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  • @PureBreadCat
    @PureBreadCat Год назад +90304

    “Her skin was like coffee, coffee that was mostly milk because she was white”

    • @Lolamy
      @Lolamy Год назад +5106

      Stanziiii

    • @phoney2627
      @phoney2627 Год назад +6682

      Don't forget the appropriate amount of freckles

    • @FantaLain
      @FantaLain Год назад +908

      MiLkYyyyy

    • @Mari_iii
      @Mari_iii Год назад +3942

      "No one noticed her"
      "Everyone called her abs for short"

    • @Harmony_.musicnotesemoji.
      @Harmony_.musicnotesemoji. Год назад +2871

      “Her name was Aurora Borealis, abs for short”
      (Probably paraphrasing??)

  • @agame2593
    @agame2593 Год назад +16994

    "Her breast breasted breastily" this isn't real but it very well could be

    • @aurorahughes9559
      @aurorahughes9559 Год назад +368

      It probably is somewhere...
      I'm pretty sure I've seen that somewhere before, but I don't remember.

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 Год назад

      She breasted boobily and titted downwards.

    • @eggcosplays7924
      @eggcosplays7924 Год назад +242

      Pretty sure there was a very similar line in a King novel

    • @Auduux
      @Auduux Год назад +77

      @@eggcosplays7924 WHAT LMAO

    • @samilodoesart
      @samilodoesart Год назад

      Breasting boobily

  • @cosygoose1813
    @cosygoose1813 Месяц назад +2272

    *meanwhile female authors writing a description of gays like they have never met one.

    • @Zero_crumbs_left_0_1
      @Zero_crumbs_left_0_1 26 дней назад +187

      We agree that writers should write things they know about 😂😂😂

    • @scaradopted
      @scaradopted 26 дней назад +165

      that's why we love Mr. Riordan for putting in extensive research to write his homos

    • @FantasmagoriaAhoy
      @FantasmagoriaAhoy 24 дня назад +33

      We have to create Mr. Darcy because the reality that every single man IS Dr. Jekyll AND Mr. Hyde is too much to "bear".

    • @arriana___playz8116
      @arriana___playz8116 24 дня назад +26

      That’s why I’m a lesbian Wattpad writer lol I have experience

    • @iaminthesilence
      @iaminthesilence 24 дня назад +16

      @@scaradoptedSOLANGELOOOOOO

  • @TeaCupToast
    @TeaCupToast 23 дня назад +162

    I won’t say anything about female authors writing men to be 6’6, muscular and ripped, blue eyes and blonde hair, obsessed, trillionaires and fucking mafia bosses that just randomly kidnap a girl

    • @ShivamKumar-od5yi
      @ShivamKumar-od5yi 7 дней назад

      Lol randomly kidnap a girl 💀
      That's some crazy kinky stuff be going on lol

    • @bigfrankfraser1391
      @bigfrankfraser1391 6 дней назад +12

      when i ghost write a male character in romance, there always men of above average looks such as "he was the sort of man you would instantly notice in a crowd but would never stare at for more than a few moments"

    • @TeaCupToast
      @TeaCupToast 6 дней назад +2

      @@bigfrankfraser1391 exactly what I said

    • @bigfrankfraser1391
      @bigfrankfraser1391 6 дней назад +5

      @@TeaCupToast i like to consider myself an expert at "ugly beauty" romance between either someone unconventionally beautiful or someone below average looking, its an artform that so many women cant write, its all in the nuances but ive only encountered 10 female writers who can actually nail it

    • @TeaCupToast
      @TeaCupToast 5 дней назад +3

      @@bigfrankfraser1391 I shit myself on june 9th 2018

  • @rachelwalmart
    @rachelwalmart Год назад +20439

    "She was glimmering in the sun, her baked skin scrumptious in the light. Her cheekbones were flawless, her womb fertile. I waved hello. Her nipples waved back."

    • @Shield954
      @Shield954 Год назад +1311

      HELP 😂😂😂

    • @laurenaspreyart
      @laurenaspreyart Год назад +2055

      I swear, everyone in this comment section could club together to write the most successful comedy fantasy novel to have ever graced the shelves😂

    • @Music_studios26
      @Music_studios26 Год назад +175

      @@laurenaspreyart Fr

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling Год назад +490

      That first sentence sounds like a roast chicken fresh from the rotisserie XD

    • @hayleyhodgdon6148
      @hayleyhodgdon6148 Год назад +90

      this is the best one

  • @BRITISH_AIRLINES_NO-FLY_LIST
    @BRITISH_AIRLINES_NO-FLY_LIST Год назад +9043

    'Her name was Aurora Borialis, but people called her Abs for short. She was different, not like other girls. She had an appropriate amount of freckles and lavender gold eyes that shined like glitter. She would cut out pages of bibles to make paper swans and didn't care what people thought of her.' - Stanzi.

    • @Kandy-Kween
      @Kandy-Kween Год назад +174

      I feel like it was Aurora Borealis, but maybe that was a different video

    • @Bustermachine
      @Bustermachine Год назад +246

      She was different, not like other girls. Her brain had been put in a jar to pilot a 100 ton Atlas Assault Mech with LBX10 Autocannons and Streak SRM-6 Racks which she used to destroy Clanner Scum for the glory of House Steiner!
      . . .
      Am I doing it right? XD

    • @occhaossoup9819
      @occhaossoup9819 Год назад +44

      IS THIS THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN AURORA BOREALIS CRUSH MANKIND?

    • @Lizardman-lt3pp
      @Lizardman-lt3pp Год назад +3

      I don’t get it

    • @Warloser360
      @Warloser360 Год назад +48

      @@Bustermachinesmh at these unrealistic beauty standards. You think everyone can afford that kinda weaponry in this economy?

  • @edubflameface5499
    @edubflameface5499 Месяц назад +1187

    It's the same thing for female authors. Fifty shades, twighlight, even war cross.

    • @cryptogenik
      @cryptogenik Месяц назад +304

      Right - some authors just suck - kind of a sexist take.

    • @poulinhp
      @poulinhp Месяц назад +37

      Thank you

    • @proto_carl8404
      @proto_carl8404 Месяц назад

      Yeah, but this Channel is here to propagate a toxic viewpoint of the world, your point is valid and real but nobody here is going to listen and instead focuses on their agenda as an oppressed minority so, though factually right, your point is simultaneously invalid due to close mindedness

    • @NiceIndeed
      @NiceIndeed Месяц назад +174

      Thank you. I was wondering why she acted like male authors don’t write good fantasy books. Lord of the rings? A song of ice and fire? Come on. That’s just sexist

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Месяц назад +33

      Indeed. Its worldwide too. People just don't understand the subject and yet have the absolute confidence to write it.

  • @faith8953
    @faith8953 20 дней назад +279

    hate to say it but this is also how straight millennial women write books as well😭

    • @emotionaleditor
      @emotionaleditor 13 дней назад +5

      Yes 😭

    • @bradbarnes4270
      @bradbarnes4270 8 дней назад

      What would make happy? The two gazed at each other, both fumbling and excitedly confused, their mentallly delayed leftist brain mater, jellied by so many years of useless time spent getting a gender studies degree that niether knew if they had vaginas or dicks so didn't do anything but eat some pizza pockets and get high.

    • @beekute8216
      @beekute8216 4 дня назад +3

      Booktok

    • @Tater_jam
      @Tater_jam 4 дня назад

      FR

    • @shadowcard3998
      @shadowcard3998 День назад

      @@faith8953 primarily just high school women in general if anything. And I fail to see why skin color matters. If this was a man, it would be the rare case of some horny theater kid. Which is the only kind of men in this girls circle🤣.

  • @Silliestfriend
    @Silliestfriend Год назад +5282

    “She was called Aurora borealis,everyone called her abs,for short,she has a permanent disease that stopped her from growing body hair,but allowed her to grow eyebrows,curvy eyelashes and long beautiful hair” 💀

    • @Luna_tech2
      @Luna_tech2 Год назад +164

      I feel like I’ve seen that before

    • @Silliestfriend
      @Silliestfriend Год назад +54

      @@Luna_tech2 Where? Genuinely asking lol I don’t think I ever saw that-

    • @andromeda_va39
      @andromeda_va39 Год назад +127

      So she had Alexandria's Genesis?

    • @Silliestfriend
      @Silliestfriend Год назад +19

      @@andromeda_va39 what?💀

    • @Mondkreischer
      @Mondkreischer Год назад +270

      ​@@SilliestfriendI think it's one of Stanzi Potenzas Reels

  • @ireallylikenuggets9490
    @ireallylikenuggets9490 Год назад +2517

    "Her skin was smooth, like chocolate.."
    "White chocolate.."

    • @slitherthewizardofwither6959
      @slitherthewizardofwither6959 Год назад +11

      Hahahaha

    • @MalachiDevv
      @MalachiDevv Год назад +11

      I dont get it. Why is everyone calling the women white?

    • @BethGoat
      @BethGoat Год назад +80

      ​@@MalachiDevvbecause chances are they like white women and "aren't" racist

    • @ireallylikenuggets9490
      @ireallylikenuggets9490 Год назад +48

      @@MalachiDevv male authors have a tendency to whitewash their love interest in their books

    • @treymoment
      @treymoment Год назад

      ​@@ireallylikenuggets9490 you cant whitewash something that was never not white in the first place

  • @alexrosas5788
    @alexrosas5788 Месяц назад +257

    Both male and females have sexist takes in novels if you want good unbiased writing in a novel read Blood Meridian

    • @however-yh2jy
      @however-yh2jy Месяц назад +35

      Best. Book. Ever. If you have a strong enough stomach that is. Never be a movie though.

    • @magicwzi5630
      @magicwzi5630 14 дней назад +13

      Extremely wholesome book.I recommend 👍

    • @OlimpiaOlimpia
      @OlimpiaOlimpia 10 дней назад +5

      DAMN i mean good rec but DAMN

    • @epickillian
      @epickillian День назад +2

      He never sleeps, he says he will never die.

  • @Variadee_BOB
    @Variadee_BOB 29 дней назад +296

    “Woman weak..Man strong!!!” She whispered
    WTF-

    • @phoenixxxashez
      @phoenixxxashez 23 дня назад +10

      Said no one ever.

    • @Variadee_BOB
      @Variadee_BOB 23 дня назад +4

      @@phoenixxxashez YUP

    • @SmotheredDreams
      @SmotheredDreams 22 дня назад +10

      Interestingly enough, the book she was referring to is the opposite when it comes to this. Women are deadly, and some of the most powerful characters in the world of Witcher happen to be women.

    • @cristianvogelfang5670
      @cristianvogelfang5670 19 дней назад +2

      AND the wrong Is???

    • @JacobSmith-rg3bk
      @JacobSmith-rg3bk 15 дней назад +2

      I mean is that statement wrong?

  • @HiHello-ro5bb
    @HiHello-ro5bb Год назад +5556

    Wattpad Storys be like 😂😂😂

    • @leakingsock
      @leakingsock Год назад +17

      Fr

    • @greydub1414
      @greydub1414 Год назад +43

      genuinely upsetting how many stories on that site are sexist

    • @Mxchiimania
      @Mxchiimania Год назад +10

      @@greydub1414 I meannnn yeah that is true, haven't run into those yet tho, I've only heard of them

    • @jkdonnie23
      @jkdonnie23 Год назад +35

      Nawh the Wattpad alpha ads 😨

    • @HiHello-ro5bb
      @HiHello-ro5bb Год назад +11

      @@jkdonnie23 FR 😭

  • @wiffywiffy7896
    @wiffywiffy7896 Год назад +8039

    "She came running her breasts were flying everywhere like beachballs caught in a hurricane"

  • @feebee4451
    @feebee4451 3 месяца назад +207

    I read a book that introduced a character with,”She had breast, for she was female.”

    • @K0ppyTherian
      @K0ppyTherian Месяц назад +28

      BYE.

    • @vaibhav9788
      @vaibhav9788 Месяц назад +23

      Author's got a point tho

    • @_StrayKidsForever_
      @_StrayKidsForever_ 29 дней назад

      “She had perfect ZZ size chest, perky boobs that smiled at the sight of me. They were full and well sized”

    • @aarengraves9962
      @aarengraves9962 27 дней назад

      saying this out of context exposes your stupidity

    • @Porcelaindoll-3
      @Porcelaindoll-3 19 дней назад +3

      I mean…was he wrong-?

  • @astrolord4325
    @astrolord4325 Месяц назад +27

    "Her hair was as green and magical as a... A swamp from Shrek."

  • @ellaadams1589
    @ellaadams1589 Год назад +4831

    Her name was Aurora Borealis and she wasn't like other girls

  • @angryrash8798
    @angryrash8798 Год назад +8230

    “Her rose red lips pursed in silent disapproval as her smooth eyebrows gently furrowed and her boobs frowned”

  • @tatujuntunen7668
    @tatujuntunen7668 12 дней назад +8

    This goes both ways and its not about gender its about individual skill

  • @zayn659
    @zayn659 Месяц назад +34

    Gender wars, yay 💀

  • @natecorsn9097
    @natecorsn9097 11 месяцев назад +9944

    “She rolled her eyes. Her breasts seemed to roll with them in unison.”

    • @Muffin-Otherpaw
      @Muffin-Otherpaw 9 месяцев назад +394

      STAWPPP 😂😂😂

    • @weird.-.person
      @weird.-.person 9 месяцев назад +220

      NOOOOO

    • @blank-xh7qo
      @blank-xh7qo 9 месяцев назад +313

      I REMEMBER THAT ONE WHERE TF IS IT FROM HELPPP

    • @Who_evenamIanymore
      @Who_evenamIanymore 9 месяцев назад +211

      @@blank-xh7qoIT CANT BE REAL RIGHT? 😭

    • @cyo_gollyna
      @cyo_gollyna 8 месяцев назад +187

      ​@@Who_evenamIanymoreBUT IT ISSSS 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @error-try-again-later
    @error-try-again-later Год назад +10216

    I'll never understand why authors can't just rub one out _before_ they start writing 💀

    • @KasperHatesLife
      @KasperHatesLife Год назад +740

      Horny is the only emotion they can use to write

    • @gem9535
      @gem9535 Год назад +317

      This is actually lowkey good advice 😂

    • @Un.knowns
      @Un.knowns Год назад +179

      Oddly enough, it’s easier to think with one hand occupied. For me at least, I tend to fidget with my paper edge sometimes.

    • @solarisjade2292
      @solarisjade2292 Год назад +53

      you have no idea how hard i laughed at this omfg 😂😂

    • @Silksper
      @Silksper Год назад +127

      @@Un.knownsbro I think that’s adhd

  • @alyssum130
    @alyssum130 27 дней назад +17

    Female authors:
    He was tall, handsome like adonis, and built like one. His last name was black, black like his soul. He was dangerous but soft at the same time. He was rich and a mafia boss, but also a vampire, werwolf hybrid at the same time - an alpha under the alphas. He was a jerk, but every female on earth wanted him, but no one was good enough for him until he met the female protagonist, which was average, not even pretty, but in some way the rich, alpha half god just immediately fell in love with her! Because she wasn't like the other girls! She was special!
    So he did everything to make her his!! In an aggressive, sexy, alpha way. 😂😂😂😂

    • @_StrayKidsForever_
      @_StrayKidsForever_ 25 дней назад +7

      He is a rich billionaire CEO vampire werewolf dragon mafia boss alpha male cold husband

    • @alyssum130
      @alyssum130 25 дней назад +4

      @@_StrayKidsForever_ 😂😂😂

    • @Shortestcoment
      @Shortestcoment День назад +1

      He kidnapped a random ass average looking girl

  • @edwardcrow6385
    @edwardcrow6385 2 месяца назад +17

    Bro there are so many women romance novels that are hornier than anything I’ve ever read a man write. That shit gets detailed and graphic the amount of NTR excused away as “well they were meant to be together anyway so it’s okay” mind boggling

    • @bigfrankfraser1391
      @bigfrankfraser1391 6 дней назад +1

      i once got asked to ghost write a novel about a SA victim who becomes addicted to the sensation of being SA and pays mens to do it to her, i turned it down because that is to far. also you would not believe the ammount of animal romance requests i get from female clients, so many women seem to fantasize about getting busy with dogs or horses, or this one women who really wanted a novel about a women in a relationship with a bengal tiger

  • @perpetual_sigh
    @perpetual_sigh Год назад +21002

    "And she boobily breasted down the stairs because she was a female woman girl."

  • @luner_eclipse_studios1719
    @luner_eclipse_studios1719 Год назад +8191

    "she was stick thin... Except her massive boobs that were 30 pounds each. She never wore makeup, because she was born with natural lash extensions, lipstick, eyeshadow and blush."

    • @thebluebutterfly1189
      @thebluebutterfly1189 Год назад +206

      it do be like that sometimes

    • @Lulu.13666
      @Lulu.13666 11 месяцев назад +58

      It do tho

    • @rose031
      @rose031 11 месяцев назад +19

      😂😂😂

    • @Jake-rs9nq
      @Jake-rs9nq 11 месяцев назад +20

      Those things aren't even attractive anyways 😂

    • @mommalion7028
      @mommalion7028 11 месяцев назад +28

      Fantasy tv shows also be like this lol 😂

  • @MyCoal_
    @MyCoal_ 10 дней назад +7

    That has to be trauma related

  • @cozmamosh3610
    @cozmamosh3610 2 месяца назад +149

    It's not a male author problem it is a bad writer problem. And by simply saying that it's a male writer thing not only excuses bad writing from other people that aren't man but also leaves the male author with the excuse of "Oh! It's just brightly colored haired feminists that will never live a happy life that hate my thing."

    • @itz_me13015
      @itz_me13015 Месяц назад +23

      agreed! however (in my experience at least) it is more common for male authors to do that to female characters, so thats probably why she did it from this point of view :)

    • @Xeno_Solarus
      @Xeno_Solarus Месяц назад +36

      ​@@itz_me13015 Have you ever read female author romance stories? Those books are plagues.

    • @itz_me13015
      @itz_me13015 Месяц назад +6

      @@Xeno_Solarus yes i have! There are 100% examples of this scenario in gender swapped situations, however it is more common for these to happen when a man is writing a female character.

    • @52andtuck
      @52andtuck Месяц назад +6

      Male author gets a barrage of hate comments on book that has female characters. Next book, doesn't have female characters. Reviews: ohh he doesn't put women in his stories. Screw him. Next book doesn't contain humans. Ohhh the tree had female characteristics and was unable to move or defend herse..GTFO

    • @doodleoffice221
      @doodleoffice221 Месяц назад +1

      chill, female authors get dogpilled everyday for this, if anything this is the first time I've seen any man being critiqued, I didn't even know they wrote crap like that it's just funny

  • @Panda2.000
    @Panda2.000 Год назад +1814

    “And she was young, at sixteen…” “what the fuck”

    • @allyson8948
      @allyson8948 Год назад +57

      👀
      FBI OPEN UP-

    • @delizaaurora
      @delizaaurora Год назад +3

      @@allyson8948 😭😭😭

    • @rowan404
      @rowan404 Год назад +4

      I would like this comment, but it has 666 likes.

    • @tforceraven
      @tforceraven Год назад +25

      Yeah I read a Dean Koontz book that was like that. The 16 year old "rubbed her wet breasts in the mirror". Needless to say, I got rid of the books.

    • @jaxsonmaben
      @jaxsonmaben Год назад +7

      @@tforceraven so now im going to cry myself to sleep every night from hearing that description

  • @orcusgrey
    @orcusgrey Год назад +1607

    "she was white, like the moon, no, whiter than the moon like really white, she's very submissive, and white."
    -A reiteration of something I read written by a male author

    • @arch3r_istired
      @arch3r_istired Год назад +78

      HELP WHAT 💀

    • @wiffywiffy7896
      @wiffywiffy7896 Год назад +290

      "Whiter than the moon and submissive"? bruh that ain't your girl, that's Golum

    • @LemonSooYoung
      @LemonSooYoung Год назад +56

      ​@@wiffywiffy7896I XANT BTEATHE-

    • @shairafaiza7261
      @shairafaiza7261 Год назад +28

      @@wiffywiffy7896STOPPPPPP I LOVE YOU 😂🥶

    • @CatKenny123
      @CatKenny123 Год назад +8

      @@wiffywiffy7896 LMAOO

  • @transgirltalks1140
    @transgirltalks1140 Месяц назад +74

    She should read how female authors write men in their "romance" books

    • @52andtuck
      @52andtuck Месяц назад +23

      Exactly. It's 50 50 bruh. Grass is just as dirty and brown and dead on the other side.

    • @Egonsraad
      @Egonsraad 11 дней назад +2

      Yeah this is projection

  • @thelegendarysupersaiyanbro6535
    @thelegendarysupersaiyanbro6535 3 месяца назад +83

    Female authors are crazier bruh. Ive seen the type of shit my girl reads

    • @Random.I_I
      @Random.I_I Месяц назад +23

      Colleen Hoover.

    • @logangrimes9921
      @logangrimes9921 Месяц назад

      I've read most of the comments in this comment section and finally someone says it. Ladies writers can be just about as unhinged and horny lol

    • @oaklane820
      @oaklane820 Месяц назад +25

      We don't except cooler hover as a writer 😭💀

    • @reprehensiblereptile1138
      @reprehensiblereptile1138 Месяц назад +7

      @@oaklane820 Is that even English? It reads like complete nonsense.

  • @urlocalrat420
    @urlocalrat420 Год назад +3893

    Page 14: [...] Paige is a happy girl........
    Page 23: [...] As her soft, round, perky bo--

    • @Thesilliestofthemall77
      @Thesilliestofthemall77 Год назад +697

      They always use perky tho 💀💀
      I SAW ONE DESCRIBE NIPS AS PEPPERONI.

    • @urlocalrat420
      @urlocalrat420 Год назад +267

      @@Thesilliestofthemall77 ain't no way 💀💀💀

    • @Thesilliestofthemall77
      @Thesilliestofthemall77 Год назад +290

      @@urlocalrat420 it was a minor too 💀

    • @urlocalrat420
      @urlocalrat420 Год назад +293

      @@Thesilliestofthemall77 ikr, like they always gotta be 14,15,16 😭

    • @juliabrown39
      @juliabrown39 Год назад +200

      what kinda books are you people reading??? reading these comments have me flabbergasted 💀💀💀

  • @the._.musical._.flute._
    @the._.musical._.flute._ Год назад +25644

    Male writers be like:
    She never wore makeup, but her eyelashes touched her eyebrows and her lips were red as a rose. Natural-not like other girls. Her cheeks were a perfect pinkish hue.

    • @flamingarbre1284
      @flamingarbre1284 Год назад +2046

      Lmao sooo painfully accurate. And don't forget the skin! Always smooth, soft, supple, flawless, described usually as some kind of food (why) 💀 and it's always men writing what they want to do to women. When they describe physical features in a weird way it's so obviously just a reflection of their fantasy. No wonder why we get creeped out.

    • @Un.knowns
      @Un.knowns Год назад +503

      See, this is insane!
      Look, I want to try and write fan fiction, and thankfully, anybody who would read it would know the general description of the characters. But I would try to describe it like this:
      She seemed extremely general, however, she did have white strands in her auburn hair. He couldn’t tell if they were natural or not, so he assumed the latter. She wasn’t wearing make-up, he assumes she hadn’t in a while, seeing how well her skin was kept. (Fun fact about make-up, it really does mess with your skin, it tends to make things like blackheads and pimples worse because it covers your pores) Her eyes were a nice and simple brown, but looking closer…specks of blue? Odd, but oddly alluring. He realized he’s been microanalyzing her for a few minutes now, and she was staring back in return
      So, whaddaya think? Again, I’ve never written a piece of fiction.

    • @rathost7996
      @rathost7996 Год назад +291

      ​​​@@Un.knowns This is pretty good! Unless you're making a comic, I'd put the skin color in there. For example let's just say whoever the girl you're describing is black.
      If you don't want to say straight up she's black then you could say:
      "Her skin is tanned"
      "her skin is dark in color"
      "Her skin is bronze"
      Etc. Just search up names for skin tones.
      For lighter tones: "Her skin is pale"
      Though, that is overused.
      "her skin is like the color of sand"
      "Her skin complexion is like porcelain"
      "Her ivory skin was rough"
      These are quite better, and don't make the character seem like a vampire.
      The last one throws in her skin color, but it also does a good job describing the skin texture. You can do that for every description of skin color.

    • @rathost7996
      @rathost7996 Год назад +204

      ​​@@Un.knowns And instead of saying- "She seemed extremely general," you could say, "She looked completely generic."
      Or
      "She looked extremely generic."

    • @Un.knowns
      @Un.knowns Год назад +98

      @@rathost7996 Thank you for the tips! I’m busy with school since it’s finals time, and I’m also busy during the summer, so I don’t know if I will get to it or not. Maybe I can work on the draft during musical rehearsal…
      In any case, I do really appreciate your help with descriptions, because I’m not the best at it, or any fiction pieces actually. I’m not great at writing in general

  • @tarragoni4161
    @tarragoni4161 19 дней назад +41

    i am in enemy territory

    • @zorkin2013
      @zorkin2013 14 дней назад +4

      Lol same. Turn the car around!

  • @PilloTheStar
    @PilloTheStar 8 дней назад +3

    Meanwhile, Dr Seuss:
    One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish

  • @TheGreatJeturk
    @TheGreatJeturk Год назад +2384

    “She breasted boobily to the stairs.”

    • @idk78244
      @idk78244 Год назад +33

      Lmfao yes

    • @diana-dm6uo
      @diana-dm6uo Год назад +65

      I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME DIE OF LAUGHTER 💀

    • @Veelasiren
      @Veelasiren Год назад

      And titted downstairs

    • @Neochiken1
      @Neochiken1 Год назад

      "And titted downward."

    • @Some_Gremlin_Named_Winter
      @Some_Gremlin_Named_Winter Год назад +37

      STOP I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THERES A TORNADO A CITY AWAY AND IM LAUGHING AT A BOOB JOKE 😭😭😭

  • @prorandocopier7945
    @prorandocopier7945 11 месяцев назад +6710

    the male version of this is
    "the balls testicularly drooped from the ballsack"

    • @joelman1989
      @joelman1989 10 месяцев назад +98

      😂 LOL

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O 9 месяцев назад +95

      That doesn't even make grammatical sense.

    • @facelessdrone
      @facelessdrone 9 месяцев назад +528

      @@PredatorH2O thats the point, babe... they are so focused on the WOMAN CHARACTER that they forget to write a character that is a woman

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O 9 месяцев назад +21

      @@facelessdrone Not really what I'm reffering to.

    • @nobodythenobody9779
      @nobodythenobody9779 9 месяцев назад +45

      Men write a book 📖
      Women - “and I took that personally 😤”

  • @cristianvogelfang5670
    @cristianvogelfang5670 19 дней назад +5

    Funny the womans in the witcher are deadly strong but "she" just focus on that part

  • @CallmehWaffle
    @CallmehWaffle 2 месяца назад +18

    Okay I’m a man and I’ve tried to write some fantasy stories and they don’t end up like this they just end up being about dragons 😅😂

    • @armina0033
      @armina0033 2 месяца назад +5

      Thank god😢 keep it like that pls

    • @CallmehWaffle
      @CallmehWaffle 2 месяца назад +2

      @@armina0033 lmao yeah WOF is my main inspo all the time so that’s probably why lol 😂

    • @Hershey1000
      @Hershey1000 Месяц назад +1

      @@CallmehWaffleWOF is the only book series I’ve actually gone out of my way to buy.

    • @Ultraconix
      @Ultraconix Месяц назад +1

      ​@@CallmehWaffle WOF is actually so damn good

    • @CallmehWaffle
      @CallmehWaffle 24 дня назад +1

      @@Hershey1000 actually same I have the whole damn collection

  • @spidey_things
    @spidey_things Год назад +2126

    "This sixteen year old girl got a boob job to better distract her targets and assassinate them"
    A real thing that happens in a fantasy novel written by a man 🙃

    • @spudsbuchlaw
      @spudsbuchlaw Год назад +37

      whats his name and what did he write?

    • @uwuuwu8486
      @uwuuwu8486 Год назад +68

      NOOOO i hate that this is a real thing 😭😭😭

    • @kanakatre5944
      @kanakatre5944 Год назад +73

      The book is called Nevernight

    • @jebkerman5422
      @jebkerman5422 Год назад +73

      Meanwhile made in abyss fans explaining why it is totaly normal for an 8 year old girl to have size D...

    • @sharalinn2639
      @sharalinn2639 Год назад +53

      _i hate the fact that I immediately knew which book you were talking about_

  • @exhaustedpunk1477
    @exhaustedpunk1477 Год назад +3124

    There was this book we had to read in school about a man (painted as a victim) who felt that his secretary was seducing him and leading him into sin and ruin, everything (and i mean EVERYTHING) she did was interpreted as her leading him on, and then he ended up going crazy and killing her when he decided to act upon her "seductions" only for her to "change her mind" and be horrified at the prospect cause she actually saw him like a father. We had to do an essay about it and literally every girl in the class did it about the male autor problem or the machismo in latin american literature and how women cannot exist in these works as normal people ever. I included in mine the insane amount of times her breasts were mentioned for no reason.

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 Год назад +293

      Alexa play Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame

    • @kiraneru-loliluxyt2912
      @kiraneru-loliluxyt2912 Год назад +50

      What was the name of the book?

    • @exhaustedpunk1477
      @exhaustedpunk1477 Год назад +202

      @@kiraneru-loliluxyt2912 sorry but its been like 5 years, I don't remember, it was something along the lines of "la muerte de..." (the death of...) and the name of the girl if I remember correctly, but i'm not sure if it has an english translation, it was from an Argentinian author

    • @angelaz8496
      @angelaz8496 Год назад +115

      could it be that the mentioning of boobs contributed to showing how the man hyper-focused on the wrong things and misinterpreted his secretary?

    • @exhaustedpunk1477
      @exhaustedpunk1477 Год назад +279

      @@angelaz8496 if that had been the point it would had still been horribly conveyed because the plot of the book was to excuse the main character's behavior and ultimately the murder he committed, it was supposed be an eye opening story of some kind.
      It wasn't the only book on that class (latin american literature) that I did a list of "unnecessary mention of boobs when describing women" on, it was a recurring thing in the books we read, and it took until the girls in our class started to groan out loud every few sentences for our teacher to take notice of this too because if you read enough books on the same vein it becomes the norm (hence why some of my classmates wrote their essays on the problems of machismo and misogyny for all of these authors).
      Also, I remember investigating the author and seeing him regurgitating incel talk points on his interviews and actually believing that female-tergeted homicides were not a real thing, saying that the men who committed them should not be judged as harshly as they were because how did we not know that they weren't the actual victims and werent just actually acting on self defense, and like, that was the plot of the book so... Very weird guy....

  • @SomeSadKnickFan
    @SomeSadKnickFan Месяц назад +7

    There’s nothing like that in that Witcher novel

  • @tommoore4272
    @tommoore4272 29 дней назад +12

    Female authors be like:as the disgusting vile for a male approached the princess, she felt true love for the first time. Like bro tf

  • @peachr384
    @peachr384 Год назад +29453

    Men write two types of women: damsel (with no agency and mommy milkers) or badass ( also with no agency and mommy milkers but this time with GUN) Edit: I come back to this a year later but honestly one of my favorite authors is male Neal Shusterman and the book is Unwind (whole series is so fun to read) ironically I don’t fully agree with myself anymore lmao

    • @audreydoyle5268
      @audreydoyle5268 Год назад

      And woman less desirable if she has titty bitties and thick thighs, resembling a pear. But she tries for male validation... To no avail.. so she's delegated as a minor character like a healer or -slave- servant

    • @Blind_Eye046
      @Blind_Eye046 Год назад

      THEY'VE GOT TITTIES AND A SICK AS HELL RAILGUN!

    • @Sommer00
      @Sommer00 Год назад +1531

      That's what i noticed, wether they portray women weak or strong she's still treated like a sex object. No difference.
      Especially the mommy stuff, sex object. No matter what role a woman plays or her position of power shes always a sex object in the end. Male sexuality by nature is selfish. Female orgasm or enjoyments is something they just don't view as important. Can't name any category where female orgasm is a point of arousal for males.

    • @poisonberry3885
      @poisonberry3885 Год назад +253

      The only difference is how they could kill you

    • @imsotiredofthiscrap2341
      @imsotiredofthiscrap2341 Год назад +134

      your pfp jump scared me for a sec cause i have the same one

  • @nethertaxi3719
    @nethertaxi3719 Год назад +8226

    male authors write like 13 y/o wattpad smut authors who have only ever interacted with one woman in their life

    • @lavenderskies11
      @lavenderskies11 Год назад +138

      IM WHEEZING

    • @puppydogs68
      @puppydogs68 Год назад +221

      My favorite book series is written by a guy and has a really good female protag, but then there’s the plan creepy ones…😭💀

    • @Arch-Vex
      @Arch-Vex Год назад +112

      And it was their mother 2 weeks after their birth (she left and never came back)

    • @matcha6710
      @matcha6710 Год назад +94

      Aren't the majority of Wattpad writers women between like 12-22

    • @illdecidelater630
      @illdecidelater630 Год назад +16

      If all ur looking for is cheesy romance then ya that's what ur gonna find buddy.

  • @Ruin_Walker
    @Ruin_Walker 2 месяца назад +38

    Best line I have ever seen "nipples as pink as a guinea pigs eye"
    Equally as funny, a women writing about a man "his heft, his twin cargo holds radiated heat like a hot steam engine." Hahaha choo choo
    Listen, I love nsfw in my stories, books, comics, manga... but that shit ain't even sexy.. I'm laughing my ass off. Oftentimes, the most basic descriptions are better than the weird and wacky ones that attempt to be sexy.

  • @user-ld7sr9tm4e
    @user-ld7sr9tm4e 3 месяца назад +9

    When an adult romance book sounds more alien than the "Aliens" movie:

    • @sunnytsuu
      @sunnytsuu Месяц назад

      ALIENS MENTIONED

  • @gerbilpanda1703
    @gerbilpanda1703 Год назад +3594

    These comments make me want to read a book where the main character is just so genuinely godawful at describing things that you're never quite sure what anyone actually looks like in the book. Like, canonically has that disorder where they can't recognize faces and is also colorblind and has never read a thesaurus.
    "Her skin is... Well it's skin for sure. She has a nice voice and I'm pretty sure she has both eyes."

    • @Potato-uh9gv
      @Potato-uh9gv 11 месяцев назад +655

      "The man was at least as tall as a bicycle. He had a haircut and wore an outfit that looked a lot like what he usually wore on similar occasions."

    • @KNDNumba4
      @KNDNumba4 11 месяцев назад +28

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @gerbilpanda1703
      @gerbilpanda1703 11 месяцев назад +400

      @@Potato-uh9gv "The lady had many qualities for which to recognize her from, like her hair, which was a length befitting a woman of her status, and her lips, which moved when she spoke."

    • @mellinne
      @mellinne 11 месяцев назад +34

      this is the best comment in here for sure

    • @aughtymaroon6463
      @aughtymaroon6463 11 месяцев назад +120

      As a person with the no recognize face disorder, someone having only one or no eyes altogether would definitely cause me to remember them, and still question I’d it’s the same person. Now if they just had regular ol eyes I wouldn’t remember shit 😂

  • @terryross3855
    @terryross3855 11 месяцев назад +2111

    ... try reading Chinese novels... "Jade skin, peerless silky white skin, heavens chime in tune with her steps , men cannot take away their eyes, gentle demeanor, yet imperial in presence"

    • @floproro4
      @floproro4 10 месяцев назад +325

      That’s better tbh

    • @KattensBegravelse
      @KattensBegravelse 10 месяцев назад +331

      at least it is not gross

    • @floproro4
      @floproro4 10 месяцев назад +62

      @@KattensBegravelse exactly

    • @gashousesgeekhouse2851
      @gashousesgeekhouse2851 10 месяцев назад +225

      That's pretty complimenting way to describe someone

    • @zodiac5403
      @zodiac5403 9 месяцев назад +146

      ​​@@gashousesgeekhouse2851mans describing the skin like he wants to wear it to a dinner party.

  • @nothingnewhere6551
    @nothingnewhere6551 Месяц назад +7

    Tell me you do not read that much without telling me you do not read that much.

  • @shodan2002
    @shodan2002 19 дней назад +19

    I’m just looking at the tennis ball 🎾 hair

  • @StrawberryxCoffee
    @StrawberryxCoffee Год назад +2781

    I'm a young author (male) I found this funny and so true or to those who lack self control. I'd have to say those kind of books are.....really something 💀

    • @CakeKitty135
      @CakeKitty135 Год назад +77

      PLEASE WRITE GOOD THINGS

    • @StrawberryxCoffee
      @StrawberryxCoffee Год назад +83

      @@CakeKitty135 haha don't worry I do. I write books that aren't like that

    • @CakeKitty135
      @CakeKitty135 Год назад +37

      @@StrawberryxCoffee Yay!!!!!!!! Do you write slowburn? I love that

    • @StrawberryxCoffee
      @StrawberryxCoffee Год назад +30

      @@CakeKitty135 define slow burn

    • @CakeKitty135
      @CakeKitty135 Год назад +32

      @@StrawberryxCoffee It's like romance, except it take nearly the entire book for them to fall in love and confess

  • @dino-mite2661
    @dino-mite2661 Год назад +10914

    Clearly none of the men in this comment section have read before

    • @funkyfrogbait
      @funkyfrogbait  Год назад +2478

      Ya I’m not trying to diss men just many prominent male authors that lack self control 😭

    • @dino-mite2661
      @dino-mite2661 Год назад +474

      @@funkyfrogbait I get it. I love your content btw.

    • @braylin5003
      @braylin5003 Год назад +97

      Ikr clearly that's how girls writers write characters if not read any Wattap story, 50 shades of Grey, twilight, the kissing booth ect

    • @Agoose1
      @Agoose1 Год назад +61

      I my self are a man and I work in a library and have read almost every single book in there. Before you judge people like that please think about what your saying.

    • @Reos-Domain
      @Reos-Domain Год назад +14

      ​@@funkyfrogbait fair

  • @Lexlovesart
    @Lexlovesart 3 месяца назад +31

    That is so true- what makes it worse that I once read a book like that, but it was written by a woman...

    • @Satanswarrior666
      @Satanswarrior666 2 месяца назад

      That is true. Women do it too. What we often forget is women can also be horny like men lol.

  • @NotMeeee457
    @NotMeeee457 Месяц назад +9

    didn't even have to start a video to realise that I hope you will fix your relationships with your parents❤

  • @Pupperino7
    @Pupperino7 Год назад +1457

    “Woman… weak,…. Man.. strong..”
    HAD ME CACKLING. WHY.

  • @Not_Me575
    @Not_Me575 8 месяцев назад +4021

    "As she sat down, I fantasized about being a chair"

    • @Oceanx_chan
      @Oceanx_chan 7 месяцев назад +1

      HBSFJWHXWXXUWUWUWUWDUWFYTFYDRWYWYW💀💀💀💀 WHAT

    • @BlueBino_
      @BlueBino_ 7 месяцев назад +73

      That is so true

    • @Not_Me575
      @Not_Me575 7 месяцев назад +17

      @@BlueBino_ lol

    • @RKSTUFF357
      @RKSTUFF357 7 месяцев назад +72

      No... if any human wrote that in a book, I want to die

    • @Oceanx_chan
      @Oceanx_chan 7 месяцев назад +26

      @@RKSTUFF357 I would've said "don't do that there's sm to live for!!♡" but same😔✊

  • @TheGymBroSkii
    @TheGymBroSkii 19 дней назад +6

    I feel like guys…don’t read romance novels though? I would guess the male to female ratios is like 1 to 10 or so.

  • @are_birds_real
    @are_birds_real 16 дней назад +3

    I can not decide whether this is hypocrisy or idiocy

  • @roftherealm3418
    @roftherealm3418 Год назад +5113

    I once edited a fantasy novel and got into a fight with the author because he had described a woman walking into a room *boobs first*. He had painstakingly detailed how her breasts were the first thing to enter a space. I told him it sounded utterly ridiculous, he wanted to keep it in for "fan service." Eventually I won him over by bringing a group of 5 of his female friends over and having them read the passage to get their genuine reactions, which mostly consisted of laughing out loud and asking him what was wrong with him.

    • @s.c.p-foundation6923
      @s.c.p-foundation6923 Год назад +51

      But it's fan service tho?

    • @roftherealm3418
      @roftherealm3418 Год назад +591

      @@novalopez3068 Haha if it was meant to be a funny story, I would absolutely keep it in. But the dude wanted the book to be taken seriously. You're totally right though, what posture would possibly achieve that, even if she does have large boobs?

    • @s.c.p-foundation6923
      @s.c.p-foundation6923 Год назад +243

      @@roftherealm3418 Oh damn the author wanted it to be a serious story? I definitely get why fan service wouldn't fly lmao

    • @nezukochan9524
      @nezukochan9524 Год назад +161

      ​@@roftherealm3418 I think that she would need to have some problems with her spine, like lordosis too deep for a human being and her arms and head pulled back in a dramatic manner. I will see it in my worst nightmares, a creature so inhumanly bizzare that the first distinguishable thing the mc notices are the BOBIES

    • @kas8ia
      @kas8ia Год назад +97

      ​@@s.c.p-foundation6923 Real fan service would be the guy getting scalped for having those thoughts 😂😂 now that would be fan servicing

  • @catblue4690
    @catblue4690 Год назад +2603

    “Women weak, men strong.” Killed me. I am writing from hell rn. Satan is so nice to lend me I’m his phone so I can comment.

    • @bepiqedvevacuru6196
      @bepiqedvevacuru6196 Год назад +30

      cat blue.

    • @salvation1863
      @salvation1863 Год назад +42

      Omg can you say hi to him for me we sort of met before going there for winter break 😍

    • @HerbertEnterprises
      @HerbertEnterprises Год назад +12

      Omg, Satan do you have your phone back? Hiii, its your queen Junko Enoshima! 😊 Dont expect me to see you, I _always come back_ .

    • @eloisespek28
      @eloisespek28 Год назад +4

      If you keep living this life you will actually go to hell and it isnt a joke you cant come out there. satan doesn't love you only God does but if you die and you have never turnd to Him, God will also hate you and say that He doenst know you.

    • @kingisaiah2934
      @kingisaiah2934 Год назад +3

      If it’s that serious then don’t read them sorry that male romance is well…. romantic and designed for men.

  • @chanzenemetonshriner4617
    @chanzenemetonshriner4617 День назад +1

    Oh pulease! The female authors stories sound like a BET Late at Night Hip-Hop music video or Brazzers💀

  • @HungoverInHighHeels
    @HungoverInHighHeels 17 дней назад +2

    Reading a book by a male author. Literally said he 'gets his big girls mixed up" while comparing her shape to a cold bottle of milk

  • @tazeywazey3624
    @tazeywazey3624 Год назад +860

    As a manga reader this is not just a novel issue 😂

    • @niehuaisangsknees
      @niehuaisangsknees Год назад +58

      except Isayama, the only thing that man writes is death and pain😂😂

    • @lineanoves6650
      @lineanoves6650 Год назад +7

      @@niehuaisangsknees guess that's why the civil war that happened after chapter 139 was worth it.

    • @yagurlains
      @yagurlains Год назад +15

      And then the girl is gonna be 16💀

    • @YOGI-kb9tg
      @YOGI-kb9tg Год назад +3

      Yes its as manga is a dime a dozen and isnt made by actual good writers with only 1 out of 100 are actually competent writers and are not just good artist who write cliche storys that follow every common trope to get your heart strings.

    • @YOGI-kb9tg
      @YOGI-kb9tg Год назад

      @spacediino I never put a skull

  • @roseykitty8748
    @roseykitty8748 Год назад +388

    "her boobs bounce in excitement" -author

    • @Maube
      @Maube Год назад +31

      you know my boobs sometimes bark at the door like a dog too sometimes, very hard issues 😢😢

    • @amberstrouse8558
      @amberstrouse8558 Год назад +10

      STOPPP 😭

    • @PeterorPetra
      @PeterorPetra Год назад +8

      Bro 💀 our boobs only "bounce in excitement" if we, ourselves, are fully bouncing. Or running, but both of those hurt like fu-

    • @OppositeWally
      @OppositeWally Год назад +1

      😂😂😂💀💀😭😭😭✋✋DUDE STOP STOP BRO!!!

  • @Mr.Star77
    @Mr.Star77 20 дней назад +4

    Many books are written by men and are good 😭😭😭 (GOOD OMENS for example)😭

  • @Da_Sturgeon
    @Da_Sturgeon 20 дней назад +16

    Promoting unhealthy stereotypes on both sides of the spectrum. Let’s goooooooooooooo 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @Da-arctic
      @Da-arctic 20 дней назад +9

      Average feminist ngl

    • @Da_Sturgeon
      @Da_Sturgeon 20 дней назад +10

      @@Da-arctic feminism isn’t an inherently bad thing, but when you let it evolve for too long, it just becomes dunking on men as a whole

    • @kaljerico7342
      @kaljerico7342 11 дней назад +4

      Exactly, I found this whole short to just be extremely sexist

    • @calebdune6949
      @calebdune6949 8 дней назад

      ​@@kaljerico7342 not just being sexist, but also a self report considering you only find this shit is god awful romance novels made for braindead losers like her

    • @bigfrankfraser1391
      @bigfrankfraser1391 6 дней назад

      @@Da_Sturgeon the girl in this short is your prototypical "modern" feminist
      this girl is the sort of feminist that has never worked or even struggled in her life, she probably lives using her parents for financial support, complains about things that have have zero impact on her life and thinks men fantasize about her
      by comparrison my mother was a feminist in the 70's, back when women actually had pretty much no rights, my mother was in prison numerous times for protesting inequalities in the workplace, and was disowned by her family for wanting equal pay
      my question is, when did feminism go from "equal rights" to "die men die" what went wrong?

  • @jacktaylor6253
    @jacktaylor6253 Год назад +670

    Character: "i'm not into intimacy"
    Author: "detailingly describes every pair of boobs that he sees"

    • @sbp4215
      @sbp4215 Год назад +16

      That's not intimacy that's male sexuality - about as far removed from intimacy as you can get.

    • @Bustermachine
      @Bustermachine Год назад +9

      @@sbp4215 Sexuality is like spice for intimacy. You can taste spice on its own, sure, but it's not as satisfying as when you mix it with something of substance.

    • @carlpanzram7081
      @carlpanzram7081 Год назад

      ​​@@sbp4215 you dont understand male sexuality, and that is fine, but don't pretend like you know, when it's so obvious that you dont have a clue.

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead Год назад +1

      @@sbp4215 sexuality and intimacy are extremely closely related

    • @SrTNick1
      @SrTNick1 Месяц назад

      Wtf are the books you're reading. I don't think I've ever read any fantasy fiction that just goes off about describing someone's boobs.

  • @Cardboard_Stitches
    @Cardboard_Stitches 4 месяца назад +5113

    "Her ovaries could sense the strong male presence in the room, her womb thumped"

    • @maggs-zo8um
      @maggs-zo8um 3 месяца назад +732

      “I hear your woomb beat to the beat of the drum” 🎼

    • @Tyree-to1yc
      @Tyree-to1yc 3 месяца назад +126

      ​@@maggs-zo8umLMAO😭😭💀

    • @mehersharma7123
      @mehersharma7123 2 месяца назад +125

      ​@@maggs-zo8um IM FCKING CRYING 😭

    • @wuzfang
      @wuzfang 2 месяца назад +95

      A/B/O fanfics be like:

    • @crescent_sun482
      @crescent_sun482 2 месяца назад +56

      is this a real sentence from a real book because istg

  • @Lvrk_.
    @Lvrk_. 20 дней назад +4

    I feel the soy coming from this video please shield me.

  • @siyanide8666
    @siyanide8666 11 месяцев назад +1965

    "Her nipples were wagging like a dog's tail"

    • @StormTE
      @StormTE 9 месяцев назад +113

      CACKLED AT THIS

    • @Mutanter14
      @Mutanter14 7 месяцев назад +71

      OMFG 😭😭😭🐶

    • @nemesis.5646
      @nemesis.5646 7 месяцев назад +67

      NOT THE NIPPLES

    • @mehersharma7123
      @mehersharma7123 7 месяцев назад +26

      HELP-

    • @cosplayprincess
      @cosplayprincess 6 месяцев назад +30

      The amount of times Ive heard nipples so abruptly in books😂😂😂

  • @treblegames84
    @treblegames84 Год назад +1729

    Meanwhile, girls: he growled, hissed, clenched, darkly, orbs

    • @treblegames84
      @treblegames84 11 месяцев назад +45

      @@madamabelladonna3704 but ORBS

    • @madcatter5293
      @madcatter5293 11 месяцев назад +207

      ​@@treblegames84Eyes. 😭 They're eyes and I hate it. I hate that description. 😭😭

    • @muffinmuffin8946
      @muffinmuffin8946 11 месяцев назад +96

      I read that as one sentence and i need to explode

    • @frosted_glaceon5513
      @frosted_glaceon5513 11 месяцев назад +85

      As a female writer I have indeed used all of these. 🤣 I just write mostly for stress relief tho.

    • @escapefr0mslender
      @escapefr0mslender 11 месяцев назад +9

      LNFAO YES

  • @69hehefunny
    @69hehefunny Месяц назад +13

    Kinda sexist considering female authors are usually the same. Twilight exists guys, and that’s just one of many. Don’t forget lord of the rings was written by a man too.

  • @HalideHelix
    @HalideHelix 5 дней назад +5

    Why is there a wad of radioactive moss on her head?

  • @mossycorpse
    @mossycorpse Год назад +483

    In highschool I had to read a short story by a male author, and he described the only female character in uncomfortable detail right before the protagonist committed manslaughter.

    • @va4275
      @va4275 Год назад +24

      Is it by any chance "the things they Carried"???

    • @sonofaspyder3000
      @sonofaspyder3000 Год назад +7

      Sounds like a James Bond film

    • @graceartsy4414
      @graceartsy4414 Год назад +9

      in my perception, it has always been coupled with violence of some sort which is kinda alarming ngl

    • @camden5325
      @camden5325 Год назад +3

      @@va4275Goodness that book, it made me so uncomfortable the way he was so transfixed on whether or not she was a virgin and his obsession with her when she clearly wasn’t interested.

  • @certifiedgoog
    @certifiedgoog Год назад +2824

    the men in this comment section are so hilariously upset lmfao

    • @ember9361
      @ember9361 Год назад +39

      it's always so funny

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 Год назад +25

      I find more guys saying it's BS.

    • @totallygarnular
      @totallygarnular Год назад +143

      Some men say all this stuff about woman, but the second a woman talks about something that mostly men do they throw a tantrum 💀
      Edit: I apologize if anyone felt generalized by my comment. That wasn't my intention at all. I edited it to fix this problem.

    • @ashleylongley1628
      @ashleylongley1628 Год назад +72

      ⁠@@totallygarnular Everyone says everything about everyone I wish we could all just get along.

    • @totallygarnular
      @totallygarnular Год назад +30

      @@ashleylongley1628 True, if the world just accepted everyone for their differences and preferences and didn't hurt anyone or anything in the process. The world would be 100x better than it is now.

  • @Joseph-ye9fn
    @Joseph-ye9fn Месяц назад +16

    I mean, female authors do the same thing. I don't know how many times I've read "something something something, I couldn't think straight, something something muscles"

    • @kohigoodmood4773
      @kohigoodmood4773 20 дней назад +4

      Hahah now that's straight up too true. I Think It goes both ways, even if you try to escape the cringe Will get to you

  • @SrTNick1
    @SrTNick1 Месяц назад +44

    Everything involved in this short is so toxic. Both sides, both interpretations, people being ironic or unironic. Just awful.

    • @chocolayerxamilk9382
      @chocolayerxamilk9382 Месяц назад +3

      Ong

    • @renmier3996
      @renmier3996 Месяц назад +5

      we're surely *evolving*

    • @calebdune6949
      @calebdune6949 8 дней назад

      Just take comfort in the fact that these freaks do not represent most people, at least I think. This is probably their way of coping with their lack of friends or a life

  • @Chalyse
    @Chalyse Год назад +1616

    All books: She wasn't like other girls. She was beautiful, quiet, smart, talented, and everybody hated her.

    • @snipermasksimp2023
      @snipermasksimp2023 8 месяцев назад +26

      Fr 😭😭

    • @MusicalsOnMyMind
      @MusicalsOnMyMind 8 месяцев назад +56

      So many books are like that! And admittedly I do notice a trend with guy characters written by wen sometimes.
      These books: he was very hot, tan, mysterious, she hate’s him be she also doesn’t

    • @Iisflammablewaterandioop
      @Iisflammablewaterandioop 7 месяцев назад +44

      "But one day, she let her hair down, and took off her glasses"

    • @CottonCandyTheWW2Geek
      @CottonCandyTheWW2Geek 7 месяцев назад +8

      And everyone hated her lol

    • @javierlopez9789
      @javierlopez9789 7 месяцев назад +7

      Thats literally every boring ass female oc that came after Bella but ok.

  • @pxx198
    @pxx198 7 месяцев назад +787

    “She was special,she had a condition that made her not have armpit hair”

    • @EverydayYounglife
      @EverydayYounglife 2 месяца назад +27

      I really needed to laugh today, thanks

    • @pxx198
      @pxx198 2 месяца назад +10

      @@EverydayYounglifeGlad it made you happier:>

    • @uaa2800
      @uaa2800 Месяц назад +10

      On a serious note i actually do have a condition that makes me not have hair in that area

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv Месяц назад +5

      I mean, not everyone does... 😅

    • @grigorismath3852
      @grigorismath3852 Месяц назад +8

      And she was ashamed of being a weirdo. She just wanted to be normal

  • @Pearg0ld
    @Pearg0ld 3 дня назад

    Xavier renegade reading a books sounds like the most hilarious and best time spent

  • @stevenpuckett5990
    @stevenpuckett5990 Месяц назад +29

    She needs to see how awful the fantasy books written by women are they are so much worse lmfao.

    • @Ribblesaurus
      @Ribblesaurus 23 дня назад +6

      Yeah I watched a video about booktok and the types of books some women read and it is disturbing. Whether they are written by a man or woman.

  • @Catstronautgirl
    @Catstronautgirl Год назад +475

    You can see the difference between a woman writing a submissive/dominant woman vs a man writing a submissive/dominant woman. It’s kinda funny.

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead Год назад +4

      what's the difference

    • @fidadefoe
      @fidadefoe Год назад +80

      ​@@tonyisnotdeadthose big, rosy, vanilla scented milkers. This is the difference.

    • @bryanfongo327
      @bryanfongo327 Год назад

      ​@@fidadefoeso just like any other woman described in a book

    • @TheIndigo1child
      @TheIndigo1child Год назад +20

      ​@tonyisnotdead the difference is an attractive and submissive female character written by a man = sexist. An attractive and submissive female character written by a woman = empowering because reasons.

    • @mittag983
      @mittag983 Год назад

      ​@@TheIndigo1childBecause her boobs boobily swayed to the soft enchanting music

  • @Cat_themed_wedding
    @Cat_themed_wedding Год назад +279

    "Woman weak, man strong" i legitimately laughed to tears 💀

  • @yehanfonseka6412
    @yehanfonseka6412 28 дней назад +3

    a lot of the most liked comments sound like someone depicting a hentai

  • @ItsaMeYourFriend
    @ItsaMeYourFriend День назад +3

    WHAT ABOUT RICK RIORDON! Percy Jackson author

  • @katlovegood4921
    @katlovegood4921 Год назад +748

    There was a book that described a woman peeing. She said shit like "I had to wait 20 seconds for the fluid to come out as it navigated the maze called my insides. Unlike men, whose liquid releases instantly, us women have to sit and wait and blah blah"

    • @FullMoonOctober
      @FullMoonOctober Год назад +398

      Sounds like the writer had some passive agressive thoughts about women taking too long in the bathroom.

    • @htxella
      @htxella Год назад

      Piss kink

    • @St0rmiiR0sii
      @St0rmiiR0sii Год назад

      wtf 💀 sounds like the author had like a pee kink or something gross

    • @wiffywiffy7896
      @wiffywiffy7896 Год назад +274

      *Tonight's Episode: THE AUTHORS BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH*

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 Год назад +103

      💀💀that’s vile omg

  • @MasterofGames-xw5br
    @MasterofGames-xw5br Год назад +553

    I almost choked once because I was reading a fanfic that seemed perfectly normal.
    *And then the female walked in.*

  • @kiannaalarid4597
    @kiannaalarid4597 Месяц назад +2

    💀💀💀💀
    I can’t with this cuz it’s so true 💀

  • @Agent-ym8ke
    @Agent-ym8ke 2 месяца назад +3

    “Then, then demon portal opened and killed both of them.”

  • @giboi03
    @giboi03 Год назад +402

    Admittedly, the example writing in this short is also applicable to teenage girl wattpad quality storytelling 😭

    • @painted_k9
      @painted_k9 Год назад +111

      True true, but we can give children a pass for being a bit cringy in their writing. Most of them are just having fun and aren't trying to sell anything.
      Adult men and women writing books for sale deserve a bit more criticism from their readership as their writing is supposed to be more nuanced and mature.

    • @siredionysus
      @siredionysus Год назад +30

      Says more about the quality of the 'professional' writers' books than the teens on wattpad who probably don't know any better

    • @cherilynsarts8845
      @cherilynsarts8845 Год назад +9

      It's different because children and adults are different lol

    • @TheGlitchingFox
      @TheGlitchingFox Год назад +2

      I'm glad I don't write like that, mainly because most of my maincharacters are men

    • @yallehemee460
      @yallehemee460 Год назад +1

      can we pin this comment pls? Ut’s up
      in here spittin FACTS! 🔥👍😎

  • @AisaWilliam
    @AisaWilliam Год назад +583

    “‘Welcome back Mr. Quail,’ she fluttered, her melon shaped breasts bobbing with agitation.” - Philip K. Dick

    • @user-bj7em4fv1p
      @user-bj7em4fv1p Год назад +57

      Is this a real passage???

    • @IGotNoJam
      @IGotNoJam Год назад +55

      Bruh what 😂 this can't be real.. Please tell me it's not real 😮

    • @Alleyoop1-7Fanfiction
      @Alleyoop1-7Fanfiction Год назад +78

      Ah yes, my breasts also bob as soon as I am agitated. 😂😂😂 this can’t be real, omg, please.

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling Год назад +28

      I am imagining them shaped like a futuro melon: long, pointy, and with ridges, sticking straight out like a low-poly model.

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 Год назад

      Boobs defy gravity once again

  • @gnevgospodni
    @gnevgospodni 3 месяца назад +23

    I swear if she was a boy talking anout female authors the comment section would be a warzone

    • @H.Ahmed0
      @H.Ahmed0 2 месяца назад +4

      Nope. It still would be funny and no one would really get offended because we know its true

    • @n0_l1fe_k1ng
      @n0_l1fe_k1ng Месяц назад +9

      ​@@H.Ahmed0yeah, sure buddy 😂😂😂

    • @somelonelyguy000
      @somelonelyguy000 17 дней назад +1

      Agreed

  • @micahelzower
    @micahelzower 55 минут назад

    "Your 'friend' did you find her?" ... "Yes, i found her."

  • @pastor_pug
    @pastor_pug Год назад +945

    As a man looking back on it. I can't remember a book written by a man with a girl that didn't have their personality absorbed by there milkers. (Except Terry Pratchett, RIP best writer to ever put pen to paper)

    • @denagabbitas5127
      @denagabbitas5127 Год назад +18

      Rip my dad red me those books the Tiffany achings first since I was 6 lol rip best authet

    • @InkFiCTi
      @InkFiCTi Год назад +52

      Ya literally the only one I have read that didn't do this was middle grade and it was percy jackson soooo... that tells you something

    • @ihavenoidea2805
      @ihavenoidea2805 Год назад +30

      ​@@InkFiCTi the percy jackson author is great💕

    • @possiblyhumanbeing4496
      @possiblyhumanbeing4496 Год назад +13

      Yeah Terry Pratchett was an amazing author.

    • @gnyng88
      @gnyng88 Год назад +20

      Milan Kundera writes great women, Hermann Hesse has just a few but most are intelligent strong women, same with Oscar Wilde... I don't think Edgar Allan Poe has any lascivious description of any of his women... Also I can think of a few Hispanic authors with good women, Luis Spota, Torcuato Luca de Tena, Mario Benedetti...
      That's just from the top of my mind

  • @ysucae
    @ysucae Год назад +611

    at this point i just hope they're of legal age

    • @KasperHatesLife
      @KasperHatesLife Год назад +175

      The bar so low we trip on it

    • @phoney2627
      @phoney2627 Год назад +98

      ​@@KasperHatesLife No I think the bar is even lower than that, people are tripping over it in hell.

    • @ihavenoidea2805
      @ihavenoidea2805 Год назад +43

      they probably aren't💀

    • @wolvie1618
      @wolvie1618 Год назад

      Looking at you, Stephen King, ya nasty 🤮

    • @cindy3933
      @cindy3933 Год назад +13

      Don't worry, Geralt does sleep with a seventeen year old at some point!

  • @Stickiestboi
    @Stickiestboi 6 дней назад +3

    And then there’s the gay fanfics that women can’t stop writing for some reason.

  • @52andtuck
    @52andtuck Месяц назад +10

    If you dont like the book, stop reading it. I dont like country music, i dont buy music made by country artists and then complain about how country the country music is. Buy only books written by women. So u can read about their perfect complexion and flawless skills and how she can take care of herself and doesnt need a man. Read those books.

    • @Vekutolay
      @Vekutolay 20 дней назад

      Ok breast bobbing boobily enthusiast

    • @somelonelyguy000
      @somelonelyguy000 17 дней назад +1

      Actual gigachad opinion

  • @MissMatched
    @MissMatched 8 месяцев назад +887

    Female authors be doing the same thing I cannot escape the horniness with either of them ill just hide in my juvenile fiction corner where it’s safe

    • @Pea_Pod_
      @Pea_Pod_ 5 месяцев назад +57

      Unless the author makes the female like the man and the man like a cinnamon roll

    • @efflorescentcrystal
      @efflorescentcrystal 3 месяца назад +69

      This comment and the reply literally describes majority of the booktok book recommendations and their "dArK rOmAnCe" books like 💀
      Edit: grammar

    • @CentristGirl
      @CentristGirl 2 месяца назад

      Fr!

    • @xilj4002
      @xilj4002 2 месяца назад

      ​@@efflorescentcrystal Dark romance is a touch horror and a touch kink, with some gothic inspiration, it is what it is, but are we just ignoring someone compared horny writing to "heavily breasted boobily as her ovaries overwrote her feeble female mind"?

    • @djokealtena2538
      @djokealtena2538 2 месяца назад +23

      I'll stick to Tolkien...