Porkins Video Tribute
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
- Don't eat cheeseburgers at the wheel, people.
Maybe those folks who built that real X-Wing in Plaster or wherever it was, could learn a lesson from the master of nose-dives!
My tribute to the eternal master of the skies; a man for whom 'light snack' had no meaning... Jek Porkins.
Glad I’ve finally been recommended this masterpiece
I think a few people have, it's been getting the odd comment lately. If I get 17 more comments I'll put it up in HD, I still have the burger footage.
I’m in the same boat and I’m laughing my ass off right now! Plus one for the HD version!
@@ScuddyGuitarsThings HD? Heck yeah!
W
Hd
He died as he lived: deep fried.
Nice.
haha
Hahah good 1
Rest in pork
XD
He's flying the X-wing with his knees. It reminds me of a scene from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
Everybody's Doin' the Mess Around! lol
Your going the wrong way because those aren’t pillows 🤣
Oh he's drunk! How would he know where we're going?
Actually, it's an XXL-wing -- no offense to anyone.
SF Videos ruclips.net/video/i6l8MFdTaPE/видео.html 🤣
Jek Porkins, the greatest Star Wars character.
TRUE✊
no fuck him jek porkins is life even luke cant fly a X wing while holding a big mac and a soda
Wedge is better
@@N-L3 No. Nien Nunb is better.
@@seanryan3020 wedge better
It’s good to know that comedy hasn’t changed much in 17 years 😂
It’s good to know the creator hearted this comment 17 years after the video!
Oh wow a heart! They are still active after 17 years
@@yourtypicalcupofteait’s good to know there are people, just see us, appreciating the creator after 17 years.
Woah, I didn't even realize this vid was that old. It was uploaded a year after RUclips itself went live
Fr
We've gotta problem here , They screwed up my order .I wanted large fries
With extra cheese and bacon! 😄
Super size
This should have been one of those classic staples of the internet. Glad it's finally gaining traction.
it's one of those weird ones that got played in random places when RUclips was still newish, so I'm at peace with its obscurity
Classics like what?
@@Luxington1 it really depends who you ask. One of my favourite early RUclips videos was a guy playing a song about SPACE CAMP on his keyboard. As far as I'm concerned it deserved more views than Gangnam Style, but now I don't even know if it's around anymore.
@@ScuddyGuitarsThingsIt holds a special place in my heart, between Windu shooting Palpatine, Obi-Wan using Force Speed, Yoda eating wookies, and this one where Sidious had a sort of Southern accent and yelled “curse yoooou” as he fell.
@@ScuddyGuitarsThings ruclips.net/video/UY0xwRIGOdc/видео.htmlsi=BeFadqbG0LfpCET0
I think this is it 🤔
Steering with his knees. Very professional, Porkins.
A mans gotta eat
Really RUclips algorithm?! It took you 17 years to recommend that to me?! RIP Jek Tono Porkins
RIP William Hootkins.
There wasn't even enough room in the XXL-Wing Fighter to build a cup holder
In space, only your fast food can hear you scream.
deeeep…
@@seva7500just like space
Jek Tono Porkins is truly the Star Wars character of all time.
Absolutely one of the Star Wars characters of all time!
@@jimmyboy131 Indeed!!
*Somehow Porkins Has Returned*
I am all of the Porkins
That's no moon. It's Porkins!
And 17 years later this work of art arrives on my feed
This will never fail to make me laugh
When im sad and depressed I watch this video and suddenly feel better. RIP Porkins!
One of my favorite things about Star Wars is how characters that are only in the movies for a couple of scenes become so beloved they get their own stories. There's literally a story where Porkins and Biggs go on vacation and act like a bunch of dude-bros, eventually getting thrown out of a resort. Rest in peace, Red Six. You will be missed.
Omg that's awesome.
@@onetwothreefourfive12345 Remember the "You'll be dead" guy? He had a story where Boba Fett hunts him down, and discovers the fucker is making ACTUAL ZOMBIES.
Man, the old EU was wild...
What story is it?
@@sw3aty_forteI want to say it was in the book Tales From the Mos Eisley Cantina. It was a collection of short stories about pretty much everyone in the bar.
He'll always be rrrright with us.
thank you RUclips algorithm for recommending me this masterpiece
lol, I love how he's like I can hold it like he's trying to fly without spilling his food.
I don't think I've ever seen this before now, man do I love finding old videos.
2006 gang
porkins is snoke
Well, Snoke surely couldn't hold it... together.
Jek Snorkins
Porkins! NOOOO!!!
**cries like a little girl**
The death of Porkins was cinemas greatest tragedy of all-time. He was one cheese-burger away from retirement. RIP Porkins...
He’s eating with the angels now
After 17 years I was now blessed with seeing this video
In three years, this video will be 20 years old!😀
it already is, just about - I made it in 2004 and had it on my shitty Angelfire site before RUclips came and saved us all from trying to find video hosting
17 years later and I get recommended this
Porkins: i got a problem here.
What?
THERE IS NO MORE KETCHUP
I RAN OUT OF SODA
You forgot to refill your droid?
This is what realistically would've happened when Luke tried to recall his 1 minute of Force Training.
Alternate title: Caseoh trying to eat his food in his x wing.
thank you for reminding me, I need to put up the HD one
I can't stop laughing, that needs to be in the digital release
That angel fire link made me feel like a 90 yr old man. Holy shit
This poor soul… he will be remembered for years. I salute you, Porkins.
RIP CaseOh 🐷
finally youtube recommended is doing some good work
I’m so glad this got recommended after 17 years. Such a classic.
I rewatched episode IV for the thousandth time a few days ago and when I saw Porkins I literally thought to myself "I didn't know Caseoh was in Star Wars." I couldn't stop laughing to myself lol.
one of the greatest videos of all time on youtube. well done, sir.
I dont remember Porkins having food inside his ship in the movie. Probably violating rebel protocol there Id say.
Eeyup, this is canon.
Here I thought he was eating Taco Bell and just ripped a mean one, destroying his X-Wing.
"I've got a problem here..................... I CAN HOLD IT!!! BWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
RIP Porkins
I was born in 2006, the same year that this video came out. Boy. What a time to be brought upon this world.
Ah, a classical masterpiece of a better decade *sips glass of milk like it’s wine* delectable!
So glad this is making its way through the algorithm
I don't check my comments on here very often because song covers might get like one comment every six months, and then I see poor Porkins getting a lot of love
Porkins: I got a problem here!
Biggs: Your going to spill! EJECT!!!
Porkins: I can hold it!
Biggs: Pull up!
Porkins: No No (drink spills) ARGHHH!!!!!
How is it that this was posted 11 years ago and I'm just now discovering the amazing video?
This is terrible and fantastic at the same time.
Gone, but forever in our hearts, taken from us in a blaze of glory.
RIP Porkins
jek porkins: he knows when to pull out but doesn't know when to pull up
I've been blessed by RUclips's algorithm on the first day of March 2024. May Porkin's sacrifice inspire me to achieve my aspirations.
R.I.P. Porkins, we hardly knew ye.
It’s nuts seeing my childhood comeback on my recommended.
What a legend! Never stop the bulk!
It's been 17 years and just now RUclips delivers it to me
"DAUGYAHWNGYAUUAWW". Undoubtedly the best world-wide advertisement for a "Don't drink and drive" campaign.
this video is over 10 years old. I think it's one of the first I remember ever watching on youtube
17 years late but still great
The most memorable character of the franchise ever.
Rip porkins actor William hootkins. 1948-2005
R.I.P
Wait he died!?!?!😭
+The Hispanic Nerd Now I feel bad :'(
Rip porkins :(
Bryan Medina Eckhart from Batman too. R.I.P.
The algorithm has blessed me with this
WE ARE GETTING TO THE RECOMMENDED PAGE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
it's amazing how this scene turns so funny simply by adding fries and a drink
So there's a Mc Donalds "Drive In" for hungry X-Wing pilots even in space?
I can't stop watching this.
Maintaining balance with the Force by holding a fast food meal in both hands.
I like how he still insists that he is alright as he is blowing up
Note to self, never bring food in an X-Wing.
-Gex
Funny that it reccommended this again after all these years. Nice.
I always thought Broke Trek was the real champ of my videos but eh, Porkins ain't bad either
You should never eat and drive the X-Wing at the same time.
I love how this video was recommended to me for no reason. I will admit, though that this video was WAY ahead of its time.
crumbs I told some people I'd put up the remastered one and never did it, thanks for reminding me!
@@ScuddyGuitarsThings Holy crap you're still active after 17 years? That's incredible.
@@retroman3960 yah it seems nuts when you put it that way but I've always been on RUclips for fun, it's only dorks that quit because they didn't get rich off of it
Absolute classic. For whatever reason, about a minute ago I heard in my head, "I'm alright....I can shake him...." Been too long since I watched this. So damn funny.
This is exactly why I watch You Tube and not tv anymore!!!
WHY WASN'T HE IN ROGUE ONE?
gotta admit, once the other guys started showing up I was half expecting them to put my burger bit in
They don't have McDonalds in this galaxy so he had to go far far away to get it. So he missed the events of Rogue One but got back just in time for the Battle of Yavin IV
xD
This is canon and no one can convince me otherwise.
Nit Picker they have dennys in the star wars universe lol
Finally, I’ve been recommended this masterpiece of fine art
Looks like I’m not the only one who was randomly recommended this (2 days after Jones’s death no less)
Watching this video feels like stumbling across both a piece of RUclips history and of Star Wars history
Haha Porkins! This Video posted 17 years ago
yeah its funny alright
Every now and then "old" youtube shows up in my recommended. Haha. Nice!
i remember i 1st saw this on G4 many years ago & then the next day i saw it on youtube & my comment was "ahhh my fries!"
This deserves millions of views already!
The General has spoken.....
Top ten saddest anime deaths
It's nice to see that there are still people on RUclips who actually got a good sense of humor and talent...good job to whoever made this.
Awwwww, I'm dead :(, hey it's pretty boring up here can someone get me some fries?
Dude, YOU should have been the one to blow up the Death Star, not Luke! Hell, Luke couldn't even fly his X-Wing while juggling all that fast food at the same time like you did. You are a badass in my book!
Thanks,it was easy juggling all that fast food,but that chicken wing!,it was so greasy I couldn't hold it!,after my large soda spilt all over the controls! I paid 34$ dollars for that!
hey jek when you said i got a problem what was the problem
I will avenge you!
@@porkins_jr719 Ah it was you who blew up Starkiller base wasn't it?
What would happen if they ejected in space??? They don't have "space suits" on...
If memory serves, X-wings eject by detaching the entire cockpit.
We can all enjoy a time of peace thanks to Porkins...
his death hurts more then the prequels :(
Adnan Kabir Than*
The sad thing is that this isn't even a joke.
Man still hearts comment after 14 years.
Legend.
as I said to someone else, I only do it when people are cool. Besides, the heart button didn't exist in 2006, I might as well get some use out of it now
Why is this edited so perfectly
“Somehow Porkins returned”
17 years late but im glad i got to watch this regardless hahaha
Now that's what I call a morality tale! ... Unless dying in X-Wing whilst juggling fast food is your kind of death ;-)
Its been 17 years and this still is the best star wars content to ever bless the Internet
The algorithm always recommends the most obscure videos
Every so often I get recommended this and watch it 15 times because it’s my favorite video on RUclips
Have you have heard the tragedy of Porkins the brave?
He was a Y-wing pilot so powerful and so wise he could have destroyed the death star in 30 seconds.
Unfortunately the incompetent Rebel leadership put him in an X-Wing on that fateful day instead of a Y-Wing. Though he fought bravely and skilfully, his lack of experience in the X-Wing fighter led to him being unable to locate the eject button while making a daring strafing run on The Death Star's defences. Not letting Porkins fly the Y-wing cost him and the galaxy dearly. We will remember you Porkins.
17 years on RUclips and I'm just now getting it. Me and the algorithm need to have a talk
Can’t believe I didn’t watch this video when it released when I was 2 years old smh
“I can hold it”
“Porkins!”
“You know thats not my name ri-?”
That's so disrespectful, tasteless and horrible........
I love it.
I watched this gem as a kid probably 10 years ago it's nice to see it getting attention once more
the best death scream ever! RIP Porkins. lol
now this is the star wars content we need
17 years ago!?