I went to a new barbershop today and since they didn’t know me they called me blue 😂 cus I was wearing a blue jacket. “Aye blue, my man down there gonna hook you up”. Instantly reminded me of futurama
-Crazy -Funny -Obsessed with knives -Commiting crimes just for fun -Chaotic, without endgame goal or long term plan. -Constantly "killed off" just to return few episodes later. Roberto is basically Robo-Joker
Imagine seeing a character like this and saying "I don't get it"... If you don't find it funny, then you obviously do get what the joke is or...you're an idiot.
“I was designed by a team of Engineers intended to build an insane robot. But, it seems they FAILED!” So, was Roberto Async’s first project before they went on to dimensional slicing?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I envy the man who got to voice Roberto. He must have had so much fun with his lines!
David Herman
Michael... Bolton!
David McDonald
Ronald McDonald
Ha HA!
"Nice to meet you."
"Come out with your hands up!"
"HOSTAGES!!!"
Every time
That sh*t gets me everytime!😂😂😂😂
I always loved when he referred to Fry as Red
“Stand back, I need to practice my stabbing!
HAAAAAA! HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
I went to a new barbershop today and since they didn’t know me they called me blue 😂 cus I was wearing a blue jacket. “Aye blue, my man down there gonna hook you up”. Instantly reminded me of futurama
@@leociresi4292 what's the matter? you scared?!
@@jackraider1039 “Noticably?”
Jeez Red! Quit cowering. You call yourself a robot?
HAAHAA! HAA! 🔪
"you ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard, ha harrr rrr rrr" bloody brilliant, one of my favourite side characters
-Crazy
-Funny
-Obsessed with knives
-Commiting crimes just for fun
-Chaotic, without endgame goal or long term plan.
-Constantly "killed off" just to return few episodes later.
Roberto is basically Robo-Joker
I thought you were going to say British
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
@@Purplesun_average british person
HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA
"Im just not user friendly"
Same
I was shipped with a friend blocker. #lonely
"Just because I got a hotel in my foot doesn't make me a boogily moogily moogily!"
This is kind of guy that makes you question "Why is he still alive?"
Well he did die, then Hermes intervertently resurrected him 😂 the real question is are they going to bring him back for the new episodes? 🤔
you mean "how" lol
I'd like to like this comment, but it's already on 56.
Futurama was ahead of their time they knew new york will be in a time where they release their criminals back to the streets like nowadays
@@hippi51 It's not even about releasing them back, they killed Roberto a couple of times and he still comes back like someone rebuilds him.
"Nice to meet you ... hostages" 😂😂😂 this line kills me every time
I like how he's constantly doing a very subtle Bee Gee's impression just with his stabbing grunts.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Not stayin' alive, not stayin' alive!
the way he screams when he stabs its what does it for me lol
HahHAAA
Gimme your wallet!
Yeah those vocalizations are excellent; “HAA HA-HAAAA”
Same here.. Lol
😂😂😂
“What the… you’re not made of Tuesday” 😂
BOOGAMOOGAMOOGALY
"Geez i saw lines move faster in a sperm bank"
That was a great one Roberto!
🤣🤣
“Aw that first time was just to case the joint & rob it a little“ smartest heist puller ever 💪🏾😂
Takes out a knife to carve a wood shiv for protection …classic Bender 🙄🤣
I was gonna say has stick and knife to make shiv but no gun
“That’s why your going straight to the electromagnetic chair.”
“And then…I’mma stab it. HA HA!”
😂😂😂😂😂
"Say what? Dude's crazy" lol
“Hey Red!”
"I'm not crazy! Don't call me crazy! I'm just not user friendly" .
I hope that flying avacado stopped laughing at King Roberto.
To quote Moon Tobin: "Avocados don't have faces."
Petition to get Roberto as the next killer in Dead by Daylight.
Better him than the other phsyvo
Roberto for Smash Bros Ultimate!
@@leociresi4292 what the matter red
.. ya scared!!!!???
@@Jagger-Tyr_13 Bender:”Hey! Keep it down in there! I’m tuning up my banjo!”🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎶🤣
Zoidberg is so me, "Hooray, I'm helping!" 😂 When he's being held hostage.
I used to always get Roberto and Clamps mixed up. They're both so violent I feel like they'd get along if didn't try to kill each other.
Clamps is sorta sane
Hey Bender you ever kill somebody with a sock 😂😂😂
Roberto is the master of the mood whiplash. "HOSTAGES!"
I absolutely agree with the #1. Also, I thought I would see Roberto be dismantled by the two electromagnets and say "it's driving m sane!"
I always remember that mad killer robot Roberto. He usually cracks me up by yelling while attempting to attack anyone with his knife.
"I'm just not user friendly". Lol.
The way he said and I quote, 'Say what?? Dude's crazy' 🤣🤣
"Ain't nothin crazy about me but my brain!" 😂😂😂
3:18 "and an unmarked sandwich" haha
“And every five minutes I don’t get it, someone’s gonna get stabbed in the ayyyyyaaassss!”
@@leociresi4292 he's bluffing
@@HSamee (Stab)
@@jackraider1039 ouch, He's not bluffing!!!!
fun fact Roberto was dubbed by 4 people for the entire series in the Czech version
The fact that he and Wernstrom share the same voice actor
WERNSTROM.
@@ximbabwe0228 The very same
@@Kaiten92 Wernstrom!
BRO NO WAY
"Ain't you ever heard of no Geneva Convention??" 🤣🤣🤣
“What is that?! Mustard gas?!”
Yay, somebody who knows editing, doesn't try to cram 4 episodes into one video, and doesn't do a bad title based on the thumbnail.
Roberto needs to be a character in Payday 2. He robs the same place over and over and I like his style.
"Whats the matta?....YOU SCARED!"
"Nah-nah-nah....."
@@mindriot91_96 Noticeably? I'd say.
My boss’ name is Roberto so I always think of this Roberto 🤣
This robot so crasy he can smell
“You callin me Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa zy! Ain’t nothin crazy sep my brain!
Right, brain? Riiiight. I said left, right brain!”
Joey Mousepad was able to smell as well
The single line quotes Roberto says and his expressions to things are comedy gold 😂
Man has the energy of a borderlands psycho and I love it 😂
Roberto and Clamps are top tier!
Police: Come out with your hands up
Roberto: HOSTAGES 💀💀😭😭
3:42 My inner thoughts when I'm out in a public place and someone looks at me
Tell them it’s rude to stare them ask who raised them
It's Roberto! "Now stand back I gotta practice my stabbing!"
Wassamatter YA SCARED??!
"Nnnnoooo"...
"NOTICEABLY?!?"
Classic Roberto.
“Stop cowering! You call yourself a robot?”
Awesome compilation! You got all my favorite lines from Roberto
He may be a criminal
but not a warcriminal
"What is that mustard Gas!?. That ain't legal. Haven't Heard of Geneva convention." Ahhh
4:11
"you callin' me CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ZAY? ain't nothin' crazy 'bout me but mah brain"
I like it when he goes *"HA HA!"*
1:31 You fool! The Geneva Convention was signed by *humans* and therefore only applies to them!
you know who else signed the geneva convention
Fry is a battle droid
That would suit him well
1:04 it’s encouraging that someone with autism can give such a great line delivery.
If Roberto is the failure, I'd hate to the success.
I want a helicopter and an unmarked sandwich and a new face with a hugh grant look!
Stab in the azzzz lol
the female fry behind roberto in the first clip got me giggling
Stop laughing at me flying avocado
M. Jackson would be proud for his " Ha haa"
“Hi Red”
Unfortunately for Roberto Zoidberg's people aren't a party to the Geneva Convention.
4:23 I swear that laugh is a sound from some video game.
I'm really interested the other constitutional amendments now.
Roberto with a bayonet is actually terrifying
“56ish.”
Now that's all I can think about you no good 56er 😂🤣😂
@@Respect2theFallen Aaaaaa!
Lol, he screams like Barry Gibbs whenever doing his stabbing swings…
HOSTAGES!
Zoidberg:”Hooray! I’m helping!”
5:05 I'm embarrassed to say, I only got it once the clip was over and I thought I missed the joke.
Wait Bender, I need a disguise.
He really scared me as a kid
And he stil does 😱
5:26 I love this
1:27 - 1:36 As a Brit with a few million subs pointed out: Geneva Suggestion.
Geneva Convention Bans the use of Mustard Gas. Don't YeH KnOw.
I love king roberto
Benders making a shank with a knife
I guess robots can’t squat and cough so they can sneak it in jail and the nuthouse
You know what's so funny about Roberto,
He almost sounds like Michael Jackson.
“56? 56!?” 😂
1:27 when that one kid who never showers or uses deodorant raises his hand to ask a question ends up gassing out the classroom
3:24 So random and hilarious 😂
wow. that was fricken crazy
One thing I want to know who would win a fight clamps or Roberto
Boogley Moogleyah!
Anger management class!
Fry is a battledroid,
That actually makes sence
"Fifty six?! FIFTY SIX?!?!"
I say crazy just like Roberto and no one ever gets it
5:06 i find these types of jokes the best, in my opinion
dude i will never forgive that on Spanish version they change his name to pinzas ( tweezers in spanish)
good thing he crafted a shiv
1:28 How exactly did Roberto have that reaction if he doesn't have a nose? 🤔
Imagine seeing a character like this and saying "I don't get it"...
If you don't find it funny, then you obviously do get what the joke is or...you're an idiot.
I don’t get it?
I literally farted when bender squeal
Ha ha ha ha ah ahhaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Roberto has no friends only hostages
Fortnite should add him to the game.😂
he isn't crazy, he's just not user friendly
His mother welded him to the wall
“I was designed by a team of Engineers intended to build an insane robot. But, it seems they FAILED!”
So, was Roberto Async’s first project before they went on to dimensional slicing?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
56 now that's all I can think about
What its like to live in London..............
he’s so funny
What is that mustard gas 😂
Ah, the 67th amendment…
Gets the knife in the criminal psychiatric ward somehow
Zoidberg's crimes against humanity😅😅
My name is Roberto and I find that offensive...