark boy is beyond me

    • @abyssalgaming9994
      @abyssalgaming9994 3 года назад +14

      Shark *MAN*

    • @roserose109
      @roserose109 3 года назад +32

      Lavagirl too, like tf movie she's Lavawoman now

  • @bluerox8812
    @bluerox8812 3 года назад +15

    How the hell did my cousin like sharkboy and lavagirl and the sequel. But he never liked spy kids
    Even sharkboy’s lullaby is better than accapella’s singing

  • @selfgaming1456
    @selfgaming1456 3 года назад +17

    I’d like to think over time Lavagirl could control her powers like how she could lower her heart rate by sleepwalking? She could probably learn to touch stuff without burning it.

    • @fastinradfordable
      @fastinradfordable 10 месяцев назад

      How can you control anything when you’re sleepwalking.

  • @ansixi4194
    @ansixi4194 3 года назад +126

    "it's like you watched a movie and then find out it was all a dream" so it is a true sequel to sharkboy and lavagirl

    • @itsDjjayy
      @itsDjjayy 2 года назад

      If the audience do not agree then

  • @theTrevorluck
    @theTrevorluck 3 года назад +323

    0% rotten tomatos
    -They didnt ring the Dingster

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 3 года назад +7

      Isn't the Dingster dead?

    • @ChokingOnRazors
      @ChokingOnRazors 3 года назад +5

      @@bigbearkat2010 he’s not but even if then, if you ring him, he’d probably brand the devil and umbrella the fuck out of dodge.
      Edit: wait did you mean the actor...?

    • @masterroshi3700
      @masterroshi3700 3 года назад +3

      *sad gonk noises*

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 3 года назад +2

      @@ChokingOnRazors yeah I meant the actor which I kind of figured extended to the character

    • @ChokingOnRazors
      @ChokingOnRazors 3 года назад

      @@bigbearkat2010 this is tragic beyond compare

  • @raikojanes5972
    @raikojanes5972 Год назад +3

    17:00
    BionicPIG: "How are all of these kids, just beating the shit out of fully grown adults?!"
    Me: i guess the aliens are extremely weak

  • @baconsand9345
    @baconsand9345 2 года назад +7

    "Hey, let's just give a character everything. Just give him every power known to man."
    Saiki K was born.

  • @JoyScreams
    @JoyScreams 3 года назад +481

    sharkboys dong is made of water so if he puts it in lava, it turns into obsidian, because minecraft

    • @poopa_stinka
      @poopa_stinka 3 года назад +55

      Then the lava lights it and boom nether in his urethra

    • @pigeon1923
      @pigeon1923 3 года назад +27

      This thread is fucking golden

    • @Ygdegkhbc
      @Ygdegkhbc 3 года назад +26

      @Gold Source but what if his fire of resistance potion wears off while he is finishing

    • @larsgotcars5669
      @larsgotcars5669 3 года назад +15

      No it would burn

    • @lane_positive_vibesbodybui7927
      @lane_positive_vibesbodybui7927 3 года назад +2

      Does the carson shaerer dance

  • @aidanharrison5796
    @aidanharrison5796 3 года назад +509

    I hate these kinda movies, the “children can do stuff too! Children are just as good as adults!”

    • @OneFinalAutumn
      @OneFinalAutumn 3 года назад +123

      Especially when they aren't. Children are fucking useless.

    • @aidanharrison5796
      @aidanharrison5796 3 года назад +13

      @@OneFinalAutumn fr

    • @br3y0nn4
      @br3y0nn4 3 года назад +41

      As a child I agree 😀 We are useless and most of us know it and own that shit.

    • @aidanharrison5796
      @aidanharrison5796 3 года назад +76

      @@br3y0nn4 I don’t believe that children are incapable of doing heroic things and defending themselves, but when it comes to stopping the destruction of a city... Children are NOT a go too lol.

    • @MistaFin
      @MistaFin 3 года назад +36

      @@aidanharrison5796 I feel like it’s only acceptable in anime and that’s just about it

  • @hallbjornthefirebreather8376
    @hallbjornthefirebreather8376 2 года назад +3

    Then in the post credit scene, Max wakes up from his 14 year coma and it was all just a dream.

  • @quikkflicks1141
    @quikkflicks1141 3 года назад +3

    12:47 Look for the gummy bear album in store on November 13

  • @faralteezee4474
    @faralteezee4474 3 года назад +168

    So, *this is where the budget for Alita 2 went.*

    • @JulesNekro
      @JulesNekro 3 года назад +13

      *inner screams of terror*

    • @skinni_the_P00hBear
      @skinni_the_P00hBear 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, um...are we still getting a sequel to Alita? 👀

    • @faralteezee4474
      @faralteezee4474 3 года назад

      @@skinni_the_P00hBear Most likely after _The Wu Flu_ gets controlled and we get out of the scrapped script from Tom Clancy's The Division.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 3 года назад

      @@faralteezee4474 If you think the Corona Virus shit show is ever ending, oh boy, do I have a bridge to sell ya

  • @Salone_FD
    @Salone_FD 2 года назад +6

    “My disappointment… is immeasurable…
    and my day is ruined.”

  • @DarkCipher-1
    @DarkCipher-1 3 года назад +1

    12:00 I’m pretty sure the kid who rewinds time is the only one that makes sense since he can just repeat the same lesson over and over

  • @SharkieOttark
    @SharkieOttark 3 года назад +410

    So frickin disappointed. How to fix:
    1. make guppy the main character
    2. Give sharkboy some damn lines
    3. Less annoying

    • @Evanz111
      @Evanz111 3 года назад +44

      4. Acapella admits her power just makes things float and she’s an annoying choir kid who lied about how her power works

    • @eyelessnosea1413
      @eyelessnosea1413 3 года назад +10

      The fact that you're trying to fix this literal abortion of a movie is a sin, period.

    • @thegrandxbunny2073
      @thegrandxbunny2073 3 года назад +6

      and definitely, FIX THAT HORRID ENDING!!

    • @DeputyFish
      @DeputyFish 3 года назад +7

      @@eyelessnosea1413 i mean someone has to do it or else were stuck with this
      i think not fixing it is a sin

    • @eyelessnosea1413
      @eyelessnosea1413 3 года назад +1

      @@DeputyFish and how does "erasing it from the annals of history and people's minds forever" sound?

  • @dg9444
    @dg9444 3 года назад +522

    I don’t get how people actually got paid to make this movie.

    • @bepisyt8394
      @bepisyt8394 3 года назад +24

      i don't get why people starred in this movie

    • @akaoni7946
      @akaoni7946 3 года назад +26

      Idk how they got pedro pascal

    • @soggymobflip
      @soggymobflip 3 года назад +4

      @@akaoni7946 Robert Rodriguez did an episode of Mandalorian.

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 3 года назад

      @@bepisyt8394 because money

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 3 года назад

      @@akaoni7946 money

  • @spooderman6312
    @spooderman6312 3 года назад +40

    "Sharkboi and lavas' kid is main character!" -rob rodriguez
    *their kid gets hardly anything to do*
    the acting sucks af

  • @giantclaw138
    @giantclaw138 3 года назад +7

    Pedro Pascal's been letting himself go ever since he gave up baby yoda...

  • @TyphoonTYUIOP
    @TyphoonTYUIOP 3 года назад +210

    You know Robert Rodriguez is like the Reddit 50/50 of the film industry. Sometimes he makes great movies like Alita: Battle Angel or From Dawn till Dusk and then sometimes you get stuff like this...

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 3 года назад +15

      Alita being good definteily isnt a popular opinion. Also who made Dusk Till Dawn is debatable, Directing was Rodriguez, but script was written mostly by Tarantino

    • @TyphoonTYUIOP
      @TyphoonTYUIOP 3 года назад +10

      @@eightcoins4401 Well guess,
      YOU'RE WRONG
      (about Alita)

    • @squeezyjibbz7407
      @squeezyjibbz7407 3 года назад

      @@TyphoonTYUIOP *you're

    • @TyphoonTYUIOP
      @TyphoonTYUIOP 3 года назад

      @@squeezyjibbz7407 happy now?

    • @sleepylad9829
      @sleepylad9829 3 года назад +2

      @@TyphoonTYUIOP his talking about his opinion but then again the internet doesn't really know *opinions*

  • @slendy3823
    @slendy3823 3 года назад +3

    Wheels: my legs are so strong that I can't contain it so I use a wheel chair
    Me: so is Deku and you don't see him crying about

  • @wonshikie8153
    @wonshikie8153 2 года назад +1

    The only time I laughed during this film is near the end when Slo-mo is running towards his dad and the dad is holding out his arms waiting. It flickers back and forth to show slo mo slowly making his way towards the hug

  • @lookinskinny
    @lookinskinny 3 года назад +83

    my question is HOW TF DOES THIS WORK IN THE SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL CIMEMATIC UNIVERSE

    • @deadpoolnerd
      @deadpoolnerd 3 года назад +25

      The only way this was all actually just another one of Max's dreams.

    • @athensmorningstar7809
      @athensmorningstar7809 3 года назад +8

      Yea this is my question WHERE THE FUDGE IS MAX, did they just forget the ENTIRE SHARKBOY ABD LAVAGIRL MOVIE

    • @lookinskinny
      @lookinskinny 3 года назад +2

      @@athensmorningstar7809 IT IS SUCH A DISCRACE

    • @athensmorningstar7809
      @athensmorningstar7809 3 года назад +1

      @@lookinskinny IKR

    • @Erik_Montesinos
      @Erik_Montesinos 3 года назад

      They become real at the end of the first movie

  • @woIfgutz
    @woIfgutz 3 года назад +33

    0:16 i like how you brought up that Robert Rodriguez did work on The Mandalorian but didn't even say anything about the fact that Missy's dad is literally played by Pedro Pascal, WHO IS THE MANDALORIAN😭

    • @user-xy2ym7ee5j
      @user-xy2ym7ee5j 2 года назад +2

      I thought i was mad trippin and searching for this comment lmao

  • @ninjafaceify
    @ninjafaceify 3 года назад +2

    Does this all imply that Max from the original movie is just an omega level reality warper? Like he can literally just imagine something and conjure it into existence with little to no effort. Why is he not the leader of the heroics? HE LITERALLY CREATED TWO OF THEIR STRONGEST MEMBERS IN HIS SLEEP

  • @MsUnamusedNerd
    @MsUnamusedNerd 3 года назад +2

    They could have made this a better coming of age story where the kids apprentice under their parents. A cool father daughter film with Shark boy teaching his daughter how to use her powers would have been better.

  • @natto4now
    @natto4now 3 года назад +63

    I find it funny how every single RUclipsr that make a video about this movie calls it a shark boy and lava girl sequel when it dosnt have to do with anything from the first movie

    • @jadeandjesse5908
      @jadeandjesse5908 3 года назад +7

      I don't even know what this movie is actually called and that's okay

    • @leandropeixotodemelo7610
      @leandropeixotodemelo7610 3 года назад +6

      The name is We Can Be Heroes. I see the trailer sometimes on Netflix after my little brother finishes watching some animation. It makes pretty clear it is a movie about children of superheroes; why do everyone keep seeing it as a Sharkboy and Lavagirl sequel? Maybe it was marketed as such on news?

    • @deadpoolnerd
      @deadpoolnerd 3 года назад +12

      It's cause marketing for the film was heavily like from the maker of spy kids and shark boy and lava girl. Trailers immediately showing the two most of their fight scenes. Then quick cut to the new kids, so it seemed first off more like a sequel next gen type of movie about sharkboy and lava girl.

  • @markmelkonian4695
    @markmelkonian4695 3 года назад +349

    Probably not gonna see this but you actually make me laugh a shit ton lmfaoo

  • @freehamm
    @freehamm 3 года назад +8

    The only reason shark boy doesn’t talk was because of his child.

  • @objectionable6693
    @objectionable6693 3 года назад +3

    18:25 why does the spaceship use the windows defender icon

  • @RedNinja115
    @RedNinja115 3 года назад +155

    "OH GOD, SHES GOT SHARK STRENGTH"

    • @sebastianbutlerii6558
      @sebastianbutlerii6558 3 года назад +2

      I know. Would he forget that?

    • @Ygdegkhbc
      @Ygdegkhbc 3 года назад +2

      I was so disappointed when he forgot about that

    • @montarou-chi
      @montarou-chi 3 года назад

      That made laugh like crazy lmao

  • @falconizer642
    @falconizer642 3 года назад +32

    As soon as it was announced Taylor wouldn't reprise his role as Sharkboy, I knew it would be bad.
    I mean he agreed to do TWILIGHT

  • @AndrewCARNBORN
    @AndrewCARNBORN 3 года назад +8

    So is this all happening in Max's head or did they just forget he was a character?

    • @sumisu2578
      @sumisu2578 2 года назад +1

      Max did some drugs and this is what happened

    • @itsDjjayy
      @itsDjjayy 2 года назад +1

      @@sumisu2578 🤣🤣that's messed up

  • @somebuns7477
    @somebuns7477 3 года назад +35

    when my brother first saw this, he asked "how did he get his sardine in her volcano?" hes 12

  • @deeviousrat
    @deeviousrat 3 года назад +65

    it feels like they didn’t consider their audience when titling this movie. or maybe they did and it’s literally movie clickbait lmao

  • @ChinaRitz84
    @ChinaRitz84 3 года назад +34

    Lmao “thankfully the grandma has a cane that pushes bushes slightly to the side” 😂

  • @minakohiashi8882
    @minakohiashi8882 3 года назад +3

    I'm surprised you didn't mention the part where they drop the key card down the hole.
    Sure the stretchy kid can't reach that far but we have a girl who can float. When they finally got someone down the hole they couldn't bring her back up so Wild Card had to teleport down there anyway.

  • @WolfQueenLydia
    @WolfQueenLydia 2 года назад +2

    "Oh no.. she got SHARK STRENGTH!!!" - Best line of the movie

  • @Seto_Saotome
    @Seto_Saotome 3 года назад +35

    When I got the notification I said to myself, "didn't I watched this already?". Then I realized the video I was talking about was from Drew Gooden.

  • @gryotharian
    @gryotharian 3 года назад +72

    I expected another spy kids 4, i got another spy kids 4. like literally, this is the same plot again with a different copy paste message and less nonsense time travel

  • @vannahp9509
    @vannahp9509 2 года назад +3

    This movie genuinely feels like they had a just a generic kid super hero movie about 85% finished then some exec realized that nostalgia pandering was super popular so they decided to throw in sharkboy and lava girl in last second because money, I guess. That or maybe there was a SbLg sequel script that got scrapped at some point but they already made the costumes and got Lava Girl's og actress so they just put them in this so they don't go to waste.

  • @Paisy-daisy
    @Paisy-daisy 2 года назад +1

    Original movie: Is about dreams...
    This movie: The rejected teen titans.
    Sharkboy: *Lavagirl's second husband after killing the og one*
    Max: Doesn't exist anymore
    Mr. Electric: Turned into alien ships.

  • @justbecausewhynot5692
    @justbecausewhynot5692 3 года назад +31

    The most unrealistic part of this movie is the fact that the girl would not know who David Bowie is

  • @brainjacker3855
    @brainjacker3855 3 года назад +49

    This is the shitty version of that one Young Justice episode where the League "dies" and the team has to replace them

    • @caitlynnhatch9254
      @caitlynnhatch9254 2 года назад +9

      And that one was on complete accident. They went in knowing it was, but Miss. Martian took control unknowingly, and it had legit consequences on everyone. Therapy and stuff. ...i miss young justice