@@Tonka77 and honestly even at my job I get yelled at by customers on the phone and I could care less because as long as I'm doing my job right I have no reason to stress over some idiot yelling at me, but I am interested in hearing all the horrors of retail if it is truly that bad.
I live the opposite of this. I try to avoid the employees when I go shopping, yet people around here in retail are so friendly that they always ask if I need help and most of the time I am just window shopping.
I'm convinced that Poof and Markiplier conspire before playing these games purely by the fact that they have both played almost the exact same games in reverse or in the same order.
Same and it's hilarious because obviously it's exaggerated in the game but this is how often you're running around and helping people IF you're a hustled worker who actually cares about their job ofc cus we all know some places where workers don't give af.
I've been following this game for over a year now and I think it's so darkly hilarious, it perfectly sums up my paranoia of simply entering the local stores.
As a person who gets lost in a grocery store just trying to find the bread aisle, surviving one night in there would be like living in a real life maze with unlimited snacks
easter eggs: (that i saw) 4:13 drink near the middle says “get out” 6:19 one of the cans near the left on the bottom says “pain” 7:22 can on top near the middle says something that looks likes “done stock” or “you’re stuck” 11:04 top bottle near the middle says “you are wasting away” 14:08 bottle on the bottom to the right says “you’re wasting your life” 15:18 bottle on top to the left says “you are a loser!”
*TIP #1* A better way to win the game is to have all the boxes in the isles they need to be stocked in since they are generated in random locations, _before you start the game._ Having all the boxes in the aisles they need to be in will make you win the game faster. _The customers will not appear and the timer won’t count down until you complete your first stock-up._ *TIP #2* Doing the task for the mother who lost her child can mean the end of the game. You will need to listen carefully to see what side of the store the child would be in and remember where the mother was. _Remember, you can throw boxes at customers to temporarily knock them out. This will give you time to run away._ *TIP #3* Entering a closet still makes time count down, although these closets can help you escape a customer. But if you leave the closet, it will be temporarily locked. *TIP #4* If you take a customer through the wrong aisle three times, it’s an automatic game over. *TIP #5* When the power goes out and the manager starts running after you, he will emit a sand-green light but it is hard to see. The manager is also invincible. I believe these tips may not be as they seem or entirely helpful because this game is updated.
@@Puggy42069 whats funny about that is a big chunk of my job is digging through backstock looking for anything that needs to go on shelves and cleaning employee areas like the break room and employee bathroom, so i kinda am hiding from them for at least a few hours a shift
I don't know why, but I feel like I should tell you that night two, despite the mom from earlier showing signs of being one, is probably going to be an introduction a Karen based on the haircut the shadowy person has.
I love how you pulled that card out a lot of yt did for this game and put the boxes on each isle before letting in customers I think and they beat it that’s the smart move also good on throwing the boxes that helped a lot 😂
Because of this game, I feel bad asking for advice. I try finding my stuff alone, but if I have not found it after three 'rounds' inside the building, I want some help.
this guy NEEDS to ask employees where things are because it could have a giant glowing arrow above it with his name and everything and still he would not find it
Was the instructions used to be on a piece of paper? 'Cause it was definitely not a notebook before. Yes I know it's a different version, but I can't remember if the instructions was on paper or not
where do i find the chicken nuggets
beef boss
Aisle 2
The chicken nuggets
Just go to the freezer aisle
In your pocket
As a customer that is currently trapped in the freezer in the frozen foods aisle, I can confirm it is anarchy in retail store
gimme some Tyson nuggets if ur real then
Your statement is highly unlikely
Are you ok? Do you need help? I'm in the toy isle
@@BigJackMack You missed the joke
sounds like something frozen food would say
The real horror is when you work in retail and you hear literally anyone ask “excuse me”
Bruh I go into customer service mode in public not at work every time I hear a prompt like that 😭
Sorry im new here i only started 2 years ago
As a retail employee, this game 1000% represents the anxiety and bullshit retail employees have to face everyday.
Hope you can find a better and less stressful job like I did 🙏
not to be disrespectful but honestly what is the worst thing you could have to deal with a non-criminal customer doing at a retail job
@@jeffreymerlino4613you must not have worked a retail job and it shows
@@Tonka77 Correct I sit at a desk for an insurance company
@@Tonka77 and honestly even at my job I get yelled at by customers on the phone and I could care less because as long as I'm doing my job right I have no reason to stress over some idiot yelling at me, but I am interested in hearing all the horrors of retail if it is truly that bad.
I felt that "OH NOOOOOOO" in my soul 😂😂😂
Lol,his dreading is the best lol.
Sounded like Spongebob saying it.
As usual, Poof's scream is far scarier that the jumpscare.
Than*
this game isn't even scary lol
@@Kmika00 🤓
@@breezy.14 play the game yourself and compare how scared you are to how scared u are when ur just watching
@@HeroTiltyeah, watching someone play the horror game is the worst way of judging a horror game
I live the opposite of this. I try to avoid the employees when I go shopping, yet people around here in retail are so friendly that they always ask if I need help and most of the time I am just window shopping.
We're trained to do that, it was repeated to me so many times I thought I was gonna go crazy, you can get in trouble for not doing it too
3:06 that genuine scream and him saying *”WHAT DA FUCK?”* Is just so funny 😂
14:08 Said "oh no" just like how Spongebob did in the episode where his whole pineapple house got ate by those nematode worms.
LMFAOOOOOOO
"Customers dont show up until I start putting up stuff" Poof you have idea bro
13:04 How nice of them to add Nikocado Avocado into the game
I'm convinced that Poof and Markiplier conspire before playing these games purely by the fact that they have both played almost the exact same games in reverse or in the same order.
Poof is probably just a markiplier fan
illuminati
Or a CoryxKenshin fan
All these games come out on steam and poof and markiplier are always looking for new games to play.
@Slakzy oh come on don't bring the iillumanuttii drama over to poofesures channel
3:05 I literally jumped, *not because of the customer* , because of Poof 😂 and 3:43
It was his scream when the manager got him for the first time that got me.
Caught me too... I was literally dozing off... I'm wide awake now
The screen shaking like literal shit adds to the jumpscare
his scream is so funny
The way I cheered when he finished the first night. I legit thought he’d choke and rage more.
Not him hitting the old lady with a box and saying "die grandma die" 😂😂😂😂 i would totally love to see poof as a retail employee
Yeah I bet
I think this game is the definition of horror and comedy combined.
I watched this half asleep and it felt like a fever dream holy shit
playing this game high is an experience
As a dollar general worker, this is entirely accurate
I worked at a family dollar for 3 years. Still working retail but at a much nicer place
@@bobjoe3492 did my time there for one year, good luck solider
How many times has the manager ripped out your spinal cord🧐
Same and it's hilarious because obviously it's exaggerated in the game but this is how often you're running around and helping people IF you're a hustled worker who actually cares about their job ofc cus we all know some places where workers don't give af.
@@ksa7621 every once in awhile, the DM comes in and eats us alive
i used to work as a courtesy clerk in a grocery store and would literally have nightmares about waking up and having to work there
I've been following this game for over a year now and I think it's so darkly hilarious, it perfectly sums up my paranoia of simply entering the local stores.
"the hell is a pharmacy?"
Poofesure, 2023.
Whoever sent Poof this game was cooking with gas. They really want him to suffer.
Thank god he’s finally playing it
As a person who gets lost in a grocery store just trying to find the bread aisle, surviving one night in there would be like living in a real life maze with unlimited snacks
easter eggs: (that i saw)
4:13 drink near the middle says “get out”
6:19 one of the cans near the left on the bottom says “pain”
7:22 can on top near the middle says something that looks likes “done stock” or “you’re stuck”
11:04 top bottle near the middle says “you are wasting away”
14:08 bottle on the bottom to the right says “you’re wasting your life”
15:18 bottle on top to the left says “you are a loser!”
This is gonna be good
Edit: His screaming is scaring me more than the jumpscares 😭
That's usually what happens to me lmao
Customer: "I need cleaning stuff."
Poof: Clothes?
I've seen so many people play this that in my mind Poof had already played it. Good thing he didn't, I needed him to play another horror game :)
I think he did play it before? Are we both misremembering?
Same I could’ve sworn he did
Poof and the first customer was so funny
Fr
11:41 I FOUND IT. IT IS IN MY HAAAANDS!!! i cannot stop laughing at this ^^
5:43 a painfully accurate description of retail
9:58
me when grandma takes my parents side in an arguement for the first time in my life
very accurate to my experience working at walmart
*TIP #1*
A better way to win the game is to have all the boxes in the isles they need to be stocked in since they are generated in random locations, _before you start the game._ Having all the boxes in the aisles they need to be in will make you win the game faster. _The customers will not appear and the timer won’t count down until you complete your first stock-up._
*TIP #2*
Doing the task for the mother who lost her child can mean the end of the game. You will need to listen carefully to see what side of the store the child would be in and remember where the mother was. _Remember, you can throw boxes at customers to temporarily knock them out. This will give you time to run away._
*TIP #3*
Entering a closet still makes time count down, although these closets can help you escape a customer. But if you leave the closet, it will be temporarily locked.
*TIP #4*
If you take a customer through the wrong aisle three times, it’s an automatic game over.
*TIP #5*
When the power goes out and the manager starts running after you, he will emit a sand-green light but it is hard to see. The manager is also invincible.
I believe these tips may not be as they seem or entirely helpful because this game is updated.
bro some of these he literally did.
I work in a grocery store and can 100% confirm its exactly like this game
Agreed dirty Dan. Especially trying to hide from customers to get work done.
@@Puggy42069 whats funny about that is a big chunk of my job is digging through backstock looking for anything that needs to go on shelves and cleaning employee areas like the break room and employee bathroom, so i kinda am hiding from them for at least a few hours a shift
Please tell me you haven’t been strangled by a manager
@@ksa7621 i havent... yet
5:01 Poof sounds like SpongeBob when he has to watch educational television.
Without fail, Poofesure manages to do everything wrong in every horror game he plays.
"Throwing a box at him does not work." - Poofesure 2023
Always hyped to come watch your vids. Keep up the good work!
3:43 this dudes scream is litterally scarier than the jumpscares
Imagine you could hit people with boxes and hide from them at work 😂😂😂
I'm so glad your posting again! You must be tired after touring with Nickelback as their drummer I hope you get plenty of rest🥰🥰
As someone who works in retail, this is eerily accurate
*Walmart Simulator*
after seeing Berleezy playing this i've been waiting for Poof to come through and give it a run
I used to work at walmart, so this caused my PTSD to act up.
12:26 A rare moment for Poof indeed.
The customer and manager jumpscares actually make me laugh to death! LOL!
After seeing another RUclipsr play this game, I knew Poof would scream his ass off. 😂
3:43 poofs scream 😂
I used to work in a grocery store and this is hilarious 😂
5:02
*When you did the homework but you forgot to bring it to school:*
“Hey Mr. Poofesure, I hate to bother you, but I need to get my cold medication, do you know where-“
“PAINT CAN BOX TO THE FACE”
3:04 had me dead
This is exactly what it feels like to work at my local Walmart on 3rd shift
YAYY IVE BEEN WANTING TO WATCH YOU YELL OVER THIS
12:00 good thinking I would have never thought of that lol
Holy shit I’ve always wanted him to play this game
This would be the best series on RUclips
I don't know why, but I feel like I should tell you that night two, despite the mom from earlier showing signs of being one, is probably going to be an introduction a Karen based on the haircut the shadowy person has.
5:00 poof really be sounding like mrs puff here
I'm eating my new hat. I want another.
Everyone saying this is literally like working retail is putting me off getting a job in that sector lol
I don't get what people expect when they work retail. It's such a plebeian job, even construction is better.
@@Zorro9129 I understand this mentality but it most definitely depends on where you work and who you work with.
Well just like a lot of jobs, if you can do better than absolutely don't get a job in retail.
don’t do it, i worked in retail and it was hell, work in fast food or construction or something else😭 anything else
0:24 words from a run-of-the-mill customer
When he said “Oh Noo” he sounded like spongebob screaming it in some episode I’ve seen
I just knew Poof was gonna play this game, I just knew it 🔥🔥👏👏🤟🤟🙏🙏
How Poof screamed when the manager came for him really sets the aesthetics of this video and game altogether
15:55, one more to go! Come on! You got this! Yeah!
I was waiting for this day 😂❤
3:04 He was so mad 😂
This is exactly how I feel working at a grocery store, ShopRite is scary
I love how you pulled that card out a lot of yt did for this game and put the boxes on each isle before letting in customers I think and they beat it that’s the smart move also good on throwing the boxes that helped a lot 😂
Since it was referenced in this game...
We NEED to see Poof play P.T.
Im glad poof played night of the consumers, its 1 of my faves :D
Why is this meme game unironically soooo well made and clever?
This might be the first time I’ve seen poof beat a game in one video
Because of this game, I feel bad asking for advice. I try finding my stuff alone, but if I have not found it after three 'rounds' inside the building, I want some help.
Customer: I need a new microwave
Poof: Is it furniture?!?
this guy NEEDS to ask employees where things are because it could have a giant glowing arrow above it with his name and everything and still he would not find it
I love how his first thought when he heard microwave was furniture
Finally he now played this game
Whenever I go to watch an old Poofesure video it always is just after he posts
Dude i didn’t expect u to play this but I’m so happy u did!! Prob one of my favorites
Honestly, I still love my job at retail. A lot of the people there are super sweet, which is rare.
I have never worked on retail, but I been a waiter, and I can assure you that's exactly how I heard the "EXCUSE MEEEEeee"
12:25, this is genius!
Forget Papers, Please. This is funny as hell
Lol imagine poof working and someone starts pissing him off😂
Yes finally he plays this
never seen poof put so much thought behind playing a game
This is an unrealistic example of retail!!!! People HARDLY say excuse me when they touch me and cause a jumpscare!
After watching Pezzy and Grizzy play I was so freaked out by how chill poof started
This is cool and all but you should go pro in Wii Sports Resort cycling
Video 18 of asking poof to play Splatoon 3
Fr
5:43 "it doesn't seem like there's any customers in here until i start putting stuff up" YUP
Ah yes, I love playing me some good ol' F NAAF
Was the instructions used to be on a piece of paper? 'Cause it was definitely not a notebook before. Yes I know it's a different version, but I can't remember if the instructions was on paper or not
SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP come on lets play
When SpongeBob's house gets drunk 14:09
Petition for Daddy Poof to play DDLC
YES!
4:13 dude idk why this made me laugh, the silence then (moan)