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The pro gamer move is to research the meta, buy a handful of the staples publicly eat them. Now you can eat your opponents cards and when they inspect your colon you can say that the cards that are in your body were consumed before the match. Check and mate
@@PleasantKenobi the only evidence they need is the card sleeve protector to come out, but he might need the extra protection like his parent should of used. (
You think this is about a weird card game thing.... I think this was a cleverly disguised way for Vince to rant about the quality and cost of convention center food
Ok real story, back in Mercadian Masques standard I was a young boy playing in an FNM with some pile of garbage UW I belive with some common crab creature, my opponent was playing a Shard Phoenix deck, and in the 1st game he got just the worst draws and lost to the little crab that could. After the game he took the crab tore it up and ate it, he immediately went and got another one and handed to me. But if you checked his poop the next day you would have seen bits of cardboard in it. Me and him are good friends to this day, play commander with him almost weekly. Good guy just got a bit frustrated at the game
Thank you, PK! I have been screaming at my monitor demanding lab tests and full investigation of all possibilities. Such a relief someone finally took this situation seriously.
This actually happened at a Pre-release I went to many years ago. The venue we played at had a full bar and thus served cocktails, beer, the works. My roommate was a bit of a lightweight despite being a 6'4" mammoth of a guy and he was doing well going undefeated into top 8. At some point during top 8 he paired up against one of our other friends who doesn't drink and they start playing. My roommate is trashed by this point and is loud and obnoxious but all in good fun. He was playing infect and had been crushing people. Our sober friend however had 3 copies of Maleria's Keepers which can't get -1/-1 counters. At some point there is a big combat and my roommate swings all into these keepers not realizing what they do thinking that even if they block they will be too small next turn to do anything and he would win in a few turns. Instead he loses half his board for literal nothing and proceeds to pick up the keepers to read it. He reads it and in a drunken fit crumples it up and eats it!!! he gets DQ'd at we drag his drunk butt home.
This has been a bit between my and my brother for a while now, going into a cafeteria, opening a pack of cards, laying them on the table, and then eating them one by one.
If the statement you are what you eat is true. I am a god of passage because I have eaten an athreos. It was summer camp and I had to make an example for one of my campers so that they wouldn't bring magic cards on my trips. I replaced it afterwards because I'm not a monster
Our deck names are just named after the archtypes, it's pretty simple (except dragonlink but fuck dragonlink) EXAMPLE: "oh this deck plays a lot of these Kashtira cards, maybe it is a kashtira deck"
PFFFT, I'm dying. xD "Maybe he was hungry-" bruh your comments on the fast food comparisons were dead on. Great video Vince, unexpected, but great banter. Love your stuff as always.
Poor elgato being connected with vomit and the likes, thanks Vince! Easier: dissolve 1-2 teaspoons of salt into a glass of water for each player and trigger both vomiting, then check what they threw up.
I witnessed a child try to eat another’s card in a sleeve at a prerelease. The judge was the “victim’s” dad volunteering. The card and sleeve were wrecked. Replacements were found before the next round.
I had a similar thing happen to me twice. Not eating my card. One destroyed my darksteel colossus and the one that I got a round lost was the opponent admitted after words to stealing my card. About 20 years ago I was in a larger tournament with a friend of mine was a level two judge working. My opponent lost 2-0. But then demanded a deck check. I had 59 cards. The judge, a level three, gave me a round loss. After the opponent game me back the card he took during the game (so I played with 60 both games he just took it and hid it afterwards) I told my level 2 judge friend. He spoke on my behalf but it couldn’t be overruled. That with the destruction of my darksteel colossus at a prerelease at a different store, made me paranoid and from 2004 to mid 2023 I never played tournament without a 41 or 61 cards out of fear. (Had long breaks in between due to horrible things in my life.) Unfortunately the head judge is the final word. Doesn’t matter what other judges say.
that's the thing about yugioh, most of the deck are designed to win on turn one or two but going to time is often inevitable, even if both players are playing quickly
Back in the day there was a format known as "Ironman" Magic, the idea was that when a card was "destroyed", you actually ripped the card up. Well, one game, one of the players thought it would be funny to just eat his cards instead of dropping them up. After eating about 10 cards, he decided to give all his stuff away and join a youth cult...about half way down to the cult, he realized what he did and came to his senses. Crazy times...
See this is why I just started protecting my cards from this with urine. I just urinate on all my cards before the match and if they start to feel dry I carry an emergency jar of urine to dunk them in.
Takes me back to finding an AI card that said, "If an opponent has eight or more cards in them, you win the game." I think this might be the counterplay.
This scenario has been going around for at least 15 years. Source: been a judge for 15 years and this was a popular “gotcha” scenario when I was a bb judge. Its used as one of these stupid scenarios where you have to pick a side and there is zero evidence, and any of your attempts to obtain evidence will be stymied. I realize you are doing this for humor, and the seriousness of your answers are exactly as serious as you should treat this scenario.
I came into this wondering if there was anything to it - the more I thought about it, and tried to find examples of it- the more I realised "this is just a meme, and deserves nothing but a shitpost". And here we are.
I actually saw a kid chew up a kid’s card in sleeve during a prerelease. The judge was the dad of the kid who had his card “eaten” who offered to help out the kid’s group. It was still in the child’s mouth when dad called to the store owner…. The kid at least spat the card onto the table at some point….a replacement card and sleeve were found.
Honestly if an opponent ate a card and there were no witnesses, i feel like checking the cameras, if they dont have the footage then i would imagine this being a nightmare for the judge. Like realistically what would you do.
But seriously, judges out there, what happens if there is an accused rule violation that comes down to the word of each player in the match? (i.e. no other witnesses, no clear evidence of said violation, just one player saying the other cheated and that player saying they didn't)
i wanna try out now how quickly i can eat a card edit: okay i tried it and it actually took quite a bit of extensive chewing before i got the card to a state where i could comfortably swallow it without getting a throatful of papercuts. it also turns out magic cards are not delicious at all, so i was fighting my gag reflex all the time while chewing
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This is why "Do not eat the delicious cards" was written into Magic's rules.
Yeah, but card quality has gone down so much that now it just tastes like you're chewing on cardboard
Wait does that mean it's legal now that the cards aren't delicious? @jakeb.2708
When I was 3, I used to eat mtg cards all the time because I thought the backs of them looked lime M&M cookies
If that’s true, then why do they call them food tokens?!
@@illusioncity Tokens aren't cards within the rules, eat as many Food tokens as you want!
"Did you eat the card? Eating the card explains the card."
"Your deck is shit."
"Yours will be too in eight hours."
"What?"
*chewing half the opponents cards*
The pro gamer move is to research the meta, buy a handful of the staples publicly eat them. Now you can eat your opponents cards and when they inspect your colon you can say that the cards that are in your body were consumed before the match. Check and mate
Ah, but what about the pieces of card sleeve? You're also gonna have to eat some number of every different kind of sleeve any opponent might be using.
@@AlienValkyrie should be obvious that one eats a rainbow sleeve salad every morning. That’s the breakfast of pro gamer champions.
Me: interested in the story of the eaten card
Vince: but what if I explain laxatives for the next 10 minutes?
Originally I wanted to look into it a bit more - but the whole thing just seems to be a meme tbh.
@@PleasantKenobi the only evidence they need is the card sleeve protector to come out, but he might need the extra protection like his parent should of used. (
"I had a case of the munchies that only children's trading cards could satisfy."
Kaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrl
You think this is about a weird card game thing.... I think this was a cleverly disguised way for Vince to rant about the quality and cost of convention center food
Judge my opponent just spit chaos confetti all over the board
this is the type of investigation we should have seen in karlov manor
I would just check the security camera footage.
Depends how fast they move. ⚡️⚡️⚡️
@@PleasantKenobi Are you talking about the players, the judge, or the bowels?
Ok real story, back in Mercadian Masques standard I was a young boy playing in an FNM with some pile of garbage UW I belive with some common crab creature, my opponent was playing a Shard Phoenix deck, and in the 1st game he got just the worst draws and lost to the little crab that could. After the game he took the crab tore it up and ate it, he immediately went and got another one and handed to me. But if you checked his poop the next day you would have seen bits of cardboard in it. Me and him are good friends to this day, play commander with him almost weekly.
Good guy just got a bit frustrated at the game
Now this is shitposting
You missed a fantastic opportunity here to have the video sponsored by Hello Fresh.
This would have been an amazing April Fool's Day video 🤣
This was not the right video to watch while eating.
Literally thanks for the warning as i am eating, brb in 30 😂
I watched this whole video while enjoying my dinner
Thank you, PK! I have been screaming at my monitor demanding lab tests and full investigation of all possibilities. Such a relief someone finally took this situation seriously.
What did I just watch? Your brain is on another level when it comes to creating content sir
Welcome. Pull up a chair. Shit in a bag.
Water is out in my apartment right now. Shitting into a bag is seeming viable. @@PleasantKenobi
This actually happened at a Pre-release I went to many years ago. The venue we played at had a full bar and thus served cocktails, beer, the works. My roommate was a bit of a lightweight despite being a 6'4" mammoth of a guy and he was doing well going undefeated into top 8. At some point during top 8 he paired up against one of our other friends who doesn't drink and they start playing. My roommate is trashed by this point and is loud and obnoxious but all in good fun. He was playing infect and had been crushing people. Our sober friend however had 3 copies of Maleria's Keepers which can't get -1/-1 counters. At some point there is a big combat and my roommate swings all into these keepers not realizing what they do thinking that even if they block they will be too small next turn to do anything and he would win in a few turns. Instead he loses half his board for literal nothing and proceeds to pick up the keepers to read it. He reads it and in a drunken fit crumples it up and eats it!!! he gets DQ'd at we drag his drunk butt home.
The intro makes it sound like this happens all the time
He took Flavor text to a whole new level
Words cannot express how little I want more of this content from you
I think the only solution to having your cards eaten is by making them hard to eat. Foil out your decks kids.
Would it be against tournament rules to play with custom sleeves made out of sheets of glass?
But then, not only they taste like Pringles, but they look like it too.
"Collaborative shit-fest" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This has been a bit between my and my brother for a while now, going into a cafeteria, opening a pack of cards, laying them on the table, and then eating them one by one.
You got me at the very end, Vince--well done.
I actually have a kirlia that i bit into during a game. Granted i was 10 and it was playing my friend at home but i am also unhinged.
“How can you prove that you didn’t eat the card?”
“My own doo doo feces”
If the statement you are what you eat is true. I am a god of passage because I have eaten an athreos. It was summer camp and I had to make an example for one of my campers so that they wouldn't bring magic cards on my trips. I replaced it afterwards because I'm not a monster
I just want to point out that I watched half this video and said fuck it I am going to watch professor instead
Spicy Shit take, after further investigation, the Head Judge ate the card.
Something I've been working on, Rebel's High Sythesizer Pioneer decklist below.
Mainboard
4x Assimilation Aegis
2x Battlefield Forge
3x Bladehold War-Whip
2x Deserted Beach
2x Embercleave
3x Hexgold Halberd
4x Hexgold Hoverwings
2x Inspiring Vantage
2x Jeskai Charm
4x Mountain
4x Nahiri's Resolve
4x Plains
4x Rebel Salvo
2x Shivan Reef
4x Simulacrum Synthesizer
4x Spire of Industry
3x Thousand Moons Smithy // Barracks of the Thousand
3x Tocasia's Welcome
4x Touch the Spirit Realm
Sideboard
3x Blade of Shared Souls
2x High Noon
3x Metallic Rebuke
3x Settle the Wreckage
2x Tormod's Crypt
2x Torpor Orb
"I'm not a psychopath I don't know the names of decks in Yu-Gi-Oh"
Vince. That's way too kind to Yu-Gi-Oh.
Our deck names are just named after the archtypes, it's pretty simple (except dragonlink but fuck dragonlink)
EXAMPLE: "oh this deck plays a lot of these Kashtira cards, maybe it is a kashtira deck"
PFFFT, I'm dying. xD "Maybe he was hungry-" bruh your comments on the fast food comparisons were dead on.
Great video Vince, unexpected, but great banter.
Love your stuff as always.
NOOOOOO NOT THE ZOOM IN ON HYDRAMON 💀
The Hydrussy
When you started talking about the socks I started losing it at my desk at work
Im glad somebody was brave enough to make this. Vince is a hero.
This was the most entertaining CSI episode I’ve ever watched.
I've been eating my own cards for years. That's how I became a powerful Planeswalker.
Wildest shaggy dog build up i have ever witnessed 👌
Poor elgato being connected with vomit and the likes, thanks Vince!
Easier: dissolve 1-2 teaspoons of salt into a glass of water for each player and trigger both vomiting, then check what they threw up.
I witnessed a child try to eat another’s card in a sleeve at a prerelease. The judge was the “victim’s” dad volunteering. The card and sleeve were wrecked. Replacements were found before the next round.
S-tier shitpost.
Quality production + meme content + literal fecal matter solution = work of art
3:30 bro definitely ate the card
This video tickles me, lol.
*Thanks for the Content!*
What judge brings “Judge issued laxative” ? 😂😂😂😂
I had a similar thing happen to me twice. Not eating my card. One destroyed my darksteel colossus and the one that I got a round lost was the opponent admitted after words to stealing my card. About 20 years ago I was in a larger tournament with a friend of mine was a level two judge working. My opponent lost 2-0. But then demanded a deck check. I had 59 cards. The judge, a level three, gave me a round loss. After the opponent game me back the card he took during the game (so I played with 60 both games he just took it and hid it afterwards) I told my level 2 judge friend. He spoke on my behalf but it couldn’t be overruled. That with the destruction of my darksteel colossus at a prerelease at a different store, made me paranoid and from 2004 to mid 2023 I never played tournament without a 41 or 61 cards out of fear. (Had long breaks in between due to horrible things in my life.)
Unfortunately the head judge is the final word. Doesn’t matter what other judges say.
Brilliant tongue-in-cheek humor
Oh, no. No no no. 🤢
Hands down your most important video to date.
This reminds me of an odd retelling of the hit children’s story “If you give a mouse a cookie”
This exact event took at my lgs, was hysterical
that's the thing about yugioh, most of the deck are designed to win on turn one or two but going to time is often inevitable, even if both players are playing quickly
I can't believe that a tournament where everyone has left and one game was happening, why weren't the judges watching the game closely?
Yeah, sounds like the judges are absolute lazy shits if they can’t even watch the only game going on.
Innovative solutions here, didn’t see any of these suggestions coming.
Imagine doing this at a vintage tournament
LOL at the reference to Hydrussy in Digimon
Back in the day there was a format known as "Ironman" Magic, the idea was that when a card was "destroyed", you actually ripped the card up. Well, one game, one of the players thought it would be funny to just eat his cards instead of dropping them up. After eating about 10 cards, he decided to give all his stuff away and join a youth cult...about half way down to the cult, he realized what he did and came to his senses. Crazy times...
See this is why I just started protecting my cards from this with urine. I just urinate on all my cards before the match and if they start to feel dry I carry an emergency jar of urine to dunk them in.
Smart.
Really glad I watch this video
This is a piece of art
I watched someone eat their dragon ball vegeta hero
"It could be some big titted monster in digimon"
Yup. And thats why digimon is great.
the aristocrats
Takes me back to finding an AI card that said, "If an opponent has eight or more cards in them, you win the game."
I think this might be the counterplay.
We have to see a JudgingFTW video on this
I firmly agree with this video -
Chaos Emperor, the Dragon of Armageddon is indeed a big fucking mess from Yu-Gi-Oh.
Exploitive deletives...you're so pissed
what if the judge ate it??
If someone eats my 100 dollar cards i call the police not a judge XD
I'm fairly certain that the easiest and simplest solution is to use CCTV and whitenesses but the level of effort that you are going into is insane.
that's definately a warning, doesn't warrant more than that
Digimon mentioned
Joy raised
This scenario has been going around for at least 15 years.
Source: been a judge for 15 years and this was a popular “gotcha” scenario when I was a bb judge.
Its used as one of these stupid scenarios where you have to pick a side and there is zero evidence, and any of your attempts to obtain evidence will be stymied.
I realize you are doing this for humor, and the seriousness of your answers are exactly as serious as you should treat this scenario.
I came into this wondering if there was anything to it - the more I thought about it, and tried to find examples of it- the more I realised "this is just a meme, and deserves nothing but a shitpost".
And here we are.
I actually saw a kid chew up a kid’s card in sleeve during a prerelease. The judge was the dad of the kid who had his card “eaten” who offered to help out the kid’s group. It was still in the child’s mouth when dad called to the store owner…. The kid at least spat the card onto the table at some point….a replacement card and sleeve were found.
Do you think a human could eat a sleeve? A card sure but I am uncertain about a sleeve.
You got a link to that original tweet?
And then there was Eric Taylor eating his hat...
Nice 10000 Gecs shirt!🤘
Honestly if an opponent ate a card and there were no witnesses, i feel like checking the cameras, if they dont have the footage then i would imagine this being a nightmare for the judge. Like realistically what would you do.
what about pica? what are the rules and lore of pica?
Is this going to be on the judge exam
The Aristocrats :D
Scraping the barrel for content here, no pun intended.
It wasn't a barrel. It was a bag.
Well that was defintely an interesting 10 minutes on the crapper. Lol
Did you use a sock?
@@PleasantKenobi had to use both unfortunately
S tier analysis
I've seen someone eat scrambled eggs in yugioh on video. Wasn't in play though.
Is it weird im hungry after watching this 👀
But seriously, judges out there, what happens if there is an accused rule violation that comes down to the word of each player in the match? (i.e. no other witnesses, no clear evidence of said violation, just one player saying the other cheated and that player saying they didn't)
Who the heck poops on an 8 hour cycle?
It is a bit late for april fools day 😂😂
Can you imagine pooping out a pokemon card!! Be a little rough coming out I might think
But what if the person got to eat the card because they won a match? It wouldn't be fair to judge then!
This is such a Meme
i think this scenario should be rigorously tested by eating a card in sleeve on camera and timing how long to takes to fully consume it
Very inspirational shit jokes.
As someone with IBD this is highly appreciated. Cheers bruv.
If my friend blighsteel colssus me or levler me on turn 3 again, im god damn eating that card and burning my stool afterwards
Didn’t know Chris Chan was into Pokémon tcg
Pk thinking about topics for videos: how much does this story allow me to reference shitting
Eating the card explains the card 🤷♀
Cool gecs shirt
i wanna try out now how quickly i can eat a card
edit: okay i tried it and it actually took quite a bit of extensive chewing before i got the card to a state where i could comfortably swallow it without getting a throatful of papercuts. it also turns out magic cards are not delicious at all, so i was fighting my gag reflex all the time while chewing
Do we know for sure that a card wouldnt completely be digested?