Jerma winning 700 000 dollars at a slot machine and starting to think he's Jesus is exactly what I expect to happen before he's finally put in an asylum.
13:23 as someone who was raised in LV, walking through casinos to get to restaurants is pretty normal for me. Turning a corner and seeing some guy doing donuts with the display show car in the middle of the room hits home for me. 10/10
Something tells me that Jerma didn't know going all-in against someone with less money doesn't actually risk all of your money, but that just makes it all the funnier.
12:23 I was freaking out here like how INSANE do you have to be to bet 400,000 chips when all you needed to bet was 7000. Literally putting the end of the game on the line and yet still works out fine. No wonder he's an addict, when he needs it most it works
In poker, even overbetting by going all-in like this has a maximum "pot" that can be won. Since she can only possible put in a total of 11,000 (8k+3k), the maximum possible pot would be 22,000. At most he would have lost 11,000.
Jerma being able to gamble in any game is always the highlight of any stream. The magnum opus Vegas Stakes stream proved this, and I'm glad to see even small inklings of that vibe again.
@@AxxLAfriku You say you're an icon when Cheese Touch Gaming, a channel that uploads memes that have been reposted to death with a thumbnail and title that has nothing to do with the video quite often, not only has more subs, but is also verified.
imagine being a gunner in an attack helicopter shooting at this guy in a onesie, and he just drinks a jug of orange juice and hurls a wooden box at your pilot
Apocalyptic Zombies invading the Casino. Meanwhile, you've got an overweight middle-aged man who's been sitting at the slot machine nonstop for several days.
Anyone remember when Jerma rammed Star into the ground with a giant metal rack in this game? God that shit was funny... That was back before the *plague* hit
The potentiality of soft locking and dozens of time limits is what kept me away from these games honestly. I played them and thoroughly enjoyed them but I most of the time just wanted to explore and kill shit.
@@themigtyboosh No story missions, but it had "minigame missions" that you would unlock by killing X amount of zombies. There were stars around the map and when you interacted with them you would start the challenge (stuff like "Kill X Zombies with Y weapon", "Parkour to [this location]", and so on). Bosses would appear from time to time, and all NPC characters were already Defected and attacked on sight (which was one way to get the Protoman helmet from that one guy if you didn't want to spend time gambling). You also didn't have to worry about Zombrex and any money and levels you gained in Sandbox Mode was also carried over to the Story Mode.
Forte A. Nother yeah the zombrex was just another one of those time limits. That does sound cool tho!! I wish they’d make a brand new dead rising honestly and just chill with the time limited missions and goals. I’d still probably play it either way tho
That's what makes it fun for me. The time limit entices you to play again. Look at Dead Rising 4, apart from being shit in general, the lack of time limit makes it obvious that Dead Rising is a pretty bare bones game that relies on a balance between what you want to do and what the game wants you to do.
He's on twitch every day but hired a bunch of people to do stream highlight videos on RUclips. Theres a couple archive channels that upload the full streams on YT pretty soon after they end, if youre interested. Just search "jerma stream archive".
Dead Rising seems like such a great game, but every single time I've tried to play it the Survivor AI has made me so goddamn angry that I just gave up before the end of the first day. 17:46 I had this exact same thing happen to me like three times in the first game. I know the answer is that you're not able to save EVERYBODY your first go around, but if the Survivor AI was just a LITTLE bit better then the game would be so much more bearable
The secret to not pulling your hair out is not expecting to achieve the 100% survivor goal without being at least level 40+. Just settle for as many as you can the first time through.You run like twice as fast at max level.
Un-fucking-believable, that Poker game. That was like if Casino Royale was a comedy, and the entire rest of the movie is James Bond trying to capture/kill Jerma to get the money back, but Jerma keeps accidentally dodging everything like Clouseau.
Jerma's gambling problem never ceases to entertain me, no matter what game he is playing he finds a way to gamble, now lets take another look at that debt counter.
“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for Jerma to play a game without touching the gambling minigame” - Jesus
"Yet Jerma is born to gamble, as surely as sparks fly upward." -Job 5:7
@@skye4 Jerma Gambling compilation video when?
dr jerma and mr green
@@skye4 "When God created Jerma, He said: 'Let there be gambling!'"
Jerma winning 700 000 dollars at a slot machine and starting to think he's Jesus is exactly what I expect to happen before he's finally put in an asylum.
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Wins a high stakes poker tournament raising his money above 2 million dollars.
Next scene: Under 1 million at the slot machine.
The cuts are out of order. The poker tournament was like 30 minutes after the slot machine fiasco.
@@hamie96 no they arent check his level
@@andraskurucz839 you realize that this guy probably watched the stream, and you’re just saying he’s wrong right?
@@hamie96 Did he load into an earlier save for that? His level is lower than the slot machine clip in that one.
By the looks of it, he bought the car
my favorite gambling addict
My peepee hurts.
Yo.
Jerma is playing dead rising like it is dark souls
But this time, EVERYTHING is him dying to pinwheel
Now we just need him to repeatedly die to fall damage
Jerma and his jermaism doesnt allow him to spend his time wisely
Q
13:23 as someone who was raised in LV, walking through casinos to get to restaurants is pretty normal for me. Turning a corner and seeing some guy doing donuts with the display show car in the middle of the room hits home for me. 10/10
First he's smarter than God, now he's richer than Jesus?
he is the messiah. its him
And the Master of Comedy and the man of a million voices
everybody put your hands up
The audacity!!
@@shallabim912 He's messiaaaaaaaahhhh
“I AM INVINCIBLE” -Mr. Green, avatar of greed
Something tells me that Jerma didn't know going all-in against someone with less money doesn't actually risk all of your money, but that just makes it all the funnier.
12:23 I was freaking out here like how INSANE do you have to be to bet 400,000 chips when all you needed to bet was 7000. Literally putting the end of the game on the line and yet still works out fine. No wonder he's an addict, when he needs it most it works
In poker, even overbetting by going all-in like this has a maximum "pot" that can be won. Since she can only possible put in a total of 11,000 (8k+3k), the maximum possible pot would be 22,000. At most he would have lost 11,000.
Jesus:
- Broke
- Died Once
Jerma:
- Millionaire
- Died like a thousand times
You do the math
Considering hes like 5 billion dollars in debt, Jesus may have him beat
@@SpaceSmurf3000 He'll turn it around. Just gotta believe in him.
I thought that said "you do the meth"
@@PointsofData One step ahead of you buddy.
Jerma being able to gamble in any game is always the highlight of any stream. The magnum opus Vegas Stakes stream proved this, and I'm glad to see even small inklings of that vibe again.
I am astonished that this man doesn't have over a million subscribers yet. Keep it up Jerma!
Its because he went and started a second channel
I feel like jermas small-ish community is what makes his stream great
It’s also because he never sold out 🙌
Jerma's actually kinda big now on twitch, 10k Andrew and all
@@CruisinBen he's millions of dollars in debt, just wait
Jerma wins two Poker hands he definitely shouldn't have won and also went all in both times
Insane local streamer indulges his gambling addiction, compares himself to Jesus
@@AxxLAfriku brother if your life is amazing you wouldn't need to tell the world
@@AxxLAfriku You say you're an icon when Cheese Touch Gaming, a channel that uploads memes that have been reposted to death with a thumbnail and title that has nothing to do with the video quite often, not only has more subs, but is also verified.
@@AxxLAfriku this is not self promotion, this is cringe
No Juan gets left behind.
No, Juan gets left behind
Everyone: Deadrising 2 is a zombie game, about saving your daughter.
Jerma: Deadrising 2 is a zombie themed casino game.
Personally I would have crapped my pants if I was in Jessica's position during that second game of Poker
Personally, I did not ask
@@christfigure You must be fun at parties.
@@AnimeMiner57 personally, I didn't ask
"What the hell is this guy doing- DID HE GO ALL IN AGAIN?"
Finally after taking up card counting classes, Jerma was able to pay his debt and reconcile his gambling addiction.
-Good End-
Unfortunately he was banned in tournaments for counting cards, just like Ster was
4:05, my brain, literally all the time
29:38 I love how smooth and calm the drill animation is compared to all the frantic jumping, kicking and zig-zagging Jerma does in a boss fight.
imagine being a gunner in an attack helicopter shooting at this guy in a onesie, and he just drinks a jug of orange juice and hurls a wooden box at your pilot
he started streaming this when i was studying aborad and. it was something to be eating cereal in the morning to this game play.
Gg
it was the first time i watched one of his streams and laughed so much decided sleep wasnt worth it that night
Famed messiah Jesus985 uses a metal barricade to single-handedly decimate a van
I love the Chris-Chan cosplay outfit at 1:45
Apocalyptic Zombies invading the Casino.
Meanwhile, you've got an overweight middle-aged man who's been sitting at the slot machine nonstop for several days.
Jerma is the only gaming creator that i can stomach being bad at games
He literally completed the Dark Souls trilogy blindfolded
I'd say he's at least moderately good, look at his Hades playthrough. He better be cause it's his job lol.
@@NeapolitanApe yeah I say he's a good player as long as he takes a good look at the rules
Gaming...creator?
@@PointsofData maybe English isn't their first language lol
Jerma, with 2 million dollars: Why would you ever do something that stupid?
Hard cut to Jerma with 900 thousand dollars in front of a slot machine.
He probably spent $1,000,000 on the car key.
when the imposter is jeSUS 😳 😳
“time management today” ...... yeaaahhh
Those slot machine sounds are *blessed*
It's insane how lucky he was during that poker game
He had a gambling mag increased his hand by a fuck ton
13:24 Mr Greenz cameo
the game must have actually been pissed he won those two all ins & just made him suffer at that boss fight because of it.
Local gambler begs people to PLEASE get away from him
The toddler clothes make him look like Chris-Chan
"HEY, JERMA985 HERE,
and you're there!"
Mmm, yeah.
Stop the gambling? I'm working on it!
They make him look like Jerma
Jermachu
I like being confused by the title and completely understanding it by the time the video is halfway through.
Anyone remember when Jerma rammed Star into the ground with a giant metal rack in this game? God that shit was funny...
That was back before the *plague* hit
This really is the Dark Souls of zombie games.
A game centered around timed escort missions sounds like my personal hell
The potentiality of soft locking and dozens of time limits is what kept me away from these games honestly. I played them and thoroughly enjoyed them but I most of the time just wanted to explore and kill shit.
That's what I loved about Off the Record; it had a Sandbox Mode for that exact purpose.
Forte A. Nother wooaaah it did? But no missions I’m guessing right?
@@themigtyboosh No story missions, but it had "minigame missions" that you would unlock by killing X amount of zombies. There were stars around the map and when you interacted with them you would start the challenge (stuff like "Kill X Zombies with Y weapon", "Parkour to [this location]", and so on). Bosses would appear from time to time, and all NPC characters were already Defected and attacked on sight (which was one way to get the Protoman helmet from that one guy if you didn't want to spend time gambling). You also didn't have to worry about Zombrex and any money and levels you gained in Sandbox Mode was also carried over to the Story Mode.
Forte A. Nother yeah the zombrex was just another one of those time limits. That does sound cool tho!! I wish they’d make a brand new dead rising honestly and just chill with the time limited missions and goals. I’d still probably play it either way tho
That's what makes it fun for me. The time limit entices you to play again. Look at Dead Rising 4, apart from being shit in general, the lack of time limit makes it obvious that Dead Rising is a pretty bare bones game that relies on a balance between what you want to do and what the game wants you to do.
Oh shit I just had nostalgia and watched jerma is miffed again as a yearly ritual xD And Now I see that he is doing videos again ffs - time to binge
these are stream highlights :)
He's on twitch every day but hired a bunch of people to do stream highlight videos on RUclips. Theres a couple archive channels that upload the full streams on YT pretty soon after they end, if youre interested. Just search "jerma stream archive".
famously wealthy individual Jesus Christ
Wasn't Jesus homeless
Jerma gambles for 30 minutes the stream
The chosen intro was genius, it was one of the best parts of the stream to see him win just going all in
The editing of him winning over a million on the giant slots immediately to him in a sports car doing donuts in front of it just to crash slays me
Dead Rising seems like such a great game, but every single time I've tried to play it the Survivor AI has made me so goddamn angry that I just gave up before the end of the first day. 17:46 I had this exact same thing happen to me like three times in the first game. I know the answer is that you're not able to save EVERYBODY your first go around, but if the Survivor AI was just a LITTLE bit better then the game would be so much more bearable
The secret to not pulling your hair out is not expecting to achieve the 100% survivor goal without being at least level 40+. Just settle for as many as you can the first time through.You run like twice as fast at max level.
Play an easier game, then. DR clearly isn't for you.
"Why would you do something so STUPID," smash cut to him spending more time and fictional money to earn more fictional money
this playthrough has made me realize i didnt miss a god damn thing from not owning this as a kid. this seems so frustrating. but its fun to watch
Uuuh, no. He truly is just ass at the game. He made it so much harder than it actually is.
5:14 when jermas fans start to come over for meet and greet
I love how people are gambling in the middle of zombie apocalypse like there's nothing better to do they may be right 🤷🤷
Ehhh, Dead Rising is less "apocalypse" and more outbreaks happen, but the military can contain them just fine if given time to do so.
I'm sure too
Un-fucking-believable, that Poker game. That was like if Casino Royale was a comedy, and the entire rest of the movie is James Bond trying to capture/kill Jerma to get the money back, but Jerma keeps accidentally dodging everything like Clouseau.
Kooler then Jesus
The electric messiah, the ac/dc god
ANGER
COMMENT
26:29 Jerma modeling a clay vase but he forgot to add water
Wow, Jeremy, great content, keep it up, proud of you.
With the "richer than Jesus" amount of money, going all-in every turn is truly not a bad strat lmao
richer then Jesus? hot dam this guy is gonna buy all out hotpockets! awaaaay!
It's wild to think Dead Rising 2 is the best Dead Rising game, but it still has so many infuriating elements to it.
It wouldnt be a dead rising game without its infuriating elements
I always thought the first one was the best
The no Juan left behind arc truly was a modern day tragedy
Verb and noun stream would redeem debt if you had any
12:46 Jesus Christ, if Phil Hellmuth saw that bad beat in real life he'd kill himself
HOW DID HE BE ABLE TO PUT A FUCKING CASINO FOYALE CLIP IN. TO THE MANAGER YOU A FUCKING LENGEND
DAMN EROUPA YOU A WHOLE ASS DESTINY MAP
I don't think I've died once to the zombies in this game, and I played it when it first came out
CRAZED Vegas resident claims casino winnings as proof of DIVINITY
13:16
Mr greenz is coming out
Goblin jerma = best jerma
I see Jerma subscribes to the supply line Jesus theory then
How does every jerma stream end up with him gambling
MEAT ON BONE MEAT ON BONE
*insert Teruteru Hanamura having a fucking seizure here*
@@GatsbyMusic On The Meat Bone
I can't believe Mr. GreenZ made a cameo appearance in DR2
I would absolutely pay to see a Jerma asmr stream
Jerma: *worried about running out of time for the main missions
Also jerma: 13:24
when the imposter is *bald* 😳!
Deceased have risen
What a god of a gambler
Classic trip down to South Point is what it honestly looks like
I'm 20 years younger than jerma and even I know how to play poker.
The fact he went all in twice with hands that shouldn't have won, but did win, is insane.
You have to be 18 to click the adult content warning to get into his streams you LIAR.
It's funnier thinking about him gambling as Chuck, since his last name is actually Greene
Jerma gets a pair of tens: “oh no, this is so bad”
12:42 22.7% chance to win and he nails it. Rofl 🤣
crazed vegas streamer wins fake lottery and goes insane all over again
Local ""streamer"" crucified to popsicle sticks for messiah blasphemy
Jerma's gambling problem never ceases to entertain me, no matter what game he is playing he finds a way to gamble, now lets take another look at that debt counter.
6:30 *looks at how much time is left* perfect
8:23 Jerma at a Chuck E Cheeses getting bit by a kid
a million is still a long way from the 2.5 billion dollars debt
Jerma is way better than he was yesterday, can confirm
he hit from like from 10 jermas away
He is not wrong about zombie games. That comment was so true. Every zombie game with assault rifle goons are super annoying.
I'm going to pour coolant into my BH
This is where you’ve been are you fucking with me
17:50 *it starts, with, juan thing i don't know why*
drew crew up in this bitch
Wow, watch out guys, this guy has more money than a guy that rode on a donkey.
No game is safe from Jerma's crippling gambling addiction.
No Juan left behind