How women in old movies talk to some dude they just met
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- Опубликовано: 18 июл 2019
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@@MNROKKR Big virgin vibes
Actually... it is a joke...
Keep on doing this good work! :D
Those who dislikes are the husbands of women in the old movies
They truly are savage brutes...but modest.
and the writers of old movies
Or modern, single women
I mean, I live for these comments
Those who dislikes is the husbands of womens in thes ols movies
“Yeah, I’m bilingual”
“Cool, what do you speak?”
“Uh, English and metaphor”
BUT MY HUSBAND!!!
@@Phoenix-nh9kt BUT HER HUSBAND
Watch yourself Profligate.
As a woman that exists only in a black and white silent film, I can confirm I always speak like this to some dude I just met
silent film but you speak
@@skyesimpson-tn4xt On title cards
Wow…How romantic.
Wait a minute-
@@skyesimpson-tn4xt women
I love how quickly she pivots from “we cannot see each other again” to “you and I will run away together”
* every girl ever
Ew no
who them@@NobleNobbler
Now I get why my bf keeps telling me I'm a woman from a b&w movie. 🤣🤣🤣 He says I even show anger the way the actresses did. In fact he loves old movies so he finds these issues pretty attractive 😅
Then she sees her husband walk in and dramatically throws an arm across her forehead and faints.
How come I pictured what you were going to say before I even read it 😂👌🏻 spot on
Actually, he'd storm in, the music would swell up, get more dramatic, and he'd make a wild accusation about her intentions with the dude she just met. He'd grab her arm, and then she'd get more frantic in her denial about anything going on between them as she tugs away, and she'd call him a "reckless cad," and slap him across the face before running away.
Then he Humphrey Bogart ( i hope thats how it's spelled) slap her and light a 🚬 😂😂😂😂😂
I thought you said her husband walked in and threw someone's severed arm at her head i was like ???
@@pashylol616 I read this and now its the only way I can see this comment...
The worst she could do is say "no"
Her:
Lmao
BUT MY HUSBAND
You actually made me laugh😂
LmaOoooo
🤣
"What will my husband think? Oh to hell with my husband!" "Oh but what about my husband? He is but a modest man and he has done me no wrong."🤣🤣🤣
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Haha
But Twilight has Christian vampires. You don't hate a love story with Christian vampires, do you?
😂😂😂
Everything is temporary but roasting Twilight is permanent 👏
That line still hits in 2023 😂.
Unrealistic. Not one cigarette was smoked in this scene.
lol
😂😂
*not a single pack
LMFAO 😂
He didn’t call her “toots” either
Clearly he wants to grab his phone, but then remembers it’s like 1926
😄
😄
🤣
It would be a silent movie... more like 1936.
Lol
“My heart breaks and mends itself immediately” 😂😂
"We'll always have Paris."
"Here's looking at you, kid."
"No one checks Tahiti."
Then she calls him a “damn fool” for no reason.
Exactly😂
Thats a necessity
Tsunderes before tsunderes existed.
Precursor to anime girls calling the male protagonist "baka"
Now listen here woman
You forgot about giving him a slap in the face somewhere in the middle
Slap followed by kiss or kiss followed by slap is a powerful combination
"Now listen here, sweet heart. Loveisgoodandloveisfine, but whenaman has a responsibility, he's gotta show a woman what for, see. I-i-i'm sorry, Martha, you're just so damned beautiful, I've been driving myself to drink. My wife just doesn't look at me the same anymore, not since Paris...DAmmitall, look at you, you don't know what the hellthis is even about, you never could, I-" *gets interrupted with slap*
*slaps back* "you brute! you disgusting swindling half-witted bumb-*violently forces her into a kiss, she is seduced*
Now, tell me, which movie is the scene I just made up from?
@@mons3020 All of them?
Marty Robbins. + respect
@@mons3020 Stories of Private eye dick.
“No one checks Tahiti” might genuinely be one of the greatest comedic lines of the century
The unedited giggle at the end where you break down is just too good. 😂 It's like you just feel the audience. Makes me feel like we're at a bar together and you had the floor with everyone captivated by your awesome storytelling and now we're all drinking to it lol.
When you trying to leave but you can't skip the cutscene.
And there was no checkpoint.
@@jamsolid anxiety
This..this is truth right here👌🏾
this made me LOL
Yeah that's suck especially when the cutscenes is too boring
This was the horniest a scene was allowed to be in the 1940s
You're not wrong
Goddamn Hays Code. It's not like everyone was a complete prude back then, either, before the introduction of the code in 1934 movies got up to some surprisingly wild shit for their time
@@quasicroissant The absolute wildest I've seen a pre-Hays Code movie go was The Gold Diggers of 1933, which among other things has a dance number in it called "Pettin' in the Park" (which is about dogs obviously)
@@quasicroissant it's developing but backwards
@comfrey kid correct
This is like the part in Gone With the Wind, when Scarlett O'Hara wants to dance but wasn't allowed because she was supposed to be mourning the death of her first husband. But she danced anyway and was judged for it.
Yes
Every couple of months, I rewatch this. And I don't care"what my husband thinks"
I must admit, women in old films had a beautiful stache
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't breathe
HUH😭😭😭
Yes they are indeed beautiful
Damn right they did
Plot twist: He was her husband and was just trying to be romantic. She didn’t recognize him because he grew a moustache.
Plot twist twisted: He also didn't recognize her because she grew a mustache too.
@@sankalp2520 For some reason I read that way already.
*"I am not your husband, your husband doesn't have a moustache!"*
True true
@@kalender4176 It shows how accustomed the modern viewer is to material like Family Guy, Shrek, etc. We're so used to being ready for the subversive twist that when the joke is simply to play the tropes straight, we get ahead of it.
Thats literally like a women in a biography book I had read and I love it so much. The guy was her childhood crush but she merried to another guy who she doesn't love. She knows 8 languages and she has a law degree from university of Vienna.
Book name???
I like how the scene ends with him regret asking her a question. She just kept talking. 🤣
"Don't tell your mother"
"Kiss one another"
*"D I E FOR EACH OTHER"*
G O T O T A H I T I
@@ottersaurus N O O N E
C H E C K S
T A H I T I
Vine, but make it ✨vintage✨
GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL
POKEMON!?
WERE COOL IN TAHITI
When you can't skip the monologue in a game you're replaying
Was looking to see if there was a comment like this.
Lookin at you, Skyrim
Yessss
No cap lol
MGS5 mission briefs in the helicopter -_-
Really excellent character development. So many layers to the "husband" character.
That "...yep..." kills me every time.
I love how the gentleman looks like he's lost in the grocery store and can't find his mom 😂
LOL TRUE
He lost his sense of stability... Freud would call it his mom, yes.
*youre so righttt*
@@Llaveroja27 .....yeesh. Like really dude?
He was like: Mom? MOOOOM! where are you? It's almost our turn on the counter MOOOOOOOOM " panic panic "
It's either this, or a woman walking into a detective's office and being ridiculously suspicious.
@ Double Indemnity... (okay but fr if anyone who’s reading this hasn’t seen it, bruh it’s such a good movie oml)
@@emilye.9059 which movie?
Double Indemnity.
@@lunasea4309 or maltese falcon? or any other noir movie
Agatha Christie movies lol
Something I like about Joel, is that whenever he represents a woman, they're just people. Never offensive stereotypes. He never oversteps the point, or infuses the character with misogyny. Deep respect for you, man, you've deserved every bit of your growth as a creator and a film maker.
See, I'm positive lots of people (guys) reading your comment will roll their eyes or think your reaction's overblown. But every time I start to feel even an iota better about the world, I just go on the internet/comment sections and am yet again reminded of all the casual and heavy-handed misogyny in the world. So yes, any effort against that whether deliberately or not is much appreciated.
@@lurategh have you ever considered that maybe you are too sensitive to be engaging with diverse opinions in a public space?
@@nikorasu_karasu Don't try that "diverse" bs in this context. We can call people's attitudes about race diverse. Some people are racist, some people aren't. Should we welcome the opinions of those who are racist and call it diversity of thought when really it's just a not so veiled justification to be racist, and in this case misogynistic? It's not inherently a good thing when that "diversity" is at the expense of half the population and deliberately meant to put them down. I'd like you to tell me with honesty that if men were historically seen as the inferior gender, had to fight for basic rights and STILL experience discrimination, that you would tolerate the women who still think that way just because it offers supposedly diverse opinions.
@@lurategh men have suffered throughout history as well
@@rinhyugaa6565 yeah, and the same attitudes that put down women are used to uphold the suffering of men
E.g. women are emotional, hysterical wrecks that can't be trusted with serious matters, while men are stoic robots and the only ones capable of rational, logical thought. Misogyny is a coinflip of toxic masculinity
This is how I talk to men now. I have a full inner life and it needs to be expressed somewhere.
Him: Want to dance?
Her: So anyways, I started monologuing.
🤣
Lol
her: yea so uh, heres my whole backstory
@@cope_induced haha
Man: would you like to dance with me?
Woman: we shall die together on the dance floor.
Mood
😅😅😅
😂😂
*Only to be reborn in each other's arms!*
That may cause a panic at the disco
I’m a sucker for old films and this was on point! Can’t stop laughing 😂 🤣🤣🤣
If only you knew how often I mentally say to myself "No one checks Tahiti"
meanwhile her husband standing next to her: 👁👄👁
MY HUSBAND
OUR HUSBAND
@@ladymaria22 YOOO GENSHIN
HER HUSBAND
everyone's husband
You forget the passionate hungry kiss in the end where she oddly leans backward like a ragdoll all while furiously shaking her head as if to eat his face
Or where they literally just mash their mouths onto each other closed so hard it looks painful and then just twist their heads lmao
That was so descriptive I love it😂
@@anais8164 you have no idea how overdramatic "romantic" forced kisses in movies annoy me 😂
And lifts one leg up
@Edith Waters exactly and in some movies it didn’t exactly look consensual. 👀.
I love when Joel breaks character and can't hold his laugh in... Probably my most anticipated thing in every video.
me, new to this channel:
-i dont think this is an actual old movie.
*mustache lady shows up*
-yup... i stand correct.
Inaccurate, the word 'fool' hasn't been said every 2 seconds
Omg, you're right.
@@yf3703 they just used to be saying fool more often back then
Muda
😂😂😂😂😂
"Fool"
-Excalibur
That woman has a pretty neat mullet.
old people fashion never fails lol
I'm digging her moustache
And moustache too!
The 50's is the new 80's baby
She's has a bueatifull moustache
I finished the video and was surprised it's just 1:39 that dialogue seemed to last way longer 🤣
I just got this in my feed...years late?.....you made me laugh!! thank you!! I needed to laugh today.
She forgot to slap him and attempt to fight him with absolutely no force whatsoever.
EH hA Eh eH y-You bASTARD! How DARE you! Gah!
lmaooo
Or he grabs her arms, and tells her to stop it, while she elegantly flails around.
One of the very first things I did when I started dating, was to ask the guy, "Just for fun, would you mind holding me whilst I beat my small fists helplessly against your broad manly chest?"
@@tomsdottir I beg your pardon lol? Seriously?
I half expected this to be a scene from a real movie, until the woman turned around with a full mustache.
Yes exactly 😂
Yess
Same here 😂
I did not even realize there was a moustache until you mentioned it.
Same 😂
The cinematography is extraordinary!!!! It looks so authentic.
This is how I discovered Joel's channel and I continue to revisit this video every few months. Simply hilarious.
Rapunzel after leaving her castle for the first time with Flynn Ryder:
FR
Ommgg yes yes 😭🤣🤣🤣
LOLLL
This is so true lmao
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING OMGG 😂
This feels like when you’re a kid and you get stuck talking to a weird old church lady.
"You've grown so much"
Me, uncomfortable: do I know you
@@InWinds this comment is my life lol.
Omg literally my life as a kid
When a Jehovah's Witness knocks on your door but you're a kid who doesn't know how to say no to Jesus
@@mangoshake onetime when I was about 16 or 17 I was trying to tan in my yard (before I knew tanning was bad) and two JWs came to the house and it was super awkward cause they were both older dudes who were really creepy.... 😳
This man’s patience. I wouldn’t have even wanted to dance after that, I would’ve just packed it up and gone back home.
"I can not disobey my heart" LOL As an old movies lover, I say that this video was on point 😂🎯
This isn't even an exaggeration lol
"Yep."
tbh the only exaggerated part is that this all happened in one scene
the rest is pretty much accurate
@@forregom True, well depending on the film, I've seen hundreds of old films where women don't act like this, but that's more because I watch fuck tons of horror movies, not romantic drama's.
@@cookiesontoast9981 the western ladies will get you this, i think
This comment is on every parody
The look of immediate regret on the guy's face after hitting on her
Recommendations am I right?😂
Like: “damn it not again”
He wasn't even hitting on her he just asked her to dance, quite politely might I add
😂
He just wanted to smash not an emotional monologue😂
I loved when the guy said, ever so empathetically, "Tis dancin time" then danced all over. Also an honorable mention is when the woman said, " it's ramblin time" and rambled all night. Truly shows how Morbius has influenced even the oldest of movies with it's superb dialogue and timeless quotes. I rate it a Morbillion out of ten
Truly one of the comments I've ever seen
Then this comment went "dis commenting time" and commented
Knack.
joel the twirl and face reveal of the female character was the best. your mustache made me laugh so hard
"But i do not love my husband. that fire is long gone"
15 seconds later:
"Memory will fade, but love does not"
The irony
Also underrated comment
Women don't know what they want so this is basically accurate
People speak on behalf of other people so this comment is completely subjective
@@neoncircus2365 Someone's real mad he got rejected that one time in High School
Dude: “hello”
Woman: recites the history of humanity
Dude: hi, nice to meet y-
Woman: Life is but a scarlet red rose petal oscillating in the cosmic river of space and time.
Wot if she gay. She be like: Hi
@@NetiNeti-gm5bz I would watch this
@@NetiNeti-gm5bz If she's gay she'd be like "Sup bro"
@@Wee-Snaw I guess it makes me and all my friends gay, then 😂
Whenever I'm having a rough day I always play this video. Thanks again for providing all these good laughs to us all.
An accurate representation of my daily mood swings
What about the part where he takes her shoulders and shakes her violently before they kiss
and slaps her and tells her to "snap out of it"
"Madeleine we're deeply in love, that's all that matters!"
Damn you! Damn you for making me fall in love with you!
@@jamaicafox "you silly little idiot!" - one of the most memorable parts, if not the only memorable part, from Hitchcock's _Rebecca_
And then he violently mashes his face onto hers instead of a kiss
She is way out of your league dude.
Underrated comment 😂
Not the other way around? xD
@@LushiaKyobi No, she's a real brute... I mean beaut
@@DirigiblePlum a brutey?
They look so similar... Could they be twins separated at birth? 🤔
This is just such an incredible fine skit. It never gets old.
Great impression of Casablanca! 😅♥️
More "dialogues from old movies", please!
The romantic background music makes this even better.
rachmaninoff piano concerto no. 2
@@user-xb9wk9ne5zThat's the title? Thanks.
@@junnaredd9912 yep. This is part of tbe 3rd movement
@@junnaredd9912 fantastic piece.
@@fpp9183 Thanks
The little break in his/her voice “I am not my husbands SLAVE!”
I am not an ANIMAL that he OWNS!
Simply top notch acting
Lmao similar delivery to Dennis from IASIP it always gets me
are u looking for the word “their”
We are not cattle..
The amount of times I've gotten recommended this throughout these months and I still watch it each time and laugh along
This is the video that got my to sub. Three years and Joel is the only RUclipsr I'm subscribed to in which I actually watch every time they upload.
Love you, Joel.
she went from husband hater, to regretful, to lustful, to loving, to regretful, and lastly to Dutch Van Der Linde
I understood that reference.
Tahiti is obviously the best mango farming place
Please you made me choke on my water
“DUUUUUUTCH”
This is my internal monologue
“We are going to Tahiti! No one checks Tahiti”
*Dutch has entered the chat*
It's a magical place.
And become mango farmers
MANGOES
I've got a plan, just one more score
*One last scoooore*
She turned into Dutch van der linde at the end there
Me done watching this video for the 5th time "Goodbye... forever."
Three months later "no.. no.. I can not disobey my heart!"
"Will you go out with me??"
"Well yesn't , I have a husband, he's a savage he beats me, but I love him, but I don't"
Thanks my deaf friend will find this helpful.
"Yesn't"-- Thank you. This is my new favorite word now. Lol
Wtf are you 😂😂🤣🤣
He also is a modest man
'Marry me rebecca'
I don’t know how he did it, but he made a whole romantic tragedy film in 1 minute and 40 seconds.
Condensed by 60 times.
Bc they are worthless and typical. Super predictable and booooooring beyond all else.
Actually Not even 1 min 40 seconds 😂
Women do this. It’s really surprising for a man,
What is the name of the film ?
Wow! Nailed it. That was very entertaining! Loved that!
That “yep” was so special
"I am not my husband's sLA-a-E-ve!"
Bap bap bap bap
🤣🤣😂
@@makaylad.5775 skipi biddi bop em dad da
She felt bad about having to reject him so she chose to scare the shit out of him to save his heart 😌💖
🤣🤣🤣😭
Indeed-- a maiden's heart is like a ball of interwined red strings *sighs* truly tragic and complex. /s
Hahahahahha
this is so me
Works like a charm 😂
This is a true classic Haver, no wonder it keeps showing up in my feed.
That's was a good laugh this morning, thank you.
"He is but a modest man, he has done me no wrong!"
"I am not an animal - that he owns!"
Gems💞
Gems is actually a REALLY good song by The Lagoons, and no im not in the band, im just recommending good music
@@pollutedmindmusic fuck you, I'm gonna check that out
@@kakyoindonut3213 Why did you say that? Like... all they did was recommend some music.
@@chefcandy4035 I said, "fuck you" then I'm going to check that music, I did what he say
@@kakyoindonut3213 sorry, I'm blind apparently
"He is a but a brute of a man" "he has done me no wrong" "I don't love my husband anymore" "love never dies" 😂😂
@@shaizeeshows1850 Haha more like 40s/50s, the 80s weren't THAT long ago
@@shaizeeshows1850 80's? When do you think colour-tv was introduced?
@@Dead25m It was a ballparked statement..christ...
@@DigiCube4 Ballparked? Based on what?
And how do you know, you're not Shaizee?
@@Dead25m O, but that Zee of Shai has done you no wrong! For is this time ever flowing not as elusive to our present minds as is love to an open heart. And of that brittle, fleeting moment; are we all not to be so similar in the blinking years as to call each one of us, Shaizee.
I was just reading story with a very similar pattern conversation just yesterday. You got it perfectly on point 😂
I watch this video every time it gets recommended. Pure gold
If this doesn't get nominated for an oscar i'm losing faith in the human race
*what about NASCAR*
Nope....no representation. Too many white people.
@@cobra8888 I can't tell if you're joking about something or being serious👁️👄👁️
@@yaktoe I am joking obviously.
@@cobra8888 o k Im a lil slow, obviously
Him: hi
Her: *recites The Odyssey*
Him: proposes marriage
Her: accepts
They: elope to Tahiti
No one: checks Tahiti
Is- is your surname lizard?
man this is what the world needed :D thanks for making this Joel xD very funny, subscribed immediately !!!!
To hell with him. He is but a savage brute.
10 seconds later - He has done me no wrong. He is but a modest man.
Plot twist: she’s trying to scare away unwanted men hitting on her 😂 and succeeded
Yessss
*He’s
Edit: Its another plot twist
Sorry for the confusion
@@entropy8902 The pronoun used was for the character, not the person who made the video 👍
😂😂😂
Seul_Ki Plot twist have gone out of fashion.
"I don't love my husband anymore"
"Love never dies"
Bitch what
welcome to dating
That wasn't real love
@@agustinariasvargas462 Very convenient
@@agustinariasvargas462 *then why’d they get married in the first place?*
Nice pfp
As someone who loves old movies this is exactly correct
His eyes look like an actress from an old movie. I don't know how to explain it, and i don't know how he did it but i'm in awe
Bruuuuuh the increasing intensity of his awkward "wtf is happening" response is priceless.
I knowww 😂😂😂
The "woman" is like me when I'm manic
😂😂😂I couldn't agree more.
“No one checks Tahiti” - basically the entire plot of Red Dead Redemption 2
I see you are here aswell
We must protect the queen! * spitting *
I wish your content was this good.
@@ThiccFish ouch
Just one chapter but ok.
"The worst she could say is No."
I do not know how I found your channel...but I am so glad I did.
“Savage brute he is”
“Modest man and he has done me no wrong”
Well, which is it?
It's "yes"
perhaps he's a savage brute towards others, but remain a modest man in front of her.
-shrugs-
@andre Cvcv Writing women? How about books?
@@3jay22 You obviously haven't read those articles where they compile how horribly men authors write/describe women.
@@3jay22 Ooh sexism lol You're gross
The character break on "we will go to Tahiti, no one checks Tahiti" got me dying 🤣🤣
Yeah!
Farming mangoes on Thaiti! Just one more score! We need the muneh
yep :) same reason i adored Hader's Stefan ... sure he was funny (i say, with a mildly amused look on my face and not so much as a chuckle) but i eat comedy for breakfast, i'm grizzled, but those breaks slay me :)
He started to break character too XD
Dont say that
That woman sure can rock a turbo-mullet