Jolyne: Josuke's hat looks much stronger and lot cooler! I like it a lot! **Ruins Josuke's hairdo** Josuke: **Breakdown music starts playing** Uh...... Jolyne. Did you just ruin my hairdo? Me: **Turns around on the street** Nigerundayoo!! Jolyne-chaaan!!!
Josuke: *about to respond but stops because he sees something behind okuyasu* Jotaro: *hiding in a bush with star platinum out* make your next words wise....*decends backwards into the bush* Josuke: (to okuyasu) I-I’m not going to answer that without my lawyer present
@@blackghost9627 no way anasui would be able to match the strength of CD, sure diver down is good and all but josuke is a hundred times more powerful. And also,he can revert the phasing.
Ok so I looked up Abbachio tea because almost everyone in Part 5 is named after food. So I look it up and find a post from r/shitpost crusaders and *it is a real thing. It’s real and has been for a year now. It’s not piss, but Abbachio tea is now a reality. REJOICE!*
Jolyne: Can I marry you dad? Jotaro: NO NO NO NO NO! Jolyne: Aw... Can I marry Josuke then? Jotaro: NO NO NO NO NO! Jolyne: Can I... marry a dolphin? Jotaro: *YES! YES! YES! YES!* *_Y E S ! ! !_*
*Koichi:* echos act 3! It's gonna be a loooooong way to be stronger than Jotaro but... *Giorno:* hold my piss *Johny:* hold my bear... *Giorno and Johny:* WTF?!
Jotaro:What is your stands ability? Giorno:Golden Expierence Requiem has the power to set things back to zero Jotaro:"So it's the same tipe of stand as star platinum?"
Everyone now knowing Jolyne's affection is based on how cool your hat looks: *Room becomes contest of coolest looking hat's.* Jolyne: Woahhh| ??? Amateurs. Everyone: What was that- Speed-wagon: *I SAID AMATEURS!!*
@@rodrigoparrapalma7673 nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope PLEASE TELL ME THAT DOESENT EXIST
It Manga it's a rather common joke to get impaled by the harsh words of someone, though it's usually in a visual of arrows instead of the speech bubble sometimes
@@dimes8130 he was impaled by a strange stand... I would like to see one arrow impaling him, I would like to see another Star Platinum ability to get a stranger Jotaro (time stoping like DIO wasn't enough, right?)
Well, she didn't make fun of his hair, she just mistook it for a hat because Jotaro's is fucking blended with it, and I think he realized that after Okuyasu was mentioned. Also, although it seems kinda obvious, it was more of an innocent compliment, knowing the situation. Besides that, I don't even want to think about what Jotaro would do to Josuke if it actually happened. (I can be totally missing the joke tho, didn't recognize any sarcasm)
I don't know, I think Josuke's hair insult rage wouldn't be triggered because, even though she mistook it for a hat, Jolyne still thinks it looks cool.
You know, its even more adorable when you realize that she has trouble telling hair and hats apart when you remember how we all reacted to Jotaro's hat
Jotaro knows what he's talking about, he'll kill anyone who tries to marry Jolyne, only a man, stronger than him can be her husband, so Jotaro won't be able to kill the guy.
The reality is he already knows a guy stronger then him. A stand user (a little older then jolyne) he found on his travels, he is not evil but his stand was powerful enough to completly incapasitat jotaro. His stand ocean man summons dolphins but is otherwise useless
Friends: *tells jolyne that you can’t marry her dad* Jotaro: *you can only marry someone stronger than me* Jolyne: *I’m going to do what they call a pro gamer move* Edit: holy shit that’s a lot of likes
@@imblue434 Technically, Pucci only have 1 stand, it just change forms and given different "creative" names, like Echoes or Tusk having different acts. If anyone had multiple stands, it was Rohan with that parasite stand, Cheap Trick.
Nah, just a little kid crush they get when they are real young. Attaching themselves to the cool older person in their life and not really understanding why it would he bad or strange because they just lack the context outside of "is opposite gender and I appreciate their company."
"I like Josuke's Hat!" *_This just in, a bloodied toddler covered in bruises, punch marks, and a sign of broken bones, was found on the sidewalk waiting to die. The poor thing couldn't cry due to all the pain, and is now being euthanized._*
And off in the distance, a tall and rather intimidating looking man just stands there ,watching a teenager convulsing in the air with similar injuries.
And somewhere nearby the dying girl there was a young man with wierd hair, literally bleeding on the ground ,his body looking deformed,and is also about to die
*Jolyne: I love daddy a lot Josuke: Oh thank god Jolyne: But I love Josuke more Jotaro: I knew this would happen I knew I should have never took her here, Star Platinum. Star Platinum: .... Jotaro: End it..
@@Welcometotheslam5424 Nahh he just dosen't want live anymore after what happend because jolyne dosen't want him and she think josuke better then him That why he wanna just die
"I wanna marry Josuke!" In a town in the American state of Florida, a little pink-haired boy taking apart his grandmother's radio suddenly feels very sad, and he doesn't know why.
0:24 You can feel Jotaro’s bloodlust radiating in the air after she said that 1:00 Josuke, it’s time you learned the Secret Joestar Family Technique 4:10 Usually, This would end with someone dying. Thankfully, it’s Jolyne.
![Little Jolyne goes to Morioh! [COMIC DUB]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nqlkK7EhD6c/mqdefault.jpg)
![Little Jolyne goes to Morioh! [COMIC DUB]](/img/tr.png)
Jotaro: *turns brim of hat*
Josuke: *chuckles* I’m in danger.
Josuke: Fuck, this is great, just great.
Jolyne: Josuke's hat looks much stronger and lot cooler! I like it a lot! **Ruins Josuke's hairdo**
Josuke: **Breakdown music starts playing** Uh......
Jolyne. Did you just ruin my hairdo?
Me: **Turns around on the street** Nigerundayoo!! Jolyne-chaaan!!!
Illuminatus Television's
(I get what you were going for, but I think you may have messed up who says what.)
@@T_Dude So what? I don't care
OMAWE MOU SHINDEIRU
hair: gets insulted and complimented at the same time
josuke: *mass confusion*
@@arapimamilkbottle3076 then you'd get ORA ORA'ed harder than Steely Dan
Jotaro might even break giorno's 7 page world record.
Confused stonks
@@arapimamilkbottle3076 enjoy geting 7 page ora'd
@九条太郎Jotaro Kujo im not going to heal him
Damn it jotaro! Take your hat off when at home so she knows that his hair is hair!
Josuke talking to okuyasu later: “I almost threw hands with a child today”
Okuyasu: and was she hot?
Josuke: okuyasu she was a child and I’m related to her
Okuyasu: you still didn’t answer my question bro
Josuke: *about to respond but stops because he sees something behind okuyasu*
Jotaro: *hiding in a bush with star platinum out* make your next words wise....*decends backwards into the bush*
Josuke: (to okuyasu) I-I’m not going to answer that without my lawyer present
@Fetus Fingers
Lmao
The reason she thinks Joskue a hair is a hat is because Jotaros hair and hat are connected so she’s only Grown up knowing that
True
Poor kid...
And then she grew up to have her shoes and pants connected as well
lmao
@@stevepensando2593 lolll
Jolyne: "Your hat is so cool josuke!"
Josuke: *_Peace was sometimes an option_*
Nice one
@@NoaAlti OPEN UP
Y E S
Woulda been way better if they did the speech bubble stab again imo
Zaid Ahmad *But not always*
Jolyne: your hair looks like hat
Josuke: ...
Jolyne: why do i hear boss music?
@@gappywalking9008 *Jotaro returns to give Josuke the Steely Dan treatment*
@Papa Stalin i'd kill to see that animated
@@nguyenthe7968 josuke: why do i hear the game over theme?
@@dwfa8387 Jotaro: Yare Yare Daze
Josuke on the outside: haha very funny
Josuke on the inside: ruclips.net/video/W944vHnaQPw/видео.html
“I wanna be the very best.” Everyone’s gansta until Jotaro starts singing the Pokémon intro
Is this a pokemon reference ?
@@emilianoarmendariz2785 m a y b e
eclixpsesleeps *p e r h a p s*
P o s s i b l y
C o u l d b e
"someone that's stronger than dad"
That one rat with a stand: *laughs in cheese*
Shizuka:Laughs in invisible
And so Young Jolyne committed bestiality.
LAUGHS IN CHEESE 😭
@@shiptopotatoland5497 It would've cost you $0,00 to not say that
@@shiptopotatoland5497 So... Did Jolyne fuck the rat? Or did the rat pull a 360 no scope on Jolyne?
Jotaro: "You can marry a man who's stronger than me."
Anasui: *INTENSE TRAINING*
not scientifically possible
Pucci:Imma do a pro gamer move.
@@achoo6684 Giorno with GER: *Allow me to introduce myself*
Star platinum: *Ora?*
Nam the Hao Hao Noodles he really did him like that
Jolyne : "i'm gonna be josuke's wife."
*Anasui cries behind*
t-tusk?!?!?
AAAAAAAAAAAA PANIC
Anausi:
Jolyne wants marry with josuke
PANIC
But anausi kill josuke
Calm
But anausi hear a sound like STAR-
TO MACH PANIC
@@blackghost9627 no way anasui would be able to match the strength of CD, sure diver down is good and all but josuke is a hundred times more powerful. And also,he can revert the phasing.
@@mehforreal6954 nah actually he hear STAR PLATINIUM s sound
S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A
Young Jolyne is the thing that keeps this world going.
Dude nice ya pic
And DIO stops ZA WARUDO
@@mr.cringe7717 indeed
SAID BY DIO BRANDO AND HIS STAND "THE WORLD"
Stole my Pfp
“But, then who can I get married to?” I asked Daddy, he responded: ‘Koichi’”
But koichi is jotaro son so that would be a no no
plus koichi already had yukako
So...the second candidate is the dolphin
Anasui
that would be incest
Jotaro: Sticks and stones may break my bones, *but words will never hurt me.*
Little Jolyne: *Are you sure about that?*
"Road rollers and punches as hard as gunshots may break my bones but words will fucking impale my heart."
lol
Sticks and stones may break my bones but guns never hurt anyone
@@internetlurker1850 I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS 🤣🤣🤣
Waaaaaa!! Jolyne's so kawaii!! Kinda reminds me of when I was a child... Before my life was turned upside down...
Jotaro: "Josuke, hurry up and decide or I'll bring you Abbachio tea"
Giorno: "Please, no..."
LMFAO
Who even told Jotaro about that tho?
@@borkedluck Giorno told Koichi, I think
Ok so I looked up Abbachio tea because almost everyone in Part 5 is named after food. So I look it up and find a post from r/shitpost crusaders and *it is a real thing. It’s real and has been for a year now. It’s not piss, but Abbachio tea is now a reality. REJOICE!*
@@ireneshelton3661 it's pineapple tea, because abbachio is pineapple. so yeah...
josuke: WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC
Jotaro: yare yare daze
Alastor Rose poor josuke
*Steely Dan's beatdown memories*
Yare yare daze
@@jotarokujo676 shut up your kinda rigged now because now your nerfed
Why do I hear a banjo?
Makes sense that Jolyne would be confused with hair and hats considering the mystery that is Jotaro's hat-hair situation
"Jolyne no. Josuke is your great uncle"
Jolyne is just a kid in this comic, everyone. She doesn't know that wanting to marry a relative is weird
Gay Baby Jail in Japan it’s normal
@@Nnexialist we'll see once the baby comes out
Gay Baby Jail Exactly. The whole point is that she’s still innocence. Some people are so stupid.
@@ihkeseteeietos5722 Mhm
Jolyne: Can I marry you dad?
Jotaro: NO NO NO NO NO!
Jolyne: Aw... Can I marry Josuke then?
Jotaro: NO NO NO NO NO!
Jolyne: Can I... marry a dolphin?
Jotaro: *YES! YES! YES! YES!*
*_Y E S ! ! !_*
Woooooosh
@tonhom7777 like jotaro X kakyoin Woah k sorry Einstein
Lol
Jotaro’s wife: *you will be hearing from my lawyer*
Naw, True elites are Jolyne x Koichi
Jolyne: I don’t like koichi’s looks
Jotaro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Koichi:* echos act 3! It's gonna be a loooooong way to be stronger than Jotaro but...
*Giorno:* hold my piss
*Johny:* hold my bear...
*Giorno and Johny:* WTF?!
So thaaaaats why he kinda disowned her.
OOOOOOOH it makes so much sense now.s
@@weez1585 isn't his stand is echoe?
I would like to give you the best award i can give to someone the golden youtube award
H M
Jolyne: but was I ever tho
"someone who is stronger than daddy"
I, GIORNO GIOVANA, HAVE A PIANO
Jotaro:What is your stands ability?
Giorno:Golden Expierence Requiem has the power to set things back to zero
Jotaro:"So it's the same tipe of stand as star platinum?"
Jotaro:star platinum za warudo
Jotaro:hah not same
Girono:ehm sir
Jotaro:
KONO POWAH?!
rewrite universe cuz its in eyes of heaven
Ok but hear me out
Technically
Giorno is a Brando
Which means that ot owuldnt be incest-
@kind of otaku and gamer its anime, who cares
Jolyne: " Josuke's hat is so much cooler than daddy's hat! I like it a lot!"
Josuke: " I'm gonna have a breakdown breakdown."
BREAKING NEWS! Teenager beats up great-niece.
Jolyne:
* thinks josuke's hairdo is a hat *
Josuke:
*WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR*
*CRAZY DIAMOND*
@@moonriverbaby4108 and then gets ora ora'd to the moon
Kronos Gaming
Crazy Diamond is Dorararara
@@goldennail8912 who is jolyne's father?
Looks like Josuke has to use his father's secret technique...
NIGERUNDAYO
JOLYNE
Josuke's Grandfather is George Joestar
NIGERUNDAYO
@@AlexanderMiller-lk3rb ii george joestar ii
She can only marry someone stronger than Jotaro?
That one rat stand user: *laughs in rat*
Jotaro: phew...
josuke beat it up
Jotaro: NO! NO! NO! NO!
Sheer heart attack: *laughs in over here*
@@punch155 kocchi wo mero
If Jotaro wanted to beat the rat, he would've done it. He only pretended to be hurt so that Josuke would learn
i don't like where this is going
Everyone now knowing Jolyne's affection is based on how cool your hat looks: *Room becomes contest of coolest looking hat's.*
Jolyne: Woahhh|
??? Amateurs.
Everyone: What was that-
Speed-wagon: *I SAID AMATEURS!!*
@@rodrigoparrapalma7673 no, stop
ooh, so *THATS* why speedwagon stole baron zeppeli's hat
@@rodrigoparrapalma7673 oh shit this is worse than kakyoin and horse jotaro
Speeeedwaagooooon
@@rodrigoparrapalma7673 nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope PLEASE TELL ME THAT DOESENT EXIST
Jolyne thinking all hair styles are hats because of jotaro is the cutest thing, also props to josuke for keeping his cool at the hair comment.
Alastor Rose I know, but jolyne doesn’t.
Tbf, Jolyne did say she liked it, so I guess that's enough for him to not go flying off the rails.
@Alastor Rose Jotaro's hat IS his hair
@@crimsonflame2k yeah, she said it was the coolest hat lol
Big brain Time
Jolyne: **calls Josuke's hairstyle a hat**
Josuke: *BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN*
Dora
*_shining justice_*
@@mimis_jail emabete
Lmao poor josuke
*copy copy*
Showing the voice bubble literally impaling jotaro is brilliant. Why have I never seen that in a comic before.
Brendon Anaya ive seen it a lot, common trope i’d say
He was attacked by a speech bubble stando!
It Manga it's a rather common joke to get impaled by the harsh words of someone, though it's usually in a visual of arrows instead of the speech bubble sometimes
@@dimes8130 he was impaled by a strange stand...
I would like to see one arrow impaling him, I would like to see another Star Platinum ability to get a stranger Jotaro (time stoping like DIO wasn't enough, right?)
Maybe I don't read enough manga to have seen it, I was an anime only until a couple of months ago
Real video title: Jolene makes a hat tier list
Jolene? 🤢
Its jolyne
Lol
Jolene is where jolyne's name was taken from besides the e these fake Jojo fans not knowing
@@googlemail754 true, but her name is jolyne
I’m sorry but is no one going to talk about jotaro’s hat HAS A NORMAL BACK SIDE
2:05 He must have used Star Platinum to tear out the back of his here, then.
Hmmmmmmmmmm maybe
You know if your hair is long enough, it can stick through a hat, right?
.....do u even know how long his hair
Deku 4224 I hope you know that’s just how his hat is
"A man stronger than dad"
So that's why Jolyne never got married
Lmao
giorno:allow me to introduce myself.
@@lucasoliveirastinghensanto8211 giorno is jolyne's great great great grand uncle
that would be incest
Anasui?
Blueford
Speedwagon
Hol horse
I’m surprised Josuke didn’t just destroy jolyne
Jotaro walks back to see jolyne getting a 7 page dora
Well, she didn't make fun of his hair, she just mistook it for a hat because Jotaro's is fucking blended with it, and I think he realized that after Okuyasu was mentioned. Also, although it seems kinda obvious, it was more of an innocent compliment, knowing the situation. Besides that, I don't even want to think about what Jotaro would do to Josuke if it actually happened.
(I can be totally missing the joke tho, didn't recognize any sarcasm)
Tbf he probably coulda donuted her incredibly quick and then heal her before the pain registered
She did say it was really cool and strong, even if she didn’t realize it was hair.
If he did, Jotaro would get the same type of Stand as Crazy Diamond and beat up Josuke over and over again
You can only marry someone who’s stronger than me
Ambulance-Chan: laughs in ambulance
Laughs in weewoo
Laughs in vroom vroom
LOL
Ambulance-chan: weevoo
Abbachio tea
*piss soup*
@zam juice even better
@zam juice yup it is scary
I littelarry would have died when Josuke would have picked Abbachio tea
*GUYS THEY'RE HERE, SCRAAAAMM!!*
@@Tropicality. can I have some of that *ilay Tea*
Jolyne: I dont like Koichi's looks
Jotaro: I HAVE NO DAUGHTER
69
@@Nehauon I was going to hit him a like, then I saw your comment and had to stop
I see your a man of culture as well
This brings back horrible memories
Jotaro: *proceeds to leave her for 10 years*
*jolyne no*
*youre related to josuke*
*this is japan* *not alabama*
Hey uh where the fuck did 9k come from
Kristofer Canoli *S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A*
Everyone's related in some way.
@@LordCapybara08 Nah it's been confirmed to be okay to have children with cousins, uncles etc.
@@GodVanisher *n o*
@@johncycal7020 well ok unscientific people
Jolyne: *touches josuke's hair*
Josuke: *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION*
*Jotaro theme starts playing*
*Jotaro suddenly appears*
@@andredominguez3199 More like Star Platinum lol
Josuke: *rememebrs that Jotaro is there "Peace was always an option"*
@@Green-iv4lw Josuke's theme starts playing for a split second before Jotaro's crushes it.
*BFG division intensifies*
Weather Report, with that white-afro with horns hat
Jolyne 'hat-fetish' Cujoh: "...husband..."
@@usakenvi No, She is so Into Hermes weird looking hat
Jolyne: "Your hat is cooler than daddy's"
Josuke: *builds a snowman using crazy diamond with jolyne's form and starts punching it behind a tree*
Snowtaro beats up Josuke
while josuke beating up the jolyne's snowman,Jotaro standing behind watching >:DDD
I don't know, I think Josuke's hair insult rage wouldn't be triggered because, even though she mistook it for a hat, Jolyne still thinks it looks cool.
@@edwardsimpson119 it's just a joke
@@mikedanielespeja6128 _Snowtaro_
I love the hat part and how she gets confused hats with hair because of how jotaro's hat breaks the laws of physics
I still wonder how the hell Jotaro's hair merge with his hat
@@emme.e stand ability
@@whytfdraketrynarizzup21 star hatinum
@@digiorno5600 XD
@@digiorno5600 Star Hatinum: Za Heado!
“I wanna marry Josuke when I grow up!”
*Wait, that’s illegal*
- Master Chief
*chef :)
That's caboose quote
Somewhere in the world
Anasui: I want to marry a pretty girl
Jolyne: no I want to marry josuke~!
I just realised that Anasui is closer in age to Josuke then to Jolyne. (He is also same age as Giorno)
@@АртурЧугай I wonder what 25 year old Giorno or 28 year old Josuke would look like.
@Vazu My bet is on sexy as fuck
Anasui: I want to marry you Jolyne
Joltne: Have you met my grand-uncle?
Jolyne: Look daddy, I caught a Magikarp
Jotaro: There's more sea pokémons on this game?
Jolyne: Yeah
Jotaro: *Happy Yare Yare Daze*
" *Happy yare yare daze* " ,is that like a high pitched yare yare daze?
@@ICTON123 No , hes laughing but he is also trying to say "yare yare daze"
jolyne is a trainer that rivals nappa
Yare Yare Dazes of joy
I guess I'll have to buy the other version, then...
Jotaro: “I’ll bring you abbacchio tea”
Abbacchio: *I am the milk man, my milk is delicious*
Giorno: confirmed!
Giorno: DAMN ABBACCHIO! YOU'RE A PERVERT!
He also brings you donuts
@@safin8760 *cries in kakyoin*
Oh hello me
"But I like Josuke even more!"
*_NOW THAT'S A LOT OF (EMOTIONAL) DAMAGE_*
I see what you did there
Hehe kaka
Hmm... nice edit.
Pucci: *Murders Jotaro*
Jolyne: . . .
Pucci: Time to die, Jolyne!
Jolyne: Let's get married.
Pucci: Excuse me, what?!
But Pucci is gay tho
CryCidlious Boiii that’s why Pucci goes, excuse me, w h a t
@@Crygear Nah, he's just european
@@FJSpecter are you sure is not gay and european?
@@FJSpecter "YOU LYING BASTARD."
Jolyne: But i like josuke even better
Jotaro: *K O N O P O W A H!!*
So it same type stand of star platinum
If you listen closely you hear wryyyy
Jolyne: I wanna be Josuke’s wife!
Josuke: Why do I hear a guitar?
*Distant Banjo noises*
*background sweet home Alabama*
Aren't u dead
Guitar: *to be continued music plays*
Josuke: *sees Jotaro* Oh h-
Jotaro: *ORA ORA ORA*
Josuke: AAAA-
*TO BE CONTINUED SCREEN*
Yep
You know, its even more adorable when you realize that she has trouble telling hair and hats apart when you remember how we all reacted to Jotaro's hat
"I wanna be Josuke's wife"
*Giorno's theme starts playing*
Rina-Chan 👀
JOJO GOLDEN WIND JOJO GOLDEN WIND JOJO GOLDEN WIND
*THAT PART OF GIORNO'S THEME STARTS PLAYING**
Jotaros theme starts playing as jotaro oras josuke harder than steely dan
*STAND NAME* : "Word Crimes"
*STAND USER* : "Jolyne Cujoh"
Oof
Stand name: word crimes
Stand user: weird al yankovic
Kujo*and funny joke!
@@benchan9373 its Cujoh
;-; thanks... i never watched a JoJo episode without spoiler -_-
"Josuke's hat!!"
Im surprised he didn't at least cry or something
I did inside
Josuke H
Lmao
@@buglab2285 i thought you were going to ora that child
Katsuki Bakugo Dora*
@@goodonegian SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS ORA FUCKING KID WATCHING DORA
"Winter in morioh!"
Josuke: *vietnam flashbacks*
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait why it's Vietnam flashback? It's not relatable
My heart...can't take little jolyne...
same bruh
MaxiSZ I know, this is all kinds of wholesome
She's just precious
Mine can
*Jolyne
Marry the ambulance, it beat Kira
LinkHood genius
And is loved by everyone
@Thot Destroyer Shit, now I cannot stop thinking about vulcano shooting it's load into my asshole as I slowly get melted by pleasure and heat
Well Jotaro beat Kira too, and is stronger... If she wanted to marry someone who could beat Jotaro then she'd have to marry the rat lmao.
Safouan it doesn’t count if he wasn’t the one to kill Kira
Me who thought Josuke's hat looked liked a shoe:
*_I am four parallel universes ahead of you_*
*SHOESKE*
You're talking mad shit for someone in crazy diamond's range
You want a foot up your ass
@@BlandyBoiYT what
@@BlandyBoiYT OK :|
"But I like Josuke even better!"
*Even I felt that*
4:24 *Josuke prepares to commit a hate crime*
But then Jolyne singlehandedly commits genocide on people's self esteem.
Little girl be savage like her daddy.
Josuke: What did you say about my hair?
@@diobrando2649 *punches child*
@@Anonymus_M8 Kira: *Kars laugh* FINALLY, I CAN GET A QUITE LIF- (ambulance sounds)
*loads dora with malicious intent*
Other Stands: Immense Damage, Time Stopping, Can cause Death
Jolyne: *bubble yay*
I thought it was a string.
String cheese
Stone free's external trait: Cuteness overload but regresses as she ages
Also ceasar fought using bubbles
Soft and Wet and Caesar approve
Jotaro: you can only marry someone Who is stronger than me
Giorno in distance: “laughts in Golden Experience Requiem”
Tiziano Paolinelli *n o*
f u c k i n g n o
just imagine a conversation of giorno and jotaro
-so you are a friend of my dad?
- I literally killed him
Laughs in Star Platinum Over Heaven
I, Giorno Giovana, am going to merry my great great great great granddaughter!
@@thesymbiotenation.4552 not if I'm still breathing
Jolyne: That’s a silly hat, Josuke
Josuke: What... Did you just say about my hair?!
DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARAAAAA!
When she said “okuyasus hat is pretty weak” that hit me 😔
Poor okuyasu 😑
Yeah...i feel that
Jotaro knows what he's talking about, he'll kill anyone who tries to marry Jolyne, only a man, stronger than him can be her husband, so Jotaro won't be able to kill the guy.
The reality is he already knows a guy stronger then him. A stand user (a little older then jolyne) he found on his travels, he is not evil but his stand was powerful enough to completly incapasitat jotaro. His stand ocean man summons dolphins but is otherwise useless
the one and only other than Hermit Purple, the most OP stand I’ve ever seen, I can’t think of anything else.
Jolyne is lucky to be Jotaro’s daughter and a kid, because she would had DIED, unless Josuke doesn’t consider it as insult.
He probably considers it as a cute compliment
Joanne villacorta ur right lol
Jolyne: *compliments josuke's hair while insulting it*
Josuke: I'm having a BREAK DOWN BREAK DOWN
jotaro: bet
Lol in the end of stone ocean she dies anyways
Jolyne: "Y'know what? When i grow up, i'm gonna be Josuke's wife!"
Josuke: "Something's... Bizzare"
Alternate reality:
Jolyne: *touches joskue’s hair*
Joskue: (under his breath) crazy diamond
Jotaro: *hear doradora in distance* ..what?
@@realismofuniverses9620 🄾🄼🄶 🄽🄾 🄸 🄹🅄🅂🅃 🄸🄼🄰🄶🄴🄳 🅃🄷🄰🅃 🄽🄾-
@@realismofuniverses9620 it was really sad to see jotaro's daughter crying, but she deserve it
Jolyne: when I grow big I'm gonna be Josuke's wife
Jotaro: bruh
Technically Josuke is like Jolyne uncle?
@@Historyboi-vn7gd great uncle
Jolyne: "BUT I LIKE JOSUKE EVEN BETTER💗"
Jotaro: ...
Josuke: why do I hear boss music?...
@Dio Brando yare yare daze
Why did I think of piss when he said “Abbacchio tea”
becuase it is
People who haven't read part 6: "They're such a great family"
People who've read part 6:
" NO NO NO NO
N O "
I might read the manga but are the fights, characters,comedy is good as the anime I'm just asking
@@JojoDrip yeah, I'd say 6,7 and 8 are the best parts
@@thomasharding3915 are you sure I'm more of a anime fan like I'm not much of a reader
@@JojoDrip Believe me! It is worth reading part 6. It's great!
@@kordenlp8065 not the end tho...
Everybody: Josuke
Subtitles: Jokes Gay
I found "joe scary" and "Jo Gay"
Joe's case
ＪＯＬＥＮＥ ＳＨＡＷＮ
@@thomasduong5120 its Joe Scare
Stan's got to fight them all
Friends: *tells jolyne that you can’t marry her dad*
Jotaro: *you can only marry someone stronger than me*
Jolyne: *I’m going to do what they call a pro gamer move*
Edit: holy shit that’s a lot of likes
*pro Alabama move*
*P U C C I*
* Giorno theme intensifies *
@@buglab2285 sorry boi, but you need a
*U N I V E R S A L R E S E T*
@@MrSeta NO NO NOOOO-
I died when jotaro said "Or I'll Bring You Abbacchio Tea."
Jolyne: "I think compared to Daddy's hat, Josuke's hat looks muuuch stronger!"
Josuke: ...
Jolyne: ...
Josuke: ...
Joylne: ...
Josuke: CRAZY DIAMO-
*WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK*
Jotaro: JOOSUUUUUKEEEE
Jotaro: ORA ORA ORA ORA
*TO BE CONTINUED =>*
Random CrackHead And then there is no continue anymore XD
“When I grow up I’m gonna be Josuke’s wife!”
*_SWEET HOME ALABAMA INTENSIFIES_*
XD
@FBI-Federal Bureau of Investigation yes. Yes you are
@FBI-Federal Bureau of Investigation DA DA DA DA DA DA COMRADE
Press F for anasui
Can you remind what they were? Like..... Uncle and Nephew?
Stand name : Speech Bubble
Stand User : Jolyne
Speech Bubble can attack people with words
so it's the same type of stand as star platinum....
ECHOES ACT 4
speech bubble more likely would be sp's weakness after jolyne was born
So... In a SIlent Way 2.0?
@@lukayaroslav9914 y e s
Joylne: josukes hat looks much stronger.
Josuke: I’m gonna kill you...
Josuke: oh shoot I’m gonna get killed by jotaro San.
''Daddy,thats all wrong they re not stands they're called Pokemons!!!''
Tehnically yes,stands are just Pokemons,but more Manly.
Legend say its true
No, you can have multiple pokemon but you can only have 1 stand
And only one
@@hellothere3738 cough cough Pucci cough cough
@@imblue434 Technically, Pucci only have 1 stand, it just change forms and given different "creative" names, like Echoes or Tusk having different acts.
If anyone had multiple stands, it was Rohan with that parasite stand, Cheap Trick.
nobody:
RUclips subtitles: Jokes Gay
XD WTH
I got *joes gay*
Oi, Jokes Gay I scraped youtube subtitles with ZA HANDO
a guy that exists nice one
So Jolyne wants to marry her...granduncle??? is that a thing
it is a thing, and that's real distantly related
fun fact：since 2010 when I started watching jojo there are people shipping gioruno and jolyne
*is that alabama
Sweet Home Alabama
Nah, just a little kid crush they get when they are real young. Attaching themselves to the cool older person in their life and not really understanding why it would he bad or strange because they just lack the context outside of "is opposite gender and I appreciate their company."
Jolyne: i like josukes hat even better than daddys
Annasui: *GETS AN EVEN LARGER HAIRDO THAN JOSUKE*
Jolyne “Josuke hat looks way cooler”
Josuke”WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR LITTLE GIRL”
Joel Ferrell DORARARARARARARARARARARARAR
@@spacemonkey5806 *Vigorous tickling instead of unholy thrashing*
Jotaro: Aw shit! Here we go again...
Jolyne: your hat looks way cooler!
*Josuke theme starts playing*
"I like Josuke's Hat!"
*_This just in, a bloodied toddler covered in bruises, punch marks, and a sign of broken bones, was found on the sidewalk waiting to die. The poor thing couldn't cry due to all the pain, and is now being euthanized._*
And off in the distance, a tall and rather intimidating looking man just stands there ,watching a teenager convulsing in the air with similar injuries.
That's not very shining diamond of you
And somewhere nearby the dying girl there was a young man with wierd hair, literally bleeding on the ground ,his body looking deformed,and is also about to die
@@goggles8691 That's genuinely Crazy Diamond of you
@@corn4618 are you insulting my hair-
1:17 Impossible, everybody knows the hat is part of his hair, he can't take it off.
Jotaro: Jolyne marry someone stronger than your dad...
Me: *Girl you ain't goin' to marry*
Dio's girlfriend :Allow me to introduce myself
@@GetterBane *boyfriend
Like, her great great uncle, Giorno is stronger with requiem, but it's still incest
Laughs in Pucci
@@Asmanedeah some nice giorlyne here
“I’ll bring you some Abbacchio tea.”
I’m dying!🤣
*Jolyne: I love daddy a lot
Josuke: Oh thank god
Jolyne: But I love Josuke more
Jotaro: I knew this would happen I knew I should have never took her here, Star Platinum.
Star Platinum: ....
Jotaro: End it..
Star Platinum: *Attacks Jotaro instead*
Hesham Al Omary that was what jotaro wanted
@@shaquezr.9541
Oh... I thought Jotaro was asking Star Platinum to attack Jolyne
@@Welcometotheslam5424
Nahh he just dosen't want live anymore after what happend because jolyne dosen't want him and she think josuke better then him
That why he wanna just die
SP: Ora Ora Ora ra(But JoJo she's your[and my] daughter)
Who else kinda wishes they called jolyne “Smolyne” instead of “Jolyne-Chan”?
Me. Nice idea.
Then she wouldn't be a JoJo, fam.
Yes yes yes yes
@@misschin99 cute name doe
Like Smolnareff
0:58
Jolyne:"but I like josuke better"
Jotoro: *gets stab*
Me: *feels jotoro pain*
Ah, yes, *Jotoro.* My favorite JoJo.
@@sodiumethylxanthate Jotoro Joku is best jojo
@@alinastanescu4430 Nah, Jouta is the best aside from another Jotaro's son, Koichi.
@@lukayaroslav9914 nah i think its Joukes Hagishikata
_Emotional damage_
Jolyne: **Basically says she wants to marry Josuke**
Jotaro n' Josuke:....
Me in my mind: **Playing sweet home Alabama over and over**
0:58
and with a single sentence, jolyne hurt jotaro more than dio did
Even more than my road roller
"I wanna marry Josuke!"
In a town in the American state of Florida, a little pink-haired boy taking apart his grandmother's radio suddenly feels very sad, and he doesn't know why.
"rohans hat is uncool!"
*Well, we're gonna have some problems then.*
That "Hirose" in your name gives me the creeps...
*Jotaro:* But I refuse *menasing*
Yukako and Jotaro would like to talk
@@weez1585
DAGA KOTOWARU
OH GOD OH SHIT
‘A man who is stronger than dad’
*Proceeds to find Giorno and ask him out, later to find out that he’s her uncle*
Uncle? more like great great grand uncle.
Jolyne has no luck with men, always asking out great uncles or her young great grandfather in EoH
I think she gets it from Great Grandad Joseph - NIIIIICCCCEEE👍
Is giorno stronger than jotaro before
Spoilers for part 5
requiem?
Im pretty sure there was a comic like that
0:24 You can feel Jotaro’s bloodlust radiating in the air after she said that
1:00 Josuke, it’s time you learned the Secret Joestar Family Technique
4:10 Usually, This would end with someone dying. Thankfully, it’s Jolyne.
Jolyne: Imma marry u josuke
Josuke: Casual bleach chugging
Baby Jolyne is adorable, and Josuke looks just as cool as ever
Jolyne: JOSUKES HAT IS BETTER
Josuke: *what*
“but i love josuke more!”
ooooof that hurt i felt bad for jotaro
That was awkward
Bro when she said "I like you better than daddy." MY HEART SUNK I WAS LIKE NOOOOOO