_Once you get, like, 10 binge compilations, you should make a "'It Came From Tumblr Binge Compilation' Binge Compilation". Just an hour of this... _*_a silent tear falls_* *_Edit:_*_ GUYS. GUYS. IT'S CONFIRMED. HE'S GONNA DO IT._
@@sneklover7671 replying to an old comment, but it's a scene in the book The Bridge Across Forever by Richard Bach. Second coming of Jesus literally did it to fuck with the protagonist
for the 'surgeon seeing parts that you never will' part, I feel there should be another part, because you may see them as well, but only if something has gone horribly wrong.
1:14 As queer spawn, I can definitely confirm this thing happens, constantly. I just keep going from one to the other, asking questions. It’s been 3 years, I don’t have an answer. I haven’t eaten because the curiosity keeps me from doing anything else. I don’t know what to do. I’m stuck, the phrase isn’t even words to me anymore.
Shower *_THOTS_* (How do I tilt the text?) Thank you! Thanks for all the likes but nearly 100 people are telling how to do something I already know how to do
I swear, your little parts on how anxiety and stuff like that are stupid and how you should deal with them _really_ help and I really just cant thank you enough for the blessing that is your videos, so I just wanted to say thanks ❤️
"If someone ever teleports, we wouldn't know whether they can ACTUALLY teleport or if they can just pause time temporarily" I hate to be that guy but if they were to teleport somewhere on a rainy day it would show the truth since if they actually only paused the time, the raindrops from where they first were and their destination would get pushed out of the way and therefore wouldn't be there when time started again and if they could teleport then the raindrops would still be there.
Also if it was actually time stop, then they wouldn't be able to reach places that would be deemed unreachable by human means (assuming that they can still only do human feats while time is paused) while teleportation should be able to. For example, say there was a patch of land 100 km below you and you were on a cliff with no safe way down. Teleportation would get you down but time stop wouldn't safely.
I keep forgetting that you’re travis’ voice actor. He’s my second favourite of the my street boys below zane, and everytime i remember that you voice him i love you just a little more. I don’t know how thats still possible tbh
We can't "go back" to a time where the most controversial thing about politicians was that they can't spell because such a time doesn't really exist. There's always been shady politicians who did way worse stuff. The reason, it wasn't perceived this way was that a lot of people were either paid really well to cover it up or the awful behaviour wasn't a big deal back then. Like being awful to women for example was kind of standard and nobody gave a shit because everyone was horrible to women.
0:43 see, when I was in high school, I laughed at this post. Now that I'm in college? I cry, wishing it was real because oh my god would that save me _so much money._ Learn this lesson now, kids. Learn it well. Start saving money for textbooks ASAP. Because even if you think that your parents are paying for all of your college, there WILL come a time that for some reason, they can't help you out one semester. And if you don't have money saved up, _you will suffer._ Also RENTAL e-books are a lifesaver and most professors allow you to use them. ~advice from a tired, semi broke college student 🖤
D-do you need a hug? Dont be dead inside?? Lmao this video was amazing like all your others, they help get me through math when the teacher thinks im listening to "music"
7:36 ya know one time at a birth day party I hit the painyata and it just fell to the ground and I was trampled for the candy AND IT WAS MY BIRTH DAY PARTY!!!
I'm not exactly educated on holy water mechanics but I think it should be taken into account that the bottles erupt into flame upon contact with anything
WAIT. ONE OF THOSE WAS A EATING DISORDER MEME ABOUT ANOREXIA BINGE PURGE SUBTYPE. AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT FINDS THAT WEIRD? LIKE, FUNNY. BUT ONE IF YOU KNOOOOOW
Is it just me or do these videos make my day when I’m having a really bad day at work........seriously guys I need these to get me by at work.......I have no social life......anyway keep up the good work......I know it’s 2019 and this was posted in 2018.....but that isn’t the point........I frigging need this entertainment!
1:52 funny, the whole time I thought Blue was a girl, then kids in my class told me she was a boy. I didn't believe them tho. Turns out, for once I was right
IntSys: Kurai, you already know that Xander is your #1 husbando, and you have him. You are fine. Me: Oh thanks guys- *DANCER XANDER IS RELEASED* IntSys: Sike. Now give us your money.
5:57 actually fall is the season that plants willing let their leaves die to conserve resources for the winter. While humans don't really have an equivalent I imagine for plants it's sorta like their teeth falling out so they can grow new ones.
The cashier/customer joke- that is so darn true. With how often I repeat the same sentences (be they jokes or a canned response) I feel like an NPC going through a dialogue tree. But there's these weird moments where I get entirely different customers saying the exact same thing in response to a thing I say, which makes *them* look like the NPC.
for the teleport one, i actually read a comic that solves that issue. if they stop time, then there'll be footprints all the way they walked while time stopped. teleport, only two footprints. and if you have detector plates, you can tell if it's actually super speed,if it detects it on different moments in time, even by miliseconds.
6:17 my mom can't eat whole tomatoes so legit she would, either way. like. she almost died once cuz of a fucking tomato. she can eat pizza fine because it isn't. whole. it's sauce. so if it was a whole tomatoes worth of sauce she'd be fine.
I've just realized that coca-cola is healing potion because it's red
and pepsi is mana potion because it's blue!
What the
This makes sense
Dr. Pepper is a minor healing potion with an added attack boost
torgor
Oh my blocky block... wait what the hell did i just said?
Orange Fanta adds the "burn" effect to your attacks and Canada Dry adds the "poison" effect.
emai fisher
Oh thanks :3
A.M.Seymour is the P.M.Seymour equivalent to Darkiplier.
Estebson the Master 1337 i never thought of it like that...
or just like... the morning version of P.M Seymour... (i have a dry sense of humour...)
@Gacha Zoe Exactly
Estebson the Master 1337 :P
We got more demons, Jim.
Is the water cleaning me ?
Or am i making the water dirty ?
I...I just...why are you like this?
Here is one . Fish is waterproof.
i cry for i do not know
Yes
When you drop soap on the floor are you cleaning the floor?
Or making the soap dirty?
Video: Alexa play what’s new Scooby Doo by simple plans
My actual Alexa: What’s new Scooby Do-
Me: GODDAMNIT.
Oof haha
@@wrenwheeler2460 that wasn't a whoosh m dude
this is so sad. alexa, play despacito.
TealWashableMarker same, I just listened to that bit by John M earlier
Same
_Once you get, like, 10 binge compilations, you should make a "'It Came From Tumblr Binge Compilation' Binge Compilation". Just an hour of this... _*_a silent tear falls_*
*_Edit:_*_ GUYS. GUYS. IT'S CONFIRMED. HE'S GONNA DO IT._
amy small or like five minutes of this intro "aaaaaaaaaaa"
oh wait
NEVERMIND, unless someone makes it on loop
OK, SOMEONE MAKE A LOOPED "aaaAhh, I HATE HORMONES" if you want, throw in a computer generated voice, lol, but to be honest I LOVED this video
amy small amazing
I listen to way to much bo burnham and in the shower all i think is
"if god can walk on water CAN HE SWIM ON LAND"
Can he though
@@sneklover7671 replying to an old comment, but it's a scene in the book The Bridge Across Forever by Richard Bach. Second coming of Jesus literally did it to fuck with the protagonist
#deep
Can he though?
I don't know, but I've seen videos of Nick Valentine doing it.
You damn *morning person*
Me when I'm trying to come up with insults and failing miserably
[Message Retracted]
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A MORNING PERSON
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!! It is legit 1:30 a.m. where I live soooooo
Rapunzel150 yep
Yes
To be far, the collage textbook thing is a great idea!
*Plot Twist:* Blues Clues drinks Coca Cola as a result of being gay
The mystery of which the mseymour brothers drinks which red or blue coke.
Also this plot twist only twists my twisted heart further.
Nah Blues Clues drink that extra BLUE COCA COLA. That's why Blue is blue.
@@ryanlorenzo5003 ITS A KIDS SHOW PLEASE DONT SEND IT TO DEVEANT ART
@@batfluttershy Eww...
That's almost as bad as Voltage or Pitch Black.
I'll stick with Baja Blast or even the basic MD, thanks.
I need to sit down after that but im already sitting
for the 'surgeon seeing parts that you never will' part, I feel there should be another part, because you may see them as well, but only if something has gone horribly wrong.
I never get over how funny these are and you voicing them makes them awesome
333 likes,, i should try to shift today.
When people say “Break a leg”
They want you in the *cast*
Dude I have a teacher next year named Andrew M. Seymour and I'm *shook*
Edit:wtf why did this get so many likes??
During class, constantly tell him to go back to the void he was banished to.
Is he a MORNING PERSON?
OH SHIT WE FOUND AM SEYMOUR... BANISH HIM TO THE PITS OF HELL!
HOLY SHIT IM *SHOOKETH*
Start screaming the bra commercial thing from one of pm. Seymour’s videos
“Hisashi been a while”
Do I smell *mY hErO aCaDaMiA?*
candiedscroll 30 do I smell a fellow weeb
ᐯIᖇGIᒪ ᔕᗩᑎᗪEᖇᔕ do i smell fucking weebs?
Weaboos unite!
NANI
Must ascend from weeb to gaijin.
Okay
But
Magenta is a girl
Blue and Magenta are *both* girls
Kittazzi TM magenta is girl u racist
That Loser what the fuck
No, Magenta a boy blue a girl
@@mastereon895 Nope, they're both girls
Kittazzi TM No, Ive looked into the lure and Blue is a dude, Magenta is a chick
1:14
As queer spawn, I can definitely confirm this thing happens, constantly. I just keep going from one to the other, asking questions. It’s been 3 years, I don’t have an answer. I haven’t eaten because the curiosity keeps me from doing anything else. I don’t know what to do. I’m stuck, the phrase isn’t even words to me anymore.
I laughed *WAY* to hard when AMSeymour said “Brother”
4:24 IS MY FAVE TUMBLR THREAD
8:46 im sad to know ive seen so much anime thst i know almost all japanese words these are taken from
at 4:09 it activated my Alexa and played dont fear the reaper what
oh no
Sieren detroit become human in a nutshell
Lucky punk. My Alexa only plays some stupid Spanish pop song...
@@Kay_213_ ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO (I CANT SPEEL)
@@ayyteen 28 STAB WOUNDS!!!
I’m learning Japanese and at 8:08
Made me cringe so hard
I wach anime. This made me cringe even more.
Dimensionkeeper2.0 same
I am too
S a m e
The moment when we all could've "Nanithefuck" outta there...
When PM Seymour Wants To Take Some Days Off ep. 7
"If there's no price tag, its free right?"
*Internal cashier screaming*
Shower *_THOTS_*
(How do I tilt the text?)
Thank you!
Thanks for all the likes but nearly 100 people are telling how to do something I already know how to do
_you use underscores on each side of the text_
@@charlie9619 _Thanks friend_ :)
_Cool!_
_really?_
*_begone_*
2:04
Well you would also melt.
Also I’m pretty sure the very center is solid iron.
That would be a problem too.
But what if you put yourself in a fridge so you don’t melt?
5:18 that voice is so funny. Sounds like Kronk from Emperor's new groove
They're played by the same person (I think)
I swear, your little parts on how anxiety and stuff like that are stupid and how you should deal with them _really_ help and I really just cant thank you enough for the blessing that is your videos, so I just wanted to say thanks ❤️
I think it should be A.M Hearles instead of 'see more'.
Champion Of Noobs you are the king (or queen) of puns, you deserve an award.
@@lightjustwantsahome1086 ExCuSe Me I aM sEvEnTeEn DiFfErEnT gEnDeRs (i'm a guy.) And thankyouverymuch for the Special Reward nomination.
This guy. Is a frikin GOD. MAKE HIM A GOD ZUES. HE DESERVES IT.
holy christ i’m cryinf
Tastesom
*”SORE WA CHIGAWRONG”*
OMF G
-I’m so sorry but Danganronpa calls me-
playing ''goodbye despair'' for the 2nd time
SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT YESSS
NO THATS YO
I'm trying to avoid that but now those memes are flooding back into my brain,thanks a lot
No problem buddy
When panic! and fall out boy is metioned in this video, my little emo heart is shook :3
Emo?
Lol same
Yeeeeees I'm not the only one... Like.. nobody in the comments said anything and I was just getting pretty sad
Thanks
*sips tea*
same
"If someone ever teleports, we wouldn't know whether they can ACTUALLY teleport or if they can just pause time temporarily"
I hate to be that guy but if they were to teleport somewhere on a rainy day it would show the truth since if they actually only paused the time, the raindrops from where they first were and their destination would get pushed out of the way and therefore wouldn't be there when time started again and if they could teleport then the raindrops would still be there.
But how would we notice either way? When they start time up again, gravity would take hold, making the raindrops fall.
Zawarudo
Also if it was actually time stop, then they wouldn't be able to reach places that would be deemed unreachable by human means (assuming that they can still only do human feats while time is paused) while teleportation should be able to. For example, say there was a patch of land 100 km below you and you were on a cliff with no safe way down. Teleportation would get you down but time stop wouldn't safely.
Big Brain Time
@@crimsondespair_9505 What if they go down to a beach and swim there
After ten of the binge compilations you should make a binge binge compilation
I keep forgetting that you’re travis’ voice actor. He’s my second favourite of the my street boys below zane, and everytime i remember that you voice him i love you just a little more. I don’t know how thats still possible tbh
PM Seymour was Travis in my street?! :0
I didn’t know that! :00
My shower thoughts is along the lines of
"When will I be married?"
"When will I have kids?"
"What the h*ck should I make my characters last name?"
"It's sad that fast food companies have to advertise that their meat is real"
OHHHHHHHHHHH
The thread at 6:57 nearly made cry laughing. It's hilarious when you consider how confusing the bra sizing system works.
Oh, Seymour... The lives you create are the ones you set loose.
We can't "go back" to a time where the most controversial thing about politicians was that they can't spell because such a time doesn't really exist. There's always been shady politicians who did way worse stuff. The reason, it wasn't perceived this way was that a lot of people were either paid really well to cover it up or the awful behaviour wasn't a big deal back then.
Like being awful to women for example was kind of standard and nobody gave a shit because everyone was horrible to women.
When are we going to get shower thoughts with the youtube comment section?
Trust me kid, I come from the future, and they have appeared in the YT comment section.
Your welcome.
The phrase "stop time temporarily" made my head hurt.
WHEN THE “ALEXA PLAY WHATS NEW SCOOBY DO” TURNS ON YOUR OWN ALEXA OMFG XD
5:22
"pause time temporarily"
...
PAUSE TIME TEMPORARILY
"Three seconds have passed!"
Yay another binge compilation these r my favorite 😁
Why am I just now finding your channel?! I love this!
4:23 is my favourite post on tumblr
Making such honestly nice, well edited, and funny videos and ending it with a comforting wholesome thought?
How dare you make me subscribe.
1:59 actually magenta’s a girl too meaning they are in-fact lesbians
4:07 my Alexa recognized that and started to play what's new Scooby doo. I'M FUCKING CRYING XDDD
8:45
Holy *shit* this is a wonderful way to remember those
0:43 see, when I was in high school, I laughed at this post. Now that I'm in college? I cry, wishing it was real because oh my god would that save me _so much money._
Learn this lesson now, kids. Learn it well. Start saving money for textbooks ASAP. Because even if you think that your parents are paying for all of your college, there WILL come a time that for some reason, they can't help you out one semester. And if you don't have money saved up, _you will suffer._
Also RENTAL e-books are a lifesaver and most professors allow you to use them.
~advice from a tired, semi broke college student 🖤
0:25 a rare shiny coca-cola
*I am dying*
D-do you need a hug? Dont be dead inside?? Lmao this video was amazing like all your others, they help get me through math when the teacher thinks im listening to "music"
I just realize that there is literally only a year and four months left of the 2010s **gulps**
One month.
*One day*
There are -32 days left now
They gone now bro. And we want them back
Please bring us back everything is going wron g aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I’ve been wheezing at that Fall Out Boy title text post for the last 5 minutes lmaooo
By Panic! At the disco.
A.M. Seymour's voice just killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
Take the last few seconds of this video to heart people! Dont be afraid to ask for help as long as it's from the right person
At 3:10 I screenshotted it because I am SO using that as a pickup line exchange between two people in one of my stories. Thanks tumblr!
7:36 ya know one time at a birth day party I hit the painyata and it just fell to the ground and I was trampled for the candy
AND IT WAS MY BIRTH DAY PARTY!!!
8:43 *S O R E. W A. C H I G A U. Y O*
Sore wa
Chigawrong
どれはちがうろんぐ
*_Nagito, Makoto, and Hajime appears out of nowhere_*
leviBROsa: a spell to raise the mood at a party of 5-50 people
Holy Water damages other characters in Smash Bros.
That means they're all...
nOo-
Even the belmonts
I'm not exactly educated on holy water mechanics but I think it should be taken into account that the bottles erupt into flame upon contact with anything
this is my favorite thing in the world, tumblr can be incredibly stupid at times but i love all this wholesome stuff
4:12
YOU ACTUALLY SET OFF MY ALEXA!
This is from so long ago. But that last few seconds of this vid, thanks. I needed that today.
3:31 I have don this to myself so many times
Fun fact: In Greek champagne is pronounced like lasagne
Of course you are alive, you’ll always be alive... in our hearts
WAIT. ONE OF THOSE WAS A EATING DISORDER MEME ABOUT ANOREXIA BINGE PURGE SUBTYPE. AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT FINDS THAT WEIRD? LIKE, FUNNY. BUT ONE IF YOU KNOOOOOW
Travis from my street ? Is that you? Oh my gosh. This is so fucking funny. I'm happy and subscribed to your channel.
Joe Swanson sounds more like Cronk.
Dillon Willson Joe Swanson _is_ Kronk
Oh yeah, it’s all coming together now.
Easy way to figure out if someone's teleportation is really a time stop: handcuff them to a railing.
I have never been this early for anything in my life
Winter_8 But if the video was just posted and you watched it wouldn’t that make you on time
Is it just me or do these videos make my day when I’m having a really bad day at work........seriously guys I need these to get me by at work.......I have no social life......anyway keep up the good work......I know it’s 2019 and this was posted in 2018.....but that isn’t the point........I frigging need this entertainment!
1:52 funny, the whole time I thought Blue was a girl, then kids in my class told me she was a boy. I didn't believe them tho. Turns out, for once I was right
The blue can of Coca-Cola reminds me of the “Try Blue, it’s the new Red” scene in WALL-E
Joe Swanson, Ron Swanson, the Swanson’s are the manliest men alive other than chuck Norris, who they are descended from.
You have the perfect voice for this
tho, that's how you pronounce champagne(champaña) in spanish xd
Not to be confused with mushroom (champiñón)
And hebrew
"Your future spouse is currently walking around making memories that they'll tell you about one day."
Making a LOT of assumptions there, Tumblr...
Actually, it should be A.M. Seyless
Me waking up at half five: You got something against morning people?
Me going to sleep at midnight: Damn morning people.
IntSys: Kurai, you already know that Xander is your #1 husbando, and you have him. You are fine.
Me: Oh thanks guys-
*DANCER XANDER IS RELEASED*
IntSys: Sike. Now give us your money.
8:45 😂😂😂😂😂 Decided to rebinge tumblr compilations and this 😂😂😂😂😂 "ugh who ever wrote this can go to jikouku" got me busting 😂😂😂😂
DOES EVERY RUclipsR HAVE AN EVIL PERSONA NOW?!?WTF?
Yes.
As a very tiny RUclipsr, I have an evil persona.
Dracyan
Mine is 0mega. And I barely qualify as a RUclipsr.
Same
Mine is me because I hate myself
5:57 actually fall is the season that plants willing let their leaves die to conserve resources for the winter. While humans don't really have an equivalent I imagine for plants it's sorta like their teeth falling out so they can grow new ones.
I SAW SZIN DID I NOT
SZIN WHERE
@@elitaschoser2707 please tell me when you do
@@elitaschoser2707 2:22
*Juuria* is her Tumblr name. You're welcome
11:17 That's the Local 58 Real Sleep voice
I am earlier than I realized.
twinodoom same
that quip about the 2010s is SO much funnier in 2022
Why did you take down your latest video? I had people wanting to roast me and you didn't let them 😞
The cashier/customer joke- that is so darn true. With how often I repeat the same sentences (be they jokes or a canned response) I feel like an NPC going through a dialogue tree. But there's these weird moments where I get entirely different customers saying the exact same thing in response to a thing I say, which makes *them* look like the NPC.
*the gecko has spoken*
for the teleport one, i actually read a comic that solves that issue. if they stop time, then there'll be footprints all the way they walked while time stopped. teleport, only two footprints. and if you have detector plates, you can tell if it's actually super speed,if it detects it on different moments in time, even by miliseconds.
oh shit im early need to think if something to say
"Whoever wrote this one can go to Jigoku" is the best quote
50 views, 88 likes? What is this tomfoolery?
micah absolute poppycock
Literally the only mention I could find of Magenta being a boy was a pinterest post. Magenta is most likely a girl
5:26
DYK: That's basically how Endermen in Minecraft work. They don't teleport. They just move REALLY fast.
6:17 my mom can't eat whole tomatoes so legit she would, either way. like. she almost died once cuz of a fucking tomato. she can eat pizza fine because it isn't. whole. it's sauce. so if it was a whole tomatoes worth of sauce she'd be fine.
Yes from what I've seen, both Travis and Seymour are alive and I love them both until the end of time
2:23 personal favorite is “Robot Riot.” That battle choreography is godlike and the song is still rockin’ on its own.
5:23 THE WORLD!!!