Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Severus Snape v.s. Igor Karkaroff deleted scene (HD)

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  • @LilyZerep
    @LilyZerep 7 лет назад +19176

    Severus Snape, preventing teenage pregnancy in the Wizarding World

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 7 лет назад +1325

      Who needs condoms, tubes getting tied and all round contraception when Severus is around.

    • @LilyZerep
      @LilyZerep 7 лет назад +484

      lol. Not on his watch!

    • @daniqaaaaa
      @daniqaaaaa 7 лет назад +912

      Well, I mean if that ever does happen without protection..
      Fetus Deletus

    • @jonmison
      @jonmison 7 лет назад +79

      Dan's Animations god that's funny!

    • @SOV_1
      @SOV_1 7 лет назад +381

      Snape has mastered the spell 'Fetus Deletus'.

  • @Omuraspencer
    @Omuraspencer 5 лет назад +11457

    Throughout the rest of the series, Snape has never shown as much violent determination as he did when he sprinted to that carriage to prevent students from making out!

    • @lashawn2x493
      @lashawn2x493 4 года назад +65

      Why can’t Harry save his parents

    • @lashawn2x493
      @lashawn2x493 4 года назад +49

      Why didn’t Harry save Cedric and snape

    • @saranikolinacehic615
      @saranikolinacehic615 4 года назад +211

      Can you blame him...Imagine his face when he found out Lilly was pregnant

    • @jaiso434
      @jaiso434 4 года назад +127

      because he and lily couldnt do it so he is jealous.
      and probably it reminds him of lily and james

    • @mojojojo3411
      @mojojojo3411 3 года назад +186

      "If I can't be loved then NOBODY can!"

  • @TheJackKohler
    @TheJackKohler 6 лет назад +3317

    I half expected Snape to appear behind Harry and just say "Didn't your mother ever tell you its rude to eavesdrop?"

    • @dfpl2554
      @dfpl2554 6 лет назад +348

      That's brutal even for Snape. Sounds like something Draco would say.

    • @dfpl2554
      @dfpl2554 6 лет назад +51

      That's brutal even for Snape. Sounds like something Draco would say.

    • @arcanewarrior863
      @arcanewarrior863 6 лет назад +241

      Jack Kohler Snape would never insult Lily

    • @sentinellj
      @sentinellj 5 лет назад +344

      I imagine he'd say "Typical, acting like your father as always Potter."

    • @leonardoleal5092
      @leonardoleal5092 5 лет назад +41

      Sentinel LJ this sounds like something he'd probably say

  • @HygorBH
    @HygorBH 6 лет назад +6932

    Most terrifying things anyone could experience:
    #3: Being chased by a dangerous wild animal
    #2: Being caught up in a natural disaster
    #1: Seeing Severus Snape RUN towards you with bad intentions!

    • @PersianBenji16
      @PersianBenji16 6 лет назад +63

      Like in the HP games 😅😅

    • @KaraK348
      @KaraK348 5 лет назад +41

      #1 is my worst nightmare

    • @Sylvael2002
      @Sylvael2002 5 лет назад +105

      He moves like an angry spider

    • @rorymckernan502
      @rorymckernan502 5 лет назад +6

      Olga Maria Borowska 0.47: Ten Points from Hufflepuff, FOR SEX

    • @sxftpixie
      @sxftpixie 5 лет назад +10

      Sylvael2002
      That’s venomous too.

  • @mariamatmos4506
    @mariamatmos4506 8 лет назад +2337

    Snape; "I don't fuck, nobody fucks!"😂😂

    • @JSRbowling595
      @JSRbowling595 8 лет назад +112

      If you think about it, he probably tried getting Harry's mom to dance with him when they were at the Yule Ball and probably also tried getting lucky, but failed miserably. So now he just ruins it for everyone else.

    • @cooldumpy7913
      @cooldumpy7913 8 лет назад +77

      +JSRbowling595 I die a virgin and so should everyone else.

    • @JSRbowling595
      @JSRbowling595 8 лет назад +8

      +TheDevious Probably his train of thought

    • @coco20165
      @coco20165 7 лет назад

      O

    • @oceanpoem219
      @oceanpoem219 7 лет назад +17

      Highly unlikely. That's a kid's perspective :-)

  • @JakeVhabae
    @JakeVhabae 10 лет назад +8606

    I love the idea that Snape is the Self imposed Hogwarts Sex Police....LOL

    • @MundialColombia2026
      @MundialColombia2026 9 лет назад +259

      I was part of the Sex Police back in my home country of Senegal and let me tell you it was no easy job. Wizard or not, full blood or muggle, I feel bad for whoever has this horrible occupation bestowed upon them

    • @elessal
      @elessal 9 лет назад +75

      Camilo Guzman what are you saying? is the best! how many can be proud to say that by not doing their job they are making a lot of people happy?

    • @TheBigChubbyBunny
      @TheBigChubbyBunny 8 лет назад +25

      +Jacob Vhabae I know! He can patrol me any day! ;)

    • @daygodemolitionunit5873
      @daygodemolitionunit5873 6 лет назад +16

      It ain't sex that's problematic. Even in the magic world, abortion still the same

    • @anthonylopez382
      @anthonylopez382 6 лет назад +55

      If he doesnt fuck no one fucks 😂

  • @darrenfreyauthor
    @darrenfreyauthor 4 года назад +2447

    Considering how quickly and easily Snape caught everyone else, I can't help but feel that he knew Harry was there but deliberately let him listen in any way.

    • @AngstyAnon
      @AngstyAnon 3 года назад +460

      In the book Harry and Ron were walking and overheard snap and igor’s conversation and they actually did get caught. Snape said to Harry and Ron something along the lines of, “Out for a romantic walk in the evening,” or something like that

    • @lordawkwardemort1282
      @lordawkwardemort1282 2 года назад +137

      @@AngstyAnon Classic Snape

    • @elenastanica4621
      @elenastanica4621 2 года назад +178

      @@AngstyAnon Actually, he said "Keep walking.",
      “And what are you two doing?” he added, catching sight of Harry and Ron on the path ahead.
      Karkaroff, Harry saw, looked slightly discomposed to see them standing there. His hand went nervously to his goatee, and he
      began winding it around his finger.
      “We’re walking,” Ron told Snape shortly. “Not against the law, is it?”
      “Keep walking, then!” Snape snarled, and he brushed past them, his long black cloak billowing out behind him. Karkaroff hurried away after Snape. Harry and Ron continued down the path."

    • @PrinceTrexus
      @PrinceTrexus 2 года назад +104

      Im 100% he knew Harry was there. He and Dumbledore both had those heightened senses like that

    • @CJDM310
      @CJDM310 2 года назад +10

      @@AngstyAnon He never said anything like that.

  • @MrBen51309
    @MrBen51309 6 лет назад +2478

    Lucky Snape wasn't working on the Titanic...

    • @rorymckernan502
      @rorymckernan502 5 лет назад +260

      Ben Faulkner OMG yes.
      Ten points from third class Dawson and the same for First Class Dewitt Bukater.

    • @Vidmanuk
      @Vidmanuk 4 года назад +16

      Rory McKernan 😂😂

    • @sukhdeepsandhu4737
      @sukhdeepsandhu4737 4 года назад +3

      🙄

    • @LatinSith
      @LatinSith 3 года назад +10

      Lovejoy's magical counterpart.

    • @rorymckernan8502
      @rorymckernan8502 3 года назад +25

      Imagine if Snape caught the two boys at the start. 😂😂

  • @Pandalka
    @Pandalka 7 лет назад +9896

    so that's why Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw always had so little points...

    • @christianmaximoff3035
      @christianmaximoff3035 6 лет назад +682

      Pandała I'm surprised Ravenclaw never have as many points as they should, they're the smart house, maybe if the trio were in there

    • @shreyasingh117
      @shreyasingh117 6 лет назад +690

      Well if it weren't for those meddling children from Gryffindor... Plus Luna always gets points docked off by repeatedly telling Snape about the wrackspurts in his head.

    • @Powerranger-le4up
      @Powerranger-le4up 6 лет назад +204

      On Pottermore, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw normally won the House Cup. I was sorted into Ravenclaw.

    • @shooktea8790
      @shooktea8790 6 лет назад +58

      And pottermore says im a Hufflepuff and then I deleted my acc did it again and I was a Ravenclaw, I AM A GRYFINDOR WTF

    • @americasass7596
      @americasass7596 5 лет назад +47

      PotterLex sounds to me your a slytherin

  • @TheGoogoly
    @TheGoogoly 9 лет назад +14012

    Say what you want about Snape, at least he remebers the name of the students.

    • @stfwho
      @stfwho 7 лет назад +1879

      so he can remember who to take points from

    • @shreyasingh117
      @shreyasingh117 6 лет назад +675

      Slughorn used to call Ron, Wallenby and Ralph and God knows what else. 😅

    • @rockythe6192
      @rockythe6192 6 лет назад +144

      TheGoogoly SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

    • @kroneexe
      @kroneexe 6 лет назад +64

      Shreya Singh Slughorn is a weird fellow

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 6 лет назад +129

      TheGoogoly
      Amazing memory considering how many there are...

  • @WeiYinChan
    @WeiYinChan 6 лет назад +609

    Severus Snape, preventing magical teenage pregnancy one couple at a time

  • @MegaJacko4
    @MegaJacko4 5 лет назад +565

    Severus snape: 1
    Uncontrolled teenage hormonal activity : 0

  • @stewiegriffin12341
    @stewiegriffin12341 7 лет назад +10893

    I could watch an entire movie of Snape catching kids making out.

    • @xandranicholai7301
      @xandranicholai7301 7 лет назад +119

      Same lol

    • @daniqaaaaa
      @daniqaaaaa 7 лет назад +61

      Omg honestly same 😂😂😂

    • @snaking5423
      @snaking5423 7 лет назад +427

      No wonder no kids get pregnant at the school because of Snape

    • @sheenaabellanosa4244
      @sheenaabellanosa4244 7 лет назад +9

      Suvir Sinha where can i watch cut scene of harry potter movirs

    • @trekkienzl2862
      @trekkienzl2862 6 лет назад +433

      Snape:
      * Potions Master,
      * Defence Against the Dark Arts professor
      * Hogwarts official sex police

  • @gamemaster613
    @gamemaster613 9 лет назад +6917

    Snape: If...I...am...to...be...a...vir...gin...then...so...must...you.........all.

  • @hebrides6354
    @hebrides6354 5 лет назад +573

    Just 10 points? Snape was being very generous here.

    • @thecatfather857
      @thecatfather857 3 года назад +14

      Agreed.

    • @sayanikaart8680
      @sayanikaart8680 2 года назад +66

      He's generous in taking points. McGonagall took 200 for being out of bed from firsties and sent them to forbidden forest ( which is restricted otherwise)

    • @moon_theyoutubegoth_8004
      @moon_theyoutubegoth_8004 2 года назад +4

      FR

    • @ExodiaX5
      @ExodiaX5 2 года назад +13

      True. He could've put them in detention I suppose, for being 'out of bounds'. Hmmmm

    • @Whimsy3692
      @Whimsy3692 2 года назад +14

      "Love is a crapshoot, but good on you two for finding it."

  • @nanarene5319
    @nanarene5319 6 лет назад +2357

    Snape:
    Potter wandering around at night?
    I'm right on time!
    Horny students on prom night? I'm on my way!
    Death Eaters meeting and secret mission from Dumbledore? I can do both!
    Trio attacked by werewolf?
    I got this!
    Malfoy got assaulted? I'm already there!

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 6 лет назад +232

      Nana Rene
      Snape. The only one you can depend on!

    • @willhyde5026
      @willhyde5026 5 лет назад +90

      This guy is so good I'd swear he has the Sharingan from Naruto xD

    • @thearmada6248
      @thearmada6248 5 лет назад +162

      Harrys in the forrest of Dean? Im be there is a minute!
      Harry's being attacking by Quirril? I'll stop him!
      Dumbledore put on a cursed ring? I'll heal him for sure!

    • @skywalkingonsunshine1017
      @skywalkingonsunshine1017 5 лет назад +92

      The hero this town doesn't deserve.

    • @arcanewarrior863
      @arcanewarrior863 5 лет назад +112

      Need to teach Potter Occulumancy in the middle of the night, no problem!

  • @Loren-jm3ji
    @Loren-jm3ji 9 лет назад +8844

    I love Snape's little sprint to the carriage.

    • @cooldumpy7913
      @cooldumpy7913 8 лет назад +581

      It's so out of character lmao

    • @LaurianeBL
      @LaurianeBL 6 лет назад +333

      TheDevious No. Alan never made any mistake. He knew Severus Snape more than anyone else ;)

    • @TsukabuNosoratori2
      @TsukabuNosoratori2 6 лет назад +189

      Actually in the books he found these very characters tossing about in some shrubbery in the fancy christmas gardens as he and Karkaroff were having their little chat. Same exact reaction. LOL!

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 6 лет назад +11

      Loren 1415
      I do, too.😂

    • @benlong4277
      @benlong4277 6 лет назад +14

      deceptively quick

  • @pinkytoesniffer
    @pinkytoesniffer 10 лет назад +2929

    does snape have like spidey senses when it comes to misbehaving schoolchildren oh my god

    • @lavendertheflower4352
      @lavendertheflower4352 9 лет назад +106

      ...or it could've Bern the obvious rocking of the carriage...

    • @pinkytoesniffer
      @pinkytoesniffer 9 лет назад +52

      LavenderThe Flower that was the carriage on the right side of the courtyard. snape went to the left one, which was nice and quiet and was not rocking at all lmao
      snape has spidey senses. it's fact now

    • @arcanewarrior863
      @arcanewarrior863 5 лет назад +30

      I think he used Legilimency

    • @rorymckernan8502
      @rorymckernan8502 3 года назад +14

      He has a photographic memory. So that's why he's good at potions.

    • @MisaMisa03579
      @MisaMisa03579 3 года назад +12

      snapey sense (x

  • @nightingalecat
    @nightingalecat 6 лет назад +484

    the whole series is based on Harry eavesdropping and spying

    • @user-ej7vn9lw5j
      @user-ej7vn9lw5j 3 года назад +28

      and the rest of the 50% is him going "aaaaaaaargh"

    • @zjjohnson3827
      @zjjohnson3827 3 года назад +2

      I know, and this bugs me

    • @athena7091
      @athena7091 Год назад +5

      It's Harry, what do u expect, he can't mind his own business

    • @LilyZerep
      @LilyZerep 7 месяцев назад +1

      🤨 It pissed me off how he hated when people were being nosey with him but Harry had no problem in invading other people's privacy.

    • @alexstark7620
      @alexstark7620 2 месяца назад +1

      Or sleeping and having a nightmare

  • @samni9068
    @samni9068 6 лет назад +519

    The way Snape runs to the carriage and the way he snatched his arm away, so cute but so funny

  • @danniruthvan3265
    @danniruthvan3265 10 лет назад +2027

    Snape is the greatest cockblocker of all time.

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 6 лет назад +23

      Danni Ruthvan
      And the Ultimate Cockblock Award goes to...
      PROFESSOR SNAPE!!!

    • @arickman1946
      @arickman1946 5 лет назад +4

      that wasent funny😤😤🤬🤬🤬

    • @tingispingis
      @tingispingis 5 лет назад +1

      @@arickman1946 Neither is your pathetic attempt at being funny

    • @arickman1946
      @arickman1946 5 лет назад +2

      to ceap my students seaf dosent mean im funny.sir!

    • @arickman1946
      @arickman1946 5 лет назад

      and your opinion its more pathetic than my atention

  • @Lach1234
    @Lach1234 8 лет назад +3443

    "Really? Then perhaps you don't mind rolling up your sleeve." said Karkaroff, seductively

  • @ameliasy5355
    @ameliasy5355 6 лет назад +241

    "its a sign severus" "perhaps you dont mind rolling up ur sleeves"damn igor really wanted to make out with snape..itsyule ball afterall...

    • @113faridanur6
      @113faridanur6 3 года назад +3

      Lolll

    • @Eastonthemoth
      @Eastonthemoth 4 месяца назад +3

      This video unlocked a ship for me and now this video is always gonna make me laugh, just the way he says it tho

  • @jadc5377
    @jadc5377 5 лет назад +221

    Snape is the greatest character in Harry Potter..

  • @LaceyWright98
    @LaceyWright98 8 лет назад +2847

    People in Harry Potter comment sections are literally the best.

    • @safahad93
      @safahad93 8 лет назад +11

      i knoww right!

    • @chloedylan2459
      @chloedylan2459 8 лет назад +22

      +Lacey Wright I'm literally crying with laughter xD

    • @hellenn.416
      @hellenn.416 6 лет назад +6

      Absolutely! :'D

    • @larperdixon723
      @larperdixon723 5 лет назад +6

      literally.

    • @abhayverma356
      @abhayverma356 5 лет назад +3

      They are best for sure but fans of mma are better man. They are G. O.A.T.

  • @AmeenAhmed1105
    @AmeenAhmed1105 7 лет назад +5372

    Let's be real here. Severus was the best part about this series.

    • @cirocobama1221
      @cirocobama1221 4 года назад +101

      @@Andre_APM wtf

    • @comicalcosmonaut959
      @comicalcosmonaut959 4 года назад +112

      Andre Montoya he wasn’t perfect but he demonstrated that he had compassion and love that is immense, everlasting. I think his temper and ill-mannered treatment of Harry and his friends makes more him complex and interesting. But at the end of the day, Snape was a hero that did care about the wizarding world as a whole

    • @kyianobscure1253
      @kyianobscure1253 4 года назад +52

      @Kefou Kefak Dumbledore was awful and selfish too. He only did things his way and dragged all the people with him. He didn't care if they got hurt or not in the process if it meant he could get what he wanted.

    • @MastersDefender
      @MastersDefender 4 года назад +26

      Only Alan Rickman's portrayal of him. In the book, Snape is unbearable, petty, and vindictice, he never really got over Marauders' bullying of him. He basically bullies students (mainly Gryffindor students, preferably Harry and Neville) to vent his anger and grudge. Sure his love for Lily softens him somewhat, but that doesn't change the fact that he's a sadistic, unfair, and unprofessional teacher to his students.

    • @Raymoiful
      @Raymoiful 4 года назад +54

      @Kefou Kefak First, Snape was not selfish, as he sacrificed everything to save the wizarding world. And no, he did not do that for Lily, as he continued to work for good even after Dumbledore died, after revealing that Harry must die - making his promise to protect Harry so her death is not in vain insignificant. And sorry, but if his taunting was the price for constant protection, risking his own life, then it was. Actions speak louder than words. Snape never crossed Hogwards rules with his teaching methods like Moody, Hagrid, Dumbledor or Umbridge did.
      Snape is one of, imo THE best HP character because of how complex he is - deeply flawed, haunted, layered, sad, brave, full of contradictions. Considering the emotional pressure he was under, he was a masterful spy. He doesnt suit your black and white labels or world view, which are imo incredibly immature.

  • @HiDefRonin
    @HiDefRonin 7 лет назад +169

    Defense Against The Block Arts Teacher

    • @ameliakyle7054
      @ameliakyle7054 5 лет назад +15

      Defence Against the Sex/Cock Arts

    • @code6868
      @code6868 5 лет назад +3

      @@ameliakyle7054 your comment needs more likes

  • @IronMan-tk8uc
    @IronMan-tk8uc 6 лет назад +2599

    First time I see this. Wow, this Yule Ball really got the students' libido going on! And the way the car moves, clearly implies a sexual intercourse. It's a good scene, but seeing this, I understand why it got deleted.

    • @idgam3r418
      @idgam3r418 6 лет назад +41

      Michael Nascimento I was just about to say exactly that

    • @cantaloupeme
      @cantaloupeme 6 лет назад +217

      The actor who played igor couldn’t deliver a line. That was worse than the cheesy sexy time lol

    • @orangexlightning
      @orangexlightning 6 лет назад +54

      It's in the extended edition.

    • @SKULLKR3W
      @SKULLKR3W 6 лет назад +75

      rowling for sure would have been pissed if they put this in

    • @RemusGT
      @RemusGT 6 лет назад +115

      it was unnecessary as fuck.... why did they even recorded it? I mean the snape karkaroff scene would be nice but the other things would have been annoyed

  • @LaReineBleue
    @LaReineBleue 7 лет назад +2717

    they made such a cool outfit for snape

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 7 лет назад +136

      I always thought he looked like a Catholic priest, which I guess suits him, but it's still weird...

    • @dmenor11ification
      @dmenor11ification 7 лет назад +398

      Did you know that Alan himself asked to choose the look of Severus? That's the reason his outfit has so many buttons and his sleeves go all the way to his palm, because he liked to imagine that Severus would everyday have to button up his whole suit! Wasn't Alan Rickman a genius?

    • @baja3622
      @baja3622 7 лет назад +28

      I prefer him wearing the cloak.

    • @francesmariepacete3940
      @francesmariepacete3940 7 лет назад +35

      LaReineBleue actually it reminds me of neo in the matrix but it still look so fine on him, so it's ok

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 6 лет назад +5

      Mateus Cristian's Channel
      Yes!

  • @uppereastsidegirl
    @uppereastsidegirl 9 лет назад +1319

    Snape looks (especially in these scene) so fucking elegant!

  • @tritesir9462
    @tritesir9462 6 лет назад +108

    Dang I wish our school dance security officers were as dedicated as Snape. That would've saved some people from quite a bit of trauma.

  • @zulaikhasarah5632
    @zulaikhasarah5632 5 лет назад +138

    Can we just take a moment to adore 1:01, where Professor Snape just acts like an adorable kid, going "nu-uh" to Igor. I mean it's adorable!!!

  • @misssakura098
    @misssakura098 9 лет назад +3753

    I find this to be a funny scene no matter how serious it is suppose to be. But at least Snape unlike other Professors, remembers the students names

    • @missm8067
      @missm8067 5 лет назад +90

      Miss Sakura Don’t you mean “No matter how Sirius it’s supposed to be?”
      ...I’ll show myself out now

    • @LilyZerep
      @LilyZerep 5 лет назад +59

      Lol. Unlike Slughorn. Kept messing up Ron's name.

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 5 лет назад +44

      So it would be easy for him to deduct points and give detentions.

    • @tabithahallows6116
      @tabithahallows6116 5 лет назад +26

      This is so obviously aimed at Slughorn I choked

    • @dlucey123
      @dlucey123 5 лет назад +18

      Professor Bins was even worse than slug horn at remembering names

  • @N00BterminatorX
    @N00BterminatorX 10 лет назад +1220

    It's weird to hear Snape say "10 points from" without it ending in Gryffindor.

    • @Mikefrank333
      @Mikefrank333 2 года назад +137

      It’s because he knows Dumbledore is hiding somewhere before appearing and saying “50 points to Gryffindor for Harry’s attempt in carrying on his blood line.”

    • @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
      @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets 2 года назад +26

      That's why the scene was cut.

  • @marwellie
    @marwellie 5 лет назад +55

    the way snape runs towards that carriage is freaking hilarious

  • @QuesoGr7
    @QuesoGr7 7 лет назад +119

    Snape: "If I didn't get to shag during my Hogwarts days then NOBODY gets to shag!"

  • @crappicker5226
    @crappicker5226 8 лет назад +534

    when Snape started running I was like "omg is gonna catch Harry?!"
    then he just turned to the carriage ,"that...was...the scariest thing in my life..."

  • @bempire1997
    @bempire1997 9 лет назад +576

    did anyone else notice Snape's almost slip at 0:44 i noticed it and was like DAMB BOY you got skill
    LOVE SNAPE

    • @francesmariepacete3940
      @francesmariepacete3940 7 лет назад +22

      Britney Mckinnon wow!! I didn't notice at first but he pulled it off really well

    • @HawkinaBox
      @HawkinaBox 6 лет назад +8

      I noticed that too

    • @cavrox1
      @cavrox1 6 лет назад +8

      That's my favorite part

    • @NTA247
      @NTA247 5 лет назад +29

      I didn’t notice that before, but you’re right!
      **is now imagining Alan Rickman actually slipping in the bloopers**

    • @arthurchallat8530
      @arthurchallat8530 4 года назад +5

      That's Alan Rickman, that's why !

  • @factbeaglesarebest
    @factbeaglesarebest 5 лет назад +60

    Severus Snape the only condom choice for the wizarding wold

  • @UndergroundVibrations
    @UndergroundVibrations 6 лет назад +242

    Subtitles for people asking:
    Karkaroff: It's happening again! Like before! And soon neither you nor
    anyone else would be able to deny it.
    Snape: Either way, Igor, I see no reason to discuss it.
    Karkaroff: It's a sign, Severus. You know it is.
    Snape: I don't know what you're talking about.
    Karkaroff: Really?! Then perhaps you wouldn't mind rolling up your
    sleeve, huh? You don't fool me, Severus. You are scared. Admit it!
    Snape: I have nothing to be scared of, Igor. Can you say the same?

    • @anphylis2587
      @anphylis2587 5 лет назад +6

      Thanx ! In addition, I'm French 😄 so it makes my life easier

    • @masterenactor1796
      @masterenactor1796 5 лет назад +45

      You forgot "Ten points from Hufflepuff, Fawcette! And the same for Ravenclaw, Stebbins!

    • @dzidziolus
      @dzidziolus 4 года назад +7

      Thank you so much! I was scrolling down the comments hoping to find this.

    • @arthurchallat8530
      @arthurchallat8530 4 года назад +9

      If you don't know what they're talking about (The dark mark) this dialogue can be very..well..double sensed.
      Especially when reading that Igor tried to roll up the sleeve of Severus.

    • @atorturedpoet
      @atorturedpoet 4 года назад +3

      Thx!

  • @ChristineBailey91
    @ChristineBailey91 8 лет назад +941

    0:42 I like it how Snape acts like a cop

    • @jn3325
      @jn3325 8 лет назад +7

      i know right 😃

    • @vadimzdonutube
      @vadimzdonutube 6 лет назад +24

      He’d fit right in at the Ministry’s Department of Magical Law Enforcement

    • @coolt128
      @coolt128 6 лет назад +5

      vadimzdonutube I think those are called aurors

    • @sxftpixie
      @sxftpixie 5 лет назад +5

      The only man you can depend on when you’re in a bad state.

    • @moonlightdancer2750
      @moonlightdancer2750 3 года назад +1

      Lol same😂
      Btw I’m your 700th like!😁❤️

  • @bassoon5175
    @bassoon5175 7 лет назад +97

    Condoms: 99% effective contraceptive
    Severus Snape: 100% effective contraceptive

  • @taleoftwowolves74
    @taleoftwowolves74 Год назад +31

    It's a small detail but I love it whenever we're reminded that students from other houses get together. A big thing that I didn't like about the movies was how divided the houses were. Also Snape remembers names and houses AND just redacted points for horniness. And then proceeds to search more carriages for students. We miss you every day Severus

  • @lorenajowella.x3128
    @lorenajowella.x3128 3 года назад +65

    I love the way snape says “i dont know were you talking about” the way is came out of his mouth is incredible 😂😂😂

    • @flunked
      @flunked 2 года назад +7

      YES the delivery was incredible 😭😭😭

    • @lorenajowella.x3128
      @lorenajowella.x3128 2 года назад +3

      @@flunked yeah its awesome 😂😂😂😂

  • @jakirakumahata5701
    @jakirakumahata5701 10 лет назад +811

    Everybody talking about Snape. I'm more worried about crazy Barty Crouch Jr. looking at me having sex with an x-ray vision eye.

    • @elessal
      @elessal 9 лет назад +134

      not just that. he can see any female student nude whenever he want.

    • @HeirofGojira91
      @HeirofGojira91 9 лет назад +6

      elessal Not that I'm being a Trollinator BUT BUT he'd probably also have X-Ray vision not to dissimilar to Superman if you think about it though probably able to 'scan and analyze' one's heart beat and blood floor and skeletal framework ... rather than just 'the bare skin and flesh...'

    • @Yaruziha
      @Yaruziha 9 лет назад +3

      why r people making out in cars?

    • @HeirofGojira91
      @HeirofGojira91 9 лет назад

      vincent nguyen Well - not that I'm being a Trollinator BUT BUT surely you would have seen such scenes in some other films - well Gone in 60 Seconds for starters is one - or perhaps some horror films and such? And besides - let's just say its 'people's moments of intimacy and privacy ...

    • @kahealaninakoa5921
      @kahealaninakoa5921 6 лет назад +4

      Jakira Kumahata yea there were scenes in the book where he was checking out the girls at the ball and made I think one of the patil twins feel uncomfortable

  • @ReneAensland
    @ReneAensland 7 лет назад +2549

    I guess that's the only Hufflepuff getting action in the past 100 years.

  • @kaldurskipper6821
    @kaldurskipper6821 3 года назад +38

    As funny as it is to see Snape relentlessly search for inappropriate teens, I don't blame him one bit. The "reality"(I use this word lightly in this universe) of it is that if you send a kid back from boarding school on break with a baby, you're probably going to have some very angry parents after you😅

  • @HawkinaBox
    @HawkinaBox 6 лет назад +41

    I love Harry's hair in this movie. It's so long.

  • @ellenkingsley
    @ellenkingsley 9 лет назад +1747

    Snape is the best triple spy ever spying on Voldemort for Dumbledore and then spying on Dumbledore for Voldemort all the while protecting Harry his name should be 007 Severus Snape he's a better spy than James Bond

    • @kaylalezabeth7175
      @kaylalezabeth7175 8 лет назад +21

      ellenkingsley AMEN!!!!

    • @mathenis
      @mathenis 8 лет назад +100

      +ellenkingsley he actually didnt spy on Dumbledore, he just told Voldemort what Dumbledore and Snape decided together to tell, Snape would never tell Voldemort something Dumbledore didnt aprove as "information" for Voldemort.
      ofc from Voldemorts PoV he was a spy on Dumbledore.

    • @AceripXF
      @AceripXF 8 лет назад +2

      +MieKayla Singleton amen!

    • @mathenis
      @mathenis 8 лет назад +18

      Rest in peace Severus Snape/ Alan Rickman.

    • @kaylalezabeth7175
      @kaylalezabeth7175 8 лет назад +5

      fata muijna like shit. I just found out about his passing. I was like, "oh no!" Like, i wasn't ready for that shit.

  • @Jetli390
    @Jetli390 10 лет назад +812

    I don't care what anyone says, Snape is awesome! xD

    • @gexogamingnetwork
      @gexogamingnetwork 10 лет назад +15

      I like Snape too. It is because he always was on Dumbledore's side and he worked with the dark lord too.
      [SPOILER] Snape killing Dumbledore was planned so he didn't betray him.

    • @HeirofGojira91
      @HeirofGojira91 10 лет назад +10

      GeXo Razz But isn't it odd how Dumbledore - how he didn't hire Snape to help him hunt down the Horcruxes? Given surely Snape was the ideal candidate if you think about it ... his fascination w' the Dark Arts YET where we get Dumbledore who curses himself to his doom and Snape was quite angry and upset in the novel anyhow where Dumbledore had done such a 'foolish thing' when the Cursed Ring contained quite a 'curse of extraordinary power' ... surely Snape would have been the ideal candidate to secretly hunt down the Horcruxes and destroy them? I mean if he was planted as a double-agent to Voldemort - why not also hunt down Horcruxes eh?

    • @gexogamingnetwork
      @gexogamingnetwork 10 лет назад +1

      Yeah I'm with you man, It is pretty weird. I guess Snape didn't want to betray Voldermort or Dumblerdore.

    • @HeirofGojira91
      @HeirofGojira91 10 лет назад +1

      GeXo Razz Pretty sure Snape couldn't care anything more or less really on Voldemort - considering he worked real hard to protect Harry - Lily's legacy and the fact he was loyal to Dumbledore - pretty sure Snape couldn't give a 'Fawkes' about it haha - and consider where Dumbledore implored Snape to kill him - Snape was clearly less than thrilled or happy to do such a thing - and not to mention Voldemort is a killer psychopath as Rowling described his character - he would go 'curse-happy' and kill unfortunate suckers - I'll bet enemy and friend even if they're loyal to him - I mean killed Snape despite Snape being one of his 'most loyal' Death Eater servants ...

    • @gexogamingnetwork
      @gexogamingnetwork 10 лет назад +2

      Hmm, maybe Snape didn't have the skills to locate horrcruxes? Remember that Tom (Young Voldermort) asked Slughorn about the horrcruxes and he told him everything about it.

  • @tosiagodycka4433
    @tosiagodycka4433 4 года назад +24

    I love the way that Snape says ‘can you say the same?’ 🤣

  • @madrose2614
    @madrose2614 6 лет назад +84

    Igor: Then perhaps you dont mind rolling up your sleeve
    Snape: BITCH DONT TOUCH ME I M NOT GAY

  • @leilyrezaei6211
    @leilyrezaei6211 8 лет назад +194

    I love Igor's face when Snape was being Hogwarts' sex police

  • @GhadeerRadhi
    @GhadeerRadhi 10 лет назад +272

    Rickman happens to be the perfect Sanpe :D

    • @hermionemalfoy4082
      @hermionemalfoy4082 9 лет назад +19

      Alan Rickman almost didn't take the role as Snape. It wasn't till JK told him what his true heart was like and how he cared for Harry and also he had a lot of nieces and nephews begging him to take to up the roll. You should Google the guy that nearly played him. Tom Roth and OMG was he UGLY! So thankful Alan took the roll!

    • @hermionemalfoy4082
      @hermionemalfoy4082 9 лет назад +5

      ***** I totally agree cause I am in love with Severus and I wouldn't have been like that if anyone had have played him

    • @niccolorichter1488
      @niccolorichter1488 3 года назад

      RIP

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 3 года назад +1

      @@hermionemalfoy4082 You mean Tim Roth? Lol the disrespect to a fine actor.

  • @ignaciopsaavedra
    @ignaciopsaavedra 5 лет назад +46

    What an actor was Alan Rickman. His role in this scene is perfect. The movements, the chosen words and the background conversation while he's catching the kids. I miss him in every movie he has worked in.
    Sorry about my english!

    • @clckc
      @clckc 7 месяцев назад

      Your English is wonderful

  • @ayakotami3318
    @ayakotami3318 2 года назад +33

    I found it amusing watching Severus stop students from making out while Igor is trying to converse with him. 😅
    But that little defensive stance of pulling his arm back when he reaches to grasp it? My heart. 😢 More so seeing his memories in the next movies and knowing his past too. 😤

  • @penbailey9677
    @penbailey9677 7 лет назад +203

    *AGGRESSIVE SNAPE NOISES*

  • @lizbennetgenova
    @lizbennetgenova 8 лет назад +456

    50 Karkaroff don't make one Snape. I love that point in the books when Dumbledore tells Snape that Karkaroff is leaving the country in fear of Voldemort and asks him if he's going to do the same, and Snape answers back "no. I'm not such a coward".

    • @sipraroy8043
      @sipraroy8043 3 года назад +41

      Snape was never a coward..he was the bravest man..but it's really painful when he called "coward" by Harry and prof macgonigall ..

    • @rohanichauhan3285
      @rohanichauhan3285 3 года назад +24

      @@sipraroy8043 exactly. Betraying Dark Lord for years..that takes hell lot of courage.

    • @MrKingYuji
      @MrKingYuji 7 месяцев назад +1

      The difference is that Karkaroff publicly threw a load of Death Eaters in jail to escape imprisonment and told everything he knew about Voldemort. Snape played his part secretly and very well

  • @AngstyAnon
    @AngstyAnon 3 года назад +90

    For those of you wondering, the reason Igor wanted to see Snape’s arm is because of the Death Eater’s dark mark on his arm. Both of Snape’s and Karkoroff’s dark marks were blacker which is a sign that Voldemort was growing stronger and Igor was terrified of that.

  • @caitlinlebron
    @caitlinlebron 5 лет назад +16

    Snape: "Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about."
    Sassy Severus

  • @SpiderRealm
    @SpiderRealm 8 лет назад +568

    I wish so many scenes weren't deleted from the movie, this is one of those scenes!!

    • @fivestars5700
      @fivestars5700 7 лет назад +1

      If you but the movie on Apple TV, this scene is in there😋

    • @shreyasingh117
      @shreyasingh117 6 лет назад +12

      dianna k Come to think of it, I wish they had kept a certain delightful chapter called 'Career Advice' in the movie (at least in portions).
      McGonagall: May I offer you a cough drop Dolores?
      McGonagall: I believe I should have made myself clear. Potter has received good marks in Defense Against the Dark Arts test set by a COMPETENT teacher.
      McGonagall: I will make it my life's mission to make Potter an Auror if it's the last thing I do!
      I have many issues with the WB version of HP but no issue I have, would surpass my angst with this scene being entirely left out.

    • @DMIwriter
      @DMIwriter 6 лет назад +11

      Igor's acting is way over the top. And both of their lurching around like they're about to start breakdancing is distracting. I can see why they cut the scene.

    • @ondrazposukie
      @ondrazposukie 6 лет назад

      There are several more important scenes lol

    • @g.h7657
      @g.h7657 5 лет назад +5

      @I it develops and adds a great addition to the death eater plot and the characters but with realistic comedic relief and contrast. Shows snapes conviction and igors fear. And how harry wants to have all the normal experiences thats his peers have had but the more important things and the world keep forcing him to his destiny even though its sad. And classic crouch in disguise as moody always there watching. Almost feel like crouch admired harry in a weird way but was always commited to the death eater cause regardless

  • @LeahWalentosky
    @LeahWalentosky 7 лет назад +332

    See a lot of negative complaints. Snape is just doing his job. My guess is Dumbledore set a rotation schedule. He did it for an hour and another teacher took over.

    • @BlackLightning20101
      @BlackLightning20101 7 лет назад +70

      I think it was more like he had different teachers and chaperones strategically placed around the school.

    • @beatrizaraujo7
      @beatrizaraujo7 6 лет назад +30

      ...and because he is the youngest of the staff

    • @hahahahat7492
      @hahahahat7492 5 лет назад +8

      Or maybe he just did it because why the hell not xD

    • @irondragonmaiden
      @irondragonmaiden 3 года назад +16

      @@hahahahat7492 Nah, most schools try to block any sex happening on campus as a liability issue. After all, if some self-entitled parent's "darling" gets pregnant/gets someone pregnant on school grounds, the teachers are on the chopping block as acceptable scapegoats while letting said parents ignore THEIR own responsibility in raising said kids NOT to know that safe sex is the only acceptable option if you're going to have sex. Meanwhile, if the same action can be pinpointed as happening outside of the school, it's the parents and students' problems, the school is not liable.
      It's sad, but there's a LOT of self-entitled parents who act like teachers are replacement parents and babysitters who are supposed to do the parents' jobs for them

    • @Gashahn24
      @Gashahn24 3 года назад +3

      @@irondragonmaiden Sometimes there are also laws to force authorities to do this. For example in Germany the supervisor of a group must make sure that nothing is happening. For example seperated sleep rooms for girls and boys or not encouriging it.
      But of course you can not prevent it... Always.

  • @rebecca8836
    @rebecca8836 3 года назад +40

    DUDE I will defend Snape’s teaching forever
    He knew their names and what houses they were in when they were out of uniform
    If he didn’t care at all he wouldn’t bother

  • @cocodakilla
    @cocodakilla 5 лет назад +140

    😂😂😂 loved snape. He was not evil to the students he did care but was a bit cold to them. Scenes like this were so damn funny

    • @saklee1777
      @saklee1777 3 года назад +8

      a bit? he always bullied his students even before harry started going to hogwarts. and he bullied neville the most. but he did kinda care about them though. in this he’s not scared, just worried for the other students

    • @shubhsahay2577
      @shubhsahay2577 2 года назад

      @@saklee1777 stop this foolishness it was pretty common in Hogwarts
      Infact McGonagall teach students to kill kittens and Hagrid fed buckbeak slaughtered pets

    • @jixer1956
      @jixer1956 Год назад +2

      @@saklee1777 The movies softened Snape's character quite a bit and cut out most of his bullying.

    • @DirtyLaundry776
      @DirtyLaundry776 Год назад

      He might not be evil but that doesn’t change the fact that he’s an adult that spent most his time bullying kids.

    • @MrKingYuji
      @MrKingYuji 7 месяцев назад +1

      The films really lightened the characters of Snape and Draco (also Bellatrix and Voldemort to a lesser extent).

  • @StuckInCinema21
    @StuckInCinema21 7 лет назад +400

    This scene was actually in the Book, except Ron was hiding with Harry when they were turned down by their dates at the Yule Ball

    • @lt2891
      @lt2891 7 лет назад +29

      and the lovers were in bushes

    • @LilyZerep
      @LilyZerep 6 лет назад +27

      Actually, I think they turned down their dates.

    • @apurvchaturvedi
      @apurvchaturvedi 5 лет назад +34

      They were in the bushes listening to Hagrid flirt with Madame Maxime. Along with Rita skeeter as the bug

    • @aureliaharrison5345
      @aureliaharrison5345 5 лет назад +3

      Apurv Chaturvedi I almost didn’t remember this except for Rita Skeeter.

    • @styrokid404
      @styrokid404 4 года назад +3

      Gus Dykstra Yeah I remember tha

  • @VersaVerseCreations
    @VersaVerseCreations 7 лет назад +450

    well at least he only take 10 points.

    • @beng1603
      @beng1603 7 лет назад +23

      I'm sure any other teacher would've deducted just five!

    • @kevinzhang3313
      @kevinzhang3313 7 лет назад +13

      Hail Fang shuda just opened the door very slowly, and stood there waiting for them to stop and leave then taking their points, preventing them from leaving while they...continue...or contemplate what to do next

    • @PissG
      @PissG 4 года назад +11

      in my school, you would get three days suspension at best and expulsion at worst for underage sex.

    • @dranzergigs8333
      @dranzergigs8333 3 года назад +1

      @@PissG don't forget this is just a movie.

    • @FlowersForAlgernon.
      @FlowersForAlgernon. 3 года назад +1

      If it was Gryffindor he would have deadass taken 50 points each

  • @Ilumina17
    @Ilumina17 3 года назад +7

    Nobody is gonna mention the adorable startled sound he makes when karkaroff tries to touch his arm ?😂😂

  • @vardellsfolly5200
    @vardellsfolly5200 3 года назад +16

    Severus Snape, plotting dark things, while at the same time makes sure his students are well behaved!

  • @Shomazoo
    @Shomazoo 7 лет назад +189

    Only Alan could look so intimidating while staring into someone higher than him! Great actor! So powerful!

  • @witchbitchgirl
    @witchbitchgirl 8 лет назад +341

    R.I.P Alan Rickman.
    *
    |

  • @emmaso5277
    @emmaso5277 4 года назад +11

    I love how he's so dramatic in this scene with his actions! They should have kept it

  • @theodoretiernan5200
    @theodoretiernan5200 5 лет назад +17

    I'd say Snape is being too lenient on the point taking. Given the situation these kids were in, if I was Snape, I would be taking 60 points from both houses and give them 5 detentions.

  • @kaylalezabeth7175
    @kaylalezabeth7175 10 лет назад +162

    Whole time, I was like, "Yes, Snape with your sexy voice!!!!"

  • @mickyjoe97
    @mickyjoe97 7 лет назад +109

    Well at least now we know where Harry was during Ron and Hermoine's argument 😂

    • @idgam3r418
      @idgam3r418 6 лет назад +4

      mickyjoe97 I was just thinking that

    • @tabithahallows6116
      @tabithahallows6116 5 лет назад +8

      OMG FUCKING GOD YOUR RIGHT

    • @wa6280
      @wa6280 2 года назад

      Oh yeah i always was like where tf did Harry go.

    • @kevinchang617
      @kevinchang617 2 года назад +3

      Hermoine: Where have you been?
      Harry: *about to tell her what he witnessed between Snape and Igor*

    • @TheGrizzlyNinja
      @TheGrizzlyNinja Год назад

      God damn now I wanna see it with the other scenes around it

  • @xenderknight
    @xenderknight 5 лет назад +17

    Igor: Let's see your arm!
    Snape: LOL, NOPE!

  • @CieFood
    @CieFood 6 лет назад +40

    Coitus interruptus

  • @orangeturtles246
    @orangeturtles246 8 лет назад +291

    This scene is filled with food for the snape fangirls.
    1:00 "Draw me like one of you french men, mister Igor."
    0:45 "Cockblockius maxima"
    1:14 "We both know I could literally kick your ass"
    *igor promptly runs off like a little bitch*

    • @chloedylan2459
      @chloedylan2459 8 лет назад +11

      +Kimmy Cub I actually cried with laughter at this xD

    • @niconauta8297
      @niconauta8297 8 лет назад +10

      this is why I read comments hahahaha amazing

    • @jn3325
      @jn3325 8 лет назад

      Kimmy Cub thats so true

    • @schnecksschnecks3679
      @schnecksschnecks3679 7 лет назад +8

      Snape fangirl🙋😂

  • @batsy_mothkin
    @batsy_mothkin 7 лет назад +27

    I just love how he just knows the names and houses of those students. They aren't even in his house.

    • @veraaurelis8931
      @veraaurelis8931 Год назад +8

      They weren’t even wearing their house colors since they’re not in uniform at the ball! Damn, Snape is really good at this.

  • @lexastern6824
    @lexastern6824 2 года назад +8

    “I have nothing to be scared of, Igor.” Snapes voice is SO HOT I CANT

  • @roseholegha4883
    @roseholegha4883 6 лет назад +19

    0:45 NO POINT'S FROM GRYFFINDOR?! ONLY FROM RAVENCLAW AND HUFFLEPUFF?! I LOVE YOU SEVERUS!!! 😂

  • @sarahf111
    @sarahf111 9 лет назад +161

    Snape is senpai ❤️

    • @TheBigChubbyBunny
      @TheBigChubbyBunny 8 лет назад +6

      +sarah farhan
      Person 1: "Give up, he doesn't like you."
      Person 2 (to their senpai): "NOTICE ME SENPAI!"
      Curious? Do you think Severus would ever let a girl he liked call him Senpai if he knew what the word meant? ;)

    • @celestialjunipers6829
      @celestialjunipers6829 5 лет назад +7

      Snape-pai

    • @Dani-jc5yx
      @Dani-jc5yx 2 года назад

      Senpai means upperclassman

  • @lucyshiels7
    @lucyshiels7 10 лет назад +525

    Why must I find Snape so hot?

    • @lucyshiels7
      @lucyshiels7 9 лет назад +48

      What the fuck...

    • @tommarvoloriddle5543
      @tommarvoloriddle5543 9 лет назад +13

      Camilo Guzman hahahahahah , jesus christ that was incredible !!

    • @lucyshiels7
      @lucyshiels7 9 лет назад +11

      My word, your reply made me happy. I don't even know why.

    • @lucyshiels7
      @lucyshiels7 9 лет назад +45

      Maybe because obsession with Alan Rickman's voice makes me identify strongly with your comment.

    • @TheBigChubbyBunny
      @TheBigChubbyBunny 8 лет назад +43

      +Lucy Shiels His voice god! My whole body just burns and melts when I hear it!!! If I could have one wish granted in the whole wide world it would be so that I could have Severus Snape read me an erotic book on a couch snuggled up in cozy blankets together in front of a warm hot burning fire during the evening while it was snowing outside!!! XD

  • @AnthonyyVN
    @AnthonyyVN 3 года назад +10

    Karkaroff: YOU ARE SCARED SEVERUS
    Also Karkaroff: Proceeds to flee for his life in Terror when Voldemort returns

  • @matthewlee4697
    @matthewlee4697 Год назад +9

    Snape definitely would of been a strict father , he would of been a father who taught his child discipline for sure.

  • @browndiamond779
    @browndiamond779 8 лет назад +55

    has any one ever watched this at .5 speed, snape sounds drunk and its the funniest thing ever

    • @martamelo2901
      @martamelo2901 3 года назад +1

      Omg thanks

    • @nshah7701
      @nshah7701 3 года назад

      Yeah lol 😂

    • @cookiekid7893
      @cookiekid7893 2 года назад

      The next deleted scene is Snape waking up with the daddy of all hangovers, just a montage of him trying to stand up without getting a headache.

  • @kabukiaku
    @kabukiaku 8 лет назад +60

    0:44-49 Snape's move there (which was hilarious 😂👌🏼 ) Snape is too awesome. Books and the movies. ❤️

  • @freebird264
    @freebird264 2 года назад +11

    I love how Snape was being one hundred percent genuine about not wanting to join Voldemort. He probably went and reported what happened to Dumbledore about Igor immediately

  • @aminashaikh2331
    @aminashaikh2331 4 года назад +7

    why do i find it so adorable when snape lifts up his hand!

  • @happyd6426
    @happyd6426 8 лет назад +65

    I love Snape's voice

  • @ldkstar
    @ldkstar 9 лет назад +79

    Snape: Cockis Blockus Maxima

  • @jessicacarvalhodossantos4531
    @jessicacarvalhodossantos4531 4 года назад +5

    His hair with snow is so beautiful

  • @troia6899
    @troia6899 2 года назад +10

    Man, snape was the best, always.....idk why some people hate him because he's so serious all the time, but even if you have everh felt lonely or depressed or lost someone or yourself, you know how he feels and the only way for him to not go crazy and live on was to shut all his emotions after he lost lily, he always loved harry, he just never showed it

    • @S.D.323
      @S.D.323 6 месяцев назад

      he is my favorite harry potter character but I dont think people hate him just for that its more because hes a child abuser and I think he caused nevilles parents deaths indirectly if I remember correctly

    • @VioletButterfly-ec4rr
      @VioletButterfly-ec4rr Месяц назад

      @@S.D.323 He wasn't responsible for the torture of Alice and Frank Longbottom, Neville's parents. It was Bellatrix Lestrange who performed the Cruciatus Curse on them. Additionally, Neville's parents didn't die if you've read the books properly.

    • @S.D.323
      @S.D.323 Месяц назад

      @@VioletButterfly-ec4rr o yeah thats right they didnt die but he was responsible for harrys parents dying in a sense because he told voldemort about the prophecy if I remember correctly

  • @sesskag17
    @sesskag17 8 лет назад +55

    I mean seriously, if you're gonna have sex there, don't do it in a place that is expected! Lol, Snape was hilarious here.

  • @ahnifollett
    @ahnifollett 7 лет назад +231

    I wish this scene were in the movie.

    • @charlottebrooks5057
      @charlottebrooks5057 6 лет назад +10

      Bisexual Witch Ahni i wish it was too it would of brought the best out of the film and we could see more of snape

    • @animationchannel6455
      @animationchannel6455 5 лет назад +1

      Ahni Follett sameee

    • @tristanb4772
      @tristanb4772 3 года назад +2

      I watched it on tv today and it was

  • @crazedxfighter
    @crazedxfighter 7 лет назад +55

    prolly deleted cause they didn't want to sexualize harry potter

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 5 лет назад +14

      and because of that half the people believe that every character with no known relationships or not married is either a lonely virgin or just asexual

    • @artemis3306
      @artemis3306 3 года назад +2

      Then why did they have Harry and Hermione nude in the hallucination in Deathly Hallows? I was like 9 when i first saw it

    • @enyaefir4355
      @enyaefir4355 3 года назад +1

      And I like that way.

    • @MasonPerry7
      @MasonPerry7 3 года назад

      They honestly should have tho maybe I would have been more interested 🥂like even the main characters and there relationship is just so tame, vanilla, moaning myrtle had more steamy moments with Harry than Hermione and Ron

  • @oapf0536
    @oapf0536 3 года назад +10

    And now Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry presents, professor Snape, the newest and most effective conception method in all of the wizarding world

  • @kellyrussell190
    @kellyrussell190 8 лет назад +54

    I'M GONNA DIE HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS

    • @mcblauwal
      @mcblauwal 6 лет назад

      cause it got cut out

  • @th6218
    @th6218 8 лет назад +40

    Severus Snape is the best character ever created

  • @iBlewupthemoon98
    @iBlewupthemoon98 4 года назад +9

    I find it funny that cockblocking students is more important to Snape than Voldemort's return.

  • @MerkhVision
    @MerkhVision 3 года назад +8

    Oooh knowing the meaning behind that “I have nothing to be scared of, Igor. Can you say the same?” line from Snape makes this so satisfying! Because Karkaroff bought his freedom by snitching out some of his fellow Death Eaters but Snape was able to maintain his innocence without saying a thing! (Thanks to Dumbledore, of course!) He never openly betrayed the Death Eaters so Voldemort’s return wouldn’t scare him! But that snitch Karkaroff was shaking in his boots!

    • @saklee1777
      @saklee1777 2 года назад

      yeah. and he was just calling igor a coward

    • @Charlie94781
      @Charlie94781 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@saklee1777 Karkarov threw the other Death Eaters under the bus in order to save his own skin from the dementors