The courier doing everything possible to annoy Caesar whilst serving under the legion

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  • @cyak
    @cyak  Год назад +843

    One thing I can't fault Caesar on is his willingness to follow through with what he has said.

    • @qwopiretyu
      @qwopiretyu Год назад +88

      He's a bully but he makes good on his threats. I think people like him because he doesn't waste time like many video game characters going "well the story won't keep moving forward if you try to refuse me so... Lol help" he lets you fail his quest with cheek

  • @Sluxslol
    @Sluxslol Год назад +1341

    Caesar when you ruin every plan he ever has: "It's fine fam we'll get em next time."
    VS
    Caesar when you interrupt his nap: "Kill this asshole."

    • @Hanna_Stefanowska
      @Hanna_Stefanowska 8 месяцев назад +91

      I fully understand tbh

    • @realkekz
      @realkekz 6 месяцев назад +26

      bruh he just like me frfr 😭😭😭

    • @windflier1684
      @windflier1684 3 месяца назад +10

      Caesar being relatable

    • @FiveofHearts1
      @FiveofHearts1 2 месяца назад +8

      Suddenly I sympathize more with Caesar

  • @user-ym6vw3zq7x
    @user-ym6vw3zq7x Год назад +308

    I like to think that every time they beat the crap out of the Courier in this video, some time passes and they accept him back to work for them until he pisses off Caesar again and he gets a beating again lmao

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 3 месяца назад +5

      🤣 starscream moment

    • @xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx
      @xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx 21 день назад +2

      He has a brain tumor, he forgets why he hates you, and all the Pretorians don’t DARE disrespect Caeser.

  • @griffonclaw
    @griffonclaw Год назад +2274

    Trolling Caesar is almost as good as working completely against him before being summoned.

    • @qwopiretyu
      @qwopiretyu Год назад +190

      He does have a sort of "you activated Archimedes" when you show up and all his potential allies are dead or NCR

    • @JustinCage56
      @JustinCage56 Год назад +222

      @@qwopiretyu "Y-You refused to assassinate President Kimball?!"
      "Yes."

    • @PainweedingPills
      @PainweedingPills Год назад +71

      @@qwopiretyu It's like both Caesar and Arcade have the Followers' Butthurt.

    • @Kxidence
      @Kxidence Год назад +38

      @@PainweedingPillsarcade is annoying asf tho lmao

    • @PainweedingPills
      @PainweedingPills Год назад

      @@Kxidence "Yes Man Anarchy is le good! Mr house is le bad!" Like, just shut up Arcade, you Self-Insert of Joshua Sawyer, no one asked for your opinion. Speak nonsense once again, and i'm activating ARCHIMEDES (even when i'm trying to be on good terms with reddi-... uhhh i mean NCR) OR i'm selling you to Caesar.

  • @fantaandrobots7126
    @fantaandrobots7126 11 месяцев назад +414

    4:28 "praetorians kill this asshole" followed by the camera zooming out to reveal a joker look alike killed me

  • @pink_waffle
    @pink_waffle Год назад +487

    "Do you get headaches often?" "Only when you're around" lmaooo the noise I made

  • @Birkebeiner1066
    @Birkebeiner1066 Год назад +1500

    Caesar: *threatens to have you killed for disobeying him*
    The Legion: "Accepted"

  • @pimiento3428
    @pimiento3428 8 месяцев назад +194

    "y u you no kill kimball?"
    "I changed my mind."
    balls of steel. comedy gold

  • @0IIIIII
    @0IIIIII 8 месяцев назад +122

    I like to think that each time Caesar has you beaten up you wake up the next day like nothing’s ever happened

  • @AtlisDe
    @AtlisDe Год назад +836

    I can imagine the courier talking to joshua "i didnt feel like killing kimball then i said what do you got the case of skulltosis? And he just let me go." While joshua sits there 😐

    • @Awuga
      @Awuga Год назад +205

      Same vibe as seeing your excessively strict parent become super soft and accommodating for their grandchild

    • @AtlisDe
      @AtlisDe Год назад +43

      @@Awuga makes me think of cotton and Hank hill and how cotton is much more lax on Bobby lol.

    • @oditeomnes
      @oditeomnes Год назад +57

      Imagine if after the credits the very last interaction would by the Courier, Joshua and Ulysses sitting at the Goodsprings cemetary just chatting about minor entertaining things that the Courier did in the playthrough.

    • @breddie_is_rookie
      @breddie_is_rookie Год назад +7

      @@oditeomnes I have tears in my eyes

    • @ChadVulpes
      @ChadVulpes Год назад +54

      @@oditeomnes "heh, one time, I sent a bunch of ghouls to the other side of the Mojave on space rockets, and I shit you not, one dude thought he was one of them because he started balding."

  • @hyenalingo
    @hyenalingo Год назад +649

    "you take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen..."
    The power fist currently residing in my jaw:

    • @OsnoloVrach
      @OsnoloVrach Год назад +34

      this thing is just rent free in my head all the time.....
      no really it shattered my skull

    • @rydergolde3169
      @rydergolde3169 Год назад +19

      literally chugging out of a sink to save Stimpaks- {sips canteen}
      whipping out a missile launcher to obliterate Kimball- {sips canteen}
      doing a tumor-removing surgery- {sips canteen}
      only time I wasn't sipping my canteen was when the bastard Elijah stole it from me >:/

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver Год назад +19

      @@rydergolde3169 carrying Elijah's severed head that's been stuffed with 37 gold bars- (sips canteen)

    • @rydergolde3169
      @rydergolde3169 Год назад +5

      @@Swordsoulreaver correct

    • @alfiembutitstonymontana9964
      @alfiembutitstonymontana9964 Год назад +5

      *getting butchered by the legion for ceasers amusement*
      *[YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN]*

  • @Otterdisappointment
    @Otterdisappointment Год назад +143

    “You’ve destroyed my army and subordinates, developed and fortified the Mojave and ruined everything I had planned. Ok go do this now.”

  • @gimmeyourrights8292
    @gimmeyourrights8292 Год назад +217

    I didn't know you could roleplay as the stupid minion to villain in a kid's cartoon.

    • @millabasset1710
      @millabasset1710 6 месяцев назад +36

      Obsidian clearly had fun writing and animating this game

  • @ddelarosa96
    @ddelarosa96 Год назад +869

    I read a comment once I really liked about why Caesar is so forgiving, and it’s because he is grooming the courier to be the next Caesar. It’s most noticeable when he honors the courier post game by minting a coin with the courier’s likeness, just as they did in the Roman Empire when a new Caesar came to power. It let everyone know the face of their new leader. Lanius is technically next in line, but everyone knows he is more of a butcher than a leader, and likely so does Caesar, but he wants someone leading his army that everyone is afraid of and nobody would be hoping for Caesar to die for so he could come to power. But the courier wasn’t a tribal who got absorbed, he/she was someone who was tenacious, capable, cunning, and served the Legion of their own free will.

    • @hoticeparty
      @hoticeparty Год назад +68

      Yeah a youtuber made a whole video on that, pretty interesting theory.

    • @ddelarosa96
      @ddelarosa96 Год назад +26

      @@hoticeparty oh neat! Does it go into any more elaboration than this explanation? If so, do you mind sharing who so I can look it up?

    • @hoticeparty
      @hoticeparty Год назад +49

      @@ddelarosa96 the RUclipsrs name is yaboii, title "Is the courier the heir to the legion" I think.
      Very good channel if you like learning about fnv in general

    • @ddelarosa96
      @ddelarosa96 Год назад +6

      @@hoticeparty much appreciated 👌

    • @karmitdafruge1
      @karmitdafruge1 Год назад +32

      The courier is also like caesar in that way being an outside source brought in. He wasn't born in it like most legion members

  • @Bigotsandwich1995
    @Bigotsandwich1995 Год назад +394

    So what's my diagnosis doc?
    Dumbass I'm a mailman

    • @P3ndejosG4ng
      @P3ndejosG4ng Год назад

      I was literally lobotomized by a 45. idiot how do you expect me to be your surgeon

    • @mrviking2mcall212
      @mrviking2mcall212 Год назад +48

      Oh how I wish there were low intelligence speech checks with Caesar.
      “Kitezar brain go bad.”

    • @Bigotsandwich1995
      @Bigotsandwich1995 Год назад +35

      @@mrviking2mcall212 yeah low intelligence and high medic skill,perfectly describe the procedure but in the most concerning way possible

    • @1heKing
      @1heKing 6 месяцев назад +1

      Damnit Mighty Cæsar im a mailman not a doctor.

  • @gun8737
    @gun8737 Год назад +251

    "The president was right in front of you, how did you fuck it up?"
    I feel like thats the developers talking, not Caesar

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt Год назад +85

    "Why is President Kimball still alive???"
    "He waived my taxes"
    "Understandable"

  • @naderzein2435
    @naderzein2435 6 месяцев назад +26

    "That said every once in awhile I hear something so ignorant i have to respond. This is one of those times" LMAOOOOOO

  • @everythingsalright1121
    @everythingsalright1121 Год назад +471

    It always amuses me how caesar bases his motivations on hegelian dialectics like its a law of nature, when its just a theory. And he says the legion will stand the test of time when theres people already plotting against him within it

    • @cecilsmith2061
      @cecilsmith2061 Год назад +5

      And they are?

    • @mappy-5934
      @mappy-5934 Год назад +77

      @@cecilsmith2061 ulysses states it pretty clearly, history repeats itself, ceasar will die. Be it his own people, conquest, though i am of the thought the legion will survive regardless if he dies or not.

    • @doiknowmyenemy
      @doiknowmyenemy Год назад +133

      I think it's a theme of fascistic dictators to misunderstand philosophers. Hitler and Nietzsche is probably the closest and most prominent example. It's great writing imo

    • @sirdickkickerthefirst9611
      @sirdickkickerthefirst9611 Год назад

      @@cecilsmith2061nice try Vulpes.

    • @ladyxera5231
      @ladyxera5231 Год назад +80

      It's also funny how he thinks it'll stand the test of time when he refuses to groom a proper successor, basically ensuring that it'll fall apart very quickly after his death

  • @dc4296
    @dc4296 Год назад +156

    no matter how many time I play New Vegas, I always end up vilified by the Legion

    • @somebodyupstairs6234
      @somebodyupstairs6234 Год назад +55

      Unless you purposefully roleplay as an evil character, you end up vilified by the Legion.

    • @KALATTEluv
      @KALATTEluv Год назад +11

      The legion hates everyone lol

    • @P3ndejosG4ng
      @P3ndejosG4ng Год назад

      ​@@somebodyupstairs6234unless you do a legion run, where you end up vilified by the legion

    • @PolishGod1234
      @PolishGod1234 Год назад +50

      ​@@somebodyupstairs6234you can Play as pure evil character and still be vilified by legion - real villains don't want other villains around ruining their fun

    • @carbodude5414
      @carbodude5414 10 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@somebodyupstairs6234 "I'm evil, not a monster"

  • @ReconCrusader
    @ReconCrusader 6 месяцев назад +20

    If only he had forgiven Joshua as much, he'd be winning.

  • @V38-r7t
    @V38-r7t 9 месяцев назад +41

    You annoyed him to the point of him getting an aneurysm

  • @professorcurious
    @professorcurious Год назад +525

    Caesar: You were sent to kill Kimball, he stood before you and he still lives. What the hell happened!?
    Courier: I like paying Taxes.
    Caesar: Understandable.
    The Strip Reputation Change: Villified.

    • @camarofish344
      @camarofish344 Год назад +68

      Yes man: why is president Kimball in a state of super position?
      Courier: I couldn’t decided whether or not to pay taxes
      Yes man: understandable
      Strip reputation change: neutral

    • @pieceofschmidtgamer
      @pieceofschmidtgamer Год назад +8

      @@camarofish344 Yes man: why is president Kimball in a state of super position?
      Courier: BECAUSE I AM NO MAN AS I AM EVERY MAN, FOR I AM A GOD!

    • @greasley4024
      @greasley4024 11 месяцев назад +1

      Another cl4nky fan 🍷

  • @Spongebrain97
    @Spongebrain97 Год назад +275

    It's still funny to me how everyone looks up to Caesar as this sophisticated larger than figure who is a living god but he talks and curses like an angry sports fan lmao.
    "Ugh fuck this!! Im going to bed. Come to me tomorrow" 😂

  • @ivche13
    @ivche13 Год назад +245

    7:16 is the funniest fucking line in the game, merciless

    • @JoZ0Z
      @JoZ0Z Год назад +14

      It reminds me of Rawls in The Wire lmao

    • @landlockedcroat1554
      @landlockedcroat1554 Год назад

      lol why i came

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver Год назад +6

      @@JoZ0Z Same actor, so it makes sense.

    • @DeFyYing
      @DeFyYing 7 месяцев назад

      It reminded me of the school jeopardy announcer in Billy Madison

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@DeFyYingSame actor, so it makes sense

  • @dragonthewizard7684
    @dragonthewizard7684 11 месяцев назад +85

    Ceasar: “AHAHAHSHDJDVDHJDBDBS
    Courier: “doEs YoUr HeAd HuRT?

  • @9SooS9
    @9SooS9 Год назад +97

    He's just like "Praetorians, crush his skull. Thank you"

    • @charliemcmillan4561
      @charliemcmillan4561 Месяц назад +1

      He says it like he’s a twitch streamer talking to his chat

  • @eren34558
    @eren34558 Год назад +142

    At least Robert House explains all the details behind his reasons

    • @jacobski7216
      @jacobski7216 Год назад +68

      Caesar does too if you don't pick the stupid lines or fail speech and skill checks.

    • @ManyDog
      @ManyDog Год назад +101

      Hegelian dialectics bull and bear and president tandi or some shit

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@ManyDoggrandmommy tandi🤤

    • @Yo-dz2ss
      @Yo-dz2ss 4 месяца назад

      ​@ManyDog Tandi as in Aradesh's daughter?

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 4 месяца назад

      @@Yo-dz2ss yeah

  • @Ribboppity
    @Ribboppity Год назад +208

    I cant imagine a conversation with Caesar that doesn't start with an anti-material rifle pointed at the back of his head.

    • @PeteTheGrouch
      @PeteTheGrouch Год назад +55

      That's one way to remove a brain tumour...

    • @osamaKareem2
      @osamaKareem2 Год назад

      Silly

    • @InkubozuNikki
      @InkubozuNikki Год назад +17

      Doing a medicine centric playthrough, I had plans to treat Caesars brain tumor, and then chainsaw his head off, but I have too much legion infamy to even attempt that now. How was I supposed to know Terrifying presence on Vulpes would start a legion hate snowball that they couldn't win once I got my hands on an Anti matiral rifle?
      So also, by the time it comes to conversate with Edward, I'll just open with "The burned man sends his regards" with the rifle in hand.

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​​@@InkubozuNikkilet's be real, they couldn't win once you took Sunny's varmint rifle.

    • @socomply5963
      @socomply5963 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@Gr3nadgr3gory as soon as I woke up in Doc's house the legion countdown timer began😂

  • @EtherealEmperor
    @EtherealEmperor 8 месяцев назад +16

    imagine doing all of this and joining yes man in the end, not out of any preconceived plot mind you, but caesar trying to kill you for incompetence, than you shift the entire battle in Vegas favor just to escape the consequences of your actions and caesar lives regretting ever having met you

  • @97Crazysteve
    @97Crazysteve Год назад +162

    Caesar: "If I learn you committed any more crimes against the Legion, I'll have you butchered before my eyes."
    Also Caesar: "Congratulations! You're now my personal Physician. I trust you to give me brain surgery."

    • @LuzikArbuzik77
      @LuzikArbuzik77 10 месяцев назад

      That's what you get for forming a nation of ignorants denied an advanced medical knowledge. There isn't many options tp choose from in the wasteland when it comes to surgeons.

    •  9 месяцев назад +1

      Do you have to destroy BoS before that or is there another way?

    • @tomjefferson8829
      @tomjefferson8829 8 месяцев назад

      To be fair, he needs brain surgery.

    • @elenahaya1195
      @elenahaya1195 3 месяца назад

      Yep,pretty sure that you mist destroy the Brotherhood.
      Aparently, there's a cut "forgive the Brotherhood" ending,but they didn't have time to put it

  • @ClaytonBrownMusicOfficial
    @ClaytonBrownMusicOfficial Год назад +95

    We do a little trolling

  • @A1phaWolf150
    @A1phaWolf150 Год назад +47

    One thing I wish you could do on α high Intelligence character is systematically pick apart the inaccuracies of the Legion with actual Rome when first meeting Caesar, goading him to attack you.

    • @Fernybun
      @Fernybun 9 месяцев назад

      Courier: "Y-you misunderstand actual Rome, t-they had tooooochhnelogy!"
      Caesar: "No shit imbecile, I don't want a copy of it, I picked the likeness to Rome because of how foreign and alien it was to the tribals of the east, something so new and bizarre that once imposed into them will erase their tribal identity and become a single one"

  • @chaseb5376
    @chaseb5376 Год назад +29

    I appreciate that Caesar is just Tony Soprano

    • @landlockedcroat1554
      @landlockedcroat1554 6 месяцев назад +3

      he was gay? the courier?

    • @realkekz
      @realkekz 6 месяцев назад

      HAHAHA thought I was the only one

    • @chaseb5376
      @chaseb5376 6 месяцев назад

      @@landlockedcroat1554 “AIDS?!”

    • @epicgamer-ur1wg
      @epicgamer-ur1wg 5 месяцев назад

      Lmao i was just thinking that

    • @epicgamer-ur1wg
      @epicgamer-ur1wg 5 месяцев назад

      7:30 same verbal-mannerism-thingy

  • @eagle_and_the_dragon
    @eagle_and_the_dragon 6 месяцев назад +35

    Interesting the Caesar thinks Kimball dying will weaken their moral, whereas the older House believes he'll be martyred, and that the NCR will be emboldened to return.

    • @pleasekillyoursef
      @pleasekillyoursef 6 месяцев назад +2

      Maybe the two of them are out of touch, im pretty sure everyone hates Kimball

    • @someguy2309
      @someguy2309 5 месяцев назад +9

      ⁠@@pleasekillyoursefI don’t think Kimball is hated by everybody in the NCR. The game states that he is a war hero and some of the soldiers in the NCR sound excited about meeting the president at his Hoover Dam speech.

    • @joby5838
      @joby5838 5 месяцев назад

      Well, House also needs Kimball to live so NCR is pissed off at Kimball instead of House, so House' tourist business isn't ruined. Meanwhile Caesar doesn't need that, and just wants him dead because it would weaken already shitty NCR morale.

    • @softreyna
      @softreyna Месяц назад

      And they might both be right. House wants Kimball alive because he wants NCR tourism money even after the dust settles, and he predicts that Kimball dying will cause more of the negative sentiment from the upcoming loss at Hoover Dam to fall on Vegas, eating into his profits. Caesar, on the other hand, eventually wants to destroy the NCR outright, and isn't interested in maintaining peaceful relations with them beyond letting the war cool for awhile once he takes Vegas. If anything, he wants the NCR citizens to hate or fear him even more, and making a martyr of Kimball will do just that.

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 21 день назад +1

      Somehow I believe them both, but Ceaser slightly more

  • @CommanderGouda
    @CommanderGouda 5 месяцев назад +5

    *caesar pulls the courier aside in private and confides in him about a potential disease he may have asking what it could be*
    *the courier not giving a shit, literally makes one up*

  • @trevonstewart3636
    @trevonstewart3636 Год назад +47

    “Does your head hurt”😭😭😭

  • @Aldipxp
    @Aldipxp Год назад +227

    Caesar is really smart, if you wont work for him he knows your only a liability and there's no point in keeping you alive unlike every other video game antagonist that just leaves you alive for plot reasons.

    • @cornesalvo9366
      @cornesalvo9366 Год назад +4

      What do you mean. Most antagonists send their goons or minions at you to kill you as well.

    • @Aldipxp
      @Aldipxp Год назад +26

      @@cornesalvo9366 I meant when you are captured, or put in a place you realistically wouldn't survive and they don't just kill you immediately after you decline their offer, or keep you imprisoned instead up just killing you.

    • @cornesalvo9366
      @cornesalvo9366 Год назад +7

      ​@@AldipxpI think it speaks more of his bloodthirst than it does his intelligence. He would probably order the death of one of the praetorians in the room of they so much as belched in his general direction or something. If you were looking for "unique antagonists" then you'll find many, many other bloodthirsty villains out there that see their own units as disposable, Caesar ain't who you're looking for.

    • @MiguelHernandez-lo5lg
      @MiguelHernandez-lo5lg Год назад +33

      "Caesar is really smart"
      I'm not saying he is dumb, but the sheer number of times you completely ruin the Legion's strategy for dealing with the NCR and House is ridiculous considering he forgives you every single time.

    • @macks2337
      @macks2337 Год назад +20

      @@MiguelHernandez-lo5lg According to the perk you get where you eat all faction leaders, Caesar is smarter than Mr. House.

  • @fredrikkirderf2907
    @fredrikkirderf2907 9 месяцев назад +10

    Caesar's own fault for trusting a postman that looks like that

  • @lostinadifferentworld2752
    @lostinadifferentworld2752 Год назад +33

    "I will order my men to hack you to pieces with their machetes"
    (ACCEPTED) 😃

  • @sonicmastersword8080
    @sonicmastersword8080 Год назад +18

    Now this is how to do a game with consequences. Characters actually remember what you do and warnings have actual gravity.

  • @xcloudx01alt
    @xcloudx01alt 5 месяцев назад +8

    Mailman with brain damage forbids boss from going to bed, gets killed for it

  • @FalloutNVCaesar
    @FalloutNVCaesar Год назад +48

    Yep, I regret recruiting the Courier now, all he does is give me a headache.

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver Год назад +12

      In most playthroughs, its a lead-induced headache.

    • @ratronald
      @ratronald 7 месяцев назад +1

      was this joke so funny that it was worth creating a new youtube account?

    • @FalloutNVCaesar
      @FalloutNVCaesar 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@ratronald My RUclips account isn't new, Mate. Also, no I didn't create this account just to comment something on a video which is not supposed to be a joke.

  • @Grimm141
    @Grimm141 3 месяца назад +3

    "A moderately severe case of Skullatosis" 💀

  • @Matthew-is7zs
    @Matthew-is7zs Год назад +53

    Trolling Ceaser is hilarious 😂

  • @argentius6479
    @argentius6479 Год назад +41

    Is it just me or does the courier slowly get taller over the course of the video?

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver Год назад

      Its all the radiation slowly increasing his height. and maaaaaybe some of the human brains he ate, who knows.

  • @SpringdayAutumnmoon
    @SpringdayAutumnmoon Год назад +27

    caesar sounds like an inbetween of buzz lightyear and donald trump

    • @spacemankaos
      @spacemankaos 8 месяцев назад +8

      Now that’s all ima think about, great

  • @darkninjacorporation
    @darkninjacorporation 8 месяцев назад +18

    I’m done working for you
    “If you disobey me again I’ll have you hacked to pieces.”
    **later**
    3:46
    “… have you brought news of the Boomers?”
    I’m done working for y-
    **instant brain aneurysm**

  • @kingofthegrill
    @kingofthegrill 6 месяцев назад +9

    "What's Hegelian Dialectics?"
    "How do I explain it... it's the kind of thing you'd know about if you could name fifteen books."

    • @softreyna
      @softreyna Месяц назад +1

      "It's the kind of thing you would know about if you were the kind of person who says they've read books that they haven't, and gets away with it because everyone else claiming to have read them is also lying."

  • @erj9081
    @erj9081 5 месяцев назад +3

    - Why didn't you kill Kimball?
    - I want to pay taxes
    - Understandable

  • @heccyb521
    @heccyb521 Год назад +25

    Caesar is voiced by John Doman, Bill Rawls from the Wire. McNulty wouldn’t have lasted long in his Legion as he did in Baltimore PD

  • @macrons593
    @macrons593 8 месяцев назад +2

    Chaotic neutral courier, he's gonna kill him with the surgery later

  • @dillonlange5635
    @dillonlange5635 Год назад +11

    if i didnt know any better id surmise that he was gonna have the Praetorians hack me to death for his own amusement.

  • @Awuga
    @Awuga Год назад +78

    that's an amazing cut at 3:55, genius editing. I am curious though, on the bit where he tells you to confess other crimes, I wonder if there's more you could do, like doing How Little We Know and breaking up the legion's deal with the omertas

    • @damonedrington3453
      @damonedrington3453 Год назад +10

      That’s the only dialogue option because if you do those caesar just mentions it when you meet him or see him next

  • @BotYoutubevertification
    @BotYoutubevertification 5 месяцев назад +2

    Courier: I'm done working for yo-
    Caesar: OH GOD DAMN IT SCREW THIS I'M GOING TO BED

  • @anthonydawson9556
    @anthonydawson9556 10 месяцев назад +2

    He may be old and dying but he's always ready to throw hands

  • @joemorley2187
    @joemorley2187 Год назад +14

    I’ve never worked besides the legion. Might do a new run with the legion.

  • @joemorley2187
    @joemorley2187 Год назад +60

    3:57 lmfao

  • @roddydykes7053
    @roddydykes7053 21 день назад

    “Does your head hurt?” Goddamn that’s a funny failed skill check line

  • @pathfinder011
    @pathfinder011 5 месяцев назад +2

    Seeing him so annoyed worth the 5 caps the NCR gave me to destroy all the Legion.

  • @69camiloo
    @69camiloo Год назад +28

    1:45 i never listened this line before

  • @sahilhossian8212
    @sahilhossian8212 10 месяцев назад +1

    Lore of The courier doing everything possible to annoy Caesar whilst serving under the legion momentum 100

  • @joshuaandrewson3091
    @joshuaandrewson3091 3 месяца назад +1

    Out of all the factions in NV, I feel like the Legion is the funniest among all, mostly because of all the trolling you can do against them lol.

  • @jinx1987
    @jinx1987 Год назад +2

    I would love if we annoyed Caesar enough his tumor would burn out from his pure contained rage.

  • @RevolverOcelot_
    @RevolverOcelot_ Год назад +6

    “Does your head hurt ?”

  • @everestlol4309
    @everestlol4309 9 месяцев назад +2

    1:57 i love how like thr quest failed thing freezes on THE . quest failed: THE………..

  • @adrianaslund8605
    @adrianaslund8605 Год назад +13

    Is he blanking out about promising to kill you the next time you piss him off? He just drops the memory.

    • @keithdavid5206
      @keithdavid5206 Год назад +4

      1:43

    • @KVIA01
      @KVIA01 4 месяца назад

      Lucius, who is that young go getter?
      Thats Courier 6 sir, one of your joystick moisteners from Sector 7G.
      Courier, eh? New man?
      Actually sir, he thwarted your campaign for Nelson, you ran over his cyberdog, he saved Helios One from meltdown and his companion painted you in the nude.
      Doesnt ring a bell.

  • @zmangkrd5312
    @zmangkrd5312 11 месяцев назад +2

    "do better with your next assignme-.. URhHH?" rofl

  • @esothetics
    @esothetics Год назад +12

    poor seasa needs to catch a few z's

  • @ccupedcaffeine
    @ccupedcaffeine Год назад +4

    You'd probably kill him faster by making his headaches worse

  • @n0denz
    @n0denz Год назад +9

    I respect anyone who can speak Classical Latin.

  • @wyatt8000
    @wyatt8000 Год назад +8

    How does fantastic have a higher intelligence stat than caesar?

    • @themagalanium9491
      @themagalanium9491 9 месяцев назад +7

      because he's not smart, however he does have a relatively high charisma which goes a long way in leading an army built around a cult of personality

  • @thecoolestdaniel4554
    @thecoolestdaniel4554 5 месяцев назад

    It's the same as thinking your cat will listen to you

  • @martinlopez2816
    @martinlopez2816 11 месяцев назад +4

    Why does Caesar sounds like young John Goodman? 🤔

  • @gustavomartyns
    @gustavomartyns Год назад +1

    never seen Caesar so funny, thanks

  • @88SLLS
    @88SLLS 7 дней назад

    The only thing better than making Cesar upset is eating the platinum chip in front of House with the lead belly perk.

  • @NexuuusCoooore
    @NexuuusCoooore 2 месяца назад

    “Quest failed”
    “*DON’T*”

  • @chaoticjester458
    @chaoticjester458 2 месяца назад

    aw sweet now i know what to do when i have to go legion for the achivments

  • @BlaackCat23
    @BlaackCat23 5 месяцев назад

    He has hair the further courier annoys him he becomes bald 😂😂

  • @hyperion3145
    @hyperion3145 5 месяцев назад

    "Something's wrong with me"- The Roman LARPer says to Great Value Joker

  • @DarknessOfRedbone
    @DarknessOfRedbone Год назад +6

    Off topic, but the guy who plays Joshua Graham is the same guy who plays The Didact in Halo 4

    • @generaltobias3777
      @generaltobias3777 Год назад +2

      Guy who voices mankar camoran in elder scrolls oblivion also voices Truth in I think halo 2.

    • @ElStink4K
      @ElStink4K Год назад +1

      The guy who voices benny voices the chandler in the hit comedy "friends"

    • @ChadVulpes
      @ChadVulpes Год назад

      Keith Szarabajka is a very talented actor, and he's had A LOT of roles. Including L.A. Noire's Herschel(narrator and last partner), Skyrim's Dark Elves, and Mass Effect 2's Harbinger(the big bad). To me, he's "the" voice of old guys that come across as experienced or sinister.

  • @quantum1076
    @quantum1076 Год назад +5

    Seizure legion time

  • @_barbare
    @_barbare Год назад +5

    What he says if you respond "What were you daydreaming about"?

  • @josephbardouche3687
    @josephbardouche3687 6 месяцев назад

    I just noticed how short Caesar is

  • @PerfectAlibi1
    @PerfectAlibi1 10 месяцев назад +7

    I only wish they made playing a female Legion Courier more interesting.
    Like she could perhaps increase the living conditions a bit for all women.

    • @flashpone7910
      @flashpone7910 7 месяцев назад +13

      Maybe you gotta realize Legion isn’t capable of changing for the better

  • @denizgunduz3054
    @denizgunduz3054 Год назад +9

    Lmao this is hilarious

  • @rappingtoad6168
    @rappingtoad6168 11 месяцев назад +1

    The Legion questline if the courier was a redditor

    • @theconmantube3449
      @theconmantube3449 7 месяцев назад +3

      I’d say Caesar is more of a Redditor when he cites a philosophy he’s incorrect in

  • @caesarzeppeli9203
    @caesarzeppeli9203 5 месяцев назад

    When he said now get to it, vale. I thought he said now get to it, wallahi 😭😭😭

  • @drrobocar6459
    @drrobocar6459 Год назад

    If I was Caesar, I would have headaches to.

  • @mysteriousdx1696
    @mysteriousdx1696 Год назад +3

    I laughed so hard at 4:00.😂😂😂

  • @charliemcmillan4561
    @charliemcmillan4561 Месяц назад

    I warned you not to bother me!!

  • @Veldazandtea
    @Veldazandtea 10 месяцев назад +3

    Someone that can be upfront and honest. Yet is so afraid of losing control that he already has.
    Most people are control freaks giving into desperation. Unlike most people though he's more honest. People will side with the devil they know if they are honest.

  • @alexbattaglia8297
    @alexbattaglia8297 5 месяцев назад

    he really is such a child

  • @083Y
    @083Y Год назад +3

    Comedy gold

  • @Riael
    @Riael 5 месяцев назад +1

    Yo but like
    "I have committed no other crimes"
    What if you do commit other crimes? How does he react?

  • @chrisrobinson679
    @chrisrobinson679 7 месяцев назад +1

    He was right there. How did you fck it up? I know right... there was probably six ways to do it too but whatever

  • @mysteriousdx1696
    @mysteriousdx1696 Год назад +1

    Very funny I laughed the whole video. Mc probavly has 1 int. Very funy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jojojojojojojojojojojojo4181
    @jojojojojojojojojojojojo4181 Год назад +1

    Boone liked that

  • @kingkhan2894
    @kingkhan2894 6 месяцев назад

    these are for you courier

  • @roasted9095
    @roasted9095 5 месяцев назад

    3:52 this is peak comedy