Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope Pitch Meeting

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025
  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope!
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    Star Wars is now one of the biggest franchises in history, but back when it was pitched in the 1970’s it must have sounded pretty strange. The movie has become a classic, but rewatching it raises some questions. Like why was Luke Skywalker so whiny? Why were those imperial soldiers and Stormtroopers so incompetent? Who shot first? Why did Obi Wan Kenobi pick such a bad fake name for himself? Why why the devil hanging out at a space Cantina?
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  • @nickmurphy2936
    @nickmurphy2936 5 лет назад +4930

    "Skin like porcelain, hair like a continental breakfast,"
    "What?"
    The lines you come up with dude, TIGHT!

    • @tklkw
      @tklkw 5 лет назад +33

      Well alright then.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 5 лет назад +54

      Elaborate hairstyles are TIGHT!

    • @ashupashu5559
      @ashupashu5559 5 лет назад +13

      @@tklkw Super easy barely an inconvenience.

    • @MatthewSmith001
      @MatthewSmith001 5 лет назад +17

      "These people suck at grieving!"

    • @Sandwich13455
      @Sandwich13455 5 лет назад +10

      Whiny heroes are tight, yeah yeah yeah yeah.

  • @heisenberg6338
    @heisenberg6338 5 лет назад +3531

    Darth Vader: A space wizard with very bad asthma
    General Grievous- Hold My Inhaler

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 5 лет назад +3

      The Chin Man 😀😀😀

    • @moneymikz
      @moneymikz 5 лет назад +44

      GG isn’t technically a wizard doh

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 5 лет назад +59

      @@moneymikz So he's not a space wizard.. then, a Space lizard with very bad asthma

    • @heisenberg6338
      @heisenberg6338 5 лет назад +7

      M equals 13 But he has asthma. LOTS OF ASTHMA

    • @stevengrantofthegiftshop1549
      @stevengrantofthegiftshop1549 5 лет назад +2

      *cough cough*

  • @jfietz3299
    @jfietz3299 5 лет назад +3928

    "Why do you love Pitch meetings so much?"
    "Because"
    "Fair enough"

  • @jeffsanders1609
    @jeffsanders1609 5 лет назад +2923

    Chin Balls, Werewolf, and Satan: A Star Wars Story

    • @hannah1948
      @hannah1948 5 лет назад +110

      i might actually watch that.

    • @LittleTreeX
      @LittleTreeX 5 лет назад +50

      Thank you, Jeff Sanders, for making me literally lol today. 🤣

    • @fighteer1
      @fighteer1 5 лет назад +69

      “Kay, he’s a Ballchinian!”

    • @ethos186
      @ethos186 4 года назад +20

      Wasn’t that the last movie?

    • @roigergoololo3966
      @roigergoololo3966 4 года назад +40

      Would definitely beat the Sequel Trilogy.

  • @kadarabdullahi
    @kadarabdullahi 5 лет назад +2999

    "Two old men who just woke up fighting with their canes"😂😂😂

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 4 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 4 года назад +97

      Seriously. That always bothered me, even watching it as a kid in the 80s.

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 4 года назад +9

      Power - 😂😂😂😂 Hey, no worries, better late than never!

    • @prompt000
      @prompt000 4 года назад +26

      That's because Alec Guinness was old as hell

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 4 года назад +32

      prompt000 - Probably, but he was only 62-63 when filming. Look up which actors are currently in their 60s, it’s shocking. Granted, the perception of what you’re capable of in your 60s has changed over the years, thus lifestyle has changed (and what actor’s money can buy these days . . . ) Still . . .

  • @machina221
    @machina221 5 лет назад +1020

    Obi-Wan Kenobi: Stormtrooper aim is tight!
    Everyone else ever: Actually, fighting Stormtroopers is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @MP-lc7vy
      @MP-lc7vy 5 лет назад +39

      Clone Troopers: We got replaced for these clowns?

    • @jackthelucario
      @jackthelucario 5 лет назад +17

      Everybody except Cal Kestis on Jedi Grandmaster difficulty.

    • @bpagano35
      @bpagano35 5 лет назад +11

      @@jackthelucario Writer: Well you see that batch of Stormtroopers were dispatched to only to those worlds hoping that a Jedi would show up. But I forgot to put them in the movie.
      wow wow wow
      Yeah I was hoping that people 45 years from now wouldn't look too far into it.
      what did I tell you about that future thing.

    • @IainMcClatchie
      @IainMcClatchie 4 года назад +10

      I never realized before... maybe Stormtroopers were always terrible shots (no cheek weld, no cover, no bracing, etc), but Obi-Wan just doesn't know anything about infantry and blasters since he's used to working by himself with a short-range laser sword. Obi-Wan has been a crank and a hermit for decades and needs a lot of credibility in a hurry, so he bullshits Luke who doesn't know anything about infantry or blasters either.

    • @GermanLeftist
      @GermanLeftist 4 года назад +10

      @@IainMcClatchie It would make even more sense if he based his knowledge of infantry on his experience with the clone troopers who simply did have had better aim than the stormtroopers.

  • @TheBigGetEven
    @TheBigGetEven 5 лет назад +297

    'Like two old men woke up from a nap and started fighting with their canes'. Dead

    • @Mentocthemindtaker
      @Mentocthemindtaker 5 лет назад +8

      Thank the force someone came along and fixed that!

    • @thomasmanning8402
      @thomasmanning8402 5 лет назад +5

      Best line from the vid 😂

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 5 лет назад +2

      Eh, half the battle occurs in the mind, not in the rapid smashing.

    • @sho1oo
      @sho1oo 5 лет назад

      I LOved that, hahahahhaha

    • @courtney-ray
      @courtney-ray 5 лет назад

      I literally lold at that!

  • @HuntShemars
    @HuntShemars 5 лет назад +729

    One has to appreciate the everpresent smile in his eyes accompanied by the passive aggressive narration. I chuckled the entire time.

    • @mercynamikoye9084
      @mercynamikoye9084 5 лет назад +9

      Underrated!

    • @xxblacktear
      @xxblacktear 5 лет назад +3

      oh, okay 🙂

    • @jodie3950
      @jodie3950 4 года назад +10

      Yes. That's my most favourite part about these meetings 😂

    • @allengshow5468
      @allengshow5468 4 года назад +7

      Clever mannerisms for this type of platform 👍🏼

    • @rome8180
      @rome8180 14 дней назад +1

      I don't think you know what "passive aggressive" means.

  • @zacredington4776
    @zacredington4776 5 лет назад +369

    The hair and the 70's office background...
    Perfection.

    • @juliannemartinez2748
      @juliannemartinez2748 4 года назад +3

      I didn’t even get the hair until this comment lol 😂

    • @rahulmenon9530
      @rahulmenon9530 4 года назад +7

      Plus the gradient they used for the video. Tight!

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 года назад

      That wig ... WTF? Awesome though.

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov Год назад +1

      ​@@ConnanTheCivilized what wig? It's the 1970's, that's just his hair.

  • @adamandava6emeryandemery18
    @adamandava6emeryandemery18 5 лет назад +998

    I hope in 15 years they release a special edition of this Pitch Meeting where they go and CGI the hair on these guys.
    That would make this so better.

    • @IRex-wm9pd
      @IRex-wm9pd 5 лет назад +50

      and movie pitcher Ryan can walk around studio executive Ryan and step on his tail.

    • @Axterix13
      @Axterix13 5 лет назад +54

      They can CGI it so Screen Writer Guy speaks first.

    • @jc13sec
      @jc13sec 5 лет назад +3

      @Turd Ferguson that works!

    • @nicolasriveros943
      @nicolasriveros943 5 лет назад +1

      That's gonna be great

    • @nicolasriveros943
      @nicolasriveros943 5 лет назад +3

      Don't forget, Ryan Binks is the Key to all of this... He is the funniest character

  • @neotheone7923
    @neotheone7923 5 лет назад +1125

    Hair like a continental breakfast maybe my new favorite line from this

    • @MichaelSmith-dt2cg
      @MichaelSmith-dt2cg 5 лет назад +1

      neo the one agreed

    • @muznick
      @muznick 5 лет назад +8

      That, and "chin balls".

    • @TheGingiGamer
      @TheGingiGamer 5 лет назад +2

      @@muznick That's not new. I forgot what character, but someone said that to Peter Griffin on Family Guy.

    • @brianpeppers8236
      @brianpeppers8236 5 лет назад +2

      I thumbed for the Fomey profile pic.

    • @onebry
      @onebry 5 лет назад

      I am literally in TEARS ..😂😂😂

  • @mikesochalski3574
    @mikesochalski3574 5 лет назад +282

    "hair like a continental breakfast."
    "What?"

  • @KravMagoo
    @KravMagoo 5 лет назад +417

    "Oh, these people suck at grieving."
    I had to pause the video because I was making too much noise to hear what else was being said. lolololololololol

    • @LumiNyte
      @LumiNyte 5 лет назад +5

      Okay

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 5 лет назад +22

      Krav Magoo Only a certain General is good at grieving. But I’m not sure what to call him.

    • @dogkungfu8510
      @dogkungfu8510 4 года назад +5

      I started choking on my own laughter

    • @mbaxter22
      @mbaxter22 4 года назад +9

      @@daerdevvyl4314 ... and he was trained in the helicopter arts by a helicopter.

    • @kashboywonder3364
      @kashboywonder3364 4 года назад

      R ty Z

  • @humanperson8732
    @humanperson8732 4 года назад +557

    “And he’s like,’Mmmm, that’s a very attractive hologram.’”
    “That’s kind of a weird reaction to a call for help.”

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 4 года назад +25

      See the pitch meeting for Episode II. Apparently, it's in the Skywalker heredity that they act inappropriately to women.

    • @dizmatt1
      @dizmatt1 4 года назад +21

      that ends up being his sister....

    • @timucinharkonnen2699
      @timucinharkonnen2699 4 года назад +3

      Imagine her being stuck in a washing machine.

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 года назад +3

      @@joelellis7035 So is the murdering and rage driven tendencies everyone in the movies ignore. Yeah.

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags 5 лет назад +201

    I get that "super easy, barely an inconvenience" is the audience's favorite, but I Personally enjoy "I don't know" the most. Gets me laughing every time.

  • @Sraye
    @Sraye 5 лет назад +518

    "They shoot at each other"
    "So who shot first?
    "I don't think it matters"
    And with that, Ryan started a war in the comments.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 лет назад +40

      A war about the stars, a Stars War, if you will.

    • @davidg8117
      @davidg8117 5 лет назад +6

      HAn sHot FirSt!!!

    • @alecpowers3453
      @alecpowers3453 5 лет назад +3

      I never understand why that was such a big deal who cares who shot first

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 5 лет назад +2

      @@alecpowers3453 Disney saw the argument and interpreted it that people care enough about Han for him to have his own spin-off movie.

    • @TheChristianPsychopath
      @TheChristianPsychopath 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@nahor88The bizarre thing is there were already 6 novels of Han's backstory that they could have picked from to turn into a film. But didn't utilize any of them.

  • @Vixin24
    @Vixin24 5 лет назад +1196

    "Well, maybe Darth Vader doesn't have a very good imagination, we don't know."
    I lost it omg 😂😂

    • @NazgulDan
      @NazgulDan 4 года назад +10

      I died at that part lmao

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 4 года назад +4

      @@NazgulDan
      Me too. I'm laughing while I type this.

    • @darthkyle5295
      @darthkyle5295 4 года назад +1

      ??

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 года назад +8

      Did you ever read the book version of this movie George Lucas coauthored in the 70s? It provides hilarious insights into what he originally intended Darth Vader to be like!

    • @kevinscott9924
      @kevinscott9924 3 года назад +1

      My favorite part of the whole video.

  • @unoriginal1562
    @unoriginal1562 5 лет назад +412

    “Which one of them shot first?”
    “Ehh I don’t think it matters...”

    • @sabrywaheedali
      @sabrywaheedali 4 года назад +1

      Oh okay

    • @Eidolon1andOnly
      @Eidolon1andOnly 4 года назад +8

      In the end, it doesn't really matter

    • @thearkhamnerd8393
      @thearkhamnerd8393 4 года назад +10

      @@Eidolon1andOnly I tried so hard and got so far.

    • @bigf00t159
      @bigf00t159 4 года назад +3

      Favorite one-liner!

    • @rschaff23
      @rschaff23 4 года назад +4

      @@Eidolon1andOnly it does to Star Wars fans more then you think

  • @7superdaimajin
    @7superdaimajin 4 года назад +188

    "And then Luke and Han get a medal."
    "What about Chewbacca?"
    "What about the other surviving rebel pilot who was in the battle from the beginning and did far more to win the battle than Chewbacca?"

    • @susanwilliams2392
      @susanwilliams2392 4 года назад +12

      And
      What about R2D2 who achieved themissile strike with Luke?

    • @petervansan1054
      @petervansan1054 4 года назад +13

      what about wedge?

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 года назад +3

      @@petervansan1054 Dishonorable discharge for Wedge Antillies I’d guess. Neither he nor Luke were rated to fly the x-wing according to the book.
      Not that I have anything against poor Wedge. In Episode V, it did look like not only had Luke been several ranks promoted but Wedge was demoted.

    • @daneparsons4922
      @daneparsons4922 3 года назад +1

      Maybe because Wedge broke formation after getting hit. Poor Biggs.

  • @dach785g
    @dach785g 5 лет назад +321

    "wowowow" is underrated as a catchphrase, we need more of those.

    • @gwouru
      @gwouru 4 года назад +2

      that would translate to wo wo wow.... you might want to type wowwowwow

    • @Zhengrui0
      @Zhengrui0 4 года назад +3

      @@gwouru look at that someone who knows correct translations from incorrect ones and can perceive the desires of others with enough certainty to write them in some comments wowowow wow!

    • @gwouru
      @gwouru 4 года назад +2

      @@Zhengrui0 wow ow ow wow? ok sarcastic guy.

    • @chocomilkshake9750
      @chocomilkshake9750 4 года назад +4

      @@gwouru sarcastic guys are tight!

    • @MKDumas1981
      @MKDumas1981 3 года назад

      "Are you saying 'wow wow wow' or 'ow ow ow'?"
      "Yes."
      "Well, okay, then."

  • @Icecream0monster
    @Icecream0monster 5 лет назад +411

    My math teacher: so it goes like this
    Me: oh, why?
    Math teacher: because
    Me: okay, that works

    • @usmannasir8647
      @usmannasir8647 5 лет назад +10

      Well if you want to go into proofs it takes forever to explain and its easier to accept the theorems as gospel

    • @adarsh8899
      @adarsh8899 5 лет назад +3

      Usman Nasir
      Please don't remind me of proofs I hate those😭

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 5 лет назад +13

      @@usmannasir8647 When you accept the theorems, maths problems become super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @stevenhooper4369
      @stevenhooper4369 4 года назад +1

      Girlfriend : you have to do all the vacuuming
      Me : why
      Her : because
      Me: oh okay then

    • @kegsofvomitspit
      @kegsofvomitspit 4 года назад +2

      wowowowowow........

  • @watchingyoutube_
    @watchingyoutube_ 5 лет назад +379

    Whiny Droid is the only way to accurately describe C3PO.

    • @Wis_Dom
      @Wis_Dom 5 лет назад +6

      David Schwimmer Droid

    • @Icelandic_Sand
      @Icelandic_Sand 5 лет назад

      With a crossbow that shoots lasers

    • @JonSmith-hk1bq
      @JonSmith-hk1bq 5 лет назад +6

      He actually wasn't that bad in A New Hope. Lucas wrote him to be a slick used-car salesman type so he's actually got some spunk in that movie. The original plan was to have someone else voice him in post-production like they did for Vader. So he's doing things like kicking R2 and outwitting Stormtroopers. It's only in Empire Strikes Back that Anthony Daniels took over and made him totally prissy.

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 5 лет назад

      Because it was funnier, likelier. And director Kershner.

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 5 лет назад +1

      I see Threepio as more bitchy than whiny

  • @patrickobrien5311
    @patrickobrien5311 5 лет назад +236

    That Luke impression: 10/10

    • @allnba911
      @allnba911 2 года назад +6

      Scrolled too far for this

  • @SnowheadBlitz
    @SnowheadBlitz 5 лет назад +1264

    "So which one of them shot first?"
    "Eh, I don't think it matters."
    Best. Shut down. Ever. Period.
    Oh, also,
    "An inconvenience, this video barely is. Super easy, this is to watch."

  • @Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist
    @Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist 5 лет назад +252

    Please, please PLEASE do Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!
    Because we all know that it is super easy, barely an inconvenience to escape nuclear explosions. Plus, hiding in fridges is TIGHT!

    • @daniellanctot6548
      @daniellanctot6548 5 лет назад +10

      Stephen Buxton - Might as well do all Four movies starting from the first one then

    • @joenesvick7043
      @joenesvick7043 5 лет назад +4

      That movie was set in 1957. He didn’t need the refrigerator, everyone back then knew all you had to do was duck and cover 🤣. I don’t think Ryan did the other three films either, yet anyway so make it so
      I got the “complete adventures” on blu ray, but lacking Young Indy kinda makes it incomplete. How about Young Indy on blu ray, I think most fans would prefer that than Crystal Skull. Don’t they own Crystal Skull, well it came with the box set. I didn’t even hate it, it’s just not as great as the previous three. A movie just needs to be watchable and I’m entertained. Still Young Indy goes above it, despite Crystal Skull referencing the episode Spring Break Adventure

    • @thestrugglecontinues4328
      @thestrugglecontinues4328 5 лет назад +1

      Stephen Buxton AGREED

    • @djbred18
      @djbred18 5 лет назад

      I don’t think he needs to. You just did.

    • @jimdigitalvideo
      @jimdigitalvideo 5 лет назад +1

      Indiana Jones has incredible plot armour. So he doesn't have to worry about getting completely incinerated in the fridge due to the nuclear explosion or breaking every bone in his body due to the impact.

  • @JosephSAMUELJonesMommyTammTamm
    @JosephSAMUELJonesMommyTammTamm 5 лет назад +1103

    Tight this is to watch. Barely an inconvenience, super easy it is.

  • @niteshmurti
    @niteshmurti 5 лет назад +242

    "two old guy's just woke up from a nap and started fighting with their canes." i'm absolutely dead and there's coffee all over the keyboard XD

  • @Bertaut
    @Bertaut 4 года назад +417

    "I'm hoping in about 30 years we can add in a bunch of creatures walking around."
    "Why?"
    "I don't know."
    - actual conversation at Lucasarts

    • @andysee6996
      @andysee6996 4 года назад +3

      How about to emphasize that Mos Espa is a busy city.

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 4 года назад +1

      Because we can! And people will pay $8 to see it in the theaters again!

    • @jeffreym.8957
      @jeffreym.8957 4 года назад +2

      South Park nailed this issue.

    • @samuelhatlestad6676
      @samuelhatlestad6676 4 года назад

      Hmmm so all the cgi I was just praising from rewatching it after not seeing it in over a decade was not in then original film? Lmao.

    • @thearkhamnerd8393
      @thearkhamnerd8393 4 года назад +2

      @@samuelhatlestad6676 yea it’s hard to find a copy of the original

  • @KakiOlsenCreative
    @KakiOlsenCreative 5 лет назад +394

    Hair like a continental breakfast. Please, god, put this on a T-shirt for me.

    • @KakiOlsenCreative
      @KakiOlsenCreative 4 года назад +17

      A.D. Continental breakfasts have pastries. It’s a joke about her cinnamon bun hair.

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 года назад +2

      Alas, Carrie Fisher is no longer here to appreciate such an accolade.

  • @iwn2000
    @iwn2000 5 лет назад +85

    05:16 "Is his first name Darth?" THANK YOU THAT HAS BOTHERED ME FOREVER

    • @chand911
      @chand911 5 лет назад

      Did it really?

    • @vanillajack5925
      @vanillajack5925 4 года назад +19

      Kinda proves that Lucas didn't always plan on Darth Vader really being Anakin Skywalker.

    • @dizmatt1
      @dizmatt1 4 года назад

      just watching this I thought about it that seeing Obi-Wan... the master of sass in the clone wars, it might be more of a trolling insult.

    • @Hannah-on9mk
      @Hannah-on9mk 4 года назад +1

      I think Darth was originally supposed to be his first name wasn't it?

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 года назад +5

      And Grandma Tarken?!!! Family Guy wasn’t kidding for once. Nobody knew that was a military rank pronounced ‘Mawfff’. I just checked, none of the original trilogy’s book versions clarified that point much either. So Lucas just assumed the audience would understand and like what was happening. Like he did to us in the Phantom Menace... Yikes!

  • @yelyahfan88x94
    @yelyahfan88x94 5 лет назад +753

    " Only imperial Stormtroopers are so precise" *terrible stormtrooper shooting becomes a thing forever*

    • @AbdullahKhan-el6xw
      @AbdullahKhan-el6xw 5 лет назад +4

      It could be the force

    • @lepari9986
      @lepari9986 5 лет назад +1

      @@AbdullahKhan-el6xw what could be the force? :D

    • @AbdullahKhan-el6xw
      @AbdullahKhan-el6xw 5 лет назад +3

      @@lepari9986 the force causes the troopers to miss

    • @lepari9986
      @lepari9986 5 лет назад +9

      @@AbdullahKhan-el6xw Okay, so what explains that through the saga they shoot equally as bad to other main characters who aren't force sensitive?

    • @AbdullahKhan-el6xw
      @AbdullahKhan-el6xw 5 лет назад +5

      @@lepari9986 I mean that the force is doing it on its own. The force sensitive characters aren't controlling it.

  • @djphildeez6357
    @djphildeez6357 5 лет назад +111

    "It's gonna be like 2 old guys just woke up from their naps and started fighting with their canes"
    LMAOO

  • @matthewmerez5257
    @matthewmerez5257 5 лет назад +199

    “So this Force is like...a rope?”
    Thank you, I needed that.

    • @KennyNGA
      @KennyNGA Год назад +1

      that line kills me very time so much i had to search for the non compilation video for this comment

  • @susanwilliams2392
    @susanwilliams2392 4 года назад +126

    Wow, Leia getting past the loss of her entire planet and everyone she's ever loved must be really hard.
    Actually it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

  • @blackshadow8702
    @blackshadow8702 5 лет назад +567

    And then Luke and Han both get medals.
    What about Chewbacca?
    No.

    • @ahwayzcool4630
      @ahwayzcool4630 5 лет назад +17

      Chewie just doesnt get any love at all in SW. No medal from A New Hope, no hug from Leia in TFA.

    • @BlackVeilSavior
      @BlackVeilSavior 5 лет назад +15

      I assumed (probs the reason in the first place) it was because they couldn't get the medal prop around Mathew's costume's neck or in-universe they couldn't fit it around Chewie's. Or they didn't care about the sentient bear-dog companion.
      The retcon they came up with had him give it away pre-ceremony to some kid. Which... Didn't they get it AT the ceremony? How's that work?

    • @bigneon_glitter
      @bigneon_glitter 5 лет назад +4

      Wookies have no use for human trinkets. The blood of their enemies are medal enough.

    • @jeremyscungio16
      @jeremyscungio16 5 лет назад +8

      He does now

    • @machduel
      @machduel 5 лет назад

      @@jeremyscungio16 🙂

  • @dsuki4416
    @dsuki4416 5 лет назад +245

    Some underrated lines in this series
    “Whoops” “whoopsie”
    “How come” “because”

  • @haz927
    @haz927 5 лет назад +748

    *Uploaded 31 seconds ago*
    Watching this video a minute after it goes live is TIGHT

  • @antaine1916
    @antaine1916 5 лет назад +40

    Great, but you missed one:
    "They steal the stormtroopers' stuff, and it's like the perfect size for them."
    "What does Leia say when she sees Luke dressed in the stormtrooper gear he stole?"
    "Oh, she says, 'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper'?"
    "Wait, I thought you just said, 'It was the perfect size for them'."
    "Oops!"

  • @oldcdog91
    @oldcdog91 5 лет назад +127

    "So which one of them shot first?"
    "I don't think it matters."
    "Oh, okay."
    This, alone, had me DYING!!! lmao. Thank you!

    • @darkfandom8260
      @darkfandom8260 5 лет назад +2

      I think han

    • @nosson2842
      @nosson2842 5 лет назад

      Greeto

    • @HarmonicWave
      @HarmonicWave 4 года назад +4

      Wrong question. Han shot Greedo before Greedo knew what hit him. Greedo wasn't even trying to shoot Han.

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 4 года назад +1

      I had no idea about the Han Shot First thing before I saw this

    • @jeffreym.8957
      @jeffreym.8957 4 года назад

      This was as epic a put-down as William Shatner's "Have you ever kissed a girl?" at the Star Trek convention - SNL.

  • @daredevil6145
    @daredevil6145 5 лет назад +523

    ooh- hairstyles and typewriter.....damn!
    But what's with the futuristic photo in background?

    • @xN1X0Nx
      @xN1X0Nx 5 лет назад +67

      Pictures of film executives from the future are *TIGHT*

    • @Gengrel
      @Gengrel 5 лет назад +46

      Oopsie.

    • @critch7514
      @critch7514 5 лет назад +20

      Wibbly Wobbly, time wimey

    • @nyreegraham7894
      @nyreegraham7894 5 лет назад +2

      @@critch7514 I'm sorry, what were you "Who-ing"?

    • @progKansas
      @progKansas 5 лет назад +5

      If you do Robocop get a mullet wig.

  • @grubbs517
    @grubbs517 5 лет назад +117

    Say what you want about Storm Trooper accuracy, I saw one nail a tree on the forest moon of Endor with a speeder bike.

  • @danimations1440
    @danimations1440 5 лет назад +726

    So who shot first?
    I don’t think it really matters...

    • @ElMundoDeHadesOK
      @ElMundoDeHadesOK 5 лет назад +30

      absolutely the ONE thing that keeps dividing people til this day!

    • @seby826
      @seby826 5 лет назад +16

      @@ElMundoDeHadesOK possibly destroying friendships and causing break ups

    • @Manu-rb6eo
      @Manu-rb6eo 5 лет назад +3

      It doesn't

    • @ElMundoDeHadesOK
      @ElMundoDeHadesOK 5 лет назад +1

      @@seby826 and hate it hahahaa

    • @NephritduGrey
      @NephritduGrey 5 лет назад +31

      But it really doesn't matter as Han is the only one who shot.

  • @georgedavisii2451
    @georgedavisii2451 4 месяца назад +3

    The line about Vader not sensing that Leia is his child “aPARENTly not!.” 😂

  • @GalyTheSugarLover
    @GalyTheSugarLover 5 лет назад +31

    "Which one of them shot first?"
    "I don't think it matters :)"
    This one always gets me

  • @viniciusmiranda762
    @viniciusmiranda762 5 лет назад +117

    -Who shot first?
    -Han did, but 30 years from now...

    • @NetAndyCz
      @NetAndyCz 5 лет назад +2

      haha, genius!

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 5 лет назад +1

      Well, yes, but actually no.

    • @ericsloss3963
      @ericsloss3963 5 лет назад +2

      Well no. Han shot first. Then Greedo shot first.

    • @j.vonhogen9650
      @j.vonhogen9650 5 лет назад +1

      Han returned fire in 1977 after Greedo shot him first, 30 years later.

  • @MikhailPashkovski
    @MikhailPashkovski 5 лет назад +550

    Respect for having enough courage to actually roast original trilogy movie. Because people nowadays pretend, like these movies were perfect, and didnt had ANY plot holes at all...

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 5 лет назад +79

      @Furyan Auror The Disney shitfests, yes, absolutely. Don't you dare lump the prequels with those atrocities however. The prequels had issues same as the originals, but they all had the original George Lucas Star Wars spirit.

    • @pageljazz
      @pageljazz 5 лет назад +43

      The OT had more holes than plot, and we knew it when they were first released. In fact, it was part of the fun. I remember totally roasting these movies with friends in 8th grade. Didn't stop us from watching them hundreds of times and loving every minute. Now people treat Star Wars like it's supposed to be holy scripture. What a shame.

    • @FeralLogic
      @FeralLogic 5 лет назад +26

      No one believed the original trio were perfect, but story telling and movie production has improved and people expect better stories, not worse stories with known story breaking mechanisms. Also, continuity is a thing, a thing that Disney evidently doesn't understand. It is quite obvious Disney doesn't know how to make sequels and spin-offs well. Well over 90% of their follow-ups are straight to TV. And considering they usually use well known and time-tested stories for their originals, it's pretty obvious Disney only knows how to retell old stories someone else thought of.

    • @anaussie213
      @anaussie213 5 лет назад

      Have you seen blue harvest?

    • @user-sr4nc4tc6f
      @user-sr4nc4tc6f 4 года назад +1

      @@pageljazz 👏👏👏👏
      EXACTLY

  • @Antonio_Ortiz
    @Antonio_Ortiz 5 лет назад +9

    3:01: "We're talkin' a guy with Chin-balls, a Warewolf, uh, ya know......Satan.....". LOL!

  • @margotchaput3070
    @margotchaput3070 3 года назад +12

    3:45 "So which one of them shot first ?"
    "I don't think it matters"
    Well played

  • @DaemionThade
    @DaemionThade 4 года назад +32

    "...More powerful than you can possibly imagine."
    "Maybe he doesnt have that good of an imagination?"
    I'm dying 🤣

  • @JohnBaker-ki8vw
    @JohnBaker-ki8vw 5 лет назад +114

    “Whiny heroes are tight”
    Love Star Wars and love the Pitch meeting, thanks Ryan!

    • @davidchidester5463
      @davidchidester5463 5 лет назад +10

      They're so tight let's make a main villain the whiny one in 40 years.

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 5 лет назад +2

      Kind of smouldering at other times.
      He didn't KILL that officer, after all.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 лет назад

      @@davidchidester5463 I thought I asked you to stop doing that.

    • @Wamboland
      @Wamboland 5 лет назад +1

      I don't think you should thank any Ryan for anything star wars related. 😁😉

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 лет назад

      @@Wamboland No you're mistaking Rian for Ryan. Common mistake.

  • @ThomasWilkinsonTomedy
    @ThomasWilkinsonTomedy 5 лет назад +354

    A pitch meeting for "The Room" would be TIGHT!

    • @liveac3694
      @liveac3694 5 лет назад +29

      The problem is that no such meeting ever took place XD It's an indie film that wasn't supported by any studio. That being said I can see the skit being fun. Throwing footballs in tuxedos is tight!

    • @there2b
      @there2b 5 лет назад +22

      We can have Tommy pitch it to Greg.

    • @robertodell9193
      @robertodell9193 5 лет назад +17

      Tommy pitches it to Tommy

    • @aracelichely2954
      @aracelichely2954 5 лет назад +1

      I see what you did there x)

    • @itamar20112
      @itamar20112 5 лет назад +2

      @@liveac3694 I'm pretty sure the creators of Star Wars didn't plan to add CGI monsters in 30 years... Pitch Meetings aren't meant to be accurate.

  • @sean3533
    @sean3533 5 лет назад +359

    Leaving for work late because of Pitch Meeting
    Whoops.
    *Whoopsie!*

    • @bradeggerton
      @bradeggerton 5 лет назад +15

      Barely an inconvenience, right?

    • @sean3533
      @sean3533 5 лет назад +9

      @@bradeggerton my boss said it was super easy

    • @godkiller5375
      @godkiller5375 5 лет назад +1

      Going to work on a Sunday is tight

    • @TheGingiGamer
      @TheGingiGamer 5 лет назад +1

      @@godkiller5375 It's Saturday.

    • @yiasouvlaka104
      @yiasouvlaka104 5 лет назад

      @@TheGingiGamer Sunday for me

  • @uncletrick1
    @uncletrick1 4 года назад +50

    “These people suck at grieving.” 😂

  • @kamael1125
    @kamael1125 4 года назад +62

    You are the best! To be able to laugh at cultural phenomenon of this magnitude and at the same time appeal to fan base in a way so they will laugh with you instead of rage...
    This is art in itself. You are an absolute legend!

    • @kegsofvomitspit
      @kegsofvomitspit 4 года назад +6

      It’s actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @beatrixwickson8477
    @beatrixwickson8477 5 лет назад +196

    Back to the Future trilogy would be great for pitch meetings

    • @littleblackduck3134
      @littleblackduck3134 4 года назад +2

      How bout the Godfather trilogy

    • @the-engneer
      @the-engneer 3 года назад +1

      @@littleblackduck3134 godfather films are incredibly boring

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov 2 года назад

      Back to the future was the inspiration for Pitch Meetings

  • @mrmagicmorpher
    @mrmagicmorpher 5 лет назад +86

    Plot twist, the CEO is the father to the writer, that’s why they look so similar!

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 лет назад +10

      Producer: No, I am your father.
      Writer: Nooooo!!!!
      CinemaSins: No. *Ding!*

    • @KookShanty
      @KookShanty 5 лет назад +3

      They don’t look anything alike

    • @venugopalanthundathil2211
      @venugopalanthundathil2211 5 лет назад +3

      You should watch the detective Pikachu pitch meeting, it explains everything!

  • @adirocksit
    @adirocksit 5 лет назад +61

    The Force is TIGHT with this one

  • @melissalayton213
    @melissalayton213 5 лет назад +29

    "I don't know" Gets me every. Single. Time.

    • @darrenrobinson9041
      @darrenrobinson9041 4 года назад +2

      He says it like he has no control over the story , cracks me up.

  • @liborohanka5010
    @liborohanka5010 Год назад +1

    ""These people are emotionless!"
    Yoda:" Perfect Jedi candidates, they are."

  • @ellybean7354
    @ellybean7354 5 лет назад +111

    That hair is TIGHT! I bet getting those wigs was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @tehDonkeyKong
    @tehDonkeyKong 5 лет назад +74

    "Is his first name Darth?" ... "No"

    • @maddinpictures3102
      @maddinpictures3102 5 лет назад +6

      Guess it was planned back then to be, before they made it a title

  • @joetersak6970
    @joetersak6970 5 лет назад +37

    You have become one of my 5 favorite RUclips series. Thank you for helping me get through the week and giving me something to look forward too. Keep up the amazing work! Thank you!

  • @salleymudd5488
    @salleymudd5488 Год назад +1

    I like how it's 1970's Producer Guy and. Screenwriter guy talking but it's 21rst century Producer Guy in the photo behind him.

  • @cricocadazzle4439
    @cricocadazzle4439 5 лет назад +53

    "Yeah, and she puts it inside this droid"
    "Wait. Droid?"
    "Yeah, pretty cool right?"
    "Well i guess I just have one question. What the hell is a droid?"
    "They're like a robot type thing. Some of them look like people and some of them look like garbage cans on wheels like the one she puts the info in."
    "Well if they're robots why don't you just call them robots?"
    "Because that's what I wrote in the movie!"
    "Fair enough."

    • @_piulin_
      @_piulin_ 4 года назад +4

      I think "droid" comes from android, a humanoid robot.

    • @kegsofvomitspit
      @kegsofvomitspit 4 года назад +2

      The First Guy to Ever Encounter a Droid

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 4 года назад

      @@_piulin_ That's not what android means. Humanoid robots are robots. Androids are reverse-cyborgs.

    • @_piulin_
      @_piulin_ 4 года назад +3

      @@Bacxaber Reverse-cyborgs? Robots with a few bio parts? Those are cyborgs. Even T-8xx with a skin qualify as cyborgs.

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 года назад

      Next thing I know the audience will be saying they don’t know what a Moff or a Darth are.... we’ll let them make up their own nerdy explanation.

  • @danimations1440
    @danimations1440 5 лет назад +108

    'Only imperial troopers are that precise'
    I could’ve sworn they hit it in the movie...

    • @LarryoftheLarrinites
      @LarryoftheLarrinites 5 лет назад +30

      Crazy idea. Obi-wan only really knew the Jango Fett clone troopers. What if they are that precise, but the non clone ones aren't? There, I fixed it.

    • @usulsk
      @usulsk 5 лет назад +3

      @@LarryoftheLarrinites So a galactic Empire would not invest anything in training their soldiers?

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 5 лет назад +6

      +LarryoftheLarrinites no, its cuz in this movie at least, the imperials were letting the heroes escape so they could track them to the base.
      in all other cases, plot armor explains their inaccuracy

    • @theiggliestbuff9925
      @theiggliestbuff9925 5 лет назад +1

      @@sonoftheway3528 If there's no explanation other than plot armor then it's a plot hole...

  • @sclair2854
    @sclair2854 5 лет назад +24

    As part of the Obi Wan standalone he needs to fight a squad of elite stormtrooper snipers who are actually precise.

    • @jamestheotherone742
      @jamestheotherone742 5 лет назад +1

      Wouldn't be a very long movie then would it.

    • @sclair2854
      @sclair2854 5 лет назад +1

      "As part"

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 5 лет назад +1

      The original stormtroopers actually WERE precise though... the stormtroopers that boarded the Tantive IV were the 501st legion, some of the last remaining Jango Fett clones. They actually knew how to aim.

  • @raminagrobis6112
    @raminagrobis6112 4 года назад +6

    "Hair like continental breakfast." Just pure gold.

  • @SabotAndHeat75
    @SabotAndHeat75 2 месяца назад +1

    Ryan: “Turns out there’s a little vent, that if you shoot it, the whole thing blows up.”
    Ryan: “Hey, you’re doing a Top Gun Maverick!”
    Ryan: “I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back about me doing a Top Gun.”

  • @DarthAlphaTheGreat
    @DarthAlphaTheGreat 5 лет назад +31

    Minot correction @4:27
    The stormtrooper WERE trying to use their detecting technology, but they got ambushed while they tried to do that, and Han+Luke stole their armour.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 лет назад +13

      On top of that, they were hiding in the smuggler's hold that Han put in. They're shielded from most standard scanning apparatus and, knowing how Han's mind works, likely are rigged to give off false signals to look like a generic part of the ship.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 лет назад +8

      @Kogi Duzo It's because we're virgins.
      ...
      Wait, that's not right...

    • @LoN3wOlF5tudi0s
      @LoN3wOlF5tudi0s 5 лет назад

      Ambushed by.... who?

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 лет назад

      @@LoN3wOlF5tudi0s Seriously?

  • @Kleckna
    @Kleckna 5 лет назад +33

    I love that the 1970s wigs are back 😂

  • @celebridee
    @celebridee 5 лет назад +7

    “Hair like a continental breakfast.” I’m getting over a chest cold and almost coughed up a lung because I couldn’t stop laughing. 🤣🏆👏

  • @vedanshbudhia8148
    @vedanshbudhia8148 4 года назад +13

    "so what is this force thing is it like a rope?"
    "No,it's some kind of an energy."
    My physics textbook has been filling me with lies.

  • @ricardoquintanavallejo341
    @ricardoquintanavallejo341 5 лет назад +12

    "Hair like a continental breakfast" I laughed so hard!

  • @abhinabamandal2756
    @abhinabamandal2756 5 лет назад +23

    A Pitch Meeting for Pirates of the Caribbean would be TIGHT

  • @shnglbot
    @shnglbot 5 лет назад +7

    "two old guy's just woke up from a nap and started fighting with their canes." XD

  • @Dradeeus
    @Dradeeus 5 лет назад +15

    "Is his first name Darth? o_O"
    "No."

  • @lucasasfora3573
    @lucasasfora3573 5 лет назад +9

    Honestly, for me this is the best stuff on youtube. You make me laugh for real Ryan. Respect. "Who shot first", the "continental breakfast" and "old dudes with canes" killed me. 👍👍👍

  • @kaimemes
    @kaimemes 5 лет назад +10

    “What about chewbacca-“
    “No”
    “Oh very harsh”
    THESE LINES ARE *TIGHT*

  • @sammywally7965
    @sammywally7965 5 лет назад +7

    "Hair like a continental breakfast."
    THAT IS THE BEST.

  • @reeceytaylor
    @reeceytaylor 5 лет назад +11

    "Must've been devastated"
    "No he's fine"

  • @patanu
    @patanu 5 лет назад +71

    "Only emperial soldiers are so precise."
    That line aged well.

    • @no8965
      @no8965 3 года назад

      3:55 they actually missed on purpose to let them escape. Princess Liea explains in the movie.

    • @drafezard7315
      @drafezard7315 Год назад

      @@no8965 That doesn't explain all the other times/movies.

  • @micah4855
    @micah4855 4 года назад +15

    Me: SR is gonna have a hard time making fun of Star Wars
    SR: Actually, its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @ronaldvalerio
    @ronaldvalerio 4 года назад +8

    for someones father who killed an entire tribe and a Mother that dies on extreme sadness, the skywalker siblings are restrained on their emotions

  • @TheJuggerClutch
    @TheJuggerClutch 5 лет назад +53

    i dont get how the vent is a plothole, having a 1 meter wide exhaust port for a moon-sized space station is pretty damn efficient imo

    • @Brooke-rw8rc
      @Brooke-rw8rc 5 лет назад +23

      And in engineering a system that large and complex, the amount of emergent properties would be INSANE! AND it's a feat that had never been done before. "This highly advanced, completely unique prototype actually has a serious flaw." is hardly a plot-hole.

    • @DAyangBRICK333
      @DAyangBRICK333 4 года назад +1

      It's not the presence of the vent, it's the fact that the enemy didn't shoot them from the hole

    • @angrymokyuu1951
      @angrymokyuu1951 3 года назад +3

      ​@@Brooke-rw8rc Especially when its flaw takes space magic to exploit. It's such an impossible task that it being put there as actual sabotage is more nonsensical.

  • @madderthanever
    @madderthanever 5 лет назад +23

    Gotta love the 'fros, man - very era accurate!

  • @xd_mystyyyyy
    @xd_mystyyyyy 4 года назад +6

    “We’re talkin’ a guy with chin balls, a werewolf, y’know SATAN.” Please never stop.

  • @whatevergoesforme5129
    @whatevergoesforme5129 5 лет назад +2

    As an asthmatic, you had me with that "very bad asthma" description of Darth Vader. I will never be intimidated by him again.

  • @Geraldo_Rivian
    @Geraldo_Rivian 2 года назад +5

    3:09 always found chewbacca hilarious in this scene...just look at his expression 😂😂😂

  • @ryansullivan3085
    @ryansullivan3085 4 года назад +5

    3:22 That chewbacca impression is *TIGHT*

  • @samhouston1979
    @samhouston1979 5 лет назад +122

    Love how SW just conveniently forgot things like “only stormtroopers are this precise”

    • @gwouru
      @gwouru 4 года назад +6

      Precise does not mean accurate.

    • @Dilligff
      @Dilligff 4 года назад +6

      He said while referring to an object twice the size of a barn and spattered with holes all over. I think he was being sarcastic when he said it.

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly 4 года назад +1

      @@Dilligff But in that case, why DID he think the attackers were storm troopers?

    • @Dilligff
      @Dilligff 4 года назад +3

      @@PotrzebieConolly Because they were so 'precise'. Anyone else wouldn't have had a target spread in excess of 20 feet, unless they were drunk, blind, epileptic, or was completely new to the idea of point and shoot types of weaponry, or any combination thereof.

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly 4 года назад

      @@Dilligff Got it. :)

  • @Cristopher.C
    @Cristopher.C 5 лет назад +14

    HAHAHAHA that whiney Luke impression was so on point 1:54

    • @darrenrobinson9041
      @darrenrobinson9041 4 года назад +3

      That's unfair, power converters are really interesting.

  • @VinayPai
    @VinayPai 3 года назад +1

    "Why did you spend an hour at work watching Pitch meetings? Didn't that get in the way of getting work done?"
    "Not at all, barely an inconvenience"

  • @MammaApa
    @MammaApa 3 года назад

    Fun fact: In Sweden Chewbacca's name was in some circumstances translated to Tuggbak, which is literally the swedish translation of Chew Back.

  • @rithrius5384
    @rithrius5384 4 года назад +9

    4:00 Is it just me or is this the most epic "Whoopsie!" ever recorded in pitch meetings?

  • @troycummings709
    @troycummings709 5 лет назад +32

    Fastest I clicked on anything in long time! Thanks for continuing Star Wars

  • @awildwilliamappeared
    @awildwilliamappeared 5 лет назад +4

    Always a great day when you upload a new video! Doesn’t matter if it’s one of these pitch meetings or on your personal channel. Love you man you do such a great job and provide so many great laughs. You have become my favorite RUclips creator, keep on the amazing work. It’s original and legitimately hilarious. Love ya man! 🤗

  • @enjoythestruggle
    @enjoythestruggle 4 месяца назад +1

    The delivery on 'well okay then' always gets me. xD

  • @CmdrDuncan
    @CmdrDuncan 2 года назад

    Thanks!

  • @Nayug
    @Nayug 4 года назад +3

    The spot on Mark Hamill impression is the weirdest flex

  • @jsinghvishal
    @jsinghvishal 4 года назад +3

    I love it when he says ... “well, ok then”