Futurama - 31 Random Jokes to get You through August

[@pembertr0n]

Zoidberg’s participation in his own abuse always gets me. “Screwed again, my friend.”

[@crazylegs1823]

But you still have Zoidberg... Everyone still has ZoidBerg!!!

[@AJ84291]

@@crazylegs1823 ohh.. every one? are you sure

[@optyprompty1032]

I swear, zoidberg better still be in a happy relationship in the new season, he deserves atleast one season of happiness.

[@traveljoe7220]

I read this at the same time as it was playing

[@messedupmayhem]

Lol that was a solid 1 2

[@seanmcdermott716]

Fun fact. The old man at 2:05 waiting on his birth cert reappears at the front of the queue in the Inspector 5 episode from one of the latest seasons. He asks for a death cert and then drops dead. Now that's dedication to a gag 😂🤣

[@filipharvancik7052]

"What's the mission?"
"Collecting honey. Ordinary honey."
"That doesn't sound so dangerous."
"THIS IS NO ORDINARY HONEY!"

[@renranger2135]

There’s enough material to make a compilation of the professor being controversial

[@OverWims]

The transitions with the 1s and 0s, the bending, the baby/kid, the parrot, the pool, the poor people, the scanner, the naked bodies and the TV/monitor are so nice.

[@alistercaddy1208]

Hell yeah, dude.

[@Spittin_Sax]

I didn't catch the baby one lololol

[@imdylllan]

the TV/monitor one was so fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@muffetmissulena6540]

Glad someone else noticed.

[@joseybryant7577]

"That damn time machine set me back fifteen years." Is such a great joke, even without Zoidberg

[@oohdannyboy]

I listened to that multiple times and I swear he's saying 'sent me back 15 years' instead of set me back.

[@Yewtewba]

@@oohdannyboy given it didn't work, I doubt it

[@stackflow343]

"maybe you should use it to go back and not waste your time on it" lol

[@Farthernort]

​@@stackflow343 if only it worked, which was the best part... you ruined the joke.

[@GRasputin91]

"I've only a few years to live, I dont want to spend them dead!"
I just love Farnsworth

[@elduquecaradura1468]

Now I have a new "epic" imposing phrase to make myself big in fron of other people xD

[@CallMeMimi27]

"We are pushing as hard as we can!"
"OH "PUSHING"!"
this made me laugh more than it should

[@nickschulte3915]

The guillotine joke kills me every time

[@deaneatsgreens]

It can only kill you once tho

[@derpy2688]

Really chops your head doesn't it?

[@aland7236]

The word comes from a dead language that no one understands.

[@kylehumbert5735]

It got Marie Antoinette as well

[@johnny__topside]

By far my favorite joke in the series

[@jorgelaborde376]

"things don't exist simply because you want them to exist, thus says the allmighty creature in the sky" xD, love these compilations

[@ronocerusw2640]

"In this moment I am euphoric"

[@robertbeisert3315]

That's the one joke I didn't care for in that whole episode.
Creationists wouldn't call God a "creature", because that means "created being." It's just bad logology.

[@STho205]

666
Hail Science !

[@ChristianSandviknes]

@@robertbeisert3315 They wouldn't call it that - but it still underscores the point, if anything the fact that there's a seperation between god and everything else just makes the point more valid.

[@madnightguard6296]

@@ronocerusw2640 -Consoomer

[@Violet-fj3lr]

Fry trying to beat Zoidberg to death with his cut-off arm sends me into hysterics every time. The line delivery is perfection.

[@philliplewis1586]

"YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU! YOU BASTARD!" Possibly my favorite in a very, very long list of fantastic quotes in this show.

[@elflingskittensaunders6934]

I know, right? One of my favorite moments in television 😆

[@bluegrip3007]

It’s funny cause billy west voices both of em

[@fonzze4243]

You guys noticed how he tied up the little sleeve quick asf with one hand

[@DrexYiii]

7:23 was such a smooth transition let's just appreciate the curator of this

[@thesuperginge1348]

same with Zoidberg saying "your own pool!" and then getting out of a pool being rich!

[@callum98]

5:36 "sir, its not necessary or wise to be naked..."
*ANGRY OLD MAN NOISES*
"you sound just like my tennis instructor"😡

[@samalvey8168]

"Go to hell, Heather!"

[@newguy371]

Fun fact: someone won a chance to play tennis with Patrick Macnee who was also a nudist. He was the narrator on the original Battlestar Galactica.

[@robillustrations]

I can't wait to be that old and say those kinds of senile phrases

[@newguy371]

@alexwells1593 What I said wasn't referenced in Futurama; it was just a fun fact. In fact, I'm pretty sure what I referenced happened long after that episode aired.

[@Mugruncher]

“You sound just like my tennis instructor” is hilarious and I will always laugh at it

[@Doctortots]

I completely forgot about 3:08, but that delivery is hilarious.

[@pob_42]

It's so good. Zoidberg *knows* he annoys the hell out of Hermes.

[@yadagunther]

i don't remember this one at all what episode was it?

[@TechySeven]

@@yadagunther 3 months later, and you probably found out already, but for anyone else curious:
It's "T.: The Terrestrial", the 130th episode (in total), and the 16th episode of Season 7.
In which Lrrr tries to help his son be more manly by having him invade & conquer Earth for one of his boyscout-esque merit badges.

[@inconspicuouscupofblood7730]

I quote "Screwed again my friend"
Quite a lot

[@BoopinSnakeBandito]

6:17 always killed me. Fry's miraculous one armed leap back onto his feet, coupled with the stance and execution of the arm boomerang technique, I love it!

[@darthuchiha1418]

Fry attacking Zoidberg with his cut off arm and threatening to kill him never fails to make me explode laughing

[@hellfighter496]

well that's on Zoidberg for cutting it off while Fry was giving a speech

[@PhantoMace2012]

Collecting honey. Ordinary honey.
That doesn’t sound so dangerous…
THIS IS NO ORDINARY HONEY!

[@SurBENTLEY]

2:58 "Screwed again my friend" WHY IS THIS THE BEST JOKE I RARLY SEE, like I've seen probably 5 hours of clips, and that just is such a refreshing cherry on top!! I laughed so hard, I had to replay it LMAO

[@theears995]

The number that Bender sees in the mirror at 0:32 is 666 in decimal (or 0x29A in hexadecimal, or 1,232 in Octal) 😂
The number that he sees at 0:27 is 357 in decimal (0x165 in hex, 545 in octal).

[@swishfish8858]

When I first saw this episode, I was just learning binary and couldn't quite translate it. Now that I'm more adept, I was excited to translate it for myself!

[@dasbutte6254]

Thanks for not making me look that up. I haven't had to read binary in a decade.

[@robertbeisert3315]

I didn't even think of numbers! I thought it was some kind of bad ASCII, since "REDRUM" is in text.
Now I must burn my engineering diploma in penance.

[@swishfish8858]

@@robertbeisert3315 Don't worry, it probably wasn't doing you any favors anyway. America!

[@83julio15]

Thanks men

[@AJD...]

"stupid bird. I know where you live ✊✊✊" is such an underrated line!

[@jkayrichardson3366]

Welcome to August everyone, another 31 days to go till September

[@Sn0c]

Welcome to the world of tomorrow!

[@pderham26]

You could watch the whole show between now and then

[@MageisHero]

wake me up once that one ends

[@AngelaLacroix]

Welcome :)

[@speedytort7384]

Man my life has become boring

[@loneturtle8925]

3:08 man I love this scene. Severely underrated

[@Purpylon]

The 1s and 0s in the mirror, when reflected, is 666 in binary, which is a number associated with the devil. Also it's a reference to The Shining, where "Redrum" turned into "Murder".
Of course, the episode title The Honking is also a reference to The Shining.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Strictly speaking, it is the number of the beast in John's apocalypse. The beast has lots of curious properties and features, and is a politician. The text itself doesn't say anything about the devil, the beast being the devil is a loose interpretation. Other interpretations read it as the Antichrist (curiously the text also doesn't say anything about a christ, or the Christ, either), which some believe to be the son of Satan (who also doesn't feature explicitly in the text itself), who may or may not be the devil. Religious mythology makes DC comics seem coherent by comparison.

[@alexmartinez5859]

Isn’t “The Honking” actually in reference to “The Howling?”

[@Damix212]

Oh yeah - its finally August
I love getting this videos once a month. They always bright up my day.

[@maxmach4361]

Weird, they should bright up your month.

[@khakiichunk]

@@maxmach4361 do one a day?

[@maxmach4361]

@@khakiichunk Preposterous!

[@JONNYWM]

7:42. Wornstrom showing us all how we dressed for Zoom meetings.

[@themeanlesbeann]

"Things don't exist simply because you believe in them. Thus sayeth the almighty creature in the sky!"
It's so good 🤣🤣

[@priss4]

*Fry in line at the Central Bureaucracy*
"Aww man, how long is this gonna take??"
Old man "I'M STILL WAITING ON MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE!"

[@colingreene3033]

"Why bother remembering anything,you're just going to forget it five seconds later"

[@anonygent]

I don't remember that.

[@colingreene3033]

@@anonygent me neither

[@bmstylee]

@@colingreene3033 wait. What was I supposed to remember?

[@Virtualweakness]

"You sound just like my tennis instructor" I love that joke.

[@Soxruleyanksdrool]

That Lottery joke still gets me laughing. I remember when it first aired, and I wondered how many people got the "ones and zeros" part.

[@thomasb4422]

I don't get it. What's funny about a lottery, ones and zeros?

[@desbugfan8429]

@@thomasb4422 too easy, and they're robots.

[@htt_pslovelygirl]

@@thomasb4422 it's 666

[@gameguild2396]

@@thomasb4422 it translates as a language known as binary. It's the fundamental building blocks of data, so robots with all their knowledge which are essentially ones and zeroes would be able to understand it.

[@daniellee4003]

​@@Noxti It is 666.
You're right that it's not the character "6" three times,
but this isn't a string representation: it's just the actual number 666.
1010011010 in base 2 is 666 in base 10.
This doesn't fit in a byte because it's 10 bits, but it would fit in, say an int16 where you'd show it as 0000001010011010 .
(also, if anyone cares: before mirroring it's 357 in decimal)

[@mojo_joju]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate just how smooth the transitions are between takes?

[@47eoghan47]

?

[@NightShade1218]

Leela saying "Tonka-tough" fills me with joy.

[@bmstylee]

As a kid who played with real Tonka trucks I support this comment.

[@thechickenisnotamused8663]

"All I ever wanted was for people to remember my name....
It's Bender."

[@over9000713]

6:35 Alright that's about enough to get me through August just by itself holy crap almost died laughing
All: "yay you did it Fry!"
Fry: "Did what?"

[@iraqifoodcart8447]

"we're pushing as hard as we can!"
"Ooh, PUSHing"
*YEET*

[@terrenusvitae]

These are always good, but this was a particularly good one.

[@Chief_Mojo]

you know, for a silly little clip combination, they've been lovingly crafted and arranged for easy watching. whoever's behind this, you're showing signs of a great movie editor (at least).
most may miss it on quick views but this one in particular was actually thought about and deliberately crafted. i noticed. i hope more people noticed and didn't say anything. but i noticed.

[@timstoddard3707]

3:06 This is what I love about characters who are punching bags, when they find someway to get back at their friends and family.

[@Kensridinforflipnow]

There were some very clever ways that some of the scenes were tied together. Very clever editing.

[@DodderingOldMan]

For some reason when Bender's arms fell off at 1:12 was possibly the hardest I ever laughed at Futurama. Not exactly a complex joke, but the timing was immaculate.

[@lazthegreat10]

This gets me through the first day of August

[@andrewsercer9538]

Yep, definitely not a whole month ... probably (if I'm just being honest) not even a whole day really ...
But I'm not going to complain ...

[@Jenisonc]

"Scewed again, my friend." ☠️

[@daswasich1147]

5:19 love the transition ^^
edit:
7:19 too, amazing work, mate

[@Abdega]

Good job on the transitions
7:23 was probably my favorite

[@GMMReviews]

1:15 Aw you left out my favourite part! After Bender's arms fall off, it cuts to a close up of Bender's left arm, which he uses to put his right arm back on, then he uses his right arm, to put his left arm back on, to which Fry responds *"I don't know how you did that."*

[@jukes4499]

These videos are the only way I know time is passing

[@TomFynn]

"I have only a few years to live. I don't wanna spend them dead."
The same applies to everyone.

[@Qsie]

"Screwed again, my friend!" THAT FACE

[@aleksmarinic5748]

0:24 1010011010 in binary is 666 in decimal numbers

[@starpiegacha9807]

And 666 is a number meaning Beast/Demon

[@comradebigio]

This comment should be pinned

[@renranger2135]

I love that many of these clips seem to have thematic segues between each other

[@Jaachi_Aaron-CJ041]

The jokes is on August and I can feel the taste of my own medicine by watching Futurama within my grasp. 🤤

[@rigel1088]

these cuts are all incredibly clever, very well done

[@MacTac141]

IT’S FINALLY HERE! Oh thank god, I can start my month off well

[@gaiusleviathan8110]

The running gag of the professor actually being a satanist is one of my favorite gags
He revived calculon via technosatanic ritual
“God! Buddha! Satan! You owe me one!”
I think there’s a second quote where he invokes Satan
The lawyer he hires (the one who is Hutch Waterfall’s grandfather) dying wish is to be buried in accordance to satanic rites

[@TechySeven]

Plus, don't forget he was a roomate?... errr... old friends?!... orr Arch-Rivals uhhh... some form of relation with, with Pazuzu. And while Pazuzu isn't necessarily 'satanic' in most any literal sense, and possibly even arguable that he represents anti-satanic notions, still, as a figure he was a Mesopotamian Demon (so him being of "Pagan" Beliefs, and being a Demon himself, sure fits the general Christian stereotype of "Satanic").

[@typacsk]

Excellent transition at 5:23 XD
And at 0:21 and 2:47, now that I'm watching this again

[@NBDYSPCL]

In all my 28 years. I've only ever seen it cut off after 'hes beginning to smell a lot like xmas of you know what i mean' i never knew they showed you the dead grandpa.

[@setcheck67]

The dead, still rocking, grandpa.

[@raptorjc1791]

7:01 I almost spat out my coffee

[@Maethendias]

these cuts are getting smoother and smoother

[@voltzlad6448]

Can people please see the humour in bender slapping fry? That’s a metal hand, that would probably rip is jaw clean off but it makes a skin on skin slapping sound which just cracks me up

[@RedHeadForester]

There's some really smooth transitions in this compilation. Nicely done! I appreciate the attention to detail and extra effort.

[@allister-malister9179]

These cuts are amazing!

[@ianl.7545]

For the curious, 1010011010:
The binary code reflected in the mirror (itself a parody of the "Redrum/Murder" scene in The Shining (1980)) reads 1010011010, that is, "666" in binary code.

[@Voice121]

This transitions are incredible, good job!

[@ravensquote7206]

(0:26) That's an ASCII lowercase U for those curious. The reversed image in the mirror is *actually* gibberish, as no ASCII format bytes start with a 1.

[@user-zl6ps4rp9g]

8:36 Well he did say "Help Satan! You owe me!"

[@castiolare]

How is it that I remember every single scene perfectly.

[@SXR123_YT]

I don't know why but the TV joke killed me

[@mildlyderanged]

Love the continuity error at 1:10 Bender removes the bars, then when it zooms onto his face the bars are back, only to be in his hands again when the shot goes back to him and Fry.

[@Stqlth]

saw this as well!

[@jaeded2391]

Never noticed before, but there's an animation error at 1:10. The bars have mysteriously returned to the window, only to vanish again in the next shot.

[@andreaaurigemma2782]

A wizard did it

[@piercetheheavens719]

@@andreaaurigemma2782 Sure, blame the wizards.

[@bmstylee]

@@andreaaurigemma2782 thank you Homer.

[@mayyatiaung3066]

At 6:10 Fry was armed.... 😀😀.

[@erinasnow]

On the one hand, he was 'armless, on the other, he was armed, twice!

[@rjpittman4510]

These are the best things about the turn of the month. I look forward to them

[@novo995]

8:26 omg that transition was the best one. Literally just like the that one first season episode.

[@jeffwolcott7815]

7:15 ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

[@ShadowBeetle]

4:00 i didnt expect this at all

[@Thepiller]

Thinking about it. I'm impressed Fry knew Hermes was a mammal.

[@ThePsych123]

Not really, he also once thought he was a potato man

[@Rytonic69]

These cuts are fantastic

[@Loki1191]

Only two universes exist. One with hats and one without hats and they mirror each other perfectly.

[@yourmomsdildodrawer]

LoL @3:30 "if only it worked, you could go back in time and not waste your time on it"...I love whoever writes this stuff.

[@angelicdemonfigz]

The transitions in this are just chef's kiss. 👌

[@maromalul9134]

And I'll go with- **Looks at Zoidberg**
Screwed again my friend.

[@Lando_Calzonian_MK8]

That transition from 27 to 28 was _clean_

[@davideberhardt6150]

Oldschool Futurama was very very funny. The latest iteration didn't do much for me, sadly ... but the first 4* seasons? One of the funniest animated shows ever made.
Neat editing btw!
*especially season 4! It had Jurassic Bark, The Farnsworth Parabox, The Why of Fry, and The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings.

[@thesmudgerofsodor]

7:23 ARE WE ALL JUST GONNA IGNORE THAT KICK ASS TRANSITION!?!?!?!?!?!

[@fenrirsrage4609]

That Bender Slap and the hilarious noise Fry made is great

[@BreakReality]

Fun Fact: The binary bender sees in the mirror translates to 666 in decimal format.

[@percivalgrailknight9493]

This is like baby boomers watching reruns of Leave it to beaver to pine for a time long gone.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Not really. These clips are funny.

[@parabeetlex523]

3:07 - You'd think that with how into the bureaucratic process he is, that he would have thought ahead when he decided teams. Unless he did and his relationship with Zoidberg is similar to that between Amy and Leela, but I doubt it.

[@dzdz7818]

good, now I can get through August

[@christianbarrett3040]

The Nixon speech was so on point, and Fry's response was perfect

[@pootisengage6672]

Yup. Classic gringo dumb mentality

[@samalvey8168]

2:14 "Oh great, someone had a baby."

[@kristianbritton5435]

Number 27 cracks me up no matter how many times I see it

[@salt-emoji]

Your videos do help.

[@andrewsercer9538]

For one day at least...

[@WhyNot-yy5wz]

7:23 nice transition

[@billybobthorten5603]

Ill show yee(music intensifies)

[@newguy371]

Robots don't say ye!

[@bmstylee]

That's a plus sign.

[@flamingeagle8673]

I come back to these every month for the smooth transitions, Thanks for the vids my guy 👌

[@humboldtshark1]

Confirmed. This did, in fact, get me through August.

[@mohamedali-qx2gc]

Fantastic job on this one.

[@ihavenoclevername8300]

3:08 me every time someone picked me last in dodgeball

[@riverrat5865]

you are an amazing spirit, please keep up the amazing work