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  • Опубликовано: 9 июл 2024
  • For anyone that has more than one child, there is definitely a favourite and a least favourite.
    Romesh Ranganathan evaluates his children, and one of them is (In Romesh's own words) FERAL!
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  • @MotiviqueStudio
    @MotiviqueStudio 2 года назад +1251

    I got so tired of the people at the nursery saying, "He had a good day" and then giving me the list of things that weren't good.

    • @strawberrycherrybaby
      @strawberrycherrybaby 2 года назад +102

      I really try to not do that with the moms of my childcare babies. You mention a good thing, mention any relevant bad things, and another good thing. Aka compliment sandwich. Nothing too good so they don’t feel like they’re missing out with their baby. Balancing act lol

    • @ArtisticallyDeclined
      @ArtisticallyDeclined 2 года назад +25

      @@strawberrycherrybaby lmao trying to make the bad thing less bad 😂

    • @ruud9761
      @ruud9761 Год назад +9

      @@strawberrycherrybaby I would image this is how you bring bad news to a kid, glad to know this still works with adults xD.

    • @XtopherMartin
      @XtopherMartin Год назад +3

      Maybe that WAS a good day for them.

    • @vanquish421
      @vanquish421 Год назад

      They mean good for your boy's standards lol

  • @chrisalvino812
    @chrisalvino812 2 года назад +926

    I just discovered this guy yesterday and he's quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians

    • @snakesnoteyes
      @snakesnoteyes 2 года назад +16

      He’s absolutely brilliant in the season of Task Master that he’s in.

    • @groundhogguns5828
      @groundhogguns5828 2 года назад +2

      Romesh is a superstar

    • @beezrow
      @beezrow 2 года назад +4

      Amen to that... before him was Trevor Noah before he hosted the Daily Show.... I think... I got an eye for comedic talent 🤔

    • @nichollsg623
      @nichollsg623 2 года назад +4

      discovered him 3 hours ago and have been watching his clips since then

    • @ColanthiusK89
      @ColanthiusK89 2 года назад +1

      Mine too!

  • @daviddegea920
    @daviddegea920 3 года назад +2099

    I think a big part of his fun is how good he's at using silent pauses. Great comedian!

    • @jeremywestern7067
      @jeremywestern7067 2 года назад +2

      hes unfunny. he only works cos the bbc need asians. his silent pauses should be decades long

    • @JakTheLad
      @JakTheLad 2 года назад +38

      @@jeremywestern7067 shut up you clown, he’s brilliant

    • @jeremywestern7067
      @jeremywestern7067 2 года назад +2

      @@JakTheLad hes about as funny as the rotten licence fee that pays his wages that no one wants

    • @jeremywestern7067
      @jeremywestern7067 2 года назад +1

      @Sai B at least most of britain dont think im a c***

    • @The_Real_Mier
      @The_Real_Mier 2 года назад +80

      @@jeremywestern7067 Here’s a weird thought: maybe you simply don’t like (or understand) his kind of humor…..
      I know, it’s a crazy idea that not everybody has to enjoy the same comedy or even the same comedians….
      And that that can just exist out there without people like you feeling the urge to bash the ones they don’t like…
      Again: it’s probably a crazy idea….
      Something about ‘coexisting together’ and ‘being respectful towards others’….
      You know, silly things like that………….

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H 3 года назад +712

    He's not social services but he's recording it on the internet lol

  • @FAHRENHEIT451JL
    @FAHRENHEIT451JL 2 года назад +566

    This gets funnier as my son gets older

    • @Matty.Hill_87
      @Matty.Hill_87 2 года назад +7

      It's so relatable as a parent 😂

  • @UltimaDoge
    @UltimaDoge 2 года назад +507

    It’s strange to see your kids grow up and they’re totally different. Take mine for an example,
    first one: don’t let others bully you, fight back, make your point and stand strong. You’re a great person and you you’ll have great friends.
    Second son: STOP BULLYING OTHER KIDS AND SETTING THINGS ON FIRE FFS!!! HOW TF DID YOU MANAGE TO MAKE THAT TOILET EXPLODE?!?!

    • @zytr0x108
      @zytr0x108 2 года назад +31

      Im an only child, but more and more I feel like I must’ve had an older brother or something.

    • @UltimaDoge
      @UltimaDoge 2 года назад +4

      @@zytr0x108 who knows :)

    • @sunfire5790
      @sunfire5790 2 года назад +1

      @@zytr0x108 your mom could’ve returned him back to the sender 😬

    • @zytr0x108
      @zytr0x108 2 года назад +7

      @@sunfire5790 If she returned a well behaved version of me, she would’ve returned me years ago 😂

    • @biggSHNDO
      @biggSHNDO 2 года назад +8

      I think you’re teaching the second one the same thing as the first, but the first is there to also influence the second, and so everything is magnified to the extremes in the second’s mind

  • @crystalsmith5330
    @crystalsmith5330 2 года назад +249

    I know exactly what's the kids are going to be...
    Child 1- engineer
    Child 2 - evil overlord
    Child 3 - assassin for evil overlord
    Child 4 - sports star

    • @Namron9797
      @Namron9797 Год назад +6

      As the third child, I can attest to this

    • @fobinc
      @fobinc Год назад +6

      As an only child you can be all 4.

    • @ebilkitteh24
      @ebilkitteh24 Год назад +4

      As a middle child of three, I am an Evil Overlord

    • @Ethereal_Mist
      @Ethereal_Mist Год назад

      Nailed it.

    • @silo3com
      @silo3com Год назад

      All boys I assume?

  • @alfa_kenny_body
    @alfa_kenny_body 2 года назад +95

    As a middle child, that sounds like your typical middle child 😂👍

  • @jeremychua4622
    @jeremychua4622 2 года назад +74

    Just discovered him 3 daya back .. like his delivery and pacing in the jokes .. funny!!

  • @JohnJohn-fp5gj
    @JohnJohn-fp5gj 2 года назад +85

    He's now one of my favorites comedians

  • @chsovi7164
    @chsovi7164 2 года назад +25

    I've definitely met people who were never toilet trained. You identify them by smell. It's not the location that's usually the problem, it's the cleanup

  • @dreamSurfers5912
    @dreamSurfers5912 2 года назад +112

    Comedian legend

  • @katmannsson
    @katmannsson 2 года назад +16

    This one has me ACTUALLY Crying, Criminal I hadnt heard of him before today.

  • @VeteranVandal
    @VeteranVandal 2 года назад +63

    "Have you ever met anyone?" Hahaahahahah

  • @horizoncontainerbuilds3928
    @horizoncontainerbuilds3928 2 года назад +26

    Legend, made me laugh start to finish 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃

  • @nk-dw2hm
    @nk-dw2hm 2 года назад +44

    After my kitten tried to breastfeed from me (30yo man) I always wore shirts while cuddling

    • @fairycat23
      @fairycat23 2 года назад

      Ouch! Hope you healed quickly.

    • @nk-dw2hm
      @nk-dw2hm 2 года назад +11

      @@fairycat23 It hurt mentally not physically

    • @apachehelicopter7625
      @apachehelicopter7625 2 года назад +2

      @@nk-dw2hm trying to make milk when you don’t have any does sound like it could be mentally exhausting after a while, did you succeed?

  • @masterobi9792
    @masterobi9792 2 года назад +40

    This man is too funny😂😂

  • @MrGamesaregreat
    @MrGamesaregreat 2 года назад +30

    I did the same thing with a spider-man costume I got when I was a kid.

  • @TheDeghohun
    @TheDeghohun 2 года назад +30

    Oh dear that was hilarious!

  • @DaddySantaClaus
    @DaddySantaClaus 2 года назад +28

    focking legend mate

  • @RicanHavoc89
    @RicanHavoc89 Год назад +5

    Lmaaoo. I'm heavy set too and my baby definitely tried to latch to me a few times. Jesus.

  • @eric_the_egggremlin
    @eric_the_egggremlin 2 года назад +25

    My mom told me I'm her favorite to live with bc my ADHD and her autism don't clash and make us hate each other. I'm not her favorite child though because she's the most egalitarian mom in the world and refuses to choose between me and my sister.

  • @ithamarlowe2629
    @ithamarlowe2629 2 года назад +5

    Why this recommended to me so late. This guy is super funny!

  • @Destiny51090
    @Destiny51090 2 года назад +9

    It’s so simple yet so funny

  • @thedone1342
    @thedone1342 2 года назад +9

    You ever find yourself watching the same Video over and over

  • @Andi_andI
    @Andi_andI Год назад +1

    I had to pause the video after the spiderman joke, I was laughing so hard my cheeks physically hurt

  • @Soul_404.
    @Soul_404. Год назад +1

    “No knife crime” 😂

  • @parm_is_coding
    @parm_is_coding 10 месяцев назад +1

    the last joke had me dying

  • @myishenhaines1706
    @myishenhaines1706 Год назад +15

    He makes me laugh and I have crippling depression. ☺️❤️

  • @ThomasDoubting5
    @ThomasDoubting5 Год назад +3

    He's a great comedian.

  • @joseph8208
    @joseph8208 2 года назад +3

    This is so funny!

  • @heatherhudson9891
    @heatherhudson9891 2 года назад +4

    What a genius.

  • @dylanjohnson4557
    @dylanjohnson4557 Год назад +2

    How has this man not received a special yet

  • @maxmurrin308
    @maxmurrin308 2 года назад +3

    LOL

  • @kasondaleigh
    @kasondaleigh 2 года назад +25

    Too funny!😂

  • @LinkTheFusky
    @LinkTheFusky 2 года назад +5

    All my nieces and nephews are cute but that’s just a trick, the oldest will have my stepdads (bandads) wallet getting robux, the second oldest with steal his phone for RUclips, the next one will be running around terrorising the house, the next will break everything they touch and the youngest will steal your food off your plate and take a bite out of something at a party and put it back on the plate

  • @susansusan6612
    @susansusan6612 2 года назад +6

    😂

  • @onelove5095
    @onelove5095 2 года назад +1

    3:02 Tesla Shopping anger perking RoyalPasifics

  • @ChildfreeLiving
    @ChildfreeLiving 4 месяца назад

    100% People with more than one child always have a fav! (and pretend not to lol) I'm so glad someone's actually being honest about it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RobinMcBeth
    @RobinMcBeth 2 года назад +27

    Well, after Johnny's trial, we know of ONE person who never got toilet training...

  • @lornemcneil
    @lornemcneil 3 года назад +21

    I have 2 girls ,1 and the other 🥰👀🙏

  • @grcarie
    @grcarie Год назад +1

    Movie night with a Costco pizza and ice cream.

  • @icantbebotheredwithnames
    @icantbebotheredwithnames 2 года назад +18

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

  • @highchiefsav
    @highchiefsav 2 года назад +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @fpcooper95
    @fpcooper95 2 года назад +30

    I laughed 😂, if you didn’t like it that’s your business lol

  • @centerflag982
    @centerflag982 2 года назад +4

    4:31 JK Rowling has entered the chat

  • @connieluvr
    @connieluvr 2 года назад +8

    this man is so funny

  • @roadlesstraveled34
    @roadlesstraveled34 8 месяцев назад

    That's EXACTLY what I've said about toilet training! I have four boys and I said "he's not going to go to college in diapers." And the third one just wanted to do like his brothers, I didn't train him at all.

  • @oscar6487
    @oscar6487 2 года назад +1

    Caught on camera by my mates 😂😂

  • @ahmedwashere12334
    @ahmedwashere12334 2 года назад +2

    lol

  • @allansiperly8302
    @allansiperly8302 Год назад

    He is a Scrilankan Gervais

  • @giammi56
    @giammi56 Год назад

    Good comedian, scary father

  • @oscar6487
    @oscar6487 2 года назад +1

    Christ has many 😂😂😂

  • @Namron9797
    @Namron9797 Год назад +8

    I don't think it's wrong that you have a favorite so long as you don't treat them any differently and make sure all the kids know they're loved equally. That last part is the important part.
    Because frankly, kids aren't dumb and will know it anyhow. Hiding it only makes them feel worse about it.

  • @patrickwalsh5153
    @patrickwalsh5153 Год назад

    I’m so happy to hear that I’m not the only father whose kids tried to breastfeed off of him

  • @barbarauridge1575
    @barbarauridge1575 2 года назад +3

    He must be hell to live with!

  • @surkewrasoul4711
    @surkewrasoul4711 3 года назад +25

    Not being very polite lately have we ? My good woman Helen,
    be nice 🙂

  • @VykeKing
    @VykeKing Год назад +2

    Was that fake clapping at 5:50? The audience was pretty still

  • @watchdog4454
    @watchdog4454 Год назад

    Might want to teach your kids how to use a urinal though never had anyone teach me and it splashed back

  • @thecocktailian2091
    @thecocktailian2091 2 года назад +77

    This mans detractors are always going on that he is only basing his comedy on his ethnicity. I guess now they will pivot and say he is a child abuser. Funny is funny, and complainers just complain.

    • @georgewilliamsiii4677
      @georgewilliamsiii4677 2 года назад +1

      Literally Noone but you

    • @decrulez
      @decrulez 2 года назад +5

      @@georgewilliamsiii4677 you must be new here

    • @georgewilliamsiii4677
      @georgewilliamsiii4677 Год назад

      @@decrulez nope. And did look through the comments. Many people try to do this, one up the haters but then no haters appear lol. I didn't get randomly into Romesh, I searched these vids lol.
      Honestly though you've been great, thanks for playing and that's all folks.

    • @decrulez
      @decrulez Год назад +3

      @@georgewilliamsiii4677 it took you 2 months to come up with that reply. I know you were slow based on the face you couldn’t spell “no one” but 2 months???

  • @stevenarvizu3602
    @stevenarvizu3602 Год назад

    What is a push chair? Is that a British thing?

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Год назад

    Nasty weight stigma at the end. So sad.

  • @SuperShteveMadden
    @SuperShteveMadden 2 года назад +50

    Anyone else think that he has noticeably small hands?

    • @ArtemisIsFoul
      @ArtemisIsFoul 2 года назад +33

      Just you, m8.

    • @PippetWhippet
      @PippetWhippet 2 года назад +28

      He’s just wearing a suit designed to hide fat - and the side effect of those suits is that they make your hands look small. I know because I have one!

    • @paghal11
      @paghal11 2 года назад +1

      @@PippetWhippet One small hand? What happened to the other one? Hopefully its normal sized.

  • @DC-wg1cr
    @DC-wg1cr 2 года назад

    Abolish stickers and all forms of institutional rationality

  • @syringaflower1498
    @syringaflower1498 2 года назад +2

    We can quit having babies for a minute. It's really OKAY. The human race will survive. Here's some perspective: 1 Child= a fancy sports car, house paid off, Christmas in Vegas and summer in 🇮🇹 Italy. Think about that.

    • @tonyadamson8144
      @tonyadamson8144 Год назад +2

      I mean... Japans doing that quite well... Actually they are on the decline with population, adding to too much elderly population very shorty. Country's need a balance

  • @apachehelicopter7625
    @apachehelicopter7625 2 года назад +1

    Did she assume her kids gender, what dinosaur parenting is this

  • @DC-wg1cr
    @DC-wg1cr 2 года назад

    Tbh toilet training is weird af, just treat kids like a little puppy until they can think for themselves and use a bathroom, when they understand this that is a benchmark to go to Kindergarten.

  • @jonathandunleavy-colgan8876
    @jonathandunleavy-colgan8876 2 года назад +6

    Don’t get me wrong. I like Romesh, I enjoy his humour big time but not on standup 😬

    • @jonathandunleavy-colgan8876
      @jonathandunleavy-colgan8876 2 года назад

      @Pro Semite how can I explain personal preference. Strange question

    • @fulnaz3164
      @fulnaz3164 2 года назад

      Ahh not a big fan of on stage performance then, Im the same but with singer lol

  • @dutchvanderbilt9969
    @dutchvanderbilt9969 3 года назад +6

    Dara o Brien is better

    • @liamhutchinson1987
      @liamhutchinson1987 3 года назад

      Lol yep, thought the same.

    • @UnlimitedRicePudding_
      @UnlimitedRicePudding_ 3 года назад +59

      Comedy is subjective, and the good thing is - there are different comedians out there with different styles. You cannot say that a comedian is objectively better than another.

    • @lavafishswims1635
      @lavafishswims1635 3 года назад +35

      Is it a competition?

    • @parrot_snake9723
      @parrot_snake9723 2 года назад +25

      Go watch him then

    • @godlovesyou1995
      @godlovesyou1995 2 года назад

      @@UnlimitedRicePudding_ ik what you mean but ofc some are better than others

  • @budte
    @budte Год назад

    Box ticking comedian. Not funny at all.

  • @siiiriously3226
    @siiiriously3226 Год назад

    Men complaining about their children. So original. 🙄🙄

    • @LOL-eu2vd
      @LOL-eu2vd Год назад +4

      Mate it’s a comedy show

  • @kevwalker5714
    @kevwalker5714 3 года назад +12

    Hes just not funny in any sense of the word.

    • @brookin
      @brookin 2 года назад +184

      But you're here anyway! What a way to live! 😂

    • @ant9925
      @ant9925 2 года назад +83

      Why are you watching multiple videos of him then?

    • @am7944
      @am7944 2 года назад +58

      The fact he used to be a math teacher makes him even funnier in my opinion.

    • @bl00dhoney
      @bl00dhoney 2 года назад +5

      @@am7944 your math teacher or your maths teacher?

    • @PreservationEnthusiast
      @PreservationEnthusiast 2 года назад +2

      @@brookin He's about as funny as a plank of wood. He only gets on so the BBC can tick their Asian box.

  • @robdykes3659
    @robdykes3659 2 года назад +6

    Not even funny,what are these people laughing at

    • @paghal11
      @paghal11 2 года назад +7

      You're clearly entirely humorless. Or maybe just American.

    • @XxxX-kg2pm
      @XxxX-kg2pm 2 года назад +31

      @@paghal11 dont bring the rest of americans in this lol im american and found this funny. rob dykes is just humorless

    • @wayward.philosopher
      @wayward.philosopher 2 года назад +12

      @@paghal11 whoa, whoa, Romesh's humor transcends culture! Don't hate on us Americans just 'cause @rob dykes is humorless and may or may not be American!

    • @roxanne559
      @roxanne559 2 года назад +1

      I don’t know what tickles YOUR giggledick bone. He’s hilarious, and I hope you’re doing okay.😌

    • @robdykes3659
      @robdykes3659 2 года назад

      I watched the audience clapping at about 5:53 and there this huge noise of clapping and the video pans round from the ceilings and there is very few people clapping ,it's a soundtrack from some other show put over the top to fool people into like you idiots that their laughing and clapping at him

  • @Matiwe
    @Matiwe 2 года назад +7

    he' not boring, but he's not funny. It's like watching an episode of the current Simpsons. The laughs sounds like a laugh track too, wtf, it's weird.

  • @killpandakill
    @killpandakill 2 года назад +2

    I definitely don't understand why anyone finds this funny. Cool, you don't like your kids. What a clever take. 🤷‍♂

    • @MattsOutrageous
      @MattsOutrageous 2 года назад +26

      He does like his kids, he's just aware that one of them has personality flaws and is then exaggerating that for a bit so he can do his job well. You need to relax a little bit, life's stressful enough as it is.

    • @killpandakill
      @killpandakill 2 года назад

      @@MattsOutrageous Hahah ya doy, obviously I'm referring to the "comedic" character he's developed, not him as a person. It's a boring character built on lazy stereotypes. And he's the same in everything I've seen him in. It's like telling dated jokes about how much you hate your wife. Forgive me for having my own opinions when it comes to clever writing vs lazy writing. If you find it funny that's cool, no need to take what I say personally Matt. Heed your own advice here and relax.

    • @alle38
      @alle38 2 года назад +9

      @@killpandakill Well you obviously don't have children then, since any parent will recognize and relate to this.
      Even people without children, just by observing children, knows that not all children are nice people and some of them are pricks, even your own ones.

    • @southpaw97_
      @southpaw97_ 2 года назад +4

      @@killpandakill Nah this dudes hilarious. Maybe you just dont like dry sarcastic humor?

    • @dreadedking5762
      @dreadedking5762 2 года назад

      Well you have too options mam, become a comedian and try to fill the Apollo or click of the video.

  • @jaysdood
    @jaysdood Год назад

    He is one funny coconut! 😂

  • @SR-pr2xz
    @SR-pr2xz 7 месяцев назад

    Who does that? try youtube. apparantly, people in the ME do that according to CCTV 🤣

  • @Eagleeye644
    @Eagleeye644 Месяц назад

    🤣🤣🤣