Perfect One-Pot, Six-Pan, 10-Wok, 25-Baking Sheet Dinner

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @joem5140
    @joem5140 Год назад +9453

    I started cooking this when the video came out 5 years ago. I just finished and it really is easy and delicious.

    • @davidmitchell6873
      @davidmitchell6873 Год назад +236

      Mine is almost done. It smells delicious.

    • @penitent2401
      @penitent2401 Год назад +228

      did you get one of the timers mixed up? it should have only taken 4 years maximum if done right, I think you may have accidentally overcooked one of your ginger or beef a bit. should give it another shot tomorrow and see if there's a difference.

    • @leephillips4402
      @leephillips4402 Год назад +63

      I started immediately after reading your comment a month ago. I'm almost finished with the first sauce, then I just need to do the meat, vegetables, fruit, other sauces and bake some fresh bread and I'll be half done.

    • @EmeraldView
      @EmeraldView Год назад +60

      ​@@leephillips4402PLEASE tell me you already planted your fresh basil.

    • @nateowl2002
      @nateowl2002 Год назад +42

      @@EmeraldView Its important to plant the sweet basil at the right time as it is the timer for when your 15th sauce is ready. This is not to be confused with the Thai basil which is for when to stop the lamb and begin on the chicken

  • @xy8379
    @xy8379 4 года назад +5450

    I really enjoy the fact she never says what you need at first, but continues to act like she did

    • @cleoarbel
      @cleoarbel 3 года назад +180

      She's just poking fun at those cooking shows that do that

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 3 года назад +383

      We're all cookery fans here, we can work things out through observing carefully. She can't spell everything out for you, or there would be no room for experimentation.
      It's simple, you just need One-Pot, Six-Pan, 10-Wok, 25-Baking Sheets and some simple ingredients we all have on hand in our pantries, larders, cold stores and cellars.

    • @egnogg1244
      @egnogg1244 3 года назад +23

      as any good chef would do 🫀🫀

    • @xandorian8242
      @xandorian8242 3 года назад +167

      @@Demiglitch don't forget your exotic herb garden, chemistry lab, drive-in fridge, and extinct species park for that all-natural taste.

    • @guy-dev
      @guy-dev 3 года назад +4

      @@egnogg1244 did you use a heart emoji

  • @henryviii267
    @henryviii267 2 года назад +4943

    This would actually be really useful to demonstrate the importance of efficient kitchen utensil usage. I should show this to my students. But I don’t have any students, because I am not a teacher

    • @katariina7697
      @katariina7697 Год назад +249

      😂 I also have imaginary students. Who really respect my wisdom and practicality.

    • @mrjohncrumpton
      @mrjohncrumpton Год назад +28

      Plot twist!

    • @bobopa5624
      @bobopa5624 Год назад +51

      Oh my lord this comment gave me the giggles 😂

    • @earthwormandruw
      @earthwormandruw Год назад +13

      @Jonas Aurelius Wait the fact you called them homeless has me thinking ... are all wild animals actually homeless??

    • @DebanjanDey
      @DebanjanDey Год назад +21

      @@earthwormandruw I'd say the wild is their home, so the only time they appear homeless is when they are inside your home.

  • @Joeyw-2203
    @Joeyw-2203 Год назад +1125

    I literally was watching a chef channel and he announced his favorite super quick and easy broiled chicken recipe, he proceeded to chill, souvee, fry, saute, bake, re-bake, and finally broil in 8 different dishes. He and I have different ideas of what makes a quick and easy recipe.

    • @WhatIsMyPorpoise
      @WhatIsMyPorpoise Год назад +124

      Yeah. It’s always a “quick meal” when you’re a master at cooking and prepping ingredients takes seconds AND you have an industrial dishwasher. But for us bozos, 30mins prep means we’re planning this meal an entire week ahead.

    • @andyhaochizhang
      @andyhaochizhang Год назад +94

      Also when you have a huge commercial grade shooting kitchen which your production team prep and clean for you.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Год назад +35

      ​@@WhatIsMyPorpoise not enough. Needs a whole cleaning crew to fix the mess afterwards.

    • @jessicaregina1956
      @jessicaregina1956 6 месяцев назад +5

      😂 thats actually true, big hotel kitchens have dedicated cleaning crews

    • @kikijewell2967
      @kikijewell2967 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@jessicaregina1956for husbands who cook, that's the wife.😂

  • @unphase.
    @unphase. 4 года назад +18169

    wow i just watched someone prepare and serve an entire ecosystem

    • @noobnoob8922
      @noobnoob8922 4 года назад +76

      Praise the devil

    • @LenoraCollins
      @LenoraCollins 4 года назад +163

      Every time I'm in the kitchen. 😂 🥔🥑🌽🍠🍉🍒🍗🍖🍳🥖🍯🐄🐓🐟🐝🗡️🗡️🗡️

    • @Dontbustthecrust
      @Dontbustthecrust 4 года назад +19

      Hahaha. Good one!!

    • @johnswanson2600
      @johnswanson2600 4 года назад +31

      In two minutes

    • @SuperSunshine321
      @SuperSunshine321 4 года назад +37

      Ingredients needed to prepare it; an ecosystem

  • @Mitch0296
    @Mitch0296 4 года назад +5674

    Can't believe she torched those carrots when laying them out in the sun under a magnifying glass for two Sunday afternoons brings out their sweetness far better. Smh

    • @FilippaSkog
      @FilippaSkog 4 года назад +140

      My thought exactly. What an amateur, right?!

    • @MCVessels
      @MCVessels 4 года назад +269

      C'mon, she was clearly simplifying the recipe for our benefit. And you need the right intensity of sun: not everybody can be at a latitude of 16°5′44.9″ after all.

    • @starlaw3320
      @starlaw3320 4 года назад +53

      Pure laziness! 🤣

    • @Slavolko
      @Slavolko 4 года назад +143

      @@MCVessels My Sun's one degree off, and it ruined the whole recipe!

    • @ravynkat
      @ravynkat 4 года назад +14

      Good things come to those who wait.

  • @warriorcurio
    @warriorcurio 4 года назад +4133

    This has to be my all-time favourite recipe! I make this every day for my 16 children, 4 husbands, 3 wives, 18 ex husbands, 24 ex wives, my mother, father, 48 step dads, 39 step mums, my 17 brothers and 20 sisters, my 4 half brothers, 6 step brothers, 3 half sisters, 4 step sisters, my 15 cats, 25 dogs, 3 alligators, 58 cows, 7 chickens, 8 hamsters, 14 rats, 47 best friends, 164 colleagues, my 4 bosses, all 83 clients of mine, all my ancestors, that squirrel outside, the man looking in from my window, the dead girl in my bathtub, and the thing in the basement. It’s really simple and easy to make so I really love giving it to as many as I can!

    • @diyimprover6887
      @diyimprover6887 4 года назад +94

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      SQUIRREL!

    • @achromaticism
      @achromaticism 4 года назад +303

      Hats off to you for being able to bring together all your ancestors for dinner. Mine are in at least four different countries and I just can't afford to get them in the same place every day lmao

    • @1_chill_cellist
      @1_chill_cellist 4 года назад +94

      Five golden rings!!!!

    • @ianw1976
      @ianw1976 4 года назад +94

      How many divorces is that???

    • @blackbudgetsecretagency9403
      @blackbudgetsecretagency9403 4 года назад +138

      But... what’s the thing in the basement?

  • @Mejayy
    @Mejayy Год назад +3396

    I love the idea of her cookin 2 metric cubes of ingredients, but ending with 5 small salads

  • @williamfedora2294
    @williamfedora2294 4 года назад +26493

    You forgot the 5 min intro where they talk about how this dish has personally affected their entire life

    • @CerpinTxt87
      @CerpinTxt87 4 года назад +1593

      Jesus Christ, trying to find a recipe on my phone is maddening. Gotta scroll down through their essay of an intro that literally no one cares about, and also hope they don't have fucking videos autoplaying.

    • @JonathanTuckner
      @JonathanTuckner 4 года назад +32

      @Shah Bhuiyan Stop.
      Also, the algorithm is working.

    • @openskies11
      @openskies11 4 года назад +590

      And how they gathered this recipe from a 104-year-old Italian grandmother in Venice and it requires spices that can only be bought from a single store on Earth that sits atop Mt. Everest.

    • @sordidzucchini1303
      @sordidzucchini1303 4 года назад +274

      And it also details their entire journey to mount Everest to find those spices.

    • @k.w.1459
      @k.w.1459 4 года назад +142

      I bitch about this all the time. I actually went through the thousands of recipes on my Pinterest board during quarantine and re-pinned all the ones I could with a direct link to their print page! Not gonna lie, I felt like a rebel and a hero. 😂

  • @brandona801
    @brandona801 7 лет назад +1961

    The beauty of this really is the simplicity

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail 6 лет назад +8

      I thought the beauty was her face...

    • @harryradley
      @harryradley 5 лет назад +29

      Horny guy with anime profile pic has become the cliché.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 5 лет назад +5

      This dish was popular amongst 16th century peasants, it's a true classic!

  • @semajracubolk
    @semajracubolk 4 года назад +42076

    I usually make this when I'm feeling lazy and don't feel like cooking.

    • @nou3905
      @nou3905 3 года назад +1122

      Yeah kinda embarrassing if you make it for a house party. They will know you did not put the same level of effort in your dish that they did.

    • @zinovyrozhestvensky652
      @zinovyrozhestvensky652 3 года назад +322

      Yeah, I usually rent out the local restaurant for my parties.

    • @doxasnike4789
      @doxasnike4789 3 года назад +571

      I mean if you aren’t using 4 strip kitchens, 3 6-burner gas stoves, a wood furnace and an Archimedes death ray are you even cooking?

    • @IBPug
      @IBPug 3 года назад +203

      I personally cook this for the homeless, an easy and affordable meal. Too bad it doesn't taste good.

    • @Snowdrop150
      @Snowdrop150 3 года назад +6

      Same

  • @20vtechnik
    @20vtechnik Год назад +145

    My wife specializes in this 1 pot, 6 pans, 10 woks, and 25 baking sheets method. She’s an awesome cook. An added bonus: I have become an A+ dishwashing CEO! 5 hours and 43 minutes later….we are full and dishes are done! Sweet mother is it worth it!!!

  • @squishprince
    @squishprince 4 года назад +9022

    “Now pull the yellow onions off the grill”
    *me, violently flipping through my notes:* GRILL WAS NOT LISTED ON THE LIST OF APPLIANCES

    • @ozia.7525
      @ozia.7525 4 года назад +324

      Nor the blowtorch

    • @elderrusty541
      @elderrusty541 4 года назад +289

      @@ozia.7525 she mentions a ladle, WHERE THE FUCK WAS THAT

    • @potatopotatoeOG
      @potatopotatoeOG 4 года назад +12

      It wasn't 💔

    • @lizh804
      @lizh804 4 года назад +142

      No, but the ingredient list said "grilled onions" so the grill is implied.

    • @himssendol6512
      @himssendol6512 4 года назад +106

      You need a stove, broiler, oven, microwave, rice cooker, grill, blow torch and a toaster.
      What else cooking appliances did i miss?

  • @TotallyRandomForever
    @TotallyRandomForever 7 лет назад +5362

    This is also a great recipe for college students on a budget. Can't wait to make this for my next Friendsgiving!

    • @Mister_B_
      @Mister_B_ 7 лет назад +145

      Is Friendsgiving when you get friend-zoned and you and your female bff exchange gifts with each other, and you buy her some jewelry hoping that she'll take the hint whereas she buys you some funny socks, and the next day while you're creeping her on Facebook you see a picture of her wearing said jewelry at her boyfriend's family's Thanksgiving so you go take a bath with a toaster?

    • @EweChewBrrr01
      @EweChewBrrr01 7 лет назад +34

      Mr B - Sir, my hat goes off to you. I was going to say something about being friend zoned but your artistic masterpiece put my words to shame. Bravo! Bravo!

    • @gristlevonraben
      @gristlevonraben 7 лет назад +5

      Is Friendsgiving a real holiday? If not you could be the source of a new holiday. It actually sounds like a very good day to create.

    • @Leadvest
      @Leadvest 7 лет назад +64

      Gristle, Friendsgiving is when you and your friends/roommates can't afford/don't want to go home to your respective parents for the relatively unimportant holiday; that is Thanksgiving. So you have it away from home with friends instead of family, doing a toned down version of the traditional meal which you really can't cook in your tiny apartment kitchen. But you try anyways, and swear next year will be a potluck/BYOB arrangement.
      Someone splits off from the friend group semi-permanently after finding out everyone is cool with the guy who sexually assaulted his sister. Your one friend who you always thought was cool gets really drunk and cries about his moms' cancer, and you can't help but think less of him, even though you know you're being unreasonable. Then next year he brings his girlfriend and she doesn't get along with anyone else. Then you realize Friendsgiving is just like Thanksgiving, just with a different but equally dysfunctional family.

    • @DobermansRock
      @DobermansRock 7 лет назад +4

      I think you need more oxygen and stop wearing skinny jeans.

  • @aptom203
    @aptom203 3 года назад +11260

    Protip they don't mention in the video: To quickly deal with all the washing up when this is done, just move house.

    • @MagisterialVoyager
      @MagisterialVoyager 3 года назад +75

      Big mood.

    • @yeye5078
      @yeye5078 3 года назад +19

      Lmao😂😂😂

    • @Icanhasautomaticcheeseburger
      @Icanhasautomaticcheeseburger 3 года назад +56

      Nah. Take off and nuke the site from orbit -- it's the only way to be sure...

    • @Crazy-zl4mw
      @Crazy-zl4mw 3 года назад +25

      How dare you, San Francisco feels called out. When people move from here, they just sell everything and buy new stuff for their new house...

    • @vvMathematicalvv
      @vvMathematicalvv 3 года назад +59

      You mean you don't keep a dumpster in your front yard for those easy weeknight clean ups?

  • @IKFKSwitch
    @IKFKSwitch Год назад +25

    Oh, the simplicity. I could use the extra time between tasks to garden and meditate. Thank you!

  •  4 года назад +6930

    The actress is really great. You can feel all her tension and stress emanating through the screen.

  • @courtneydurham8429
    @courtneydurham8429 7 лет назад +2966

    I loved this recipe! It was quick and easy. To make it extra special, I used Pink Himalayan Sea Salt. But to ensure quality, it's best if you harvest it yourself directly from Mt. Everest. Your Sherpa can help you pack it down the rock face.

    • @PS3DJ09
      @PS3DJ09 6 лет назад +187

      I love Himalayan Sea Salt. While collecting it I usually swing by central Africa to collect some Sudanese maple truffles on the way back west. They're tough to gather but the robust flavor makes dodging insurgent gunfire worthwhile!

    • @nancygithaiga3903
      @nancygithaiga3903 4 года назад +3

      Hahaha you nailed it

    • @calebgonsalves2970
      @calebgonsalves2970 4 года назад +4

      Himalayan sea salt? TF? There is no sea in himalaya... Pardon me if it's part of the joke...

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 4 года назад +20

      Oh yeah Himalayan Sea Salt, I tend to mix mine with Atlantic Rock Salt and some antidepression meds AKA Lithium salts, and to top it off for that extra salty flavor, I make salt from my own piss, also known as Ammonium Chloride.
      I don't understand why I never have the same guests twice?

    • @kennyg1358
      @kennyg1358 4 года назад +8

      Fun fact: Himalayan Sea salt is actual from a mine in Pakastan.

  • @marredcheese
    @marredcheese 5 лет назад +10813

    You should've also claimed that the total prep and cooking time is 30 minutes. Or 15, even. EVERY GODDAMN RECIPE DOES THIS. 90 minutes in, I realize I've been duped yet again.

    • @jennhoff03
      @jennhoff03 4 года назад +1042

      YES!!!!!! I noticed that most of them are cheating by listing ingredients like, "6 chicken breasts, cooked and cubed. 3 cloves garlic, minced." And it's like... nobody just HAS 6 cooked chicken breasts they're wondering what to do with. That's part of the recipe, and should be included in the time!

    • @Bibo69
      @Bibo69 4 года назад +122

      @@jennhoff03 You can buy pre-minced garlic. 1 table spoon = 1 clove or something I don't know, I just keep throwing in more.

    • @loulou3676
      @loulou3676 4 года назад +597

      It's 30 minutes if you are a professional chef that can slice vegetables, onions, and meat at lightning speed, 60-90 minutes for us mere mortals

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 4 года назад +339

      HA HA HA HA!!! Seriously. They always forget to take into account all the sous chefs doing their prep work. . . . That, or they forget most of us don’t have a team of them at our houses too.

    • @Havron
      @Havron 4 года назад +153

      @@loulou3676 Yep. I do find that as I make a recipe more often, I will gradually approach the claimed prep time, but it's nearly always 2-3 times as long the first time. Coordinating everything when it's new to you is quite tricky! Eventually, with practice, you get into a rhythm.

  • @rashidclark
    @rashidclark Год назад +67

    If you want to avoid frying with oil, a simple adjustment I made to the recipe is to use a 5-tiered steamer. Although 5 separate steamers can also work if you make sure to set them at different levels of intensity. turned out great, thank you, Onion!

  • @beganVacon
    @beganVacon 4 года назад +648

    I've tried this recipe for my wife and daughters. I can't believe how simple it is!! It took me only 50 hours to cook everything. And it's only cost me a second mortgage on my house!!! Washing all the dishes as a family was the funniest part of the dinner. Please keep posting recipes like this we love it!

  • @darexinfinity
    @darexinfinity 7 лет назад +3061

    Required:
    1 8-Quart Pot
    6 Pans
    10-Woks
    25-Baking Sheets
    Garlic
    Onion
    Spices
    Extra virgin olive oil
    Potatoes, Roasted
    Broccoli
    Summer Squash
    Green Onion
    Parsley
    Radishes
    Sage
    Lemon Zest
    Leeks
    (More) Garlic
    Ginger
    Chilies
    Fresh grounded black pepper
    Beef
    Whole fish?
    Pasta
    Dried Chili
    Parsnips
    Beets
    12 sauces
    24hr chicken marinade
    Yellow onions
    Fresh basil
    Carrots
    Meatballs

    • @baloog8
      @baloog8 5 лет назад +112

      The crew had a nice meal..

    • @jammedyam3389
      @jammedyam3389 5 лет назад +163

      really love the simplicity

    • @MWorsa
      @MWorsa 4 года назад +94

      *whole salmon

    • @clamdove3292
      @clamdove3292 4 года назад +140

      and a partridge in a pear tree

    • @RetepAdam
      @RetepAdam 4 года назад +64

      Where are the ladles?

  • @tejab6497
    @tejab6497 4 года назад +9022

    I can't believe,-despite knowing this is a parody-how much this stresses me out.

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 4 года назад +276

      So much prep, so many fucking dishes...

    • @LewisDruid
      @LewisDruid 4 года назад +147

      Literally what I came to the comments to see 😂 She’s giving me so much anxiety

    • @vanessar.6085
      @vanessar.6085 4 года назад +49

      Same. I'm in a cold sweat now

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 4 года назад +125

      @@vanessar.6085 It was hard to sleep knowing she got at most 2 dinners out of a 42 dish preparation.

    • @smsff7
      @smsff7 4 года назад +8

      I'd upvote this, but why ruin the 666

  • @rudy6884
    @rudy6884 3 года назад +897

    Its the simplicity that makes this such a great meal.

  • @kromo770
    @kromo770 7 лет назад +6233

    Why spend money on 3 ovens when you can just build a series of large, clay kilns in your back yard?

    • @benjaminwilson-ripsom8474
      @benjaminwilson-ripsom8474 6 лет назад +131

      AN INTELLECTUAL

    • @blubear2781
      @blubear2781 6 лет назад +77

      Finally someone said it

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 6 лет назад +111

      make sure to make plenty of conveyor belts so you can have all of your ingredients sent right to the ovens automatically.

    • @jaysahunter256
      @jaysahunter256 6 лет назад +3

      Ikr

    • @komalprakash6789
      @komalprakash6789 6 лет назад +21

      Can we burn uranium in the Kilns?

  • @toastoneggs7356
    @toastoneggs7356 7 лет назад +4819

    Let’s get Binging with Babish to make this simple dish

    • @courtneydurham8429
      @courtneydurham8429 7 лет назад +82

      Yes! With Porg meat.

    • @bluregard3442
      @bluregard3442 4 года назад +119

      Yeah and he'll make those borderline offensive italian accent.
      MEATaBALL
      LASAGNA
      spaGHETTi
      BABIDI BOOPIDI I AM ITALIANI

    • @basicweeb4272
      @basicweeb4272 4 года назад +20

      Shit now I gotta bump it too

    • @shane9245
      @shane9245 4 года назад +12

      Jordan Rouse Me too

    • @x-90
      @x-90 4 года назад +17

      Poop in a bucket me three

  • @John-Smith02
    @John-Smith02 7 месяцев назад +35

    I did this last year and the whole family loved it! I have a step-by-step guide on everything you need to do, from how to season the chicken properly, to how to remember which timer is for what, to managing your electric bill with 2 ovens, 2 countertop stove ranges, to the dishwashers you'll need to wash everything all at once. Best of all, the step-by-step guide is so easy, its only 260 pages and requires 3 weeks in advance for the preparation. I will admit, I didn't use 10 wok or 25 baking sheets, but thats all explained in my guide. What are you waiting for? The easiest homeade dinner is just 2 clicks away!

  • @Yeah_Whocares
    @Yeah_Whocares 4 года назад +5513

    This is how I feel when in movies/ tv shows the parents have this big breakfast out on the table but their kid just wants a piece of toast.

    • @themandarin9493
      @themandarin9493 3 года назад +335

      I CANT BELIEVE I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE TO NOTICE THAT! Don't forget they also take one sip of juice and run out the door with their backpack. And then their mom says, "You forgot your toast!" And they say, "Bye Mom!" And run on to the bus. But personally I think in the movie world, they just have a breakfast they don't eat but set out every morning for decoration.

    • @natcorrea7421
      @natcorrea7421 3 года назад +37

      TheMandarin It’s just decorative fruit for them

    • @jwilsonhandmadeknives2760
      @jwilsonhandmadeknives2760 3 года назад +99

      amd Dad is in a rush to the office, so just coffee for him…

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl 3 года назад +38

      If I was their mom they would have to make breakfast themselves.

    • @Evilc
      @Evilc 3 года назад +1

      *peewee's big adventure flashbacks*

  • @heavydny86
    @heavydny86 7 лет назад +9913

    My family really loved this recipe. But for those who never made it before, there's a bit of a short cut you can take to save time. Right after I put the broccoli and squash in the oven, I burned down the house, collected on the insurance and we all went out for fast food cause fuck cleaning dishes.

  • @WeavileLady
    @WeavileLady 3 года назад +3996

    “Why don’t you use the cookbook I got you?”
    The cookbook:

    • @_JoeVer
      @_JoeVer 3 года назад +5

      oh wow our subscriptions share so many channels
      young scrolls deserves way more love~

    • @mro4ts457
      @mro4ts457 3 года назад +1

      Forreal 😂

    • @mro4ts457
      @mro4ts457 3 года назад +19

      @Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ
      How bout you Repent to “Keep thy opinions to thyself”

    • @CescoCDN
      @CescoCDN 3 года назад +1

      @Wiggly Fungus Cookbook, “She did. I’m in the pot between the onions and meatballs.”

    • @BloodElfB
      @BloodElfB 2 года назад

      So true!

  • @daviddavid5880
    @daviddavid5880 Год назад +41

    On point. (The sad fact is you could make an equally cutting piece on "one pot" meals) Reminds me of Richard Jeni's famous quote: "Watch as I make an amazing meal, using ingredients you've never heard of, and tools you don't have, in a kitchen the size of your entire apartment"

  • @chegadesuade
    @chegadesuade 3 года назад +9109

    I've never seen a more accurate satire of cooking shows, they always make us feel like idiots for not having at least a dozen cooking instruments and ingredients for their "simple recipe".

    • @ArkThePieKing
      @ArkThePieKing Год назад +373

      Honestly. Recently one of my friends introduced me to ACTUAL simple cooking and it's changed my life. Glass pyrex. Throw chicken and vegetables in it. Add seasoning. Bake. Done.

    • @chegadesuade
      @chegadesuade Год назад +246

      @@ArkThePieKing Those are the kind of middle class recipes I need. I don't have a fully stocked spice cabinet, food processors and mixers; I've got an oven and some baking sheets

    • @ArkThePieKing
      @ArkThePieKing Год назад +98

      @Shiftless Lazycrat You should seriously look into a glass Pyrex. They're like $20 and it makes cooking suspiciously easy. I didn't even use oil or anything and the chicken came out moist and delicious and the broccoli was perfectly cooked too. I'm all about finding easier ways to do things and this was absolutely my find of 2022

    • @chegadesuade
      @chegadesuade Год назад +41

      @@ArkThePieKing That's very true, I used to use a large glass pyrex dish to roast chicken and veggies, you're right it's super easy you just put it all together and roast it in the oven, or pour some olive oil over the whole thing before putting it in. I need to get another pyrex, good call

    • @Chickaqee
      @Chickaqee Год назад +38

      @@ArkThePieKing Learning about sheet pan dinners changed my life. There are endless variations you can do without having to look up recipes. Don't be afraid of oil though! Extra virgin olive oil is super healthy and actually allows your body to absorb more nutrients from whatever you're eating than had you used no oil.

  • @dahliam77
    @dahliam77 4 года назад +15169

    I showed this to my mom and she said
    "The best would have been if she showed it to the kids and they asked if they could get pizza"
    Have we hurt you mom?

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 года назад +1425

      Your mother is definitely holding a grudge from a memory, lol!

    • @semaj00
      @semaj00 3 года назад +947

      My grandmother would spend an hour and a half making whatever soup or native dish she could only for my ass to ask her if she could order McDonalds. Your comment hits too close to home bruh.

    • @kelseycoca
      @kelseycoca 3 года назад +348

      tell your mom you're sorry, trust

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 3 года назад +140

      Oh, fuck. How are you still standing?

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 года назад +278

      @@Krystalmyth Moms cry on the inside, they take all of that hurt and hold it in.

  • @jackuzi8252
    @jackuzi8252 3 года назад +4145

    I love when out of nowhere she picks up the huge fish and slaps it down on the chopping block.

  • @ginanaphone
    @ginanaphone Год назад +44

    As someone who does not cook very much, this video feels like how all cooking videos feel to me.

  • @stewhv94
    @stewhv94 4 года назад +1153

    Babish needs to do this one. I really need to see what throwing all that in a pot actually looks like.

    • @FlutterMouse
      @FlutterMouse 4 года назад +57

      He might burn his house down😆

    • @BlueboySSB
      @BlueboySSB 4 года назад +2

      Hmmm....

    • @Velvetspoonful
      @Velvetspoonful 4 года назад +22

      Yup, I just commented that. "Send Babish".
      Though, as an afterthought -
      *Binging With Babish wants to know your location*

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 4 года назад

      Lmao he would do something like this

    • @ellenorbjornsdottir1166
      @ellenorbjornsdottir1166 4 года назад

      THIS

  • @jefflong6179
    @jefflong6179 4 года назад +15307

    So this is what people in math problems eat

    • @kriegscommissarmccraw4205
      @kriegscommissarmccraw4205 4 года назад +306

      Only in math can a person but 16 watermelons and not get any looks

    • @thursdaythursd
      @thursdaythursd 4 года назад +32

      Underrated lol

    • @josuebartley7272
      @josuebartley7272 4 года назад +41

      I honestly laugh more at this comment that the video
      The video was good
      But this is 0 divided

    • @CemeteryDriveClown
      @CemeteryDriveClown 4 года назад +13

      Guys where is Math on the map

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru 4 года назад +59

      Old ass joke ahead
      Teacher: "You have 20 cookies and your sister takes 11. How many cookies do you have?"
      Me: "20 cookies."
      Teacher: "No, your sister took 11."
      Me: "No, that bitch can get her own cookies."

  • @uspittbullbreader
    @uspittbullbreader 4 года назад +4176

    Husband comes home next “surprise honey you don’t have to cook I brought pizza!”

    • @burst_ch.
      @burst_ch. 4 года назад +49

      "DINNER READY" IS PIZZA?

    • @morganmiller41
      @morganmiller41 4 года назад +51

      @@burst_ch. must be a Digiorno

    • @rebeccawest8973
      @rebeccawest8973 4 года назад +200

      That’s why you need an extra baking sheet. Dad is tomorrow’s dinner.

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 года назад +9

      @@rebeccawest8973 glad I'm not the only one Thinking Hannibal Lecter lol

    • @evilpatrickstarme-mes9104
      @evilpatrickstarme-mes9104 4 года назад +40

      @@rebeccawest8973 he would go well with the boneless potatoes

  • @TheDarkblade711
    @TheDarkblade711 3 года назад +27

    Yum, love when mom used to make this on busy days when she had to work late at the hospital. Low effort, yet delicious and presents like a 5 star restaurant!

  • @missdann
    @missdann 4 года назад +1139

    “Now add the 24 hour chicken marinade” had me dead

  • @tylertyler82
    @tylertyler82 4 года назад +502

    This video was uploaded 2 years ago and I’m still cleaning all the dishes after making this

    • @ryvent5060
      @ryvent5060 4 года назад +6

      You managed to finish it in less than 2 years! I’m still cutting the onions

    • @CaptainShenanigans42
      @CaptainShenanigans42 4 года назад +3

      Ryvent Took me 2 years just to watch the video shaking my smh head

  • @BoffinGrusky
    @BoffinGrusky 7 лет назад +2580

    I can hardly wait for her Ramen noodle instructional video!! I need more baking trays.

    • @mluisi3
      @mluisi3 7 лет назад +6

      This looks amazing! Recipe please!!!

    • @mluisi3
      @mluisi3 6 лет назад +11

      Dylan Craig Perfect!! I love when chefs take the time to present their dishes creatively. I would have just served the chips right out of the bag....but I’m untrained....

    • @mrdeplorable3097
      @mrdeplorable3097 6 лет назад +3

      Lmmfao you guys 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅

    • @jeffc5974
      @jeffc5974 6 лет назад +3

      You saw the omelet one, right?

    • @BoffinGrusky
      @BoffinGrusky 4 года назад +1

      @Cris Thank you, Cris! (My parents always made fun of it).

  • @karenflores4987
    @karenflores4987 3 года назад +25

    This is so accurate. There has been countless times where I follow recipes that are supposed to be easy and end up trashing my whole kitchen. Seriously where did all those dishes come from? I was cooking for 3 only.

  • @GinHindew110
    @GinHindew110 4 года назад +3017

    I loved how she dumped the salmon on the table, and i cannot believe they bought a whole salmon just for this sketch

    • @lagon7830
      @lagon7830 4 года назад +301

      And that is why the onion is broke and releases only a half assed podcast every once in awhile.

    • @phinguyen8949
      @phinguyen8949 4 года назад +236

      @@lagon7830 i miss their high budget sketches and news broadcasts

    • @celieboo
      @celieboo 4 года назад +57

      I sure hope they had someone really prepare it and cook it.

    • @אוהדאריאליופה
      @אוהדאריאליופה 4 года назад +14

      @@celieboo you could eat it raw, its really good.

    • @kameljoe21
      @kameljoe21 4 года назад +37

      @@lagon7830 I have never listened to their podcasts.. Seems kinda stupid to me. The news segments cost almost nothing and they could have kept doing them cheap.

  • @JunpakuKarasu
    @JunpakuKarasu 3 года назад +752

    I feel this so much. So many recipes going "cook these things in separate pans to add all together later" recently I've fortunately gotten confident enough in cooking finally to go "nah, all in the same pan at different stages cuz I'm not cleaning more if I don't have to"

    • @kelliethorne1200
      @kelliethorne1200 3 года назад +58

      Totally! EveryPlate wants me to roast my zucchini on a sheet pan in a 450 degree oven when I've got my 12 inch skillet all heated up and cooking the salmon! IN THE EFFING SUMMER IN SEATTLE WHERE WE DON'T HAVE A/C!

    • @songpoetry1
      @songpoetry1 Год назад +40

      Or the recipes say to cook one ingredient in a pan (or pot), then take it out and put it in a separate bowl to cook something else, then add the first ingredient back in again. Nah fam, it's all going in the pan/pot, starting with whatever takes the longest.
      I just use recipes as suggestions now. It cuts down on steps. And if a fresh ingredient exists cut up and frozen (which is usually cheaper), then I can cut the recipe even shorter. Who's got time for all that jazz when you've got other obligations?

    • @klondike3112
      @klondike3112 Год назад +23

      @@songpoetry1 So glad my mum taught me early on how to make a stir-fry. Stir-fry is the quintessential dish. If you can make a stir-fry competently, you'll rarely need more than one dish.

    • @songpoetry1
      @songpoetry1 Год назад +11

      @@klondike3112 Yeah, stir-fries are nice and easy for that. They're healthy, too. I wish my family would eat them better, lol.

    • @the711devin4
      @the711devin4 Год назад +55

      One of the joys of getting good at cooking is being able to read a recipe and say “No, fuck you.”

  • @danielmaroney1526
    @danielmaroney1526 4 года назад +1560

    I would love to see a professional chef attempt to recreate this

    • @lol...
      @lol... 4 года назад +189

      binging with babish

    • @Miss-Nadia
      @Miss-Nadia 4 года назад +15

      @@lol... hell yeah

    • @honeycomb937
      @honeycomb937 4 года назад +193

      @@lol... "Binging with Babish: that one fucking meal by The Onion"

    • @fifisifi
      @fifisifi 4 года назад +9

      Omg yes please

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 4 года назад +1

      @@Miss-Nadia shut yo ass up n

  • @dragonwhisperer1571
    @dragonwhisperer1571 Год назад +18

    In all seriousness, thank you for all the hard work you put into our meals, Moms 😊❤️🥰

  • @jasonhymes3382
    @jasonhymes3382 3 года назад +671

    Great simple and quick meal. Just made it for my family and they loved it. I recommend putting a touch of tomato paste and a pinch of chopped chervil and kokum into a pan and fry with some white truffles (substitute with morel mushrooms if there are none in your area) for 3 hours before deglazing with whiskey and adding to the pot.

    • @dixonpinfold2582
      @dixonpinfold2582 Год назад +67

      Well worth it for the minimal extra bother. When I feel like adding a little extra effort I pick a couple of truffles myself. There's a farmer who has them in a wooded area of his property located only six hours away.

    • @JustAlex1795
      @JustAlex1795 Год назад +16

      Morels are treated like the cocaine of the forest gods where I'm from and defended with generational blood pacts. This substitution is likely to cost me my life, but for this recipe, it's worth it

    • @spirooooo8085
      @spirooooo8085 Год назад +13

      I always find that with outsourcing truffle procurement, you can never be too sure of their freshness or whether people are giving you the best product. It's best to make the quick trip to Europe yourself to buy and fully train a truffle pig, and hunt them in the wild on your own. Really worth the small errand and as a bonus the kids will learn valuable lessons about love by keeping a wild feral hog in the house as a pet❤ @dixonpinfold2582

    • @josephgaviota
      @josephgaviota Год назад

      @jason ... BRILLIANT reply !

  • @MsClaudiaDuran
    @MsClaudiaDuran 4 года назад +7095

    3 animals are now on the endangered species list because of this recipe.

    • @potatopotatoeOG
      @potatopotatoeOG 4 года назад +41

      Underrated comment

    • @WasatchWind
      @WasatchWind 4 года назад +131

      Including humans from the caloric apocalypse

    • @Dcook85
      @Dcook85 4 года назад +81

      And yet she only managed to make 1 serving.

    • @pineapplelord2422
      @pineapplelord2422 4 года назад +7

      salmon humans and?

    • @bonjovisfamclub
      @bonjovisfamclub 3 года назад +17

      As well as 5 various vegetables and 2 herbs.

  • @tavicotavio
    @tavicotavio 4 года назад +796

    The way she slaps the fish in the table holy shit

    • @fwemp
      @fwemp 4 года назад +24

      Did you *SEE* how she just cut the head off so swiftly?????????????

    • @mahks-pectith3179
      @mahks-pectith3179 4 года назад +15

      1:06 for replayability

  • @kylecurryyt
    @kylecurryyt 5 месяцев назад +4

    This is how every cooking show makes me feel. And every time you look up a recipe online and you’re looking for the “basic” version. It’s just like this.

  • @prevengeix8551
    @prevengeix8551 3 года назад +2497

    my dad uses this much kitchen ware just to make one load of pasta. no matter what he cooks he uses every pot and pan we own.

    • @ChaseMcCain81
      @ChaseMcCain81 3 года назад +7

      @Discovered This Week lol

    • @smeedal3343
      @smeedal3343 3 года назад +77

      Do we have the same father?

    • @SightForMemories
      @SightForMemories 3 года назад +131

      Let me guess, mom does the dishes?

    • @daviddurango840
      @daviddurango840 3 года назад +43

      @@SightForMemories hell yeah

    • @lolgrey7263
      @lolgrey7263 3 года назад +109

      If I bought all the pots and pans, I’m GONNA use all the pots and pans

  • @lilythompson5556
    @lilythompson5556 3 года назад +5152

    This is an especially easy meal to make after you’ve worked your 12 hour shift.😁

    • @user-jy3zl2vp4b
      @user-jy3zl2vp4b 3 года назад +93

      Just the typical day of an American worker.

    • @gimmeabreak4435
      @gimmeabreak4435 3 года назад +59

      My back hurts just reading this

    • @strawbebbiejam
      @strawbebbiejam 3 года назад +108

      this IS the 12 hour shift 😭

    • @Vadim__Blyat
      @Vadim__Blyat 3 года назад +51

      Thus The Onion demonstrates the struggles of the working class, which can only end with the rising of the proletariat.

    • @whymeme5841
      @whymeme5841 3 года назад +2

      @@user-jy3zl2vp4b and every other worker on the planet

  • @JohnJ469
    @JohnJ469 4 года назад +373

    Ah yes. Simple, rustic, easy to prepare meals like this remind of when I was hiking across the Alps and came across an amazing little Italian town nestled in a picturesque valley just south of the Swiss border. A beautiful town where the Sun only shines directly on the marvellous European architecture for 3 hours per day. The crisp, clean air washes away the cares of modern life and allows a traveller to examine their goals in life. One must truly experience the almost spiritual care with which these traditional dishes are cared for and prepared to really appreciate just how hurried and rushed the modern world is and the deep hole that can be left in our lives if we don't reconsider our options and life choices on a regular basis.........

    • @riverraisin1
      @riverraisin1 4 года назад +75

      I can just imagine how magical it must have been. Dropping your backpack as you pause in the center of town.
      You gaze in a wide circle and suddenly stop.
      And there it is. Before your eyes
      Olive Garden.

    • @a-muse6567
      @a-muse6567 3 года назад +14

      Go on...

    • @arnoldas6840
      @arnoldas6840 3 года назад +2

      Lol hahha this long shit really hits people, not only me!!

    • @donrobertson4940
      @donrobertson4940 3 года назад +11

      Yeah okay. Make my other comment look dumb.
      Actually, I live in such a village. But I've got to go and check on the tourists I've got simmering in a clay pot.

    • @themandarin9493
      @themandarin9493 3 года назад +10

      @@donrobertson4940 That sounds very rustic and picturesque. Will you be using your great great grandmother's recipe? I hope those tourists were free range.

  • @thomasglas3613
    @thomasglas3613 8 месяцев назад +4

    Exquisite! A quick and easy only (6 hour long) recipe is exactly what I need to feed my family (me and my dog) for busy workdays when I’ve done 12 hour shifts and come at 9 pm. No rest for the wicked, as they say! 😅

  • @Apoc2K
    @Apoc2K 3 года назад +6165

    Every recipe: "Now let it marinate for about 4 hours in the fridge"
    Me: Marinate for 10 minutes at room temperature, take it or leave it.

    • @Greasyspleen
      @Greasyspleen 3 года назад +164

      You're doing it right. Some researchers found that marinades don't really soak in much no matter how long they marinate.

    • @themandarin9493
      @themandarin9493 3 года назад +92

      @@Greasyspleen And even then, there is such thing as marinating for too long. It makes the the meat tougher and saltier.

    • @Jay-629
      @Jay-629 3 года назад +230

      @@Greasyspleen that research (assuming we’re both thinking of the most publicized study) also cut off the part that the marinade penetrated and used that as evidence that they don’t work. They absolutely do work, just give them time. The meat getting tough is probably from chemical cooking from an using a very acidic marinade for too long, which is why most recipes give you a time to marinate it.

    • @infinitum8558
      @infinitum8558 3 года назад +176

      Exactly. I see "quick recipes" with techniques that require 24hrs.
      "These Burritos only take 10 minutes after you've soaked the beans all night".

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl 3 года назад +11

      Me marinates it for 4 hours and munch in it every 5 minutes:

  • @kathleent6150
    @kathleent6150 7 лет назад +1497

    I know this is supposed to be a joke, but this is honestly every holiday dinner I've ever made...

    • @timetochronicle
      @timetochronicle 6 лет назад +21

      Thats kind of the point of the joke

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 5 лет назад +6

      Every holiday dinner rolled into one, you mean?

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 4 года назад +12

      @Azure Neko And never forget which vegetables are better harvested at night and which at day

    • @scritoph3368
      @scritoph3368 4 года назад +7

      @Azure Neko the cow's terror as you bring down the obsidian dagger upon its firstborn child, tearing out and baptising the innocent child's heart in the milk of it's own mother really helps give flavour to the steak, you know?

    • @DangosAreCute
      @DangosAreCute 4 года назад

      @@scritoph3368 MY INSIDES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alyshagathers4546
    @alyshagathers4546 3 года назад +7063

    this is what everything sounds like while im having a panic attack

    • @dreaminlayers
      @dreaminlayers 3 года назад +45

      Yep! I feel ya!

    • @lancehobbs8012
      @lancehobbs8012 3 года назад +59

      And to everyone else it seems cool and normal...
      I feel u

    • @Kickex
      @Kickex 3 года назад +64

      This is what everything sounds like to me all the time.

    • @glowiever
      @glowiever 3 года назад +14

      lol this is on point

    • @fernandorodriguez876
      @fernandorodriguez876 3 года назад +11

      Buncha babies

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein Год назад +4

    This is the kind stuff I cook when I don't think I've got the time to heat up the wooden grill, and I've run out of dried wood chips for the smokers.
    Nice and simple, everything is indoors for you to use without any additional hassles.

  • @ss-zt7en
    @ss-zt7en 4 года назад +1277

    This is my wife when its my turn to do dishes.

    • @RabidChasebot
      @RabidChasebot 4 года назад +68

      extremely relatable my god. I always try to be efficient when cooking and she'll manage to use every dish and utensil in the house for the same meal I could make with a quarter of the mess.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 4 года назад +18

      @@RabidChasebot I'm the opposite. I make a mess while she's cleaned half the stuff up while it's simmering.

    • @semajracubolk
      @semajracubolk 4 года назад +10

      I usually cook and do the dishes..... At least your woman cooks!

    • @ioodyssey3740
      @ioodyssey3740 4 года назад +8

      Yeah she said I cook you clean once many years ago. I responded with a laugh and a firm NO. I clean as I go and I don't use 20 gadgets. She rinses lettuce in a colander and proceeds to pile greasy pots on top of it instead of rinsing and putting aside. I have yet to meet a woman who cooks efficiently and they all think they're food is better than it is. Depending of course on what your definition of is is.

    • @ioodyssey3740
      @ioodyssey3740 4 года назад +2

      @@semajracubolk Good for you. I bet you eat really great food like me.

  • @Kamina1558
    @Kamina1558 3 года назад +835

    She’s forgetting the 10 page story you have to read through before you get to the recipe and instructions, that every recipe begins with on the internet.

    • @Oklahomajewel1
      @Oklahomajewel1 3 года назад +63

      And where are the ads?! There was no pop up ad in this video to make me miss an ingredient!

    • @shirtlesswithabeergut
      @shirtlesswithabeergut 3 года назад +8

      underrated comment.

    • @mati.benapezo
      @mati.benapezo 3 года назад

      That's what makes it better

    • @dylanb2086
      @dylanb2086 2 года назад +5

      Sooo true - I think they do it for seo to rank in google

    • @sweetfreeze5528
      @sweetfreeze5528 2 года назад +13

      I just click "Jump to Recipe" now and skip all that heartfelt shit.

  • @pieman2435
    @pieman2435 5 лет назад +260

    remember to debone the pasta, it'll save alot of time

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 4 года назад +17

      Pasta bones melt when heated properly, you don't need to debone them. The *CALCIUM* is good for you, too.

    • @raminahmed4476
      @raminahmed4476 4 года назад +11

      @@theuncalledfor It adds a lot of good flavor as well. Pasta marrow is bursting with flavor, so its good to keep it in.

    • @quickattackfilms7923
      @quickattackfilms7923 4 года назад +4

      Pieman is right, I debone mine and use the bones for my potato soup broth.

    • @raminahmed4476
      @raminahmed4476 4 года назад +4

      @@quickattackfilms7923 Wow, adding pasta bones to the broth? I might try that, it sounds great. Pasta and potato goes perfectly together. Adding in some fresh herbs, and some other spices, you can get a great tasting soup to go with the the pasta and potatoes! It looks like it would work better for large family dinners.

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 4 года назад +1

      @@quickattackfilms7923
      I dunno, that seems like a lot of work. It's an interesting idea, I'll give you that. I might try it sometime soon.

  • @GothCookie
    @GothCookie Год назад +12

    This recipe has become a weekly staple at my house!

    • @calldwnthesky6495
      @calldwnthesky6495 Год назад

      great! you will find that making this recipe part of the weekly menu will do wonders for your mental health ! ...in addition to making people decide to love you!

  • @TheOneZenith
    @TheOneZenith 7 лет назад +3061

    My partner didn't know this was a parody and turned around in surprise during the video and said, "Is she on crack?!?" lol

    • @ImNotJoshPotter
      @ImNotJoshPotter 6 лет назад +51

      The gay?

    • @JoshGerhards
      @JoshGerhards 6 лет назад +41

      @@ImNotJoshPotter What?

    • @flamevix
      @flamevix 6 лет назад +14

      ImNotJoshPotter What about gay?

    • @JoshGerhards
      @JoshGerhards 6 лет назад +76

      @Soviet who Cuts But "partner" isn't a gay only term :/

    • @Valefolken
      @Valefolken 6 лет назад +52

      It's not a gay only term but is primarily used by gays. I think the reason was originally so they did not put themselves into the spotlight for being gay, and, well, that didn't work out so well in the comments did it?

  • @bradenmeyer7465
    @bradenmeyer7465 4 года назад +1995

    My friend who just graduated culinary school had a stroke watching this.

  • @cartkart1
    @cartkart1 3 года назад +1927

    I like how she keeps adding ingredients you didn’t know about and expects you to know them

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube 3 года назад +45

      Yes, that's the joke.

    • @vincentjpk
      @vincentjpk 3 года назад +66

      @@LHyoutube I don't think the OP made his comment because he thought the video was real and is complaining about the lack of instructions, he's clearly pointing out a part of the video he liked

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube 3 года назад +20

      @@vincentjpk - No, I didn't think he thought it was real. I just meant he's pointing out the whole joke of the video as if we don't already know or appreciate it. Like saying 'I love how the title says one-pot meal, but then it ended up using a shitload of other crockery'. It's like, yes, that's the joke.

    • @hackbod
      @hackbod Год назад +40

      @@LHyoutube That was one of many jokes in the video. They are saying they particularly like that joke.

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube Год назад +2

      @@hackbod - I'd still say my interpretation of their comment was more likely accurate than yours. But of course neither of us can know conclusively.

  • @permberd4185
    @permberd4185 2 года назад +18

    I think my favorite part is how little the dish actually looks at the end. Like she listed enough ingredients to feed an army, and all together it looks like it would feed like, two people, tops.

  • @dh599
    @dh599 3 года назад +714

    I hate how accurate this is. A "Simple" meal and she pulls out a 24hr chicken marinade. When the fuck did we get that?! I've had cooking show recipes pull that BS, there was even a "Home made dinner for just $10!" costs like 35 bucks for the ingredients.

    • @themandarin9493
      @themandarin9493 3 года назад +78

      Because you have to use *THIS* brand because that makes it *WORTH IT* and without it, it JuSt WoNt Be ThE sAmE.

    • @KateGrayCode
      @KateGrayCode 3 года назад +74

      "Home made dinner for just $10!" costs like 35 bucks for the ingredients."
      And serves 4.

    • @themandarin9493
      @themandarin9493 3 года назад +65

      @@KateGrayCode And you always end up eating a snack later in the evening because the portions are smaller than you thought.

    • @buowerc
      @buowerc 3 года назад +14

      you need to follow Gordon Ramsays cheap recipes he’s like the only one with his act together. and when he says fast it’s actually fast

    • @Yetaxa
      @Yetaxa 3 года назад +51

      @@buowerc nope
      He's just as guilty of this exact thing
      "ingredients you have in the kitchen" and it's stuff I've never heard of

  • @wreck-itralph938
    @wreck-itralph938 4 года назад +4858

    The Onion should have parody account called The Garlic

    • @jamersbazuka8055
      @jamersbazuka8055 4 года назад +254

      Would it all be non-satire?

    • @EvilSmonker
      @EvilSmonker 4 года назад +377

      Lmao it would just be a normal news channel, they could talk about fabricated events that are so boring they seem true!

    • @ravynkat
      @ravynkat 4 года назад +34

      @@jamersbazuka8055 it should be the hard truth- calling people out for being assholes, etc. i.e. I'm gonna drive with my mask on, get a tattoo and stand right behind you at the store.

    • @briang.2218
      @briang.2218 4 года назад +15

      Perhaps you'd like Clickhole.

    • @mrsharpie7899
      @mrsharpie7899 4 года назад +10

      @@ravynkat Wait a sec, how's driving with a mask on being an asshole? Most of my driving has been with a mask on...

  • @KxNGFeel
    @KxNGFeel 7 лет назад +485

    I lost a finger. My daughter found it on her plate! 10/10 will make again!

    • @jozina1
      @jozina1 7 лет назад +44

      Feel J Akir You mean 9/10? As you're lacking a finger now? Only 9 more times to go!

    • @scritoph3368
      @scritoph3368 4 года назад +4

      Extra protein!

    • @sheckyfeinstein
      @sheckyfeinstein 4 года назад +1

      Feel J Akir Experts say you only need nine.

  • @lovelybooff3939
    @lovelybooff3939 Год назад +13

    Tried making this but forgot to plant my garden fresh basil. Tacked on an extra 6 weeks to my cook time.

  • @ryland5564
    @ryland5564 6 лет назад +127

    This recipe only took 7 hours. I love making food like this when you are on a really tight budget. This is the simplest, cheapest recipe I have made yet.

  • @UncleSlimJimmy
    @UncleSlimJimmy 3 года назад +491

    You forgot the first 5 mins where they talk about how this recipe has been around thousands of years and was passed on from their greatest ancestors so that their next generation is able to carry it on to the next.

    • @MatusDubrava
      @MatusDubrava 3 года назад +2

      yea and then if you give this to AI , in 5 days the robots move to next galaxy

    • @donrobertson4940
      @donrobertson4940 3 года назад +8

      They were shown how to make it by a 90 year old great grandmother in a small village three days trek from the nearest tin opener.

    • @UncleSlimJimmy
      @UncleSlimJimmy 3 года назад +1

      @@donrobertson4940 lmao

    • @themandarin9493
      @themandarin9493 3 года назад +5

      And the recipe is always like, potato salad or peanut butter cookies. Not anything you need to go on a spiritual journey for.

    • @UncleSlimJimmy
      @UncleSlimJimmy 3 года назад +3

      @@themandarin9493 exactly, and how the recipe is so much better then modern day recipes and the most delicious recipe ever made

  • @z-beeblebrox
    @z-beeblebrox 4 года назад +142

    2+ years ago, this was poking fun at how "simple" recipes in network cooking shows have gotten overly complicated.
    Today, it's just a normal addition to all the other insane youtube cooking videos currently getting made.

    • @kcmisulis425
      @kcmisulis425 4 года назад +6

      I remember the first time I saw a debunking cooking RUclips videos a month or two ago. I didn't even know that kind of thing happened or existed, but seeing them attempt some of the "5 minute cooking hacks" blew my mind, and set the world correctly in many ways.

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 4 года назад +1

      @@kcmisulis425
      What channel were those debunks on? I have seen some, but if there's more out there then that would be great!

    • @kcmisulis425
      @kcmisulis425 4 года назад +8

      @@theuncalledfor How to Cook That with Ann Reardon is what got me hooked. I love seeing her break down exactly why many of these recipes are scientifically impossible, then demonstrate it.

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 4 года назад +2

      @@kcmisulis425
      Darn, that's the one I had already seen.
      Oh well, thanks anyway! It's good advice, I just already knew it.

    • @rom7633
      @rom7633 4 года назад +2

      Also representative of how restaurant chefs/line cooks feel during rush

  • @amysanchez3699
    @amysanchez3699 3 года назад +35

    I can't stop laughing because I do this every night and then wonder why I'm always washing dishes and my husband wants to know why we have spices covering 4 shelves🤣

  • @sunshinesista9784
    @sunshinesista9784 3 года назад +347

    Pretty sure this lady makes her own pots, woks, pans and baking sheets but in a pinch I'm sure store bought is fine.

  • @carlos2004
    @carlos2004 7 лет назад +848

    who has a few hours to spare before dinner? Three ovens it is!

    • @TyrNjordr
      @TyrNjordr 7 лет назад +7

      Wow, racist much.

    • @Maddin1313
      @Maddin1313 7 лет назад +4

      That power bill is gonna make you go OwO

    • @aznzensation
      @aznzensation 7 лет назад +10

      And still an entire 2 hours left to your day after this simple recipe

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK 6 лет назад +7

      Wait... you don't have three ovens already?

    • @nickl5658
      @nickl5658 6 лет назад +3

      Andrew Williams:
      Three ovens? I have four, and a Sous Chef, two Pastry Chef, four Station Chef, a Saucier, a Fish Cook, a Vegetable Cook and four
      Meat Cook, one for each type of meat.

  • @JamaicanRain
    @JamaicanRain 4 года назад +220

    This is probably the most accurate thing The Onion has done.

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive 4 года назад +1

      Nah that was the Grabbler

    • @ReubenWalton
      @ReubenWalton 4 года назад +1

      Tomorrow We Live what was the grabber?

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive 4 года назад +1

      @@ReubenWalton watch the video

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary 4 года назад

      @@TomorrowWeLive Wont lie, that one is comedy gold from beginning to end! Great suggestion!

  • @smellypatel5272
    @smellypatel5272 3 года назад +21

    This is an excellent parody of a lot of foodie RUclipsrs' ideas on what constitutes a quick or easy meal

  • @awesomepants184
    @awesomepants184 Год назад +240

    Just made this, it was so good my family couldn't stop throwing up to eat more

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim Год назад +2

      Bwahahahahah!
      Yeuugghhh!

    • @tsemiu
      @tsemiu 11 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂

  • @RobinFlysHigh
    @RobinFlysHigh 4 года назад +505

    Two things:
    1. This is seriously accurate
    2. This actually sounds good

    • @fwemp
      @fwemp 4 года назад +14

      And *looks* good.

    • @mysha1942
      @mysha1942 4 года назад +34

      @@fwemp Just hope you have 3 ovens or 24 hours to spare. Other than that, simplest recipe ever!

    • @fwemp
      @fwemp 4 года назад +1

      @ It's up to personal preference.

    • @gazneregina5373
      @gazneregina5373 4 года назад

      I know! I’m salivating!!

  • @bellsTheorem1138
    @bellsTheorem1138 7 лет назад +327

    Anyone get the salmon stuck in the toaster? How do you get it out?

    • @Coananlover
      @Coananlover 7 лет назад +59

      Bell's Theorem Anything metallic and thin like a fork or knife! Make sure the toaster is on while you pry your salmon out.

    • @SonOfFurzehatt
      @SonOfFurzehatt 7 лет назад +84

      Take the toaster into the bath with you and the salmon will just swim out.

    • @jamelelhakkhadhra3409
      @jamelelhakkhadhra3409 6 лет назад +3

      tried this , u failed to mention the shaking and the darkness modes , it's a bit silent but ambient

    • @letsbehonest4221
      @letsbehonest4221 6 лет назад +2

      Bell's Theorem i got my dick stuck in the toaster ..

    • @blubear2781
      @blubear2781 6 лет назад +20

      The recipe says the salmon goes in the dishwasher not the toaster

  • @forfuchsake2254
    @forfuchsake2254 4 года назад +151

    God this is so accurate. Everytime I look for easy and simple recipes I only find videos or recipes like this where you probably almost die of a heart attack while cooking that crap.

    • @djlondon7956
      @djlondon7956 3 года назад +1

      I can fix that! 😅👍🏻

    • @rayjones1455
      @rayjones1455 3 года назад +5

      There is an excellent RUclips channel for food recipe videos that are always

    • @forfuchsake2254
      @forfuchsake2254 3 года назад +1

      @@rayjones1455 Thanks for the advice I'll definitely check it out. ^-^

    • @NonstopElectroshock
      @NonstopElectroshock 3 года назад +1

      I usualy search the recipe on youtube and chose the video that looks the most home-made :)

    • @SceleToon_and_Games
      @SceleToon_and_Games 3 года назад +2

      here's the recipe to simple cooking. pick a meat. pick a carb. pick a green vegetable (we will deal with the other vegetables later). make the meat however you like. make the carb however you'd like. don't add anything. hate it the first time you make it. when you get inspired by hatred of bland food, add something new, like garlic, ginger. green onion. begin to experiment with comlexity. if the flavor of the meat isn't right, pick a different meat. if you still don't like it, figure out how to make it properly because the meat isn't the problem it's you. (backed up because if you need an easy and simple recipe you don't know how to cook, there's nothing to be ashamed of). figure out what you are doing wrong to your ingredients. appreciate complex recipes now because you have a background of cooking and realize that it really isn't that hard to cook delicious food it just takes discipline not 'good recipes'.

  • @dlwseattle
    @dlwseattle Год назад +1

    That's one of their best vids. It's exactly how I feel when I watch one of these cooking channels.

  • @LukeofAllTrades.
    @LukeofAllTrades. 4 года назад +1505

    If you're going to make something this simple, you might as well just make some hamburger helper. My family is worth a little more time and effort.

  • @Wormyquormy
    @Wormyquormy 4 года назад +102

    This is how my brain perceives even the simplest of recipes.

  • @martinaee
    @martinaee 3 года назад +96

    As someone who has learned to cook decently over the past couple years, this is super accurate. My favorite thing about this recipe is the easy cleanup.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 Год назад +1

      "Recycle all pots and pans for a quick and easy clean-up!"

  • @broadwaybaby348
    @broadwaybaby348 Год назад +4

    This video got me through the pandemic. Thank you, Onion.

  • @jflanagan9696
    @jflanagan9696 3 года назад +179

    I love how this basically starts with "OK, you should have started an hour ago. Let's get started!"

  • @wyattbedard2194
    @wyattbedard2194 3 года назад +473

    I love how she says "It helps to have a second and third oven, but you can get by with just one if you have several hours to spare" Like that would do something

    • @MononymousM
      @MononymousM 3 года назад +49

      To be fair, that's one of the few things in the video that actually makes sense - more time means you can prepare the stuff that would ideally go in the additional ovens concurrently by instead reloading the single oven multiple times.
      Still entirely insane as a whole plan, mind you - just for different reasons 😅

    • @UndertheNeedle282
      @UndertheNeedle282 Год назад +2

      Satire

    • @UnknownGamer40464
      @UnknownGamer40464 Год назад +2

      And then adds a pre-prepared 24 hour marinade

  • @meltyflapjack
    @meltyflapjack 3 года назад +2584

    Gordon Ramsey has been real quiet since this dropped

    • @HiDDENk00l
      @HiDDENk00l 3 года назад +15

      I want to see him react to this.

    • @n0nenone
      @n0nenone 3 года назад +1

      McFish on this video?
      Perfect

    • @ZainAhmed-ns2di
      @ZainAhmed-ns2di 3 года назад +5

      But where is the lamb sauce!

    • @aziris7257
      @aziris7257 3 года назад +6

      @@HiDDENk00l Gordon Ramsay probably won't react to this, but you can hound Uncle Roger to react to it.

    • @aldar8240
      @aldar8240 3 года назад +9

      he's busy slow-cooking the ribs portion of the meal

  • @Xsksnssjccxghb
    @Xsksnssjccxghb 2 года назад +2

    We pick fresh pans and woks from our garden, the kids love it!

  • @chandruscm
    @chandruscm 4 года назад +1207

    I followed this recipe and then the powerpuff girls showed up.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 4 года назад +58

      But the cook lady never talked about how long to marinate the Chemical X!!

    • @Miss-Nadia
      @Miss-Nadia 4 года назад +20

      underrated comment

    • @genner-vincenthodgson5177
      @genner-vincenthodgson5177 3 года назад +3

      As in because you accidentally created them while or because you're endangering the environment with threat fo forest fires?
      OR because you just HAD to do a gender reveal party, then accidentally started a state-wide forest fire?

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 года назад +2

      😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @tinachristine4573
      @tinachristine4573 3 года назад +1

      Best comment ever

  • @wolflordy3193
    @wolflordy3193 3 года назад +963

    As someone who used to clean the kitchen every day after my mom cooked, this is a documentary.

    • @bigchungus420
      @bigchungus420 Год назад +4

      W pfp

    • @wolflordy3193
      @wolflordy3193 Год назад +1

      @@bigchungus420 Lilly was best girl imo.

    • @loserchips1112
      @loserchips1112 Год назад +32

      My mother would always say that "I cooked dinner, why should I have to clean it?" to get me to wash up after her - yet she does not treat it the same when I bake. THEN it's "well you decided to bake it so YOU should clean it" seems a bit biased *MOTHER.*

    • @Skimmerlit
      @Skimmerlit Год назад +4

      I love when you finish the dishes after the cooking is finished (because you wanted a head start) and then they decide to make two other courses impromptu because you aren’t living, laughing, and loving unless you’ve used *everything* multiple times.

  • @spirallove5946
    @spirallove5946 4 года назад +55

    i love how the finished dish is like 1/20th of the ingredients put in. smaller portions seems to mean greater quality and sophistication, indeed

  • @halfbakedproductions7887
    @halfbakedproductions7887 7 месяцев назад +3

    Reminds me of the British ones - "Lazy Thursday night stir fry supper - just use the leftover fennel and roast swan you picked up at the farmer's market yesterday morning while normal people are actually at work".

  • @insanitycubed8832
    @insanitycubed8832 4 года назад +346

    The anguish in her eyes. Jesus Christ! How can you fake that?

    • @catluva74
      @catluva74 4 года назад

      It's giving her flashbacks because her husband and kids cook like this for real.

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 4 года назад +7

      Everyone knows the Onion is real, but from the future. In five to ten years this won't be satire anymore.

    • @ThePigeonBrain
      @ThePigeonBrain 4 года назад +4

      Who says it's fake? Someone had to actually cook those things for the video

  • @xrain90
    @xrain90 3 года назад +450

    Wife: "I'll cook tonight, but you do the dishes."
    Husband: "Deal."
    Husband comes home: "F!@#"

    • @Pxtl
      @Pxtl 3 года назад +11

      Which is why the correct plan is always the person who cooks does the dishes and you alternate meals, not individual chores. Otherwise you get somebody making a dish apocalypse and leaving it for somebody else.

    • @MononymousM
      @MononymousM 3 года назад +36

      @@Pxtl I don't think that's more fair at all - a meal that requires more pots and pans is generally going to be more work to cook as well as clean up, and each party doing either the cooking or the cleaning for the same meal avoids a situation where you have one person making high effort, time-consuming dinners and having to do all the clean up as well, and the other getting to enjoy that whilst only putting in basic one pot meals (and not like the one in this video haha) and calling that equivalent. It doesn't even necessarily have to be a deliberate ploy, hell it's almost certain to naturally happen to at least some degree with any two people who have reasonably different levels of cooking skill. Seriously, the only situation where your solution would be the more fair one is where one party is deliberately and maliciously dirtying dishes they don't actually need just to screw the other party over, and I'd argue that anyone in such a situation shouldn't be sharing meals or chores in the first place 😅

  • @ujustgotpwned2008
    @ujustgotpwned2008 4 года назад +5881

    This is how all cooking seems when you're depressed.
    Edit: I have no recollection of having made this comment and now it has 5.7k likes lol wtf
    Second edit, three years later: turns out I also was autistic and had ADHD looool.

    • @kckdude913
      @kckdude913 4 года назад +234

      Yeah and cleaning your bedroom too. I suffered the worst period of depression in my life a few years ago. My room looked like a dump (in my eyes) and seemed impossible to clean. I felt like I was hitting rock bottom and even took a picture of my room. Now when I look at that picture, it actually doesn't look that bad or that hard to clean. The only thing that does look bad is the pizza box on my bed but that's about it.

    • @CatalystDrakannon
      @CatalystDrakannon 4 года назад +38

      Oh it's too real

    • @rogue6885
      @rogue6885 4 года назад +38

      Way to call me out bro lol

    • @lzrshark617
      @lzrshark617 4 года назад +107

      Dear god, someone finally put words to how that feels. I've been struggling to explain it to people for years. The most elaborate thing I've had the energy to make for myself in the past few months is a tie between frozen hamburger patties that you can just leave for like 6 minutes a side so you can sit down while it's cooking, and fried eggs to put on toast.

    • @em-jd4do
      @em-jd4do 4 года назад +54

      @@lzrshark617 my dude, look up executive dysfunction. I know it’s hard but trust me there’s way to trick your brain. Works most of the time. If it doesn’t, I usually drink caffeine and try again :|

  • @Xsksnssjccxghb
    @Xsksnssjccxghb 3 года назад +4

    Amazing recipe! My 4-12 yr olds and hubby loves it