Vulcans have stronger emotions than humans. They are better at controlling it. Michael behaved like a Vulcan in the first season but rejected their ways later on.
@@Sp_tacnik a true allegory of DISCO REJECTING; logic, canon, good writing, internal consistency, good design, intelligence, respect for everyone, and love…..
Exactly! I jumped around a bit, but I'm not going to sit through 13 minutes of Michael Burnham crying. I get it, the actress has range, good for her, now let's do what they did in-universe and forget that Discovery ever existed.
- Raised by Vulcans. - More emotional than any starship captain. - After serving in the Navy, I can tell you that a real naval ship couldn't operate with a captain like this. The other nations would run us over in a second. - The other starship captains at least tried to give some semblance of a balanced or centered leader regardless of personality or background. - Paramount is 15 billion in debt (I wonder why). Its only way to survive is to merge with Skydance, with Paramount hoping to get an ST Academy series made with, yep, you guessed it, more Crying-Burnham era.
Regarding the last point, I'm honestly looking forward to a video from a certain youtuber which will start out something like ""Hello everyone this is nitpicking nerd and this is my review of episode 1 of starfleet academy and I think nothing about this show makes any sense if you really think about it..."
There's nothing wrong with crying when it's appropriate for the situation, but holy crap, this is excessive for someone who is supposed to be a professional officer in a serious organization.
Terrible show. I imagine the 23 people still watching will miss it. I genuinely didn’t even realize it was still on the air, much less that it was officially ending 😂
I think I heard Janeway apologize for doing something wrong, without pleading justifications, maybe two or three times. One of which got erased from history.
It may seem amazing that this is only 13 minutes long, but considering that most of these clips are under 10 seconds long, some less than 5, this is really like one-hundred scenes of Michael Burnham crying.
Yes.... apparently 23rd (to 32nd) century humans have become so flaky and unhinged they can't operate a starship for five minutes without a crying jag, without Betazoid assistance. This is a projection of a dim future, indeed. :-^
I don't remember Kirk crying except very briefly when his best friend and then his son died, but I haven't seen all of TOS. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I can think of exactly two scenes when Picard cried on TNG. The first one was when his mind was overwhelmed with powerful Vulcan emotions due to his mind meld with Sarek, and the second one was right after he had been horrifically violated by the Borg. And of course, he cried in Generations after finding out that his brother and nephew had burned to death. But I think he was mostly stoic beyond those instances. I don't think he even cried when he was undergoing Cardassian torture. I know that Sisko cried when his wife was killed, and he cried in his alternate existence in 'Far Beyond the Stars'. Were there any other times he cried? Did Janeway ever cry? What about Archer?
I've seen folk posting Kirk crying in episodes like "The Enemy Within," "The Naked Time" & "Plato's Stepchildren" as if an emotional split personality transporter accident, alien infection, and literal alien mind control are remotely comparable. Which is not to say Kirk hasn't been emotional in the series without outside influences ("City on the Edge of Forever" & "Requiem for Methuselah" in particular). Kirk was actually quite a sensitive & compassionate individual, he was just highly professional & private with his emotions to all but his very closest friends.
He got a little weepy when a girlfriend or three died, but he mostly held it together even then. That's actually a better track record than James Bond.
Picard breaking down after the fight with his brother was absolutely fucking peak character development. Literally the first true crack of vulnerability we saw (aside maybe his encounter with his elderly and very much not hanged-herself-to-death-in-her-30s-or-40s mother in Where No One Has Gone Before) of the venerable captain. Burnham apparently can't even give an order on the bridge without a good cry first.
Why tho? Why must she cry, why must she cryyyyyyyyYYyyyyyy? Also, need a mashup of that song with her crying compilation! "WHY MUST I CRY" song would fit perfectly with her.....crying! WHY must she cry?!! SERIOUSLY!!!
That would honestly be an interesting video idea. Crying compilation from main cast from TOS to ENT and then compare the length and emotional weight with Discovery crying 😂
If we're being honest, the actress has a very impressive range of sadness and pain, I think she could probably win a daytime Emmy if she was cast in some kind of soap opera. The problem is that Star Trek should be anything BUT a soap opera. To me, emotional moments in Trek usually happen because of the complex moral dilemmas really challenging characters, or the rare death or personal loss of a major character. She was either completely miscast for this part or the show-runners purposefully wrote her character in a illogical and self-defeating way. Such a Shame
even Dianna troi stopped crying after the first or second season. what would have help was the bringing that wiped Uhura's memory should have paid Michael Burnham a visit.
I have a British dictionary from the 1870's. Let's see... "Hysteria: A fit of emotional incontinence afflicting women and effeminate men. From Greek hystos, womb."
I guess that's what happens when you are forced to bury emotions, that they will eventually surface in greater force and frequency later on. Or something.
I remember one of my main problems with Season One being the limited range Greene brought to her portrayal of Burnham. I felt that she mostly had three expressions: Mostly she just looked unbearably smug or wannabe Vulcan-stoic (similar to Jeri Ryan as Seven or Jolene Blalock as T'Pol, but without the intellect these actresses brought to their roles to back it up). And when confronted by an extreme situation, she did a 180 and went for bug-eyed terror. Too much crying wasn't on my list of things I disliked about her. I feel like they overcompensated for the comparative lack of crying in all the remaining seasons.
What irks me most is that the only reason they chose it is because the creator, Brian Fuller, had a woman lead with a traditionally male first name in his last three TV series. That just seems self-indulgent to me.
When i now looking back on Destruction of original (or refited) USS Enterprise, you see? Nobody from crew crying, they are sad, they maybe regret, but they not crying because they knew that its part of plan, and they would do great disservice to Enteprise if they would not finished what they started. However viewers of the movie could cry, becuase this how it was intended. But creations of Discovery? They thing that if something looking cool in some reality show it could work on some TV show drama. Something about that they are inspired lot of by Buffy and some reaity shows make sense.
Compilation of Michael getting beat up over the course of 65 episodes. 13:35 Compilation of Worf getting beat up over the course of 178 episodes. 6:40 Please upload a version without any reaction scenes for flourish so we can more accurately determine the total percentage of Discovery that is crying.
Please excuse that i couldn't bring myself to watch this video. But seeing black queens constantly lose their composure for no good reason at all just isn't something i need in my life.
@@jamesxenophon9505 True however I was talking about the professionalism of the crews shown in old Star Trek in comparison to utterly dysfunctional crews of NuTrek.
The fact that she has a male name should have warned us ;) On the Enterprise she wouldn't survive one day. In classic Star Trek she wouldn't even make it to Starfleet Academy.
So glad STD captured what we all loved about star trek! The "Pew-Pew" and the crying. Oh....and girl bosses....Lots and lots of girl bosses. That's what made ST great tin the past- not thought provoking concepts, not REAL science implemented in the show- NOPE- nothing like that. Us fans just wanted was STD gave us- "pew-pews", girl bosses, overloads of emotion, and crying...lots and lots of crying
annnnd, I'm still glad I've never seen any of Discovery series. Just one more reason. lol.. Never seen it, and knowing what I know now, I wont buy DVDs either unless like $5 bargain bin for all three seasons.
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Review of the last episode Part 1 here: ruclips.net/video/u-VYOHC6DFQ/видео.html
Part 2 here: ruclips.net/video/ad3MUzeYyQQ/видео.html
I can tell that woman was raised by Vulcans.
Imagine if she wasn’t raised by Vulcans….she’d be CRA CRA crying non-stop like a geyser
Maybe Sybok...
"Your pain runs deep, Michael... share it with me!"
Vulcans have stronger emotions than humans. They are better at controlling it. Michael behaved like a Vulcan in the first season but rejected their ways later on.
@@Sp_tacnik a true allegory of DISCO REJECTING; logic, canon, good writing, internal consistency, good design, intelligence, respect for everyone, and love…..
@@__-xv3pr Michael drove Sybok nuts.
Michy Bumham only has 3 emotion
- Mouth open
- Cry
- Smug
And can only make 2 sounds
-Cry
-Whisper
🤣 😂 never in 1 million years did I ever think that a compilation of Michael Burnham crying would be twice as long as a Short Trek!!! 🤣
And twice as entertaining
Exactly! I jumped around a bit, but I'm not going to sit through 13 minutes of Michael Burnham crying. I get it, the actress has range, good for her, now let's do what they did in-universe and forget that Discovery ever existed.
@@196cupcake ..... range? Lol
@@brantheblazed4322 I can go for a shorter rendition dubbed with tracks of my tears by Smokey Robinson!! 😂😂😂😂😂
- Raised by Vulcans.
- More emotional than any starship captain.
- After serving in the Navy, I can tell you that a real naval ship couldn't operate with a captain like this. The other nations would run us over in a second.
- The other starship captains at least tried to give some semblance of a balanced or centered leader regardless of personality or background.
- Paramount is 15 billion in debt (I wonder why). Its only way to survive is to merge with Skydance, with Paramount hoping to get an ST Academy series made with, yep, you guessed it, more Crying-Burnham era.
paramount is 15 billin in debt? for serious?
Regarding the last point, I'm honestly looking forward to a video from a certain youtuber which will start out something like ""Hello everyone this is nitpicking nerd and this is my review of episode 1 of starfleet academy and I think nothing about this show makes any sense if you really think about it..."
they never learn, they just keep making this junk. black girls don't even watch sci fi !!!
@@randomrazr As of March 2024, Paramount's debt is 15.8 billion dollars.
Google
How much is Paramount's debt
This woman gasps more frequently than Darth Vader.
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Well there's infinite diversity so there's a probability that she's half fish and just gasping for air.
At least Darth Vader gasping is somewhat justified due to him being a cyborg.
We need the Arnold Schwarzenegger sound board barking “Stop whining!”
This must have been so painful for him to edit, having to go through every Michael scene
Statistically with 65 episodes, divided by about 800 seconds of this breakdown, she had a 12-14 seconds cry session every episode =P
Hey! Math is raciss!
"That's the power of math people!" *munches cheeseburger*
@@brantheblazed4322 Tilly believes in Math but not in calories. It's New Math.
@@Laneous14 sounds like Kurtzman math to me
It's even worse when you consider the runtime of the shows without the intro, recap and closing credits.
That this video is only 13 odd minutes long is the most amazing thing about this.
Stop. Crying.
Wow, you actually fit all of it in under fifteen minutes? I figured this video would be at least a half hour. 🤣
"Burnham whisper-cried calmly."
You've had to go through every episode to capture these scenes. Get this man some therapy.
Don't forget to give him medals for his dedication in showing the world what Star Trek was and its ruined state now.
She made Spock cry, changing who he is for the rest of his life
I can't believe that it was only thirteen minutes long.
There's nothing wrong with crying when it's appropriate for the situation, but holy crap, this is excessive for someone who is supposed to be a professional officer in a serious organization.
I've, honestly, seen less crying at Sicilian funerals.
A good'a cry, justa likea momma yoos'da mayke
Daaaaayum! That is some serious shade
Less crying at north korean dictators funerals
Terrible show. I imagine the 23 people still watching will miss it.
I genuinely didn’t even realize it was still on the air, much less that it was officially ending 😂
I was shocked when they announced the final season, I had no idea it was still on.
"Michael cries way too often"
DSC fans: "No she doesn't!!"
I'm so glad we now have 13min and 35 seconds of solid proof.
I don't think Janeway ever cried and that show was for 7 years and 170ish episodes!!!
I think I heard Janeway apologize for doing something wrong, without pleading justifications, maybe two or three times. One of which got erased from history.
@@ranchoth But did she cry. Janeway did a lot of pleading. I remember when she almost cried because Tuvok betrayded her, but she didn't cry.
@@lutherfoust5483 Yep indeed. Janeway, Destroyer of Worlds, actually admitted she was wrong more times than she shed tears.
@@ranchoth yep, the more I watch this I have notice. Burnham cries so much she makes other people cry.
@@ranchoth Kirk the killer of edith keeler without tears!.
Cries way too much
The absolute worst lead performance in the history of television.
It may seem amazing that this is only 13 minutes long, but considering that most of these clips are under 10 seconds long, some less than 5, this is really like one-hundred scenes of Michael Burnham crying.
And that's why betazoids are important to starfleet
Yes.... apparently 23rd (to 32nd) century humans have become so flaky and unhinged they can't operate a starship for five minutes without a crying jag, without Betazoid assistance. This is a projection of a dim future, indeed. :-^
When they make a movie about Caitlin Clark they should cast Sonequa as that black basketball player that keeps bullying her
I don't remember Kirk crying except very briefly when his best friend and then his son died, but I haven't seen all of TOS.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I can think of exactly two scenes when Picard cried on TNG. The first one was when his mind was overwhelmed with powerful Vulcan emotions due to his mind meld with Sarek, and the second one was right after he had been horrifically violated by the Borg. And of course, he cried in Generations after finding out that his brother and nephew had burned to death. But I think he was mostly stoic beyond those instances. I don't think he even cried when he was undergoing Cardassian torture.
I know that Sisko cried when his wife was killed, and he cried in his alternate existence in 'Far Beyond the Stars'. Were there any other times he cried?
Did Janeway ever cry? What about Archer?
I've seen folk posting Kirk crying in episodes like "The Enemy Within," "The Naked Time" & "Plato's Stepchildren" as if an emotional split personality transporter accident, alien infection, and literal alien mind control are remotely comparable.
Which is not to say Kirk hasn't been emotional in the series without outside influences ("City on the Edge of Forever" & "Requiem for Methuselah" in particular). Kirk was actually quite a sensitive & compassionate individual, he was just highly professional & private with his emotions to all but his very closest friends.
He got a little weepy when a girlfriend or three died, but he mostly held it together even then. That's actually a better track record than James Bond.
He cried a little when his friend Matt Decker died.
Picard breaking down after the fight with his brother was absolutely fucking peak character development. Literally the first true crack of vulnerability we saw (aside maybe his encounter with his elderly and very much not hanged-herself-to-death-in-her-30s-or-40s mother in Where No One Has Gone Before) of the venerable captain. Burnham apparently can't even give an order on the bridge without a good cry first.
Why tho? Why must she cry, why must she cryyyyyyyyYYyyyyyy? Also, need a mashup of that song with her crying compilation! "WHY MUST I CRY" song would fit perfectly with her.....crying! WHY must she cry?!! SERIOUSLY!!!
Bravo for enduring all the crying to make this video for us! It's appreciated!
I knew this was going to be long before I clicked on it, but 13 minutes? LOL
The wigs, the weaves, the dock ropes, the emotions.
She doesn't stage-cry well.
now do one where it's all of the crying in discovery. probably be a full hour.
There's no way it's ONLY an hour
@@brantheblazed4322 There's also no way it can be contained in a single video.
@@georgeray1906 that's begging for a miniseries event
I can't watch this, makes me want to cry out of rage
All the crying combined from the five Trek series (TOS through Enterprise) would have less crying that Burnham.
That would honestly be an interesting video idea. Crying compilation from main cast from TOS to ENT and then compare the length and emotional weight with Discovery crying 😂
@@mds_main I agree.
It is getting more and more entertaining the longer you stick to it
If we're being honest, the actress has a very impressive range of sadness and pain, I think she could probably win a daytime Emmy if she was cast in some kind of soap opera. The problem is that Star Trek should be anything BUT a soap opera. To me, emotional moments in Trek usually happen because of the complex moral dilemmas really challenging characters, or the rare death or personal loss of a major character. She was either completely miscast for this part or the show-runners purposefully wrote her character in a illogical and self-defeating way. Such a Shame
Grin, what will you do now Discovery and Picard is finishing?
lots of edits
Get a grip, you are a starfleet officer, act like it!!!
She is one of the worst characters ever.
She gives Scrappy Doo a run for his money.
Michael Sue and Rey Sue are crying for first place for which one is the worst character. /s
@@rudiruttger At least Scrappy Doo killed Mindy Kaling's Velma.
even Dianna troi stopped crying after the first or second season. what would have help was the bringing that wiped Uhura's memory should have paid Michael Burnham a visit.
So professional and resiliant under pressure. A starfleet officer through and through..
Here tears have no affect on me due to
bad writing they are an insult
That's why she's at the bottom of the list of best Starfleet captains.
Thank goodness for the technological innovation of waterproof mascara! Or, maybe it should be, "Damn you, waterproof mascara!"
I have a British dictionary from the 1870's. Let's see... "Hysteria: A fit of emotional incontinence afflicting women and effeminate men. From Greek hystos, womb."
"Equisite logic"
One of my key issues about Michael's character was that she should have been written as a Vulcan.
Oh look, Mikey Spock: The eternal space victim.
No tears for Zora, though.
This was a lot shorter than I thought it would be.
She cried more than Charles Ingalls in Prarie!
I guess that's what happens when you are forced to bury emotions, that they will eventually surface in greater force and frequency later on. Or something.
This is the first Grin video I couldn't watch till the end
I expected this video to be at least an hour long
I remember one of my main problems with Season One being the limited range Greene brought to her portrayal of Burnham. I felt that she mostly had three expressions: Mostly she just looked unbearably smug or wannabe Vulcan-stoic (similar to Jeri Ryan as Seven or Jolene Blalock as T'Pol, but without the intellect these actresses brought to their roles to back it up). And when confronted by an extreme situation, she did a 180 and went for bug-eyed terror. Too much crying wasn't on my list of things I disliked about her.
I feel like they overcompensated for the comparative lack of crying in all the remaining seasons.
Everytime i think of STD i cry too
Is it just me or is someone trying to win some sort of television award?
I'm crying of laughter.
This your longest video on this channel? lol
Michael is a man’s name gorram it!
What irks me most is that the only reason they chose it is because the creator, Brian Fuller, had a woman lead with a traditionally male first name in his last three TV series. That just seems self-indulgent to me.
And people say Janeway had issues
How did you not get brain damage compiling these?
Space onions everywhere.
Ala South Park-> this is 'City Trek'
When i now looking back on Destruction of original (or refited) USS Enterprise, you see? Nobody from crew crying, they are sad, they maybe regret, but they not crying because they knew that its part of plan, and they would do great disservice to Enteprise if they would not finished what they started. However viewers of the movie could cry, becuase this how it was intended. But creations of Discovery? They thing that if something looking cool in some reality show it could work on some TV show drama. Something about that they are inspired lot of by Buffy and some reaity shows make sense.
USS Discovery does not neeed a ships councellor....it needs a whole Sanitarium!!!
I must say I love your videos but there's no way I'm going to sit through 13 minutes of that face crying.
24x7 Pon Farr
13 minutes of this 💩 is too much to endure, let alone 5 seasons.
The fact that theres over 10 minutes of crying in the series says alot.
S3E1 was the worst. They really brought it down for the last season, thank God.
If this is just Mikey Burnham crying, then how long would a video of all the characters be?
I dread to think. o.O
Hate Micheal Burnham with passion. She's crying at every chance she gets
I'm surprised that this is only 13:35 long 🤣
Compilation of Michael getting beat up over the course of 65 episodes. 13:35
Compilation of Worf getting beat up over the course of 178 episodes. 6:40
Please upload a version without any reaction scenes for flourish so we can more accurately determine the total percentage of Discovery that is crying.
I wonder if people named their daughters Michael in 2017 in anticipation of the return of Star Trek TV
Please excuse that i couldn't bring myself to watch this video. But seeing black queens constantly lose their composure for no good reason at all just isn't something i need in my life.
remember mexican soap operas
LMAO!!
99% of this show is her face a foot from the camera
This will take awhile…. .
For a possible future video, how about a comparison the professionalism in Old Star Trek and unprofessionalism rampant throughout NuTrek?
In fairness, there wasn't much professional about William Shatner in the Original Series.
@@jamesxenophon9505 True however I was talking about the professionalism of the crews shown in old Star Trek in comparison to utterly dysfunctional crews of NuTrek.
Honestly we need sybok to save the universe
The fact that she has a male name should have warned us ;)
On the Enterprise she wouldn't survive one day.
In classic Star Trek she wouldn't even make it to Starfleet Academy.
Why do I feel I just watched the entire series of STD?
So glad STD captured what we all loved about star trek! The "Pew-Pew" and the crying. Oh....and girl bosses....Lots and lots of girl bosses. That's what made ST great tin the past- not thought provoking concepts, not REAL science implemented in the show- NOPE- nothing like that. Us fans just wanted was STD gave us- "pew-pews", girl bosses, overloads of emotion, and crying...lots and lots of crying
Only 13 minutes? Is this part 1 of 7?
I wonder what std viewers are going to watch now that it's over. Is smallevlle still on the air? Or supergirl?
They might re-watch their recordings of Velma, or perhaps Santa Inc.
@@user-ec5bo8tx4n Or whatever Disney craps out nowadays.
Yesss. I love it. So bad.
I didn't even watch a single second of this show outside of RUclips piss takes of it
There is so much wrong with this show, i just dont know where to start.
annnnd, I'm still glad I've never seen any of Discovery series. Just one more reason. lol.. Never seen it, and knowing what I know now, I wont buy DVDs either unless like $5 bargain bin for all three seasons.
It's not worth $5.
[I'm not joking.]
@user-ec5bo8tx4n yeah even if it was five cents, we can't get back the lost time watching it
Cry Trek: The Wrath of Woke
Correction it should by Cry Trek: The Wailing of Woke.
I cant watch it, only skipping for Picard & Sisko^^
You mad cause you can't cry on cue like Mikey do it. Chew that scenery, girl!
14 minutes. Thats too much for me
I couldn't watch the whole thing
Yeah, it's painful.
this character was fucking embarrassing
Hate this crying and crying and crying.
oh god no, I can't watch all this cringe again in one sitting.