Futurama - 31 Random Jokes to get You through July

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @nikbol43below
    @nikbol43below 2 года назад +2457

    It's amazing how a joke as incredible as "You're twice the *the* he ever was" precedes one of the most emotional moments in the entire series.

    • @ulfrick11
      @ulfrick11 2 года назад +123

      The Late Phillip J Fry is right up there with Jurassic Bark as a masterpiece.

    • @nikbol43below
      @nikbol43below 2 года назад +56

      @@ulfrick11 I prefer The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings, but I'm not going to begrudge anyone their choice of what are three very good episodes.

    • @starpie4352
      @starpie4352 2 года назад +35

      @@nikbol43below It's ok. My favorite episodes are "The Luck of The Fryish" (the one you mentioned) And "The Sting," But I won't argue about your own opinion. Those were good ones too.

    • @Jacksonrox13
      @Jacksonrox13 Год назад +3

      @@starpie4352 "The Sting" is epic, but the best episode will forever be "Amazonian Women In The Mood". Also, "Parasites Lost" is another great one too.

    • @starpie4352
      @starpie4352 Год назад +4

      @@Jacksonrox13 "Amazonian Woman In The Mood" will always be the best episode ever.

  • @killbotunit4345
    @killbotunit4345 2 года назад +835

    "I assume Amy is the father?" Zoidberg's ignorance towards human anatomy also makes a nice reference to another episode. Lol

    • @bryanincommiefornia5629
      @bryanincommiefornia5629 2 года назад +48

      "What seems to be the problem?"
      "My pipe hurts."
      "That is normal. Next!"

    • @coleozaeta6344
      @coleozaeta6344 2 года назад +21

      It’s even better that Zoidberg is a doctor for humans, not Decapodians. I forget what episode he says it

    • @JohnDoe-lj1pw
      @JohnDoe-lj1pw 2 года назад +32

      @@coleozaeta6344 what’s more funny is he’s actually a decent doctor… just not for humans

    • @JAY-gl5xd
      @JAY-gl5xd 2 года назад +12

      Oddly enough she did help Kiff get pregnant.

    • @stephen4036
      @stephen4036 Год назад

      Try telling that to a liberal who think men can have babies and woman can father babies lol... sad world

  • @Xenronnify
    @Xenronnify 2 года назад +1031

    John DiMaggio telling himself to shut the hell up will always make me smile

    • @santisis
      @santisis Год назад +43

      My favorite joke on the voice actors is when they find the Bender's double that its called Billie West and think that that's a fake name because no one could be called like that.

    • @JimJam8008
      @JimJam8008 Год назад +6

      He probably did that cause he probably hated doing that show (adventure time) it was an awful show

    • @trentboatner1845
      @trentboatner1845 Год назад +3

      ​@@santisis yeah I loved it when Fry said it was stupid 😅

    • @bobherobrine3415
      @bobherobrine3415 Год назад +23

      ​@@JimJam8008you're insane

    • @Nikkibuh
      @Nikkibuh Год назад +13

      @@JimJam8008 He didn't really like it at first, but he warmed up to it. He described Jake's voice as 'Giving his natural voice a warm hug'.

  • @BrimBlam
    @BrimBlam 2 года назад +4204

    God I still have vivid memories of how mad the adventure time reference made people back in the day

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад +503

      It does seem out of character for Jake to ask what time it is. He only did that once when he was late for an appointment.
      So it's not so much a reference as deliberately insulting without provocation.
      When Deadpool shot Ryan Reynolds we all knew why. Here, I don't see the point.

    • @redk1ng75
      @redk1ng75 2 года назад +1617

      @@davidwuhrer6704 Because DiMaggio voices both characters, so it's an in-joke?

    • @a_literalrat1096
      @a_literalrat1096 2 года назад +875

      @@davidwuhrer6704 he asked that bc its like the main catchphrase of the show. Also the voice actor for jake is the same as benders

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад +41

      @@redk1ng75 I guess that makes sense.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад +89

      @@a_literalrat1096 It's not a catchphrase in the show at all. It's not in the show at all.

  • @galaxyofreesesking2124
    @galaxyofreesesking2124 2 года назад +888

    It's insane that they've managed to tell incredibly predictable jokes in an unpredictably funny way.

    • @christianheichel
      @christianheichel Год назад

      It's a robosexual thing

    • @gilbertfry5539
      @gilbertfry5539 Год назад +20

      The Groening touch my friend. When we die, He's going to be standing next to Saint peter and while our souls are judged an unexpectedly hilarious animation of our life will flash before our eyes.

    • @Blitzstone
      @Blitzstone Год назад

      ​@@gilbertfry5539😊😊😊😊 4:32 😊 4:32 to get rid I hope I don't 🎉get 😊

  • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
    @ilovefunnyamv2nd 2 года назад +360

    that "beep" always cracks me up. its fry's brain thinking "giving up humanity is worth getting kissed again"

  • @anxiousmasochist3423
    @anxiousmasochist3423 2 года назад +424

    "He's not like zoidberg, he's my friend" gets me everytime 🤣

  • @theduke7539
    @theduke7539 2 года назад +1082

    "you cant bend a wooden door?!"
    "I know that and you know that, but this door looks pretty stupid"

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад +70

      And then he bends the door, proving his ability to do so.

    • @dememeitized8048
      @dememeitized8048 2 года назад +20

      Tht was pretty stupid, so were the laws of matter

    • @WackoMcGoose
      @WackoMcGoose 2 года назад +18

      I mean, even back in the pilot Bender was bending things he was never programmed to...

    • @kregy7509
      @kregy7509 2 года назад +6

      the joke is not that he is not programmed, but that you can't bend wood.​@@WackoMcGoose

    • @EllRiver
      @EllRiver 2 года назад +31

      @@davidwuhrer6704 Nah, it proves that the door was just stupid.

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Год назад +115

    5:43 "But what about your other coworkers? Did either of you ever stop to think about Dr. Zoidberg's feelings?"
    "No, I swear!"
    😂

    • @nicomom9534
      @nicomom9534 Год назад +7

      It's extra funny because Santa had zoidberg on his nice list

  • @Remoniq
    @Remoniq 2 года назад +255

    9:09 love how Zoidberg just accept Amy's comment as fact.

  • @mrbrianandrewsmith
    @mrbrianandrewsmith 2 года назад +146

    "Santa's got something special in his bag for you..."
    Fry's look of childish expectancy was platinum.

  • @ixiiniick
    @ixiiniick 2 года назад +403

    When life brings you down, this always seems to cheer me up

    • @soundwave429
      @soundwave429 2 года назад

      What do you do when life brings YOU down?

    • @Skungenify
      @Skungenify 2 года назад +4

      @@soundwave429 it means he draws happiness from your misfortunes

    • @some-replies
      @some-replies 5 месяцев назад

      That's why I can never stop watching

  • @Majima_Nowhere
    @Majima_Nowhere Год назад +57

    I love how Zoidberg is simultaneously depressed about his status in the crew but also totally accepting of it.

  • @blackhalo117
    @blackhalo117 Год назад +85

    If anyone was curious about the adoption note, it translates to "Your parents love you very much". Futurama had a couple alien character sets they came up with.

  • @DeclanLang11
    @DeclanLang11 Год назад +16

    1:46 I love that Bender and Jake share a voice actor but they elected not to use his voice for Jake in this scene

  • @frogmouth2
    @frogmouth2 Год назад +17

    “Twice the the he ever was”
    Surprisingly clever play on words.

  • @raphaeldagamer
    @raphaeldagamer 9 месяцев назад +20

    Now I will randomly shout "STOP LAUGHIN' AT ME, FLYIN' AVOCADO!" at some point.

  • @chriswelcome8102
    @chriswelcome8102 2 года назад +186

    "Did either of you ever stop to think about Dr Zoidbergs feelings?"
    "NO! I swear!"
    XD

    • @Jaserocks2
      @Jaserocks2 2 года назад +4

      I lose it every time. 🤣

    • @wkxeov6128
      @wkxeov6128 Год назад +6

      the only character to care about zoidberg lmao

  • @PhantoMace2012
    @PhantoMace2012 2 года назад +56

    9:03 Zoidberg is my all-time favorite. I love his self-degrading lines the most.

  • @music-channel69
    @music-channel69 2 года назад +94

    "The governor said 'I'm sending more trains'."

    • @skatepirate97
      @skatepirate97 Год назад +1

      i laughed for lime 5 minutes when i first saw that episode

  • @slimeinabox
    @slimeinabox 2 года назад +441

    1:27 this has to be my favorite joke ever in the show.

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 2 года назад

      I can't believe that dumbass door fell for such an obvious scam

    • @jukes4499
      @jukes4499 2 года назад +31

      That's something I loved uniquely about Futurama. They bended continuity for comedy

    • @CMF412
      @CMF412 2 года назад +5

      I wonder if that was a Dr who reference

    • @androzani
      @androzani 2 года назад +1

      @@CMF412 I hope it was.

    • @benjaminkingsley-jones7832
      @benjaminkingsley-jones7832 2 года назад

      It reminds me a lot of Terry Pratchett humour

  • @sanddagger36
    @sanddagger36 2 года назад +1033

    8:34 I love how nonchalant Bender is about the Robot Devil being in the refrigerator
    Also, why does Bender need a towel? What does he need from the refrigerator? How did he have the hiccups?

    • @crypto1223
      @crypto1223 2 года назад +80

      Needs a towel to make sure he doesn’t rust when we comes out of the shower. The fridge is where the beer is. Robots get hiccups too.

    • @bobbobberson5371
      @bobbobberson5371 2 года назад +56

      Bender having the most relatable human experiences is the most underrated part of the show imo. Like his search for free will and desire to have a lasting legacy, such a genius and ironic quirk of him

    • @a_literalrat1096
      @a_literalrat1096 2 года назад +14

      @@bobbobberson5371 literally bender is an iconic character for a reason 😭

    • @Retro_Red
      @Retro_Red 2 года назад +4

      Towel to keep dry, fridge for cold beer and cocktail ingredients, the hiccups aren't clear.

    • @Retro_Red
      @Retro_Red 2 года назад +3

      I also realized he is an aspiring chef.

  • @Meme_Lord1802
    @Meme_Lord1802 2 года назад +121

    "what time is it?"
    "time for you to shut up!"

  • @peyotecowboy3199
    @peyotecowboy3199 2 года назад +81

    I love how they still have flip phones in the year 3000 something.

    • @strawberrypink.
      @strawberrypink. 2 года назад +8

      I mean even now we're reverting back to flip phones, they just look different.

    • @shoverload5135
      @shoverload5135 2 года назад +18

      Because flip phones are the peak of human technology and we all know it

  • @StevieObieYT
    @StevieObieYT 2 года назад +94

    03:57 Leela: "You have a night job??"
    Fry: "Yep! It's exhausting! But I need the extra money to buy coffee so that I can stay awake for my night job." 💀

  • @Sabis2365
    @Sabis2365 Год назад +11

    "What time is it?"
    "It's time for you to shut up!"

  • @danielhanlon8438
    @danielhanlon8438 Год назад +9

    "Did either of you stop to think about dr zoidbergs feelings?"
    "NO I SWEAR"
    i lvoe that one

  • @TheChaosEmperorDrago
    @TheChaosEmperorDrago 2 года назад +83

    Man, that wooden door really was stupid.

  • @Spindash54
    @Spindash54 2 года назад +72

    This always brings me joy monthly. Thank you.

  • @TotallyNotASpy
    @TotallyNotASpy 2 года назад +212

    These ones are wonderful to watch to get a good start for each month, keep em coming :D

  • @jordanpruitt3500
    @jordanpruitt3500 2 года назад +19

    I don’t know how many times I’ve re-watched the entire series

    • @pianoman7753
      @pianoman7753 2 года назад +3

      I feel like I owe matt groening at this point, and plus...
      Id rather have a few dvd's of the entire series and have every episode available forever for a few bucks to a fantastic creator, in this digital age where you dont know when availability of content will end based on who paid who what where and how.

  • @saprogeist31
    @saprogeist31 2 года назад +31

    1:26 this scene feels so much like a D&D session

  • @willhull1735
    @willhull1735 2 года назад +27

    Actually she wasn't my girlfriend she just lived next door and never closed her curtains 😅🤣🤣 I love you futurama never change.

  • @richardcochrane1966
    @richardcochrane1966 2 года назад +42

    "I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can!"
    "You're going to do his laundry?"

  • @klobiforpresident2254
    @klobiforpresident2254 2 года назад +45

    Ah, thank you for uploading these. They really do help sometimes.

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Год назад +11

    0:40 This exchange has stuck with me for years 😂

  • @Duval-In-The-Wall
    @Duval-In-The-Wall 2 года назад +24

    The Robot Devil twirling his own tail is such a mood

  • @craigory8123
    @craigory8123 2 года назад +12

    1:46 seriously couldnt think of a better voice in tv history

  • @MacTac141
    @MacTac141 2 года назад +60

    “You’re going to do his laundry?”
    Omg that joke is lowkey but it absolutely SLAPS🤣 Damn I love this show

  • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
    @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 2 года назад +16

    "Hello little man I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!" 😂

  • @dillongeorge5866
    @dillongeorge5866 Год назад +5

    “Did either of you stop to think about Dr. Zoidberg’s feelings?”
    Fry: “NO! I SWEAR!”
    Why is that so accurate? 😂😂

  • @lesewing
    @lesewing Год назад +4

    "Did either of you ever stop to think of Doctor Zoidberg's feelings?" Later... "A pogo stick!"

  • @jacobcox4565
    @jacobcox4565 2 года назад +37

    7:24 Always gets a laugh out of me.

  • @crazyman18james
    @crazyman18james 2 года назад +13

    This was an amazing 31 jokes of futurama for the month of july. Hilarious cutaways great job. Haha! !

  • @iseriver3982
    @iseriver3982 2 года назад +214

    'the only lies you should believe, are the ones in the bible!'

  • @citipati_osmolskae3735
    @citipati_osmolskae3735 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Don't ask me, you're the one who's gonna be dying." kills me

  • @MrS373N
    @MrS373N 2 года назад +47

    4:09 Is a classic!! 😂

  • @okjeffy6581
    @okjeffy6581 2 года назад +25

    The Adventure Time was hilarious

  • @onemorescout
    @onemorescout 2 года назад +128

    9:39 me every morning I wake up

    • @ericsilver9401
      @ericsilver9401 2 года назад +6

      You make out with a robot?/you make out with a Martian Rancher?

    • @anonphil
      @anonphil Год назад +6

      @@ericsilver9401 he's upset he's not dead

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 Год назад +1

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @jasonbigdog1000
    @jasonbigdog1000 2 года назад +5

    These transitions are amazing

  • @adamschapiro1549
    @adamschapiro1549 2 года назад +16

    4:05. It makes sense if you don't think about it.

  • @FridayNightStreamz
    @FridayNightStreamz 2 года назад +33

    1:46 Jake looks so accurate

  • @kaitotatsuya
    @kaitotatsuya 2 года назад +5

    You stole my kidney!
    Don't try to change the subject.

  • @johnh9367
    @johnh9367 2 года назад +4

    "Mr. Peppy's not like Zoidberg, he's my friend!"

  • @wastedpotato4555
    @wastedpotato4555 2 года назад +8

    I'm going to remind fry of his humanity the way only a woman can....
    You're going to do his laundry? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @beluga_1776
    @beluga_1776 2 года назад +16

    you have been my favorite youtube channel for the last 3 months btw, love watching these lol

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion Год назад +2

    Oh Roberto is my favourite character of Futurama and that quote is my absolute favourite

  • @riverrat5865
    @riverrat5865 2 года назад +2

    These honestly do make my month better

  • @MrJ158n
    @MrJ158n 2 года назад +17

    The hatred for Zoidberg is the funniest running gag in the series imo

  • @bungerroyale112
    @bungerroyale112 Год назад +4

    4:13 one of my favourite jokes in any show. Period

  • @Kirkaman_hex
    @Kirkaman_hex 2 года назад +12

    2:04 damn that's a nice transition

  • @SamanthaKautz
    @SamanthaKautz 11 месяцев назад

    I appreciate your dedication to your craft! 🙌

  • @DJB0X3R
    @DJB0X3R 2 года назад +28

    @1:27: The crossover we never asked for but needed.

    • @changsiah2
      @changsiah2 2 года назад +1

      I thought it was fine

    • @ddb3934
      @ddb3934 2 года назад +1

      @@changsiah2 I really don't understand it considering the times they aired

    • @Pskinn
      @Pskinn 2 года назад +1

      @@ddb3934 it’s the same voice actor for Bender and Jake the Dog

    • @ddb3934
      @ddb3934 2 года назад

      @@Pskinn I know I'm saying the crossover doesn't make sense because of the times the shows came out

    • @diekedrake
      @diekedrake 2 года назад +1

      @@ddb3934 True. Probably the reason for the crossover is that jake and bender are the same voice actor. Like Skinner said.

  • @atake9798
    @atake9798 2 года назад +14

    8:24
    Stop laughing at me flying 🥑
    🤣

  • @brandonloaiza8595
    @brandonloaiza8595 2 года назад +6

    The letter that looks like a man with a hat, that's a T it goes Tuhh is the best exchange ever

  • @bigflexonthebeat3022
    @bigflexonthebeat3022 2 года назад +8

    9:24 that’s what Jackie Robinson said right before he retired. 😂😂😂

  • @KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain
    @KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain 2 года назад +6

    Related to #7 " do I preach to you when you're stoned in the gutter??? No!"

  • @MiotaLee
    @MiotaLee Год назад +2

    I'm waiting for one of these compilations to include:
    "My God, we have robots in the ceiling!"
    "Oh, the corner!"
    "TOW missile"
    Or
    "If anyone needs me I'll be in my angry dome"

  • @gamejunkie4035
    @gamejunkie4035 2 года назад +3

    Damn, I love Futurama so much.

  • @katietaylor8314
    @katietaylor8314 2 года назад +4

    2:02 I still sometimes say "oh yeah, that's the good stuff" after taking a drink of something.

  • @Sly88Frye
    @Sly88Frye 2 года назад +1

    Love these Futurama clips!

  • @therealog4297
    @therealog4297 2 года назад +2

    Leela:im gonna remind fry of his humanity the way a woman can
    Farnsworth:ur gonna do his laundry
    Amy:*Slap*

  • @zackmnr19
    @zackmnr19 2 года назад +2

    thank you for curating these...

  • @angelicdemonfigz
    @angelicdemonfigz 2 года назад +2

    "Hello little man... I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

  • @misterwolf3817
    @misterwolf3817 2 года назад +37

    Now I wonder if in 7th season Omicron somehow resolved its 1000 light years issue for the TV or they just... continued... to watch the 2010-s series?

  • @john_blues
    @john_blues 2 года назад +16

    Stop laughing at me flying avocado! 😂🤣

  • @Jaachi_Aaron-CJ041
    @Jaachi_Aaron-CJ041 Год назад +1

    Just wait til I watch Futurama before July 24th and Right now I’m still on time. 😏

  • @lauranolastnamegiven3385
    @lauranolastnamegiven3385 2 года назад +18

    1:04 - the moment I fell in love with Futurama, that joke right there, I knew this was a show for me :)

    • @Sn0c
      @Sn0c 2 года назад +3

      Bang... Zoom... Straight to the moon...

    • @AndDiracisHisProphet
      @AndDiracisHisProphet 2 года назад +1

      The "Beating his wife" one?

    • @lauranolastnamegiven3385
      @lauranolastnamegiven3385 2 года назад

      @@AndDiracisHisProphet yup, it was like they'd read my mind, I'd always thought that, from when I first saw a clip of it (looking at it through 1980s & 1990s lenses, when beating your wife wasn't as socially acceptable, or acceptable as a 'joke' anymore) - and when I heard Fry say that, I knew this was a show for me...I had already thought I'd like it, I had watched from the first episode, but that was when I knew I'd be a big fan of it...and I am :)

    • @AndDiracisHisProphet
      @AndDiracisHisProphet 2 года назад +4

      @@lauranolastnamegiven3385 Ah, so Fry disapproving beating the wife made you a fan? :)

  • @minecraftandfishing9129
    @minecraftandfishing9129 Месяц назад +1

    I’m watching this in November

  • @torakunoichi
    @torakunoichi Год назад +2

    PREPARE FOR PLEASANTRIES is now what I’m gonna scream at people when I meet them now

  • @BenStenson
    @BenStenson Год назад +1

    Your going to do his laundry 😂😂😂😂

  • @mr.animemystery60
    @mr.animemystery60 2 года назад +8

    Thanks for making these ❤️

  • @mr.saturn
    @mr.saturn 2 года назад +12

    1:57
    Number 7: The first joke I ever saw in the series that made me die of laughter. Don't get me wrong, there are more that I loved, but that was the first episode I ever saw and it's still one of my favorites to this day.
    Edit: Ok, I don't remember the Comedy Central episodes that well, but I WISH I had remembered that last joke. It'll live rent-free in my mind until the day I die.

  • @chandale4651
    @chandale4651 2 года назад +7

    "You stole my kidney" 😂😂

  • @maxzytaruk8558
    @maxzytaruk8558 Год назад

    This brings me back so many memories

  • @Ayeloo
    @Ayeloo 2 года назад +3

    "You're twice the the he ever was" has two thes lol

  • @jamesdewees8703
    @jamesdewees8703 2 года назад +2

    I just now noticed in the poppler clip there’s a picture of fry and Nibbler in the background and I’ve seen the show at least 10 times through.

  • @oolooo
    @oolooo 6 месяцев назад +2

    6:13 George Carlin's "comedy" be like:

  • @dendenp9
    @dendenp9 2 года назад +28

    You're twice the "the" he ever was

  • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
    @Mecharnie_Dobbs 2 года назад +8

    2:52 He ships them. Almost nobody else does.

  • @Sn0c
    @Sn0c 2 года назад +18

    I'm just glad I didn't live to see this day...wait a second.......NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • @LasagnaReaper
    @LasagnaReaper 2 года назад +2

    "Stop laughing at me flying avocado!"

  • @skeletalmixer1019
    @skeletalmixer1019 2 года назад +6

    When professor talks about how omicron receives things from 1000 years later, I wonder if fry would feel at home there, should he survive

  • @dendenp9
    @dendenp9 2 года назад +16

    A train got crashed in New Jersey. Wanna see?

  • @valentino8848
    @valentino8848 2 года назад +3

    6:11 the duality of bender

  • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
    @YOUR_NARRATOR975 Месяц назад

    "actually she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains" is probably the craziest sentence I've heard from this show

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Год назад +4

    1:35 Okay I never knew there was an episode where Leela is a tentacle lady and now I need to find it and watch it.

  • @jeb791
    @jeb791 Год назад +3

    5:30 is probably the funniest Zap line

  • @LJW1912
    @LJW1912 2 года назад +27

    Tentacle Leela got me feeling some odd things

    • @althelor
      @althelor 2 года назад +3

      Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @daswasich1147
      @daswasich1147 2 года назад

      it always starts so innocently

  • @eduardosanchez7850
    @eduardosanchez7850 2 года назад +5

    Adventure time 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥