It's so funny because he's obviously desperate for your help, since there is literally no-one else in the Mojave he can trust with his assignments. So he just has to put up with all of your bumbling nonsense.
I like how he starts by saying that your "talents" can be put to use on the Strip lol by the end of this video he's probably doubting the existence of any talent.
@benjaminoechsli1941 Elon Musk is real. And he will be remembered as the greatest man of our century. He's pioneered fucking space colonization, electric cars, and freedom of speech on the internet. The man is a magnate. The actor who plays house is dead and you don't remember his name.
-This fucker… screwing around in wastes, making friends with ghouls and supermutants, performing some low-level gun-for-hire shit… ALL INSTEAD OF TAKING HIS ASS TO FORT!!
6:37 LMAOOO I always presumed the dialogue just ended with no response whenever you chose “Goodbye.” At the start of dialogue… House’s response is amazing
I love that House comes off as as smart person whos constiantly annoyed by your stupidity but still cant help himself to walk you through all his long winded plans and inviting you to his biggest personal moments. Its a dynamic ive only seen with Batman and Joker.
6:58 "And as the chip is a little too large to be... secreted away" My man, allow me to introduce you to my friend Fisto here, and I think you'll quickly see you've drastically underestimated how much I'm capable of "secreting away".
I would have loved to see House's reaction if his employee spontaneously decided to advise him that he partook in gigantic robot fisting on the regular
I’ve never actually heard the line where you refuse to give him the chip. The voice actor absolutely nailed the lines😂 I do love that you can test his patience over and over and he won’t fire you.
@@marxo6558 mordecai and rigby would probably annoy ulysses enough to make him talk like a normal person, like they'd be so grating to him that he just gives up the fancy prose out of exhaustion
@@nathanpierce7681 "OKAY, OKAY! here's the deactivation codes. God. Bear, Bull... the true war all along was the raccoon and the bird. May there be mercy for the new world."
@@nathanpierce7681his tribe practiced oral tradition, he doesn’t know how to speak normally because he’s constantly reiterating mnemonics to himself in the conversation so he can perfectly recall each and every historical event that he has knowledge of.
@@TheIrishRushin I mean, I think the Black Isle/Obsidian Fallout games are better, but let's not act like they never had any questionable ideas or knocked it out of the park all the time.
It's not a retcon, House is stuck in the West Coast. Jesus Christ people use common sense, Cats are extinct where House is. House has been stuck in Vegas for hundreds of years.
The palpable disapointment in mr House voice when you ask about the energy in new vegas is so funny, you can almost see his expression as he says "..... hover dam... you know... the hydroeletric dam....."
Mr. House: “ah good you’re at the bunker. Now we can get down to business.” Courier: “….goodbye.” Mr. House: “WTF YOU MEAN GOODBYE?! I HAVEN’T EVEN TOLD YOU WHAT TO DO YET!”
House talks a big game but in reality he is SORELY lacking in agents to carry out his will- he needs someone very competent but not so competent that they just go their own way (like Benny did). You don't run into that every day in the Wasteland.
nope, the dumbest decision he made was having the nerve to threaten violence against the courier. He could've offered a couple million caps and called it a day
@@nashooo5903 look, house isn't really the genius he thinks he is. the man knows computers he is a hooooorrible politician and wants what he says he doesn't: for people to look at him in reverence as the smooth-brained peons they are and do what he tells them to do as he does with you even his entire idea of vegas is a grand corrupting ambition
the "petulant megalomaniac" part of his personality peeking through his calculating genius businessman facade purely through the dialogue delivery right there is a testament to how great of an actor rene was
You should have told mr house you were going to blow up the robots in the weather station. he gets really mad but he doesnt go hostile on you and you can upgrade the robots anyway its hilarious
This feels like an episode of like a cartoon where the bad guy wants an object that the idiot has and he has to spend all episode being very clearly upset but reluctantly bending to every whim and will so they will get it at the end.
Usually go for the House ending, didn't know I had SO MANY ways of amusingly pissing him off in the process... Actually love the boss and annoying employee dynamic here.
"The Omertas are smuggling in guns and plan to attack you with them." "How do you know that?" "I gave them the guns." "Well that sucks." It's kind of crazy that the player can fail so hard every step of the way that it borders on treason and yet still win with the respective faction they are working for. I feel like there should have been a threshold where the game just pops up a message saying the game is unwinnable because you kneecapped every faction's efforts to conquer the Mojave for themselves. Edit: Or make that an ending. The Chaos Ending, where the Mojave just completely collapses into anarchy while you sit back and watch it all burn to the ground.
6:37 bro you can tell he just WISHES he could stop having restraint and just throttle you for saying something so unbelievably stupid LMAOOO i love this, this is like yes man except unlike with yes man mr house is doing all he can to be as patient as possible even though you can practically HEAR him grinding his teeth hard enough to make sparks fly out
The Big Mt is chock full of personality modules. His comment makes me wonder if the Think Tank are just personality modules modeled after their human selves and is why their personal "interests" are so obsessive (Klein the boisterous alcoholic, Dala and her dolls, Borous and dissecting helpless animals, 0 and his hatred for RobCo, 8 just a nerdy lil guy)
@@Awesomebanana11 We can see in FO4 that wiping a removed brain to be fit into robobrain platform isn't an instant thing and doesn't always 100% work. Also, there was this psychic dude that removed his own brain in FO3 DLC
Well, it's mostly due to way House thinks. To FIND Chip he spent like, thousands upon thousands of caps, somewhere around a million IIRC, and now he pays you just for delivering it. I think the main problem is how broken game economy is, because you generally get paid like that in some longer quests (Van Graffs quest) for doing a LOT of work for them, while House is ready to pay you four amount the price for just delivering it. So it isn't that stupid from narrative side, but is really laughable when you play.
@@joby5838 I think it's just game economy problem. Like, I delivered the chip to him when I had more than 200K behind my back, so his 1250 are just a joke to me. But, again, I played A LOT of games, and it's a common problem - it's nearly impossible to make a balanced economy in a game where you can go wherever you want and get back to quest in, like, 5 in game years. In most similar games I've played there is a point at which you have more money than you can effectively spend, sometimes even physically spend. But... Um... I forgot what the point was :/
Watching this makes me wish that 1 intelligence was as severe as older games The slapstick of House this genius having to deal with an absolute moron drooling and slurring his words between lengthy diatribes would be amazing
House by the end of it was absolutely baffled by how someone so stupid, so debauched and bumbling managed to fall at all the right ditches to bring his plan to fruition. I'd say that's just lore accurate on the account of the two Benny-sized holes in your dome
I got definitely about 3000 hours or so now in FNV, but I never quite got this linear line of dialogue options for Mr. House that are in every way constant pissing him off. It's hilarious 😂
my friend. by any chance do you have a mod list for compatibility? I have well over 1500 hs on that game but lost my mod list and you know how that game is..
I love how much both house and the developers are just like 'THIS IS THE MAIN EVENTS PLEASE STOP TRYING TO LEAVE' and the frustrated explanations when they come back from dicking about
I played FNV right after binging Deep Space 9. Immediately recognized Rene Auberjonois voicing house, because he played Odo in DS9. I can't do any other ending, lol. RIP. Such a good actor.
@@purshottamadevadhikar5035 I have some good news and some bad news. I got the job! I'll be delivering packages in the desert for decades to come. The bad news is I was told to wear a helmet. But that's probably for some liability reason. I'm not wearing a helmet!
I actually had no idea there was this much dialogue. I really like Mr House, if I’m not role playing a different character, I always choose him. It’s really funny to see a him get so mad
"They never retained personality once removed from the human body" I'm not sure if this is House not knowing that they do, in fact, sometimes retain personality or it's his ego making him refuse to believe they do. Nice little touch as it's exactly what I'd expect a direct competitor to say about their rival product.
There is a far more resonable explnation. Just as with Wild Wastleand as a perk disregarding the DLC as a funny "what if" event solves these "inconsitencies" pretty neatly.
Eh, subject to interpretation. Think Tank and Vault 118 may have retained the rough outlines of their personalities, but they all went insane in different ways. Hell, if anything Old World Blues is direct confirmation of what he's saying, since the Courier's brain switches personality when removed from the body. I'd say he's 100% correct. Removing the brain from the body renders it useless as an analogue to the original person.
They recently made a whole TV show nuking Shady Sands, before NV even takes place in the timeline. If there ever was a company more embaressed by their sheer incompetence and stil malding over it I have yet to see them. Fuck everything tod and his company stand for at this point!
I wish there was a prompt after playing the DLC, after the "head in a jar" thing, where he says "they never retained personality" and you say "clearly you've never visited the big MT"
@sierra1513 It's because they're probably projecting the "genius billionaire" archetype that we get bombarded with onto him. In real life rich people love to play up that angle, because it makes them look like they "deserve" their wealth, even though most had a significant head start over the general population. It's honestly ambiguous how much House actually is lying, he could hardly know shit and be coasting off the work of his long-dead employees.
House: Brains don't retain their personalities once removed from the body. Me, remembering that one time in the Big MT when I got chewed out by my own brain:
Trying to leave at every possible opportunity is so funny. He's basically begging you PLEASE PLEASE LOOK AT MY MASSIVE ROBOT DEATH ARMY. and all you can say is hmm I wanna go home
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Ah yes, the GRA challenge where you have to kill Mr. House by inducing a stress-related brain aneurysm.
4 stars!
It's so funny because he's obviously desperate for your help, since there is literally no-one else in the Mojave he can trust with his assignments. So he just has to put up with all of your bumbling nonsense.
Damn, that might have to become a NV-tradition for me. Like lobotomizing Benny with Maria.
I like how he starts by saying that your "talents" can be put to use on the Strip lol by the end of this video he's probably doubting the existence of any talent.
@@Gamelahais there a way to actually do that in his presidential suite?
Fed Ex employee with brain damage trolls millionaire for 15 minutes
*billionaire
I'd call him Elon Musk as a joke, but that would probably be an insult to House's intelligence. 😅
@benjaminoechsli1941 Elon Musk is real. And he will be remembered as the greatest man of our century. He's pioneered fucking space colonization, electric cars, and freedom of speech on the internet. The man is a magnate. The actor who plays house is dead and you don't remember his name.
@@brandonspencer7093 Do your knees hurt?
@@JustinCage56 Why would they, sweetie
@@brandonspencer7093 i like how i didnt see the other comment at all since it's deleted but know exactly what it says
"And so the Courier, who cheated death outside Goodsprings, cheated a paycheck out of Mr. House. And the Mojave Wasteland was never changed."
God bless him!!!
Because change,change never wars
there should have been a 1 intelligence option to destroy the securitron vault whilst working with house
You can do it
@@stinhuffine4422no as in keep working for House whilst claiming incompetence as the reason you destroyed the vault
@@fredrikkirderf2907*That* amount of incompetence would have you be filled with lead and buried in a trash compactor by House.
@@fredrikkirderf2907 Yoo con doo eet
@@fredrikkirderf2907 Yoocondoueet
Imagine asking Mr House to be used as a reference after an abysmal performance
He'd probably write a really good one unless you were applying at one of his companies
Or say good things or whatever
"he's phenomenal, truly my best employee, he'll do amazing things for you just take him please"
he would probably really pump you up just to sabotage whoever you work for next lol
I can only imagine the sheer discomfort and benign rage House felt every time you walked into the Lucky 38
-This fucker… screwing around in wastes, making friends with ghouls and supermutants, performing some low-level gun-for-hire shit…
ALL INSTEAD OF TAKING HIS ASS TO FORT!!
😂
it's like that episode of spongebob where he's forced to work at the chum bucket
And the best thing is that he can't get rid of you, because even if you're a pain in the ass, things get done.
@@feluto7172 I loved that episode. Seeing mr house as a burger flipper.
Courier : nuh uh
Mr house : fym nuh uh
Nuh uh
@@Wizard_Cat fym nuh uh
@@roccocardinale6112 nuh fuckin uh
@@roccocardinale6112nuh uh
@@roccocardinale6112 nuh uh
You gotta give credit to mr house voice actor the dude did a phenomenal job
The late great Rene Auberjonois.
He is not some mere "dude", R.I.P Rene Auberjonois
He played Odo in DS9 I believe.
@GreatAceJimbo
Yes he did. I grew up with Trek in thr 90s as a kid and Rene played Odo on DS9.
Absolutely! He gives every line a suave and pretentious confidence that makes even the dullest sentences engaging
I love his comment about "I expect my business-partners to be selfish, but also smart about it."
I am seeing new sides of Robert that I have never seen before. Sides that make me reconsider my choices in the game.
@@PlayerSlotAvailableWhat did your adventure look like?
I wouldn't trust anyone who isn't. Anyone who claims they aren't is a damn liar or doesn't know themselves well enough.
@chase_h.01 Or have a weird crush on house.
That's the one weakness of Mr. House, he gets frustrated because he does'nt understand the concept of "That's so stupid it can work."
I love being the dumbest in the room and talking to the man who thinks he’s always the smartest in the room
He does'nt look so smart after I'm done with him in most of my playthroughs...especially the one I had that was a cannibal playthrough...
It's even funnier when you act dumb to your own brain at Big MT.
he's playing chess but his opponent is eating the pieces
@@lunammoon8503 Really love that take.
@@alnu8355 mmmmmgh, jerky
2:26 I'm worried about the chairman massacre off screen lmao
dude got a critical and crippled every person in there somehow
@@vaultboy5492what luck 10 does to an mf.
Literal dumb luck
It reeks of critical fatman
“You have a way to exceed expectations”
Yes I do. That’s because I make sure my first impression makes you set them real low.
How are you liking Camp Golf, Poindexter?
6:37 LMAOOO I always presumed the dialogue just ended with no response whenever you chose “Goodbye.” At the start of dialogue… House’s response is amazing
He even takes a full second or two to process the sheer abruptness of it
"...'goodbye'? Is that some kind of joke?"
The attention to detail is insane. This game really got me hooked I've been playing since August 2024 still finding new things now
“Until you do this, consider yourself suspended… without pay.” Is a wild line from Mr. House who only employs you through gigs lol.
"Sorry to deny you a moment of primate triumph."
Holy shit, what a line.
Mr. House for sure would have been a Redditor.
Nah, that is a twitter line if anything
@@walter5700he is actually worse then anyone else
@@walter5700He's not an ex-bullied soyboy though.
Meanwhile fallout 4:
Father: you wouldn’t understand.
I love that House comes off as as smart person whos constiantly annoyed by your stupidity but still cant help himself to walk you through all his long winded plans and inviting you to his biggest personal moments. Its a dynamic ive only seen with Batman and Joker.
:D
6:58 "And as the chip is a little too large to be... secreted away"
My man, allow me to introduce you to my friend Fisto here, and I think you'll quickly see you've drastically underestimated how much I'm capable of "secreting away".
Just tell a furry. We aint got bones
@@everythingsalright1121 You don't have bones?
>Still alive with like, 28 hit points
>Still drops rare loot
I would have loved to see House's reaction if his employee spontaneously decided to advise him that he partook in gigantic robot fisting on the regular
FISTO's arms aren't even that big, they're a perfectly takeable size 👍
“Kimball must not die”
Instructions unclear. Made his head explode
…”instructions unclear?”
In courier defense, he wanted to make him pay taxes
@@Ale-dd3ekunderstandable
I love how House points out all the flaws in the Brotherhood's lore 😂 and how he calls them "bulging eyed fanatics".
that was definetely a "writers talking to the audience" moment
@@maestrofeli4259Bethesda has a boner for them for some reason, obsidian be like ‘uh, you sure?’
and techno fetishists
The brotherhood are the best faction
@@leonrussell9607 Is*
I feel like this is pretty accurate for a man who was shot twice in the head and is on a revenge mission
House really said 'tf you mean bye?' 💀
I died at 6:36. The casual "Goodbye." and Mr. House reaction was just too much lol
"I should go."
I’ve never actually heard the line where you refuse to give him the chip. The voice actor absolutely nailed the lines😂 I do love that you can test his patience over and over and he won’t fire you.
:D The only exception is if you continue to deny him the Platinum chip, House will turn hostile
@@callume3978"*Sigh* Why is good help so hard to find..."
@@callume3978 only if you have the chip on you, right?
I don’t blame him I’d get pissed too If my delivery is several years late then the delivery man says “nuh uh, it’s mine”
Now look up "fallout 1 overseer low intelligence"
Wow, I had no idea you could get him screaming like that! More intensity in that voice acting than the rest of the game combined.
The one dude in the dev team explaining why fucking mr house is an essential part of the gameplay
This one got me to smirk. Not bad
have you seen his looks? the rizz oozing from every word? the determination? people are missing out
@@mus1c3gg house is a vtuber
you gotta admire his patience. It takes 200 years of frustrations plus a smartass trying to take it all away for him to lose his composure
This is how Benson feels about Mordecai and Rigby
oml mordecai and Rigby would literally give house a heart attack from the sheer amount of stress they put him through
"MORDECAI AND RIGBY! WHY ON EARTH DID YOU BLEW UP THE LONG 15?! CLEAN UP THE RADIATION OR YOU'RE FIRED!"
@@marxo6558 mordecai and rigby would probably annoy ulysses enough to make him talk like a normal person, like they'd be so grating to him that he just gives up the fancy prose out of exhaustion
@@nathanpierce7681 "OKAY, OKAY! here's the deactivation codes. God. Bear, Bull... the true war all along was the raccoon and the bird. May there be mercy for the new world."
@@nathanpierce7681his tribe practiced oral tradition, he doesn’t know how to speak normally because he’s constantly reiterating mnemonics to himself in the conversation so he can perfectly recall each and every historical event that he has knowledge of.
8:42 Interesting that Mr. House says cats are extinct, but we have them in Fallout 4
Todd Howard: Retcon it all! LEAVE NO LORE UNTURNED.
Likely because information is limited for knowing about what’s going on beyond the general region in Vegas
Was in FO2
@@TheIrishRushin
I mean, I think the Black Isle/Obsidian Fallout games are better, but let's not act like they never had any questionable ideas or knocked it out of the park all the time.
It's not a retcon, House is stuck in the West Coast. Jesus Christ people use common sense, Cats are extinct where House is. House has been stuck in Vegas for hundreds of years.
The palpable disapointment in mr House voice when you ask about the energy in new vegas is so funny, you can almost see his expression as he says "..... hover dam... you know... the hydroeletric dam....."
That’s him coming to terms with the fact that THIS GUY is his one and only chance of completing his scheme.
6:07 the exasperated sigh when house has to explain Hoover damn is hilarious
Mr. House: “ah good you’re at the bunker. Now we can get down to business.”
Courier: “….goodbye.”
Mr. House: “WTF YOU MEAN GOODBYE?! I HAVEN’T EVEN TOLD YOU WHAT TO DO YET!”
"Nuh uh"
"The fuck you mean nuh uh?!"
Someone like house surely would have fired this courier at some point, or at least gave him much less important responsibilities.
Why is good help so hard to find?
If the courier weren’t the most powerful being on planet Earth at that point then he very well would have. It’s all explained in Lonesome Road.
@@jonathanwells223an extremely high-functioning imbecile
The courier is the true wild card. Any other game and they'd be forced to complete the quest.
Not here!
House talks a big game but in reality he is SORELY lacking in agents to carry out his will- he needs someone very competent but not so competent that they just go their own way (like Benny did). You don't run into that every day in the Wasteland.
mr house letting the courier in was the dumbest decision he has ever made
nope, the dumbest decision he made was having the nerve to threaten violence against the courier. He could've offered a couple million caps and called it a day
Especially when I use yes man
@@nashooo5903 look, house isn't really the genius he thinks he is. the man knows computers
he is a hooooorrible politician and wants what he says he doesn't: for people to look at him in reverence as the smooth-brained peons they are and do what he tells them to do as he does with you
even his entire idea of vegas is a grand corrupting ambition
@@afungi662 he's supposed to be a technical genius (I guess), but that certainly doesn't mean he's good with people.
He took a gamble he even says
Rene auberjonois was such an amazing casting choice. That rant about the Platinum Chip is just so good
the "petulant megalomaniac" part of his personality peeking through his calculating genius businessman facade purely through the dialogue delivery right there is a testament to how great of an actor rene was
This mans wit has no bounds.
Lol I can’t stop laughing at telling him “goodbye”. “Goodbye? Is that some kind of joke?” Lmao
You should have told mr house you were going to blow up the robots in the weather station. he gets really mad but he doesnt go hostile on you and you can upgrade the robots anyway its hilarious
This feels like an episode of like a cartoon where the bad guy wants an object that the idiot has and he has to spend all episode being very clearly upset but reluctantly bending to every whim and will so they will get it at the end.
Usually go for the House ending, didn't know I had SO MANY ways of amusingly pissing him off in the process...
Actually love the boss and annoying employee dynamic here.
"The Omertas are smuggling in guns and plan to attack you with them."
"How do you know that?"
"I gave them the guns."
"Well that sucks."
It's kind of crazy that the player can fail so hard every step of the way that it borders on treason and yet still win with the respective faction they are working for. I feel like there should have been a threshold where the game just pops up a message saying the game is unwinnable because you kneecapped every faction's efforts to conquer the Mojave for themselves.
Edit: Or make that an ending. The Chaos Ending, where the Mojave just completely collapses into anarchy while you sit back and watch it all burn to the ground.
@@mitchellsidebottom9271Unwinnable? How? There's always Yes Man.
It’s gunna be cannon for fallout TV show
Source: Me making it up,
6:37 bro you can tell he just WISHES he could stop having restraint and just throttle you for saying something so unbelievably stupid LMAOOO
i love this, this is like yes man except unlike with yes man mr house is doing all he can to be as patient as possible even though you can practically HEAR him grinding his teeth hard enough to make sparks fly out
2:12 oh that’s cool, he just off handedly explained the tragedy of old world blues in a sentence.
That’s why he’s the goat mf probably knows about all the shit going on at the big empty he just has bigger fish to fry
the think tanks retained personality and also im pretty sure were unassociated with general atomics; he's most likely referring to robobrains
The Big Mt is chock full of personality modules. His comment makes me wonder if the Think Tank are just personality modules modeled after their human selves and is why their personal "interests" are so obsessive (Klein the boisterous alcoholic, Dala and her dolls, Borous and dissecting helpless animals, 0 and his hatred for RobCo, 8 just a nerdy lil guy)
@@Awesomebanana11 We can see in FO4 that wiping a removed brain to be fit into robobrain platform isn't an instant thing and doesn't always 100% work.
Also, there was this psychic dude that removed his own brain in FO3 DLC
The "goodbye" and his reaction when at the fort cracked me up
13:20 that quick transition from House to Kimball's murder is comedic genius
I love the timing of the shot.
"Cause you take the greatest of risk-" *BANG*
- is the richest most powerful man in the entire world
- 1250 caps take it or leave it best offer for an auto-win button
And 2000 caps for EVERY snowballs
@@Lavrushka0812christ, i never once realized that. bro pays you more for a fucking snowglobe than the only thing he needs to control the mojave
Well, it's mostly due to way House thinks. To FIND Chip he spent like, thousands upon thousands of caps, somewhere around a million IIRC, and now he pays you just for delivering it. I think the main problem is how broken game economy is, because you generally get paid like that in some longer quests (Van Graffs quest) for doing a LOT of work for them, while House is ready to pay you four amount the price for just delivering it. So it isn't that stupid from narrative side, but is really laughable when you play.
@@joby5838 bro I can’t even get past his securitrons without 2k caps 😭
@@joby5838 I think it's just game economy problem. Like, I delivered the chip to him when I had more than 200K behind my back, so his 1250 are just a joke to me. But, again, I played A LOT of games, and it's a common problem - it's nearly impossible to make a balanced economy in a game where you can go wherever you want and get back to quest in, like, 5 in game years. In most similar games I've played there is a point at which you have more money than you can effectively spend, sometimes even physically spend. But... Um... I forgot what the point was :/
“Marvelous work ethic, bravo!”
“Well the the thing is… I uh They tried to involve me”
“And you assisted them?!?”
😂😂
*You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen...*
Watching this makes me wish that 1 intelligence was as severe as older games
The slapstick of House this genius having to deal with an absolute moron drooling and slurring his words between lengthy diatribes would be amazing
yess
"It's MY house! It's MY Nintendo! I'm the one who wins!"
He's the video game boy! The one who wins!
13:41 I know the context of it is extremely different but I can't help but think that's House implying "God please save me from this neanderthal."
I love the trope of two people who are polar opposites in intelligence barely being functional enough to accomplish their common goals
“What the hell are you?”😂😂😂
”a crude question, crudely asked”
House by the end of it was absolutely baffled by how someone so stupid, so debauched and bumbling managed to fall at all the right ditches to bring his plan to fruition. I'd say that's just lore accurate on the account of the two Benny-sized holes in your dome
I got definitely about 3000 hours or so now in FNV, but I never quite got this linear line of dialogue options for Mr. House that are in every way constant pissing him off. It's hilarious 😂
my friend. by any chance do you have a mod list for compatibility? I have well over 1500 hs on that game but lost my mod list and you know how that game is..
@DecimeCuba I haven't made any modlists ever and custom tweaked the mods I downloaded with FNVedit and made my own patches.
3000 hours? RIP, my dude
god dayum i thought my 700+ hours was impressive
Courier is like his only normal connection with society and he being that annoying 😂
Courier: Goodbye
Mr. House: What?
I didn't know you could do this. Mr. House is such an amazing character. Dude's got lines for everything.
I love how much both house and the developers are just like 'THIS IS THE MAIN EVENTS PLEASE STOP TRYING TO LEAVE' and the frustrated explanations when they come back from dicking about
The no at 2:13 is great voice acting. It really portrays the "oh my god I'm talking to a fucking idiot aren't I. fuck!" vibes
I like how house didn’t let anyone into the lucky 38 for over 200 years, and when he does, the first person to do so trolls him non stop lol
Courier: “Nah, I don’t really feeeel like it.”
pretty sure this is the canon route
It would be if Bethesda didn't essentially reconned NV with the series
Canon courier being an absolute dumbass that everyone else in the mojave has to deal with is my favorite fnv concept
I played FNV right after binging Deep Space 9. Immediately recognized Rene Auberjonois voicing house, because he played Odo in DS9.
I can't do any other ending, lol. RIP. Such a good actor.
I just love how this game lets you blatantly disobey orders. xD
House: "Don't kill Kimball or Caesar."
Courier: "So anyway, I started blasting."
"The chip is to large to be secreted away"
"You wouldn't say that if you watched me take FISTO."
Watching this video to prepare for a job interview
Bro howd it go?
@@purshottamadevadhikar5035 I have some good news and some bad news.
I got the job! I'll be delivering packages in the desert for decades to come. The bad news is I was told to wear a helmet. But that's probably for some liability reason. I'm not wearing a helmet!
@sam_wilds hell yeah bro congrats. You know what isnt cool? Safety
I’m imagining the courier casually eating chips, while antagonizing Mr.House
You mean platinum chips?)
@@darkassasinmerfolkii4393no, that would hurt your teeth
@@jonathanwells223 It may. But isn't it worth it? Just imagine how dumbfounded Mr. House would be
I actually had no idea there was this much dialogue. I really like Mr House, if I’m not role playing a different character, I always choose him. It’s really funny to see a him get so mad
I'd be fine with this courier being canonized in the tv show
they secretly best friends
"They never retained personality once removed from the human body"
I'm not sure if this is House not knowing that they do, in fact, sometimes retain personality or it's his ego making him refuse to believe they do. Nice little touch as it's exactly what I'd expect a direct competitor to say about their rival product.
I think he might not know its possible, otherwise he would probably be a head in a jar instead of a withered body in a tube
There is a far more resonable explnation. Just as with Wild Wastleand as a perk disregarding the DLC as a funny "what if" event solves these "inconsitencies" pretty neatly.
Eh, subject to interpretation. Think Tank and Vault 118 may have retained the rough outlines of their personalities, but they all went insane in different ways.
Hell, if anything Old World Blues is direct confirmation of what he's saying, since the Courier's brain switches personality when removed from the body.
I'd say he's 100% correct. Removing the brain from the body renders it useless as an analogue to the original person.
Emphasis on “retained”, the think tank is a mere shadow of the geniuses that they were made from and every single one of them is insane.
"Why would you Kill President Kimball!"
"he tried to make me pay taxes"
"Understandable"
AH YES, THAT MEME
I like how the player is somehow killing everyone in the Tops casino while talking to Mr. House
Man that "Dross!" was personal. House's voice actor was fantastic.
Bro really said "plz let me show you how cool the new stuff i can make my securitrons do :c"
"I don't want you harming a hair on that man's head - assuming you can find one." is crazy work 💀💀
"he was fully bald. I figured you wanted me to kill him"
Mr House: assertive and logical argument
Low int courier: mmmm chip
8:36 Now I’m convinced Bethesda added cats to the Commonwealth just to screw Obsidian over one more time
They recently made a whole TV show nuking Shady Sands, before NV even takes place in the timeline. If there ever was a company more embaressed by their sheer incompetence and stil malding over it I have yet to see them. Fuck everything tod and his company stand for at this point!
Only have one note, would have been really funny if you showed us you wearing ceasors armor and kimball suit while talking to house
"No, bye nerd!" - Courier 6
I wish there was a prompt after playing the DLC, after the "head in a jar" thing, where he says "they never retained personality" and you say "clearly you've never visited the big MT"
For some reason people seem to think that house is infallible
@sierra1513 It's because they're probably projecting the "genius billionaire" archetype that we get bombarded with onto him. In real life rich people love to play up that angle, because it makes them look like they "deserve" their wealth, even though most had a significant head start over the general population. It's honestly ambiguous how much House actually is lying, he could hardly know shit and be coasting off the work of his long-dead employees.
"Cats are extinct."
"Ashes sends her regards. From the future."
You can't. In OWB it is specifically stated that your brain was modified so you PHYSICALLY CAN'T talk about Big MT outside of Big MT
House: Brains don't retain their personalities once removed from the body.
Me, remembering that one time in the Big MT when I got chewed out by my own brain:
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
what the fuck did he do in the tops for messages to be going for so damn long
least insane courier gameplay
If House can still move inside his life support pod, I imagine him sighing heavily and facepalming like Kif Kroker every single time you show back up.
Idk why but I imagined Homer Simpson as the courier and I couldn’t stop smiling 😂
"Is this what I've been waiting for, all these centuries? YOU?! Pah! I've seen more brains in a slop bucket!"
After all these years I finally realise who that voice actor is.
Rip
Odo da goat
Mr. House: "Kimball must live. He's useful to me"
Cut to 13:20 *Courier aims at the legion sniper before comically adjusting aim to Kimball's head*
9:15
"Marvelous work ethic,Bravo"
xD lolz
Quest started : House needs Friends 💀
Tysm for making this. It’s so entertaining but I never have the patience to do it myself 😂
"I much prefer working with robots..."
The most unrealistic part is that cats could die out.
he's a forgiving man, i'll give him that
Behold the most apathetic Courier to ever exist.
Trying to leave at every possible opportunity is so funny. He's basically begging you PLEASE PLEASE LOOK AT MY MASSIVE ROBOT DEATH ARMY. and all you can say is hmm I wanna go home
1 INT 1 CHA courier with max brain damage fails upward
The Democrat party experience
"It's not my wallet."
walking by a playground and bro says to me 04:38
Kimbell: "Pay taxes"
Courier: "Nuh huh"
"I predicted negative outcomes, but you have a way of exceeding expectations, don't you?"
Sick burn.