Futurama - 30 Random Jokes to get You through June

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @lern2reed
    @lern2reed 2 года назад +2223

    Leela telling Bender that she likes him and specifically what she likes about him is oddly one of my favorite moments from the show. It’s just so wholesome.

    • @MrGrappl
      @MrGrappl 2 года назад +71

      I just realized it’s the same exact joke with Moe and Lisa in the simpsons

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 2 года назад +59

      ​@@MrGrappl Mmmmm same set up different punchline. Simpsons punchline is Moe saying "Oh... well then i like you too" I like to think Moe just walks around hating everyone based on the assumption that everyone hates Him already. MOE MOE MOE! HOW DO YA LIKE ME HOW DO YA LIKE ME? XD

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer 2 года назад +6

      It really is pretty wholesome.

    • @burpostockings
      @burpostockings 2 года назад +9

      His in-your-face interface

    • @tjkhanks
      @tjkhanks 2 года назад +20

      Ha! Ha! Yes. It reminds me of one of my favorite Futurama jokes.
      Leela is trying to cheer up Bender and says, "You have to know there are people who love you."
      Bender says the classic line, "I hate all the people who love me, and they hate me too!" 🤣

  • @misterwolf3817
    @misterwolf3817 2 года назад +1122

    -Turanga?
    -That's her name, Philipp
    -Philipp?
    But they know everybody else's names.

    • @requiemseclipse2504
      @requiemseclipse2504 2 года назад +152

      Hermes: that's his name Bender.
      Professor: BENDER??

    • @M.W.2
      @M.W.2 2 года назад +113

      Most people call him orange Joe

    • @Cardlimits
      @Cardlimits 2 года назад +38

      that's not uncommon when you're addressed by you last name or a nickname. I was called by my last name often when there was more than one person in the group with the same name as me.

    • @coreysheldon4332
      @coreysheldon4332 2 года назад +19

      *scruffy has entered the chat*

    • @petrstanovsky7648
      @petrstanovsky7648 2 года назад +10

      I always didn't understand why they used the last name, but I guess that's normal in US.

  • @Jakeonkuningas
    @Jakeonkuningas 2 года назад +637

    "Sir! I volunteer for a suicide mission sir!"
    "I like your enthusiasm, but under me every mission is a suicide mission"

  • @greubermeister2
    @greubermeister2 2 года назад +499

    "Is heaven missing an angel? Cause you've got nice cans" lmaoooooooo

    • @randallflagg3700
      @randallflagg3700 2 года назад +41

      To add another layer to that joke, they dummies are references to Harry Harlow's experiments on Rhesus Monkeys.
      (his most famous is probably the good old "Pit Of Despair"© but the one in this clip is the "Wire Mother"©)
      He would put baby monkeys with 2 "mothers" made out of wires, but one of them was covered in comfy cloth (the "commitment one"), while the other was spiky (the "cans" one).
      Unsurprisingly, the baby monkeys preferred to cuddle with the less spiky wire mother.
      Extremely pointless experiment in hindsight, but back then they thought of monkeys as being as aliens as insects, and they didn't know if insects liked to cuddle either.
      The positive result was that at least it shed light on how cruelly animals were treated in science experiments, and raised awareness on scientists randomly torturing animals just to see what would happen. Some of the first laws on science-experiments related animal cruelty were passed due to Harlow's horrific torture chambers.

    • @TaCo0oCaT
      @TaCo0oCaT 2 года назад +22

      @@randallflagg3700 wasn't the spikey one the one with milk? The experiment showed the monkeys would choose comfort over nourishment

    • @Grim_Bud
      @Grim_Bud 2 года назад +5

      @@TaCo0oCaT wasn't it the other way arround? the monkey choosed the abusing mother because she was the one with food?

    • @________dQw4w9WgXcQ
      @________dQw4w9WgXcQ 2 года назад +15

      @@Grim_Bud your all wrong. The monkey would go to the one with milk when hungry, but otherwise spent the rest of its time with the comforting one

    • @OliverLee789
      @OliverLee789 2 года назад +1

      Maybe I’m just being thick but I don’t get it - can someone explain?

  • @pricerowland
    @pricerowland 2 года назад +1056

    "No, get out." This show is the best thing to ever happen to television.

    • @POTUSJimmyCarter
      @POTUSJimmyCarter 2 года назад +49

      You gotta imagine that half the robots who go through that ask something along those lines. Probably the eight thousandth time he's been asked that this month.

  • @nathanblackburn1193
    @nathanblackburn1193 2 года назад +846

    Y'know it never really occurred to me that Fry and Leela are their last names considering how infrequently their first names are used like they rarely call each other by their first names.

    • @StrangerForever85
      @StrangerForever85 2 года назад +126

      Considering Munda and Morris both have Turanga first, I think they do a family name first thing.

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien 2 года назад +57

      Also Zoidberg.

    • @tbow13gbr22
      @tbow13gbr22 2 года назад +105

      If you want to be technical, Leela’s first name is indeed Leela. Her family seems to put the surname first and given name last, similar to many Asian cultures. Her family is the Turanga family, even though that’s her “first” name

    • @nathanblackburn1193
      @nathanblackburn1193 2 года назад +21

      @@tbow13gbr22 Yeah I didn't notice that though I wonder how anyone other than her parents knew that because the name tag she was left with at the orphanage said Turanga Leela not Leela Turanga so wouldn't the orphanage director assume that Turanga was her first name? I also have to wonder on a meta level why the writers had her last name first?

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo 2 года назад +5

      I have several friends who refer to others by their last name me included 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @sethiddings7293
    @sethiddings7293 2 года назад +305

    "My 2 favorite things are commitment and changing myself." Hahaha what a great line. Gotta use this one.

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw 2 года назад +4

      I Dunno, maybe the woman was an outlier… that heaven can angel pick up line was great!

  • @WilliamAndrews0
    @WilliamAndrews0 2 года назад +1163

    But we are only 13 hours into June, and I'm already done with the Jokes! WHAT NOW?

    • @Emeraldspire1
      @Emeraldspire1 2 года назад +40

      Guess you gotta keep rewatching the video nonstop until the next one comes out

    • @ruddmendoza2378
      @ruddmendoza2378 2 года назад +39

      There's a suicide hot line you can call and talk about these Futurama jokes

    • @WilliamAndrews0
      @WilliamAndrews0 2 года назад +14

      @@ruddmendoza2378 Oh yeah, I've seen that. They are these little boxes that say "Suicide booth", right?

    • @bluecomet8416
      @bluecomet8416 2 года назад +2

      Jokes on you, I’m only 10 hours in to June

    • @okspaceman8126
      @okspaceman8126 2 года назад +6

      You fool! You were supposed to watch 1 joke per day

  • @joels5150
    @joels5150 2 года назад +129

    Man, “Shut up and take my money” is an all time great line, but I’d kind of forgotten how on point, “My two favorite things are Commitment and Changing Myself” is

  • @jameseddleman6944
    @jameseddleman6944 2 года назад +110

    "You killed my lawyer"
    "You're welcome!"

  • @dragonkingdarkrider7118
    @dragonkingdarkrider7118 4 месяца назад +12

    Zap: "What is that Kif?"
    (Zap gets mauled by a sabertooth tiger, screams in fear and pain)
    Kif (deadpan): "I believe it's a sabertooth cat sir."

  • @donnie_fish
    @donnie_fish 2 года назад +251

    Absolutely needed this, wouldn't make it through June otherwise

  • @alexsmallwood8833
    @alexsmallwood8833 Год назад +10

    (Professor outs on the hazmat suit to use the F ray)
    “Now you may feel a slight stinging sensation.
    …All of you”.
    Absolutely hilarious

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo 2 года назад +189

    4:31 Cease fire! Mom called off the attack! Although I don’t see how its her....
    *SOMEONE SAID HOWITZER!!!!!!!*

    • @BongosandBonobos
      @BongosandBonobos Год назад +2

      I absolutely loved that one.

    • @nin1269
      @nin1269 Месяц назад

      I didn't hear up correctly thanks... Unironically

  • @Judicial_Cat
    @Judicial_Cat 2 года назад +79

    I like how genuine Leela sounds when she tells Bender she likes him.

  • @john_blues
    @john_blues 2 года назад +117

    "I was having the most wonderful dream....I think you were in it.". Great subtle joke. 😂

  • @EliasTressa
    @EliasTressa 2 года назад +30

    Bender:Ah Hell-Er I mean heck
    Robot Devil: It’s alright, you can say that here.
    🤣

  • @hanscapon222
    @hanscapon222 2 года назад +76

    3:36 my favourite futurama joke made it into the compilation! it’s a sign of good luck for June

  • @Wh40kFinatic
    @Wh40kFinatic 2 года назад +26

    "Ambassador Moyven, you killed my lawyer!"
    "You're welcome!"
    I almost spat my drink out at that one. XD

  • @MasterArchfiend
    @MasterArchfiend 2 года назад +97

    Love how you ended it with a great meta joke that doesn’t have the cartoon character actually go “Oh I’m in a cartoon.” I like 4th wall jokes, but they have to fit the tone of the show and Bender having a small existential crisis is perfect.

  • @MLB9000
    @MLB9000 2 года назад +78

    The fact that Turanga Leela is such a high-brow joke is the reason I love this show

    • @yatindrajain6515
      @yatindrajain6515 Год назад +2

      I don't get it

    • @MLB9000
      @MLB9000 Год назад +1

      @@yatindrajain6515 it's an operetta by Gilbert & Sullivan I think

    • @yatindrajain6515
      @yatindrajain6515 Год назад +12

      @@Bumbley1 wow such a High brow joke that there is a whole wikipedia Article for it

    • @Bumbley1
      @Bumbley1 Год назад +14

      @@yatindrajain6515 Yep, the dedication and nerdy-ness of the show writers is only surpassed by the dedication and nerdy-ness of the fanbase.

    • @Pikestnt
      @Pikestnt 12 дней назад

      Actually, it was by Messian, not G&S

  • @salsathemonkey22
    @salsathemonkey22 Год назад +12

    0:27 i like how taken aback he is by genuine affection lol

  • @guardianknight1985
    @guardianknight1985 2 года назад +67

    2:49 Of these characters, the professor probably *is* the most dangerous...

  • @Kianypour
    @Kianypour 2 года назад +50

    Gonna have to watch this on a daily basis to get through June

  • @crazyman18james
    @crazyman18james 6 месяцев назад +2

    Futurama is best animated TV series I have watched on TV or streaming service for awhile. These funny compliation video are the best to enjoy on RUclips channel awesome videos as usual. Lol! ! 😅

  • @jukes4499
    @jukes4499 2 года назад +26

    "My eyes may not work, but at least I have two of them! AAAAHAHAHAHA!" 💀

  • @jakethehooman988
    @jakethehooman988 2 года назад +27

    "Tooranga?! That's her name Phillip. Phillip?!" Never gets old

  • @seanl1084
    @seanl1084 2 года назад +36

    I've been waiting for this.

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 Год назад +6

    I have to say Robot Devil is one of Dan Castellaneta’s best roles.

  • @o_o-037
    @o_o-037 Год назад +18

    "My eyes may not work, but at least I got 2 of 'em!"
    That moment you realise just because someone is handicapped, doesn't make them immune from being an asshole.

  • @ridergilwin1494
    @ridergilwin1494 2 года назад +19

    The robot reaper losing his patience with the professor is always one of my favorites.

  • @hestiaartworks2288
    @hestiaartworks2288 2 года назад +29

    I just love that the two characters that don’t uses their first names commonly, get together in the cutest way!!!

  • @BasicShapes
    @BasicShapes 2 года назад +9

    "Is it not possible, nay probable, that my whole life is just a product of my or someone else's imagination?"
    "no get out, NEXT!!!"

  • @pelhamtp1
    @pelhamtp1 2 года назад +16

    You know what always cheers me up? Laughing at other people's misfortune, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @clueless6763
    @clueless6763 2 года назад +56

    that transition from the first skit was a work of genius.
    Edit: 2nd skit

  • @nicolascangele5548
    @nicolascangele5548 2 года назад +28

    Simpsorama Was An Okay Crossover But i'm Sticking With Futurama!!!

  • @DaveWraptastic
    @DaveWraptastic 2 года назад +46

    I need a daily video to get through June

    • @thelawofitself
      @thelawofitself 2 года назад

      What's wrong with June 🤔?

    • @mfrebel7831
      @mfrebel7831 2 года назад

      @@thelawofitself it's not gay enough

  • @JackSilver1410
    @JackSilver1410 2 года назад +19

    "Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin. And the cute little pompom curtain pull cords, cruel though they may be.."
    Futurama had the best humor around, bar none.

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr 2 года назад +8

    "Mom called off the attack, although I don't see how it's her--"
    "SOMEONE SAID HOWITZER!"

  • @hudu
    @hudu 2 года назад +6

    I rely on this channel to remind me how many days are in each month. And jokes.

  • @Luimneachturnal
    @Luimneachturnal 2 года назад +24

    6:04 Both Fry and Bender clip through Leela when they move.

    • @happypasta6
      @happypasta6 2 года назад +5

      Woah I’ve never noticed that

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 2 года назад +4

      There's another funny one where Leela and Amy are on a beach and Amy for half a second has a third arm.

  • @FRAAANKYSUUUPER
    @FRAAANKYSUUUPER 2 года назад +26

    That soul detector is faulty.
    Fry is ginger.

  • @Christineself-hr4yb
    @Christineself-hr4yb Год назад +8

    0:37 Bender’s animation here is so cute

  • @rascallyrabbit717
    @rascallyrabbit717 2 года назад +11

    Bender could never be the product of someone's sane imagination

  • @zink8841
    @zink8841 2 года назад +26

    I miss 2019/2020 summer. Was so peaceful at the parks with only a few ppl there

  • @domwintein3912
    @domwintein3912 2 года назад +5

    Babe wake up new 30 random jokes video

  • @nicktechnubyte1184
    @nicktechnubyte1184 2 года назад +22

    soul detector 😂
    how did I miss that as a kid?!

  • @mrfancypanzer549
    @mrfancypanzer549 2 года назад +7

    This is balm for the soul.

  • @poempadgett4664
    @poempadgett4664 2 года назад +40

    Awesome! I’d like to see a compilation of the disembodied cryogenic jar-heads, if you’re looking for💡s. 😘💕

  • @CoconutMigrationCommittee
    @CoconutMigrationCommittee 2 года назад +4

    i live for these monthly videos

  • @cynicalentity3313
    @cynicalentity3313 2 года назад +1

    Nicely put together,
    Well done!

  • @J3MOdh3NOWX3S
    @J3MOdh3NOWX3S 2 года назад +9

    04:23 he lives in this room for a long time until he discover the "closet witha window"

  • @TurboMMaster
    @TurboMMaster 2 года назад +5

    I need more of this to go through June

  • @Flandre_Scarlet8
    @Flandre_Scarlet8 2 года назад +2

    "D'aw hell I MEAN HECK!" "It's alright you can say that here"

  • @NickJohnCoop
    @NickJohnCoop 2 месяца назад +1

    3:37 One of the best of Zap’s someuppance’s

  • @lewism2145
    @lewism2145 Год назад +2

    this is just getting me through losing my pup

  • @grey7513
    @grey7513 2 года назад +6

    Your doing god's work!

  • @jeremiahl7489
    @jeremiahl7489 2 года назад +6

    Somthing to look forward to each month

  • @Dudewtf527
    @Dudewtf527 6 месяцев назад +1

    0:18 That transition is cleaner than the legacy of most 50s singers

  • @nikbol43below
    @nikbol43below 2 года назад +13

    I love that Leela has special one eye goggles at 3:25. Or is it goggle?

  • @CaptainBlueShell
    @CaptainBlueShell Год назад +4

    *What's really cool is that it may be the thumbnail that gets most people to watch with Bender and Homer but the Robot Devil is also voiced by Homer! It's amazing his vocal range when he tries something that different!!*

  • @Vilemonger
    @Vilemonger 2 года назад +6

    0:18
    Can we just talk about this transition here?

  • @brittical-hit
    @brittical-hit 2 года назад +6

    0:08 Buggy detector.
    Gingers don’t have souls. Trust me, I am one so I can verify.

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats 5 месяцев назад

    7:03 amazing how the ones deemed monsters are the ones with more honor, you'll be remembered with honor mr waterfall

  • @Jame5man
    @Jame5man 2 года назад +2

    I was waiting for this.

  • @Jarulf4477
    @Jarulf4477 Год назад +1

    That "Philip?!' was gold

  • @docthemetalfreak
    @docthemetalfreak 2 года назад +16

    number 18 just broke me. I almost fell to the floor laughing.

  • @gunnadahun
    @gunnadahun 2 года назад +5

    1:06 feels like Fry was initially supposed to say something else at the end. The animation and lip sync doesn’t fit what he says.

  • @rainbowsnek
    @rainbowsnek Год назад +3

    “Why do we care, we live in the United States?”
    “Fry, the United States is part of the world.”
    “Wow, I have been gone a long time..”

  • @futtt_buckerson
    @futtt_buckerson 2 года назад +3

    These are so good

  • @tacticaltim9741
    @tacticaltim9741 2 месяца назад

    " you know what always cheers me up? Laughing at other peoples misfortune" definition of how so many are nowadays. Lol Futurama got so many things right decades beforehand. Fact. If its in futurama itll be true at some point in our lives loool

  • @tristan363
    @tristan363 2 года назад +3

    Futurama was way ahead of it's time....get it? hehehe.

  • @TarotVylan
    @TarotVylan 2 года назад +3

    Not a day goes by where I don't ask myself if it is okay to eating popplers

  • @flibbernodgets7018
    @flibbernodgets7018 2 года назад +8

    7:13 not sure why I find this so hilarious

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion 2 года назад +7

    Bender being just the epitome of the 'dont care' philosophy is always brilliant

  • @LibertyScholar
    @LibertyScholar Год назад +2

    6:34 MY FAVORITE GIF!!!

  • @therealspamton.g.spamton1997
    @therealspamton.g.spamton1997 2 года назад +9

    3:39 Classic mistake, he underestimated their wits and their use of a trebuchet. I understand laughing at a catapult, but one can not disrespect to prowess of trebuchets

    • @chiefqueef932
      @chiefqueef932 2 года назад +2

      But it was a catapult

    • @therealspamton.g.spamton1997
      @therealspamton.g.spamton1997 2 года назад +2

      @@chiefqueef932 that's exactly what a trebuchet underestimator would say. Don't you feel silly when a lion is launched at you via trebuchet

    • @eljefe3864
      @eljefe3864 2 года назад

      @@therealspamton.g.spamton1997 there was no counterweight, it was indeed a catapult.

    • @ianlaswick9505
      @ianlaswick9505 2 года назад

      @@therealspamton.g.spamton1997 thats a catapult dude

    • @therealspamton.g.spamton1997
      @therealspamton.g.spamton1997 2 года назад

      You are all merely trebuchet haters, here to convince me into getting catapults!

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 2 года назад +5

    5:32 - 5:37 VERY REASONABLE-
    6:10 - 6:20 *OH BOY-*
    7:00 - 7:03 HAH! Fair. Very fair.

  • @Flarban
    @Flarban 10 месяцев назад +1

    7:30 i never noticed he hit the window door there before

  • @nicksothep8472
    @nicksothep8472 2 года назад +2

    Haven't watched the whole if it yet, so it might be there, but one of absolute favorite lines of all ten seasons, was when Bender was running from the fuzz with his little kid (he had with the soda dispenser at the office), and after following the river Bender went:
    "A dam! Damn! A grate! Great!"
    That's what you call good writing, absolutley top shizzit! Only makes me wonder how it got translated in other languages, surely couldn't top the original regardless of what their choice was

  • @justusgood5065
    @justusgood5065 2 месяца назад

    "We can buy gum and immediately quit the army?"
    "Yes, unless war were declared."
    -Alarm goes off-
    "What was that?"
    "War were declared."

  • @DarthSanguine
    @DarthSanguine 7 месяцев назад

    0:06 That shouldn't've gone off - he's ginger! XD

  • @worf7680
    @worf7680 2 года назад +2

    It is December but the jokes still help.

  • @SilverEye91
    @SilverEye91 2 года назад +4

    I didn't notice until now that Fry calls Guenter the money a "stupid rodent", I think the professor might be right...

  • @Pomodorosan
    @Pomodorosan Год назад +3

    6:05 Bender's arm goes through Leela's shirt

  • @starandgazer
    @starandgazer Год назад +1

    love this so funny

  • @philipcharpentier-havill801
    @philipcharpentier-havill801 2 года назад +17

    That's her name Philip
    PHILIP???
    that joke kills me every time. (although maybe I have a Bias for that one xD)

    • @mattjindrak
      @mattjindrak 2 года назад +3

      That and "wait a minute...Bender's name isn't Bonder. It's Bender!" Are so fucking funny

  • @josealves2128
    @josealves2128 2 года назад +2

    3:59 I'm feeling bad for laughing at this.

  • @jonnyc429
    @jonnyc429 2 года назад +1

    Is it true that alligators flushed down the toilet end up here?
    No, that's just an urban legend.
    Then what are those?
    Crocodiles

  • @everettbruckerhoff6029
    @everettbruckerhoff6029 2 месяца назад

    Matt groening’s head shooting Bender for asking about a second Simpson’s movie is wild

  • @t-dogtyler3626
    @t-dogtyler3626 2 года назад +3

    Fry: Turanga
    Amy: That's her name Phillip
    Bender: Phillip
    Zoidberg: That's his name Joseph
    Hermes: Joseph
    Professor: That's his name Hermes
    Amy: Hermes
    Bender: That's his name Amy
    Zoidberg: Amy
    Hermes: That's her name John
    Professor: John
    Fry: That's his name Huburt
    Professor: Whaa

  • @JsYTA
    @JsYTA 2 года назад +1

    When there's 7 minutes and 53 seconds left before July.

  • @AyratHungryStudent
    @AyratHungryStudent 2 года назад +4

    I've watched this show countless times, but Leela's name caught me off guard.

  • @tomasskucinsks7623
    @tomasskucinsks7623 2 года назад +9

    I need Juy version already.

  • @redrex6642
    @redrex6642 3 месяца назад +1

    0:05 but Fry is a ginger

  • @rjpittman4510
    @rjpittman4510 2 года назад +4

    You guys would be shocked, shocked, well not that shocked to learn how much I use that clip as a reaction to people's messages

  • @ShadowNoCap
    @ShadowNoCap 2 года назад +2

    “Their rich tasty courage yea uh yuh”

  • @samuelbrass4490
    @samuelbrass4490 Год назад +1

    There's an animation mistake at 6:11. When Leela sits on the couch, Bender's arm overlaps Leela'a chest.

  • @AJHyoton
    @AJHyoton 2 года назад +1

    I got through June okay and therefore banked these for July. I ought to save them for August, but no dice

  • @sixpooI
    @sixpooI 2 года назад

    up here in the clouds, our technology makes us seem invincible... like the mighty 'X' in tic-tac-toe!