"How long will you be in the hospital for your heart surgery?" Rodney: "if all goes well, about a week. If it doesn't, about an hour and a half." RIP, Rodney.
Rodney said: "When I grew up we were too poor to afford Christmas tree tinsel. We just waited around for Grandpa to sneeze." Yucky, but funny. That's our Rodney.
My father wasn't a good Santa Claus he got it all wrong. He kept going UP the chimney. Terrible, terrible...he tried to give Rudolph a brighter nose , he wond up electrocuting him with an extension cord . Sad day , terrible Christmas.
@@clarkeugene5727I think prudish people that can't or wont hear an occasional dirty joke have deep secretive sexual thoughts/ desires such that ANYTHING sexually verbaled shames them for "their own" secret sexual thoughts and desires. They're Prude Hypocrites!
You're so funny I used some of his jokes to make people laugh they don't know they're not mine because they're so old just looking at a second story house to rent answer the ad got one story what to go look at it got another story no respect no respect I ask this woman her sign she said stop do not enter my ex was a water sign I was a earth sign together we made mud
Rodney Dangerfield the king of one liners. Never got any respect. RIP
Mr. Dangerfield your a classic.
It *was* a very specific subject. Maybe, “that’s all folks!”?
The video would be better without the annoying music.
Never seen a vid yet that's improved by background sounds
You're right
Agreed
Absolutely
F#ck yeah.... couldn't get through the clip....
One of the funniest men to walk this earth!
I saw him perform in Pittsburgh, PA decades ago. I laughed so hard my ribs were sore. A true comic genius.
The wives hate you for it.
Wish this was longer. Could watch him all day lol RIP
Probably one of the best one liners ever.😊😊
The Great Rodney Dangerfield!! 🎄⛄🤶
Rodney Dangerfield and Henny Youngman, both old school from NYC, both hilarious. "Take my wife.....please".
ALWAYS GREAT TO WATCH HIM !!!
Merry Christmas in heaven to you and Sam kinison 🥃
These are some bangers!
Rodney Dangerfield is king of comedy. RIP Sweet Soul of humorous laugher. ⭐️
"How long will you be in the hospital for your heart surgery?" Rodney: "if all goes well, about a week. If it doesn't, about an hour and a half." RIP, Rodney.
RODNEY WAS THE BEST.
Are you kiddin..
These are all great but that first joke made me laugh so hard lmao
2nd one was a subtle ugly Christmas sweater joke too lol. 1st is a classic, was nice to see in the picture book.
Always a good thing to catch Rodney, Keep em coming
Your are the man ❤❤❤😊😊😊
Rodney said: "When I grew up we were too poor to afford Christmas tree tinsel. We just waited around for Grandpa to sneeze."
Yucky, but funny. That's our Rodney.
I love that man.
Why people feel the need to put loud music in a video that interferes with hearing the dialogue is beyond me...But RD's the bomb...!
You have to suspect they were dropped on their heads a few times when they were babies.
Always a hoot
My father wasn't a good Santa Claus he got it all wrong. He kept going UP the chimney. Terrible, terrible...he tried to give Rudolph a brighter nose , he wond up electrocuting him with an extension cord . Sad day , terrible Christmas.
I wanted to buy a candle holder but the store didn’t have one so I brought a cake -Mitch hedberg
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ty for the video! ☺♥
Sad he would be cancelled today by our press for some of those jokes.
Now that you mention it, yes.
@@clarkeugene5727I think prudish people that can't or wont hear an occasional dirty joke have deep secretive sexual thoughts/ desires such that ANYTHING sexually verbaled shames them for "their own" secret sexual thoughts and desires.
They're Prude Hypocrites!
When Rodney was a kid he asked his old man to take him to the zoo. His old man said, "If they want you they can come and get you!".
Cut the extra music
Rodney made a Christmas toast honoring his wife's birthday: *To the best woman a man ever had🥂*
The waiter joined in! No respect at all, I tell ya! 👔
To all you illiterates: It's you're unless and until it's your.
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Background music too loud and irritating
Get rid of the music
The music has got to go..WHY?
You're so funny I used some of his jokes to make people laugh they don't know they're not mine because they're so old just looking at a second story house to rent answer the ad got one story what to go look at it got another story no respect no respect I ask this woman her sign she said stop do not enter my ex was a water sign I was a earth sign together we made mud
Great clip, but please drop the annoying music.
Do people really think this guy is funny
Well obviously he can’t hold a candle to you, but he’s trying.