Casino Royale Pitch Meeting: Introducing The Blonde Bond

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @giovannigiovanni.7220
    @giovannigiovanni.7220 5 лет назад +4994

    PMCU - Pitch Meeting Cinematic Universe

    • @aestheticyt8916
      @aestheticyt8916 5 лет назад +10

      This will be in theaters

    • @ADR69
      @ADR69 5 лет назад +7

      Wow

    • @rickG913
      @rickG913 5 лет назад +34

      That sounds like it’ll be pretty easy, barely an inconvenience 😀

    • @JC-ev2ns
      @JC-ev2ns 5 лет назад +4

      Very smart

    • @calebwilson7084
      @calebwilson7084 5 лет назад +2

      I love it

  • @joelkosinski330
    @joelkosinski330 4 года назад +2198

    Ryan George mocking Daniel Craig for having two first names is advanced comedy

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 года назад +51

      Or just self mockery

    • @chauncieextreme8514
      @chauncieextreme8514 3 года назад +124

      meta comedy is tight

    • @rosolenn
      @rosolenn 3 года назад +11

      Brilliant observation. I'm old but why didn't I see that?

    • @wkatc007
      @wkatc007 3 года назад +9

      As someone with two to four first names I felt that

    • @jdrancho1864
      @jdrancho1864 3 года назад +11

      He's the guy who co-starred with the guy with two last names - Harrison Ford.

  • @taylordacquelclayton
    @taylordacquelclayton 4 года назад +7075

    I was kind of hopping the London department would be Ryan doing his best British accent.

    • @MikePhoenix007
      @MikePhoenix007 4 года назад +339

      Not doing that was a big mistake.

    • @dusathemaid
      @dusathemaid 4 года назад +55

      Couldn't be worse than trying a scottish accent

    • @essentialrenee
      @essentialrenee 4 года назад +81

      i feel like british ryan has a canadian accent.

    • @sethfinberg348
      @sethfinberg348 4 года назад +80

      British Accents are tight

    • @likeabigboiii6324
      @likeabigboiii6324 4 года назад +39

      Nah, that'd be too blond

  • @anyghost
    @anyghost 5 лет назад +3243

    Who else thought when they went to London it was going to be Ryan George doing a British accent?

    • @MrPuretrollin
      @MrPuretrollin 5 лет назад +128

      That would've been perfect!

    • @HerHollyness
      @HerHollyness 5 лет назад +253

      That would have been better. The English guy, while he’s got all the catchphrases, hasn’t quite got the cadence and timing right. I’m sure there’s an element of practice so he’ll get better with time, but a large part of it is the charisma that Ryan has in spades.

    • @guisspino
      @guisspino 5 лет назад +91

      I’m super upset it wasnt

    • @awww2222
      @awww2222 5 лет назад +54

      Yea, i wish for the next one he would do british version himself

    • @godot8694
      @godot8694 5 лет назад +3

      Μe

  • @tevinarchuleta8725
    @tevinarchuleta8725 5 лет назад +2645

    “I think he looks like a comfortable turtleneck came to life” lmfao

    • @LlerasLegion
      @LlerasLegion 5 лет назад +40

      Had me dying! Im literally dead. Like this is thr ghost of me writing this comment. You'd figure that would be a problem but it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 5 лет назад +24

      Not really. Even when he was still quite scrawny in Remington Steele he still managed to do action scenes well, threw a good punch, did a trapeze act. Bond is suave and sophisticated, not a special forces goon. The job is spy not strike team.

    • @MsNonblonde
      @MsNonblonde 5 лет назад +65

      "He DOES look like he gives good hugs."
      Doesn't he though.

    • @Ogrematic
      @Ogrematic 4 года назад +2

      Best part. So funny.

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 4 года назад +14

      @@MsNonblonde YES!!! When he said that, my honest thought was, "YES, he DOES look like he gives good hugs!" 🤗

  • @DodaGarcia
    @DodaGarcia 3 года назад +183

    "I said... TOO BLOND"
    It can't be understated how amazing the writing is in these

    • @Nice-sm5hr
      @Nice-sm5hr Год назад +6

      I cried laughing at that

  • @nathanieljm2163
    @nathanieljm2163 5 лет назад +3198

    I was writing an essay for my college HR class, and I snuck in “super easy, barely an inconvenience” and i’m so proud

    • @UtpoiyaMon_TituMousom
      @UtpoiyaMon_TituMousom 5 лет назад +283

      snucking in favorite youtuber's lines is tight...

    • @HUNKragor
      @HUNKragor 5 лет назад +119

      @@UtpoiyaMon_TituMousom now get off his back about it

    • @TheBrickGuy7939
      @TheBrickGuy7939 5 лет назад +50

      Oooohhhh and I bet it was so difficult for the teacher to like that catch phrase!!

    • @UtpoiyaMon_TituMousom
      @UtpoiyaMon_TituMousom 5 лет назад +65

      @@TheBrickGuy7939well no infact it was super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @TheBrickGuy7939
      @TheBrickGuy7939 5 лет назад +56

      Ooohhh things being super easy, barely inconveniences is *TIGHT.*

  • @espoppelaars
    @espoppelaars 5 лет назад +5870

    Wow, the British division taught me that almost everything in the show's humor is heavily reliant on Ryan's great delivery.

    • @uspockdad6429
      @uspockdad6429 5 лет назад +537

      Eefje Poppelaars glad I’m not the only one who thought this. The British division may have been much funnier if Ryan didn’t already have this method perfected. But it was a good change of pace. I wouldn’t mind seeing them attempt this again, as long as it is just an occasional thing.

    • @ActrixTheTank
      @ActrixTheTank 5 лет назад +294

      It's not just this show. Delivery is one of the main components in what makes comedy funny. It's like when you butcher the punchline of a joke. The delivery falls flat and so does the humor.

    • @Boobalopbop
      @Boobalopbop 5 лет назад +169

      Yep... That was just awkward.

    • @nyxzorander
      @nyxzorander 5 лет назад +90

      Eefje Poppelaars it worked just fine I thought. The Brit’s are tight.

    • @TheRealPsychoetry
      @TheRealPsychoetry 5 лет назад +52

      @@nyxzorander yeah but you're wrong.

  • @SparkySINN
    @SparkySINN 5 лет назад +3915

    when others try to Pitch Meeting you realize how important Ryan is to this.

    • @jamiebraswell5520
      @jamiebraswell5520 5 лет назад +350

      Gotta agree. The London sequence just didn't work.

    • @redlightmax
      @redlightmax 5 лет назад +318

      SPARKY SINN 👍 Ryan's ability to smile while saying ridiculous things is tight.

    • @davidcottrell1308
      @davidcottrell1308 5 лет назад +34

      @@redlightmax this guy is brilliant!

    • @XHackManiacX
      @XHackManiacX 5 лет назад +109

      True in this instance, but Matpat's portrayal was tight!

    • @davidcottrell1308
      @davidcottrell1308 5 лет назад +4

      @@XHackManiacX Super Easy!

  • @ToyInsanity
    @ToyInsanity 5 лет назад +3421

    Super elementary, barely a pain in the arse.

  • @THEAdmiralXizor
    @THEAdmiralXizor 5 лет назад +5507

    Finally someone admits that the reason Idris Elba isn't James Bond is because of his blond hair.

    • @Skirne
      @Skirne 5 лет назад +223

      It's the only reason.

    • @Dig.it.thadope1
      @Dig.it.thadope1 5 лет назад +278

      Because he is too. Blonde.

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 5 лет назад +131

      Admiral Xizor Haircolorism is a terrible thing.

    • @fullmetalprism5249
      @fullmetalprism5249 5 лет назад +12

      Admiral Xizor 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @garethoneill5676
      @garethoneill5676 5 лет назад +44

      If only he could blackhair himself up

  • @gbrooks2k9
    @gbrooks2k9 5 лет назад +504

    Idris Elba?
    I said TOO. BLONDE.

    • @johnbones3455
      @johnbones3455 4 года назад +8

      Oh, too blonde things are tight!

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 4 года назад +15

      I didn't know who that was, so I Googled it. Looks blonde to me :P

    • @banelemkhabela3229
      @banelemkhabela3229 4 года назад +7

      @@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 ya ya ya looking to blond is tight

    • @alec0062
      @alec0062 3 года назад

      according to the BBC today, he is not black enough.

  • @iamskippy
    @iamskippy 5 лет назад +1085

    01:25 *_THIS ISN’T _**_#CinemaSINS_**_ ..._*
    *How are we supposed to know* *_WHICH LONDON_* *you’re referring to* *_WITHOUT TELLING US THE COUNTRY?!?!_*

    • @darrenmacqueen9884
      @darrenmacqueen9884 5 лет назад +84

      It's London, Ontario, Canada obviously.

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 5 лет назад +60

      /Not to be confused with London, Kentucky./

    • @JC-ev2ns
      @JC-ev2ns 5 лет назад +70

      Referencing other RUclips channels that comment on movies is TIGHT

    • @mattparsons946
      @mattparsons946 5 лет назад +23

      Hey, that’s a thing I’ve heard of on the Internet.

    • @Walter-fc3uq
      @Walter-fc3uq 5 лет назад +22

      I need longitude, latitude and solar coordinates along with local and Zulu time zones

  • @RafeCCC
    @RafeCCC 5 лет назад +733

    The way u guy/s switched to the British division was tight.

    • @edu-kt
      @edu-kt 5 лет назад +2

      Which one?.

    • @hanburgundy4317
      @hanburgundy4317 5 лет назад +7

      The British guy(s) reminded me of Naboo from The Mighty Boosh.

    • @sirashley2355
      @sirashley2355 5 лет назад +6

      ahh it was "very sophisticated"

    • @Claego
      @Claego 5 лет назад +4

      Yes, switching to the British division is Tight.

    • @ToyInsanity
      @ToyInsanity 5 лет назад +2

      Quite lemon squeezy, scarcely a broken fence.

  • @JosephSchneider26
    @JosephSchneider26 5 лет назад +289

    "She killed herself for the sake of the franchise"
    Best words for your tombstone.

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
    @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 5 лет назад +993

    You should do this on April fools day:
    “So you have a movie for me?”
    “No sir I don’t”
    “Oh you don’t?”
    “Yeah I forgot to write one”
    “Ah, forgetting things is tight!”
    “Yeah and it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience”
    “Eh, this does seem pretty inconvenient to me”
    “Whoops”
    “Whoopsie, so there’s no pitch meeting today?”
    “I don’t know”
    “Fair enough”
    Then 3-5 minutes of end card

    • @sirgeen
      @sirgeen 5 лет назад +58

      This is great, you are hired.

    • @GearWukong
      @GearWukong 5 лет назад +50

      Dude spoilers

    • @giovannigiovanni.7220
      @giovannigiovanni.7220 5 лет назад +9

      What would the name of the video video be called?

    • @IAmAdamTaylor
      @IAmAdamTaylor 5 лет назад +28

      Giovanni Giovanni. Mystery Pitch Meeting: You won’t believe what happens!

    • @isabellamiller9200
      @isabellamiller9200 5 лет назад +37

      Name it after a famous movie that got hyped then canceled in pre production 😂

  • @BiggDeli
    @BiggDeli 5 лет назад +693

    "What if I were to suggest Daniel Craig for a second time? Yeah, what if I just literally suggested him again?"
    LOLOL.

  • @Chris-gu5lt
    @Chris-gu5lt 4 года назад +2838

    Ryan George: “What’s with him having two first names?”
    Also Ryan George: “Yeah pick a first name you wierdo”

  • @brianbuz770
    @brianbuz770 5 лет назад +686

    That turtleneck joke had me weak lmao

  • @TheOrigamiGuru
    @TheOrigamiGuru 5 лет назад +903

    "But he died!!!" "Yeah but just a little!!" Hilarious!! :D

    • @aquasquid2roberts564
      @aquasquid2roberts564 5 лет назад +12

      Were you killed?
      Sadly yes ... but I lived.

    • @HunterPhenomMakoy
      @HunterPhenomMakoy 5 лет назад

      That’s actually pretty realistic

    • @aprill5082
      @aprill5082 5 лет назад +13

      "There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive."

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 5 лет назад +1

      Recovers instantly from poison, months in hospital for crushed balls. He's all man!

    • @philb.1120
      @philb.1120 4 года назад

      This explains practically EVERY movie lol

  • @ernestolombardo5811
    @ernestolombardo5811 4 года назад +266

    Quantum Of Solace: "Bond goes rogue!" - "Well okay then!"
    Skyfall: "Bond goes rogue!" - "Well okay then!"
    Spectre: "Bond goes rogue!" - "Well okay then!"

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 4 года назад +35

      Rogue One: "Jyn Erso goes Bond!" - "Er... what??"

    • @dilaudid1
      @dilaudid1 4 года назад +25

      How does this Bond guy even keep his job?

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 года назад +20

      @@dilaudid1 I guess spy turnover is more costly than dealing with Bond’s bs

    • @3hutp
      @3hutp 3 года назад +13

      He goes rogue in about every 2nd movie... spies going rogue is the No.1. spy movies cliché

    • @Jimmyknapp2
      @Jimmyknapp2 3 года назад +15

      The James Bond equivalent of "Turn in your badge and your gun. You're off the case."
      "No problem, barely an inconvenience," says the cop before sneaking back into the crime scene.

  • @FrederickLopez
    @FrederickLopez 5 лет назад +441

    I love this Casino Royale Pitch Meeting. Great addition with the London division and the joke about television shows. Keep pitching!

    • @blindbrad4719
      @blindbrad4719 2 года назад

      It was rather effortless, hardly an annoyance…, so find someone with a British accent and Little to no comedic timing or sarcasm whatsoever? Exactly sir.

  • @rickjohnson9558
    @rickjohnson9558 5 лет назад +638

    "...A love scene while he's in the hospital for having his balls crushed?" Thanks for the line of the millenium.

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 5 лет назад +9

      *tight

    • @tobyhart8515
      @tobyhart8515 4 года назад +3

      I'm hoping that in the next 980 years at least one other line will come along to rival it, yeah?

  • @DonovanSpaghetti
    @DonovanSpaghetti 4 года назад +206

    Ryan is literally a genius with all of his jokes, every single video just has layers and layers of little quips and well paid off long jokes.

    • @doctorfritznoel
      @doctorfritznoel 4 года назад

      Totally agree

    • @hayleycomet8029
      @hayleycomet8029 3 года назад

      Yeah he's fantastic

    • @GG-bw3uz
      @GG-bw3uz 2 года назад +2

      Literally gotta watch them twice to truly take in the flavors of all his jokes. Same with Pete Holmes

  • @scarletnight4554
    @scarletnight4554 5 лет назад +1599

    The 2 people from the British division look oddly similar to each other, are they twins?

    • @leomoe433
      @leomoe433 5 лет назад +107

      One has glasses and bad clothes, they are totally different

    • @pudgebl67
      @pudgebl67 5 лет назад +20

      @@leomoe433 Exactly, they are tots different people

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 5 лет назад +2

      Who is his name?

    • @mikeyh0
      @mikeyh0 5 лет назад +31

      ALL Brits look the same? Is that what you're saying? Racist!

    • @THX..1138
      @THX..1138 5 лет назад +10

      No, one of them had plastic surgery so to look like the other one.

  • @VM-bx8jn
    @VM-bx8jn 5 лет назад +1507

    "Idris Elba?"
    *"Too blonde"*

    • @nbvw3
      @nbvw3 5 лет назад +79

      I said ... TOO... BLONDE....

    • @findgeekspots
      @findgeekspots 5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sulufest
      @sulufest 5 лет назад +2

      VM6
      Lolz, it took me a second to read between the lines on what the actual joke was 😝

    • @falaflani4831
      @falaflani4831 5 лет назад +1

      @Ahmed Laiq i mean he is a film producer exec

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 5 лет назад +3

      @@sulufest like right before that they were talking about sarcasm and "i mean every word i say" (sarcastically)

  • @honuman39
    @honuman39 5 лет назад +288

    "I think he looks like a comfortable turtle neck come to life" might be the best description of Brosnan I've heard

    • @YvonTripper
      @YvonTripper 3 года назад +1

      There's no such thing as a comfortable turtleneck. They are garments designed to slowly strangle

    • @luke8801
      @luke8801 3 года назад +8

      @@YvonTripper you clearly haven’t been wearing them right, they’re like warm neck braces mixed with jumpers that actually have style

    • @cecilgoodman2343
      @cecilgoodman2343 3 года назад +6

      @@luke8801 turtlenecks are tight!

    • @pvarawat
      @pvarawat 3 года назад +1

      @@cecilgoodman2343 loose weight. It helps.

  • @akufromthefuture7159
    @akufromthefuture7159 5 лет назад +187

    I was expecting culture shock when they switched to the english british..
    But it wasnt bad.
    I accepted it quite fast.
    Was super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @SplotchTheCatThing
    @SplotchTheCatThing 5 лет назад +683

    I imagined Maggie Smith as James Bond for a second.
    I died a little.

    • @dusathemaid
      @dusathemaid 4 года назад +6

      Guess we'll have to resort to Watch_Dogs Legion

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 4 года назад +37

      Her arguing with Judy Dench the exact same as regular Bond would be hilarious.

    • @FalconOfStorms
      @FalconOfStorms 4 года назад +6

      2021's black gay trans Bond: "whoopsie"

    • @WilliamButtlicker
      @WilliamButtlicker 4 года назад +6

      "I've always wanted to use that car."

    • @kyleanderson1435
      @kyleanderson1435 3 года назад +3

      @@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet I just died a little from happiness

  • @tomerisraeli2206
    @tomerisraeli2206 5 лет назад +776

    I know I already wrote that Ryan should do Pretty Woman, but now I'm suggesting it... A second time

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 4 года назад +39

      Suggesting things a second time is tight!

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 4 года назад +18

      Maybe Julia Roberts is the only Hollywood icon Ryan George is truly afraid of. Once SHE gets on his back she ain't never getting off.

    • @FalconOfStorms
      @FalconOfStorms 4 года назад

      @@davidanderson_surrey_bc giggity.

    • @Narcan885
      @Narcan885 3 года назад +4

      Yeah the plot of that movie is so nonsensical it's laughable. An ultra rich businessman hires a random prostitute, doesn't even make love with her, gives her moneys, falls in love with her and marries her. The end.

    • @thebowtie5605
      @thebowtie5605 3 года назад

      A second time?

  • @canadafresh9737
    @canadafresh9737 5 лет назад +380

    “How about Idris Elba?”
    “TOO BLONDE”
    “I don’t think you know who Idris Elba is”
    “TOO. BLONDE”

    • @silentgrind34
      @silentgrind34 3 года назад +7

      "Blonde"

    • @alec0062
      @alec0062 3 года назад +11

      according to the BBC today, he is not black enough.

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 3 года назад

      @@alec0062 Nobody cares.

    • @alec0062
      @alec0062 3 года назад +10

      @@amityislandchum you do. hence why you comment.

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 3 года назад +2

      @@alec0062 Because I'm sick of seeing you post that same comment in every thread.

  • @liteoner
    @liteoner 5 лет назад +283

    3:25 "What's up with him having two first names?" - a clever reference to Ryan George being two first names

    • @KindredBrujah
      @KindredBrujah 5 лет назад +12

      Yes. I was rather pleased he didn't actually explain it.

    • @ProfessorPesca
      @ProfessorPesca 5 лет назад +19

      Big thanks for explaining that. Explaining jokes in the comments to show how clever you are is TIGHT.

    • @606danco
      @606danco 5 лет назад +7

      Professor Pesca yeah yeah yeah

    • @captainthruster9484
      @captainthruster9484 3 года назад

      Moron

  • @tefweebz
    @tefweebz 3 года назад +250

    “Daniel Day-Lewis?”
    “Possibly too gritty.”
    That made me laugh.😂

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 5 лет назад +333

    I really can't wait to see the Bollywood writer/executive.

    • @adamroberts2228
      @adamroberts2228 5 лет назад +12

      Andrew Hershberger I feel that would get too many ppl triggered

    • @meloniejen8400
      @meloniejen8400 5 лет назад +3

      I need this guy to do pitch meetings for Indian movies lmao

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 5 лет назад +4

      He'd only have to do it once though. They use the same formula for every movie.
      1 hour revenge story
      1 hour love story
      1 hour comedy
      add plenty of musical numbers.

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 5 лет назад +1

      @@adamroberts2228 Why triggered? I mean because of what?

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 5 лет назад

      @Michael Freed Still dont get what you mean. Pls explain?

  • @ONikkie
    @ONikkie 5 лет назад +128

    I just love the way he says "I don't know!" lol

  • @HR-in1dm
    @HR-in1dm 4 года назад +20

    3:25 “what’s up with him having 2 first names” said Ryan George 😂

  • @sedatezeus2659
    @sedatezeus2659 5 лет назад +306

    Netflix pitch meeting I could really just see this being a good episode

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 5 лет назад +1

      Not long enough. They'd stretch it to an hour

    • @amanms1999
      @amanms1999 5 лет назад +1

      I hope they do this. Ryan already made a video about Netflix in his own channel

    • @michaelt7987
      @michaelt7987 5 лет назад +1

      He's got that on his own personal RUclips channel. Kinda hope they don't do a pitch meeting for it though cos it would pull potential audience from his video cos he's a smaller channel

    • @lucidbubblesgaming6559
      @lucidbubblesgaming6559 5 лет назад

      Yeah that would be nice.

  • @lalynch
    @lalynch 5 лет назад +589

    Daniel Craig: Two first names pick one.
    Ryan George: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
    Ironic.

    • @crimsonninja-_-2600
      @crimsonninja-_-2600 5 лет назад +16

      Liam Lynch I was looking for this comment so nobody could say I was copying 😔 beat me to it

    • @davidalexander3320
      @davidalexander3320 5 лет назад +19

      That's the joke

    • @unearnedopinion
      @unearnedopinion 5 лет назад +5

      I don’t get it.

    • @tigerbread78
      @tigerbread78 5 лет назад +11

      Can't believe it took me a minute to catch on...

    • @brobafett21
      @brobafett21 5 лет назад +6

      I came to the comments to make this exact point but I figured someone would’ve posted it first... and I was right.

  • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
    @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 4 года назад +79

    "Why does she drown herself?"
    "Because she can't be in the next movie"

  • @anyghost
    @anyghost 5 лет назад +77

    I love how Studio Exec Guy has a picture of himself at his desk. He's so self absorbed!

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 5 лет назад +21

      That might actually be a picture of the president of the company. I've noticed a lot of the employees at these studios tend to look similar, except some wear glasses and some don't.

    • @HagenvonEitzen
      @HagenvonEitzen 5 лет назад +1

      The British division has the Queen instead, so KnuckleHunkybuck may be right

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 5 лет назад +5

      How dare you! That's a picture of his wife.

    • @mathews2774
      @mathews2774 5 лет назад +1

      @@ScionStorm1 your comment deserves more recognition xD

  • @coopcox8969
    @coopcox8969 5 лет назад +231

    The pictures of the queen in the back of the London division 😂

    • @Simboiss
      @Simboiss 5 лет назад +1

      And the teapots...

  • @knightnitelite1378
    @knightnitelite1378 4 года назад +119

    This was by far the funniest one. “They’re going to have a love scene while he’s in the hospital for having his balls crushed....Ooook. “Lmao 😂

    • @emmankalayo1371
      @emmankalayo1371 3 года назад +2

      but its just crushed balls, the d was not harmed...so as long as it can "get up" no problem at all... lol

    • @FutureBusinessTech
      @FutureBusinessTech 2 года назад +1

      That's one of the things that didn't make sense in this movie. No adult male can heal from the amount of damage that was clearly shown in that torture scene.

    • @Rubiecat
      @Rubiecat 2 года назад +3

      @@FutureBusinessTech I mean a guy can live without balls... the thing that really doesn't make sense is that Bond managed to make a kid in the last film when he no longer has balls that's what's truly shocking

    • @FutureBusinessTech
      @FutureBusinessTech 2 года назад +3

      @@Rubiecat I guess I must have forgot...he was wearing a thick layer of plot armor over his valuable region at the time.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn Год назад +1

      The 100% oblivious "Yeah, it's gonna be super-romantic" really sold it.
      Even better: James Bond apparently managed to father a child after that. Which, given his age, wouldn't have been a given even without the torture ...

  • @Athanatos173
    @Athanatos173 5 лет назад +265

    How about a John Wick Pitch?
    Great Job btw :)

    • @thecouncilofnine4692
      @thecouncilofnine4692 5 лет назад +16

      So what's the story about?
      It's about a retired hitman that goes on vengeance after some Russian gangsters who steal his car and kill his dog three days after his wife dies.
      Oh my god! You're going to kill the dog? That's messed up man!
      Don't worry he will kill all these people in such cool ways, we won't even bother about them.
      Oh, killing who kill dogs is TIGHT! So how John get his revenge against the man who killed his dog?
      He's just casually shoot him the head.
      Wait, what?
      Yeah, we spent most the budget on this awesomely executed and incredibly shot night club fight scene at the second act, so yeah, he's just going to shoot the guy on the head and stab his old father on the belly.
      That sounds kinda poor ending.
      Well, we were going to end the movie with John going after his stolen car, but the budget couldn't afford it, so it ends with John getting a new dog for himself. But I thought we could keep the car chasing scene for a sequel, so we end right where we left.
      Well, if we make a good movie with awesome action and it performs well at the box office, count it in.
      Amazing!
      *JOHN WICK II STARTS FILMING NEXT MONTH.*

    • @GonzoTehGreat
      @GonzoTehGreat 5 лет назад +2

      @@thecouncilofnine4692 WELL OK THEN

    • @TonyaBrewton
      @TonyaBrewton 5 лет назад +1

      I said the same thing.
      That will be a good pitch meeting.

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 5 лет назад +85

    That London twist worked really well. It's like it was super easy, barely...uh...something.

  • @GothAlice
    @GothAlice 5 лет назад +212

    "Yeah, he's just immediately fine, and carries on."
    "But… he died."
    "Yeah, a little. No big deal."
    "If feels like a big deal."
    "Well it's not, so absolutely get off my back about it."
    "Well, OK then."
    … yes.

    • @GothAlice
      @GothAlice 5 лет назад +10

      Feel the need to add: as someone who *has* died, a little bit, that such an event is *not* something one recovers from rapidly. A defrib alone is a donkey kick to the ribs; felt like they were broken for a month, couldn't use my full depth of breath, etc. The adrenaline shot… required the application of restraints. Could not _imagine_ trying any form of action sequence after getting shocked back to stability. (Sure, it's only a couple of dozen joules… _at hundreds of thousands of volts_. By gum.)

    • @ernestolombardo5811
      @ernestolombardo5811 4 года назад +5

      "Not even a hint of a hangover from having died?"
      "Nothing whatsoever."
      "Well okay then!"

    • @therealnoodledog6660
      @therealnoodledog6660 3 года назад

      Well, ok then.

    • @awildelife
      @awildelife 3 года назад

      I’m openly giggling at this comment

  • @tombryan7725
    @tombryan7725 5 лет назад +75

    Having a British Division is tight.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 лет назад +199

    The Interview pitch meeting. Do it in honor of the summit

    • @massachusettssportscentral9444
      @massachusettssportscentral9444 5 лет назад +9

      "... and then he stuffs it up his ass"
      "Oh stuffing things up your ass is TIGHT!"

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 лет назад +1

      I have only seen that movie once, and I liked it, everyone said it was an awful movie or that it was banned almost everywhere.

    • @Rileyksufan
      @Rileyksufan 5 лет назад

      I hated that movie, but would find a pitch meeting for it to be waaaaay more entertaining!

  • @DUARTE99
    @DUARTE99 3 года назад +9

    I have binged on these Pitch Meeting episodes all week and I still can't get enough. Brilliant.

  • @codefool3022
    @codefool3022 5 лет назад +57

    "But he died!" "Yeah, only a little." "Well, okay then." - pure gold.

    • @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646
      @thegoodlistenerslistenwell2646 4 года назад

      Its a joke but legit. Ive literally died, but only a little. Like my heart stoped. But since it began beating after 60 secounds of me hitting the ground i recovered after 15 min

  • @adderz8619
    @adderz8619 5 лет назад +26

    I've watched every episode of Pitch Meetings over more than a year and I find this so brilliant. It never gets repetitive, the signature lines are perfect, Ryan is on point EVERY EPISODE. It's scripted to perfection and it's always fresh!! Best mini series on RUclips. Hands down. 👏👏👏

  • @srr486
    @srr486 5 лет назад +346

    “Pick a first name you *weirdo* .”

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 5 лет назад +8

      I'm surprised that I haven't heard that more in my life.
      I literally met a guy years ago whose first name is my last.

    • @donovanwick9278
      @donovanwick9278 4 года назад +1

      i went to school with a kid with two last names

    • @mjolnirsoul9214
      @mjolnirsoul9214 4 года назад +11

      the man who said that was Ryan George

    • @horseoperamarker
      @horseoperamarker 4 года назад

      @@joelellis7035 Ellis?

    • @horseoperamarker
      @horseoperamarker 4 года назад

      @@mjolnirsoul9214 lol

  • @pairisfabrication2476
    @pairisfabrication2476 5 лет назад +712

    “So he died and recovered then got hit in the balls and that was too much for him?”
    Women have no clue how relatable this is though

  • @a.cretr025
    @a.cretr025 5 лет назад +136

    Please have the Australian division in one episode! Mr Sunday Movies would be perfect for that.

  • @alwaysxnever
    @alwaysxnever 4 года назад +12

    I love how these catch phrases work with most any performer, but are perfected by George. The moments of seriousness are even funnier.

  • @Bamgeutcutiepie
    @Bamgeutcutiepie 5 лет назад +284

    Ok so I had my headphones on, went to the kitchen for water and to take a vitamin, and as soon as I was about to swallow, Ryan said: “but he died? - just a little bit, no big deal” ... and I spit out my pill and water and almost choked in my water xD. Seriously Ryan I love you. Haha

    • @generaldane
      @generaldane 5 лет назад +1

      Who's this Ryan you speak of?

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 лет назад +9

      I've learned to not have anything in my mouth when I watch these for that very reason.

    • @Bamgeutcutiepie
      @Bamgeutcutiepie 5 лет назад

      generaldane oh yeah idk.. that’s a mistake. Whoopsie

    • @GulfsideMinistries
      @GulfsideMinistries 5 лет назад +7

      Taking pills while watching comedy sketches is TIGHT.
      Sorry. Couldn't resist . . .

    • @tuffnerd1605
      @tuffnerd1605 5 лет назад

      He was only mostly dead. Also, I think we need a Princess Bride Pitch Meeting.

  • @JediMaestr0
    @JediMaestr0 5 лет назад +154

    Just so you know, I understood the “two first names” joke. Making fun of your own name is TIGHT.

  • @xenopath8069
    @xenopath8069 5 лет назад +178

    "Oh, eyeballs that cry blood for no reason are TIGHT!"
    "Oh, have you encountered those before-"
    "-Yes."
    "Oh, very mysterious, anyways.."
    *2nd dude is literally having Vietnam flashbacks*

  • @steveo2737
    @steveo2737 5 лет назад +18

    The way you say, "Well okay then" is literally the funniest freaking thing ever! hahaha

  • @elix485
    @elix485 5 лет назад +28

    I didn't expect Casino Royale to be one of the best Pitch Meeting episodes.

  • @VenisDamalo
    @VenisDamalo 3 года назад +19

    I once worked on a movie called "the Fugitive" with a man named Harrison Ford. The man has two last names!

  • @Ironbat92
    @Ironbat92 5 лет назад +71

    An into the Spider-Verse pitch meeting would be tight.

  • @jessesorrell5650
    @jessesorrell5650 5 лет назад +79

    Love the addition of the extra characters love to keep up the great work guys

  • @mobius1250
    @mobius1250 5 лет назад +20

    "Have you encountered that before?"
    Straight no stutter "yes"
    Lol

  • @UXtatic
    @UXtatic 5 лет назад +1176

    Idris Elba?
    Too blond.
    I don't think you know who Idris Elba is-
    I.Said.Too.Blond. 😏

    • @NikkiRen
      @NikkiRen 5 лет назад +52

      I cracked up too hard! 😂

    • @nurainiarsad7395
      @nurainiarsad7395 5 лет назад +39

      Love the studio exec’s face when he said it the second time hahaha

    • @kyzmet123
      @kyzmet123 5 лет назад +29

      Girl I hollered and had to rewind.

    • @christopherthomas1922
      @christopherthomas1922 5 лет назад +9

      that part.

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 5 лет назад +6

      Bond had parents (died in a climbing accident) and a wife, Tracey. Brought up multiple times. Difficult to keep the codename theory for most of that.

  • @bphifer
    @bphifer 5 лет назад +13

    “They’re gonna have a love scene while he’s in the hospital for having his balls crushed?”
    Haha. I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard

  • @humanperson8732
    @humanperson8732 4 года назад +31

    “But he died!”
    “Yeah, a little.”

  • @ballybunion9
    @ballybunion9 5 лет назад +759

    Pierce Brosnan is Irish, not British.
    Whoops!
    Whoopsie!!

    • @brianaruno1053
      @brianaruno1053 5 лет назад +37

      _Krosis_ just Northern Ireland. The Republic of Ireland is not British.

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 5 лет назад +43

      @@brianaruno1053 Actually no. British includes people on the Island of Great Britain (English, Welsh, & Scots). That's why the official name of the country is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Irish, Northern or otherwise, are not British. Originally, Bond was supposed to be English, but once Connery played him he was Fleming officially made him Scottish.

    • @Nikki_the_G
      @Nikki_the_G 5 лет назад +8

      @_Krosis_ No.

    • @user-hm8wf2jf1h
      @user-hm8wf2jf1h 5 лет назад +26

      _Krosis_ my god, no. How can you be that ignorant.
      Ireland is neither British nor has ANYTHING to do with the UK.
      Ireland is a completely sovereign nation.
      Northern Ireland (16% of island of Ireland) is still part of the UK. For now,...but not much longer.

    • @keithdavison2960
      @keithdavison2960 5 лет назад +6

      Yep born in Republic of Ireland definitely not British

  • @Ol_Mase
    @Ol_Mase 5 лет назад +67

    I've seen this movie at least 4 times and that's the first time I've understood the plot. Like a mission impossible movie, you just go for the set pieces and assume there's some story happening between the action.

    • @alexsm3882
      @alexsm3882 3 года назад +9

      I think you need to pay closer attantion to what you watch

    • @ironduke6432
      @ironduke6432 2 года назад +3

      The book was WAAAAAY better. I highly recommend reading it, even though you know what happens in the movie. It's still a great read and totally worth it. It's called "Casino Royale," written by Ian Fleming in 1954, and it spawned the entire James Bond franchise. All of the things in the movie that don't make sense--why he kills some random guy at the beginning, why James Bond needs to play cards with Le Chiffre instead of just killing or capturing him immediately, etc.--are either explained in the book or were never there to begin with.
      In short, the book was better than the movie and it's definitely worth reading

  • @jondellar
    @jondellar 2 года назад +3

    The tiny clink of teacups in the background during the British segment. 😂

  • @JC-ev2ns
    @JC-ev2ns 5 лет назад +9

    I LOVE THIS RUclips SERIES!
    The person you “pitched” it to made a good choice in putting it on the channel. It must have been a successful pitch meeting.

  • @Bestsuk
    @Bestsuk 5 лет назад +37

    The Queen's photo in the background hahaha!

  • @freeflowme
    @freeflowme 3 года назад +4

    6:23 I really want to start telling people to “absolLUTEly get off my back” abou things 😂

  • @AmmaraSHAH773377
    @AmmaraSHAH773377 5 лет назад +21

    Lol prefect moment to use the catchphrase
    Bond has a cardiac arrest and returns to the poker table with it being barely an inconvenience

  • @grumpyoldman3458
    @grumpyoldman3458 5 лет назад +6

    I was watching another video when I got the notification for this. I came straight here rather than wait 10 minutes.
    Best Pitch Meeting Ever ! (so far)

  • @TY-up1xp
    @TY-up1xp 4 года назад +175

    "It's French for the number, because he's really good with numbers."
    "Is he French?"
    "No."
    ..
    "Oh."

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 4 года назад +2

      Technically, "numero" is French for "number", while "chiffre" is French for "figure" or "statistic".

    • @gwenminor9244
      @gwenminor9244 3 года назад

      @@davidanderson_surrey_bc *numéro

  • @marioalt9420
    @marioalt9420 5 лет назад +55

    Whoa! I was certain to see Ryan (trying) speaking in a British accent when action switched to London but then I'm like, who is this other one man twins? Very mysterious! :D

  • @doxazo5512
    @doxazo5512 5 лет назад +61

    The British division needs a better green screen lol

    • @harrisoncornell3841
      @harrisoncornell3841 5 лет назад +4

      TrevorBOB and someone believable

    • @doxazo5512
      @doxazo5512 5 лет назад +5

      Harrison Cornell, he wasn’t too bad lol, acting did need some work tho

  • @betweenthedimensions8315
    @betweenthedimensions8315 3 года назад +18

    These ones with non-Ryan’s aren’t Ryanverse canon as far as I’m concerned.

  • @samgarton1961
    @samgarton1961 5 лет назад +59

    “Pick a first name ya weirdo” - Ryan George

  • @gaiane4783
    @gaiane4783 5 лет назад +64

    Is Ryan saying he took the idea for pitch meetings from a british guy?

  • @briansmith1652
    @briansmith1652 2 года назад +2

    “So he’s dies”
    “He’s dies!?”
    “Yeah but just for a minute”
    The MCU really took that to heart.

  • @Jardin777
    @Jardin777 5 лет назад +66

    Idk why but the Harry potter actors bit made me cry laughing

  • @564d
    @564d 5 лет назад +54

    Idris Elba - - - TOO BLONDE 😂

  • @Badz_B34chst4r
    @Badz_B34chst4r 5 лет назад +4

    4:39 Executive Ryan trying to bleed from the eyes is a comedic genious!!!

  • @leafonthewind88
    @leafonthewind88 5 лет назад +12

    A Serenity pitch meeting would be shiny. And tight.

  • @unformedeight
    @unformedeight 5 лет назад +42

    "But he died!"
    "Only a little, are you a doctor?"
    "Fair enough"

  • @justinwalker5742
    @justinwalker5742 2 года назад +4

    "In the last movie we had him kite surf on a tidal wave"
    "Sounds gritty to me"
    😐..."it wasn't"
    Amazing.

  • @djtforever1414
    @djtforever1414 5 лет назад +8

    At 1:25 your establishing shot of London shows The Shard building - construction on it started in 2009. Daniel Craig was announced as Bond in 2005.

    • @israellai
      @israellai 5 лет назад

      I was going to say how is it that new? And then I realised 2009 is ten years ago

    • @MediaMogulMA
      @MediaMogulMA 5 лет назад

      Oh whoops

  • @sumanthachark
    @sumanthachark 5 лет назад +76

    "Get of my back" is slowly becoming the new catch phrase!?!!😂

  • @barackobama7152
    @barackobama7152 3 года назад +12

    “But he died!?”
    “Yea just a little, no big deal”

  • @The_Langley_Ghetto_Filter
    @The_Langley_Ghetto_Filter 5 лет назад +12

    “As if a comfortable turtle neck came to life” 😂 Love your work 👌

  • @brooklyngal6334
    @brooklyngal6334 5 лет назад +48

    One of the best yet! So many funny lines. 😂 Love seeing the Pitch meetings go international.

    • @alisterfolson
      @alisterfolson 5 лет назад +3

      LadyG I think for them it was super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @brooklyngal6334
      @brooklyngal6334 5 лет назад +2

      CJ Meiko Lol 😆 Going International is tight

    • @LokieDoke67
      @LokieDoke67 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah yeah yeah

  • @carlbradley4872
    @carlbradley4872 3 года назад

    I THOUGHT I had seen all of these, but this is my first pass at this one. Literally wiping tears of laughter off my face as I watched. GENIUS.

  • @omarsherif7627
    @omarsherif7627 5 лет назад +12

    so in the midst of my pitch meeting binge, "barely an inconvenience" has become must

  • @trixxartarchive7705
    @trixxartarchive7705 5 лет назад +36

    That bit in London made me laugh. I'm British and how many stereotypes I saw was so ironic like if I ever see a person who unironicly has a picture of the queen is increadiblely wierd

  • @cl9272
    @cl9272 3 года назад +9

    "we need a British actor"
    proceeds to name Irish actors

  • @WrenPhoenix
    @WrenPhoenix 5 лет назад +4

    That stare after 'Very Mysterious", lol, I laughed at work, people gave me glances.

  • @willsanger2
    @willsanger2 5 лет назад +6

    This is great. You should do this with some of the Classic Bond films, there's a lot of opportunities there

  • @jjryan1352
    @jjryan1352 5 лет назад +18

    Recovers instantly from poisoning, months in hospital for crushed balls. He's all man!

  • @1satisfiedmind
    @1satisfiedmind 5 лет назад +5

    "He does look like he gives good hugs" Loved it.