I love Cornish Yarg with mature cheddar. PS try to do a colab with Adam Ragusea, he is an excellent new food youtuber who makes amazing informative videos kinda like you.
K B Ok so I didn’t think the air I was breathing while cooking was good enough, so I diffused all of the non oxygen particles into metal containers, and being careful not to create Ozone, I paired the oxygen molecules with some Sulfur-Hexafluoride in order to make my voice deeper and more aesthetically pleasing. This did make the air heavier and harder to cook in, so I created a new metal element that is both light, non stick, and can only transfer heat into non-humane things. The table didn’t look so great when matched with my new element frying pan so I created a new type of tree and used the wood to make a new table. Then I made some grilled cheese.
Unbelievable. He didn’t even spend a few generations to perfect a perfect genetic mix for the best wheat for the best bread, nor did he cost on make a quality table from a mix of aged sandalwood, and cherry tree wood.
"But I *still* didn't feel I was done, and I knew I wasn't gonna feel that way until I'd grown my own olives. So I moved to Tuscany and became a fully fledged olive farmer, with 2 hectares worth of olive trees."
Reminds me of that one episode in Adventure Time when Princess Bubblegum made a "perfect sandwich". Wait. Did Binging with Babish make a perfect sandwich yet? Edit: Never mind. I see he made Jake's perfect sandwich.
Personal experience, it has to be cooked with butter. As for the cheese, whether i use American or cheddar, i found that adding a thin layer of cream cheese really adds some amazing flavor. Also allowing the cheese to come up to or close to room temperature before cooking helps improve melting.
“It doesn’t need any help. What it does need, however, is cheese.” I feel like this can be applied in many different situations. Truly a quote to live by.
Vexerath Gaming try it, I’ve made a ton of stuff from him and it’s all really good if you follow it exactly. Me and my sister made his Tres Leches cake for my mother’s birthday and she was taken away from it and tbh so we’re we lmao it’s not as hard as it seems and never be discouraged from trying to cook anything you see here or elsewhere.
Self Made at Home. Literally. The man reduced all the subjects of a grilled cheese to the fundamental ingredients and implemented his own design of his liking.
@@hunterofdarkness8329 No doubt. Instead of looking for water, I think I'll just kill a snake and piss into it, cuz I got plenty of water back at the hotel.
I have actually made this Grilled Cheese after watching the video and it was PHENOMENAL! I even made a second one and put Pepperoni on it, since... I thought it'd taste even better, and it did.
Tyler Garrity that is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard, and I will make sure that if I become a founder of a type of metal compound or metal element, I will name it so.
@@veziusthethird That's why there's a thing called warranty. Doubt almost every Lamborghini breaks and also the person who owns one expects to fix it since they can afford it.
PieOfCthulhu organically infused with lemon, lemongrass, mint, cucumber, and a hint of gala apples. Served ice cold in a wine glass with ice cubes made from Fiji water (or his own homemade alkaline water).
In the future Babish's 4 year-old: Daddy, I'm hungry. Will you make me a grilled cheese? Babish: Of course, sweet heart. *8 hours later, bread baked and custom cheese formed* Babish: *waking child* There you go, kiddo
@@Mega-Brick XD to be fair babish has always said that he makes his videos to encourage others to pick up cooking as a hobby since it's an enriching experience etc etc, so he probaby WOULD encourage his kids to learn how to cook from an early age
Nobody: Babish: Ok, so, I feel like the toothpick holding the olive wasn't good enough, so I made my own tree farm and harvested some wood to make my own.
Be honest everyone, when was the last time you ate a salad and thought it tasted amazing. Answer: never. It tastes like lettuce, cabbage, tomatoes and carrots. Maybe some peppers, but simply, a salad will never taste like a pizza or grilled cheese. It tastes like grass.
@@derrickquintanilla7378 idk, my first "amazing" tier salad was when i visited prague and got a noodle salad, i even asked the waiter if i could have a word with the chef to learn what ingredients he used, so now i know the recipe (this was 12 years ago btw)
Nobody: Babish: I didn't feel as though the cellular structure of the lactose was sufficient, so I made a portal to summon freshly made atoms from before the conception of time and space. While they WERE under-seasoned, I could appreciate the tang that it brought to the dish.
Babish: *has a long process for grilled cheese* My lazy self: Grilled Cheese Recipe: Toast 2 pieces of Bread Put Cheese Slice in between Microwave for 37 seconds Sandwich
thirty-five million, one hundred and eighty-three thousand eight hundred and thirty-six different kinds of cheese? No, I'm pretty sure it was thirty-five million one hundred and eighty-three thousand eight hundred and forty-two kinds of cheese. My brother thinks it was thirty-five million one hundred and eighty-three thousand seven hundred and ninety-eight, but I think he missed the gouda and provolones. Honesty it was probably more like thirty-five million one hundred and eighty-three thousand eight hundred and fifty-two, but seriously, either way, it's a lot.
This man literally pulled multiple experiments, used the entire scientific method, and even **made his own bread and processed cheese* all for a simple grilled cheese
to really make it ultimate, raise your own cow for the butter and cheese, then age the cheese. Grow the rest of your ingridients to make it really ultimate
Lol. I want grilled cheese now it will go nice with my new haircut(I just want to talk about my new hair cut but I’m also really hungry for grilled cheese lol)
"The only absolute way to improve this final sandwich is to raise cows to adulthood and get their milk myself, but that would be silly. So anyway, this is my first cow calf, her name is Betty."
Felix Villasanta thanks :) i have had to go to school voor about 7 years in total to learn everything now i bake mostly at my job but also at home in a stone oven it give’s so much more flavour in a stone oven 👌🏻 especially with the pizza 😏👌🏻
Princess Bubblegum: "This is it, Cinnamon Bun. I've created the most perfect sandwich that has ever existed, or ever will exist within the confines of space-time" Babish: "Hold my apron."
Nobody Babish: I didn't feel like the universal construction of this solar system was right so I tore a hole into split realities and became god so I could create my own dimension.
I would give it a week minimum, a month max depending on altitude and refrigeration, just keep it airtight and it should last long enough for you to buy everything else and prepare everything else
Nerio Tabayoyong He got the joke he’s just saying that what the joke describes didn’t happen so the joke doesn’t work I’m not saying I 100% agree with his opinion I’m just saying I can understand why he thinks that way
He also forgot to harvest his own olives, make his own toothpicks using wood from a tree planted by himself, building his own kitchen and making his own table
i love these types of projects where you really dive deep into something, especially when it's something so seemingly unsignficant like the deicsion of which combination of cheese to put on a grilled sandwich. At a point you get really passionate.
So I've recently caught COVID and I'm pretty sick, I haven't eaten anything other than one bowl of chips for the past two days when suddenly I got your videos in my recommended and they literally INSTANTLY brought back my appetite. I now have a craving for chocolate, garlic bread, and now grilled cheese.
*Bread comes out a little too crispy* Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Babish: Next up, I couldn't quite get the right oven temperature so I'll be building my own oven! Also Babish: Im going to be crafting my own tools to build my oven, as well as excavating my own earthy minerals and growing my own trees to supply myself with sturdy wood for my handcrafted tools....Did I mention I built this camera to record all of this for the best resolution quality.
*four hours later* Babish: I'm just really not getting the results I'm looking for so I'm just gonna start from the ground up and become a god over my own universe.
this kinda makes sense in the show's logic, since the grilled cheese restaurant had a really long line and took forever to get a sandwich. gotta wait like over 45 minutes in line for a cheese supreme.
I like how when describing his control GC his accent slowly descends into “Suthurn” madness. “A classic, yella American, H’Wite breyd, Vurmaunt creamury buhder, grilled in a non stick payn, cheyse sturech.”
utter weeb Gordon's grilled cheese was literally half one cheese and half the other, with some kimchi, and the bread was burnt, and the cheese wasn't melted
Thats why i say dump the processed shit and go to actual aged cheeses, well made cheese uses bacteria that not only makes the flavor but eats the nasty lactose away
The processed cheese thing Americans refer to as cheese contains an emulgator like a citrate or phosphat that results in it melting like that. Normally real cheese doesn't does that even when it is a fresh and young cheese.
So that’s my favorite cheese blend - what’s y’alls?
Eden
Umm... I mean cheddar I guess 😂
I don't eat grilled cheese that much ._.
I love Cornish Yarg with mature cheddar. PS try to do a colab with Adam Ragusea, he is an excellent new food youtuber who makes amazing informative videos kinda like you.
Cheese+Cheese+Cheese
"You hungry for a grilled cheese?"
"Yeah man, let me just hydrate some Gelatin first"
LOL
That’s fu**ing halarious
“and let me get my cheese as well”
Here I'll start growing some wheat for the bread
Gelatin be like: AAAAAAA
"I don't like how the gravity affects the rising process in the dough so I'm going to create a new planet"
Oh you're here? Thought you were to busy showing your dad your girlfriend..
Seaborn Sailor I love binging with babish and he's been taken care of
I have a pretty intense rising process bro..
Bread Boys I love yalls work
Hello good sir do you practice polygamy?
“i didn’t like the air i was breathing so i created a new periodic element"
K B
Underrated comment
😂😂😂
Is it call binging with air
@@saltysam4578 breathing with babish
K B Ok so I didn’t think the air I was breathing while cooking was good enough, so I diffused all of the non oxygen particles into metal containers, and being careful not to create Ozone, I paired the oxygen molecules with some Sulfur-Hexafluoride in order to make my voice deeper and more aesthetically pleasing. This did make the air heavier and harder to cook in, so I created a new metal element that is both light, non stick, and can only transfer heat into non-humane things. The table didn’t look so great when matched with my new element frying pan so I created a new type of tree and used the wood to make a new table. Then I made some grilled cheese.
This is the most effort I've seen anyone put into making a grilled cheese
Welcome to Binging with Babish. He goes overboard with even the simplest of dishes.
I'm always like that too, but he deffo did more effort
Yeah, Gordon Ramsay could use a couple pointers from this guy.
they don't call it a grilled cheese deluxe for nothing i guess
Fr
"You could always use store-bought olives but for the true deluxe experience I decided to grow my own tree on the site where Athena bested Poseidon."
Unfortunately, I didn’t have access to that site, so it’s time to build our own omnipotent beings.
I knew he used magic to create his food
@@gojitsar7505 Hahaha, yes.
@@gojitsar7505 Unfortunately again, I have little knowledge on how they work, so let's first make some new mythos.
@@exynth1a215 unfortunately i don't now how that works lets just create a new world
When you're max level and do a low level sidequest.
Why does this work
I felt that
YES
Wilajum A E so many likes no replies bassicly
Ha!
"-And whatever I had laying around in my fridge." He says, after reciting the periodic table of cheese
“recited Periodic Table of Cheeses” that’s fucking gold
Babs is a Man after my own heart. Cheese is awesome.
nano cowie ikr 😂 we all know that if we are gonna make this we are only gonna use that American flat cheese in the packet 🤦🏾♀️
Unbelievable. He didn’t even spend a few generations to perfect a perfect genetic mix for the best wheat for the best bread, nor did he cost on make a quality table from a mix of aged sandalwood, and cherry tree wood.
And mahogany
He also didn't raise generations of different cheese making cows on specified grains to get the best cheese pissible
Woah woah woah... Let's not compare every chef to Frank.
and cocobolo
He didn’t even start the evolution of life on earth and made the right environments to bring these cows, goats and other things into existence
“I didn’t feel like the bread was authentic enough so I bought an enslaved Frenchman on Craigslist and forced him to make me bread at gunpoint”
Damn.. I like that one
Damn. I liked that one
Damn.I have liked that one
Damn. I will always like that one
Im gonna ruin this
"But I *still* didn't feel I was done, and I knew I wasn't gonna feel that way until I'd grown my own olives. So I moved to Tuscany and became a fully fledged olive farmer, with 2 hectares worth of olive trees."
Underrated
"but I still wasn't done and made my own country to grow said olives"
@hi there but the variety wasn't good enough so I made my own universe
@hi there
but the universe was to populated, so I killed half of all life.
UNDERRATED AF!!
Next time on Binging with Babish:
I didn't feel the cheese was right, so I bought this cow...
😂😂
Another episode: I didn’t feel like the cow was right, so I bought this farm..
Who knows he probably have one
Reminds me of that one episode in Adventure Time when Princess Bubblegum made a "perfect sandwich".
Wait. Did Binging with Babish make a perfect sandwich yet?
Edit: Never mind. I see he made Jake's perfect sandwich.
I wouldnt put it past him, but NYC laws dont allow pet cows in apartment buildings or condos, so probably not gonna happen
I could only imagine the bite of such a refined perfect grilled cheese
Why not make it?
@@kaldogorath we aint rich, plus, i cant find cheese like that
It’s like a melty, gooey, smoky bite of Heaven.
Idk man I like my own grilled cheeses
at this point I was waiting for him to make his own olives
Raggy123 “I didn’t like how long it takes to grow olives, so I built a time machine to get them extra early
@@oversouledict2005 omg
trash boat yes?
@@oversouledict2005 genius
trash boat lol thanks fam
My mans just made a new cheese specifically for this video. That’s dedication.
Wonder what name he would give it.
@@spicyp363 cheese
@@spicyp363 steven
Take babish take bish ba away then BOOM *bish cheese* dosnt it sound like bitch please too?
st'eaktar Is that Cheese a Crystal Gem?
5:48 look at the utensil at the bottom-left, it's running away from Babish.
It fears his power
I'm not suprised that man could rip my head off with on hand
Lol
It fears his grilled cheese making power
Lol never noticed that
Regular Show continues to be the greatest show on Cartoon Network with the most memorable and hilarious moments such as the grilled cheese.
Yea-yuh
I agree so hard
Chocolate cake too 😂
Yea-yuh!
you know who else continues to be the greatest show on Cartoon Network with the most memorable and hilarious moments such as the grilled cheese?
"Whatever I had in the fridge"
proceeds to take out 4 quintillion types of cheese
You can never have too much cheese
@@RZombie45 UNLIMITED CHEEZ
Yeah, even as a french I found it was many cheese XD
If you don't have that much cheese you're doing it wrong
Wow looks like someone took a video out of context for a “funny” comment
This video is just an excuse to flex all his cheeses
Filty mouses!
Weird flex but ok
Arbitrary exercise of cheese flaunting, but i'll allow it.
Alberta Poole Do you have cheese?
weird flex but ok.
Unbelievable. Didn't even raise his own cows or goats to make his own cheese.
That's how he got the cheeses he just hasn't made them into food yet
Frank from the Institute of Culinary Education (aka lv3 chef): "Is that a challenge?")
Ok
bruh he didnt even become god to create his own cows smh
*im here in this comment with 666 likes*
Here imma help you
*Liked*
Personal experience, it has to be cooked with butter.
As for the cheese, whether i use American or cheddar, i found that adding a thin layer of cream cheese really adds some amazing flavor. Also allowing the cheese to come up to or close to room temperature before cooking helps improve melting.
“It doesn’t need any help. What it does need, however, is cheese.”
I feel like this can be applied in many different situations. Truly a quote to live by.
Ah yes, I need cheese to cure my cancer.
I'm bleeding.
Who needs bandaids when you have cheese
I need cheese to save me from a gunshot
@@axellotol3887 demoranch proved that it would work
dang cheese is too powerful
Babish: "I'm doing this for science."
Also Babish: "Some science bullshit happens."
This is the best cooking channel ever. lol
Basically yeah
The best cooking channel
Babish in the future: **Collabs with Mark Rober**
XD
Me: Finally a recipe I can actually make!
BWB: *brings out the national reserve of cheese*
Me: Ok nvm.
Vexerath Gaming why doesn’t have a comment strangeee
no comment smh
Felt the same way... And I'm a chef, it's not hard is just all the ingredients. The bread was easy though
Praise the sun!
Vexerath Gaming try it, I’ve made a ton of stuff from him and it’s all really good if you follow it exactly. Me and my sister made his Tres Leches cake for my mother’s birthday and she was taken away from it and tbh so we’re we lmao it’s not as hard as it seems and never be discouraged from trying to cook anything you see here or elsewhere.
Self Made at Home.
Literally. The man reduced all the subjects of a grilled cheese to the fundamental ingredients and implemented his own design of his liking.
Well, you know what they say. If you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself
Babish's future kids: Hey dad can I have a grilled cheese?
Babish: Sure, just give me four hours, an emersion blender and my own bread.
No, he just makes the bread every week
Sure, just wait 9 months for the cheese to age
And do not forget the olives!
Is he going to make his own olives and toothpicks too? 😳
babish bread*
This inspired me to get up and microwave a tortilla.
That was fukin funny
Ahahaha xP
1k likes
Man I actually laughed out loud
ha ha xdddd
"I didn't like the water I was drinking so I made my own"
Damn straight. You're not a real man until you've drank the water from your own piss. -Bear Grylls
.
@@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 erm nah man il stick to the regular stuff
"I took some H2, some O, a little bit of kosher salt, tiny whisk it all together, and voila."
@@hunterofdarkness8329 No doubt. Instead of looking for water, I think I'll just kill a snake and piss into it, cuz I got plenty of water back at the hotel.
I have actually made this Grilled Cheese after watching the video and it was PHENOMENAL! I even made a second one and put Pepperoni on it, since... I thought it'd taste even better, and it did.
So you basically made pizza without the sauce
I guess, yes. If I could have, I would have thrown in some green peppers, mushrooms and onions in it too
You made a sandwich
You made a melt
get some tomato soup and you have a crippled pizza
This guy talks about grilled cheese like Patrick Bateman talks about business cards
YES
It even has a watermark
How did a chump like mordecai get such a amazing grilled cheese
The tasteful thickness of it
Let's see Paul Allen's cheese sandwich
Nobody:
Babish: I didn't like the pan I was cooking in so I created my own element of metal to construct it.
We call it Babinium
Cid Redwood LOL
Tyler Garrity that is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard, and I will make sure that if I become a founder of a type of metal compound or metal element, I will name it so.
Congratulations sir, you have discovered a new element.
Koshernite
**wants to make grilled cheese**
Me: grabs slices of bread
Babish: starts making fcking bread
Then proceeds to buy and milk 10 cows to find the perfect cheese material
Proceeds to create his own cows
He made bread near the end of the video
Proceeds to use his own milk to make his cheese because cows just weren't cutting it.
I think you forgot the "U"
My grilled cheese achievement stretches to using three slices of bread in a Big Mac formation and pressing it all in a toastie maker
"How interesting could he make a grilled cheese video?"
"So I created a universe in which I could source all of my own ingredients."
Babish is inevitable
Probably What He'd Do If He Had All Five Of The Infinity Stones.
If you wish to make a grilled cheese sandwich from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
@@lmpeters
Ah, I see you're a man of astronomical culture as well.
Did this man invent a new type of cheese just to make a grilled cheese?
Yes
He made a savory whipped cream, he made his own cheese, the man is unstoppable
"When people are unsatisfied enough, they make weird shit again"
The perfect cheese
tosterm no, he blended them not invented
Normal people: Flexing with Lamborghinis and other expensive stuff
Babish: Flexing with 18 cheeses
Me: Flexing with 1000$ monitor stand
And those cheeses won’t last long as Lamborghini’s and other expensive stuff
@@therealinterlaced unless they break first
@@veziusthethird That's why there's a thing called warranty. Doubt almost every Lamborghini breaks and also the person who owns one expects to fix it since they can afford it.
@@therealinterlaced um, that was a joke...
I think we should host a Babish Food Festival and everyone gets to try all the perfected versions of food he makes.
I want to know what happens when someone asks Babish for a glass of water.
PieOfCthulhu organically infused with lemon, lemongrass, mint, cucumber, and a hint of gala apples. Served ice cold in a wine glass with ice cubes made from Fiji water (or his own homemade alkaline water).
_It’s perfect._
michael millett dont forget the salt and freshly ground pepper
JacobPlayz kosher* salt
Kosher pink Himalayan salt and black peppercorns
Some flex with air pods.
Babish flexes with his 18 types of cheeses
Well 18 types of cheese is certainly more expensive and boujee than air pods
@@calvinsimpson1301 yeah
And homemade bread
In the future
Babish's 4 year-old: Daddy, I'm hungry. Will you make me a grilled cheese?
Babish: Of course, sweet heart.
*8 hours later, bread baked and custom cheese formed*
Babish: *waking child* There you go, kiddo
**already starved to death**
to be fair, if the kid was capable of being patient enough, he'd eat like a king
He probably just make him or her cook it themselves
" 'ey kid, watch this video, make it yourself."
@@Mega-Brick XD to be fair babish has always said that he makes his videos to encourage others to pick up cooking as a hobby since it's an enriching experience etc etc, so he probaby WOULD encourage his kids to learn how to cook from an early age
Man, imagine being this man's friend, and randomly getting invited for taste testing once in a while.
"Some science bullsh*t happens..."
I wish he was my physics teacher.
I do have that type.
@@akidmuzaffar you are very lucky
@@pierresihite8854 He's lucky because he doesn't get good education? Nice.
My HS physics teacher used to drop lines like "Just ignore wind resistance for this one boys, we're not at bloody NASA JPL here..."
Tertuna you stuped kid
Nobody:
Babish: Ok, so, I feel like the toothpick holding the olive wasn't good enough, so I made my own tree farm and harvested some wood to make my own.
one of these days...
Omg
Ok, ao, i feel like the kitchen wasn’t good enough, so i built my own
These jokes are kinda getting a little annoying...
@@c5ys543 i felt like these jokes were not good enough so i wrote my own jokebook
‘But Vinnie was more concerned with the tensile strength of the cheese’ Is possibly one of the best sentences I’ve ever heard
“ i bought it ..with money!”
I love the way rigby says money
“Now to start the recipe, I found that just grilling it wasn’t enough, so I found an active volcano in Iceland and fried it in the flames of the lava”
lol
In truth a friend of mine dit it xD
(Ok it wasn't much of lava than more of the heat of the active volcano but I will count it)
bruh cooking in a volcano(in iceland) exists
they cook rye bread near an active volcano
the fucking madlads
Danny Dan Iceland is so metal
The cheese didn't melt I sent it to the sun.
This man just made a whole PowerPoint on a grill cheese
@Christopher Harper Digicash what's that wrap he uses on top? 5:54
Steve Thea Plastic rap
@@charlottestephens4683 what brand
Steve Thea you can get at a groceries store it’s not hard to find
@@charlottestephens4683 but his one is foggy and special
“Young Gouda” sounds like he got a SoundCloud account.
Actually it's a cheese from the Netherlands
Ronny Baarten r/woooosh
He makes mousetrap music
@@EffoVexx Shut the fuck up, next time just say: "You didn't get the joke"
@@EffoVexx why you do this when its not reddit
Never knew you could make processed cheese with literally any cheese. I think that's my favorite thing I've learned from this channel.
“The least healthiest options are always the tastiest ones.”
That’s just so true
@Your daily RUclips He has his own music video on his channel.
Be honest everyone, when was the last time you ate a salad and thought it tasted amazing. Answer: never. It tastes like lettuce, cabbage, tomatoes and carrots. Maybe some peppers, but simply, a salad will never taste like a pizza or grilled cheese. It tastes like grass.
@@derrickquintanilla7378 Wasnt talking about health optiions, but I agree with you.
@@derrickquintanilla7378 idk, my first "amazing" tier salad was when i visited prague and got a noodle salad, i even asked the waiter if i could have a word with the chef to learn what ingredients he used, so now i know the recipe (this was 12 years ago btw)
@@shadowmaster335 well, that surprised me.
If this man opens a restaurant, I'm gonna just live there
yes!
ᴍ ᴇ ᴍ ʙ ᴇ ʀ
Babish: * *tries 18 kinds of cheese and different oils for a freaking toast* *
Me at 3am: anything that can pass as bread and cheese will do
Don't forget butter.
i laughed so hard i cant-
Lmao
"Pop tarts and canned Parmesan powder? Perfect. A classic grilled cheese"
diya breathing is for children
0:19 “he’s just standing there *MENACINGLY* “
“Get out of there, SpongeBob!”
👬
@@attackoramic8361 Uh, what’s that gotta do w/ this?
After this I made grilled cheese on an electric waffle maker.
Haha
I've been there
And?
Skippy it was good
Those are the best, child memories
"Babish Culinary Universe" Damn, he was really building up to that over a year ago! Mad props.
He lame as hell for that
Why?
@@nova_prospekt_ because "marvel bad and so is everything referencing it" apparently
nah binging with babish sounds cooler
Peak foreshadowing
Nobody:
Babish: I didn't feel as though the cellular structure of the lactose was sufficient, so I made a portal to summon freshly made atoms from before the conception of time and space. While they WERE under-seasoned, I could appreciate the tang that it brought to the dish.
so 483 people liked but didn't reply?
this is comedy gold guys...
Cross thank you!!
Neil Degrasse Tyson level thinking. Neil Babish Tyson, Food Physicist
hello senpai
TheTrueAAndy - Andy Long howdy? :)
Babish:
*has a long process for grilled cheese*
My lazy self:
Grilled Cheese Recipe:
Toast 2 pieces of Bread
Put Cheese Slice in between
Microwave for 37 seconds
Sandwich
why specifically 37 seconds? I always go for 30
@@user-cr6zj2oc6p
I like mine cheesy and hot
Ngl the one you made is probably better than the one gordon made
I just
Take a bread put cheese eat
Cold.
@@bongcloudopening5404 whomst tf is gordon
*Sees the title of the video*
Me: Well, at least a easy quick recipe to do
Babish: Pulls out 35183836 kinds of cheese
Me: ._.
Me: At least it’s ove-
Babish: *starts making his own bread*
Me: Ehh.....
thirty-five million, one hundred and eighty-three thousand eight hundred and thirty-six different kinds of cheese? No, I'm pretty sure it was thirty-five million one hundred and eighty-three thousand eight hundred and forty-two kinds of cheese. My brother thinks it was thirty-five million one hundred and eighty-three thousand seven hundred and ninety-eight, but I think he missed the gouda and provolones. Honesty it was probably more like thirty-five million one hundred and eighty-three thousand eight hundred and fifty-two, but seriously, either way, it's a lot.
I seriously was overjoyed when I thought "finally I can make one of Babish's food."
But then ...Babish happened.
r/theydidthemath
When I saw the title and the video duration, I was intrigued to why it took so long to make a grilled cheese. So that is why 😂
"Yung Gouda" is my rap name, even if it is a little cheesy
Liam H I think it’s a pretty gouda name if you ask me.
Young Gouda - Stretch ft. Baby Swiss
Wait...LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE FUCK
Oh and I’m Lil Swissy
@@noah321 jump on my new track "My Culture" with my boys The Cottage Gs and Parma_Tang
This man literally pulled multiple experiments, used the entire scientific method, and even **made his own bread and processed cheese* all for a simple grilled cheese
Not just any grilled cheese. A grilled cheese DELUXE. Keep that in mind.
That grilled cheese is anything but simple
It has *DELUXE* in it’s name of coarse he went all out!
Soul evans
Nice Soul Eater pic!
to really make it ultimate, raise your own cow for the butter and cheese, then age the cheese. Grow the rest of your ingridients to make it really ultimate
(My mom after i showed her this video)
Me: Mom can we get grilled cheese?
Mom: i'm not even done making the bread yet.
At least your mom's learning something.
Lol. I want grilled cheese now it will go nice with my new haircut(I just want to talk about my new hair cut but I’m also really hungry for grilled cheese lol)
@@ryanred1525 late, but im sure your haircut looks great :D
@@cecerva thx :)
@@cecerva It was it was way too long before
“Once my cylinder has solidified... hehe, sorry” quality dirty joke that I wasn’t ready for. Good form, Babish
Hee hee, cause y'know
E r e c t i o n
"his cylinder solified" will join the hall of 50 shades fame alongside "chocolate starfish"
The bank *did you spend $200 on cheese*
Babish...yeah
$200 is not that much for cheese tbh
Yeah but would you spend $200 on cheese?
@@gart1158 Do i have 200$ for cheese is the question
TeedOrSamus touché
TeedOrSamus Yeah why wouldn’t you?
Unbelivable. He didn't even make his own frying pan.
Me making grilled cheese: **Sets American cheese on bread on grill on my oven**
Babish: **Makes a hybrid cheese**
Me at start of video : Damn, I might use this recipe to make some great grilled cheese
Me now: wait how tf do it getlitanize parmesan?
Lucky get-lit-a-nize it, it’s simple
I read this as genitalize
@@BMF604 it's "gen - i - ta - li - a"
@@AriVirtual leave it in the open until the cylinder solidifies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"The only absolute way to improve this final sandwich is to raise cows to adulthood and get their milk myself, but that would be silly. So anyway, this is my first cow calf, her name is Betty."
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Babish: "So I made my own bread"
I also make my own bread. Way nicer.
😂😂
I work at a bread bakery as s bread baker 👨🏻🍳
@@lotromaster14 thats pretty cool
Felix Villasanta thanks :) i have had to go to school voor about 7 years in total to learn everything now i bake mostly at my job but also at home in a stone oven it give’s so much more flavour in a stone oven 👌🏻 especially with the pizza 😏👌🏻
2:05 when you ask your friend for the WiFi password
making thta my wifi password now
@@doggeenayter no your not
armpit licker bruh it was a month ago leave it be
@That1Name alt dude it's a fuckin joke stop whineing both of you jesus
@@moistmeathateroffurries8621 finally! Someone who's seeing reason
Babish: just pure cheese on the bread was overkill
*And nothing else you’re doing in this video is overkill?*
you're*
blue33x you’re’re edit: ‘re’re’re
Babish*
Criceto rerorerorerorerorerorero
God of Gods Shrek s h r e k
Princess Bubblegum: "This is it, Cinnamon Bun. I've created the most perfect sandwich that has ever existed, or ever will exist within the confines of space-time"
Babish: "Hold my apron."
*Cheezers
"This is grilled cheese, it doesn't need any help." Please write a book.
But.. But... But he did....
@@niklasschweizer9669 Orly? I will find. Thank you.
@@TheClapp81 it's a cookbook tho. Dunno if you meant a real book
@@niklasschweizer9669 A book is a book you fucking donkeys.
OOOOOOMMMNGGG YAAAAAAAAS!!!
HE'S SO FUNNYYY 😜😅😁😁😜😜😁😁😂😂😂
Nobody
Babish: I didn't feel like the universal construction of this solar system was right so I tore a hole into split realities and became god so I could create my own dimension.
*for my grilled cheese deluxe recipe of course*
One fucking like away
Was 249 I had to like it because it was bothering me
@@Grimnoire You people are like vegans just have to tell people stuff like that ok we get it stuff bugs you shut up
@@taahasiddiqui1071 ok boomer
Escuse for cholestrol: I m doin this for science research
Later..when cheese loses its moisture: some science bullshit happens
Lol
Lol got to hate that science bullshit.
Pen15
"Yeah! Science!"
@@qwertyplayer1371 more like no science cause it really wasn't helping
Oh Babish never change. 18 different kinds of cheese and then all their blends. LOL. Love it!
His friends probably LOVE coming over to his house
Fuck I would love to go to his house and eat whatever he’s making
Fuck I would love to go his house and eat whatever he's making
Fuck i would love to go to his house and eat whatever he’s making
Fuck I would love to go to his house and eat whatever he’s making
Fuck I would love to go to his house and eat whatever he's making
Babish Poutine Episode: So I couldn't find Cheese Curds.
Babish Grilled Cheese: So I got 18 different cheeses.
this is a grilled cheese DELUXE after all
Wisconsinite here. A grilled cheese with cheese curds isn't the BEST, but its a worthwhile experience with a nice soup.
[Babish lists cheeses]
Scott Pilgrim: "Did you just make some of those up?"
I’ll have sleepy time
I could...not...have cheese...
I understand that reference
Ada
Ah, men of culture!
Question: how long does that cheese mixture last for, because Im curious about making a block of it and keeping it for grilled cheese making
I would give it a week minimum, a month max depending on altitude and refrigeration, just keep it airtight and it should last long enough for you to buy everything else and prepare everything else
I know this is late, but I made some, and about a month max while sealed tight is accurate
Nobody:
Babish:
So i went ahead and grew my own olives
Lolll
George Henry: salty you didn’t think of it?
@@ChaosLord5129 You're the one who's who dumber than dog shit if you didn't get the joke.
Nerio Tabayoyong got him good my guy
Nerio Tabayoyong
He got the joke he’s just saying that what the joke describes didn’t happen so the joke doesn’t work
I’m not saying I 100% agree with his opinion I’m just saying I can understand why he thinks that way
The fact that you didn't make your own butter for this hurts me.
🥳
I didnt like the flavor of the wood surface i used to make these sabdwiches on, so i made a new countertop
He also forgot to harvest his own olives, make his own toothpicks using wood from a tree planted by himself, building his own kitchen and making his own table
He needs to start by making his own home (with roof), kitchen, electricity and grill
that’s the thing with babish, he never goes the extra mile
Marge - "Did you spend all night eating cheese?"
Homer - "I think I'm blind".
64 slices of american cheese
he looks like hes made of cheese haha
Best grilled cheese I ever had was pepperjack, provolone, and jalapeño bacon, and I think it was on grilled sourdough. Highly recommend
**cries in lactose intolerance**
**cries in vegan**
Penny Wilson *cries as I think why people become vegan*
*cries in fat
*flex*
**does not cry**
That's a lot of effort into perfecting one sandwich, good job.
This^
petor95 Oh look there goes a walking dictionary!
@@elijahwilson7779 Hahaha "this^" meant "I agree with what was said above"
I can see why you thought that though 😂
@@petor95 🤣 I thought u was trying to correct his grammar or something
Oops XD
Dude it's a grilled cheese deluxe
5:46 Babish's knife was just like "Ight, imma head out"
LOL WTH
xD
Yoo tf happened
**HARRY POTTER THEME FAINTLY PLAYS IN THE DISTANCE**
*I T F E A R S H I S P O W E R*
i love these types of projects where you really dive deep into something, especially when it's something so seemingly unsignficant like the deicsion of which combination of cheese to put on a grilled sandwich. At a point you get really passionate.
Vinnie is slowly but surely taking over all the major food RUclips channels
Wait so it is Vinny? Vincenzo? Brad Leone's better half?
@@user-lf1os3sh5c Yes he left BA. The videos from It's Alive were recorded earlier.
@@HeyItsmeImAlex that sucks, that he left
Elyne S nooo what is brad going to do without him :((
Correct, he is becoming so big now
"18 cheeses including but not limited to..."
Names all 18 cheeses
Me, who's a cheese illiterate:
*CHEESE IS CHEESE*
The Student Official skim cheese
Swiss vs gouda is a huge difference
son it's not please gorge yourself on the samples at a whole foods
Burn the heretic!
Heresy 😡😡😡
So I've recently caught COVID and I'm pretty sick, I haven't eaten anything other than one bowl of chips for the past two days when suddenly I got your videos in my recommended and they literally INSTANTLY brought back my appetite. I now have a craving for chocolate, garlic bread, and now grilled cheese.
*Bread comes out a little too crispy*
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Babish: Next up, I couldn't quite get the right oven temperature so I'll be building my own oven!
Also Babish: Im going to be crafting my own tools to build my oven, as well as excavating my own earthy minerals and growing my own trees to supply myself with sturdy wood for my handcrafted tools....Did I mention I built this camera to record all of this for the best resolution quality.
Babbish: I'm also going to grow and kill my own ingredients, build filming equipment and birth my own editors all in the next few hours
Babish: im also gonna build a store to get the best tools i can get
*four hours later*
Babish: I'm just really not getting the results I'm looking for so I'm just gonna start from the ground up and become a god over my own universe.
NERD
Jay Hall and for all of the metal I’ll be digging deep underground to mine my own minerals
this kinda makes sense in the show's logic, since the grilled cheese restaurant had a really long line and took forever to get a sandwich.
gotta wait like over 45 minutes in line for a cheese supreme.
Panneko for reals haha
I'm gonna be an austronaut just so I get Grilled Cheese Deluxe without waiting at the line
Toma TTC Let’s see who can lie better
Only regular show fans know what I’m saying
Producer : How much cheese did you want?
Binging with babish : Yes
Dude those jokes aren't even funny anymore
WHY DID HE SAY YES
THIS COMMENT IS SO LIE
That's not funny
@@youtubechannel9981 r/woooosh
I like how when describing his control GC his accent slowly descends into “Suthurn” madness.
“A classic, yella American, H’Wite breyd, Vurmaunt creamury buhder, grilled in a non stick payn, cheyse sturech.”
This looks a lot better that the one Gordon Ramsay made
Gordon Ramsay: You Will die in 10 seconds
My 4 year old can make a better one than Gordon's.
@@azcomicgeek press x to doubt
utter weeb
Gordon's grilled cheese was literally half one cheese and half the other, with some kimchi, and the bread was burnt, and the cheese wasn't melted
@@azcomicgeek x
Me: *Lactose intolorant*
Babish: Im about to end this mans whole belly
But are not hard cheeses very low in lactose?
Thats why i say dump the processed shit and go to actual aged cheeses, well made cheese uses bacteria that not only makes the flavor but eats the nasty lactose away
100 likes; 3 comments..
NOBODY MOVE
"A classic yellow american, whate bread, verr mont creamery butta, grilled in a nonstick pan, cheese stretch. hell yeah dude"
nice
Nice.
Hey nice comment dude
Hilarious 😂
The fact that I know people who talk like this.
@@skullandmelodiesd.c.3137 same. it’s pretty funny to see
The processed cheese thing Americans refer to as cheese contains an emulgator like a citrate or phosphat that results in it melting like that. Normally real cheese doesn't does that even when it is a fresh and young cheese.